#asuliam

[auradonstatehq]

Effective immediately,  @liamdvbois‘s FC will be REGE-JEAN PAGE. LUCIEN LAVISCOUNT is now open !!

[hannaharendelle]

fuck, marry, kill -- gunnar, eddie, liam

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: No thanks, but someone else can do that with @liamdvbois since he’s my twin’s boyfriend’s producer and he might like... need to stay alive. 

Marry: @gunnarwestergaard‘s my friend and he had a very solid list of reasons why marrying him wouldn’t be the worst.

Kill: @eddie-delacruz, but not really, because I don’t hate you or anything and don’t actually want you to die. 

[asuxsor]

Has anyone else noticed that Liam and Lily don't seem to spend as much time together anymore? I bet it's because he's sneaking around with Freddie. Their spark never really fizzled, after all.

This would be literally the least surprising thing ever. I’d love for them to actually not be boring and predictable; like, if you told me it was @lilyofthegoth and @fredcilier hooking up instead? Now that would have my jaw on the floor.

[deliallyr]

the eligible men in auradon around your age

Aziz is quite rambunctious, but I’m sure would mature into a fine potential king with age!

@liamdvbois is quite busy with his own projects -- and his girlfriend also, I suppose -- so likely wouldn’t be the support system I need in life, but he has excellent manners and I commend him for that!

@grahammacintosh is very ambitious, and I could see that drive translating into excellent royal initiatives... assuming they were for the good of the people and not self-serving, that is.

@franciscodecoronado seems to have nothing but ‘good vibes’ following him everywhere he goes, and well, that sounds nice, doesn’t it?

@lucasandalasia has a bit of, um, swagger to him, which some people seem to find magnetic.

@gunnarwestergaard is an accomplished businessman with a large family, which I hope translates to strong family values, something I find very important!

@herklympus is strong and affable and seems like a very generous person.

@ryanyao is selfless and sweet, and one of the finest eligible bachelors I can think of.

@robbshood is certainly adventurous and would make sure life was never boring.

@kiontaji feels unready to settle down, but like Aziz, will mature into a fine young man someday, I’m sure!

@romeodubois certainly is confident and knows his own worth, and seems to know the worth of those he’s with as well! It’s great to see a young man who appreciates the good things in his life.

And to save the best for last... @jonquilkoenig. I’m sure he’ll be snatched up long before our marriage pact goes into effect, though, so it won’t do to sing his praises too much and scare away other potential suitors!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[carterlabouff]

Is it just me who feels that our families are far too eager to converge? If a Dubois-La Bouff union does form, know that it's more likely to be because of you.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS.

[cassidystabbington]

It's been such a pleasure and privilege to get to work with you and Diego as you two grow as artists. I know big things are coming to you in the future, and I hope I'll still be there to help y'all through it.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS.

[fredcilier]

My brother should've picked you

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS.

[clarissa-lb]

Text || Clariam

Clarissa: I know I've never said it before, but I'm so proud of what you've managed to achieve since graduating.

[aspenfrederickson]

who do you ship the other bh6 kids with outside of the group?

@austinfrederickson is the hardest one to pick someone good enough for, but saying she can choose whoever she thinks deserves her feels like cheating! And so does using dad’s money and connections to find her a famous boo, so... let’s say @liamdvbois! He’s cute, he’s got a Hannah Montana like best of both worlds sitch, he’s got great manners and even greater food, and then there’s the whole producer/DJ thing! Cute!

@heath-lemon, you’re all grown up and we’re so proud of you! Not that you haven’t been a Man™ in the brotherhood of sex brothers or whatever for a while, but still! This is all to say that Austin and I are super into the idea of him and @gretagesundheit and he can be the King to her Sneezing Queen! 

@zoe-tomago could be cute with a smart, focused boy like @dougdeppert or @carterlabouff or @carlos--devil! Or a smart focused girl, like @janetobin! 

@dijonnoginger and @andreatriton! How come no one has suggested this fun and fancy free pairing before? Am I a genius? I might be a genius. 

@kyohamada could have a really cute doctor/nurse love story... with uh, @rosalienxthale. She’s beautiful and APRN #goals and a princess, who could be better than her? 

HONESTY HOUR !!

[nadiadecordoba]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- artie, liam, scooter

send me three names + a number…

Seduce: @liamdvbois. The Bayou peeps are totally cute and classy, you for sure can’t go wrong with any of them. Well, except maybe the boy that lives in the swamp. Whatevs!

Steal from: @scooterpendragon‘s innocence! He’s a baby, I feel like, dirty even having to include him on this list!

Serenade: @rtpendragon; you’re welcome. 

[bobotomago]

adopt, be adopted by, marry -- liam, li, will

send me three names + a number…

Adopt: I don’t know, grey dude, none of these guys seem like they need me as a dad! But uh, maybe @willofnottingham? I could teach him to do the worm! 

Be Adopted By: I like actually wanted to marry @lishangjr instead, but I feel like being adopted by my ex-girlfriend’s brother would be too weird, so... Li it is!

Marry: @liamdvbois. We can have an open marriage, dude, I don’t wanna mess up you and @lilyofthegoth or anything.

[auradonstatehq]

Effective immediately, @liamdvbois‘s FC will be LUCIEN LAVISCOUNT. ROME FLYNN is now banned !!

[hannaharendelle]

I ship you and Liam! Your twin is dating in the music industry so itd be cute if you were too and he's cute enough for you.

I’ve never been interested in dating and he’s already dating somebody else! How does that make @liamdvbois seem like a good idea?

I ship you with ______!

[novafitzherbert]

WIS: Yourself, Ruby, Anne, Lily, Ginny, Emery, Emmett, Spencer, Rocket, Felix, Cassidy with

Ew, you guys really think I’m supposed to care about all of these people and their gross love lives? Thanks, I hate it.

Me: Adventure and awesomeness. And also @margaerycharming.

@therubyfitz: Well since she bored @robbshood away I guess that means whoever she dates next should be someone boring. What about @sonnylemons? No one likes doctors, they save lives or whatever but it’s at the expense of having any kind of personality!

@annefitzherbert: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ANNE SUCKS! And @casperlockex is always saying how @sumskellingtwin is a boring fun-sucker so she’d be perfect for my sister!

@lilyofthegoth: She’s going to get mad at me for saying this BUT OH WELL! It’s been my job ever since I met Lily to make sure she has fun and lives her best life and then she WENT OUT AND GOT A TOTAL SNOOZEFEST BOYFRIEND WHO BRINGS HER BACK INTO HER SHELL! So dump @liamdvbois, stop being a turtle, and maybe you could go become a pirate with @tobiasslade! DO IT. DO IT NOW.

Ginny: UHHH I’m running out of people, you guys! THIS LOVE CRAP ISN’T FUN FOR ME! Maybe Ginny could go out with @lishangjr or something since he’s old and I already gave his girlfriend to Anne.

@emery-gothel: I STILL SAY NOBODY, sorry! Nobody here has proven that they’re good enough for her and it’s really boring and annoying watching her throw herself at boys that keep saying she’s like a little kid! I mean, I guess her liking all the wrong people gives me an excuse to attack people with my frying pan, which I love to do... but Em always says she doesn’t want me to do that on her behalf so therefore her love life is cancelled.

@emmett-thunderstrike would be related to me if Anne marries Summer and he marries @winskellingtwin, so obviously that’s cancelled. Maybe he could get with @haverlyarendelle since they always talk about each other for no reason! Or if there is a reason, I have no idea what it is, I don’t pay attention to them like that!

@spencer-thunderstrike: He’s a butthead but some people like that or whatever. Maybe @diamcndskylucy? She looks like she could deal with grumpy people. Or maybe that’s just her face, what do I know?

@rocketstrongbow: Who did I say for her before? I already forgot so they couldn’t have been that fun, whoops! Maybe she can get with @djcygnet when his grumpy grandma cancels another marriage or something. She’s cooler than most princesses and he also has fun pets, which, you know, I support. Everyone should have those in their lives, even if they’re just stealing them from their boyfriends.

@felixstabby: He’s just gross and only cares about naked stuff! @lagunadelmar seems like she likes to be naked, so can they both go be in a naked cave far far away where I never have to hear about it ever?

@cassidystabbington is also grumpy and boring!!! I know I’m amazing but I can’t fix people who want to be the worst! Maybe stick her with @jacksondoppler so he can fly her into outer space and leave her there!!!

i need entertainment

[deliallyr]

If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

Not that a Valentine has to be a potential future husband candidate, but well, I’ve never been a big fan of kissing just for the sake of kissing! What if chemicals react and I accidentally fall for someone who’s not suitable for me or my kingdom in the longterm.

And not that a good Valentine’s date needs to have a kiss, but well, doesn’t it always seem like the best ones include one?

And so, with all of that out of the way, any of the following would have made sense as suggestions:

@liamdvbois

@grahammacintosh

@ryanyao

@robbshood

@jonquilkoenig

@kiontaji

@scooterpendragon

@romeodubois

@gunnarwestergaard

And perhaps @anthonytremaines

[carterlabouff]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- liam, evangeline, cris

send me three names + a number…

Gosh, I don’t feel right doing any of these things with any of these folks, since they’re like family to me, but I suppose if I have to choose...

Seduce: @crisdubois. I feel like she’d give me the most honest assessment of my seduction skills so I could use them to impress someone else for real someday.

Steal from: @eveningstardubois and her delicious snacks! 

Serenade: @liamdvbois, the musical master of the bunch.