#asusummer

[winskellington]

TEXT ❄️🍂☀️ SEASONINGS

Winter: SOS

Winter: When I started adulting, I didn't plan on ending up a homebody. As my face copies, you're supposed to help before I wither away.

Winter: Please and thank you.

[asuxsor]

I heard that Felix and Emmett are into girlfriend-swapping, if you know what I mean. It helps that their girlfriends are identical already.

How boring. Is that not literally the same vagina just on different people? Why bother swapping at all?

[emmett-thunderstrike]

fuck, marry, kill -- winter, summer, autumn

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: @sumskellington? So that I can keep her alive for Felix, but I’m not stuck marrying the wrong triplet. 

Marry: @winskellington. Obviously.

Kill: @autumnskellington. Sorry, Fall! Blame my bro for this. 

[jungleboyblake]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- autumn, summer, winter

send me three names + a number…

I don’t hang out with triple trouble like that but if I did...

Kill: @sumskellington. No reason, just feels right.

Betray: @winskellington.

Have on your zombie apocalypse team: @autumnskellington.

[casperlockex]

text 🕰️ sumpser

Casper: SUMMER! HEY SUMMER!

Casper: IF YOU HAVEN'T GONE TO SLEEP YET AND IT'S 3 AM IS IT LATE OR EARLY?

[jeremypotts]

TEXT ✉ SUMMERY

Jeremy: Co-worker check in time!

Jeremy: How are we doing, Miss Skellington? Are your students happy and thriving?

[novafitzherbert]

WIS: Yourself, Ruby, Anne, Lily, Ginny, Emery, Emmett, Spencer, Rocket, Felix, Cassidy with

Ew, you guys really think I’m supposed to care about all of these people and their gross love lives? Thanks, I hate it.

Me: Adventure and awesomeness. And also @margaerycharming.

@therubyfitz: Well since she bored @robbshood away I guess that means whoever she dates next should be someone boring. What about @sonnylemons? No one likes doctors, they save lives or whatever but it’s at the expense of having any kind of personality!

@annefitzherbert: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ANNE SUCKS! And @casperlockex is always saying how @sumskellingtwin is a boring fun-sucker so she’d be perfect for my sister!

@lilyofthegoth: She’s going to get mad at me for saying this BUT OH WELL! It’s been my job ever since I met Lily to make sure she has fun and lives her best life and then she WENT OUT AND GOT A TOTAL SNOOZEFEST BOYFRIEND WHO BRINGS HER BACK INTO HER SHELL! So dump @liamdvbois, stop being a turtle, and maybe you could go become a pirate with @tobiasslade! DO IT. DO IT NOW.

Ginny: UHHH I’m running out of people, you guys! THIS LOVE CRAP ISN’T FUN FOR ME! Maybe Ginny could go out with @lishangjr or something since he’s old and I already gave his girlfriend to Anne.

@emery-gothel: I STILL SAY NOBODY, sorry! Nobody here has proven that they’re good enough for her and it’s really boring and annoying watching her throw herself at boys that keep saying she’s like a little kid! I mean, I guess her liking all the wrong people gives me an excuse to attack people with my frying pan, which I love to do... but Em always says she doesn’t want me to do that on her behalf so therefore her love life is cancelled.

@emmett-thunderstrike would be related to me if Anne marries Summer and he marries @winskellingtwin, so obviously that’s cancelled. Maybe he could get with @haverlyarendelle since they always talk about each other for no reason! Or if there is a reason, I have no idea what it is, I don’t pay attention to them like that!

@spencer-thunderstrike: He’s a butthead but some people like that or whatever. Maybe @diamcndskylucy? She looks like she could deal with grumpy people. Or maybe that’s just her face, what do I know?

@rocketstrongbow: Who did I say for her before? I already forgot so they couldn’t have been that fun, whoops! Maybe she can get with @djcygnet when his grumpy grandma cancels another marriage or something. She’s cooler than most princesses and he also has fun pets, which, you know, I support. Everyone should have those in their lives, even if they’re just stealing them from their boyfriends.

@felixstabby: He’s just gross and only cares about naked stuff! @lagunadelmar seems like she likes to be naked, so can they both go be in a naked cave far far away where I never have to hear about it ever?

@cassidystabbington is also grumpy and boring!!! I know I’m amazing but I can’t fix people who want to be the worst! Maybe stick her with @jacksondoppler so he can fly her into outer space and leave her there!!!

i need entertainment

[ben-desrosiers]

text 🌻 bummer

Ben: Would it be awful to ask my professor for an extension and maybe leaned in on being the king to get it?

Ben: Okay, yes, I heard it the second I typed it. This week has just been really busy I completely forgot about the assignment...

[li-lonnie]

text 😭 sonnie

Lonnie: I'M CRAVING CHOCOLATE SO BAD!!! But can't find any anywhere near me 😭😭😭 you got ideas for substitutes since I'm clearly not going to find what I want??

[n-atua]

text 🤢 sumoa

Noa: Dude, what kind of shit do you think happens in the frat house? Cause Emmett warned me about seeing something in the middle of the night and idk if I should be scared to leave my room or not... thinking about what the other guys might be into kinda makes me sick

[heath-lemon]

text ✉️ heath & summer

Heath: I hate you

Heath: I've had the Magic School Bus theme song stuck in my head ALL WEEK

[winskellington]

TEXT 👻 SEASONINGS

Winter: Do you think we're drifting apart? Are we no longer close anymore? Have I been neglecting you??

Winter: You don't feel like I have been, do you? I don't want you to think I don't care or love you...

[auradonstatehq]

Effective immediately, Summer Skellington has a new URL! Please continue following @sumskellington !!

[emmett-thunderstrike]

Rumor has it you've fantasized about both Skellingtwins

Nah, @sumskellingtwin‘s never done it for me. 

anonymously leave a rumor in my inbox

[mfaeryx]

text ! sal

Mal: I have no idea who this is, I just saw the number written in a bathroom stall with a really crude message and I thought that you should know that someone decided to give your number to all of Auradon.

[haverlyarendelle]

There was nothing better than the smell of chocolate, Haverly was sure of it as she pulled the lid off the cocoa canister. Well, almost nothing. Tasting it was certainly always better than simply smelling it, and she couldn’t wait until their hot chocolate was ready. The only problem was it was taking much longer than she anticipated. She set the canister down and pouted as she leaned her elbows on the counter, glancing over at Summer with a pathetic and longing look on her face. “I still don’t know why we have to do it this way,” Haverly whined, her head drooping slightly in her hands. “Heating up milk on the stove takes so much longer than it does in the microwave... can’t we just use that? I mean, otherwise why even have one?”

🍵 Prepare hot chocolate together | @sumskellingtwin​