#asucooper

[asuxsor]

Rumor has it that Jess is looking to sabotage Bentley and Candi so that she can fight for Bentley's heart once he's available!

Really? We think the thirstiest girl in Auradon would fixate that hard on a taken guy? Laughable. I wouldn’t be shocked if someone tried to break up @icemasterbents and @prncsscndi, but I think it’s way more likely to be @cooper-ford or @sydneyandersen than @jessgibbs.

[lennoxcalhoun]

cooper, candi, dolce, myles, biance, bernie

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with: @prncsscndi is a GODDESS, and how’s that for not holding your parents grudges?

sacrifice myself for: @dolcedicaramello. If she’s gone, who’s going to feed everyone?

kick: @mylesmedusa; he doesn’t seem adventurous for the other violence. 

take to prom: @cooper-ford because he’d drive me there in the COOLEST CAR. 

abandon in jurassic park: @berniewijanto seems like he’d dig dinosaurs.

push off a bridge: @bianca-ellis seems like she’s dig bungee jumping.

[prncsscndi]

text 💬 caper

Candi: I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.

[caramellavonschweetz]

text 💬 caraper

Caramella: Oh my gosh, why do I do stupid things? Okay, so you know that game everyone was playing where they send you names of people they "ship" you with? Well, I kind of just apologized to someone for it and now I'm like panicky? Like maybe I shouldn't have done that and now they're going to judge me super harshly for making sure they didn't feel embarrassed? I feel embarrassed now... I should have just left it alone 😳

[hemimanawa]

adopt, be adopted by, marry -- candi, caramella, cooper

send me three names + a number…

Adopt: @cooper-ford? I don’t know, I wasn’t planning on being a daddy anytime soon!

Be Adopted By: @prncsscndi seems like she’d be a cool mom.

Marry: @caramellavonschweetz WHO WOULDN���T WANT TO MARRY HER?

[darlingvirginias]

marry, cuddle, sleep with -- lev, cooper, javier

Send me three names + a number…

First I’d like to make it abundantly clear that ‘sleep with’ is a euphemism for sex. I’m unsure why this game uses fuck in one instance and sleep with in another, when they mean the same thing in these contexts, but I’ve seen so many people shy away from the answer by screeching SLUMBER PARTY in all caps. I will not be shying away from it, although I will be answering it hypothetically, as I know that the rules intend for me to put a different human in each of the three categories rather than using the same person over and over again. However, I’ve only ever been particularly intrigued by one of these individuals, and if I were executing these actions in real life, I would have them in all three categories rather than wasting time deigning the other two with my company. Therefore, I am attempting to see them through the eyes of my peers, and understand which might fall into which category more accurately.

Marry: @levlumos. In case there was any question, he was the one individual I could see myself doing all three of these things with without having any qualms about it. I know others might think it’s rude to say that I’d marry someone else’s fiance, but isn’t it just as rude to act as though they’re not a decent marriage prospect when they are? Lev is smart, unapologetically himself, and traditionally handsome. He’s certainly an appealing choice, and I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate @kalasinambrosius on being the one who will, barring tragedy, end up marrying him in real life rather than just in hypothetical Tumblr games.

Cuddle: i’ve seen many people say they think that Cooper is in need of a hug because of his grumpy attitude, but I find that logic to be terrible flawed. Personally, if I didn’t want to be hugged, having someone insist they’re going to do it anyway would be supremely offputting. So I suppose this is less about seeing through others’ eyes after all, and more about me respecting @cooper-ford‘s boundaries by saying that I would, instead, cuddle @javierchvez.

Sleep With: @cooper-ford. He has a decent jawline and... other facial features? That other people supposedly find handsome? And he works on cars, which if the movie Grease is to be believed is very ‘sexy’ of him. Therefore, he can fall into the category that requires the most sex appeal and be the one who is hypothetically having sex here. 

[nadiadecordoba]

marry, cuddle, sleep with -- cooper, mateo, oakley

send me three names + a number…

Marry: @mateomattias! We’d have the best holiday season of any Christmas power couple ever. 

Cuddle: @oakleyoaken. Isn’t he like, 12? 

Sleep with: @cooper-ford? He’d probs look better out of his greasy car clothes anyway. 

[aspenfrederickson]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- Ripley, Romeo, Cooper

I’m so uncomfortable with all the violence in this game!!!

Fuck: @romeodubois? This feels like a betrayal somehow but... oh well?

Take a Bullet For: Maybe saving @ripley-triton helps undo some of the damage I’ve done to... someone, somewhere.

Murder: @cooper-ford. But I’d only actually kill him with kindness! He’s so cranky, he seems like he needs it.

send me three names + a number…

[addisonpendragon]

fuck, marry, kill -- Leander, Cooper, Keanu

Sleep with: @leanderambrosius.

Marry: @keanupelekai, he’s stuck with me for life anyway.

Kill: @cooper-ford.

send me three names + a number…

[hannaharendelle]

I ship you with Cooper! You're both kind of quiet so the two of you together makes sense, right?

If @cooper-ford and I are both quiet, then doesn’t that just mean weird awkward silence all the time?

I ship you with ______!

[kalasinambrosius]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- caramella, cooper, serena

send me three names + a number…

Gosh, um... I really have no interest in any of these people, wow. Does this make me a jerk? I might be a jerk! And to make myself jerkier, I guess if I had to choose I could at least steal from @caramellavonschweetz! It would at least be delicious jerkiness! 

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ GAVIN LEATHERWOOD ]? No, it’s just [ COOPER FORD ], the descendant of [ SHANK ]! [ HE ] is [ 21/SENIOR] and some say he tends to be [ ALOOF ] but he is really [ CREATIVE ]. (NARA, SHE/HER, 21, EST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations Nara!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[prncsscndi]

text 📲 caper

Candi: The things people say is downright confusing sometimes. I literally heard someone complaining that someone, and I quote, "couldn’t date someone who considered being a Pokémon Master a significant accomplishment in their life" in Crownbucks.

Candi: I mean, I like Pokemon as much as the next person, but come on. That guy seemed to be taking it a little far.

[caramellavonschweetz]

text 📲 caraper

Caramella: Have you eaten today? Like good food, not whatever you found in a vending machine and definitely covered in chocolate? Because I just made a bunch of food so there's plenty to share, and you know what? Nevermind. I’ll be there in five minutes.

[prncsscndi]

@cooper-ford​

private: greta’s okay but I’d much rather join laguna under the leaf thing. But I don’t know if she’s interested at all. She might be the hardest person to read and that’s me saying that.

private: laguna’s a babe, so i totally support that. but not being able to read her? hun, she’s like one of the most open people in the world! if you wanna know, just ask her. or ask her out. she’ll let you know if she is or isn’t.

[auradonstatehq]

Cooper Ford