#asujimmy

[dumturtle]

WIS - your Wonderland family

Obviously the most important part of picking a ship is making sure they have a good ship-name together! And so... 

@allykingsleigh with @chloeoftheball. Their name would be #ALOE, and their relationship would have healing properties like the world has never seen.

@lyra-k with @jimdubs. #LYMY isn’t spelled right but the idea is there and makes me want a nice refreshing lime beverage. 

@scarlettcorazon with @marykatehood. #SCARY! 

@whereswaldohatter with that Dylan guy. #DYLDO! 

@deeturkey with @pennylanewilde. This isn’t my favorite choice but it IS tourney season, so #TURNY!

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[asuxsor]

Who are your ideal Valentine pairings?

Wait, are we seriously already thinking about next year here? Because if we are, chop chop, people, you’ve got ten months to get your act together, and I know half of you are half braindead and will take that long or longer.

With that said... here’s my 2020 wishlist:

@levbelrose and @chloeoftheball. Steal her right out from under your big brother’s nose, Baby Belrose! It would be the most interesting thing you’ve ever done in your entire life.

@andreatriton and @whereswaldohatter. Karma’s a bitch just like @scarlettcorazon.

@maddielabouff and @cecefacilier. Stop making heart eyes at @jimdubs, get together, and then drive each other so crazy you off each other, yay!

@rosalienothale and @lacklands. Just so that those bratty freshmen will stop acting like they’re going to be the premiere theater couple around here. They’re not even hot!

And I already got my wish of Marley and Dylan getting back together, which means... I deserve a Valentine. Boys, you have 10 months to impress the hot, single member of the Donati family, time’s ticking!

[fredcilier]

Cece, lina, reggie, liam, jimmy, jordan

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @liamdubcis‘s the only one that’s not shrimpy.

sacrifice myself for: @jordanjinn... sorry, sis. 

kick:  @cecefacilier, gotta kick you instead. 

take to prom: @eveningstardubois.

abandon in jurassic park: Don’t care where @jimdubs and the other one end up.

push off a bridge: @regdubois and Jim-jam can fight for what they want.

[sumskellington]

HON Chloe, Harmony, Andy, Jimmy, Reggie, Maddie, Diego, Mackenna, Aileen, Ruby, Emmett, Marley, Noa, Leilani, Waldo, Lyra, Kalika, Haverly, Mary Kate, Cassie, Frankie, Penny, Candi, Kimi, Mackenzie, Heath, Viper, Quincy, Sydney

Oh my gosh! Um, I’d never want to make anyone feel bad, so can I make a... Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, Hot scale instead? 

@chloeoftheball is pretty!

@harmonytriton is also very pretty!

@andreatriton is hot!

@jimdubs is cute.

@regdubois is cute, too. 

@maddielabouff is beautiful.

@thediegodevil is...  cute! Let’s go with cute! 

@mackennadunbroch is beautiful.

@ailsbroch is hot!

@ruefitz is pretty.

@emmettvardaros is cute.

@princessxymarley is beautiful.

@noa-atua is hot!

@leilaningata is beautiful.

@whereswaldohatter is hot.

@lyra-k is pretty.

@rosebudalexiou is hot!

@princessofisolationx is cute.

@marykatehood is pretty.

@cassieadale is cute.

@frankiefearless is hot!

@pennylanewilde is cute.

@svgarrush is hot.

@hamadakimi is cute.

@mackgin is cute.

@heathlemon is adorable! That’s a cute offshoot, it felt right.

@viperbubbles is cute.

@quincydavis is pretty.

@sydneyandersen is cute. 

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[hadleyforte]

A Family Affair by PolkaDot98 reviews 

He's her brother's brother, but Claudine just can't stay away...

Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: January 2, 2019 - [James D, Claudine F] 

[kalasinambrosius]

jimmy, reggie, diego, noa, heath, sebastian

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with:  @jimdubs so I’m not repeating people.

sacrifice myself for: @heathlemon so I guess I’m only self-conscious about sleeping with people multiple times and dying for them is fair game.

kick: @noa-atua? I don’t know why, it just feels right.

take to prom: @regdubois.

abandon in jurassic park: @thediegodevil.

push off a bridge: @sebkoenig.

[sydneyandersen]

WIS yourself and your sorority sisters

Okay, well, starting with our amazing president -- @eveningstardubois is super cute with her new boy, of course, but she’s so great at ruling a sorority that I also think she’d be great at ruling a kingdom! My vote’s for her and @kinglyben.

Then there’s @rosebudalexiou. I um, used to ship her with @ajaxapostolos  and @cosmopapadakis until I realized they were related, whoops? Um, so maybe @maximumspayne? She hangs out with him like allllll the time.

@chloeoftheball and @jimdubs are really cute to me; I love how he brings her out of her shell some! 

@dahlialabouff needs someone who’s a real gentleman. I’m not totally sure who that person might be at the moment, but you can bet that when I figure it out I’ll be suggesting him to the rest of the sisters as her potential My Tie date next year!

And then there’s @quincydavis. She deserves so, so much love after what she’s been through, and I’m not positive who’s good enough to give it to her right now. I mean, besides @ticktockbents, who’s the best guy in the world -- but for whatever reason, they don’t seem into each other. I’d say @theomedici if that weren’t a total sisterhood infraction, but it is, so... Jury’s out on this one for now. Maybe @liamdubcis? He could be good enough, if he’s single!

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[auradonstatehq]

The following muses have been dropped due to lack of muse:

@chloeoftheball (Belle & Adam)

@jimdubs (Tiana & Naveen)

@maddielabouff (Charlotte La Bouff)

CHLOE GRACE MORETZ, JORDAN FISHER, & OLIVIA HOLT are now open !!

[leilaniwaialiki]

Sebastian, Reggie, Diego, Noa, Waldo, Jimmy

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @whereswaldohatter? I don’t know, just because this seems to be the category where people put their second favorite person on the list, because their first favorite person is the one they die for, so... yeah.

sacrifice myself for: @noa-atua.

kick:  @sebkoenig​. I don’t have any issue with him, but I don’t want to sleep with him and I don’t think he’d be as good at getting me out of my shell at prom as...

take to prom: @jimdubs.

abandon in jurassic park: @thediegodevil. I don’t really know him but he has the same kind of relaxing calming stoner vibe as other people I enjoy spending time around, so maybe once I know him better than the other people on this list he’ll find himself in a less toothy category instead!

push off a bridge: @regdubois. I really don’t know him at all! And I thought I was introverted, my goodness!

[hadleyforte]

All of Me by PolkaDot98 reviews 

Valentine's AU where Jimmy Dubois serenades a very DIFFERENT girl connected to his family's past instead... How will she react to his wooing? And what will happen when Maddie La Bouff sees?

Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: Feb 15, 2019 - [Celia F, James D] Madison L. 

[fredcilier]

Liam, Reggie, Cece, Jimmy, Lina, Claudine

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

Y’all really obsessed with me and them Bayou kids, huh? 

do the sexy love™ with: @liamdubcis.

sacrifice myself for: @cecefacilier.

kick: @jimdubs.

take to prom: @eveningstardubois.

abandon in jurassic park: @regdubois.

push off a bridge: @claudine-frollo.

[kalasinambrosius]

HON Chloe, Lev, Johnny, Andy, Jimmy, Reggie, Maddie, Sebastian, Diego, Brooke Rory, Mackenna, Aileen, Ruby, Emmett, Marley, Noa, Leilani, Waldo, Scarlett, Lyra, Kalika, Harper, Haverly, Bori, Mary Kate, Cassie, Summer, Winter, Frankie, Penny, Candi, Kimi, Mackenzie, Heath, Viper, Quincy, Syndey

Hot:

@chloeoftheball.

@levbelrose.

@lacklands.

@andreatriton.

@jimdubs.

@regdubois.

@maddielabouff.

Rory.

@mackennadunbroch.

@ruefitz.

@emmettvardaros.

@noa-atua.

@scarlettcorazon.

@hypewithharper.

@marykatehood.

@winterpumpkin.

@frankiefearless.

@pennylanewilde.

@heathlemon.

Not: 

@sebkoenig seems skeavy.

@thediegodevil.

Brooke.

@ailsbroch.

@princessxymarley.

@leilaningata.

@whereswaldohatter.

@lyra-k.

@rosebudalexiou.

@princessofisolationx.

@boribjorgman.

@cassieadale.

@sumskellington.

@svgarrush.

@hamadakimi.

@mackgin.

@viperbubbles.

@quincydavis.

@sydneyandersen.

i need entertainment

[asuxsor]

Any new ships you're on board with or want to see happen?

Oh, do I have a list for you. These couples would definitely shake things up if they’d just do us all a favor and go for each other:

@chloeoftheball and @jimdubs. Come on, @maddielabouff who?

@claudine-frollo and @regdubois. They’re boring enough for each other, don’t you think?

@gastonlegume3 and @abigailtremaine. We all know that their hate sex would be hotter than whatever she’s doing with his twin.

@shortyshortz and @racheladale. So much hyperactive niceness in one couple that they might explode and save the rest of us from how nauseating they are as individuals.

@lucianadevil and @vitanikiwa. Just make it official already and shut up about it!

I’d love to see @leilaningata ruin her life and her friendships. Maybe by going for either @whereswaldohatter or @noa-atua. 

@bobotomago and @mateobjorgman. If I can’t have them, they should just be stuck with each other for all eternity.

@novafitzherbert and @kovukiwa. I’d love a cheating scandal around here, honestly.

@finnbecker and @wndersoph. So. Much. Baking. And it would get her away from my brother.

I definitely could see the following happen as long as they don’t get boring as fuck:

@hookedonharriet needs to wake up and smell the salt water if she can’t see @tobiasslade right in front of her. Either that or run away with @rosalienothale like she keeps saying.

@liamdubcis seems like he’s juggling two girl so why not make it a ménage à troiswith @lilyofthegoth and @faciliersfreddie

@gastonlegume3 is only ever gonna get that kale love from @hailstormporter

@jimdubs is totally in love with @dahlialabouff what are you even talking about Brookie?

But I could definitely see what you’re saying about @leilaningata and @whereswaldohatter. I mean the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

@emmettvardaros is not fooling anyone with that sweetheart gag. The boy might as well say he’s with @winterpumpkin already instead of beating around the bush though maybe they’re in an open ship and that’s why he and @viperbubbles are still hooking up. He’d probably put a ring on one of their fingers first though so oop.

And that’s my take on that.

[asuxsor]

Out of the musically talented students, who do you think actually has a chance to make a name for themselves?

 Out of everyone, the only one who seems to have the drive for it would be @faciliersfreddie or maybe @thediegodevil. As for a chance, I’m voting for someone who could do auto-tune so maybe @theomedici can give it a try. He seems the type. Plus can we say heartthrob?

Obviously family money’s going to buy boring hottie @liamdubcis his record label, and nepotism means the first people that’ll get famous as a result are @jimdubs and his band, if he wants to bring them along. And if he doesn’t? My money’s on Liam tossing an undeserved record label at @claudine-frollo out of guilt and misguided attempts to make her stop whining about him.

[fredcilier]

Lucas, Zevon, Bentley, Noa, Liam, Gil

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @noa-atua, it’s your lucky day.

sacrifice myself for: @liamdubcis.

kick: @ticktockbents. Anyone spend that much time with @jimdubs and not deflating his head deserves a kcik. 

take to prom: @lucasbelrose. Gotta feeling about that one. 

abandon in jurassic park: Zevon. Seems like the right spot for the “Z-man.”

push off a bridge: Gil. His brain and his abs ain’t impressive enough to do anything else with him. 

[asuxsor]

Are The Three Wishes really as good as they think they are?

Definitely not. Like, let’s compare them to 1D. There’s no Harry, and there’s no Zayn. There’s @thediegodevil, clearly the Louis of the bunch since he doesn’t properly take care of his hair. There’s @ticktockbents, clearly the Liam of the group since he’s immensely forgettable. And then there’s @jimdubs, whose corny little boy sweaters rival Niall in the Night Changes video. They don’t have the fame factor, end of story.