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she is so pretty and for what
Worker from Pokémon Sword and Shield
#pokemon getting creative and having the HOTTEST WOMEN EVER#The worker#Nessa#Melony#Geeta#Professor Sada#Nurse Miriam#Raifort#Dendra#Katy#Ryme and Tyme#Mela#Eri (though her makeup is a bit jarring)#RIKA#and the men#many of which are attractive#but not for me of course because I'm sapphic as hell
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(concept 1)
(refined design)
more totk rewritten/botw 2 concept wips
im removing the mayoi (frogs in caves) bc i dont like how satori and its aesthetic was turned from something mysterious and otherwordly to yet another collectable-
so im turnign the frog idea into a single thing living in the underground as a counterpart to satori itself- perhaps it resides in a giant tree growing from the ceiling bc i ASLO didnt like how there was that at first cool looking underground tree with all the rumis (rabbit things) but then it was quite literally nothing (again)
this idea is pretty new so i am still working on the details, im all ears for suggestions :P
#ganondoodles#zelda#art#wip#ganondoodles rewrites totk#botw 2#the first one is a bit off in proportion#im doing another painting with the better ones too#it doesnt talk#bc making something talk immedaitely makes it less mysterious imo#maybe its like underground krogs#and you gotta rescue its spawns#which are smaller frogs more akin to the ones in the game#but its not that many- im reduscing the number of every collectable but make it all more elborate#so less krogs on the surface too- with most of them actually being outside their forest BECAUSE it is poisoned#and some establishing mini forest- in the form of pink blossom trees like the deku tree#like in ww in a way#OMG ... the cool armor set with the satori face and all but its an actual mask and also it attracts rumis that run with you!!!#.. im having too many ideas again
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Gorgeous new behind the scenes pictures of Michael in Bright Young Things. His makeup here is everything...
#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#miles maitland#bright young things#emily mortimer#behind the scenes#god he is gorgeous here#far too much attractiveness in one person#genderfuck!Michael Sheen is the best Michael Sheen#sometimes i think about the fact that Michael has played so many queer roles#and how they all represent different parts of him#Aziraphale is a more mature realized version of Miles#which i think parallels with Michael's own journey to self awareness#i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now#love this so much#let people be who they are#amazing#<3
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"Lucifer fell first, Alastor fell harder." I fully commit to the theory that RadioApple took off officially the moment Alastor saw Lucifer's full demon form.
From: (⊙‿⊙)
To: (◉‿◉)
And not for the reason anyone might think looking at him.
Angel: Damn, power really that attractive to him?
Husk: In that Alastor has never wanted to eat someone more than he does right now? Yes.
Lucifer went from snack-size to full-course meal, and well, the way to Alastor's heart is through his stomach. The other feelings got sorted out later. XD
I am 100% on board with Alastor being attracted to power. Like, yeah, Lucifer's cute. Once you get past all the annoying bits, he's not TOO bad to be around. His apple still isn't as cool as a microphone, but it's okay. At least he's an appreciator of canes.
And then DEMON MODE and Alastor just
I actually haven't really gotten into the headcanon/fandom trope of Alastor wanting to eat and/or drink Lucifer's blood. But as an ace with the closest thing they've ever felt to attraction being full body armor/outfits (think the Mandalorian, the Black Panther suit (both T'Challa's and Shuri's), Death from Good Omen, etc...<- I'm not even making that up, if there's anything I've felt that I'd classify as attractive, it's people covered head-to-toe with not a piece of their body showing, usually with a modulated voice), this is me projecting onto Alastor, but in the form of ultimate demon power.
Alastor: I would never have sex with Lucifer.
Lucifer: *goes demon mode*
Alastor:
#but what can i do#i am but a humble ace projecting onto another not-so-humble ace#but i am obsessed with Alastor being attracted to power#I want to say thats why he's not attracted to Vox but thats SO MEAN and Vox already takes so many L's I can't do that to him#but yes yes#i need Alastor to see Lucifer's demon mode#he missed out on it which is a fucking travesty#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#lucifer morningstar#appleradio#lucifer magne#asks#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#hazbin lucifer#radioapple#anon#anonymous
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(Based on this)
Luke: Look Professor, that gunman ghost is enormous!
Layton: Wrong again Luke.
Luke: What do you mean professor?
Layton: As I suspected, what appears to be a ghost gunman is actually a hologram projected from an orbital satellite.
Luke: ...Huh?
Layton: The dozens of people we've met claiming to have been shot by the ghost are actually paid actors.
Luke: But WE got shot by the ghost too!
Layton: Only because our tea was laced with powerful hallucinogens, in concert with hypnotic suggestion.
Etc etc then it turns out Descole was Gunman Joe the whole time.
#You laugh now but just watch#the gunman will in fact be a hologram projected onto clouds of steam#which will also be laced with hallucinogenic gas#the earthquakes are just the machines used to create the steam being really creaky à la CV's tower#I don't actually think it's Descole though because I don't think we'll be getting many (if any) old characters coming back#since they'll want to attract new players and won't want to confuse them with the whole Layton/Descole are brothers etc etc etc#I mean they brought back Don Paulo for the anime so there's precedent#but he's never really the main villain so it's easier to toss him in and get him to leave before we need to hear any history#professor layton#professor layton and the new world of steam
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Remember when Hua Cheng pretended he was unconscious on that island to see what Xie Lian would do..
I LOVE this scene with all my heart!
Xie Lian: damn, what this FINE BODY do xD
cause this was his ONLY conclusion?? so VALID. better make sure to pet everywhere for water injuries ~
"beyond stunning"...yeah..so true.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF HE XUAN'S FISHES?
"Silent prayer",,,, oh I know what he was prayin for ~ it's for something else not to awaken in him.
Hua Cheng for sure didn't wanna ruin the moment but even HE couldn't keep his eyes closed anymore. It was so sudden and perfect.
I love imagining them just... staring at each other like that. Unable to process what just happened.
Cause Hua Cheng must've expected ANYTHING but that. But there's something the All Knowing Ghost King doesn't know.
It's that the one he Simps for SIMPS BACK hard. And he's just as dangerous to his own poor heart.
they are simp4simp your honor!
+THEY ARE SUCH A MESS I ADORE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART.
XIE LIAN can't find an excuse for it, HUA CHENG can barely hold it together. Why don't you both calm down~ and make out properly~.
Sure they kiss a lot later on but, this... this is just so sudden and Xie Lian's own initiative so early on, that he can't even fathom what just happened. He's also trying (and succeeding in the next pages) to give Xie Lian an easy way out and explain himself. Although Hua Cheng much rather wished he faked being asleep for a while longer cause who can blame him.
#there's many moments in which Xie Lian's brain just goes: SAN LANG GORGEOUS PRETTY BEAUTIFUL AAAAAAA#and i love it#every second of it#he's hyper aware by how attractive he thinks HC is#go off babygirl !#Hua Cheng loves it too#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#天官赐福#花城#花怜#谢怜
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LOVE IN THE AIR ⋮ SPECIAL EPISODE. are we good now?
#asiandramanet#asianlgbtqdramas#asianlgbtqdrama#love in the air#prapaisky#prapai x sky#fortpeat#lita#mygifs#communication is so attractive in a relationship i love that for them <3#i wonder how many people already muted me tonight fdbhsfbsdf#ive been sleeping for most of the day so im not sleepy now which means i have too much time to gif im sorry#but also not bc i love them the most
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woe/rejoice. agori (and by extension glatorian) hcs be upon you
Agori exhibit subtle sexual dimorphism differently depending on which tribe they belong to (i.e. lebori males have brighter plumage, fezeri females are larger), while their bone structures are essentially identical. Gaquri are the only tribe able to naturally alter their bodies' production of their estrogen and testosterone equivalents. Actively transitioning and/or intersex individuals of any tribe can present dimorphic traits of one sex, traits of both sexes, muddled traits, or none at all
Their breasts are placed in the pelvic area, like horses, and the nips are the only visible part. To prevent chafing, lower garments have soft reinforcements at hip-height
They have short, nubby tails which have survived across their evolution despite having lost their original size and purpose. their movement is very limited and usually unconscious; since they remain the same length during all stages of life, they appear to "shrink" the more a person grows. children use them to better balance themselves when learning to walk
With the exception of Basari's and Fezeri's, Agori ears are very flexible despite their small size and can lean in almost all directions. Their shape varies across tribes
Their senses aside from touch are generally keener than humans'
Agori clothing tends to prefer function to form and does not have significant differences between masculine and feminine styles, although it wasn't always the case before the Shattering
Together with hugs, kisses and handshakes, each tribe has a unique display of affection or greeting pertaining to the head and/or face: Lebori preen each other, Gaquri rub cheeks together, Koniri gently nip ears, Fezeri butt the top of their heads, Basari scratch each other's nape, Potori shove temples against one another and Tapyri press the other's hand to their forehead. The gesture's intensity is usually toned down when done to someone of a different tribe to avoid discomfort or pain
If an object is in an enclosed space like a house, a vehicle or a box, Agori will point to it with their chins instead of their fingers
Vorox and Zesk still communicate in an extremely simplified version of a strict Basari dialect, although the phonetics had to be heavily changed to adapt to the shape of their mutated mouths. Malum has learned it and is currently the only fully sapient being somewhat fluent in Bara Magna Basari
Other tribes tend not to know Tapyri have hair
Koniri fur keeps warm, but becomes stiff in great quantities; Lebori down feathers are very soft, but struggle to retain heat on their own; Potori wool offers great insulation in most climates, but risks growing mold easily when humidity increases
After they (almost) went extinct, the sturdy carapaces of dead Bara Magna Fezeri were pillaged to make very durable high quality armor. because of this there are no intact pieces or Fezeri remains left, and the few plates that have survived since, no matter how worn or outright broken, are either made into family heirlooms or sold at exhorbitant prices. Sahmad has a large number of them (almost all buried) as he made a habit of targetting and capturing anybody who wore them specifically
Tapyri are unique when it comes to cleaning since their protective mucus naturally catches dirt and other particles for easy removal, meaning they only need to scrub or peel it off. Gaquri, Koniri and Potori take water baths while Basari, Fezeri and Lebori take dust or sand baths
Agori children are addressed with the pronouns ti/tir until they choose their own. its highly unusual for someone to use ti/tir for tir whole life, and the set is often used as a playful jab when a person exhibits childish behavior
Pregnancy is a very taxing endeavour: the process takes around a year and a half, but the parent's body will additionally need two or three years to recover from the strain of the experience as a whole, during which it will be physically unable to produce the necessary material to make another child. sudden spikes in stress or a constant stream of it during pregnancy is almost sure to produce a stillborn, and its very easy for older individuals to simply not have the energy to make it through childbirth once the time comes. this used to not be a problem, since Agori are very long lived and the whole planet was full of them, but the Core War drastically reduced their numbers and the hazardous conditions produced by the Shattering all over the planet made for a very dangerous environment to attempt having a child in, so births became extremely rare in the 100 thousand years before Mata Nui's return. the so called "children of Bara Magna" (which include Gresh and Berix) are few and far between, commonly having significant age gaps from one to the other
A wide number of male MU beings is perceived as feminine or adjacent by Agori, partly due to sexual dimorphism not being A Thing for most species, partly due to voice and countenance: Tahu, for example, is considered to be very lady-like. in his specific case this perception might however be also affected by the fact that he was modeled after Ackar, who used to be much more overtly femme in his youth* (check tags)
this is what ive got so far. peace and love on spherus magna.
#bionicle#spherus magna#bara magna#agori#glatorian#random talks#(banging fists on the desk) its MY worldbuilding hc and i get to make EVERYONE FLAT CHESTED#a whole planet of sapient organic mammalian beings and the vortixx are STILL the only species with boobs. as it should be#a few of these traits are based on animals i.e. gaquri changing hormones is based on some fish being able to change sexes#ah yes. the Femme Bionicles. the angry fire poster boy and some old ass rugged desert warrior who just wants to retire#*by ackar being femme i dont mean 'he used to dress femininely' or 'he used to present femininely in ways humans might do'#i mean 'he exhibits very toned down male dimorphic traits for attracting mates bc hes ace and sure as plude not gonna want to attract Shit'#which resulted in his appearance being noticeably closer to that of female tapyri than that of other male tapyri#those traits end up becoming fainter with age anyways so now that hes older the difference is not as obvious#also bc its funny tarix still produces estrogen despite being a trans man just so he can give it to his trans wife vastus. homegrown hrt#vastus voice there are many benefits to being married to a fish#i probably forgot things. pester me about stuff you want to know or want elaborations on ig
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Straight men really will treat every kindness towards a woman they find attractive as transactional. My local vape guy asked me out after weeks of us having fun chats whenever I showed up and after I (GENTLY) turned him down I found out that he'd apparently been giving me a discount (which he stopped after my rejection). Bro I didn't even know you were taking off $5 in hopes of getting laid 😭 I just thought that store was cheaper...
#it's WILD. but I've discussed my issues w straight men. we simply cannot be friends#which SUCKS bc i strongly disagree w the idea that men and women can't be friends bc of possible romantic/sexual attraction#esp as a lesbian who manages to be friends with many hot dykes!#but i have been burned too many times. straight men start pulling ur weight wrt platonic relationships#tcp
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I think on this fine Saturday afternoon it's a good opportunity to take a breather and remember that there are really no ethical paparazzi pictures. Every single one is inherently exploitative.
Just because photos were taken on a movie set, when someone is 'working,' does not make the practice any less invasive and creepy. Imagine just going about your day, doing your job and having some weirdo snapping pictures of you to sell without your consent for others to endlessly repost online.
There are thousands of pictures of your favourite actor online already. Plenty taken with his knowledge and consent. I'd really like to see more of them on my dash, rather than the creeper shots.
And don't get me started how disseminating these pictures directly leads to people going to said sets. What starts off as admiring how good someone looks has real world implications.
No, hanging around a movie set and disrupting people doing their jobs is not harmless fun or a way to show your appreciation.
If you hang around a movie set, you are a stalker.
Don't tell me that it's okay to take your online admiration for someone offline. You may admire him but he does not, and will never, personally know you. He will never be your friend/boyfriend/daddy. He is a stranger.
The only way meeting your favourite actor is going to happen is at a convention or maaaaaybe a movie premiere if you're incredibly fortunate. You know, places they appear specifically to meet fans (or not in the case of premieres, where the purpose is to promote a movie. Which is also completely understandable if actors don't stop. You are not owed an interaction).
Of course, you cannot help it if you randomly run into someone you admire in the wild. Even then, consider that they probably won't be all too thrilled to be approached in public by a complete stranger. It's up to you to gauge the situation, but remember there is a person at the heart of all of this.
Boundaries and respect are a kindness which deserves to be extended to each and every human being regardless of their looks/talent/fame/wealth.
Fandoms blur those lines a little too often for my liking and I think just scrutinising what you're interacting with, or what behaviour you could be possibly falling down that slippery slope towards is nice to do every once in a while.
I mean no malice with this post and it is not directed at anyone in particular. It's something I cannot help but feel strongly about because I've seen this destructive cycle time and again in fandoms over the years. It's not healthy and it makes us all a little bit more disconnected from our humanity for it...
#not naming names but....... screw it#pedro pascal#pedro pascal fandom#accepting you will never interact with or meet this man will set you free from misery and jealousy i promise#he's great! if you think he's great watch another movie! write about a character! edit some photos of him! make gifs!#there are many MANY ways to engage with his work which don't include reposting creepy invasive photos taken without his consent#it's bs that this is just 'part of the job' because WHY... why should it be any different than any other job??#i know we always venerate talent and put people on pedestals.... that's a tale as old as time#but seeing him blow up last year was wild to witness and some of the behaviour from newer fans is very disheartening to see#he's just a human who poops and farts and is a dick sometimes like the rest of us. let's not treat him like a god thanks#spud rants#a lot LOL#i've bottled this up for a bit because the way this developed in real time to people actually going to the set is. what#and don't 'if pedro was in your city' because NO??? i wouldn't STALK SOMEONE? there's 0 justification for it#i have far better things to do than stalk people#i may be an autistic flop but i'm not a CREEPY STALKER autistic flop thanks x#anyway like i said this is truly not @ anyone in particular and i don't think you are a terrible person if you interacted with the photos#but please just remember there is a person at the heart of all this#a very talented and attractive person yes... but a person all the same#i would truly hate to be famous it gives me so much anxiety just the thought of the constant scrutiny#good thing i never will be LOL#fandom wank#discourse
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i feel like cats can tell i'm one of them like. CONSISTANTLY if given the choice so snuggle with me or any of my friends/family who are nearby by. they ALWAYS choose me. they can tell lmao. we are brethren :3
#catkin#felinekin#otherkin#therian#alterhuman#nonhuman#actually i just remembered#there is ONE exception#the only time cats choose to sit with someone else is if my ghostkin friend is there#which is kinda fair bcuz my ghostkin friend is like legit a fucking cat whisperer LMAO#they haven't noticed that they attract so many cats tho somehow xd
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Okay I just need to say that I knew I'd like this Tailstube as soon as I saw the thumbnail (after all, I am a Sonadails enjoyer, and Tails is literally in the middle of them in the thumbnail)
But I think probably something that stood out the most to me when I watched it was just
The hints that Shadow and Tails have a relationship outside of Sonic??
The first thing that tipped me off to this was that not only did Tails convince Shadow to join in on his show, he also convinced him to stick around to its natural end?? You know, Shadow. The guy you can't force to do anything and frequently will just dip if he's bored or doesn't want to be there. But even while Sonic was annoying him and he made it clear he wanted the "interview" over with, he still never made a move to chaos control out of there because of any of this.
And the second thing that tipped me off was this:
When Shadow is both confused and annoyed at Sonic, he chooses to complain to Tails about Sonic. And so Tails steps in to try to "explain" what Sonic meant by what he said (i.e he told Shadow something much nicer in the interest of getting them to be on better terms). The fact that he looks to Tails to complain to about Tails' own best friend and possibly even to explain that which he does not understand in a social context tells me just how highly he regards Tails. And since both Shadow and Sonic are being childish here, it's amusing to see Tails regarded as something closer to a trusted figure with more power here.
From an objective analysis standpoint, of course this means they have their own friendship. And this is a prospect I enjoy (The idea that Tails and Shadow are good friends)! It actually means a lot to me that Tails could form a frienship or bond with Shadow outside of the context of Sonic (in terms of who initiates it and for what reason it's initiated).
But, my friends, from a biased standpoint, I'm shipping trash. And to me this Tailstube was a fun show for Sonadails fans. Honestly, Tails staging this episode to get Sonic and Shadow to talk and "bury the hatchet", as well as how he acts during the show, read a lot to me personally like a guy trying to get his two boyfriends (who happen to be rivals) to get on better terms, if not just tolerate each other. I quite like the idea of Tails dating both of these idiots and just trying to get them to play nice when they're all together (although frankly I think the ideal scenario for Tails in my biased reading is that Sonic and Shadow get together as well).
This is also not to mention the dynamics showcased here! Sonic and Tails as best friends, with Sonic assuming that he and Tails were gonna talk shit about Shadow behind his back, and Tails trying to get him to play nicer. Shadow and Tails as friends, with Tails trying to convince him why he and Sonic are in the perfect position to become friends and helping him out socially, and with Shadow choosing to do something he doesn't want to because of Tails, as well as looking to Tails to complain to when Sonic is annoying him or when he doesn't understand something. And then there's Sonic and Shadow. In short, their relationship in this episode reminded me a lot of the dynamic I plotted out for that Sonadow post I wrote up where the two just beat the crap out of each other. In slightly longer terms, I find interesting how Mr. Flynn maintained Sonic and Shadow's dynamic during SA2 (with Sonic bothering Shadow and trying to fight him, while Shadow is just annoyed that Sonic won't leave him alone) while also showing the audience that they are rivals. And in longer terms...Sonic was clearly seeking a fight during this episode. And the facial expression, the mocking, his tone of voice, it doesn’t really matter whether or not he actually dislikes Shadow and believes they could never be friends. He's trying to annoy Shadow and goad him into a fight because he wants to fight Shadow so badly it makes him look stupid. And we can tell by how he expresses his confusion to Tails that Shadow is just not getting this. To him Sonic is just being annoying and confusing. Sonic is targeting him specifically, and Shadow shoots back with his own words. And so it's also pointed that Shadow reciprocates/actually decides to fight Sonic when Sonic specifically challenges him. He doesn't respond to Sonic trying to goad him on, but when Sonic challenges him specifically he's much more interested in opposing him.
Anyways guys I love Shadow and Tails having a soft on the side relationship while Sonic flirts by convincing Shadow to fight him somehow😂💖
#sonic the hedgehog#tailstube#sonadails#sonshadails#sonadow#sontails#shadails#shadow the hedgehog#tails the fox#miles tails prower#i just be ramblin#man there are so many things about this episode#Another personal favorite interaction was when#Tails: Come on could you try to just say one nice thing about each other? One compliment? Please?#Sonic‚ mockingly: Anything you can do I can do better#Shadow: Yeah? Do it then. Prove it.#Sonic: Ah crap he called my bluff#Sonic: I uh...I love the way you...chaos control?#Tails: Okay. You do one now Shadow#Shadow: I uh... I also love the way you chaos control. ...It's impressive that you could do it with a fake emerald#Tails: See? You can compliment each other! Sorta#Sonic is on the aro/ace spectrum to me but to me his most compelling relationships are always little buddy effect related and knuckles#effect related#Which just means that he tends to hold relationships like his and Tails highly (and has taken more than one little buddy)‚ but is also#attracted to people who have tried to kill him. What can I say? He loves the softness and domesticity of having a smaller loyal partner as#he loves the danger and exhilaration of fighting/racing a strong opponent#Sonic and Shadow fighting (and especially Sonic trying to get Shadow to fight him on purpose) is just baseline what the two need#for 'toxic yaoi' so if someone can't even handle how hostile they were during the tailstube then...#Anyways‚ how we feelin Sonshadails fans?
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Gene Wilder is a man written by a woman 🥺🩷
#no bc he’s such a romantic by nature#even back then he had all the girlies fall in love with him#there’s a clip of I think Richard Pryor who said that gene attracts pussy and some pretty white boys lololo#there’s an aura to him that is so attractive#he’s calm and gentle#he’s not pretentious or pedantic#he’s intelligent he’s handsome he loves film and literature#in life he attracted so many hearts which is why I’ve seen all around the internet that he was a lot of people’s first crush#he’s handsome and beautiful both inside and out!!!#even his films and movies are about loving women#he also said one of his happiest pleasures in life was loving a woman next to writing and directing#he’s so beautiful to me🥺🩷#gene wilder#willy wonka and the chocolate factory#young frankenstein#blazing saddles#the producers
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sometimes being aro really is like. hm. I just don't have a sexuality. someone ripped it out one day and now I feel nothing for no one
#aromantic#aro#aspec#o.#some aspec people don't like the phrasing of 'lack of attraction' which I get#but sometimes its like Yeah#everyone else has this Thing that I just dont and cant#everybody else gets some sort of positive experience with their sexuality#gay dudes are all about their mutual attraction to men. lesbians can bond over their love for women#people think of sexuality and think gay straight bi. or gay lesbian straight bi#it really is the invisible sexuality. there something so weird about it being completely impossible to imagine for so many people that#someone might just Not be attracted to Anyone At All
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Things that happened in Martyn & Cleo Double Life canon:
Cleo hoping to find her soulmate and start a life with them
Cleo dumping Martyn without giving him a chance to explain his side of the story, but hearing him out when he comes to her later
Martyn watching Cleo through his spyglass and telling the audience she seems safe and happy even though he thinks it's weird she's outside at night
Martyn, after he's had time to consider how he wants to play this, spinning a story about trying to be a provider for her and Cleo explaining that she wanted him, not things
Cleo not being remotely impressed by the "I was providing" sob story, lol
Martyn calling Cleo selfish for choosing to be with Scott because she's supposed to be HIS soulmate and he wants a partner
Cleo willing to forgive Martyn if he meets them halfway
Martyn refusing to meet them halfway because he doesn't think he did anything wrong
Martyn screaming about how Cleo's building bridges with Scott but "When will she think about mending our bridges???"
Martyn explaining to Cleo that he doesn't understand why his Session 1 actions bothered them
Martyn centering his character arc and roleplay on trying to win Cleo back without actually apologizing
Cleo giving Martyn a flower and stating that if he loses it, she'll be real cross with him
Cleo chasing Martyn out of her yard because he tried to put an HOA sign on her base and she wanted to make it clear that she wasn't associated with them and their hate for his base (even though she does think his heart base is strange)
Martyn attacking Cleo after she said attacking is a form of affection to her
Cleo setting boundaries with Martyn and explaining what he can do to get her back
Cleo sighing when Scar set her up on a date with Martyn, but taking the chance to talk to him instead of walking out
Cleo genuinely wanting Martyn in her alliance
Martyn and Cleo giggling constantly when they chat
Scar asking if Martyn wanted him to play a romantic music disc for him and Cleo (and Martyn getting excited and saying yes)
Martyn offering to take Cleo's armor and weapons to the deep dark so he can enchant them and bring them back while she stays safe
Cleo gifting Martyn diamonds, expecting nothing in return but not wanting him to die from lack of a good sword
Martyn and Cleo forming a secret alliance that allows Cleo to live with Scott while being on good terms with Martyn
Martyn expressing frustration that Cleo wants to keep this alliance secret because he wants them to be public allies; Cleo softly shushes him when people approach and might overhear
Martyn telling Cleo that she's putting out a lot of mixed signals because she keeps reeling him in and then pushing him away, claiming he is very confused about where he stands with her
Martyn teasing Cleo by punching her off a cliff and accidentally killing her and feeling so bad about it that he apologizes profusely despite roleplaying as someone who refused to apologize for Session 1
Martyn and Cleo immediately threatening Bdubs together when he said hi to them while they were hanging out, sdkfj
Martyn genuinely apologizing to Pearl for dumping her after Session 1
Martyn hiding under Cleo's bed while she defends him from an enderman attack
Cleo offering to let Martyn move into her house after Etho and Joel grief his base; Martyn saying he might take her up on that
Cleo and Martyn agreeing to move out and base together at Box
Cleo trusting Martyn with the location and resources of her red life base
Martyn rushing to Cleo's aid in the deep dark and trying to turn everyone against him instead
Cleo responding to Martyn's panicked shouts for her to eat by opening her inventory to get food (and drowning because she forgot she was in water)
Cleo hanging back and letting Martyn attack Scott while she does nothing to stop him from doing so, implying as much as she likes Scott, she won't kill Martyn (and herself) for him (and/or she trusted Scott to handle himself even though he ran away while Martyn was shooting at him)
Things that did not happen:
Cleo unwilling to forgive Martyn or consider being his friend and partner
Martyn and Cleo hating each other
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#Listen. listen. I understand. but consider... them#Zombiewood#ZombieCleo#Martyn InTheLittleWood#Limited Life canon: Cleo making Martyn godfather to her kids#I 100% support everyone taking their own interpretations from the episodes-#but I often see ''Martyn and Cleo hate each other'' and I wonder ''Did we even watch the same thing?''#and with so many POVs that only see them from the outside perhaps we did not!! So consider... them. Let's rotate them <3#This post is about the sheer amount of 'Martyn dumps Cleo for Ren' fics tagged Martyn/Cleo vs. minimal affectionate fics. help??#also fics where Martyn/Mumbo was canon but Martyn claims he was never attracted to him- only Ren?? Fascinating.#sir can the whole plot be about that because hold up I feel like we should unpack your loveless marriage before you date Ren#I will 100% read a story about you charging into marriage with Mumbo and then going ''Uh I just made a big mistake.'' hilarious#I mean I'm not Ren but if my crush confessed he never loved his husband in the first place I feel like I'd have Questions#To each their own! And I for one greatly enjoy how much Martyn will chase Cleo without humbling himself. lol. idiot. get wrecked.#but just to be clear I am a huge fan of break-up 'fics and choosing to be with someone you want. ergo my interest in Grian/BigB#This post is about Martyn/Cleo and Grian/BigB being fandom rarepairs despite having canon interest in each other#which is 100% fine because everyone should write what they want but!! Come rotate them with me because they are so fun and silly#Grian the man who deliberately cuts comments about Grian/Scar and Martyn/Mumbo from his vids but pursues BigB?? hilarious#In-universe this man went from ''Romance? I do not see it'' to ''Actually I want the cute cookie man'' and took the leap??#Yes king tell me more about this journey of self-discovery. I am aspec-beam'ing you.#Anyway. Need more Martyn/Cleo in my life which is why I'm writing fics of that and other people write fics about what they like <3#but sometimes people don't like it when I pair Martyn and Cleo because ''They hate each other'' and I laugh sfdlkj
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why are men these days so............. weird.......
#rin rambles#just got settled in after a dinner out with friend. Wtf.#my friend got two-timed right after the guy told her 'let's be mutually exclusive to each other'#and he tried to two-time her..... with her friend's roommate. Which. was comoletely by chance. small world fr#but like#what....#what is wrong with men these days................#i'm so tired going on dates there are literally no decent men out there 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠#i mean ik i'm not the most attractive girl or anything but my friend's gone on so many dates and it's all disappointments one after another#they either act like children despite being in their thirties or has the emotional capacity of a rock or is just a bastard™️#ugh#when will i be able to delete dating apps from my phone................
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