#asustella

[bubskino]

You Should Have Left

Hämärän menneisyyden omaava Kevin Bacon muuttaa hetkeksi uusille kulmille uusioperheensä kanssa saadakseen elämälleen uutta starttia ja pölyn laskeutumaan. Talo jossa olis tarkoitus asustella, osoittautuu oudoksi. Neliöitä tuntuu olevan normaalia enemmän ja seinätkin on päin vittuja. Sitkeä ja peräänantamaton Pekoni ei kuitenkaan luovuta.

Pimeitä voimia omaava psykologinen trilleri. Muuttuu tapahtumien edetessä entistä weirdommaksi.

2/5

[auradonstatehq]

Effective immediately, @stargirlvasilovich‘s FC will be JENNY BOYD. LILY JAMES is now open !!

[grahammacintosh]

text 💬 grella

Graham: I love you to the moon and back.

[blackxdahlia]

Stella Vasilovich  - daughter of Vlad & Sophie

[bobotomago]

Who are the prettiest girls in Auradon?

@zoe-tomago, my sister’s just the best. 

@austinfrederickson

@eveningstardubois, obviously.

@lyra-k.

@stargirlvasilovich

@ellecharming

@livoakens

@quincydavis

@sydneyandersen

@darlingvirginias

@therubyfitz

@melodytritonx

@nottingriri

@hailstormporter

@andreatriton

@autumnskellington 

@crisdubois

@prncsscndi

Brooke’s still hot, even if she’s evil.

And honorable mention to @aspenfrederickson, too. And to the other Skellingtons because if Autumn’s pretty then so are they.

HONESTY HOUR!

[cassidystabbington]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- stella, elle, anne

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: I don’t hate @annefitzherbert, but I don’t like her enough to take a bullet for her, so... here, she can have this option where she doesn’t die. 

Take a Bullet For: No.

Murder: @stargirlvasilovich and @ellecharming.

[gastonthethird]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

i need entertainment

[djcygnet]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Gaston III, Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, Leander

Not: @gastonthejr, @gastonlegume3, @cashforrester, @oakleyoaken, @dannykensington, @darlingemily, @novafitzherbert, @spencer-thunderstrike, @jacqueline-chavez, @kiontaji, @casperlockex, @leanderambrosius.

In A Non-Hot Category of Good-Looking: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @margaerycharming, @racheladale, @aliciatriton. 

Hot: @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade, @aimeeblake.

i need entertainment

[asuxsor]

Valentine's Day is coming up! Do you ladies see any new couples popping up??

@marley-yao is desperate, so she’d be ready to insta-marry the first guy who throws her a bone. If anyone is stupid enough to be her Valentine, they’ll be stuck with her for months. Maybe @jeremypotts or @marcoalandale? They seem to be falling for her ‘oh gosh you think I’m cute?’ crap.

Is it just me, or does @sydneyandersen and @deeturkey happening give anyone else the feeling that @dumturtle and @quincydavis are going to get back together just so they don’t feel left out?

@stargirlvasilovich looks poised and ready to get some. Whether it’s from @neilbubbles being obsessed with her for being named after a star, or @nickelforrester being obsessed with her being an actual star, who knows?

@cashforrester and @margovasilovich? What the fuck is that? I saw them planning their first date though, and if I were her, I’d hold onto that forever.

@ellecharming and @rtpendragon. He’ll let her fuck his brains out like she wants, and then he’ll feel obligated to instantly propose because he’s just that special brand of boring and predictable.

@lilyofthegoth and @liamdvbois. I thought they’d been a couple already for like the past year, but based on their obnoxious faux-oblivious posts about each other, it seems like they’re waiting for the right moment to make it official. My guess is that’s going to be Valentine’s Day, and they can live snoringly ever after.

I’d say @fisaac and @cassieadale but... His little sister’s a huge cockblock and gloms onto him at every major holiday, so better luck next time? 

Am I the only one who heard that @casperlockex was actually asking about flowers? Last I checked he was into one of those Sherwood girls but I can’t remember which, so... him and @jojohood or @katie-kluck or @racheladale or whatever.

@dev-sinclair and @sweethilde. No prince is every going to fall for you, sweetie, just settle for an Isle hottie before they’re all snapped up and you’re a lonely old hag. 

[aliciatriton]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Gaston III, Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander

Everyone’s hot, don’t be rude! But we can do a sliding scale, I guess:

Okay, almost everyone. You’ll get there someday: @oakleyoaken, @spencer-thunderstrike, @casperlockex. @aimeeblake.

Hot: @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @gastonthejr, @margaerycharming, @dannykensington, @darlingemily, @racheladale, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez.

Hotter: @dum-sparrow, @gastonlegume3, @ariliki, @livoakens, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade, @kiontaji, @djcygnet.

Hottest: @cashforrester, @leanderambrosius, @jojohood.

i need entertainment

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 nella 🦋

Neil: Dear Stella, today I got bored in class and DMed The Weeknd to tell him that he should change Starboy to Stargirl instead, and then I told him all about MY awesome Stargirl. If he ever reads it, he's gonna be TOTALLY convinced, I really talked up your awesomeness.

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ LILY JAMES ]? No, it’s just [ STELLA VASILOVICH ], the descendant of [ VLAD & SOPHIE ]! [ SHE ] is [ 23/COSMETOLOGIST ] and some say she tends to be [ DRAMATIC ] but she is really [ EASYGOING ]. (Elle, she/her, 27, EST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations Elle!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[kiarataji]

WIS Kion!

Definitely someone his own age and not one of my friends. @kiontaji, here are some nice single sophomore girls who seem interested in males as far as I can tell for your review: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @livoakens, @ariliki, @darlingemily, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @jacqueline-chavez, @aliciatriton, and @aimeeblake.

i need entertainment

[gretagesundheit]

HON Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr, Gaston III, Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Danny, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander,

The unsexiness of @dum-sparrow‘s name doesn’t let me see past it. 

@stargirlvasilovich is beautiful in person, but I don’t think she photographs super well.

@gastonthejr and @gastonlegume3 look like they’re overinflated blow up dolls, no thanks!

@zoe-tomago is... still just kind of there.

@cashforrester is aesthetically confusing to me. His body doesn’t match his personality, does not compute.

@margaerycharming isn’t really my type but she’s tall, that’s cool.

@livoakens... yes.

@oakleyoaken... no. It never stops shocking me that they’re the same age, their maturity levels are wildly different.

@ariliki is a babe.

@dannykensington is cute.

@darlingemily looks a little like she broke out of Area 51.

@jojohood‘s attitude kind of ruins her potential hotness.

@racheladale is precious.

@novafitzherbert is an accident waiting to happen.

@spencer-thunderstrike is a lot to deal with.

@rocketstrongbow is the CUTEST human.

@jacqueline-chavez, if I call you pretty can I get free food?

@izzyslade is too surly for me.

@kiontaji tries too hard. 

@aliciatriton‘s cute enough.

@casperlockex is also cute, in spite of his everything else-ness.

@aimeeblake‘s face is hard to see past her boobs.

@djcygnet is pretty. Yes, I said pretty on purpose.

@leanderambrosius‘s eyes do things to me. 

i need entertainment

[racheladale]

FMK Rocket, Stella, Zoe

Hit a sexy home run with: @rocketstrongbow! She’s super duper pretty!

Marry: Uh oh spaghetti-o’s, I can’t picture myself spending my whole life with Stella or Zoe!

Kill with kindness: @stargirlvasilovich and @zoe-tomago!

i need entertainment

[novafitzherbert]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Gaston III, Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander

Not, not, not, not, not, not, hot, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not.

In case you’re too dumb to count, that was everyone but @margaerycharming is gross, the end!

i need entertainment