#mateobjorgman

[bobotomago]

TEXT ✉️✿ BOWTEO

Bowie: I'll let you break off a piece of my Kit Kat Bar if you'll ditch Nadia for a day to have some bro time!

[hannaharendelle]

TEXT ✉️✘ HANTEO

Hannah: WHY CAN YOU ONLY PLAY THE DINOSAUR GAME ON CHROME WHEN YOUR INTERNET'S BROKEN? UGHHHH

[weseltonsdarcy]

TEXT ❄️ DARTEO

Darcy: Why don't they make deodorant that smells like real actual snowflakes yet?

[nadiaazar]

⛄ for our muses to build a snowman

For as much as Nadia loved Christmas, she tended more towards the material side of things -- parties, shopping, gift-giving, the flashy side. The snowy side, though, she didn’t have a lot of experience with, considering every year she headed home to her hot, sandy desert after exams, and returned when the Christmas spirit had faded. Fake-dating Mateo, though, meant that there were lots of day trips to Arendelle to keep up appearances. And just to have fun, too. Their ruse wasn’t all just for show; Nadia felt like her “boyfriend” was quickly becoming one of her favorite people, and the day she was supposed to come compete in the Arendelle snowman making competition with him, she was more worried than she cared to admit about impressing him. He probably crushed this every year, with his snow-loving cousins or Allah knew who else on his team; this year, their deal meant he would compete with her, despite her lack of snow-sperience. When her driver dropped her off at the competition spot, Nadia was practically waddling under the weight of all the possible accessories she’d bought -- scarves, vegetables, even a few gemstones that might give their snowman the prettiest eyes of the bunch. “Hi, Matty!” Nadia exclaimed as she caught sight of him, dropping her bags to her side to wrap him up in a hug. “This is going to be so much fun,” she exclaimed, pulling her phone out of her pocket and snapping a selfie of herself kissing his cheek to post for show. She hit upload, then turned to survey the snow-creatures that people had already started to build across the competition area. “So like, what kind of snowman are we going to have to beat?”

@mateobjorgman

[ailsbroch]

MATEO

Good thing we’re kind of related now, I won’t hurt @mateobjorgman‘s feelings by having to say no. 

anonymously tell me who you ship me with and i’ll tell you if i agree.

[leilaniwaialiki]

Mateo

We may not be that close, but @mateobjorgman is another friend who’s seemingly very happy! I wouldn’t want to ruin that just because I like talking to him and think he’s adorable. That’s hardly enough foundation to ruin his happiness!

anonymously tell me who you ship me with and i’ll tell you if i agree.

[asuxsor]

Any new ships you're on board with or want to see happen?

Oh, do I have a list for you. These couples would definitely shake things up if they’d just do us all a favor and go for each other:

@chloeoftheball and @jimdubs. Come on, @maddielabouff who?

@claudine-frollo and @regdubois. They’re boring enough for each other, don’t you think?

@gastonlegume3 and @abigailtremaine. We all know that their hate sex would be hotter than whatever she’s doing with his twin.

@shortyshortz and @racheladale. So much hyperactive niceness in one couple that they might explode and save the rest of us from how nauseating they are as individuals.

@lucianadevil and @vitanikiwa. Just make it official already and shut up about it!

I’d love to see @leilaningata ruin her life and her friendships. Maybe by going for either @whereswaldohatter or @noa-atua. 

@bobotomago and @mateobjorgman. If I can’t have them, they should just be stuck with each other for all eternity.

@novafitzherbert and @kovukiwa. I’d love a cheating scandal around here, honestly.

@finnbecker and @wndersoph. So. Much. Baking. And it would get her away from my brother.

I definitely could see the following happen as long as they don’t get boring as fuck:

@hookedonharriet needs to wake up and smell the salt water if she can’t see @tobiasslade right in front of her. Either that or run away with @rosalienothale like she keeps saying.

@liamdubcis seems like he’s juggling two girl so why not make it a ménage à troiswith @lilyofthegoth and @faciliersfreddie

@gastonlegume3 is only ever gonna get that kale love from @hailstormporter

@jimdubs is totally in love with @dahlialabouff what are you even talking about Brookie?

But I could definitely see what you’re saying about @leilaningata and @whereswaldohatter. I mean the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

@emmettvardaros is not fooling anyone with that sweetheart gag. The boy might as well say he’s with @winterpumpkin already instead of beating around the bush though maybe they’re in an open ship and that’s why he and @viperbubbles are still hooking up. He’d probably put a ring on one of their fingers first though so oop.

And that’s my take on that.

[auradonstatehq]

The following muses have been dropped due to lack of muse:

@audreytherose (Aurora & Phillip)

@bashbell (Tinker Bell)

@courtneylinguini (Linguini & Colette)

@hannaharendelle (Elsa)

@hookedoncj (Captain Hook)

@littlemissbibbidi (Fairy Godmother)

@mateobjorgman (Anna & Kristoff)

@princetriton (Eric & Ariel)

@rosemarydubois (Ralphie)

@tishalangiri (Pumbaa)

@tobiasslade (Amos Slade)

@vicwestergaard (Hans)

@vitanikiwa (Zira)

AISHA DEE, ALBERTO ROSENDE, ANTOINETTE ROBERTSON, BRENTON THWAITES, JOEY KING, KARAN BRAR, KEKE PALMER, KI HONG LEE, LOGAN LERMAN, RYAN NEWMAN, SARAH JEFFERY, SKYLER SAMUELS  are now open !!

[vicwestergaard]

Cece, Bernie, Chloe, Casper, Shorty, Mateo

do the sexy love™ with: None of the above. 

sacrifice myself for: No.

kick: Kicking @shortyshortz seems like it’d be a lot of fun.

take to prom: Chloe, if her dream-kisser doesn’t take her.

abandon in jurassic park: Cece and Casper. Let’s see how those two make it out. If they make it out…

push off a bridge: @berniewijanto and @mateobjorgman it is! Down you go! These last ones are kind of fun. Is there one of these where all the options are painful?

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would!

[charmingellie]

duke, ben, liam, sebastian, kion, mateo

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

Finally! A group of princes like I deserve.

do the sexy love™ with: @kinglyben, after he sees the error of his ways and marries someone like me instead of Mal.

sacrifice myself for: @andalasiasduke, a loyal and true friend.

kick: Kion. He’s a bit... youthful and immature.

take to prom: Sebastian.

abandon in jurassic park: @mateobjorgman. Doesn’t he enjoy ugly green things?

push off a bridge: @liamdubcis, the impostor prince.

[audreytherose]

Which member of Three Wishes is the biggest heartthrob?

Normally I’d give the win to @rayradcliffe purely based on parentage but I haven’t forgotten how rude he was on King’s Day so suffice it to say none of them are exactly heartthrob material. The real question is why a boyband of princes hasn’t formed in retaliation! Now that would be something to see. @kinglyben, @prince-chadcharming, @princetriton, @liamdubcis, your time is now! @mateobjorgman and @regdubois make acceptable substitutes if someone in the top four can’t make it, but any more than five is too many.

[bobotomago]

TEXT 👏 BOWTEO

Bowie: Dude! Congrats on officially in the eyes of the world getting over the Brooke thing first, proud of you, man! Don't listen to Scarlett, Nadia seems really cool.

[hannaharendelle]

📱 + Mateo

8. A frustrated text

✉️  → mateo: Ughhh, I tried to actually cut one of my plants in the shape of Shrek for you but it just came out looking DUMB and overpruned.

@mateobjorgman

SEND  “ 📱 + A NAME” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

[weseltonsdarcy]

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you for anyone lol

Text not meant for @mateobjorgman !!

send a symbol for a text from my muse!

[nadiaazar]

Mateo

Look, bae, they like us! @mateobjorgman

anonymously tell me who you ship me with and i’ll tell you if i agree.

[scarlettcorazons]

Who's your favorite AK?

Do I even hang out with anyone that isn’t an AK? I mean @leilaningata clearly gets my ultimate player two status. But @whereswaldohatter, @bobotomago, @lyra-k, @mateobjorgman, and @noa-atua are definitely my own personal Squirtle Squad.