#march Hungry

[geocitie]

um. burger time

[luna-the-cretar]

Loa characters as unhinged shit my family and I have said (part 1 probably. We say a lot of unhinged shit.)

Frost, to the goblinoids: both of your IQs combined are the equivalent to a fishes memory span, which is about 8 seconds

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Shepherd: aren’t cats descended from dinosaurs?

*silence*

Clayton: I think you’re thinking of chickens

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Gideon: I broke my sock with my cock

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Briggsy, about Lethica: she’s experiencing all 7 stages of grief

Marius: there’s only 5?

Briggsy: you made her invent 2 more!

(Yes, this quote was spurned by the previous one. My 16yo brother is…something else)

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Kremy: Look, I did it yesterday, and it didn’t taste terrible, it just tasted kinda bad

(This was said by my 8yo sister. No, I do not remember the context nor did I type it in my Google doc. Now I wish I did.)

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Gricko, to Kremy: you don’t kiss by doing *makes vacuum noises*. You’re not a Hoover Vacuum! You’re not a Dyson Ballsucker!

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Marius: does that say “feel my thighs”?

Lethica: I wish it did

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Gricko: he’s speaking British

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Gricko: do not drink the Milfk (milf milk)

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The Krew: “you gave birth to a black hole, a vacuum, and a squeaker toy” “and waluigi”

(I just. Really wanted to include this quote.)

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Skrimm: They cooked my hash-brown to hell. There is no hash, it’s just brown!

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Skrimm: I can whip the snake

Queenie: okay, but can you watch it nae nae?

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Barnabos: please don’t pepper my meat

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Torbek: *incoherent sobbing and vague gesturing to food and clothes*

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Barnabos: I had never before, and have never since, had to clean penis smudges off of the glass

[soulmvtes]

ethel cain being tiktokified is my villain origin story

[harrowedsoup]

I still wish we’d gotten Harrow react to the eighth being middle school bully’s to Gideon when they kicked her out of the lunchroom.

Like I know they weren’t getting along great at that point but you just KNOW Harrow would have started a fucking war about it. She’d have such a good mixture of being pissed about the diss about the Ninth House and the disrespect to Gideon (because she’s first cavalier and totally not for any other reason) that I think she’d just straight up kill him.

[fumifooms]

Marchil March retrospective

As of today the Marchil March week was officially over! ���🎉👏 A lot of good work and content accomplished this week, patting ourselves on the back is in due order. Thank you so much to everyone who participated!! The turnout was so much more than anticipated and made a big difference for marchil nation.

All in all, the statistics for the amount of works made for the event and publicized is as such:

Total participants: 11 Total works: 37 Fanfics: 17 Fanarts: 20

You can browse them all on the sideblog @feedmarchil!

That’s more than one marchil piece a day for a full month! We almost doubled the amount of fics we had! I can truly say it was a successful event, despite some bumps, and I for one am sated. Couldn’t be prouder of the community! Marchil is in good hands!!

But March isn’t quite over yet… As long as we’re still not April, feel free to make some late entries if you want to and find the time! I’ll make an extra set of stats for late works if anyone makes any. I do hope to take advantage of this and write a fic myself hehe, crossing my fingers. There isn’t enough time in a life to marchil enough~

[dewitty1]

Eric Carmen Dead: 'Hungry Eyes' & 'All by Myself' Singer/Writer Was 74

Eric Carmen, the hitmaker behind ’70s and ’80s smashes like “All By Myself” and “Hungry Eyes,” has died at age 74, his wife Amy confirms.

“It is with tremendous sadness that we share the heartbreaking news of the passing of Eric Carmen,” a message posted to his website, Facebook and X account reads. “It brought him great joy to know, that for decades, his music touched so many and will be his lasting legacy. ‘Love Is All That Matters…Faithful and Forever,'” the message concludes, signed by Amy Carmen, his wife of eight years.

[transmechanicus]

Woke up from my little power outage nap and couldn’t even manage to eat a full box of macked cheese, grad school will fuck you up for life kids, do it at your own risk.

[mymarifae]

fantastic news. the POV gameplay mechanic introduced in penacony has stuck around

and march 7th POV is fun

[mudstoneabyss]

I don't remember if we ever posted these

[chaoparty]

world tree marche bean sprout recipes 🌱✨🍴

[aberooski]

Guys... I've run out of fics to read.... help...

[kameyyy]

How I looked at my dad while I was sitting at the table to eat dinner, drinking my 2nd cup of milk waiting for my sandwich toast at 10:30pm and he asks me when I have to wake up tomorrow for school (at 6am) and he just silently turns around and walks away

[doomspiral]

I finished painting... motherfuckers...

[asterisque]

"I love the Express' crew! Pom-Pom, Miss Himeko, old m- Mister Yang! Caestellus and..." Reads a half smudged name on a piece of paper.

"... Dan Egg."

[momentokori]

I wanna EAT but I CAN'T

[faejilly]

I find it interesting that tumblr is so aggressively celebrating The Ides of March (which I am completely here for!) that no one has put any pie on my dashboard for Pi Day