#asumateo

[oaklynnoaken]

text 💬 matlynn

Oaklynn: Okay?

Oaklynn: Of course I'm okay! That scratch on my face was just a Zapchat filter, you don't need to worry about it.

[haverlyarendelle]

text 💬 havteo

Haverly: So, remind me never to join in on a prank again. I thought it'd be fun, but nooooo. Instead, I’ve been hiding under a random bed for the past 20 minutes, and now someone's REALLY getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So congratulations! You have been chosen to receive live sex updates.

[nadiadecordoba]

text 💬 matia

Nadia: i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 leiteo

Leilani: Have you ever saved something for sentimental reasons, but then by the time you find it again, you don't even remember what those reasons were?

Leilani: This isn't like me at all, I'm going to have to go journal digging!

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 hanteo

Hannah: Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ KEIYNAN LONSDALE ]? No, it’s just [ MATEO MATTIAS ], the descendant of [ LIEUTENANT DESTIN MATTIAS ] ! HE is [ 21/SENIOR ] and some say he tends to be [ TRYHARD ] but he is really [ POSITIVE ]. (ALLY, SHE/HER, 26, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations Ally!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[bobotomago]

Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.

This year, my baby sis deserves to kiss some totally smart, awesome dude who’s, you know, not one of her lifelong friends. Maybe @mateomattias or something?

[nadiaazar]

TEXT 😍 MATIA

Nadia: Okay, but like having a boyfriend for my birthday is soooooooo much better than NOT having a boyfriend for my birthday! And your birthday is like ALSO Thanksgiving, which is like, double reason you should totes give Chad another chance and get back together just in time for like, presents and celebrating!

[weseltonsdarcy]

TEXT ❄️ DARTEO

Darcy: Why don't they make deodorant that smells like real actual snowflakes yet?

[asuxsor]

I hear half the kingdom got drunk and confessed their crushes this holiday season

Oh goodie, I love cuffing season. What doomed couples are on the rise this year? So far I’ve heard that both my castoffs have found new girls who’ll boss them around and get bored with them, although the details are still fuzzy on the @bobotomago front. Did he seriously spend Thanksgiving in the bayou? Or was it Atlantica? Whatever, I don’t care. Moving on! I also heard @marykatehood finally brainwashed @noa-atua off the market... for now. Who else is there? What else is going on? 

[ailsbroch]

MATEO

Good thing we’re kind of related now, I won’t hurt @mateobjorgman‘s feelings by having to say no. 

anonymously tell me who you ship me with and i’ll tell you if i agree.

[oaklynnoaken]

text 💬 mattlynn

Oaklynn: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[harlowtriton]

TOP 5 PEOPLE YOU'D MOST LIKE TO SLEEP WITH?

Eugene Fitzherbert

Rapunzel Fitzherbert

Li Shang

Mulan

Kristoff Bjorgman, but I’d settle for his son.

[nadiadecordoba]

marry, cuddle, sleep with -- cooper, mateo, oakley

send me three names + a number…

Marry: @mateomattias! We’d have the best holiday season of any Christmas power couple ever. 

Cuddle: @oakleyoaken. Isn’t he like, 12? 

Sleep with: @cooper-ford? He’d probs look better out of his greasy car clothes anyway. 

[leilaniwaialiki]

adopt, be adopted by, marry -- sleepy jr, mateo, carlos

Send me three names + a number…

Adopt: @sleepyjr-schlafrig! He’s napping all the time, he would be such a low maintenance child to care for.

Be Adopted by: @carlos--devil, and then I’d immediately seek emancipation because the idea of living with dogs is terrifying!

Marry: @mateomattias.

[hannaharendelle]

TEXT ✉️✘ HANTEO

Hannah: WHY CAN YOU ONLY PLAY THE DINOSAUR GAME ON CHROME WHEN YOUR INTERNET'S BROKEN? UGHHHH