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OKAY we all know and love the "wei wuxian is adopted by hualian" concept. i see this and i raise you: cangse sanren and mid-banishment xie lian were close good friends. cangse sanren dies right after xie lian ascends the third time, leaves xie lian a tiny a-ying, and xie lian goes about the current events of tgcf with a little (becoming less little very fast) baby boy strapped to his back, teaching him cultivation all the way. by some event wwx still ends up associated with the jiangs, either lianlian calling in a favor from jiang fengmian on behalf of cangse sanren or maybe the jiang siblings simply deciding they want another brother. and when the twin prides of yunmeng set off to gusu, mdzs continues like normal, except now lan qiren's adhd nightmare has two extremely protective dads who end up introducing 504 plans to the cultivation world. thank you goodnight!!!!1!!!1!
#that way yanli doesn't die#because xie lian goes to save wwx instead#and even if the sword landed he physically can't die#but he's also That Bitch#martially speaking#so he would have simply cleared the field#jin zixuan doesn't die either#well he might#because fafa#so basically everyone lives and is happy and wwx gets three dads and an angry auntie#tgcf#mdzs#tian guan ci fu#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#xie lian#hualian#i am ill
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massages forehead So Ambessa hid Mel away because she was a weapon in the literal sense, a mage. But Ambessa came to Piltover for Hextech? And Ambessa had nothing to say to Mel about her powers having visibly awakened? Even when Mel offered to go with Ambessa, giving her the ultimate opportunity to make Mel a weapon for real? And Ambessa made no attempt to find or retrieve Mel - not just her daughter and the remnants of the family Ambessa professes to love, but also her ultimate weapon - when she disappeared? And Ambessa trusted Singed and Viktor on their home turf - neither of them hiding how insane and self-serving they are with every reason to take over Ambessa's soldiers or just blatantly turn on her as soon as it benefits them - more than she trusted Mel? While Caitlyn (and by extension Piltover) was visibly and clearly falling away from Ambessa's teachings before Ambessa's eyes? (as if getting rid of certain people allows piltover to get rid of fascism but we won't get into All That)
Not only do I struggle to be hyped for Mel's powers beyond how amazing and beautiful she looks, but I can't help but feel like Mel is somehow less powerful in season 2 than she was in season 1, and not in an interesting way. As if Mel's ability to bend all of Piltover politics and economics to her will in season 1 now means nothing in season 2? You can argue that Jinx's attack led directly to Mel losing ground in Piltover - because I expected Mel to have to claw back that power without being able to rely on people who are too easily seduced by Ambessa and authoritarianism, and she would have to get creative to go toe to toe with her mother. I expected pushback to her mage identity that she would have to navigate. But instead this went either unwritten, or was ignored or discarded. Instead Mel is removed from the main plot, cutting her off from what made her the most interesting - only for all of Mel's very real talents, her very real powers and abilities, to be not only translated but REPLACED with magical powers she doesn't know how to control, and by the finale, those magic powers are the only powers that are considered real. Mel takes a backseat to Piltover's governing and decisions, a backseat to Jayce of all people who was not only new to politics mere months ago but made poor governing, strategic, and diplomatic decisions when he had that power. In season 1 Mel stayed off the "throne" but she did pull its strings one way or the other, and she makes no attempt at this in season 2
In my least generous suspicions, Mel was gentled and quieted to capitulate to an agenda for other characters who had to be correct and heroic - or wrong and villainous - no matter what the leadup narrative said, given her powers to help sell the game and set up future shows, and was effectively ejected from the Arcane story with faceless soldiers and a role she doesn't want because she was inconvenient there
#arcane#spoilers#arcane spoilers#arcane s2#arcane critical#mel medarda#mel arcane#ambessa medarda#this is not helped by having watched Shogun recently with Toranaga in all his horrible glory#Toranaga and Mariko are FRESH in my mind Riot do not PLAY with me#MARIKO WAS TORANAGA'S ULTIMATE HUMAN WEAPON AND SHE DID IT WITH NO SUPERNATURAL POWERS OR REAL MARTIAL PROWESS#SHE DID IT BY BEING GOOD AT BEING A NOBLE IN HER SPECIFIC CULTURE AND GARNERING TRUST AND SYMPATHY IN HER FRIENDS AND PEERS#IN SPITE OF BEING A CHILD OF A CURSED AND SHUNNED BLOODLINE#NOW DOESN'T THAT SOUND FAMILIAR#cough cough anyway I like Mel being a mage but I don't like how they did it and I don't like how separating Mel from Piltover wasn't MORE#sidenote i cannot better express my BAFFLEMENT that viktor and mel were in the same room and mel made no attempt to speak to him#when he was INTERESTED IN HER WHOLE DEAL. he literally REACHES OUT and mel did not use talk no jutsu#season 1 viktor was never in her influence bc 1) he was not just her employee but her SECONDARY employee socially and politically and#2) he's implied to be aware and resistant to her. but in season 2 her mage abilities make him VULNERABLE TO HER physically AND mentally#and she doesn't exploit that???? not even to protect jayce???? let alone piltover?????#also making ambessa less cunning less scary and more predictable than season 1 silco ought to be a criminal offense somewhere
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ig ooomfie said i should draw xuanli and i kinda went crazy abt them whoopsydoodle
#xuanli#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#TALL! CHUBBY! YANLI! AGENDA!#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#jiang yanli most beautiful on the planet the yunmeng bros were right abt this idc if they were speaking out of loyalty to their cool sister#they were CORRECT! and i will draw her as such!#anyway whos ready for me to ramble abt yanli in the tags bc i have a lot of thoughts abt her#specifically abt how in my heart of hearts she does have SOME level of cultivational YMJ/MSY training - i know for a fact madame yu isn't#gonna let her just fuck around all day! i just think eventually they realised it wasnt doing much and stopped making her#i do like the hc - or i guess theory bc ive seen some p good analyses for it :)- that the reason yanli doesnt really participate is bc she#has a disability or smth that prevents her from being able to do everyhting the other jiangs do#but i also think that shes fine with that she doesn't really wanna do all this anyway! her disability has aligned in her favour really!#i ALSO love when ppl take yanlis lack of martial/magical skill and make her good at the administrative and political stuff!#someone in this house has to be!#jc scowls his way through every meeting WWX's negotiation skills start and stop at flirting#fengmians a helpless lil yesman and mdame yu terrifies everyone in her path - someone has to be the politician of the house!#lets be real shes an eldest sister its absolutely gonna be her. eldest sisters know more about conflict resolution than hostage negotiators#i like when she gets to actually show this in canon like. shes polite all the time but shes FIRM when she needs to be and she will get what#shes aiming for TRUST AND BELIEVE!#anwyay in the order of yunmeng sibling heights its wwx -> JYL -> jc but theyre all a lil insanely tall and thats the real reason theyre all#high on the attractiveness rankings. every1s a lil bisexual for them#jzx whos 5'10 and telling everyone hes 6'0 when he meets jyl: h..............heh...h.ey.y.y...
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this is complete insanity on my part because i thought about PIDW!Shang Qinghua a little too much but
he and PIDW!Mu Qingfang were in love. to me.
they never actual got together before og!sqh died but there was mutual pining happening
trust, i spoke to airplane himself (<- guy being delusional about two double fictional characters (characters that are fictional within a factional setting))
#i don’t know WHY my brain decided this#but listen. listen to me.#shang qinghua always coming back from his trips off mountain with injuries#and mu qingfang being concerned about him#but he always brushes it off#‘i was never gifted in martial skill shidi you know that’#or saying he fell or got bruised on some boxes or something#and no one knows about the (mobei-jun inflicted) injuries except for mqf#bc sqh asks him to not worry their martial siblings (but really he just doesn’t want lqg or sqq to be more suspicious of him)#an og shang qinghua who DID care about some of his martial siblings#but not more than he cared about himself#not enough to save them#not enough to not betray them for a man who would eventually kill him#i love og!sqh#partially because we know nothing about him#so i can play with him like a barbie doll#sneaky little hidden snake my beloved#shang qinghua#original shang qinghua#og shang qinghua#pidw#pidw shang qinghua#proud immortal demon way#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#svsss#mxtx svsss#id speaks
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#star's shinies#mostly just messing with light no further commentary#I thought I did but I couldn't find the panel I wanted to reference#I may have misremembered it or had a different translation sooo#yeah no random meta today#Actually#why does viper consider Oroborous to be their strongest illusion when mirage R is so overpowered#idk maybe I missed something but I think it more speaks to their perception of power and control#they have that whole illusions vs martial arts thing going on with fon but the illusions they claim are their most powerful... are the ones#that are real? not the ones that affect the mind so strongly#I think part of that is that they have clearly had to prove themselves a lot *to* people who don't value that power#which has led to that duality of the pride and arrogance they present with their seemingly low actual opinion of themself and their talents#also#fon and mammon have many neat parallels I think#they may have been designed to be similar in that way even? opposing colours (light vs dark) but still that flowy shape language#but primarily in their flames#disintegration and construction exist in opposition to each other while also relying on the same? axis? maybe? idk#+ you get that kind of personality conflict where the one with the destructive powers is calm and controlled while the one with the creativ#powers is unstable and almost fragile#which in some ways makes their powers uniquely dangerous in their hands specifically- there are many destructive and angry storm users#in khr but that power in the hands of someone who will think before using it is much more worrying#and unstable mist users are shown again and again to be especially dangerous because someone who can bend reality losing their grip on#reality is a recipe for disaster#and to think I said I had no meta today#khr#katekyo hitman reborn#viper khr#mammon khr#fon khr#not in the art but I rambled about him in the tags enough that I think I need to tag him
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I got some fancy pants
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so. since Heart has a long range weapon (gun), and Soul has a spear/melee weapon (trident)
that would imply that Mind is a close range fighter.
and since he is never stated to have any sort of weapon of his own, i have come to the conclusion
Mind is a scrapper.
take this however you will
#heart better be ready to catch those mechanical hands#he will show you what he learned in his moon-jitsu class#cccc mind#speaking in spirals#chonny jash#chonnys charming chaos compendium#me: man i hate doing martial arts character: *possibly could know martial arts* me: :^! -> >:3!
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100000 likes!
#😭😭😭 i need to be court martialed#aw it was nice coming back to this tho HIII GUYS HIHI#saints speaks 🐇#let’s keep ruining this fandom even worse. or something
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Do you think Peter learned how to breakdance when he got his powers just to add flare to his movement?
i think peter parker had been trying and failing to breakdance long before the spider-bite, and is just happy to discover he finally has the upper body strength to actually pull it off now
#sci speaks#i don't think peter ever learns the genuine technique for anything. he freestyles.#he's an academic nerd. he is bad at sport and always will be. even if he's physically athletic he just doesn't learn the technique.#he'll always be bad at it. he doesn't get the rules#same as breakdancing he just freestyles. he will never know how to dance. and he'll never be able to floss either. he just can't.#wade can.#i also think peter could never master martial arts or anything because of that. he just relies on instinct.#i know he learns martial arts in the comics shuuut up i know i know he does but it's only because he loses his spider-sense.#i don't think he'd devote the time to learning a sport or dance or martial art.#i think he just doesn't see the benefit. he wings it. all the time.#“like yeah okay i could devote all the time to learning that. but i could also just. punch it.”#he's so funny he's so funny.#i love my apathetic loser guy who has SUPER STRENGTH but is also too lazy for sport.#he could become an olympic athlete. but he just doesn't wanna.#he could become a world-famous breakdancer. but he doesn't wanna.#he does all of those things but with no discipline whatsoever.#no discipline. that is why wade kind of hates him.#he picks up new skills so effortlessly but he has nOOO DISCIPLINE. he doesn't care about technique or rules.#but he pulls it off anyway. wade is fuming.
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pasta character sheets pt 2/6 - sally and nina [the killer]!
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#icarus speaks#icarus draws#creepyposting#nina is so special 2 me#she also knows like at least 2 forms of martial arts#she likes picking up new hobbies and can get really good really fast#CONSTANTLY zooming from one thing to another#blood tw
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You know what I think is interesting? As a decently buff woman, the attitude of men towards me in a gym vs in a martial arts academy is VERY different.
Usually men in a gym will look at me That Way™ when I walk into the weight section and do 2 hours of upper body weight training. A lot are judgemental af, trying to dissect my form even tho I've gone through several personal trainers and my form is usually better than theirs. Just overall bad energy.
The men in my martial arts academy?
Something else entirely.
The guys from muay thai and bjj, especially the ones from wrestling, are always hyping me up and encouraging me. Of course there's some exceptions, but most of these dudes have already been humbled by enough women that they're eons less judgemental.
They respect me enough to not go easy on me but they don't try to genuinely injure me (bad sportsmanship no matter the gender). If something about my form in a technique is off, they will give me constructive criticism instead of being demeaning or just staying silent about it to try to guarantee a win.
A guy last week was like "you really be brawling, you picked me up and rolled my on the ground like an alligator", and another dude today was like "you're getting so strong so fast it's ridiculous." AND I'M LIKE THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD ENERGY, WORKING OUT IS 80% OF MY PERSONALITY SO IM HOPING TO BE GOOD IN AT LEAST THAT😭😭😭💕💕
#sometimes a gal just needs her hype men#bjj#jiu jitsu#jiujitsu#wrestling#muay thai#bjjgirls#martial arts#gym rat#gymlife#gym culture#gym#buff girls#L speaks
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I'm having a karate trial class today! Wish me luck!
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Everyday i wish action movies were good.
#I KNOW THERE ARE GOOD ONES OUT THERE. I KNOW. IM JUST. SAYING GENERALLY SPEAKING#They're all nationalistic and . Bad usually.#IT PISSES ME AWF ohhhhrgh.#I need to watch more martial arts movies I thiunk. Bleh
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In case anybody is interested in swordfighting shenanigans go check out my YouTube channel
#warden speaks#hema#longsword#rapier#fencing#martial arts#art refs#zweihander#greatsword#dark souls#for honor#for honor game
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I respect the noble task of defending your fave but what Caitlin did is Supposed to be Bad . How quickly she fell to fascism when facing a Slight amount of trouble that any regular kid in Zaun would and how quickly her support and compassion completely dissolved and she felt "justified" in it Is a commentary I fear alot of you are stupid
#are we forgetting. Vi lost Both of her parents to enforcers ...#i can't speak anymore or the haters will cancel me but listen#that is Bad what she did the show is framing jt as Bad .#she is Not justified in martial law because her mom died !!!!!
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Yeah yeah jedi Maul au we've all seen him. But what about senator Maul au. Representing Dathomir, a neutral world like Mandalore that is still somewhat hostile to outsiders. Wearing fancy clothes that show a bit too much skin for the cold climate of Coruscant. Falling in hate at first sight with Padmé, the only other senator who brings a gun to the senate floor "just in case". The two of them having a weird rivalry because Maul doesn't trust the Jedi and is neutral in a lot of subjects that Padmé is a vocal defender of.
#hm i should make an original post tag#maul#darth maul#padmé#<- she gets tagged too because she is very in my thoughts as i imagine this#sorry i watched the phantom menace bonus dvd and all the making of stuff made me Think#i want to put maul in fancy clothes and situations#he still votes with padmé in a lot of stuff btw. he just refuses to defend it out loud#because first of all he has his pride#second of all he's not here to speak for himself like all those selfish old men he's here on behalf of the tribes of dathomir#dathomir would probably have a lot more senators than the average world i think. since the tribes are not all unified#so maul would be like. the talzin clan and/or nightbrothers' senator. possibly the only male in the dathomir delegation#and more connected to the dathomir magics and martial arts than to sith philosophy#he'd probably hate both sith and jedi also. they're both freaks who worry too much about light and dark#also. this is half very similar to thoughts i have about an (unrelated) oc i have so i dont want to put this on the main post but also.#he'd probably have a lot of 'fans' who love him for his voice and looks instead of his politics#and i Knoww padmé has fans too. because she is a fashion icon. and very charismatic#so can you imagine. the hot politician fandom drama.#sorry i love creating stupid imaginary internet drama#this and my obimaul begrudging tumblr mutuals who hate each other au. i love creating virtual Situations#senator maul au
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