#asurosalie

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 rolani

Leilani: Is 'read a book in a strawberry field' too specific of a 2021 new year's resolution?

[jiachien]

text 💬% rosia

Jia: I've been watching too many weird conspiracy videos so HEAR ME OUT HERE.

Jia: If your mom's the fairest in the land according to the magic mirror, and she and Aurora were BOTH sleeping for a very long time, then why isn't your mom the one they call Sleeping Beauty?

[robbshood]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- rosalie, victoria, ally

Send me three names + a number…

Fuck: I bet they like the weird stuff in Wonderland, so @ally-kingsleigh!

Take a Bullet For: @victoriacaine, I’M HER GUARDIAN ANGEL!

Murder: Uh oh... we have a problem... I’ll murder someone ELSE to fight for @rosalienxthale‘s hand in something, how’s that?

[deliallyr]

text 💬 roselia

Delia: I know some kingdoms aren't as important as others, but someone asked me today if I had to pull the sword from the stone before I was allowed to take over my kingdom. I mean... I know Llyr's a pretty random region, but do they really not realize that ARTIE is the ruler of Camelot and not me???

[aspenfrederickson]

who do you ship the other bh6 kids with outside of the group?

@austinfrederickson is the hardest one to pick someone good enough for, but saying she can choose whoever she thinks deserves her feels like cheating! And so does using dad’s money and connections to find her a famous boo, so... let’s say @liamdvbois! He’s cute, he’s got a Hannah Montana like best of both worlds sitch, he’s got great manners and even greater food, and then there’s the whole producer/DJ thing! Cute!

@heath-lemon, you’re all grown up and we’re so proud of you! Not that you haven’t been a Man™ in the brotherhood of sex brothers or whatever for a while, but still! This is all to say that Austin and I are super into the idea of him and @gretagesundheit and he can be the King to her Sneezing Queen! 

@zoe-tomago could be cute with a smart, focused boy like @dougdeppert or @carterlabouff or @carlos--devil! Or a smart focused girl, like @janetobin! 

@dijonnoginger and @andreatriton! How come no one has suggested this fun and fancy free pairing before? Am I a genius? I might be a genius. 

@kyohamada could have a really cute doctor/nurse love story... with uh, @rosalienxthale. She’s beautiful and APRN #goals and a princess, who could be better than her? 

HONESTY HOUR !!

[auradonstate-events]

Auction Results: Baskets 41-50

Basket Number 41, submitted by @ally-kingsleigh, was won by @lyra-k.

Basket Number 42, submitted by @rosalienxthale, was won by @nukaokoro.

Basket Number 43, submitted by @hailstormporter, was won by @claudine--frollo.

Basket Number 44, submitted by @jessgibbs, was won by @dougdeppert.

Basket Number 45, submitted by @hokukawena, was won by @coltonslim.

Basket Number 46, submitted by @sydneyandersen, was won by @deeturkey.

Basket Number 47, submitted by @bobotomago, was won by @whereswaldohatter.

Basket Number 48, submitted by @deliallyr, was won by @zoe-tomago.

Basket Number 49, submitted by @malbfaery, was won by @marcoalandale.

Basket Number 50, submitted by @gretagesundheit, was won by @crisdubois.

[gretagesundheit]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- doug, sleepy jr., rosalie

send me three names + a number…

Kill: @sleepyjr-schlafrig. Being asleep is his favorite thing, and being dead is just being asleep forever. 

Betray: @rosalienxthale. Keep her around to heal me,  but she’d be too soft for the actual fight, I think.

Have On Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: Even though he didn’t choose me, it’s whatever. @dougdeppert, I’m using you and your big old brain to help me stay alive.

[fredcilier]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- tobias, cris, rosalie

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: @tobiasslade; you seen that boy shirtless, you’d do the same. 

Take a Bullet For: @crisdubois. That whole family been nothing but welcoming to me; it’s the least I could do for any one of ‘em.

Murder: @rosalienxthale. Girl’s gorgeous, it’s a real shame -- but I’m sure she could patch herself up if I didn’t try too hard to take her out. 

[kyohamada]

text 🌞 kyosalie

Kyo: You know what the worst feeling is? When you swear you weren't studying that long, but the next time you look up from your book, it's already morning. When did that happen?

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ KYLIE BUNBURY ]? No, it’s just [ ROSALIE KOENIG ], the descendant of [ SNOW WHITE AND THE PRINCE ]! [ SHE ] is [ 24/ARNP ] and some say she tend(s) to be [ FIRM ] but she is really [ EMPATHETIC ]. (Elle, she/her, 25+, Est) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations Elle! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[asuxsor]

Who are your ideal Valentine pairings?

Wait, are we seriously already thinking about next year here? Because if we are, chop chop, people, you’ve got ten months to get your act together, and I know half of you are half braindead and will take that long or longer.

With that said... here’s my 2020 wishlist:

@levbelrose and @chloeoftheball. Steal her right out from under your big brother’s nose, Baby Belrose! It would be the most interesting thing you’ve ever done in your entire life.

@andreatriton and @whereswaldohatter. Karma’s a bitch just like @scarlettcorazon.

@maddielabouff and @cecefacilier. Stop making heart eyes at @jimdubs, get together, and then drive each other so crazy you off each other, yay!

@rosalienothale and @lacklands. Just so that those bratty freshmen will stop acting like they’re going to be the premiere theater couple around here. They’re not even hot!

And I already got my wish of Marley and Dylan getting back together, which means... I deserve a Valentine. Boys, you have 10 months to impress the hot, single member of the Donati family, time’s ticking!

[marykatehood]

TEXT 💌 OMEGA TAU SISTERS

Mary Kate: It'sssss that time again! Who's ready for our winter philanthropy event?

Mary Kate: Exec's been talking about it and we were thinking we'd do some kind of event at the roller rink/bowling alley but we want you guys's feedback on themes and stuff! We want to make as much money for the Auradonian Cancer Society as we can, so we kind of need to make people want to COME to this thing :-p

[ailsbroch]

ben, lucas, bentley, jordan, evie, rosalie

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @lucasbelrose is a cute guy who seems like he could use a little more love.

sacrifice myself for: @rosalienothale.

kick: @kinglyben. I surprisingly have no interest in banging the king, or in dying for him, so... here you go!

take to prom: @jordanjinn.

abandon in jurassic park: @ticktockbents, have fun!

push off a bridge: @happyevieafter. We just don’t really hang out like that. I’m not sure she could keep up with my kind of fun. 

[peydavis]

johnny, rosalie, anja, maddie, casper, dolly, kaz

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @casperlocke, but only because I’d...

sacrifice myself for: @kazmartyn (and I also don’t want to seem too eager to move our physical relationship to the previously aforementioned level even though I might be more interested in it than I care to admit!) 

kick: @anja-bjorgman.

take to prom: @lacklands.

abandon in jurassic park: @maddielabouff and @dahlialabouff.

push off a bridge: @rosalienothale.

[kalasinambrosius]

Noa, Mary Kate, Rosalie, Dante, Dylan, Marley

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

You sent me all couples, you guys! That’s just asking for trouble, so... I’m going to shake up the format a little. 

do the sexy love™ with:  @noa-atua and @marykatehood. They seem like they’d be the most exciting to be in bed with. 

sacrifice myself for: @dylan-donati and @princessxymarley? They’re the nicest.

kick: But I’d also kick @dylan-donati and @princessxymarley because them getting back together had a kind of suspicious timeline that I have a feeling hurt another one or two of our classmates!

take to prom: @noa-atua and @marykatehood. Again, they seem like the most fun.

abandon in jurassic park: I really don’t know @danteseaprince and @rosalienothale at all...

push off a bridge: So my life wouldn’t be any different if I just disposed of them, right?

[sumskellington]

Freddie, Celia, Evie, Shorty, Rosaiie, Ivy

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with:  @happyevieafter.

sacrifice myself for: @rosalienothale! Us educators have to stick together.

kick: @ivynotpoison because I haven’t seen her around in ages! If I could kick her it would mean I could find her.

take to prom: @shortyshortz. I’d be his chaperone and not his date, but I’d make sure he had a wonderful and safe night!

abandon in jurassic park: The Facilier sisters seem like they would love this. I’ll let @cecefacilier and @faciliersfreddie go there together!

push off a bridge: Unless an island is triggering for them, in which case I can push them off a bridge instead?