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Mulan dir. Tony Bancroft & Barry Cook | 1998

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juliettelinguini​:

I’ve been told that the dares I come up with for Truth or Dare are a bit “extreme” and “undoable” so if anyone can give me dare inspiration that the average person wouldn’t back down from, that’d be awesome.

What are the dares you’ve been giving, because I don’t think I can really give you any ideas without knowing what’s being shot down, you know? I’m sure my ideas are nowhere near your caliber, I’m kind of a rookie when it comes to Truth and Dare though. Not that I don’t like the game, I just always would rather be out playing tourney or R.O.A.R instead.

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text 💬 malonnie

Lonnie: Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. Not the hot girl summer I was imagining for myself, but honestly I'm not mad at it. It kind of feels like I've been waiting for this moment forever.

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Lonnie: So I went to visit the campus because why not, most everyone was gone, it'd be a nice quiet walk.

Lonnie: Instead, I find a lube slip n slide down the hallway in front of my old dorm.

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text 💬 lia

Lonnie: You should ask for a sheep as a wedding gift. Okay, yes, it sounds a little old school but hear me out. A) you get an awesome pet. B) Free coat. I mean, really, what other reason do you need?

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Li: ...why is that, exactly?

Lonnie: It's a vibe, you know? I was chilling in a kiddie pool, mojito in hand, and idk. Felt like a mermaid.

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text 💬 marlonnie

marley: you know I have a weakness when it comes to sweets! okay don't eat the whole thing, we can make like a nutella snack when I get back.

Lonnie: Okay, but it has to be like, semi-healthy. Just because it's summer and I don't have to work as much doesn't mean I can just like.... destroy my diet 😂

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text 💬 laisy

maisy: that's all kinds of inappropriate. did you see who it was?

Lonnie: Tell me about it. Like, I don't mind being told I'm hot or anything, but that was a disgusting way to go about it. But guys like this are why I didn't want to get a job on the college campus. I'll stick to elementary, thanks.

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text 💬 lotumn

Autumn: Are you just Googling pictures of food? Because there are way better ways of entertaining yourself!

Autumn: Buuuut if you want to do something like, I don't know, race, I'll buy you onion rings if you win!

Lonnie: It didn't start out that way, the pictures of food are just the end to a long, dark journey.

Lonnie: Or, here's an idea, I can buy YOU the onion rings and no race. Just a date 😘

Lonnie: I mean, if that still included a race I wouldn't be against it.

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Ryan: A gym themed bar...? Yeah, that's certainly a new one. It didn't have actual exercise equipment available, did it? If someone gets really drunk and were to hurt themselves with said equipment, I see a lawsuit in this bar's future.

Lonnie: You know, I didn't even try that? I couldn't get past the dumbbell shaped martini glasses, tbh. I mean, they really went with the theme, gotta give it to them.

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text 💬 lonli

Lonnie: I think I’m a mermaid 🧜‍♀️

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text 💬 laisy

Lonnie: I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!” 😑😑😑

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text 💬 marlonnie

Lonnie: I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now because I can't think of one.

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text 💬 lotumn

Lonnie: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy... but also hungry.

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text 💬 ronnie

Lonnie: Last night was interesting... I went to what I thought was a gym... turns out it was a gym themed bar. Thought I'd seen everything, but that was a first.

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text 💬ø lia

Jia: Which do you think is more likely, suits of armor being haunted and walking around on their own, or 4 am pranksters trying to borrow and wear them through the hallways?

Lonnie: Definitely the second one. You could always prank them back. Not that I have any ideas, really, but seems like a wasted opportunity if you don't.

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If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

Yeah, um, I’m gonna keep that private, thanks. Besides, it kinda seemed like @maisy-macguffin would rather we not cross into that territory so....