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pixiemage · 1 year ago
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Being a Mythical Sausage watcher is occasionally checking to make sure the video you’re watching isn’t accidentally set to a faster play speed then normal
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mostofthingsmostofthetime · 11 months ago
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Just finished the show a few days ago, so that's why I'm only just posting this now.
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#also yes PB is problimatic but so are a lot of the other characters & i don't care#lady reinacorn would probably be higher in her category if i understood what she was saying but unfortunately i don't#tier list#adventure time#adventure time tier list#magic man is where he is because he became normal man otherwise he'd be in the last category#cinnamon bun is only where he is due to his character growth in the flame kingdom before that he would have been in the meh category#lsp is where she is coz i actually find her funny#hope tier 3 lemongrab is meant to be the 3rd version because I like him the best out of all the lemongrabs#sweet pea wasn't on there but i would probably put him before or after fern#root beer guy is only where he is because I like what they did with him when he got resurrected#speaking of which cherry sods should be on here to & if she was I'd probably place her before him#as her reaction to his death & resurrection was super interesting#just realised that starchy isn't on here either i think I'd place him before mr pig#on reflection I'd put the cosmic owl in the 3rd category after prismo#i haven't watched distant lands or fiona & cake yet so please no spoilers#tiffany is where he is because i find him funny even though he is always hating on my boy finn#upon reflection I actually find amo quite interesting (still annoying though)#with his desperate need to be loved without the ability to give it in return#& how no amount of affection would probably ever have been enough#like talk about depressing#on second thought i'd actually put Grob/Gob/Glob Grod in the cool powers but lack of personality category#ash actually belongs in the worst category coz how he gonna do my girl marcy like that#& Jake's alien dad should actually be in the crazy threat category#coz he straight up travels to different dimensions to make kids so he can drain them of their powers & then leave them to die#& wanted to do the same to his grandkids like that's some next level evil#recardio should really have is own category as while he is kind of threat (he did kidnap finn & jake & beat up lady that one time)#his just not scary like people in the crazy threat category are (more just creepy/weird/gross & annoying)
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artemis-fowled · 2 years ago
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@quinnmorgendorffer your tags omg
instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.
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timeisacephalopod · 1 year ago
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Merry Christmas to me my sister called my family's reaction (for the better) to my severe mental health crisis a couple years ago "boohooing" over me. Because I guess to her it's FINE if I commit suicide and you know what, idk why I ever expected anything better out of a bitch who used to laugh about how funny it was she tried to kill me as a baby and also lost a bit of my dad's cremated ashes. But she shat the bed, I ain't ever speaking to her again because I'd NEVER forgive anyone who wasn't a sibling for saying something that fucked up about the worst time in my life including watching my father die for 4 years of cancer before he actually finally bit it. Oh, and also she accused my dad of faking his cancer so how nice of her to lose a piece of his body to rub salt in my wounds.
But fine, that's how she feels she can avoid me like the plague because if she doesn't I'll ream her ass so hard she'll be obliterated into the next millennium if she's lucky enough to land that close to present day.
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aquasoftware · 9 months ago
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Big dick neighbor. ୨❤︎‬୧
wc : 666/fic type: Drabble || cw : neighbor! Toji x f!reader, backshots, creampie, cheating, dirty talk, (Good girl/Doll used once), whiney! reader, Toji’s egotistical as hell, pwp, Mdni. Lmk if I missed sum + RB 2 support
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Every time Toji was giving you backshots, it felt like someone was knocking the lights out of you. Blaring whimpers were echoing throughout the room as you tried your best to hold up, stumbling on all fours, your red nails nearly piercing through the sheets while taking in all thick seven inches.
He could feel your poor needy pussy tightly hugging his cock for dear life, forcing him to hold back harsh grunts, "Fuck... Toji, you're fucking me so gooddd." A dragged whine slips out of your mouth as the deafening thwapping sounds attempted to compete with your loud moans.
"Yeah? Better than how your man fucks you?" Toji smirked, chuckling to himself, raising an eyebrow deeply curious, heisting his robust leg on the bed, pounding deeper into your squelching pussy.
"Y—yes, sooo much better, Toji.." Stammering at how difficult it was to answer, especially while having your insides rearranged.
Unfortunately, your husband was never home and worked long shifts, so he could never give your cunt enough attention. Even when the two of you did have sex, it was so impossible to not yawn.
Which of course you got your neighbor to fill in that awful blank; he was doing an amazing job at it too. Your words, alongside those pretty mewls, were only feeding Toji's already rotund ego as well, causing him to form a demonic speed.
"Shit, Y/n that's what I like to hear."
His hand had an unholy grip on your braids, tugging it, faintly messing up your hair, except you couldn't care because with the way his tip deliciously kissed every single sweet spot, you were definitely close.
And your neighbor clearly knew that, the way his hips slammed back and forth into those slippery velvet walls as you began to rub your sensitive clit in tender circles, gasping when his massive hand spanked the fat of your round ass; it was almost pitiful that it stung so satisfyingly.
"Toji I'm," You paused for a moment seeking to compose yourself; unluckily for you, it was too late because your delicate pussy was spasming around what appeared to be splitting you open, provoking your sore arms to fall limp on the pearl-white sheets, where your plump lips left a bit of drool on.
"You comin'? That's a good girl." His raspy voice murmured, almost choking on his breath at the feeling of you orgasming around him.
One last striking thrust was enough to put you in a trance, making your eyes roll to the top of your skull. The only thing you could see was stars; the next thing you knew, your cunt coated Toji's dick all over the shaft was gobs of milky arousal.
"Goddd Y/n." His breathing became ragged, eyeing down the mess you made on his length only turning him on more. It wasn't long before his pace began to get sloppy balls tightening up, sensing them slap your against pussy as his heartbeat increased faster than a pendulum, on the chase for his own climax.
"Fuck, can I cum inside you, doll?" He questioned, firmly gripping the sides of your hips, before you could give him a small "Mhmm.." Eyes currently droopy from the climax you had; face smashed towards the silky grey pillows alongside your expensive makeup tainting it.
Now that he had the green light from you that he needed, a string of curses splashed out of his scarred-lips, the grip Toji had on you grew even more tense as his hips gave a final few thrusts, shooting his warm, hefty load into you.
Once he pulled out within a few seconds, out escaped mounds of cum from your used hole onto the soaked sheets, giving a light smile as if he were an artist staring at his work.
The next few minutes would be hell for you since both of you were too in the moment to hear the old wooden door creak open paired up with an appalled gasp.
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8/1/24 12:19 pm masterlist.
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babybearnation · 1 month ago
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Lance stroll x dilf teammate reader. I uh you know that vid we discussed of Lance on the couch
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my title below this is a gob full lmfao - also lowkey forced a birthday on reader, soz everyone who's birthday isn't october 29th
lance stroll x male!dad!f1 driver!teammate!reader
cw: suggestive content (mentions of breeding kink)
you weren't that much older than lance, only six years, but you:
a) had a child
b) had years of race experience over lance
and c) radiated such dilf energy that lance was falling for you way before he could stop himself
plus you two shared a birthday, so lance claimed you as his from the get go
you were fast, faster than him, and lance always praised you when you finished in the points
his flirting was painfully obvious but you didn't mind it, especially since no one wanted to flirt with a man with "baggage"
that baggage was an ex-wife who realised at twenty-six that she was a lesbian and an eight year old daughter who proudly bragged about having the best parents in the world
but okay
and sure, it might've been weird to some people that you were still close friends with your ex-wife but lance knew your story and he didn't care
in fact, lance used your ex to try and get with you, something that you loved to tease him over after the two of you got together
he's also so sweet with your daughter, something that warms your heart to no end
the first time your daughter called lance dad, he literally melted - she was the cutest
lance says she got it from you...r ex-wife and you start tickling him, making him giggle and laugh, bringing a smile to your face
genuinely though, no one can deny that lance is such a good dad to your daughter, especially when they take naps together and you can see the blankets and stuffies he got for her
your daughter wears a t-shirt for you, and a (badly-fitting) cap for lance and she proudly screams her lungs out for you two
your ex-wife lowkey does the same
even though you're both cis men, lance will absolutely beg you to put a baby in him during sex
drives you fucking insane and usually leads to 3-5 more rounds
you gotta make sure it works, right?
and even though lance knows begs for it with tears in his eyes, he isn't actually too upset that it's not possible - he's very happy with your odd family
when you met your ex wife's new girlfriend for the first time, you expect it to be awkward, but her and lance hit it off instantly, both of them bonding over you and your ex-wife and your daughter
she ends up being added to your family and now your daughter proudly brags about having two mums and two dads and therefore her family is the best of everyone at her school
racing celebrations depend on if your ex-wife or daughter are there or not
ex-wife and daughter? you and lance are hitting the clubs, usually to be found making out in a dark corner, whilst your ex-wife looks after your daughter (she agrees to it, of course)
no ex-wife and daughter? the exact same thing except you & lance stay out even later that night
no ex-wife but daughter? yeah, no, you and lance are on dad duties tonight, get back to that hotel!
if you ever worry that lance is just with you for your body, lance will nip that in the bud instantly
whether it's on accident because he's playing with your daughter and making your heart melt
or on purpose where he confesses all of the non-physical reasons that he loves you
it always work and lance will refuse to let you feel insecure and/or doubtful over your relationship
genuinely, you can't feel insecure or concerned around lance, he's just too in love with you for that
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judesmoonbeauty · 5 months ago
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𝕁𝕦𝕕𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕒'𝕤 𝕄𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪: ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟚
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This is a fan translation only. Please expect grammatical errors and translation inaccuracies. This is a full translation. Creative liberties are taken for characterization and smoother translation process. Cybird owns everything. Re-blogs are appreciated, but please do not post my translation elsewhere. Thank you for your support! ☾.
One morning, after I made my unbreakable promise with Jude.
Kate: [Screen Jolt] Uwaah!
I woke up with a shock.
Kate: W-w-w-why….
Jude: How long ya gonna sleep, damned commoner?
Kate: You’re in my room!
As Jude grabbed me by my chin and locked with my flustered gaze, another face peeks out from the corner of my eye.
Ellis: Good morning, Kate. Hehe, your bangs are sticking up, it’s so cute.
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(Ellis?!)
Kate: Hey, hey…..what’s going on?
Jude: Get ready in three seconds.
He roughly tossed me away by my chin, and I bounced back onto the bed.
Kate: Three seconds? Where are we going?
Ellis: To our other workplace.
(Other….workplace?)
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We entered a building marked Raven Co.
Kate: ….Raven Company.
This is the trading company run by Jude.
They have branches overseas, and do an extensive range of business….That’s what Ellis told me along the way.
(Jude’s the president and Ellis is his employee.)
(I heard that Ellis is Jude’s assistant….)
The original line translates: “I heard that Ellis assists the company president, Jude.” I felt this was redundant, so I removed it.
It’s a amazing that he’s the president of such a prestigious company, and works for Crown.
As the three of us are walking inside, I listen to Ellis as he explains everything about the company….
Cheerful Young Man: President, Ellis, g‘mornin’.
Theodore also speaks in the kansai/osaka-ben dialect.
A young man with his hair tied up, bows slightly, and greets Jude and Ellis.
Jude: Mornin’.
Ellis: Good morning.
(Perhaps he’s an employee….)
Kate: Good morning.
When the young man spotted me behind them….
Cheerful Young Man: Whoa, what a real pretty youn’ lady! I see, ya must be Ellis’ girl.
Kate: Oh, no I…
Cheerful Young Man: Yer not? Then, couldja be the president’s?!
Cheerful Young Man: Ah —……That’s an unusual taste. Ugh!
The moment Jude kicked the young man, he crouched down, his face distorted with pain.
Jude: You’ve been twaddlin’ on all mornin’.
Jude: Why dontcha use that yappin’ gob of yers ‘n snatch us a sale?
Jude: Unless ya want a pay cut, then that’s a different story.
Cheerful Young Man: No! I can’t endure somethin’ like that.
The young man hopped up and enthusiastically waved both arms.
Cheerful Young Man: Well, I’m gonna go slave away for Raven company today tooo. See ya later!
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(He was a very lively and cheerful person.)
Ellis: That’s Theodore Walker. He’s 21 years old and works in the sales department.
Kate: Hehe, he seems like a very kind person.
I can’t help but smile as I imagine his work-style.
(Now that I think about it, I’d like to learn more about the other employees and their jobs….)
Kate: Ellis, you’re the president’s assistant, right? What are your responsibilities?
When I asked Ellis so I could learn more about those around me, he told me as he recalled them.
Ellis: That’s right. Guarding, visiting clients, procurement confirmation, raiding….
(Uhhh? I heard some pretty troubling words just now….)
Kate: You sound busy. Anything else that you do?
Ellis: After that, there’s debt collections, fighting, and retaliation.
(That’s even more troubling…!)
Kate: I feel like I’m listening to the stories of new hires that got hired unintentionally at an unscrupulous company…
Swallowing the words “Criminal Organization,” I expressed my thoughts as tactfully as possible.
They literally have “Anti-Social Forces” written in English and it’s used in Japan to denote individuals or organized criminal groups, (AKA Yakuza and/or syndicates). I changed this to fit the setting of England.
Jude: The president of that unscrupulous company’s given ya a job.
Kate: Hey, you were listening?
Jude: Can ya not speak like yer interested? ‘Sides ya were shoutin.’
Jude: If ya got time to shout, then review these.
In front of Jude, there were lines of letter bins that were overflowing.
The mail that couldn’t fit in the bins were piled messily all over the desk.
Kate: Do you by chance, want me to organize all of this….
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Jude: If ya were a postal worker, sortin’ letters should be a piece o’ cake.
Kate: Still, this is way too much for one person to handle!
(Even if I did this non-stop, it’ll take the the whole day…)
Jude: I’m leavin’ it to ya, so don’t complain.
[Answer: Option 3 - At least explain the job +4/+4]
Kate: You can at least explain the procedures, so I know what to do.
Jude: This’s what happens when yer raised a sheltered princess. Use yer head, are yer brains packed with sawdust?
His eyes looked down on me with contempt.
(Well, I’d rather accept the challenge than be made to look like an idiot.)
Kate: I’ll do it!
When I reflexively declared that, a thin smile formed on his lips.
Jude: Great. Be sure to finish by the time I get back.
Jude smiled in satisfaction and then turned on his heel.
Kate: Um, where’s Jude going?
Ellis: Business meeting in the VIP room with British department store.
Jude: Don’t mind ya taggin’ along, if ya think ya can be useful?
(He knows that I won’t be even a millimeter of a bit useful…..)
Kate: ….I’ll stick to sorting the mail.
Jude: Ha.
Jude scoffed and walked away.
(What’s with this sense of defeat….)
Ellis: Kate, would you like my help?
Kate: Ellis…..thanks.
The only thing that saved me - was Ellis’ gentle, encouraging smile.
In an empty room, I silently sorted the letters.
The faint scent of his preferred cigarettes wafted in the air as I kept my hands moving…..
Kate: This goes here, that goes there……hah! All finished!
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When I spontaneously dropped myself onto the desk, Ellis, who’d been working on a task on the other side of a partition, applauded me.
Ellis: Nice work, Kate.
Ellis: You’re such a hard worker, that’s great.
Kate: It’s all thanks to you helping me during your free time, that I was able to finish so quickly, Ellis.
Ellis: I only helped a little bit.
Ellis: Kate, you did most of the work on your own, so give yourself some credit.
(Ellis is so sweet.)
(His angelic smile is so healing, and I get a little bashful when I see him….)
Being with him makes me feel like I’m immersed in a meltingly sweet jam.
(Now that I think about it, I still haven’t heard the reason why Ellis joined Crown.)
I wonder why such a kind person like Ellis is a part of the assassination organization “Crown”, that conquers evil with evil.
Kate: Hey, Ellis. Can I ask you something? It’s just a fairytale keeper question, but..
Ellis: You just finished work, and now you’re working as the fairytale keeper? Haha, you’re so eager about your work.
Ellis: Go ahead, ask me anything.
Kate: …..Why are you at Crown, Ellis?
Ellis: Hmm….I guess because Victor asked Jude, and Jude said okay?
Ellis: I met Jude before we entered Crown, and we’ve been together ever since.
Kate: So, that’s why you chose to follow Jude?
Ellis: Yeah.
(But, why did Jude accept the invitation?)
— To imagine his thought process.
Perhaps he thought that if he worked for Her Majesty, beneficial information for Raven would pour in.
(Be that as it may.)
Kate: I’m glad you didn’t get caught up in it Ellis…..
Ellis: But - we made a promise.
Ellis tenderly narrowed his eyes as he said that.
Kate: …..A promise?
Ellis: I’m waiting for the happiest moment of Jude’s life.
Ellis: In order to witness it, I must stay by his side.
Kate: Will that promise be fulfilled once Jude becomes his happiest?
Ellis: Yeah, that’s right.
(Jude’s happiest moment…..)
I try to imagine it, but I can’t imagine his happiest moment in the slightest because I’ve never seen him with a proper smile.
Kate: Ellis, what’s the promise you want to fulfill?
Ellis just smiled and evaded my question.
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Ellis: But, it seems like that moment will never come. …..Jude’s always unhappy.
Jude: Yer bein’ noisy.
When Jude opened the door, he stood there with a sour look on his face.
The line directly translates: "When Jude opened the door, he stood there like he just crushed a bitter bug.” Nigamushi - means to give a soured look, as if one has swallowed a bitter bug. I altered the line.
Ellis: Oh, welcome back Jude.
Jude: Don’t yammer ‘bout unnecessary things.
Ellis: But, we have to cooperate with her fairytale keeper work, right?
Ellis winks at me and it encourages me also.
Kate: Jude, I’ve also got a question for you!
Kate: Why do you keep Ellis by your side?
Jude: Ain’t none of yer business what I do.
Ellis: Jude, Kate is your exclusive fairytale keeper. I think it has to do with that.
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With Ellis’ support, Jude gave in with a deep sigh…..
Jude: This guy’s athletic abilities ‘n cursed power’re worth usin’. There’s no way I’d let valuable labor slip past me.
Jude: He’s definitely touched in the head though.
(He answered me…!)
Kate: Thanks for letting me know, Jude.
(Jude uses Ellis as a tool.)
(Ellis wants to fulfill a promise to Jude.)
Each are by the other’s side for the sake of their own benefit.
— The relationship between the two can be called a “contractual relationship”.
That day, I learned some important information about Jude for the first time.
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[Main Story Master List] [Chapter 3]
I would just like to say that I was wheezing this chapter when I first read it. They really went into her room like that HELP! Also, I LOVE Theodore, he is this ball of sunshine that's total opposites to our grumpy prez.
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biblical-chronicles · 3 months ago
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New arrival
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where the newly moved-in reader makes Noel start leaving his room for once.
Pt.1 | Pt.2
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The first time you met Peggy, it had been by pure chance. You were at the local grocer’s, struggling to calculate the best way to stretch what little cash you had. You’d been eyeing a dented tin of soup when she approached, friendly as anything, and started chatting. By the time you’d finished checking out, she’d not only figured out you were new in town but also offered a spare room in her house on the condition that you help out around the place and chip in a little for rent.
You’d nearly cried on the spot. It wasn’t easy being in a new city, broke, and trying to get your footing. Her kindness was a lifeline you hadn’t expected but desperately needed. So, a few days later, with your single suitcase in tow, you arrived at the Gallagher household.
Peggy opened the door before you could even knock properly, a smile already on her face. “Oh, there you are, love! Come in, come in—don’t stand out there like a lost lamb.”
You stepped inside, immediately hit with the comforting smell of home cooking and the faint scent of cigarettes lingering somewhere in the background. Peggy took your suitcase before you could protest, leading you through the narrow hallway.
“Right, so this is the front room,” she said, gesturing to a space crowded with mismatched furniture and stacks of magazines. “And that’s the kitchen through there—help yourself to a brew whenever you like. The loo’s upstairs, and your room’s just down here.”
She led you to a small room at the back of the house. It was cramped, with a worn-out couch shoved against one wall and a pile of boxes stacked in the corner, but it was clean and cozy enough.
“It’s not much, I know,” Peggy said, wringing her hands. “We’ve just never had much use for this room—bit of a dumping ground, really. But you’ll make it your own, eh?”
“It’s perfect,” you assured her, dropping your bag on the couch. “Thank you so much, Mrs. Gallagher. I don’t know what I’d have done without you.”
“Oh, none of that now,” she said, waving a hand. “It’s Peggy to you, love. And you’re family now, alright? Just pull your weight and we’ll get on fine.”
You smiled, genuinely touched by her warmth. Peggy gave you a quick rundown of the house rules—nothing too strict—and left you to settle in.
Later, as you were unpacking, a knock came at the door. You turned to see a man about your age leaning against the frame, a cheeky grin on his face.
“Alright, love? I’m Liam,” he said, arms crossed over his chest. “Mum said we’ve got a new lodger. Proper fit one too, by the looks of it.”
You laughed, shaking your head. “Is that how you greet everyone?”
“Nah, just the special ones,” he shot back, winking. “So, what’s your story then?”
You spent the next few minutes chatting, his sharp tongue making you laugh easily.
Eventually, Peggy’s voice rang out from the kitchen. “Liam, stop pestering her! She’s had a long day!”
“She loves it, Mum!” Liam called back, making you laugh again. “See? She’s smilin’.”
Peggy appeared in the doorway a moment later, hands on her hips. “Don’t mind him, love. He’s harmless—just got a big gob on him.”
“Oi!” Liam protested, feigning offense.
Peggy rolled her eyes before turning back to you. “There’s another one knocking about somewhere, Noel. He’s upstairs with his guitar, like always. You’ll probably see him at tea time, if he bothers to come down.”
Liam snorted, shaking his head. “Yeah, don’t get your hopes up, love. He’s all bent for that bloody guitar. Doesn’t care about owt else. I reckon he humps it when no one's lookin'.”
“Liam!” Peggy scolded, smacking him lightly on the arm.
“What? Just sayin’,” he said, grinning at you.
You laughed, leaning against the doorframe. “Sounds fun.”
“Oh, you’ve no idea,” Peggy muttered, giving Liam a look. “Now, go on, you. Leave her be.”
Liam winked at you as he turned to go. “Don’t let her fool you, love—she’s scarier than me when she’s in a mood.”
With that, he disappeared down the hallway, leaving you laughing and shaking your head.
Peggy sighed, but there was a fondness in her expression. “He’s a good lad, really. Just likes to push his luck. Now, let me finish up tea, and you can meet Noel hopefully.”
You nodded, already feeling more at home than you had in weeks.
When Noel finally made his appearance at the table, it was almost as if a shadow had swept into the room. His blue eyes flicked over you briefly, taking you in with a glance that felt both assessing and uninterested at the same time.
“Noel,” Peggy said, her tone sharp but affectionate. “This is our new lodger. Be nice.”
“Alright.” Noel muttered, sitting down at the table without much fanfare. He grabbed a plate and started serving himself, not sparing you another look.
“Nice to meet you.” you offered, trying not to let his cold demeanor throw you off.
“Yeah, you too.” he replied, his tone flat but polite enough.
Liam snorted, leaning back in his chair with a smirk. “Don’t mind him, love. This is probably the first time he has spoken to a bird in weeks.”
Noel shot Liam a glare. “Shut it, knobhead.”
Peggy sighed. “That’s enough, the both of you.”
As the meal went on, Noel stayed mostly quiet, occasionally chiming in when Peggy or Liam addressed him directly. He didn’t seem rude, just… guarded, like he wasn’t quite sure what to make of you yet.
When the plates were nearly cleared, Noel stood abruptly, picking up his plate to take it to the kitchen. “I’ll be in me room.” he muttered, already heading for the door.
Liam rolled his eyes, leaning toward you with a grin. “Off to wank over his guitar, no doubt.”
You chuckled softly but, before you knew it, the words were slipping out of your mouth. “I mean, I get it. It’s nice to have summat you’re that passionate about, especially when that thing is music.”
Noel froze mid-step, turning to look at you properly for the first time all evening. His eyes narrowed slightly, not in a suspicious way, but more like he was trying to figure you out. “You play or summat?”
“Yeah,” you said, shrugging. “Been in a few bands back home, nowt serious. Just for fun.”
Liam laughed, shaking his head. “Careful, love. He’s gonna adopt you now.”
But Noel wasn’t listening to Liam anymore. His focus was entirely on you. “You any good?”
You smirked, leaning back in your chair. “I’ll let you be the judge of that.”
For the first time all evening, a small, genuine smile tugged at the corner of Noel’s mouth. “Alright. Come on, then.”
You followed him upstairs to his room, leaving Liam and Peggy exchanging amused glances at the table.
Noel’s room was cramped, with an unmade bed shoved into one corner and clothes scattered everywhere. He picked his guitar up—a well-worn acoustic that looked like it had seen better days—and handed it to you without a word.
You sat down on the edge of the bed, testing the strings and adjusting the tuning slightly before strumming a few chords. Noel watched you intently, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, his expression unreadable.
After a minute, you started playing a song you knew by heart, your fingers moving effortlessly over the strings. As you played, you glanced up at him, half-expecting him to look unimpressed, but his face had softened.
“Not bad,” he said when you finished, his tone casual but with a hint of something warmer underneath. “Got a good ear.”
“Thanks,” you said, handing the guitar back to him. “Your turn.”
He smirked, taking the guitar and sitting down next to you. He played a few riffs, his fingers moving over the fretboard with a precision and ease that made your jaw drop a little.
“Alright, show-off.” you teased, nudging him lightly.
He laughed—a quiet, almost shy sound that took you by surprise. “Can’t help it, can I? Spent half me life with this thing.”
The two of you spent the next hour trading songs and chatting. At first, Noel was reserved, keeping his answers short and to the point. But as time went on, he started to relax, his dry humor shining through as he told you stories and inquired more about you.
By the end of the night, he was sitting closer to you than he had been before, his knee brushing against yours as he handed you the guitar again.
“You’ve got somethin’,” he said, his voice softer now. “Dunno what it is, but… yeah. I reckon you’ll fit in here just fine.”
You smiled, feeling a warmth spread through your chest at his words. For all his initial standoffishness, there was something incredibly endearing about Noel when he let his guard down. And little did you know that this little interaction had him sold entirely.
Days turned into weeks, and Noel's obsession with you only deepened. It started small, little things that seemed almost sweet—offering to make you a brew, or conveniently showing up wherever you were in the house, even if it meant abandoning his guitar mid-strum. But as time went on, his behavior became almost laughably obvious to everyone except, apparently, you.
The first hint of jealousy cropped up one evening when Liam was sprawled on the couch next to you, the pair of you laughing at something on the telly. You had your legs tucked under you, leaning into Liam slightly as you pointed at the screen and whispered something that had him laughing so loud Peggy poked her head in to shush him.
Noel walked into the room just in time to see Liam sling an arm casually over the back of the couch, his hand dangerously close to your shoulder. The sight made Noel’s jaw tighten.
“You two havin’ a laugh?” he asked, his tone sharp enough to cut through the cozy atmosphere.
Liam turned his head lazily, smirking. “Alright, Noel? We were just watchin’ this show. Dead funny. You’d love it if you could tear yourself away from yer room.”
Noel ignored him, his eyes flicking to you. “You good?”
You smiled up at him, oblivious to the tension radiating off of him. “Yeah, this show’s brilliant. Want to join?”
Noel shook his head. “Nah, I’ll leave you to it.” he muttered, but the way he glared at Liam as he left the room spoke volumes.
From then on, Noel made a point to position himself as close to you as possible at all times. If Liam sat next to you on the couch, Noel would plop himself down on your other side, his knee brushing yours as he leaned over to "grab a closer look" at whatever you were doing. If you laughed at something Liam said, Noel would immediately chime in with something wittier, his eyes flicking to you for your reaction.
The closeness between you and Noel also began to shift in the physical realm. The first time he hugged you, it was after you’d come home from running errands, your arms full of shopping bags. He’d taken the bags from you, muttering something about how you shouldn’t be carrying all that on your own, and when you thanked him, he surprised you by pulling you into a quick, one-armed hug.
“Don’t mention it.” he said gruffly, but the way he lingered just a second too long told you otherwise.
From then on, the hugs became more frequent, and longer. One rainy afternoon, you were sitting on the couch, feeling a bit low. Noel wandered in and immediately noticed your mood.
“You alright, love?” he asked, sitting next to you and nudging your knee with his.
“Yeah, just one of those days.” you said with a shrug.
Without a word, he wrapped an arm around your shoulders, pulling you close. You rested your head against his chest, listening to the steady rhythm of his heartbeat.
“You’re alright now, yeah?” he murmured, his hand rubbing small circles on your arm.
In that moment, it felt like the most natural thing in the world, and neither of you seemed in any hurry to pull away.
Even Peggy noticed the shift. One morning, as you and Noel were sitting at the kitchen table, your chairs pulled a little closer than necessary, she just walked in and raised an eyebrow.
“Well, don’t you two look cozy.” she said, a sly smile tugging at her lips.
You laughed it off, but Noel’s ears turned red as he busied himself with his tea.
And then there were the little gestures. Noel, who had never cared much for shopping, suddenly became incredibly interested in it—specifically, in buying things for you.
One afternoon, you mentioned in passing that you missed a certain brand of chocolate from your hometown. Two days later, Noel showed up with a bag full of it, muttering something about how he just “happened to see it at the shop.”
Liam, of course, didn’t miss the opportunity. “Look at him, eh? He’s oh so conveniently found a stack of her favourite sweets.”
Noel shot him a glare but didn’t bother denying it. If anything, he seemed almost proud of it.
The sun had just dipped below the horizon by the time you returned from running errands. Kicking off your shoes by the door, you carried the groceries into the kitchen, pausing at the faint trace of cologne in the air.
“Evenin’.” you called out as you began unpacking the bag.
“Evenin’, love,” Liam replied, leaning against the living room doorway with his signature smirk. “You’ve just missed the show—our Noel’s been struttin’ about like he’s headlining Wembley.”
Curious, you poked your head into the living room and immediately saw what Liam was on about. Noel was standing by a chair, looking… different. His usual sweater had been swapped for a neatly pressed, blue button-up shirt, his hair styled so it actually framed his face, not sticking out in every direction like usual.
You tilted your head, a smile tugging at your lips. “What’s the occasion?” you asked, your tone light. “Are you goin' town? I thought we were supposed to watch the telly together.”
Noel froze at your words, his gaze darting between you and Liam. “What? No. Yeah—I mean, no. We’re watchin’ the telly. Together. Of course.”
Liam started laughing so hard he had to brace himself against the doorway. “Christ,” he wheezed. “Did you hear that? Smooth as sandpaper, he is. Mate, you’ve been rehearsin’ this all day!”
“Shut it.” Noel snapped, though the pink rising in his cheeks betrayed him.
But Liam wasn’t done. “You even did your hair!” he pointed out, gesturing dramatically toward Noel. “All this for a night sat on your arse. Swear down, he’s gone from humpin’ his guitar to wantin’ to hump the poor bird.”
“Liam!” Peggy’s sharp voice cut through the room as she entered from the hallway, giving her younger son a solid smack on the arm. “Mind your bloody mouth!”
You couldn’t help but laugh at the scene, your cheeks warming at Liam’s antics. But as Noel stood there, his usual confidence clearly knocked a peg or two, you knew you had to reassure him.
“Oh, don’t be so mean,” you said, stepping closer to Noel and giving Liam a pointed look. Then you turned your attention to Noel, your voice softening. “He’s just jealous. Look at you—you look great.”
Noel blinked, caught completely off-guard.
You smiled, gesturing to his shirt. “Blue suits you. It really brings out your eyes. And the hair—” you reached up without thinking, brushing a strand off his forehead— “yeah, just frames your face dead nice.”
Liam let out a mock gasp, clutching his chest like he’d been wounded. “Bloody hell, you’re feedin’ his ego now? He looks ridiculous.”
“Better than feeding yours,” you shot back, your grin turning playful. “When was the last time you wore something that didn’t look like it came out of a bin bag?”
Liam’s jaw dropped, and he searched for a comeback, but Peggy cut him off with a sharp look. “That’s enough, Liam,” she said, though her lips twitched with amusement. “Go and set the table if you’ve got so much energy to spare.”
Grumbling under his breath, Liam walked off toward the kitchen, leaving you and Noel standing alone.
For a moment, the room was quiet, and you turned back to Noel, who still looked a little stunned. “Sorry if that embarrassed you,” you said, lowering your voice. “I just… wanted you to know you look really nice tonight.”
Noel cleared his throat, finally finding his voice. “Nah, you’re alright,” he muttered, though his tone was softer than usual. His lips quirked into a small, almost shy smile. “Thanks. For that. You didn’t have to…”
“Of course I did,” you replied, shrugging as you gestured toward the couch. “Come on, then. You didn’t get all dressed up just to stand there, did you?”
Noel followed you to the couch without a word, but the faint flush on his cheeks lingered.
The two of you quickly settled side by side in your own little bubble of comfort. The nonsense on the screen barely registered as you both sat there, only half-paying attention. It had become a bit of a routine, watching random shows, making occasional comments, and slipping into silence when the need for words wasn’t there.
You shifted slightly, making yourself more comfortable. Your body brushed against his, and you felt the warmth radiating from him. His legs were stretched out in front of him, and you mirrored the position, just close enough that your knees nearly touched.
Ten minutes passed, the silence stretching between you both, yet it wasn’t uncomfortable. You couldn’t help but notice the way Noel sat there, his arm resting against the back of the couch. A small, part of you wanted him to pull you closer, just a little—just enough for your shoulders to brush or for his arm to casually drape across your shoulders. You had no reason to think that he would. He hadn’t done anything like that yet, but the thought of it swirled in your mind, a quiet longing that seemed to grow the longer you sat there.
You couldn’t help but feel that flutter of nervous excitement. You wanted to be closer, wanted him to reach out to you without it feeling like a game anymore.
You sighed quietly, trying not to let your thoughts get too far ahead of you. It was silly, really, this want. But a small part of you couldn’t deny the warmth in your chest at the idea of him holding you. Not just sitting next to you. Not just being close, but touching you in a way that felt more... more real.
And maybe Noel could feel the shift too, because after a long moment, you noticed him turn just slightly towards you, his arm brushing against yours. It wasn’t much—just a simple movement, a shift of his body, but the connection was there.
For a few more minutes, nothing changed, and you almost started to think that maybe it was just wishful thinking on your part. But then, Noel’s hand moved. He shifted closer, just a fraction, and you didn’t pull away. Your leg brushed against his, his fingers lightly grazed the back of your hand. It wasn’t a gesture that screamed boldness. It was subtle, casual, but the touch made your heart race.
You let out a small breath, realizing just how much you had wanted that connection. And without thinking too much about it, you leaned just a little into him, pressing the side of your shoulder against his arm.
The moment you did, Noel didn’t pull back. Instead, his hand slowly moved to your shoulder, his fingers making the briefest contact before resting there. His touch was light, but it was enough to send a rush of warmth through your body. You glanced up at him, and he caught your eye for a second before quickly looking away, his fingers still resting on your shoulder.
Neither of you said anything, the touch just lingered a little longer than necessary, and you had the sense that Noel, for the first time, was letting it happen, letting that closeness build without pulling away or hiding behind his usual defenses.
You moved your head slightly, resting it against his shoulder, just to test how he might respond. His breath caught, and for a second, you thought he might stiffen or push you away. But instead, he shifted, subtly adjusting himself until he was sitting closer to you, and you were a little more tucked into his side.
The quiet game was starting, but neither of you acknowledged it. It wasn’t a decision made consciously, just two people testing the waters, inch by inch, seeing how far they could go without tipping the balance.
You let your body relax into him, slowly, and before long, you felt his hand shift again. This time, it slid from your shoulder to your waist. It was a small gesture, but it was enough to make your pulse quicken.
You couldn’t really pinpoint the exact moment, but before you knew it, you were fully pressed against him. His arm had slid fully around your shoulders now, and your legs were tangled together on the couch. The small space between you had disappeared, leaving you both in a sort of cocoon, limbs entangled as you sat there, side by side, your body against his.
You realized that your head had shifted from his shoulder to rest against his chest, and his hand, still on your waist, had moved to hold your side as he settled further into the couch. Your leg was tucked between his, and you were pretty much half in his lap, your bodies fully intertwined.
It wasn’t awkward, though. It felt right. And before you could second-guess it, you both melted into the moment.
The show was still on in the background, but neither of you were paying attention. Your focus was on each other now—on the way your bodies fit together, the way your hearts were pounding in the silence that surrounded you.
But before you could even process how close you had become, Liam’s voice interrupted.
“Oi, what’s this, then?” he said, standing at the door with his arms crossed, clearly amused by the sight of you two tangled up on the couch. “You two look like a bloody pair of lovebirds.”
Noel tensed immediately, his hand almost going stiff where it rested on your waist, but he didn’t pull away. Instead, he gave Liam a lazy glance, still keeping you close.
“Piss off, Liam.” Noel muttered, but it lacked any real heat. His voice was soft, almost protective, like he didn’t want anyone messing with this moment.
You, embarrassed but still laughing, tried to shift away just a little, but Noel’s hand tightened on your waist, keeping you exactly where you were.
“Jesus, Noel. You’ve got her all curled up like a cat.” Liam snickered, but after a moment, he sighed and turned to leave, muttering something about you two getting all soppy.
Once Liam was gone, you glanced back up at Noel. He seemed almost unsure, his eyes flicking to you with a mix of confusion and something else—something you couldn’t quite name yet. You weren’t sure if he was second-guessing the way things had unfolded, but when you shifted in his arms to get more comfortable, you didn’t hesitate. You slipped right back into his embrace, practically shimming your way in once again.
He froze for a second, caught off guard, but when he looked down at you, he didn’t pull away. His arm automatically slid around you once more. “Aren’t you gettin’ a bit too comfy now?” he asked, his voice a little shaky, but he tried to make it sound casual.
You looked up at him, your lips curving into a teasing smile. “Oh yeah, I’ve got the best seat in the house.” you said, a little playfulness in your voice. You felt the familiar warmth spreading through your chest as his arm tightened around you.
You both settled back, the closeness no longer feeling so new. There was something more natural about it now, as though you had finally crossed the line into something deeper.
And when you both laughed at something stupid on screen, you looked up at him. No words were needed. The kiss came easily, both of you giving into it without hesitation.
As it deepened, the urgency became undeniable. His lips pressed harder against yours, and you could feel the way his body moved closer.
Your hands tangled in his hair, tugging at the strands, feeling his chest against yours as the kiss grew more desperate. You felt his fingers brush down your back, pulling you into him, his body responding just as eagerly as yours.
His lips trailed down your jaw and then to your neck, a soft breath escaping his lips as he kissed along the curve of your skin. You tilted your head, giving him more room, the feeling of his lips against your neck made you shiver, your pulse racing with the intimacy of it all.
When he pulled back, his hands still resting on your back, his eyes quickly found yours. There was a flicker of hesitation, of something unspoken.
You felt the same tension in the air, and for once, you both knew exactly what it was. You’d been dancing around it for weeks, the subtle touches, the stolen glances, the moments when neither of you could pretend anymore.
Noel swallowed, his voice low, almost hesitant, but there was something raw in it that you could feel in your chest. "I—" he started, then stopped, running a hand through his hair as if trying to gather his thoughts. “I don’t know if I’ve ever… been this sure about anything. About you.” His voice was thick with emotion, his eyes flicking down to your lips and then back to your eyes.
You held his gaze, a small smile tugging at your lips. “You don’t have to say it if you don’t want to.” you murmured, your fingers gently brushing along his jaw.
“No,” he said quickly, his hand gripping your wrist gently but firmly, pulling it back to his chest. “I need to say it. Because I’m bloody terrified of this, yeah, but… I need you to know. I… I think I’m in love with you.”
The words hung in the air for a while, and you felt your heart skip a beat as he looked at you with a vulnerable expression.
Your breath caught in your throat, and you couldn’t help the smile that broke across your face. The ache in your chest had been there all along, but hearing him finally say it out loud made everything feel right. You leaned in and kissed him softly, just a press of lips, to reassure him that you felt the same.
When you pulled back, you smiled, your hand still resting on his chest, your fingers brushing his shirt. “I think I’ve been in love with you for a while, too.” you whispered, your voice barely above a breath.
A relieved laugh escaped him, and he leaned his forehead against yours, his breath warm against your skin. “About bloody time, eh?”
You giggled, and your lips found his again, kissing him more deeply this time. You felt his hands sliding to your back, pulling you closer, and your legs shifted, making you slip into his lap with a soft gasp.
His lips moved to your neck, leaving hot, wet kisses that sent shivers down your spine. You moaned softly, your fingers tangling in his hair, and he groaned, his lips brushing over your pulse point before kissing along the curve of your neck.
You shifted again, your body pressing against his in a way that felt so right, so perfect. Your lips were swollen now, yet neither of you cared, not when you were so lost in the way it felt to be so close to each other. His hands moved back up to your neck, and you gasped when his lips found the sensitive spot just below your ear, kissing it lightly before nibbling gently.
You could feel him smile against your skin, and you laughed softly. When you pulled away for a moment, breathless, you looked at him and whispered, “So, are we official now?”
Noel smirked, his hands still on your waist, and for a second, you both just looked at each other, grinning like idiots. “I’d say so,” he said, his voice low, full of a playful confidence you hadn’t heard before. “But just so you know, you’re stuck with me now. Don’t think you can get rid of me that easy.”
You laughed, kissing him again, your fingers trailing over his chest. “Wouldn’t dream of it,” you murmured against his lips, before diving back into the kiss, both of you losing yourselves in the moment, unable to stop.
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cute cute cute xxx
loved the request, I love domestic stuff like that. Hope all you lot will like it as well !!
also, love Noel being labelled as Liam in the gif (swear down I don't know how people confuse them, they look dead different? similar features ofc but come on)
Pt. 2 here x
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hanasnx · 5 months ago
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normally clark only goes one or two rounds, not bc he can’t go longer bc he definitely CAN! he just overthinks and doesn’t want to hurt you, he likes when you ride him bc that means you can go at your own pace, not going part your limits. he forces himself to barely touch you, still scared of his own strength when it comes to you. he only ever softly praises you, and takes about an hour with aftercare. really the most sensitive and attentive man you’ve ever been with…
until he gets ‘poisoned’ by red kryptonite and he’s pushing you around, slapping you, spitting in your mouth, choking you, calling you every name under the sun. taking you anywhere and everywhere he doesn’t care if jesus himself walks in, he’ll keep going. over and over as if it’s nothing (and it IS nothing to clark). he won’t bother with aftercare and you’re left shaking like a leaf, bruises everywhere, not able to move let alone walk. and when he finally returns to normal he freaks out and beats himself up over it to the point where he can’t talk to you… but you’re like ‘soooo clark can we do that again’ *twirls hair* and he’s shocked and immediately flushes, embarrassed (but also embarrassingly hard)
you surely read the vibe anon your timing is impeccable
the first paragraph being all about how clark normally goes about things like this conveys his sense of reverence towards you. sex is still sacred to him, and he takes your safety extremely seriously. it is his top priority, above even his and your pleasure. it’s satisfying for you, yes, but there’s something to be desired. not necessarily an edge of danger, but just more of it. you want multiple rounds, you want him to touch you all over with eager and impatient hands, you want him to show some passion. and praising you is all well and good but what about switching it up every once-in-a-while?
and that’s exactly where red kryptonite clark comes in. he shows you a new clark, one he claims is “better.” no more of that sappy vulnerable clark who can’t dish it out, no. now you’re dealing with the real thing, or so he claims. he’s got the stamina for multiple rounds but he’s also got the drive, it’s not about what you want it’s about how long he wants to go for. and you’re so fucked out and physically weaker compared to him, there’s not a way for you to stop him, really. you get swept along for the ride. that bit about him “pushing you around, slapping you, spitting in your mouth, choking you, calling you every name under the sun…” is exactly the way to describe it. if you get on his nerves he simply pushes you off of him and onto the nearest surface and calls you dramatic when you land so helplessly or try to scold him. he slaps you when you give him attitude or when his dick is in your mouth because he’s that sleazy and you like it. and when he spits… it’s not just in your mouth but on your pussy and asshole too. he’s a spitter. the form of a true farmer. whole mouth gets put into it, blowing out a fat loud gob onto your clit and letting it slide down to finger you with it—held your pretty gaze doing it too. when you’re lying on your back and hanging your tongue outta your mouth, he leans down while he’s hitting it to spit right into the back of your throat, and you swallow it down like the eager little thing you are. choking you is self explanatory, it’s one of his favorite ways to bring you into a kiss, knocks you right down into that pliant sub space. and when he’s calling you names, you know he’s bringing out “bitch” and “cunt” and your pussy gets wet about it
all of this horrible behavior is something you learn to expect from clark and it gets you weak in the knees. no wonder he’s blindsided by your display of interest for it. twirling your hair and twisting your body and looking up at him with those for eyes asking for it all over again. he can’t give it to you like he used to, but he tries to bridge the gap for your sake and meet you halfway. it’s softer, a little more humanity to it, but it’s just not the same. it’s a part of clark but it’s not all of him
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teriri-sayes · 1 month ago
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Brief summary: GoD talks more with Cale. Cale wakes up 3 days later.
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Today was an info dump.
GoC turned GoD's upper body gray, and God of War (GoW) cut off GoD's arm.
GoW confirmed to be on GoC's side.
Long ago, God of Justice (GoJ) hired the First Wanderer (FW) on a mission to find a way to "annihilate a god."
GoJ went into hiding amidst the chaos that ensued when GoB and GoC fought.
GoJ left a note that read, "The God Realm is filled with injustice. I will strike down the hammer of justice."
GoD only realized what FW's mission was when GoD found his own name on the Death List.
GoJ was not on any god's side, and worked independently.
But FW was working with both GoC and GoJ.
That part about GoJ was a surprise. But poor GoD. I guess after Cale met GoC and prevented their descent, GoC dragged GoW with them in anger and the two both beat up GoD because GoD was the "mastermind" behind Cale.
There was also info about King Zed Crossman. GoD figured out that Zed was in the game world, and was growing sure of it as the game world became more real. The fact that Cale met GoD in his dream despite being unconscious in the game world was further proof that the game world turning real.
Now, for some First Wanderer stuff.
FW was as old or nearer the time of the ancient gods.
FW only did missions for the ancient gods.
He was said to be both strong and smart.
FW rejected godhood because he had other goals.
FW became the head of the Five Colored Bloods.
The omnipotent god plan was just a step towards his real goal.
GoD said that FW was already there before he became a god. But something about FW made me and several Koreans in Kakao come up with some crazy theory about him.
“But they say he's pretty strong, with a 100% success rate on all his missions, except for his last mission before he disappeared.” The God of Death paused, then added. “And clever, he is more clever than strong.” The God of Death paused again and stared at Cale. “Why?” Cale asked with a sour face, and the God of Death smiled. “Nothing. Anyway, what I'm trying to tell you is that the First Wanderer refused to be a god for a reason.” So powerful, yet refusing to be a god, that whenever anyone questioned him about it, the First Wanderer would simply laugh and say, “I have other goals."
GoD's stare at Cale was suspicious. And if you consider the other things (Very smart, refusing to be a god, etc), we came up with this crazy theory that FW was actually Cale or KRS of another world. Quite a wild theory, right? 😂
Back to GoD, his talk with Cale was funny as usual. He kept joking with Cale, but Cale just looked at him in annoyance or indifference. 😂 And Cale's flags kept increasing.
'But why would I run into them?' Frankly, Cale was nothing more than a bystander in this fight between the gods. Not only could he not go to the God Realm, but he also had nothing to do with it. The God of Death sighed. "Yeah. War, that bastard really pisses me off." But somehow, he (GoD) had a feeling that Cale might be involved.
🚩Flag spotted!!! Cale is definitely going to the God Realm in the near future. 🤣🤣🤣
GoD: But now, what good is worrying about the gods fighting each other when I'm about to disappear? *smiles* Cale: Ha. This is annoying. That annihilation bullshit. Narrator: He hated seeing the man who made him work so hard and got him involved in so many things just casually smiling while talking about being annihilated. He was simply annoyed. Cale: Until I get slacker life, you can't rest either.
So... if Cale became a god, GoD would be doomed to a life of never-ending work? 😂😂😂 Even when leaving the dream, Cale left the words, "I'm going to steal the method of annihilating a god, so don't die and work for the rest of your life." 🤣🤣🤣
GoD found Cale very affectionate, wanting to save him despite being annoyed at him. GoD wanted to die, but Cale did not want him too. Wait a second... wasn't this like the situation with Eruhaben? 😂😂😂
Every time Cale met a god in his dreams, he would wake up a few days later. So when he woke up, he found out that it had been 3 days since then. BUT! Alberu had yet to wake up after 3 days too! Several Kakao commenters speculated that if Cale met GoD in his dream, perhaps Alberu met the Sun God in his dream too.
Ending Remarks Today's info dump was amazing. So many flags and theories. Next chapter would be Cale finding out the aftermath of the incident. I look forward to Cale learning about Crazy Attention Seeker's videos. 😂
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docwritesshit · 2 months ago
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Hello! I hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself today/tonight. I was wondering if you could do pregnancy/parent headcanons for Sun Wukong, Macaque, and MK (separate) of how they would be as dads. Like how they would take the news of their S/O being pregnant, how they would be throughout the whole pregnancy, and what fun things they would do with their kiddos. If you feel uncomfortable with this, that's totally fine
I feel like I’ve done these guys with kids but I could be entirely wrong
ANYWAYS
The Monkey boys with a Pregnant!SO and how they are with the kids!
Wukong
This man is over the moon when he first got the news
Immediately goes overboard in decorating for the babies nursery
I feel like it takes him a few days before he goes “… wait. Shit”
Because this man has aloootttt of enemies. And they are all not above harming innocent parties
So he’s taking every precaution there ever is
Barely lets you leave the mountain by yourself. Either him or someone else has to accompany you
Is constantly holding onto you, even more than usual
Can only sleep with you in the same bed, even more than usual
When your showing more and the baby is moving, good luck going anywhere by yourself
“Wukong-“ “Shhhhhh, I can feel ‘em kicking”
Will not ever miss when the baby is kicking, he swears he will witness every single one
When the baby is actually born, he is not leaning that little angels side
I feel like he is SUCH a girl dad. Idk why
Is mesmerized by every babble and smile with his kid.
Honestly, I feel like he enjoys tea time with his daughter. Pinky will be out and proud as he sips his ‘tea’
Macaque
Do not be surprised to see and extra shadow following you around for a bit
You’re very curious so you ask him about it
“Just trying to protect my kin”
… excuse me, THE FUCK-
After an explanation and you going off on him for not telling you (legit he thought you knew already), you just let the shadow be
Be ready to just see a baby room just fucking appear in your house.
You’re not even showing yet and this dude already has a stock pile of diapers and bottles and wipes and all the things
Over prepared ass mfer/pos
As soon as the baby is born, attached to the hip this one
Cannot get this man to put yalls child down. He is constantly hold them
(I keep wanting to say her. Why are they both girl dads? Who knows)
Can and will throw hands with the baby while they are out and about
MK
Shocked. Gob smacked
He is starting at the wall for a good few minutes
Then he is all over you, giving you all the love he can
You can see him drawing in his sketchbook a lot more
His excuse? “Just trying to capture that glow”
God he is ENAMORED with your growing body. Has to always be touching you in some way or form
There’s also anxiety with him
He can only imagine how he can handle a child while also being Wukongs successor.
Is trying so so hard to be with you and the kid but GOD THE VILLAINS ARE FUCKING ATTACKING HIM
When the kid arrives, he enjoys just drawing with em in the room
Sometimes he tries to draw what they will look like when they grow up. He hopes they atleast get your eyes
King of Daddy- Kid dates while you get some me time. None of them would say no to spending time with your kid while you go and do your own thing but MK especially loves it
That’s all I got
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libraryofolive · 6 months ago
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candy please!
featuring: Modern AU!Husband!Suguru Geto x fem!reader
genre: fluff, drabble
word count: 1.2k
synopsis: You and your husband decided to take your twin daughters trick or treating for the first time.
part two of spooky section, my 2024 Halloween event!
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Nanako and Mimiko coming into yours and Suguru’s life truly was a blessing. The two young girls had fitted into your lives so seamlessly that sometimes you couldn’t even remember what life was like without them. So, when it came to their first Halloween with the two of you, you knew you had to make it special.
The idea for your family costume came quickly and easily, straight from the girls’ current favourite TV show. Suguru had taken some convincing - “but they’re dogs,” he had protested - but one pleading look from you and his daughters had any other objections dying in his throat.
The lead up to final day of October had been full of many other Halloween traditions: you had carved pumpkins (only slightly destroying your kitchen whilst doing so), taught the twins how to bob for Apples, and even taken the girls to a corn maze. But what everyone in your household seemed most excited for was the promise of free sweets in the form of trick-or-treating.
You and Suguru were stood in front of the girls, who were sat on your kitchen island, various different colours of face paint and cheap make up strewn all over it. The two of you had yet to do your own make up, deciding it would be easier to quickly do it yourselves whilst your little rascals got themselves into their outfits. Said rascals were giddy with glee, large close-lipped grins taking up most of their face as you painted Mimiko orange and Nanako was being painted blue by your husband.
“How much candy do you think you girls will be getting tonight?” You asked the two as you gathered more orange onto your sponge.
“Millions!” Nanako squealed in reply.
“Millions? You’ll still be eating it when you’re on old granny!” You joked.
“Yeah, you’ll still be eating it when you look like Uncle Satoru.” Suguru joined.
“Is Uncle Toru really an old granny?” Mimiko asked quietly.
“Mhmm - Nana, I need you to stay really still for this bit - yeah Mimi, Satoru is really old.” You looked over at Suguru to see his tongue peeking out of his lips slightly as he coloured in the tip of Nanako’s nose with a black pencil.
“How old is he?” The currently half-orange Mimiko asked.
“96.” You responded, a sly smile gracing your lips. You would be visiting your husband’s best friend later, and couldn’t wait to see what this conversation brought.
“Wow, that is old.”
“Oh yeah, you should ask him what life was like before cars.”
“He’s older than cars?” a gob-smacked Nanako gasped.
“Oh yeah.” Suguru agreed, “he’s like, super ancient.” There was a pause, “Right, you’re all done Nana, go get your costume on. Be careful of your make-up though!” He lifted the girl off the counter, and as soon as her feet were on the ground she was sprinting off to the costume neatly hung up in her room. Mimiko was soon following her, scurrying off to complete the transformation into her favourite cartoon animal.
You and your husband sat down at the counter, picking up hand mirrors and sponges to start your own make-up for the evening.
“I still can’t believe you talked me into this.” The man next to you sighed as he rubbed blue paint into his cheeks.
“As I recall, there was no talking needed. All we had to do was unleash the puppy-dog eyes.”
“Fitting, really.” You hummed, focusing more of your energy on perfecting the brown spot over one of your eyes. “You’ve really put a lot of effort into this.”
You sighed, “I mean, I just want them to have fun. And you know I’ve always loved Halloween.”
“The amount of costume parties you’ve dragged me to since before we were together speaks volumes in that regard.”
“Exactly. I just want them to love it as much as I always have.”
“Have you seen how excited they are for this? Honey, you go so above and beyond for our girls. They love you so much. And your enthusiasm has always been infectious.”
“What do you mean?”
“Babe, Halloween was always neither here nor there for me before we met. It was mostly just Satoru using it as an excuse to eat bucket-fulls of sweets and get himself shit-scared at some crappy horror movie. Then I met you, and all of a sudden I couldn’t imagine not dressing up, or going to a party, or even carving a pumpkin.”
“Don’t you dare make me cry my make-up off.” You threatened at his heartfelt words.
“Wouldn’t dream of it.” He stood up, officially finished with his make-up. “I’ll go see how the girls are doing.” He kissed the top of your head as he made his way out of the kitchen.
“And get your costume on! I want photos together before we head out!”
You pulled up to Gojo’s house, his being the test-run for the girls’ trick-or-treating. You had decided to trick-or-treat around his outrageously wealthy neighbourhood, and he had even offered for you all to stay at his home afterwards (although you and Suguru theorised it was an excuse to convince your daughters to share their stash of candy with him). You got the girls out of their booster seats and walked them to the front door, explaining what they should do.
“You shout ‘trick or treat!’, okay?” The girls looked at each other and nodded, before yelling it at the top of their lungs.
“No, sweethearts, you do it after he open the door, okay? How else will he know its you?” Suguru said through chuckles. He knocked on his best friend’s house, the door swinging open rapidly.
“Candy please!” The girls exclaimed, holding out their little pumpkin baskets to Gojo. You shook your head, half sighing-half laughing, whilst Suguru let out a roar of laughter. Nanako wandered straight past Gojo, as if to go and make herself at home, Mimiko trying to drag you with her as she followed her sister.
“You’re the family from Bluey!” Gojo said excitedly, looking at all of your costumes.
“No, Nana, Mimi you can’t just go into random stranger houses-” You rushed after your daughters, ignoring the white haired man completely.
“But he’s not a stranger, he’s Uncle Toru!” Nanako yelled from the sofa, where she had made herself comfortable.
“Yeah, but we’re going to lots of people’s houses tonight, and you can’t just walk in, okay?”
“Maybe we should try that again…” Suguru suggested from the doorstep, where he was still stood with his best friend.
“Good idea. Okay, girls, come with me.” They took your hands as you led them back outside, Gojo closing the door after you.
“Remember, you say trick or treat when he opens the door, okay?” Suguru said as he knocked on the door.
“Okay!” The two kids chorused. The door swung open once again to reveal Satoru Gojo.
“Is it true you’re older than cars?”
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punchspeedchunk · 3 months ago
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BABY RIZ TIME
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Taking a break from the Gob Squad OC's for some lil baby man Riz sketches.
One is for @whatisamildopinion 's Aasimar Riz AU, and really they all could be, I just wasn't bothered to draw his markings on all of them because I got too complicated with them and I'm lazy lol.
But ye, lil baby Riz like
Crawly scuttly bugs: FOOD
Nutritionally complete apple flavoured paste: What is this poison mother
And his ears are so big and heavy he can barely perk them up, they fold over like elephant ears. This boy is 20% ears by weight.
Also he likes his Griffon plushie but get that Baronies Doll the fuck away from him.
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mostlysignssomeportents · 3 months ago
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Petard (Part II)
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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2025/01/31/the-blood-speech/#dudeface-from-chiapas
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Biden's FCC unanimously passed a rules banning landlords from accepting kickbacks to force all their tenants to use one ISP as a rental condition. Last week, Trump's FCC boss Brendan Carr (who voted for the rule just last year) killed it, saying that he was sticking up for tenants, who would somehow save money from this sleazy arrangement:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/01/fcc-chair-nixes-plan-to-boost-broadband-competition-in-apartment-buildings/
In some ways, this is to be expected. The Trump agenda is about trussing and plating working people so rich sociopaths can conveniently devour them whole. On the other hand, this move lays bare the long-run historical phenomena that led to this moment. Case in point: back in 2013, I wrote a sf story about this very subject, Petard, which was published in MIT Tech Review's 2014 anthology Twelve Tomorrows, edited by Bruce Sterling:
https://mitpress.mit.edu/9780262535595/twelve-tomorrows-2014/
I love that story, and upon re-reading it, I realized that it was extremely timely. So timely, in fact, that I decided to serialize it over four days on my newsletter. If you're feeling impatient, you can tune into a four-part podcast version from 2014 and 2018:
https://archive.org/details/Cory_Doctorow_Podcast_278
https://archive.org/details/Cory_Doctorow_Podcast_292
https://archive.org/details/Cory_Doctorow_Podcast_293
https://archive.org/details/Cory_Doctorow_Podcast_294_-_Petard_04
Here's part one of the story:
https://pluralistic.net/2025/01/30/landlord-telco-industrial-complex/#part-one
And now, onto part two!
My advisor is named Andronicus Andronicus Niyazov, and her parents had a sense of humor, clearly. She founded the Networks That Change lab three years ago after she fled Kazakhstan one step ahead of Gulnara's death-squad, but they say that she still provides material aid to the army of babushkas that underwent forced sterilization under old man Karimov's brutal regime. Her husband, Arzu, lost an eye in Gezi. They're kind of a twitter uprising power-couple.
I'm the only undergrad in the lab, and the grad students were slathering at the thought of having a bottle-washing dogsbody in residence. Someone to clean out the spam filters, lexically normalize the grant proposals, deworm the Internet of Things, get the limescale out of the espresso machine, and defragment the lab's prodigious store of detritus, kipple and moop.
Two days after telling them all where they could stick it, I got a meeting in AA's cube.
"Sit down, Lukasz," she said. My birth certificate read "Lucas," but I relished the extra consonants. I perched on a tensegrity chair that had been someone grad student's laser-cutter thesis project. It creaked like a haunted attic and its white acrylic struts were grubby as a snowbank a day after the salting trucks. AA's chair was patched with steeltape, huge black cocoony gobs of it. And it still creaked.
I waited patiently. My drop was in my overalls' marsupial pouch, and I stuffed my hands in there, curling my fingers around it and kneading it. It comforted me. AA closed the door.
"Do you know why my lab doesn't have any undergrads?" she asked.
I gave it another moment to test for rhetoricalness, timed out, then gave it a shot. "You don't want to screw around with getting someone up to speed. You want to get the wo rk done."
"Don't be stupid. Grad students need as much hand-holding as undergrads. No, it's because undergrads are full of the dramas. And the dramas are not good for getting the work done."
"Andronicus," I said, "I'm not the one you should be talking to –" I felt a flush creeping up my neck — "they –"
She fixed me with a look that froze my tongue and dried the spit in my mouth. "I spent four years in Dolinka prison in Kazakhstan. Three of my cellmates committed suicide. One of them bled out on me from the top bunk while I slept. I woke covered in her blood.." She looked at her screen, snagged her attention on it, ignored me for a minute while she typed furiously. Turned back. "What did your labmates do, Lukasz, that you would like to talk to me about?"
"Nothing," I mumbled. I hated being dismissed like this. Of course she could trump anything I was inclined to complain about. But it was so… invalidating.
"Never forget that there is blood in the world's veins, Lukasz. You've done something clever with your years on this planet. You're here to see if you can figure out how to do something important, now. We want to systematize the struggle here, figure out how to automate it, but eventually there will always be blood. You need to learn to be dispassionate about the interpersonal conflicts, to save your anger for the people who deserve it, and to channel that anger into a theory of action that leads to change. Otherwise, you will be an undergraduate who worries about being picked on."
"I know –" I said. "I know. Sorry."
She held out a hand to stop me fleeing. "Lukasz, there is change to be had out there. It waits for us to discover its fulcrums. That's the research project here. But the reason for the research is the change. It's to be the bag of blood in the streets or the board-room or the prison. That's what you're learning to do here."
I didn't say anything. She turned back to her screen. Her fingers beat the keyboard. I left.
I pretended not to notice three of AA's grad students hastily switching off their infrared laser-pointers as I opened her glass door and walked back out to the lab. Everyone, including AA, knew that they'd been listening in, but the formal characteristics of our academic kabuki required us all to pretend that I'd just had a private conversation.
I pulled my laptop out of my bag and uncrumpled its bent corners. I'd only made it a week before and I didn't have time or energy to fold up another one. It was getting pretty battered in my bag, though, the waxed cardboard shell getting more worn and creased in less time than ever before. Not even my most extreme couch-surfing voyages had been this hard on my essential equipment. The worst part was that the keyboard surface had gotten really smashed — I think I'd closed up the box with a sharpie trapped inside it — so the camera that watched my fingers as they typed on the letters printed on the cardboard sheet was having a hard time getting the registration right. I'd mashed the spot where the backspace was drawn so many times that I'd worn the ink off and had to redraw it (more sharpie — a cardboard laptop owner's best friend).
Now the screen was starting to go, the little short-throw projector attached to the pinhead-sized computer taped inside the back of the box was misreading the geometry of the mirror it bounced the screen image off of, which keystoned and painted the image on the rice-paper scrim set into the laptop's top half. The image was only off by about 10 degrees, but it was enough to screw up the touchscreen registration and give me a mild headache after only a couple hours of staring at it. I'd noticed that a lot of the MIT kids carried big plastic and metal and glass laptops, which had seemed like some kind of weird retro affectation. But campus life was more of an off-road experience than I'd suspected.
But I'd never go glass-and-plastic. AA thought that the way to win a war was to shed your blood. I have a limited supply of blood. There's a lot more cardboard out there. Why fight with meat and blood when you can use free infrastructure and good code to organize a resistance. You'll never win a war of atoms against the Powers That Be. They'll always have more lethal atoms. When they're hitting you with a baton, your glass-and-plastic number will crumple just as surely as a cardboard laptop. The best way to beat a policeman's baton was to be somewhere else when he was swinging it.
I spent fifteen minutes unfolding the laser-cut cardboard and smoothing out the creases, re-sticking everything with fiber-tape from an office-supply table in the middle of the lab, and then running through the registration and diagnostics built into the OS until the computer was in a usable state again. The whole time, I was hotly conscious of the grad students' sneaky gaze on me, the weird clacking noise of their fingers on real mechanical keyboards — seriously, who used a keyboard that was made of pieces anymore? Was I really going to have to do that? — as their chatted about me.
Yes, about me. It's not (just) ego: I could tell. I can prove it. I was barely back up and running and answering all my social telephones when some dudeface from Chiapas sat down conspicuously next to me and said, "It's Lukasz, right?" He held out his hand.
I looked at it for a moment, just to make the point, then shook. "Yeah. You're Juanca, right?" Of course he was Juanca. He'd been burned in effigy by Zetas every year for four years, and his entire family, all the way to third cousins, were either stateside or in Guatemala or El Salvador, hiding out from narcoterrorists who were still pissed about Juanca's anonymizer, a mixmaster that was the number one go-to source of convictable evidence against Zeta members whose cases went to trial. If it wasn't for the fact that Juanca's network had also busted an assload of corrupt cops, prosecutors, judges, government ministers, regional governors and one Secretary of State, they'd have given him a ministerial posting and a medal. As it was, he was in exile. Famous. Loved. It helped that he was rakishly handsome — which I am not, for the record — and that he had a bounty on his head and had been unsuccessfully kidnapped on the T, getting away through some badass parkour that got captured in CCTV jittercam that made him look like he was moving in a series of short teleports.
"Yeah. You got the blood speech, huh?"
I nodded.
"It's a good one," he said. I didn't think so. I thought it was bullshit. I didn't say so.
We stared at each other. "Welp," he said. "Take it easy."
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captainlondonman · 2 months ago
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OFFICE SKIN
I went back to the office for an extra shift. The security guard was different This one looked aggressive in his white shirt with epaulets, black tie, tight black trousers and cap pulled low down over his forehead. I could see his head was shaven. The toned body and thick neck together with the uniform already made my cock stir as I signed in. 
Which floor are you on, he barked
Third, I gulped, trying to get a view of his crotch as I bent my head to sign in.
I’ll see you on my round, so make sure you behave.
I could scarcely work thinking of this 6’2” security guard in his tight uniform probably coming into my office and every time I thought of him my cock grew hard. I wanted to wank but was scared of him coming in and catching me.
About an hour later he strolled in and without asking sat in a chair opposite my desk with one leg over the other.
Busy
Yeah OK
I could see he was wearing 21 hole DMs, nicely polished.
Looking at my boots are you?
Eh, yes I mumbled, it must take a lot of spit and polish to get them as shiny.
It does, and in fact they could do with a good spit now.
It will be difficult to take them off while you are on duty.
I ain’t taking them off, boy, cause you look as if you want to do it for me. You like boots don’t you, nice fucking shiny boots. So get round here and start your work and forget about that other crap you’re pretending to do.
Right
Right, sir. You hear, you call me Sir. It’s what you want, a bit of discipline, now get down and start spitting.
Christ his boots smelt good and I loved rolling my spit and emptying it onto his boots to lick over the shiny surface. My cock was hard and could feel the precum on my tip. One foot firmly on my neck kept my head tight against his other boot.
Like it faggot
Yes Sir
Say it louder
Yes SIR
He got hold of my shirt collar and pulled me up so we were face to face.
Right little faggot, loves spit and my boots. Well I prefer to use my spit elsewhere and with that he threw his head back and gobbed all over my face. I could feel his spit moving down my face
Fucking lick my spit boy
And with that he took his hand and rubbed the spit roughly into my skin gobbing a second time to make sure my face was being pasted. Feeling his hand crush my face made me catch my breath. He took his cap off revealing his shaven head, looking a real aggressive skin. You fucking luv this pussy boy, bet that cock of yours is real hard.
While holding my face in the cup of one hand he rammed his other into my crotch grabbing my bulging packet. I shot my load and could feel the spunk oozing out from my pinstripe trousers and into his hand.
I never told you to fucking cum boy, did I
No Sir I blurted 
You’ll fucking well pay for that.
Get back on your knees.
I could feel my cum running down my pin stripe trousers forming a large stain but it felt good.
Before I knew it I was kneeling with my hands tied behind my back staring at my master.
Stay there, pussy boy, time you were changed. I’ll be back.
He came back  a few minutes later with a bag and took out a shaver.
I want that fucking pretty hair of yours off, and now.
I felt the shaver removing my hair but could feel more air around my head. It felt good
That’s only part, boy, I ain’t finished yet, your’e finished with that fucking poncy boy look. Anyone who likes spit, rough and uniform should look as if they do, not like a fucking pussy boy.
He then took out a razor and started again on my hair. I could see all on the floor but I didn’t care.
That’s better, you look more like a man, like a skin, the way I want you.
He then untied me and told me to strip and be quick about it. I could feel my cock growing again.
Keep your cock down. There’s time enough.
Open that bag, there’s my  mate Dave’s kit inside. Get it on and quick. 
I took out the clothes and loved what I saw.
Stop staring and fucking get them on. It’s what you want to look like ain’t it. You want to be a fucking skin boy, like a real bloke who loves spit, piss and aggro.
I put on the white socks, they looked used and smelt cheesy, someone’s else’s feet had been in them and it smelt good. 
That’s right get that nose of yours into Dave’s socks, fucking cheesy, you love that don’t you knowing another bloke’s been wearing these. 
Then the Fred Perry black tee shirt, the bleachers which were really tight and I could hardly get me cock down inside as it was so hard but it made a bloody huge bulge in the denim, the red braces and finally I put on the 21 hole steel capped Ranger boots with white laces. I could feel my cock rubbing against dried cum. Dave had obviously worn these and had cum several times in them, I could feel the large patch of dry cum and it made my cock even bigger thinking of how he had cum and all that spunk smearing his leg and trying to get through his bleachers. There was also a good big piss stain on the front. Dave was obviously not one to shake himself after a piss, or perhaps my master had forced him to pee in his jeans. Whichever made me feel more and more fucking randy.
That’s better. If I’m gonna fuck I want to fuck a man not a pussy. Now skinboy, get down on yer knees
Yes sir
My eyes were level with his crotch and I could see a massive cock straining at his black flies. He moved his hand over and groped making the bulge even bigger.
Before you start boy I’m putting these on you for a bit of restraint. He took out some tit clamps with a chain between and fixed one to each of my tits. The pain was intense as my nipples were crushed but with the intake of breath came a real sexual feeling. While holding the chain he slid his zip down and manhandled his cock which sprang out into my face. It was a good 9” with a large helmet.
There’s a fucking man size cock for you. It’s what you want, isn’t it skinboy.
He pulled on the chain sharply jerking my tits.
Get your mouth round that. I want to feel my prick right down the back of your throat so you are fucking well gagging.
I slurped at his cock. I wanted the whole fucking huge bit of meat down my throat. I was choking with the size but I couldn’t stop I wanted every fucking inch. He fucked my face forcing my head tight into his crotch while he pushed in and out. Every now and then while he pulled at the clamps he would take his prick out and slap it against my face, gobbing onto my head and rubbing his spit into my newly shaven top. God my cock was hard. I wanted to shoot my load but wanted to suck him for ever. It felt good to have his real man size dick down my throat being face fucked.
Enough of that boy. I want to fuck you now.
But Sir your’e too big to go up my arse.
Look boy your’e having this up yer crack like it or not, but we both know you really want it. Skins have big dicks and even yours now looks
 not bad.
He pulled me up and turned me round sharply pushing me down on my desk. His massive hands came round my chest and while he was undoing my flies, he was groping my stiff dick.
That’s it, that hard cock of yours shows you want a fucking big dick up yer arse.
I could feel him gobbing into his cock sliding the spit up and down and then into my crack.. His cock started to push into my arse. At first I thought my arse would never open enough to take it and part of me felt relief. Suddenly his weapon split my crack  and a searing pain ripped through me as his cock slid up my passage.
Nice tight bum, boy but your’e ready for it, ain’t you.
I felt it go all the way up, it filled my arse. His crotch was tight against my bum. He started to pull out almost the whole way and then rammed it home. He grabbed my chest and rammed and rammed.
Fucking move that arse of your boy. You want my dick so take it and feel it all the way up. I wanted more and more
Fuck me sir, fuck me I groaned
Too fucking right he said  take this fucking man dick up your bum
And with that I felt his load exploding inside me, he seemed to cum and cum. Feeling his cum oozing inside me and he continued to thrust his cock up my arse was too good. My cock couldn’t contain its load any longer and I came all over the desk spurting out my spunk.
Get yourself dressed, boy, and forget that fucking pin stripe. You stay in these clothes. Your’e coming out with me and I only go with skins. I want to see you at the door in 5 minutes with that cock of yours washed and stuck down your bleachers. Skin boys don’t want underwear. We show our cocks and are fucking proud of them. I did as I was told and as I washed my cock I saw my change for the first time in the mirror. I no longer looked a ‘pussy boy’ I looked mean, aggressive and fucking butch. The DMs looked great, the braces, the bleachers with my cock again stiffening make a big packet. I felt rough. I spat into my hands and rubbed the gob over my head. Fucking good as I kicked the waste baskets over the floor. I wanted some rough action. As I arrived at the entrance my guard master came out a side door. Gone was the uniform and in its place was a white Fred Perry, red braces, bleachers, DM Boots up to his knees with red laces and his green bomber jacket. I couldn’t take my eyes of his crotch. His crotch bulge seemed to go half way down his leg. 
Yes boy just think that’s been up your arse and I’m not finished yet. Your’e coming with me.
As we walked down the road I could feel people looking at us and moved aside. It was good. Every now and again my master shouted Fuck you,want trouble, move out the fucking way.
We passed a pub and I was pulled into a side alley.
Right boy we are going to have some fun. Blokes often come out from that Pub for a pee in this alley. We won’t have long to wait. You’ll do as I say and when I say.
After about five minutes as we were standing in the shadows, a bloke walked into the alley. He was about 6’ with a no.1 crop tight shirt and jeans. He took out his cock and started to piss against the wall. A good sized dick with steaming piss. Just as he finished my master stepped out of the shadows.
Like to piss out here do you. Well your’e not the only one. With that he seized the chap and had his arms up his back.
Stop it your’e hurting me, I’m only having a piss.
Stop being such a fucking pansy. I want a piss as well. Boy hold his arms. I hadn’t done this before but thinking of how I had looked in the loos I wanted to hurt the bloke make him fucking sore. I really liked giving him the half nelson.
Push him down on to his knees, boy.
As the bloke sank to his knees my master pulled out that cock that I knew well.
I said I wanted a piss and I have a load of piss in this dick that you are gonna take it all. Open your fucking mouth. I want to see you swallow my steaming hot piss.
He started to piss down the bloke’s front. It started slowly then more and more piss as he directed his cock at the bloke’s mouth. I pulled his head back, forcing him to open his mouth in surprise. The piss gushed into his mouth and he started to swallow, not spit out. As it slopped over his face so his mouth seemed to want more and more. He groaned with pleasure as master’s piss ran over his face. I moved the bloke’s head tight against my crotch, rubbing it against my prick which was rigid from watching him take so much piss.
As he flipped his prick to get rid of all the piss, master bent down and groped the lad’s cock.
I thought so, you fucking loved that didn’t you, you fucking pansy. That cock of yours is fucking hard. Let’s see how good you are at sucking cock. Skin boy get round here and let him see your cock. It looks as if it needs some action. I needed no prompting as I pulled out my stiff dick and rammed it into his mouth. 
Take that you fucking dick head, I yelled. Take my fucking cock right down your throat. You love taking skinboy cock don’t you.
That’s right boy you tell him your’e skin and that he takes it all.
It wasn’t just the feel of my cock in his mouth it was the feeling of power of being called a skin that turned me on.
Don’t cum now we ain’t finished yet.
I pulled away as the master turned the bloke round and pushed him against the wall. With one hand he ripped the guys jeans down round his knees. 
Nice arse ripe for fucking, eh. That’s what you want. First piss and now cock. 
Turning to me he said Give me some of your spit boy and get that cock out your bleachers. I want to see it. Looks fucking big and hard.
I gobbed into his hand which he smeared over his cock, while I pulled my straining dick  out of my jeans.
Boy liked my prick and so will you mate
He edged the blokes arse apart slaping at his cheeks
Need to warm them up for my big dick.
With that he rammed his cock up the arse taking the bloke’s breath away but I noted he was quickly starting to move his bum back and forward as Master pushed up and up.
Like being fucked by a skin don’t you. Like a bit of rough. Look at that fucking bum. You love skin cock don’t you.
Yes, he groaned
I found it a real turn on seeing my master fuck the living daylights out of this bloke, seeing a real skin fuck and knowing I’d just had the cock up my arse. I started to stroke my cock rubbing in the spit to keep the head good and moist. I could feel the precum. Master took hold of my cock  and rubbed it hard while thrusting his own cock further up the bloke’s arse.
What do ya say, scum, the skin said. Go on tell me you fucker.
Oh, fuck me sir really fuck me.
Master had his arm round the bloke’s neck pumping him, in and out, jerking the blokes head back. With a fucking great moan he came his load inside the bloke.
You ain’t finished yet scum. Right skin boy get over here I want to see that cock of yours up this arse. I made it good and warm. The hole’s big and ready for your dick. You’ll feel my spunk once your cock is up.
I didn’t use any spit, I just wanted to fuck him dry. I felt at last like a fucking skin, I didn’t want to be nice I wanted him to know who I was. A skin. I put my hand round his mouth and another round his cock which was fucking hard.
See this scum I’m gonna fuck you hard. Your’e gonna feel every inch of this big dick. You wanna be fucked by a skin don’t you.
I stuffed a hankie into his mouth
Gag on this you fucking queer, shove that arse out and take my fucking dick. You love big cock don’t you. Your’e taking it all, fucking scum bag. 
Shit I liked this fuck ramming my cock up his arse, gagging him and seeing the master stroking his dick which was hard again.
Fuck you I yelled as I came exploding inside load after load of cum. The bloke came at the same time spurting his cum through my hands and groaning, Christ yes, yes, fuck me.
Well done skin boy, youv’e learnt your lesson. I knew you wanted to be a skin as soon as I saw you.
I took my cock out of his arse and wiped it across his cheeks before plunging it back down my jeans with just enough juice left to form a wet patch on the crotch.
One final thing before we leave.
And with that he kneed the bloke in the back forcing him down in the alley. I didn’t need to be told, I knew what to do.
Fuck you you fucking stupid pansy boy, as I laid into his arse with my DMs. That’ll show you to mix with two skins. It felt good to use violence It felt good to call myself a skin.
The master put his arm round my neck and said
Right lets go and see Dave. It’s his gear you’re wearing. Time you’d paid him back. It’s skins together.
We reached a house nearby and Master led the way upstairs. As the door opened I could see the TV on. A video was showing a group of skins gang banging a couple of young guys, shouting abuse at them. I gave my crotch a grope feeling my prick rise as the skins dominated the guys. Lying on a bed was Dave, in his skin kit of white Ben Sherman, black braces and bleachers with Ranger boots and white laces. His hand was rubbing  his crotch and I could see his big hard on straining inside the jeans.
Fucking good this, he said, making me feel fucking hot.
Master put his hand on my shoulder and said
You recognise this skins clothes, Dave. They’re yours. He looked a right pussy boy before I dealt with him but looks fucking good now, don’t he. He was fucking turned on by your cheesy socks and cum stained bleachers.
Yeah?, well he owes me fucking big time. I said I was feeling horny and I can see you eying my big dick. I was just about to get it out for a wank but I can now get it down your throat. As he unbuttoned his fly to force his cock out I didn’t need to be told what to do.
Getting down on my knees I put my arm under his arse and pulled him forward to get him standing and as he stood up my mouth was already covering his knob head. It was a good long cock with a thick head. I spat onto it to make it easier to take and could feel it slipping down the back of my throat. It felt fucking good. As I sucked so my hand started to grope his arse which was tight and large.
He fucking loves my dick. Look at the way he gobbling it. He obviously been on yours first . So you like my fucking skin gear. Bet you love that I’ve come in those jeans, had my spunk fucking running down my legs. Love it don’t you. 
Dave moved his boot under my crotch and rubbed it feeling my hard dick bulging in the jeans.
Fucking good dick there mate. I knew you liked this. 
He then grabbed my head back from his cock and taking hold of a sock rammed it in my mouth.
So you fucking like cheese do ya. Well then here’s a fucking dirty sock that’I’ve had on for days. Fucking stinks don’t it.
The smell was really strong but as I gagged I wanted more. It was so fucking cheesy that I could feel my cock ready to burst with spunk.
Turning round I could see master rubbing his cock, his legs apart, feet firmly planted on the ground.
Dave lifted me up, took out the sock and spat in my face rubbing in the spit with his hand. That’ll do for now. I need to piss after all that beer so ready piss boy.
With that Dave rip with steaming hot piss. It ran over my face and down my front. I wanted it all down my throat as I bent forward to get my mouth as near to his cock tip as possible. Christ it stung but it tasted fucking great and I loved it soaking through my tee shirt and bleachers, after all the jeans already had a piss dried stain from Dave. 
Christ he loves piss this boy, look at the ways he gagging for it, all my fucking steamy piss. Looks as if you are ready for my cock up that arse of yours. I wanna shoot my load. This is better that any fucking video.
I had been turned on by this and my cock was wanting out but I was dammed if he was going to fuck me. I don’t need this shit, I thought, I’m a fucking skin now.
Yeah’ I said putting my face against his, we’ll see who gets fucked. I felt that arse of yours and it’s fucking needing a cock up it and it’s gonna be mine. They may be your clothes but I’m now a skin.
I kneed his cock causing him to crumple then put my arm round his head and yanked it back locking him in my power. Now, we’’ll see who fucking loves it. I pushed him down over a table, stripped him of his braces, undid his flies and yanked his jeans round his ankles. 
Don’t mess with me, it’s time my big dick was up your arse.
Spreading a good load of gob over my dick I forced my cock in. There was no time to waste in case he tried to get out of my grip. Anyway I wanted my cock in his arse.
Fucking hell, he yelled, what a fucking big cock, Christ.
My cock was right up his arse and it felt great.
You fucking like dick in that arse of yours, fucking big dick, my fucking big dick, I hissed in his ear. Take a load of my fucking gob, as I spat into his ear.
His arse started to move tight into my crotch.
That’s some great dick mate, Christ it feels fucking good.
Master had taken his cock out. It looked as good as I remembered. Huge head. He gobbed into his hand and spread the spit up and down his cock.
I ain’t missing out on this. If you two think you can fuck while I just look think again. My cock wants a piece of the action and, skinboy, I remember that arse of yours only too well. You fucking danced on my dick.
He took his hand across my arse and I winced with the pain, but there was no way I was taking my cock out of Dave’s arse. As I started to push my dick higher up Dave’s arse, I felt Master spreading the cheeks of my arse.
One good fuck deserves another, he said.
His hands came round my chest as his cock started to split open my cheeks.His fingers started working on my tits. He was rough with them squeezing them tightly and pulling them. I didn’t give a shit about the pain, its what I expected and it made my cock even harder in Dave’s arse. Also I wanted that dick right up to the hilt and pushed my arse back to take the full length. As I  arched back so Dave moved with making sure my dick was firmly up his arse. I put my arm around Dave and felt his dick rock solid.
Christ this is what I want, fucking a skin and being fucked by one, even better being fucked by the skin with the biggest cock.
Ride my cock boy, master shouted, let me feel all that arse. Like his cock Dave?
Fucking fantastic, go one boy really fuck me I wanna feel that dick the whole way up, go on start wanking me. Ooh, that’s fucking great. Rip my arse apart you skin boy .
Yeah you love this you fucking skin, my dick up your big arse. Go on let me feel it the whole way up, I yelled, Fuck me Master really fuck me.
The 3 of us were glued to one another, humping each other, fucking the living daylights. Skin heads together. Fucking while being fucked was the best ever
Christ really wank me boy I’m about to cum, Christ fuck me hard.
Yeah, master shouted, I’m ready to shoot my load up that arse of your’s. Take it boy and fuck dave for all your worth, go on fuck him and take …this. As he gave a final push dave shot his load all over the table thro’ my hand, lots of sticky cum. That was it. I spurted by spunk up his arse at the same time as I felt a huge warm load up cum up my arse from Master. He shot and shot as I fucked dave senseless. Take that you fucking skin, Christ give me your cum, Master.
The 3 of us collapsed on one another sweat pouring off our bodies. The smell of sweat and cum mixed together was great. As we fell apart, Master turned me round and stuck his tongue down my throat, our mouths glued. You ain’t going nowhere, skin boy. This is where you belong. 
Fuck the pinstripe, I thought, you’re a skin man now. This is life
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hi! i’m new to your account , i came from your fluffy oldman!logan headcannons and they were to die for!! i loved it so much!!!
if you find time, do you mind making 40s!bucky barnes x reader headcannons but before hydra had taken him away? yknow, going to see stark expo, waiting for him to return from war, all that jazz?
i’m sure it will be amazing !!!! thank you so much , i really appreciate it !!🤍🤍
hi!! welcome to my account- I'm so happy to have you join us!! if you're new here and a fan of 40s!bucky I recommend checking out my 40s!Bucky Barnes x Rogers!Reader Collection but omg thank you for this because I love any excuse to discuss 40s buck.
⋆。°✩ Dating 1940's!Bucky ⋆。°✩
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The first time you met was at a dance club.
Bucky had been staring at you from across the room the entire night: watching the way your face lit up when you laughed along with your friends, and how your feet tapped along to the rhythm of the music as your friends danced while you watched their bags.
Your friends had teased you about your admirer, but you assured them they were seeing things. That was until with a clap on the back by his own friends, Bucky pushed himself out of his seat and strode across the room to you.
“Hey, doll.” Bucky smiled, putting out his cigarette. “Wanna dance?”
And who were you to say no?
From then on you were inseparable. You met Steve within the week and his mother within the month.
Before you, he had never taken home a single girl to meet his mother and sister. When Bucky had suggested it to his mother, she had a sneaky feeling that you were the one.
"What are we having for dinner on Friday, Ma?"
"I don't know, James. Why?" His mother asked
"I was just thinking... I could invite.. this girl over," Buck said, drumming his fingers on the countertop to play it cool. "Think you'll like her."
His mother would turn back to stirring the pot to hide her smile as his sister smothered a laugh beside her.
"Sure, hon." His mother said. "I'd love to meet her."
And when she finally did meet you? Boy was she a fan. Someone had finally managed to rangle her "lady's man" son into the type of guy who pulled out your chair for you, fumbled over his words with a blush, and said "please" and "thank you" to his mother when she passed a dish all to impress you.
He’d ask you to call him James instead of Bucky. Bucky was what his friends called him, but he wanted a name held exclusively for you.
He’d show up to your job with a bouquet of flowers he bought off some kid on the street and all the ladies in the office would gush.
“You’ve got a good one sweetie.”
“-And handsome! Look at that face!”
As mentioned above, when Bucky found out that the Stark Expo was in town he would have bought you both (and Steve) tickets before even asking you.
"Wow..." Bucky sighed, gob smacked, pulling you towards the stage where the flying car levitated above the ground. "You think there's enough room in the back seat for us to-"
"James!"
"Just messin' with you, hun." He laughed, kissing your forehead. "My car works just fine."
When his Ma and Rebecca were out he would slow dance with you in the apartment, letting the echoes of someone playing trumpet outside drift through the window and transport you into a world of your own.
I have a feeling he would always be sneaking up on you.
"James!"
"Aw, don't worry, doll." Bucky laughed, kissing your cheek. "Just me."
When Bucky got the letter in the mail, notifying him that he was being drafted, he was alone. His hands shook as he imagined everything that he had built crashing down and before he even realized what he was doing, Bucky had asked his mother for her engagement ring.
When he saw you later that evening, you could immediately tell that something was off. Bucky had tried to play it off for the first thirty minutes before he could no longer bear it and shoved the letter into your hands.
"James..." You sighed, a crack in your voice. "What are we going to do?"
With shaky hands, he pulled the ring from his pocket and held it between you.
"Let's get married." He said. "I don't wanna go away without you being mine. Just say yes, sweetheart."
Two weeks later you were married in a modest ceremony with Steve as his best man and a reception that followed in his mother's apartment.
On the day he went off to war, you pulled him into a passionate kiss with a tug on his tie. His hands found themselves tangled in your hair as you gripped his lapels, praying if you just held on tight enough that you could keep him there.
With a lipstick stain imprinted on his cheek, you let your husband go. As Steve held you, you kept your watchful eye on Bucky until he was nothing more than a glimmer in the distance.
You wrote him letters every day. Although his responses were infrequent and short, they were drenched with love and longing.
Three months after Bucky left, you discovered you were pregnant.
When he found out, he was a blubbering mess at camp, telling Steve he had to get home.
But he never did.
Six months later, you delivered a baby girl and managed to get a call through to him from some camp they were at (perks of being Cap's best friend).
"You did such a good job, sweetheart." He said, fist in his mouth biting back a sob at the wailing of his baby girl in the background. "Fuck. I'll be home soon."
On the day Bucky died, Steve called you. You weren't sure what it was but before you had even picked up the phone, your heart had sank to your stomach. You knew.
Your soldier never did come back home.
When Bucky finally remembered who he was all those years later in 2016 and found himself at a museum exhibit in honor of him and Steve, he experienced a fresh shock when you appeared on screen.
Your hair had gone gray and fresh wrinkles crinkled at the corner of yours eyes as you smiled, reminiscing over the past- his past with you. You still looked the same, but with the fresh maturity of a woman who had lived, not the girl he had left behind.
"I always said the cigarettes would kill him," You laughed, wiping a tear away with a shaky hand. "If only I knew."
When Bucky finally regained control of himself and his memories, the realization of the life you lost because of his death is what haunted him more than any crime of the Winter Soldier's.
The life he promised you on lone nights staring up at the stars from his rooftop or in his vows on your wedding day were all for naught. You would never have a house of your own, a giggling gang of children who had his smile and your eyes, vacations to different parts of the country... none of it together- none of it shared.
Though, when Bucky first met your daughter that even at the age of eighty had a hint of his smile and your mannerisms, he sobbed.
"I'm so sorry I wasn't there."
"Don't feel sorry," She said sliding a rusted locket into Bucky's hands. "Mom always kept a photo of you on her. She never forgot you. So I guess you were with us after all."
Inside, a photo of the two of you on your wedding day stared back at him. This time he wasn't haunted but freed.
i had too much time to think and this became sad, oops!! sorry nonnie, but I hope you liked it <3. i also apologise if this is riddled with spelling errors,
we're chatting about our favourite MCU guys over in the ask box!!
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