#asuvitani

[harry--hook]

text 📲 hartani

Harry: I'm bored. Entertain me.

[malbfaery]

who are the top three most bangable people in auradon in your opinion?

Um...

@ben-desrosiers. Sure, he’s cute, I guess, but mostly I know he’s really respectful and sweet, so I’m sure he’d be, you know, gentle or whatever, and he’d never make fun of the fact that I haven’t done it before. He’d also never say anything embarrassing about it afterwards or anything like that, and those are ‘bangable’ qualities to me, or whatever.

@jaynassar. Because he’s my oldest friend, so he’s probably seen me do things way more embarrassing than this. And as he loves to remind everyone, he’s not ugly. Also, if he was annoying about it after, it would be a free pass to punch him in the face. So all of those qualities pass the bangable test, I guess.

@felixstabby? He wasn’t really tough enough to keep up with me back on the Isle but I’ve always thought he was more interesting than his sappier friends, and he obviously knows what he’s doing. That’s... good, I guess?

I didn’t choose any girls for the three and that seems like a mistake, so... @vitani-okoro and/or @audreysrose. I will not be answering questions about either of those choices at this time or ever between now and the day I die, bye! 

HONESTY HOUR !!

[bobotomago]

I ship you and Vitani! I think you'd have a lot to talk about on a date and also you're both cute!

@vitani-okoro is hella cool, thank you!! I’d be down to hang out and talk about literally whatever with her anytime.

I ship you with ______!

[beyondthesmee]

text 💬 samtani

Sammy: You know. I thought people over here were supposed to have manners. Some guy just ran into me while turning a corner and didn't even acknowledge it, just kept walking.

Sammy: I swear, every day I find something else to hate about this place 😒

[jaynassar]

@vitani-okoro​:

Okay then I change my mind. You’re not the best anymore, too bad.

Wow, you’re such a bad liar.

[n-atua]

text 🌞 notani

Noa: There is absolutely no reason for me to be awake right now AND YET I AM. I hate this, I don't want to be awake.

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 emtani

Emmett: I'm never going to the fucking beach again. I fell asleep and some dumbass kids BURIED ME while I was passed out.

[auradonstatehq]

Effective immediately, ​ @vitani-okoro‘s FC will be SAMANTHA LOGAN. PAULINA SINGER is now open !!

[izzyslade]

WIS: Yourself, tobias, desiree, jane k, rachel, freddie, jojo, vitani, ariana

Me: @gastonthejr, fucking duh.

@tobiasslade: He’s so far up @hookedonharriet‘s asshole there’s no way he could make it work with anyone else. 

@ririhiss: I don’t know, it seems like fun irony or something to have her end up with a Sherwood kid. Maybe @marykatehood or @jojohood, they’re the only ones I could see being a pirate.

@janekensingtons: I don’t care what happens to that weird looking bitch. She can end up with another weird looking bitch like @aimeeblake or something.

@racheladale: Ugh, human sunshine. I can’t even deal with how energetic she is, but @casperlockex seems to be able to deal with her and he’s one of the few AKs who I don’t hate, so... have at her, buddy.

@fredcilier: The Isle’s softest bitch, just who I wanted to talk about today. Can she just lick @anthonytremaines abs for the rest of time so she’s too busy to be running her mouth in other ways?

@jojohood: Ugh, I just talked about her. Fine, fuck her sister, she definitively gets @ririhiss.

@vitani-okoro: I’ve got no fucking clue what V’s looking for, maybe some guy to be a tourney power couple with? @jaynassar or @felixstabby, Isle kids only for someone as cool as her.

@ariliki: Uh... Why do you think I pay attention to these people? Just because I’m on teams with them? I don’t fuck with them and they don’t fuck with me! @ariliki‘s about as irrelevant to me as like... @dougdeppert, so there, match made in boring irrelevant heaven. 

i need entertainment

[kiontaji]

text 😭 kitani

Kion: My AF1'S 😭

Kion: [ 📎 worstdayofmylife.jpg ]

Kion: They've got.... MUD!

[fredcilier]

text 💬 fritani 🖕

Freddie: Nuh uh. I don't care what the rest of the tourney team says, we ain't playing Doja Cat as we run onto the field for games. That ain't the right intro vibe!

[kiarataji]

your friends, including your brother

@kiontaji‘s a little shit. 

Kovu needs to stop hiding from me; you can’t escape friendship!

@vitani-okoro‘s a badass.

@melodytritonx is the world’s most lovable nerd babe.

@therubyfitz is the softest, purest, bestest gal I know.

Tiifu and Zuri are ride or die and worth keeping around your whooooole life.

And that’s enough friends, right? Like, I have other ones, but those are the ones you wanted to know about?

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[racheladale]

WIS Freddie, Jojo, Vitani, Izzy, Ariana, and yourself!

Oh, my whole tourney team deserves to be super duper happy with people that make them smile and make their heart go boom boom boom, even brighter than the moon moon moon!

@fredcilier is someone my brother @marcoalandale talks to a lot and I just thought about how super duper neato it would be if she was my sister-in-law and could sing me spooky lullabies, so yay!

@jojohood is one of my favoritiest faves and if she likes @javierchvez then I totes like him for her, yay!

@vitani-okoro is so cool and kicks butt and pretty! Maybe she and @ariliki could be together, are teams allowed to date each other? It would be the prettiest tourney romance of all time!

@izzyslade and @gastonthejr are so funny and weird and awesome and great together! Yay!

And for me my favoritest, funnest person to spend time around is @casperlockex! 

i need entertainment

[zianyu]

FMK Melody, Vitani, Ruby

Fuck: @vitani-okoro.

Marry: @melodytritonx.

Kiss: @therubyfitz.

i need entertainment

[rilespan]

Nuka, Vitani, Kovu, Mad Maddy, Kalasin, Artie

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Artie? Artie seems nice and non-threatening!

sacrifice myself for: This is probably mean but I don’t know any of them well enough to die for them!

kick: Um... Most of them are runners and they could catch me and kick me back, no thanks!

take to prom: Nuka, Vitani, @kovukiwa, Mad Maddy, and @kalasinambrosius. Like, escort them there to have a nice time. Not with me -- maybe I’d be their limo driver or something.

abandon in jurassic park: Yikes!

push off a bridge: No!

[jimmydubs]

freddie, celia, claudine, nuka, vitani, kovu

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @faciliersfreddie‘s hot, sorry to anyone else in my family who might have wanted to get with her instead WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

sacrifice myself for: @cecefacilier. She’s my girl, whether she likes it or not.

kick: @claudine-frollo because WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME? 

take to prom: Vitani. I can dig an older lady.

abandon in jurassic park: @kovukiwa.

push off a bridge: Nuka.