#asulaguna

[harry--hook]

text 📲 larry

Harry: Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to be free from the Isle and all, but I swear, the best time of the day is at night when all these AKs go to bed. It's quiet and you can actually enjoy the scenery at the beach without bonfires and frat parties getting in the way.

[prncsscndi]

text 💬 landi

Candi: i neeeeeeeed to talk to someone about the lack of pokemon snap in my life but bentley has been like really busy lately which kinda sucks because he'd be perfect to talk to about it since we LITERALLY dressed up as team rocket for halloween but i digress

Candi: WHY IS POKEMON SNAP STILL NOT OUT FOR THE SWITCH!?

[dumturtle]

For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Laguna del Mar. You're welcome.

Valentine’s Day is a haunted occurrence and I won’t be participating, not even with someone as attractive as @lagunadelmar.

[caramellavonschweetz]

text 📲 delschweetz

Caramella: Hi, quick question! How much blood should there be when you slice your thumb open? Because, um, I just did that and I'm a little afraid of bleeding out?

[jordanbasara]

text 💬 jorguna

Jordan: Ugh.

[portiaratigan]

text 💬 latia

Portia: Look at these https://i.etsystatic.com/11659976/r/il/27b0f2/2626498766/il_1140xN.2626498766_97n5.jpg

Portia: Would this be too cheesy for me you and Nadia to wear? I think they're darling, but you know. Second opinions and all that.

[jaynassar]

text 💬 jayguna

Jay: I heard from a little birdie that you were also trying to get them to break out of their shell. Any chance we could get together and talk strategy?

[nadiadecordoba]

text 💬 naguna

Nadia: You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.

[crisdubois]

TEXT ✉ CRIGUNA

Cris: Girl, I'm bored out of my mind right now. This professor could not be any more dull if he tried. Entertain me or something. Be a good doctor and cure my boredom for me, 'kay, thanks.

[janetobin]

I'm not big on anonymity, because when you're as awesome as me, there's no need for it, so hello, it is I, Laguna! I'm here to say that if you ever want to make out or kiss or have sex or go on a date, I'd be entirely on board, but also, in case you're not, I still think being just friends with you could be cool. After all, you need someone like me to remind you of how hot and fun you are, and I’m happy to do so, you fairy god-hottie.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS.

[leilaniwaialiki]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- hailey, portia, laguna

Send me three names + a number…

Seduce: @hailstormporter feels like the only one of the three with a personality that wouldn’t just overpower mine. Not that opposites can’t attract! But um... in my case, I don’t think they usually do.

Steal from: @portiaratigan? I think I’m too clumsy to be a thief and I’m not sure what I’d want to take? I’m just sticking random names in random places and trying not to overthink a silly game too much even though I’m totally overthinking the silly game even as I pretend I’m not!

Serenade: @lagunadelmar! Now I’m locked into this answer even though I’m remembering she’s from a family that steals people’s voices, but also my voice isn’t anything worth stealing and WOW, this has been a surprisingly stressful exercise, thank the god it’s over.

[hemimanawa]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- laguna, hannah, riri

send me three names + a number…

Seduce: I know @hannaharendelle isn’t into that so @nottingriri or @lagunadelmar? I don’t really know either of them that well so like, whoever’s more interested I guess.

Steal from: @hannaharendelle, sometimes she has cooler plants than me. 

Serenade: Uh... this could be part of the seducing? I don’t know.

[umadelmar]

text 💬 laguma

Uma: Okay, okay, you and your style thing have finally gotten to me. Any chance you'd put together an outfit for me to wear for Halloween this year?

[mayariverax]

text 🌟 maguna

Maya: Please tell me you have more interesting things going on in your life right now. I need to live vicariously through someone since I'm doomed to a life of monotony!

[caramellavonschweetz]

text 💬 delschweetz

Caramella: Hi! I just wanted to say sorry if people sending your name to me during the shipping game thing was weird for you and if my answer embarrassed you at all! I probably shouldn't have assumed I know your type, which is totally my bad. I just hope that it didn't bother you at all!

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ PEPI SONUGA ]? No, it’s just [ LAGUNA DEL MAR ], the descendant of [ MORGANA]! [ SHE] is [ 20/JUNIOR] and some say she tends to be [ AN ATTENTION HO ] but she is really [ AUTHENTIC ]. (ALLY, SHE/HER, 25, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

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