#asuevangeline

[jiachien]

text 💬ツ jina

Jia: #youknowyoureanadultwhen you get excited seeing that the salt and pepper shakers on your wedding registry are now marked as 'completed!'

[darlingvirginias]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- mackenna, lina, evie

Send me three names + a number…

I actually don’t feel the need to make the parameters of this any clearer before answering it; bravo, question maker!

Fuck: @eveningstardubois is compassionate, beautiful, and motivated enough to start her own business while only relying on her family’s reputation rather than her own talents a moderate amount. That last bit is mostly irrelevant to whether or not she’d be worth being physically intimate to; it just felt like it needed to be said. The other qualities are much more relevant to the fact that she would be considered an appealing lover to most people, myself included. 

Take a Bullet For: This is not a parameter, but I do feel like it needs to be pointed out that many of our classmates seem to use the ‘take a bullet for’ category as if it is a proclamation of love. Either that, or they use it to save King Ben because they don’t want to admit that in reality, they’d do nothing to try and prevent his assassination, should anyone ever attempt it. Which leads me to retract my earlier statement; this question does in fact need clarification. I’m operating under the assumption that this bullet taking is saving the other person from a potentially fatal blow. Either I would be laying down my life to save them, or if I did survive, it would be very painful and the recovery would be very precarious.  Now that that’s out of the way, I think @mackennadunbroch is the most worthy of having someone take a bullet for her of these individuals. The others have their praises sung often and loudly, and while they’re fine, I think @mackennadunbroch is an underappreciated, wholly unique individual. She’s smart, strong, stunning, organized, analytical, honest... There are a vast number of reasons that anyone would find her appealing, if they took the time to recognize them, and the world would be most bleak if she was no longer a part of it. 

Murder: I’m not a particularly violent individual, so @evie--grimhilde can rest assured that her death would probably come by poison and not something that would leave her bloody and disfigured. I suppose smothering is also an option, although with poison I wouldn’t have to feel the life leave her body myself. That might be more of a curse than it is a blessing, however; I feel that if I had to actually physically carry out the deed in its entirety, I would release Evie before she lost her life and she’d simply leave the encounter unpleasantly out of breath. 

[auradonstate-events]

Auction Results: Baskets 21-30

Basket Number 21, submitted by @eveningstardubois, was won by @fredcilier.

Basket Number 22, submitted by @oaklynnoaken​, was won by @beauodie.

Basket Number 23, submitted by @chloeandcrson​, was won by @hookedoncj.

Basket Number 24, submitted by @racheladale​, was won by @emery-gothel.

Basket Number 25, submitted by @zacbocuse​, was won by @diamcndskylucy​.

Basket Number 26, submitted by @addisonpendragon​, was won by @kendallandersen​.

Basket Number 27, submitted by @aspenfrederickson​, was won by @kyohamada.

Basket Number 28, submitted by @margaritaflores​, was won by @soldealva.

Basket Number 29, submitted by @gunnarwestergaard, was won by @uma-delmar.

Basket Number 30, submitted by @reese-dubois, was won by @liamdvbois.

[grahammacintosh]

For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Evangeline Dubois. You're welcome.

Of course I would be! She’s almost as beautiful and business savvy as I am, that’s hard to find.

[bobotomago]

I'm not gonna lie, I was a bit heart broken when you left but I'm glad to see you thriving and prospering like I always knew you could. I still miss hanging out with you though.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS.

[marykatehood]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- ruby, lina, vitani

send me three names + a number…

Seduce: Probably @vitani-okoro under different circumstances, honestly.

Steal from: @eveningstardubois probably gets tired of hearing about people taking her food, but too bad!

Serenade: @therubyfitz seems like she’d appreciate it, even if it’s awful. 

[carterlabouff]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- liam, evangeline, cris

send me three names + a number…

Gosh, I don’t feel right doing any of these things with any of these folks, since they’re like family to me, but I suppose if I have to choose...

Seduce: @crisdubois. I feel like she’d give me the most honest assessment of my seduction skills so I could use them to impress someone else for real someday.

Steal from: @eveningstardubois and her delicious snacks! 

Serenade: @liamdvbois, the musical master of the bunch. 

[fredcilier]

what would you name a baby if you had one later today?

Frederica, after me. Or I dunno, maybe Lina or some shit since @eveningstardubois‘s been so  nice to me since I got here.

HONESTY HOUR !!

[kiarataji]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- holly, quincy, lina

send me three names + a number…

This is going to sound meaner than it is, but none of these names made me particularly excited. So uh...

Seduce: @hollyofhearts maybe?

Steal from: @eveningstardubois.

Serenade: @quincydavis.

[gastonthethird]

WIS: Yourself, ben, leverett, jeremy, chandler, gil, gaston junior with

@ben-desrosiers: I don’t really care as long as it’s not that @audreysrose chick. She gives off major ‘I think I’m too good for the VKs’ vibes and the kingdom doesn’t need to go backwards by having that in charge. Maybe he could marry @dizzybydesignx or @hailstormvale instead, since they’re the best people I know and would make way cooler queens. 

@levlumos: I don’t... know why... you think I have an opinion... But I don’t know, you guys are obsessed with @claudine--frollo, stick this guy with her instead.

@jeremypotts: Who?

@chandler-cogsworth: Does he ever talk about anything except for @eveningstardubois? I wouldn’t want to doom any other girl to hearing about that all the time, that’s for sure.

Gil: He’s got a weird bro-crush on @jaynassar. Maybe it’s a real crush and they should just get it on already? 

@gastonthejr: Don’t make me say it. I don’t wanna have to say it where @izzyslade can give me shit for it later.

@gastonlegume3: No comment, I keep my shit to myself. 

i need entertainment

[racheladale]

WIS: Yourself, Robbie, Mary Kate, Jojo, Marco, Cassie, Desiree, Katie, Will

Oh gosh, it’s not up to me to decide who makes other people happy and makes their heart feel fireworks! But you asked so I guess I have to try! 

@willofnottingham is married to @jungleboyblake and they’re so good together, I don’t think I need to give him any backup options!

@katie-kluck would be so cute with someone fun and nice and happy just like she is! Maybe @dizzybydesignx or @emery-gothel!

@ririhiss loves being a pirate so much that she obvi has to end up with another pirate or someone else who wants to be a pirate! So maybe @hookedonharry since he’s on the same crew as her! Or @adriane-facilier too, either one could be super duper beautiful!

@cassieadale needs someone who’s sweet and patient and good with animals like her! Maybe @icemasterbents or @sonnylemons -- fixing animals is kind of like fixing people, right?

@marcoalandale should be with a pretty musical girl! I know he talks to @fredcilier a lot but what about @eveningstardubois or @mayariverax? They’re super duper cool too!

@jojohood deserves to be with whoever she wants, but if things don’t work out with her current boo I sweaaaaaar @cashforrester is like so nice and cool and fun and awesome!

@marykatehood seems the happiest I’ve ever seen her but if things don’t work out with @n-atua I know she and @andreatriton will always have each other! Or if they don’t like each other in the sexy baseball kind of way maybe she could run away with @jaynassar instead!

@robbshood is harder to figure out but I think he could be super duper fun with someone like @maisy-macguffin or @kiarataji! Oh wait no, that last one would be bad since she’s @therubyfitz‘s best friend! Ummmmmm what about @wingedmoreno or @lyra-k? 

i need entertainment

[zianyu]

Evangeline

If I make @eveningstardubois fall in love with me will that distract her from her restaurant and make it so that mine’s more popular when I open it? Because if so, sure, sign me up!

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME WHO YOU SHIP ME WITH AND I’LL TELL YOU IF I AGREE.

[malbfaery]

NML Evangeline, Evie, Emmett

Night: @eveningstardubois.

Month: @emmett-thunderstrike.

Life: @evie--grimhilde.

i need entertainment

[facilierscelia]

Carter, Liam, Evangeline

Fuck: Either Dubois. @liamdvbois and @eveningstardubois, that’d be a good way to show the world that we get along, right?

Marry: @carterlabouff. Your mama’d skin your hide if you didn’t treat me right.

Kill: Naaaah.

send me 3 names and i’ll tell you who i’d marry, fuck and kill

[addisonpendragon]

👀 + what non-pendragon would you think has the best chance of pulling the sword from the stone?

@eveningstardubois. I can’t be the only one who thinks she’d be great at it, right? 

SEND MY MUSE “👀 + A QUESTION” AND THEY’LL HAVE TO ANSWER WITH 100% HONESTY.

[bobotomago]

fuck, marry, kill -- aspen, austin, lina

send me three names + a number…

Wow, this sucks. You guys know I can’t split up the twins, or do my fellow Little Hero Seven kids dirty like that, so... 

Fuck: @austinfrederickson.

Marry: @aspenfrederickson.

Kill: Can I say myself to save @eveningstardubois?