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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory
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i dont have a personality disorder my personality is completely ordered. and this is the order i like it in.
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you're cute and it's tuesday
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told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question

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this just in: tumblr in shambles as toby “guy who worked on homestuck” fox works on homestuck
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admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals
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Moodboard for when you look in a character tag
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the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks
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Not a fan of this one 👎 Its alright
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