#asuaileen

[hannaharendelle]

[For Valentine’s Day, Hannah delivers hoya kerri (lucky heart plants) to her family. @princessofisolationx @mateobjorgman @ailsbroch @mackennadunbroch @elspeth-d]

[sumskellington]

HON Chloe, Harmony, Andy, Jimmy, Reggie, Maddie, Diego, Mackenna, Aileen, Ruby, Emmett, Marley, Noa, Leilani, Waldo, Lyra, Kalika, Haverly, Mary Kate, Cassie, Frankie, Penny, Candi, Kimi, Mackenzie, Heath, Viper, Quincy, Sydney

Oh my gosh! Um, I’d never want to make anyone feel bad, so can I make a... Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, Hot scale instead? 

@chloeoftheball is pretty!

@harmonytriton is also very pretty!

@andreatriton is hot!

@jimdubs is cute.

@regdubois is cute, too. 

@maddielabouff is beautiful.

@thediegodevil is...  cute! Let’s go with cute! 

@mackennadunbroch is beautiful.

@ailsbroch is hot!

@ruefitz is pretty.

@emmettvardaros is cute.

@princessxymarley is beautiful.

@noa-atua is hot!

@leilaningata is beautiful.

@whereswaldohatter is hot.

@lyra-k is pretty.

@rosebudalexiou is hot!

@princessofisolationx is cute.

@marykatehood is pretty.

@cassieadale is cute.

@frankiefearless is hot!

@pennylanewilde is cute.

@svgarrush is hot.

@hamadakimi is cute.

@mackgin is cute.

@heathlemon is adorable! That’s a cute offshoot, it felt right.

@viperbubbles is cute.

@quincydavis is pretty.

@sydneyandersen is cute. 

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[toritriton]

Andy, Ava, Anja, Adelaide, Ajax, Aileen

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos? He’s hot. 

sacrifice myself for: @andreatriton.

kick: @anja-bjorgman. 

take to prom: @ailsbroch.

abandon in jurassic park: @ava-tremaine.

push off a bridge: @adelaide-charming.

[rosalienothale]

TEXT $$ ROSILEEN

Rosalie: Hey did you take Zimmermann Empire guipure lace wide leg pants out of my closet?

Rosalie: I can't find them.

[jimmydubs]

chloe, andy, aileen, ruby, marley, lyra

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ailsbroch.

sacrifice myself for: @chloeoftheball​.

kick: @andreatriton​.I feel like she doubted me for something -- she was wrong, so I don’t remember what, but she still deserves a little kick for it.

take to prom: @ruefitz​.

abandon in jurassic park:@lyra-k.

push off a bridge: @princessxymarley.

[ingridwestergaard]

Anja, Bori, Harper, Haverly, Aileen, Mackenna

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff: I have a bad feeling that only @ailsbroch wouldn’t topple over using my usual criteria.

Kiss: @hypewithharper. She’s just so pretty and her energy is so fun.

Marry: @boribjorgman. Unless that’s accidentally offensive? I’m not my dad, I swear!

Set on Fire: Nobody! That’s just too awful, and burning flesh smells... disruptive.

Wrap a Blanket around: The rest of them!

Be Roommates with: None of them, they’re all too neat to deal with me.

[rilespan]

WIS Parker, yourself, any fairy child

I was super digging the idea of @parkerspan and Harriet Hook, just because... I mean, CJ would be nice to me if we were like, in-laws, right? Or at least less terrifying? But if not Harriet, then maybe one of the fun princesses, like @ruefitz or @ailsbroch?

Me? Um... I don’t know, someone cute and nice is good! Like @kendallandersen, or @adamshank, or @heathlemon? But oh my gosh, I totally understand if you guys are like... creeped out and want to ignore the fact that I ever mentioned you at all.

@skylarkbell seems to be like, weirdly drawn to mermaids I guess, but um... I don’t know, I can’t imagine me and him and @toritriton all hanging out together and that’s kind of an important criteria for whoever he dates. So maybe @dizzy-t? I like her! Or even @kayavazquez!

@wingedstargirl and @theomedici! Or Anthony Tremaine, Marco A. Dale, or some other hot older boy! 

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[hokukawena]

Brooke, Mackenna, Aileen, Ruby, Venus, Nova

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

Oh em gee, so many of these girls are like, #goals. 

do the sexy love™ with: None of them but I’ve heard like @ailsbroch is the one to learn from!

sacrifice myself for: @novafitzherbert? She’s like closest to my age and people super like her?

kick: Brooke, she’s like so awesome but I know she made people mad for a while so like... shame on her.

take to prom: @venusfitzherbert, please!

abandon in jurassic park: @ruefitz the adventure princess!

push off a bridge: @mackennadunbroch as like, one of her social experimentals? 

[dumturtle]

Audrey, Winter, Summer, Aileen, Rory, Brooke

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @sumskellington. Warm sounds better than cold in this situation. 

sacrifice myself for: @asuxsor. Brooke and Rory are the shit-stirring demons we need to bring us all closer together.

kick: I’d rather beak them. Can’t I use my nose instead of my toes? 

take to prom: Audrey. Roses are a prom classic, right? I’d be accessorized without ever going to the flower store. 

abandon in jurassic park: @winterpumpkin. I wonder if there are dinosaur wights like there are dragon wights in Game of Thrones. The Ice Queen could find out for us all! They’d flock to her. 

push off a bridge: @ailsbroch. None of the other options felt right.

[auradonstatehq]

[ AILEEN DUNBROCH ] is currently looking for [ A BEST FRIEND ]. They often get mistaken for [ MAISIE WILLIAMS ]. [ DO NOT ] contact the player if you are interested in applying.

Come bring Aileen her best friend or fill one of our many other wanted connections!

[sumskellington]

FMK the Gaston twins, the Dunbroch twins, the Hamada sisters

Wow, really going with the packaged deal approach here, huh? Well, @winterpumpkin, I hope you’re not too disappointed in my choices, since you’re stuck with them too.

The F word that I can’t say in case any of my daycare students are super technologically savvy and happen to stumble across my page: @gastonthejr and @gastonlegume3! Win’s already sort of been there done that, I need to catch up? Or something?

Marry: @mackennadunbroch and @ailsbroch please!

Kill very apologetically and in a non-messy, non-painful way: @hamadakimi and @totohamada.

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[toritriton]

Andy, Ava, Anja, Adelaide, Ajax, Aileen

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

I just did these six, and the only one I even talk to is @andreatriton. Send me better names next time!

[jimmydubs]

SMW: your siblings, your cousin, the la bouffs

Since I’ve finally given up on @eveningstardubois being the queen of Auradon and a future circus master... I guess her new superhero boy @bobotomago is good, too. 

Big bro needs someone who’s not too in her head. Lemme hook @liamdubcis up with @quincydavis or @ailsbroch or something.

@regdubois needs someone who’s out there even more than Liam does. Maybe @novafitzherbert or @dizzy-t or even @lenflorian.

@maddielabouff is my future wife, don’t @ me.

@dahlialabouff is gonna end up with @peacefulkwalia, I saw it in my kombucha one day.

And @lexi-la-bouff? Artie Pendragon or Daniel Darling. Go get ‘em, tigress. 

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[toritriton]

WIS your cousins and siblings with

@andreatriton and @emmettvardaros were hot at the Halloween Ball. I’d like to see more of that. 

@olivia-triton would be super cute with Gil Legume. A pirate and a mermaid, it’s kind of poetic, right? 

@littlejoanna would be presh with like, @courtneylinguini or someone.

@princetriton already found a good one with @pennylanewilde, although if that fell through he seems like he’d be fun with like, @marykatehood or @ailsbroch or something.

@melodyonland. Mel, Mel, Mel. What am I going to do with you? Is the answer ship you with a total hottie like @ajaxapostolos? Yes? How did you guess?

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT