#hastings/poirot

[a-host-of-dancing-daffodils]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, POIROT FANDOM!!

Those who were around for my @screencaps51-blog days might remember. that when I am on my screencapping bullshit, it means there will likely be silly valentines at some point

So here they are!!

I hope you like them! I am actually super proud of them. they took me 87 years to complete because of all those stupid lines I decided to put on the pictures. it was a labour of love LOL

aaand obligatory disclaimer under the cut

I am not making any money off of these! They were made for fun and no copyright infringement on whoever owns the rights to the series was intended! (ITV is credited on the valentines themselves as the people who own the rights to the photos)

[strohller27]

Okay listen. This WHOLE scene has got me going absolutely bonkers nuts okay

Hastings is like. Why do you want to know where that blackmailer lives Poirot?

and """"Mr. Innocent"""" is sitting over here with his frikken fingers tented like come on Hastings why do you think?

But then it starts to dawn on Hastings, oh.

Oh, you're gonna be a bad boy, aren't you Poirot?

You're gonna break into that guy's house, aren't you, you naughty, naughty boy

and Poirot's just like. and what if I do

And Hastings is like. Not only are you gonna break into his house but you're gonna STEAL something from him, you bad, bad boy

ohh just look at that smirk lads he is INTO this he LOVES IT when Poirot is a bad, naughty boy

& Poirot KNOWS he's into it

HELP LADS I THINK WE'RE WITNESSING THEIR FOREPLAY

[pflanzidiezimmerpflanze]

It's been a while. Decided these were good enough. Enjoy :)

[rain-shoshana]

Just posted chapter 2 of 4 (or maybe 5) of this smutty fic! It’s about our favorite Belgian detective and his starry eyes Caltrain companion trying to find some alone time at an archaeological dig. Turns out it’s not easy!

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[violaobanion]

POIROT: THE THIRD FLOOR FLAT (1989) dir. Edward Bennet

[future-crab]

After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.

‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.

[darthlenaplant]

I mean, considering that Poirot is a Belgian refugee who fled from the attack of the Germans, for a Modern AU (as in set in about now) Poirot should be like.

A Syrian refugee or something.

Hastings can be his tall English self or whatever, but yeah, Syrian refugee Poirot.

I love this.

[didanagy]

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT: THE THIRD FLOOR FLAT (1989)

dir. edward bennett

[a-host-of-dancing-daffodils]

I can't be depressed or upset tonight. Because! Poirot looks like this

And he's beautiful. drinking his. Crème de Banane

Also I see you looking at Poirot like that, Hastings. me too buddy

[strohller27]

ALSO. ALSO. In 1.3 The Adventure of Johnny Waverly

THE SECRET TUNNEL SCENE. HELLO!? excuse me while I

Without saying a word, Hastings takes the lead and goes in first! He's so brave! and fearless!!

and I'll never get over this exchange:

Mr. Waverly: 'I'll come with you'

Poirot: Nononononon, Hastings and I must go alone into this dark tunnel. together. just me and him. I'm very sorry but three would be a crowd so you'll just have to wait for the next boat

and then!!! once inside!! Poirot takes the opportunity to put his hand on Hastings' arm

y'know. to give a little support and encouragement and also have an excellent excuse to touch him. typical behaviour for a dark tunnel of love situation

also I just really really really love this shot okay:

and although it was a dark tunnel and Poirot's torch went out, it's okay. They believed in the power of love and made it to the other side

@ Poirot what is your face saying here sir? 'oh mon cher Hastings help me you know how I hate the damp'?

and Hastings was a gentleman and helped his friend out of the hole

and into a beautiful garden

This show is so beautiful bless its existence

[mandlovapusinka]

Hugh Fraser casually saying his favourite part of playing Hastings was HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH POIROT and then pointing out this scene specifically?!

Don't mind me, I am but a puddle of fucking goo now!

[rain-shoshana]

Poirot is OBSESSED with Hastings and I am not exaggerating even a little.

[violaobanion]

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT 1x04 Four and Twenty Balckbirds

[cocoacave]

Agatha Christie's Poirot (1989-2013)

Poirot & Hastings + being domestic

[cutesyname]

couple goals