#asuharry

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ THOMAS DOHERTY ]? No, it’s just [ HARRY HOOK ], the descendant of [ CAPTAIN HOOK ]! [ HE ] is [ 22/PIRATE ] and some say he tends to be [ ALOOF ] but he is really [ LOYAL ]. (A, SHE/HER, 30, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations A!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[hookedonharriet]

how do you feel about your future in laws? (uma + zevon)

While I think you’ve selected excellent life partners for CJ and Harry... I hardly think either of the couplings in question should get married. Society assumes the woman should take the man’s name, and why on Earth would these captains want to give up their legacies to take on their first mate’s instead? That, and @hookedoncj and @zevonchanca in particular are such free spirits... they could spend their lives together outside the legal binds of marriage.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[darlingvirginias]

harriet, harry, and cj

While our families have history, I myself have minimal contact with the Hooks. Not because of any ill will or, if we’re being dramatic, blood feud, but simply because we have little in common. However, I find them fascinating, so I suppose I could share my opinions.

Harry is concerning. He blindly follows @uma-delmar and doesn’t seem to have any real thoughts for himself. That’s not to criticize his choice of captain; ​Uma herself is fine, but one shouldn’t be as codependent as he is. I’m also not certain he can read? Which is alarming in a different way and I do wish he’d let me teach him.

@hookedonharriet seems to be the most adjusted of the lot, which is also concerning. Given how unhinged Harry and Calista Jane like to act, I’m a bit suspicious of how normal Harriet seems and can’t help but wonder if it’s some sort of ruse she’s using to hide a master plan from the rest of Auradon. Do keep an eye on her, won’t you all?

@hookedoncj is fascinating. She’s also concerning, because she’s wild and unpredictable and seems to have very little care for those around her, minus a select few. However, I can’t help but be intrigued and want to understand her life and her choices a bit better. 

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[malbfaery]

text 💬 marry

Mal: I'm actually asking a real question for once so don't automatically go into dick mode.

Mal: Do you carry your hook around still because you like... miss your dad? Or does it have nothing to do with him anymore?

[beyondthesmee]

text 🌜 sarry

Sammy: Why do you reckon your dad gave you and Captain similar names?

[sunshinepan]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- sammy, harry, cj

Send me three names + a number…

Fuck: Ew. I’d rather stay far away from all of them, but I guess if I’d been going through a like weird ‘spite my dad’ phase, @beyondthesmee‘s the one I would have hit up for this.

Take a Bullet FROM: I would not take a bullet FOR any of them, but @cjhooked seems like the one I’d be most likely to get into a shootout with.

Murder: @hookedonharry. You’re gross and no one wants to hear your weird fake Scottish accent.

[nadiadecordoba]

fuck, marry, kill -- harry, sleepy jr., javier

send me three names + a number…

Fuck with: @sleepyjr-schlafrig? He probably knows like, all the best linens and pillows and things to get a good night’s rest, it would be so fun to shop together!

Marry: @javierchvez? I mean, I’d probs want him to be a personal chef more than I’d want him to be a husband, but close enough.

Kill: @hookedonharry‘s pirate aesthetic, ew. 

[umadelmar]

text 💬 huma

Uma: This whole time I thought I couldn't wait for us to be done with school and out on the open seas full time, but now that we're starting senior year and it's almost over, I gotta admit, it sure feels weird.

[cassidystabbington]

@hookedonharry​:

As many ways to die at land, ducky, and then some, but at least ye’d die with glory and be forever immortalized in a shanty. Ye could do worse for yerself, ya know. I don’t say I see pirate potential in just anybody.

Cool, think I’ll stick to my current possible deaths and not add more options into the mix. Also, I hate sea shanties. They just make me think of Jimmy Buffett teaming up with a ska band and that’s like, a literal assault on my ears. 

[racheladale]

WIS: Yourself, Robbie, Mary Kate, Jojo, Marco, Cassie, Desiree, Katie, Will

Oh gosh, it’s not up to me to decide who makes other people happy and makes their heart feel fireworks! But you asked so I guess I have to try! 

@willofnottingham is married to @jungleboyblake and they’re so good together, I don’t think I need to give him any backup options!

@katie-kluck would be so cute with someone fun and nice and happy just like she is! Maybe @dizzybydesignx or @emery-gothel!

@ririhiss loves being a pirate so much that she obvi has to end up with another pirate or someone else who wants to be a pirate! So maybe @hookedonharry since he’s on the same crew as her! Or @adriane-facilier too, either one could be super duper beautiful!

@cassieadale needs someone who’s sweet and patient and good with animals like her! Maybe @icemasterbents or @sonnylemons -- fixing animals is kind of like fixing people, right?

@marcoalandale should be with a pretty musical girl! I know he talks to @fredcilier a lot but what about @eveningstardubois or @mayariverax? They’re super duper cool too!

@jojohood deserves to be with whoever she wants, but if things don’t work out with her current boo I sweaaaaaar @cashforrester is like so nice and cool and fun and awesome!

@marykatehood seems the happiest I’ve ever seen her but if things don’t work out with @n-atua I know she and @andreatriton will always have each other! Or if they don’t like each other in the sexy baseball kind of way maybe she could run away with @jaynassar instead!

@robbshood is harder to figure out but I think he could be super duper fun with someone like @maisy-macguffin or @kiarataji! Oh wait no, that last one would be bad since she’s @therubyfitz‘s best friend! Ummmmmm what about @wingedmoreno or @lyra-k? 

i need entertainment

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ THOMAS DOHERTY ]? No, it’s just [ HARRY HOOK ], the descendant of [ CAPTAIN HOOK ]! [ HE ] is [ 22. PIRATE ] and some say he tend to be [ RECKLESS ] but he is really [ CHARMING ]. (ELVIRA, SHE/HER, 29+, EASTERN) ✧・ﾟ*:

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[hookedonharriet]

your brother and sister

@hookedoncj is a force to be reckoned with. While her methods are a bit more chaotic than I would prefer, I admire the niche she’s carved out for herself, the fear and loyalty she inspires in others, and the path she’s on as a whole. She’s also, though I have never told her as much, perhaps my closest confidant.

Harry’s reputation precedes him, but really, I think that people should stop looking down on him simply because he’s a first mate in a family full of captain’s. There’s an honor in the position, a nobleness in being that devoted to a person and a cause -- and he does all the work with very little glory, comparatively. Harry’s admirable in his own right and I do wish more people acknowledged that. 

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[aliciatriton]

WIS: Yourself, Melody, Andrea, Lucy, Laguna, Uma with

I ship myself with someone who would actually like me back. I don’t know who that is yet, but I need to go for attainable people in the future!

@melodytritonx would be my favorite candidate for the mermaid and the pirate cliche. I vote for her and @hookedonharriet!

@andreatriton is tougher to figure out, but I feel like she needs someone who would keep her on her toes like the Wonderland crowd. @lyra-k, @allsleigh, @dumturtle, or @deeturkey. Or if Wonderland’s not her thing, then maybe @zianyu? She likes food and he makes food, it could work.

@diamcndskylucy would be cute with @carterlabouff! I was so bummed when I realized that her Valentine’s date was actually just a group hang.

I don’t really know @lagunadelmar like that but doesn’t she have like a girl crush on @janetobin? Or did I make that up? Uh, if I made that up then... not to be totally controversial but she could be cute with @hookedonharry, since her cousin doesn’t seem to be paying attention to him like that. 

@umadelmar doesn’t seem interested in anyone like that? But I don’t know, I feel like she’d be happier staying with someone from the Isle. Maybe @jaynassar or even @malbfaery, if they can ever work out... whatever their issues are? I don’t get them, I just know they supposedly hate each other. 

i need entertainment

[darlingvirginias]

fuck, marry, kill -- sammy, harry, harriet

Send me three names + a number…

Oh, pirates. I’m sure whoever sent these thinks they’re quite clever for sending me the names of the children of the men who feuded with my family when they were in Neverland with Peter Pan, but I’d like to first start by saying its very unoriginal of you. However, the children of my father’s enemies aren’t my enemies, so you won’t find any revulsion or resistance from me.

Fuck: @hookedonharry. All of the Hooks are aesthetically pleasing, so I can certainly see why people would find them appealing. However, sleeping with Harry feels almost as if it would be a fascinating social experiment. He has an extremely submissive personality when it comes to his relationship with his first mate; would that behavior translate to his sexual encounters? Would he let me easily dominate him and have my way with him, or would I only be able to do such a thing if my name was Uma? I can’t find that out if I choose Harriet instead, and she doesn’t have nearly the same burning questions to be answered about her. 

Marry: I feel that @beyondthesmee has surprising depth, which makes it much easier to imagine connecting with him on a long-term level.. Meanwhile, I can respect Harriet’s coldness without caring to try and thaw it out, and I can think that Harry is... well, I think a good deal of things about Harry, but I’m not sure he’d understand any of them even if I did state them, so I won’t bother sharing more of them. 

Kill: @hookedonharriet. It’s a bit beneath me to say that she’s simply the one leftover, so instead I’ll say that it would be cruel to kill Harry when he’s so subservient and probably wouldn’t even protect himself unless Uma was present and ordered him to do so. Harriet is more of an intellectual equal and would have more of a chance of defending herself from my attack; she’s also a leader, and could choose to protect herself without being reliant on someone else’s commands.

[malbfaery]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- anthony, holly, harry

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: No thank you? @anthonytremaines if I really had to. 

Take a Bullet For: No?

Murder: @hookedonharry. Except not really anymore. 

[gilthefirst]

👀 + Does it bother you that Uma and Harry treat you like a servant?

Dude, we’re a team. Everyone does different stuff in a team! They’re my ride or dies. @umadelmar @hookedonharry