#asurocket

[lennoxcalhoun]

text 💬 rocnox

Lennox: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[darlingvirginias]

text 💬 roginia

Virginia: Two words: fractured penis. Two more: emergency room.

Virginia: I know it's not the highest-brow news we could report, but it IS something all of our classmates will be buzzing about. We may as well find out all the facts we can. Do you think they'll let us into his hospital room?

[addisonpendragon]

Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.

@keanupelekai is going to get mad at me for suggesting girls for him, but too bad, so sad, I’m doing it anyway!

@diamcndskylucy as long as she still loves me the most

@claudine--frollo  but not really, I just want to see if this gets any reaction out of the other one

@rocketstrongbow, I’m getting on this bandwagon

@madmyrcellamim if she’s ever single again would be a great choice

@karmeninka also seems like she’d be good if she weren’t betrothed

And last, and also least, @kendallandersen​, because I think I’m funny and want to see Keanu’s head explode.

[hadleyforte]

Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.

Oh, gosh, well... I feel like to keep our academic competition and external life factors that might affect it as even as possible, I should say @keanupelekai with someone? Maybe @rocketstrongbow, I think I saw them almost flirting once.

[aliciatriton]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- Spencer, Rocket, Casper

send me three names + a number…

Bangarang: @rocketstrongbow is stunning. Like holy moly.

Take a Bullet For: @spencer-thunderstrike, he’s a better dude than people give him credit for.

Murder: Isn’t @casperlockex already a ghost or something? 

[novafitzherbert]

fuck, marry, kill -- emery, oakley, rocket

send me three names + a number…

Fuck Stuff Up With: @oakleyoaken, @rocketstrongbow, and @emery-gothel.

Marry: NO!

Kill: Surprisingly also NO!

[djcygnet]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- margaery, rocket, spencer

send me three names + a number…

Seduce: I forget @rocketstrongbow exists but she’s not weird and immature, and she’s not gay, so... her.

Steal from: @spencer-thunderstrike.

Serenade: @margaerycharming.

[izzyslade]

I ship you and Rocket! Her name is so dope!

Too bad @rocketstrongbow‘s cool name doesn’t have a cooler personality to go with it.

I ship you with ______!

[hokukawena]

text 💬 roku 🤬

Hoku: Why do headphones like ALWAYS end up hurting my ears after a while no matter what brand I get? IS IT SO HARD TO MAKE THEM COMFY? I already gave up on them ever being like actual cute but do I have to give up on this too?

[gastonthethird]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

i need entertainment

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ YARA SHAHIDI ]? No, it’s just [ ROCKET STRONGBOW ], the descendant of [ LANCE STRONGBOW ]! [ SHE ] is [ 19/SOPHOMORE ] and some say she tends to be [ GULLIBLE ] but she is really [ IDEALISTIC ], ( DANY, SHE/HER, 25, CST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations, Dany!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[lennoxcalhoun]

scooter, arabella, lacey j, lemon, rocket, leander

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with: @rocketstrongbow would probably be less annoying naked... 

sacrifice myself for: Uh... @scooterpendragon I guess? I don’t know, who of these people would other people miss the most? 

kick: @arabellad-arcy. No real reason, except that she seems the most likely to be carrying breakable stuff that she’d drop when I did it. 

take to prom: @laceyjean. Grumpy people amuse me. 

abandon in jurassic park: @lemonlabouff. Did I think this through? No, no I did not... but I left her twin there to survive, so off she goes. 

push off a bridge:  @leanderambrosius. I wanna see him fly! 

[kiarataji]

WIS Kion!

Definitely someone his own age and not one of my friends. @kiontaji, here are some nice single sophomore girls who seem interested in males as far as I can tell for your review: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @livoakens, @ariliki, @darlingemily, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @jacqueline-chavez, @aliciatriton, and @aimeeblake.

i need entertainment

[gretagesundheit]

HON Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr, Gaston III, Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Danny, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander,

The unsexiness of @dum-sparrow‘s name doesn’t let me see past it. 

@stargirlvasilovich is beautiful in person, but I don’t think she photographs super well.

@gastonthejr and @gastonlegume3 look like they’re overinflated blow up dolls, no thanks!

@zoe-tomago is... still just kind of there.

@cashforrester is aesthetically confusing to me. His body doesn’t match his personality, does not compute.

@margaerycharming isn’t really my type but she’s tall, that’s cool.

@livoakens... yes.

@oakleyoaken... no. It never stops shocking me that they’re the same age, their maturity levels are wildly different.

@ariliki is a babe.

@dannykensington is cute.

@darlingemily looks a little like she broke out of Area 51.

@jojohood‘s attitude kind of ruins her potential hotness.

@racheladale is precious.

@novafitzherbert is an accident waiting to happen.

@spencer-thunderstrike is a lot to deal with.

@rocketstrongbow is the CUTEST human.

@jacqueline-chavez, if I call you pretty can I get free food?

@izzyslade is too surly for me.

@kiontaji tries too hard. 

@aliciatriton‘s cute enough.

@casperlockex is also cute, in spite of his everything else-ness.

@aimeeblake‘s face is hard to see past her boobs.

@djcygnet is pretty. Yes, I said pretty on purpose.

@leanderambrosius‘s eyes do things to me. 

i need entertainment

[racheladale]

FMK Rocket, Stella, Zoe

Hit a sexy home run with: @rocketstrongbow! She’s super duper pretty!

Marry: Uh oh spaghetti-o’s, I can’t picture myself spending my whole life with Stella or Zoe!

Kill with kindness: @stargirlvasilovich and @zoe-tomago!

i need entertainment

[aliciatriton]

Who do you consider to be the most attractive five people in Auradon?

Obviously @leanderambrosius, @cashforrester, and @jojohood are in a three way tie for the lead. 

And then for fourth and fifth... @rocketstrongbow and @kiontaji, maybe? I like looking at them.

HONESTY HOUR !!