#soapy thoughts

[soapyghost]

THE MATH BE MATHING??? GAZ IS CANONICALLY AT LEAST 34???????????????

Assuming he joined up the minute he turned 18 - he's at least 34???!?!?!?!

[soapkaars]

One of the funniest Dutch phrases I’m reminded of today is ‘van je hart geen moordkuil maken’ which means to be honest, open, and transparent with your feelings, but which literally means ‘don’t make your heart into a murderpit’

[majinbangus]

Not being used to the princess treatment or being taken care of. You're not one to rely on others, so when you get in a relationship with Soap, you don't realize how independent you are, relying on yourself to do things, not going to him for emotional needs. Sometimes, even taking care of physical ones on your own because you don't want to bother him or seem clingy.

He gets upset, naturally.

You don't let him open doors for you, nor do you let him pull out your chair at the dinner table. If you're sick, you insist on sleeping in the guest bedroom and taking care of yourself until the illness has passed. When you're on your period, he's excited to give you anything you need, but then you don't ask him for ice cream, or chocolate, you don't even ask for cuddles??

Not to forget the times when you didn't wake him up to help take care of you because you didn't want to 'disturb his sleep'. Fuck his sleep, he could've gotten that later, he would've loved to have a sleepy fuck with you. It almost feels like a betrayal that you snuck away to the guest room to get yourself off. If you'd asked, he would've happily taken care of you.

He needs to feel needed. Needs you to need him. Wants you to need him. Has he not shown you that he can provide? That he can take care of you?

But then think about finally giving in, and slowly letting him take care of you. He breaks down your walls, coaxes you into accepting his help, spoils you with affection. Peeling away that hard shell, and revealing that soft underbelly that didn't know how much it wanted and needed to be treated so sweetly.

It's a process, but Soap will get you used to the princess treatment. You don't have to be so strong all the time. He'll give you what you need if you give him the chance.

("I just don't want to be needy."

"Hen, I'd give anything for you to be needy. Let me take care of you.")

[cedar-scented-soap]

silly WL impulse design because i can :D

[smolnchubby]

Could I see that perfect body of your in the shower?

Sure! :3 ❤️

[bunny-extract]

instead of his balaclava Ghost wears his bike helmet when he's in civilian areas. Pitch black visor, matte black shell with a spray painted skull across the visage that Soap did for him.

[soapyghost]

NEW GHOST SKIN!!

Look at his silly little dad sunglasses. I love him.

“Gotta grab my sunglasses before crashing the car on my way to pickup Johnny from football”

[feelin-peachy-keen]

🫧Squeaky Clean🫧

[majinbangus]

》 18+ :P

Soap would leave you with those orgasm aftershocks and take full advantage of it.

He's lying in bed, watching you wobble back from the bathroom when a shudder runs through you, and then you're panting and whining, hips rolling through the empty air as you try to work through the aftershocks, nearly collapsing as you struggle to hold yourself up.

He chuckles at your teary eyes and how your thighs shake, taking pity upon you and getting up to guide you back into bed. And once Soap lays you down on your side, he'll take his spot behind you, having no trouble pinning your bucking hips against his, and slip a hand between your legs to 'help you' with those aftershocks knowing full well he's gonna push you into overstimulation again.

It'll be worth it, he promises as he lightly strokes your spasming cunt. You feel good, don't you?

He takes your sob as a yes.

[cedar-scented-soap]

Concept drawing for a space/aliens rancher duo AU I've been working on!!!! :D I'm not super settled on Jimmy's design yet, but he's meant to be a moobloom adjacent space species!

(yes they're not in space even though it's a space AU, they're planetside at jim's ranch cuz I needed an excuse to work on drawing backgrounds)

[fictionadventurer]

I thought that it was stupid that Brandon Sanderson had the narrator of Tress of the Emerald Sea call all the unnamed sailors "Dougs" when he could have just called them, you know, sailors. But then I started using the term. Turns out having a word for "yes, we know that realistically all these individuals have unique identities and personalities, but they're not the focus of this story so we're going to treat them as faceless background characters" is surprisingly useful.

[munsonfamilyband]

So we all have sort of agreed that Eddie uses cheap haircare/doesn’t take care of his curls but I have two specific reasons for it.

One part of it is the money aspect, he gets 2-in-1 to save up money to spend on expenses or music stuff. The other part is linked to my personal belief that he has ADHD, which is executive dysfunction. I know I personally have a hard time pushing myself to shower and take care of my hair and skin and I just think Eddie would fall into that camp.

It isn’t until he and Steve get together that he starts taking care of his hair, and not even because Steve insists on getting him nice shampoo and conditioner. No, the thing that gets him to shower more/better is that Steve promises to shower with him.

[soapyghost]

New Warren Kole photos. We eating good tonight girls.

He just looks so yummy are you kidding me?!?! 😭😭

THE BOW TIE??!?

[majinbangus]

Falling asleep on your front and waking up to Soap using your butt as a pillow, taking his own nap so now you can't get up to pee because he's wrapping your hips up in a death grip.

If you try to escape, he'll grumble sleepily and give a little warning swat to your vulnerable asscheek. Don't disturb him too much because then he'll get cranky, and a cranky Soap doesn't take kindly to his rest being disrupted when it doesn't need to be.

[spleen9000]

huh apparently wood cutting boards are fairly antimicrobial due to absorption of moisture by the wood and (depending on your washing & prep practices) can harbor less bacteria than plastic cutting boards