did you order pasta, miss?
part1! to the cosmic girl records
!Cosmic Girl Records!
Summary: going to italy for the italian gp and getting pasta spilled all over you by a stranger wasn’t on your bingo card that year
fc!: random girls on pinterest <3
olliebearman x reader & platonic!grid x reader
a/n: reader own a german shepherd dog called mickey. don’t pay attention to any of the dates, likes etc on the insta and twitter posts i got lazy. also this is my first post in this sort of category? u catch my drift? 😭 i do write but i rather try this out first anyways enjoy and please leave me feedback it’s always appreciated!
disclaimer: there are some sensitive comments and things said that may offend some people, they are just included for humour and feel free to scroll away any time
all photos go to their rightful owners and all of them are found on pinterest!
warnings: swearing, telling people to die (in a joking way), reader and the 2019 rookies have friendly banter where offensive things may be said idk if there’s any other ones but lmk if there is
word count!: 1.6k words i think? 😭😭
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unfortunatelyy/n: i’ve got 99 problems and going to italy has solved 98 of them
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User1: Who’s she?
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User 2: She’s good friends with the 2019 rookies and the rest of the grid bit she’s been besties with Lando forever, she’s a couple of years younger than him though
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user7: she’s studying mechanical engineering though in NYC but she travels a lot to support the 2019 rookies
Bestie1: um pic credits please 🙄
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unfortunatelyy/n: geez okay bossy 😤
landonorris: i better get a post when i win in Monza
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georgerussel64: as if, you’d be lucky to even finish the race with 4 tires still intact
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landonorris: @carmenmundt come and get your child. He’s escaped the psych ward again
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georgerussel64: you’re just bitter I’ve got more wins than you
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landonorris: blocked, reported and my mom’s calling your mom
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unfortunatelyy/n: stop fighting in my comments section girls
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User3: she cooked ya’ll
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user5: lando and y/n are so cute
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user6: be so fr rn
user4: love how she and the 2019 rookies are still so close
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alex_albon: you’ll be cheering for me in Monza right y/n? *sharpening knives
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unfortunatelyy/n: WOAH
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lilymhe: i don’t know him
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alex_albon: HEY
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unfortunatelyy/n: @lilymhe it’s always been you and me bae 🥰
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alex_albon: stop stealing my girlfriend
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unfortunatelyy/n: no.🫶
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unfortunatelyy/n: shoutout to the 6ft brown haired boy who spilled pasta all over my new red dress, i hate you🖕
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landonorris: HAHA.
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unfortunatelyy/n: i hope you DNF this weekend
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georgerussel64: you tell him y/n
user1: NOT THE RED DRESS
user2: curse you, brown haired boy
olliebearman: sorry for the dress 😔
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user3: OLLIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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user4: this was not on my 2024 bingo card.
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landonorris: don’t be sorry, I would’ve done the same
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unfortunatelyy/n: i hate you both 🖕🖕
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user9: she's so petty I love her 😍
user5: ollie being the boy who spilled pasta on y/n is wild
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User6: fr 😭
lilymhe: come to me and i’ll buy you as many dresses as you like 😍
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unfortunatelyy/n: omw honey 🤭
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alex_albon: I-
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georgerussel64: you just gotta let it happen mate.
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unfortunatelyy/n: okay, what are thinking for this weekend, ya’ll?
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user1: not ollie in the likes
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User2: he’s down bad, maybe the pasta spill wasn’t on accident
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user3: i mean do u blame him, i would trip over if i saw her too
alex_albon: “ya’ll” you’ve been spending way too much time with logan
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unfortunatelyy/n: god bless america‼️ 🇺🇸🦅🗣️
Landonorris: TRAITOR, IS THAT AN OSCAR CAP I SEE 🫵
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unfortunatelyy/n: i’ve always been an oscar girlie at heart
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oscarpiastri: as it should be 👍
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landonorris: i see how it is. betrayed by my two best friends, the world’s full of fake people isn’t it.
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unfortunatelyy/n: oh please stop being so dramatic, don’t pretend u only use me for my fame
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landonorris: GASP. how could you say such a thing
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georgerussell64: pretty sure 90% of your followers follow you because of her
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landonorris: wow. low blow mate.
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unfortunatelyy/n: where’s the lie tho? 🤔
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landonorris: alexa, play traitor by olivia rodrigo
user7: here for the love-hate relationship between y/n and the 2019 rookies
lewishamilton: roscoe says you should go for mercedes in monza
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unfortunatelyy/n: Mercedes it is!
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landonorris: never in my 24 years of living on earth have i ever felt so betrayed.
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unfortunatelyy/n: roscoe’s wishes are my commands 🤷♀️
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georgerussel64: amen sister 🙌🗣️
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unfortunatelyy/n: get out of my comment section Russell
user4: the williams t-shirt goes hard tho
user5: oh to be y/n *sigh
olliebearman: how about ferrari?
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unfortunatelyy/n: hmm, we’ll see, pasta boy
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user9: THE GASP I GUSP
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user10: not her calling him pasta boy 😭
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unfortunatelyy/n: congratulations, ig 😒
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landonorris: really? you had to use those photos?
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unfortunatelyy/n: why? What’s wrong with them? I think you look very macho, especially in the first and third pic.
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landonorris: i think i just lost a piece of my manhood.
user6: the three reasons i love y/n: number 1: because she’s hot and sexy, number 2. I wish I was her, number 3. Because of the lando content she gives us
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user4: THE THIRD PIC IM DYING
user5: always leave it to y/n to humble lando after a win
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user9: GUYS. Y/N WAS WEARING A FERRARI JACKET IN THE PADDOCK TODAY
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user3: WHAT
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user9: and so it begins.
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user13: I CALLED IT.
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user17: excusez moi?
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user32: I SCREAMED.
lewishamilton: i told roscoe you wore a ferrari jacket today. let’s just say that he doesn't want to be seeing you in the foreseeable future
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unfortunatelyy/n: WAIT NOOO
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user12: not lewis exposing her 😭
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unfortunatelyy/n: ROSCOE PLEASE FORGIVE ME
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lewishamilton: he says you can only make it up with a playdate with mickey
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unfortunatelyy/n: omw with mickey 🏃♀️➡️
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unfortunatelyy/n: my babies 🥰 dog playdate soon anyone?
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charles_leclerc: leo says you have officially been demoted to 2nd favourite aunt
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unfortunately/n: WAIT NO WHO’S FIRST
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pierregasly: bitch it’s me.
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unfortunatelyy/n: @francisca.cgomes come and get your boyfriend he’s bullying me
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charles_leclerc: it’s actually @lilymhe
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unfortunatelyy/n: TRAITORS.
user1: anyone else been here since Mickey was a puppy?
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user2: ikr he’s so big now its making me cry 😭
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lewishamilton: @pierregasly @charles_leclerc @unfortunatelyy/n @olliebearman @carlossainz55 dog playdate next week?
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landonorris: can i come too
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unfortunatelyy/n: no dog no invite
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landonorris: @oscarpiastri can we buy a dog
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oscarpiastri: what.
user3: i have a feeling that we should get used to seeing ollie in the likes more often now
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user4: homeboy’s whipped fr
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user5: if only he had the confidence to ask her out 😔
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user10: GUYS RELAX THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS
user9: mickey’s the real f1 star fr
olliebearman: @unfortunatelyy/n how about instead of a dog playdate, i take you out on a real date?
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user6: MY BOY’S FINALLY SHOOTING HIS SHOT
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user7: GO GO GO GO GO
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unfortunatelyy/n: will there be any pasta involved? 🤨
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olliebearman: no promises
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unfortunatelyy/n: hmmm. . . text me.
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landonorris: nO
user8: LETS FREAKING GOOO
user9: my life is complete, i can finally die in peace
user10: i’m sorry i doubted yall 😔
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unfortunatelyy/n: what do we think guys? and don’t worry, there was no pasta involved
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user11: phew, no pasta, really dodged a bullet there 👍
landonorris: WOAH WOAH WOAH HANG ON A MINUTE
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unfortunatelyy/n: what do you want, mom?
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landonorris: GASP. Is that grammar I see? what has he done to you 😨
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unfortunatelyy/n: seriously?
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landonorris: @georgerussel64 and @alex_albon back me up here
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georgerussell64: unfortunately he’s right, no boyfriends on our watch
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unfortunatelyy/n: then look away.
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georgerussell64: @landonorris . . . she got us there.
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landonorris: @alex_albon?
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alex_albon: lily is forcing me to stay out of it 😔
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unfortunatelyy/n: HA. EVERYONE LAUGH 🤣
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charles_leclerc: 🤣
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lewishamilton: 🤣
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maxverstappen1: 🤣
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carlossainz55: 🤣
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danielricciardo: 🤣
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landonorris: wow.
user5: all the boys being so bitter and not liking the post 😭
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user9: but them still jumping in to bully lando any chance they get
olliebearman: did you seriously just ask your 8 million followers what they think about me 😰
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unfortunatelyy/n: . . .yes 😅
user3: everyone out here wishing they had older brothers just like the grid to be protective over them 😔
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unfortunatelyy/n: italy you will be missed, where to next?
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olliebearman: pic creds please 🙄
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unfortunatelyy/n: okay okay calm down pal 🥱
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user1: pal 😭 i can’t
user7: “how to be as beautiful as y/n no borax no glue”
user2: IS THAT THE DATE OLLIE TOOK HER ON
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user3: screaming, crying, throwing up
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user4: i can’t decide whether i want to be ollie or y/n
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bestie1: you’ve forgotten about me already i see. I HATE YOU, YOU’RE THE WORST.
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unfortunatelyy/n: I’M LITERALLY OUT BUYING CHEETOS FOR U GIRL
user6: HELP THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS HILARIOUS
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landonorris: hmmm, i think i dislike the first pic
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unfortunately/n: so petty geez 🙄
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landonorris: we’re literally the same person
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unfortunately/n: die ❤️
alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous 😍 loved seeing you in Monza!
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unfortunatelyy/n: marry me 🥰
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charles_leclerc: 🤨
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olliebearman: 🤨
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unfortunatelyy/n: SO JUDGY GEEZ
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alexandrasaintmleux: they’ll never accept us 😔
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unfortunatelyy/n: killing them is always an option 😌 🔪
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charles_leclerc: that’s murder.
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unfortunatelyy/n: i’m aware 😒
user5: HELP SHE’S GONE CRAZY
a/n: thank you for reading if you finished it! have a lovely day xxx
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