#root beer guy is only where he is because I like what they did with him when he got resurrected
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Just finished the show a few days ago, so that's why I'm only just posting this now.
#also yes PB is problimatic but so are a lot of the other characters & i don't care#lady reinacorn would probably be higher in her category if i understood what she was saying but unfortunately i don't#tier list#adventure time#adventure time tier list#magic man is where he is because he became normal man otherwise he'd be in the last category#cinnamon bun is only where he is due to his character growth in the flame kingdom before that he would have been in the meh category#lsp is where she is coz i actually find her funny#hope tier 3 lemongrab is meant to be the 3rd version because I like him the best out of all the lemongrabs#sweet pea wasn't on there but i would probably put him before or after fern#root beer guy is only where he is because I like what they did with him when he got resurrected#speaking of which cherry sods should be on here to & if she was I'd probably place her before him#as her reaction to his death & resurrection was super interesting#just realised that starchy isn't on here either i think I'd place him before mr pig#on reflection I'd put the cosmic owl in the 3rd category after prismo#i haven't watched distant lands or fiona & cake yet so please no spoilers#tiffany is where he is because i find him funny even though he is always hating on my boy finn#upon reflection I actually find amo quite interesting (still annoying though)#with his desperate need to be loved without the ability to give it in return#& how no amount of affection would probably ever have been enough#like talk about depressing#on second thought i'd actually put Grob/Gob/Glob Grod in the cool powers but lack of personality category#ash actually belongs in the worst category coz how he gonna do my girl marcy like that#& Jake's alien dad should actually be in the crazy threat category#coz he straight up travels to different dimensions to make kids so he can drain them of their powers & then leave them to die#& wanted to do the same to his grandkids like that's some next level evil#recardio should really have is own category as while he is kind of threat (he did kidnap finn & jake & beat up lady that one time)#his just not scary like people in the crazy threat category are (more just creepy/weird/gross & annoying)
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911 - Ficlet
"You know what I'm really tired of," he says when Tommy answers the door, pushing past him into the house he's only ever been to a handful of times, but whose address he still has saved in his GPS as Tommy (home).
"Please, come in. Make yourself at home," Tommy says sourly. "Evan, what are you doing here?"
He makes a beeline for Tommy's fridge, and god he always has such pretentious fucking taste in beer. Good, but pretentious. And he's such a prissy bitch when you call him out on it. He'd loved that about him. Loves that.
He grabs one at random, hunting for the bottle opener in the drawer next to the sink. "Maddie thinks I need to learn how to be alone again." Takes a swallow. Tommy just stands there in the doorway, staring at him, not moving. "She's wrong. Couldn't manage to graduate from college, but I've got a fucking PhD in how to be alone." Takes another swig, and then pauses to look at the label, but this is actually really good. "What I need to learn is how to get someone to want to stay.
He looks at Tommy, who's still frozen in the doorway.
"She agrees with you, by the way. Also thinks I'm in love with Eddie." Takes another drink and then goes to root through Tommy's pantry for the doritos he knows are there somewhere, because Tommy won't admit it, but he loves them.
Makes a low triumphant noise when he finds them. Takes a handful and holds the bag out ot Tommy, "You want some?" Tommy shakes his head mutely.
He shrugs, "Your loss." Crunches his way though a few. "You're both wrong, you know. Even if it would be really fucking convenient for the narrative." Tommy starts to say something, and he cuts him off. "Am I sad that my best friend is gone? Yes. Am I not dealing well living in his house? Also yes. Fucking sue me." Crunches a few more chips and chases it with a swallow of beer. "Eddie's house was one of the first places I found where I was always welcome. He trusted me to take care of the most important thing in the world to him. I think I get to be upset that he moved back to Texas. I get why he went. I don't even disagree with it. I wish my parents had loved me half that much. I still get to be upset about it." Points the beer bottle at Tommy. "Okay?"
Tommy holds up his hands. "Okay."
He nods. Takes the last swallow of beer in the bottle. "What was I saying?"
Tommy shakes his head. "I have no idea. Evan, why are you here?"
He frowns. "Oh, I came to apologize."
Tommy's eyebrows go up. "This was an apology?"
He waves a hand. Contemplates whether he wants another beer. "No. I wanted to apologize for what I said, about not having feelings for everyone I slept with. That wasn't about you, but I realized that probably wasn't obvious."
"No," Tommy says, and finally crosses the kitchen to get a beer of his own. "It wasn't."
He takes the second beer when Tommy holds it out to him. He can uber home if he has to. "I was mad," he offers.
"Got that, thanks."
He snorts without really meaning too. "I missed this." Tommy's eyebrows go up. "The way you're bitchy and mean." Sits down at the table opposite Tommy. "I missed you. I don't know if I'm still in love with you, but I know I'm not over you, no matter how many things I bake."
"Bake?" Tommy echoes.
"I baked every time I wanted to call you, or thought about you. I could have opened a bakery with what I made." Rubs his hand down his jeans. "With what I'm still making." Risks a look at Tommy from under his lashes.
"Okay," Tommy says slowly. "So, if the comment about not having feelings for everyone you sleep with wasn't aimed at me, who was it aimed at?"
He grimaces. "Everyone? No, really. Everyone keeps telling me to get back on the horse, or there are other fish in the sea - and seriously, what's with all the animal metaphors. It's creepy." Takes a breath. "So I did. I tried that. Downloaded grindr and hinge, went to a bar. Hooked up with a girl. Hooked up with a guy. Didn't like it." Rubs his hand on his pants again. Takes a nervous swallow of beer. "The thing is, I want it to be true. I want to have feelings for the people - person - I'm sleeping with. But the only person I want that with is you. And you keep leaving."
"Evan."
He closes his eyes at the sound of Tommy saying his name. "That's not fair?"
"No," Tommy admits. "It's fair. I run before I can get my heart broken. That's my MO. Doesn't," he lets out a shaky laugh. "Doesn't seem to be working well when it comes to you."
He puts his hand on the table, palm up. "Were you serious about Saturday?"
Tommy stares at his hand. "Yes?"
"Pick me up at 7? Not," he adds hastily, "Micelli's. That place has bad karma."
Tommy lets out a sound somewhere between a laugh and a sob. He can relate. "Not Micelli's," he promises. Then, "I'm not over you either."
He nods. "Good. Maybe we can both learn how to not be alone."
"I was always good at math," Tommy says, and finally finally takes his hand.
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Rooted Connections
Charles Xavier x Erik Lensherr x Reader
the gender of the reader is not specified // based on X-Men Days Of Future Past, but the scenarios are made up
Summary: You are blind, and you control the earth (you also listen to the plants) you are like a mutant version of Toph Beifong basically. Also you and Charles bullying at Erik for not noticing the obvious.
maybe part 2 in the future? let me know if there are any mistakes because English is not my first language.
Charles "I'm not good with violence" Xavier
"‘Can I know where we are going?’ Charles asks, irritated by the mystery Logan is adding to the situation.
‘You'll see,’ the man replies with a half-amused smile.
In the future, you were a legend, a myth. The original X-Men never stopped talking about you when Logan arrived at the mansion, and over time, their respect for you and your amazing deeds only grew. Something Logan struggled to learn about you was that you had a romantic relationship with both Charles and Erik. He didn’t understand it until Ororo explained that it was a polyamorous relationship, which helped him understand much more about the Professor and his nemesis.
In the horrible future from which they sent him, Erik and Charles ordered him to force a reunion between the two of them and your first meeting with them.
Part of him found the situation amusing, feeling like Cupid but with bone claws instead of a bow and arrows. Another part of him hoped that this forced encounter wouldn’t jeopardize the relationship destined to be in the future.
Once they arrived at what was supposed to be your home, Peter was the first to get out of the car, followed by Hank, Charles, and Logan.
They were in a place slightly secluded from the city, full of forests, dirt, plants, and flowers. There was only one house in sight, well-maintained and decorated on the outside; Charles gave you credit for that.
They walked up the short driveway, and Logan didn’t even need to knock for the door to open by itself. Logan smiled amusedly while the other three men glanced at each other in confusion.
‘Excuse me,’ Logan murmured, entering the house, closely followed by the others.
The house was cozy and minimalist, with the few pieces of furniture placed against the walls, giving the appearance of more space than there actually was. They entered what seemed to be the kitchen, where there you were.
You had your back to them as you did something on the kitchen counter. Judging by the sound, you were preparing coffee.
‘Coffee or tea?’ you asked disinterestedly, creating another round of confused glances.
‘Coffee,’ Peter answered with a smile. Logan sat down at the table on the side of the kitchen, which had three chairs.
‘I suppose the furry guy and the one who's supposed to have paralyzed legs are more into tea,’ you commented as you set the water to boil. You pointed to the fridge next to you. ‘There's beer in the fridge.’
Logan raised his eyebrows at the two completely confused men in the kitchen doorway as he went for the said beer, while Peter took a seat.
Hank and Charles didn’t understand anything. Were you a telepath? Hank was in his human form, and Charles was full of the serum to be able to walk, so… how?
Logan returned to his seat, and that’s when you finally turned around, leaving them all (except for Wolverine) surprised.
Although you usually wore sunglasses, you had taken them off when your plants alerted you that someone from the future was coming to see you. Your eyes were white, lost.
You put your hands in your pockets and leaned your back against the counter. ‘I suppose they want you to help them get Magneto out of the Pentagon.’
‘She’s good,’ Peter murmured in amusement.
‘Are you a telepath?’ Charles finally asked, crossing his arms.
‘No,’ you smiled at him.
‘Then?’ Hank asked this time, while Logan just watched the interaction like it was a soap opera, sipping his beer.
‘I control anything to do with the earth, I understand plants, and I see through the roots of trees, although I can also sense all your movements through the ground we’re standing on,’ you explained, serving the tea and coffee.
You heard Peter whisper ‘cool’ as you handed out the cups.
‘Your plants told you,’ the professor concluded, taking a sip of tea, which happened to be his favorite flavor. You nodded.
‘People have told me you have good reflexes; is that true?’ Wolverine’s question made you smile slyly.
‘Of course it is.’
‘Then catch this,’ he challenged, tossing the empty beer bottle at you.
Hank and Charles looked horrified as he threw the bottle, while Peter was ready to intervene if necessary.
Through your bare feet, you could feel how almost everyone’s heart skipped a beat, but you caught the bottle in mid-air as if it was nothing. The collective sigh of relief that followed made you laugh.
‘So, are we going or what?’
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After successfully getting Magneto out of prison, you had to sit with Charles and Erik on the plane, according to Logan’s poor excuse, ‘So they don’t kill each other.’
After a tense conversation between the two, during which you just sat in silence, Erik spoke up.
‘Why are you barefoot?’
‘So I can see you'
Erik frowned in confusion, while Charles barely suppressed an amused smile. Erik still hadn’t realized that you were blind, since you were wearing sunglasses, and you hadn’t given any indication that you were. Of course, Erik found it odd that you were always looking straight ahead and not making eye contact with anyone, but he assumed you might be shy.
‘Am I missing an inside joke?’ Erik asked again, noticing his old friend’s poorly concealed smile.
‘No, nothing, don’t think too much about it,’ Charles replied, trying to hold back a laugh but failing, causing you to smile in amusement.
Magneto frowned in confusion, feeling like he was missing something, and he had to admit it made him a bit jealous. He finally reunites with Charles, the man he loves, and Charles has inside jokes with someone he’s never seen before and, as far as he knows, only met today.
‘Explain to me, what’s so funny?’ he asked, hiding his growing irritation, raising an eyebrow as he looked between the two of you, who were still stifling your laughter. Erik couldn’t help but notice that you were still looking straight ahead. ‘Is it something related to her mutation? I thought Y/N only controlled the earth and talked to plants?
‘You can do a lot with the earth, isn’t that right, Charles?’ you replied with amusement. The man in the wheelchair, who miraculously walks, rested his head on his hand, trying to hide his smile as he nodded. ‘Yes, yes, of course,’ he said.
Erik felt his irritation growing, along with his heart racing at the melodic sound of your shared, complicit laughter.
The gears in Magneto’s mind started to turn as he realized.
You were wearing sunglasses that you hadn’t taken off, even on the plane, always looking straight ahead, not having looked at either him or Charles this whole time, and you said you were barefoot so you could see him.
‘You’re blind,’ he concluded, rubbing his forehead in a mix of irritation and embarrassment, earning loud laughs from both of you that attracted curious and annoyed looks from Hank and Logan.
‘Took you long enough,’ you said, patting him on the shoulder in consolation.
‘Something I don’t understand is, how do you “see” through your feet now if we’re on a plane?’ Charles asked once his laughter had calmed down.
‘The earth has metal particles, and metal has earth particles, I suppose,’ you answered.
‘Does that mean you can control metal?’ Erik now asked with curiosity.
‘Sometimes, although it’s not easy at all, it requires a lot of effort,’ you replied, shrugging.
‘Interesting,’ they said in unison, glancing at each other and smiling as if they were thinking the same thing.
‘I sense tension… are you two going to kiss?’ you joked.
The two men rolled their eyes and smiled at each other, definitely thinking the same thing, while you felt confused because they didn’t give you any response."
Pt.2
#charles xavier x reader#erik lehnsherr x charles xavier x reader#erik lehnsherr x reader#polyamory#x reader#x male reader#x gn reader#gender neutral reader#x men x you#x men x reader#x fem reader#x female reader
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you’re not my pizza / chris sturniolo

summary: chris had always felt a hatred towards you ever since you two met. little did you know that after your outburst he would finally come to his senses.
warnings: enemies to lovers (sorta?), cursing, yelling, angst, sappy!chris
pt. 2
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“this is what i told you all about!” you exclaimed happily as you finally found the tiktok you’d been searching for ever since you stepped foot into the sturniolo house hold. you found a tiktok trend you thought the boys would love to do and made it your mission to find the video to show them. “it’s gonna be so fuckin’ funny.”
chris was sat across from you at the kitchen island whilst matt and nick were on both sides of you. you straightened your arms so the two brothers were able to see what was going on. when you three giggled it caused chris to roll his eyes, shaking his head as he internally told himself to shut up instead of making a snarky remark about how annoying you and your unhealthy tiktok obsession were. you slid your phone towards chris with some hesitation, the guy never really checking the video your tiktok played on repeat.
“nah, i feel like we could actually nail that,” matt chuckled as he watched his younger brother, nick wrapping an arm around your shoulders as he patted your head in an agreement to matt’s statement. “chris? are you in?”
the youngest of three looked up from where he was texting away on his phone, unbothered with what you all just talked about and the way the video played on a loop right in front of him. he sighed, “if this is about that stupid tiktok idea of hers, i’m not doing it.”
nick scoffed and raised his eyebrows, “excuse you?” he started as he sat up straight, “drop that attitude motherfucker, at least she’s coming up with ideas whilst you’re sitting here doing absolutely nothing.”
it had always been easy getting along with matt and nick ever since you met them. you met nick in the local park nearby your house when he struggled to get the right angle for his new pictures and asked you to help him out. when you showed him the ones you took, he swore on his life that nobody besides you or his two brothers could take his instagram pictures.
matt showed you around the neighbourhood the first time he hung out with you after nick had told him you moved down from boston to la to persue your art career and didn’t really know anybody just yet. he drove you around, loving the way you two bonded over your love for root beers and pepperoni pizza. matt always found it fascinating to hear your stories about boston because your lives were so similar yet so different. it was crazy how you only lived in the same state and only a few blocks down the road from the sturniolo household, but never crossed paths once.
chris, on the other hand, was another story. because matt and nick took so much interest in their newest friend and tried to build up a good and healthy friendship with you, they sometimes spent less time with chris. he always declined tagging along in the beginning, being satisfied with the alone time and how quiet the house was without his two brothers, but when they started to bring you to their house he switched moods instantly.
you weren’t really sure why chris despised you as much as he did. you often let the boys be and did your own thing, yet chris was always nagging about how his brothers rarely ever spent time with him anymore. you tried to bail out of today as well as the previous time, but matt was already in your driveway to pick you up when you tried to cancel.
it was times like these where you weren’t fazed with anything chris had to say. somehow and some way, that kid always tried to get under your skin and you always let him because you were scared his brothers were going to pick his side and drop you instantly.
but this time, you’ve had enough. you narrowed your eyes at chris as he looked almost proud of himself for spitting out another nasty remark. you ticked your head to the side before speaking up. “you’ve been yapping all fucking day and running your mouth, yet you fail to come up with something that actually makes sense? or something that’s gonna benefit you and your brothers. don’t fucking talk to me like that.”
matt’s mouth dropped and nick let out a yell at your comeback, slapping his hands over his mouth as he looked back and forth between you and chris. the smirk on chris’s lips turned into a thin line, his fingers creating a dent into the pepsi can he was currently holding because of how infuriated you got him by running your mouth.
“what the fuck was that?” he spoke up, eyebrows raised cockily as he leaned forward onto the marble kitchen island. “didn’t you learn to be quiet when it’s not your turn to talk?”
nick was gonna shut his brother’s behaviour down by stepping in and getting a word in, but you shot him a quick look not to. you turned your head back to meet a cold gaze, grin dancing on chris’s lips. “didn’t you learn to say thank you when someone tries to sort out your shit? you’re a fucking asshole and quite frankly, i’m fucking done with how you’re treating me.”
you stepped down from the high bar stool and grabbed your phone off the counter from where matt placed it back in front of you after saving the tiktok video you spent ages searching for after chris didn’t take a single look at it.
“y/n..” matt spoke up quietly, grasping your hand in his when you tried to reach for your house keys. “i’m sorry he’s such a shitface. please stay?”
“he can never help but be an egocentric little shithead when he doesn’t get his way,” nick spoke up disappointingly, running a hand through his hair as he took a look at their youngest brother. “i can’t believe your pathetic ass.”
you shook your head and sent matt an apologetic smile, squeezing his hand quickly before reaching for your purse that hugh from the bar stool. “i was never gonna get through his thick skull to begin with.”
“oh look, she’s walking away from confrontation again!” chris exclaimed as he shook his head in disbelief and sat back in his chair. he earned a smack on the back of the head from nick and a middle finger and deep, disappointed sigh from matt.
“luckily for you, i won’t ever step a foot into this house when you’re in it. you fucking win, christopher. i can’t be fucked with your bullshit anymore.”
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it must’ve been a week and a few days since you left the sturniolo household in a rush to get to your uber before anyone noticed you were sobbing your eyes sore on the way out. matt offered to drive you home, but you didn’t want him to get into a fight with chris for choosing your side.
you hated the way chris put you down every time, the way his face would scrunch up in pure disgust whenever you’d say or do something he wasn’t a fan off. you couldn’t brush it off anymore, it had gotten too much.
you just submitted an essay for your art course and decided you’d order yourself a pizza and watch a few episodes of your favourite show to try and relax a little. his words were glued inside your brain and it was hard to not think about them, they truly broke your heart. finding comfort in your favourite food and show seemed like a good thing right now.
matt and nick profusely apologised for their brother’s behaviour. matt had told you they both wouldn’t speak to him until chris came to his senses and would apologise to you. both of you were aware that was a big thing because he despised your guts - why would he ever apologise?
nick was on another level. he had ditched every single plan he and chris made the past few days, just so his brother was able to feel what it felt like to be downgraded the way he did with you. nick’s stubbornness surely made you feel a bit better, but it made you feel a bit torn. even if chris was a major asshole to you, you didn’t want the bond he had with his brothers to get abandoned because of you.
a knock on the stoor caused you to slip out of the trance you were in. you sighed softly and put yourself together before walking towards your front door to collect your doughy pepperoni pizza.
you swung the door open and plastered the smallest smile on your face, one that immediately fell when you saw him standing in the door frame. a sigh fell from your mouth, not wanting to deal with his shit right now. “you’re not my pizza.”
chris bit the inside of his cheek, knowing you were going to get grumpy when he interrupted your peaceful evening. “uhm- no- i’m not no,” he coughed, shaking his head. “hey uhm- i felt the need to apologise.”
you narrowed your eyes, “is that because you’re actually sorry or because you want your brothers to treat you normally again?” you asked him sternly, noticing how his hands slid into the pockets of his black joggers as he rocked back and forth onto his feet.
“i acted like an asshole,” he stated with a nod, “i’ve- like always been an asshole towards you and i’m truly sorry for making you feel the way i always did,” chris spoke softly, “look y/n- we’re so similiar in too many ways and i- i don’t know, it’s just scary to think i’m replaceable.”
“have you been practicing this in the mirror or something? it’s coming out a lil’ too rehearsed,” you yold him seriously, although there was the slightest teasing hint in your voice. “what do you mean by too similar?”
chris was surprised when you stepped out of the way to let him into your apartment, clearing his throat as he took off his converse near the front door. “we share the same interests, have the same fucked up sense of humour and we always yap everyone’s ears off,” he rambled on as you lead him towards the living room, “whenever- i’m- when you’d be at our place i’d always feel a bit left out,” he scratched the back of his neck, “you’re such a fun person to be around and- i don’t know, it felt like matt and nick chose you over me sometimes. i know that’s not your fault at all now, but i took it out on you because that- fuck- that was just the easiest way to deal with it.”
his words caused your heart to break a little. the frown on his face, scrunched up eyebrows and a hurtful look in his eyes made you feel so guilty for being so unaware of this all. you sat him down on the couch, clearing your throat.
“i’m so sorry you feel that way, chris,” you spoke softly, fiddling with the ring in your middle finger, “that was never my intention to begin with. i always hung out with y’all because i found you interesting - like matt and nick always told me we’d get along so well and i find it sad we never truly got around to actually hanging out because you always brushed me off so fucking hard.”
the brunette nodded his head, “i know,” he agreed, “i now know i should’ve gotten to know you before i came to a conclusion. i feel so stupid and i’m so so sorry, i can’t begin to understand how fucked up i made you feel.”
the way he was nervously fidgeting with the material of his joggers and how he ran his hand through his hair three times in the past minute made you realise that he couldn’t be more genuine than he was right now. you made a mental note to thank matt and nick for putting some sense into him as well, but the anxious boy on your couch was now your main priority.
“it’s alright chris,” you smiled softly as you reached forward to brush your thumb across his knuckles in a hope it would calm him down slightly, “thanks for apologising and coming here to explain yourself.”
he chuckled, “matt and nick not talking to me made me think about every encounter we had and i must say - i was kinda proud of you for sticking up for yourself last week.”
it caused you to let out a laugh before chris hesitantly turned his hand so your palms lay flat against each other’s. you were able to see he was trying to figure out if what he was doing was too much or not, so you took it upon yourself to tangle your fingers together with his. “really?” you shook your head with a smile, “was about damn time i scolded at your for being a fucking dick.”
chris laughed and nodded his head in agreement, softly brushing a thumb across your knuckles as a soft rosy blush spread onto his cheeks. you figured it was because you had never been this close before - this being the first time he actually felt physical contact from you. it caused a tingle to run up your spine as chris watched your every move.
chris found it important to read your body language to know if he was crossing the line with you - this new type of friendship making him wonder if it was okay for him to grab your hand or pull you in a friendly hug. he had never found himself wondering what it would be like to be this close to you, your breath fanning his lips and his knee brushing your bare one.
“i’m happy you did,” he spoke up, voice quiet, “we wouldn’t have been here if you didn’t.”
the way your eyes were darting back and forth between his lips and his eyes made your heartbeat race faster than you could ever recall. you weren’t sure why you suddenly felt so fucking attracted to him, but chris showing his vulnerable side must have ignited something in you.
his free hand reached upwards to brush a stray lock of hair behind your ear, fingertips softly grazing your cheek. you leaned into his touch while keeping eye contact with him, noticing how he hesitantly started leaning in a bit more. “you’re so beautiful,” he mumbled, hand sliding down to cup your jaw and a thumb running across your soft lips.
you let out a shaky sigh, feeling yourself get worked up with the way chris was holding your face and keeping eye contract throughout it all. it felt surreal to have him this close after all you two encountered, but it also felt extremely good to let go of the hatred you felt for him - ready to have so many other feelings towards the youngest sturniolo.
“if you want me to stop, i suggest you do it now,” he inhaled sharply, “i don’t know if i can stop after i start.”
his words caused your head to spin as his free hand now cupped the other side of your jaw, thumbs resting on your cheeks. you closed your eyes for a few seconds before you looked at him again, “i don’t want you to stop, chris.”
the way you finally called him by his nickname more than once today made him feel all giddy inside as you usually only called him christopher or the occasional motherfucker when you were pissed at him.
he quickly licked his lips as he felt your fingers curl around his wrists, nose lightly nudging yours to test the waters slightly. when he noticed your breath hitch in your throat, chris knew you wanted it as much as he did.
his lips brushed yours every so slightly, loving the way your lip balm slightly got smudged because of his actions. chris was about to deepen the kiss by fully pressing his lips to yours, but got rudely interrupted when the doorbell rang.
he let out a groan and it caused you to giggle, still holding onto his wrists. “i reckon you’re staying over for dinner then?”

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do we do a smutty part two? ;)
#chris sturniolo imagine#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#sturniolo x reader#sturniolo smut#chris sturniolo fanfic
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could you do a jealous conrad fic?
don’t blame me - c.f
summary: request
conrad fisher x reader
a/n: thank you for the request <33
conrad felt bad for what he did, or he thought he felt bad. he knew it was for the best, but he saw how let down y/n was.
he had to, though. he new this new guy was bad news. y/n was just his new target, someone who didn’t know what he was all about. this guy just used girls left and right for his own gain. conrad just wanted her to be ok in the end. she’d be more hurt if conrad didn’t stop it.
she was trying to ignore everything in her mind that she had for conrad. y/n always admired him. he was always her favorite, and days were better when conrad was in them. she was scared to fall in love with him so fast, because her biggest fear is pushing him away. on the other hand, conrad was undoubtedly falling for y/n very quickly. he panicked, he didn’t know what to do but to stop whatever she’s doing.
it all rooted from jealousy, but it branched out into protection of y/n and her precious heart. he wouldn’t dare to watch it break when he could do something about it. so, he scouted for the phone number of the boy y/n was seeing. he tried so hard to force him to stay away from y/n, and just to leave her alone. but, of course, the stubbornness got the best of the other party, and he wanted more. y/n was an easy girl to just add to your body count and get things you need from her to him. to conrad, she was more. she could easily become his whole world.
that’s when the deal was made. conrad paid the guy to stop seeing y/n. conrad figured it would only last until he found another girl, so he obliged. even though y/n wasn’t head over heels for this guy, it still hurt watching him slowly get less interested. she watched as he stopped answering and started making excuses. naturally, y/n thought she was the problem, when that was the furthest from the truth. she wasn’t the problem, she was the solution.
she was dragged by the ear to this bonfire. all her friends were there, but belly was the one who truly wanted her to come. she slipped on a nice outfit, and went out anyway. she sipped at another truly and eyed conrad with his beer. he was doing the most simple task, talking and drinking with his friends. y/n swore she saw an angel in front of her, though. his short curl that came in front of his forehead, the shining of his gleaming eyes and smile. there was never a part of conrad, inside and out, that y/n didn’t praise in her mind.
her night was going smoothly, until he arrived. he walked in with a few others hanging off his shoulder, surrounded by his friends. he pushed the girls off and walked over to conrad. “hey, buddy!”
“listen, man-“
“uh-uh, where’s my money?” he asks conrad, making y/n’s face scrunch in confusion as she stands up.
“i already gave you what you asked for.”
“this was your fucking idea, fisher!” conrad stands up, leveling his eyes with the guy in front of him. he notices y/n to the side, looking almost fearful about what the two may be interacting about. “if you don’t want to pay me, that’s fine, just know that it’s now your name she’ll be screaming tonight.”
just then, something flicked on in conrad. his instinct to connect his fist with his face was awoken, carrying out the act. everyone heard the clean punch on the boys jaw, causing him to fall back into his friends arms. they push him to the side, stepping up to conrad, trying to make themselves seem taller. “yeah, let them fight your battles like a pussy. don’t even go near her again.”
conrad walks off the beach, disappearing into the grassy hills on the beach. y/n storms after him, tuning out the calls from her friends or anyone else shouting her name.
“conrad!” she yells.
“y/n, i’m just gonna go home-“
“what was that? and you’re not just walking away because you’ve been off around me for weeks. ever since he stopped seeing me,” she grabs his arm as he tries to turn away, looking at his reddening knuckles. “you’re explaining everything to me.”
she walks with him back to the fishers beach house, summoning away to a bathroom and closing the door. she takes out a first aid kit, and starts caring for his sore hand. “i’m sorry.”
“for what?” y/n asks.
“i never wanted to hurt you, and i need you to know that.”
“conrad,” she sighs. “i know you’d never hurt me. please just tell me what’s going on.”
“he’s not a good guy. at all. he was just using you. i didn’t want to break your heart by telling you so i tried to just let you down easy. so i told him to stay away from you, and he asked for money.”
y/n pauses, looking into his eyes feeling nothing but lost. she didn’t know if she should be pissed at conrad, or at anyone else. he could’ve just said something. she looks away, “oh.”
“no, no,” he says, putting his ok hand on her chin, bringing her eyes back up to meet his. “but i need you to know how much i’m falling for you. i wish i could take every second back that i never told you. but i’ve been falling deeper for you every single day. you can be pissed off or whatever you want but i needed you to know-“
she cuts of his blabbing by placing her lips against his, letting his words be cut off by the kiss. she lets his hand rest on the side of her face as he just moves deeper into the kiss. before anything progresses, she pulls away. “you’re an idiot if you think i haven’t been wanting you this whole time. i just wish you told me instead of bargaining behind my back.”
“you’ll never have to worry about that again. you’re mine now, and i’ll make sure of it.”
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MATT TAYLOR || Dating Headcanons
UNTIL DAWN || 2.2k Words



like every other year, the washington family open up their lodge to their teenagers for the winter. everybody had been waiting for this time of year, booze all week long, no rules, only friends, snowfights, blasting music in the middle of nowhere - to put it shortly, it's haven.
big movie nights on the big projector with hot chocolates and lots and lots of booze
you and matt had been plotting activities since summer, dodgeball in the main living area - come on, it's massive. what else are you meant to do in a room that big?
sledding - even if it meant falling off the edge of a cliff, its all apart of the fun.
matt loved making plans with you, you've never been too sure why, because you're not very punctual, you're an extremely dangerous driver and quite forgetful.
he's an attractive guy, sporty and in shape, really kind; it was a mystery to you why he was still single. it's not like girls actually go for brains anymore - you don't think so anyway.
secretly the group were rooting for the two of you, you oblivious of course, but matt had planned this all out, all fun and games but then you 'accidentally' trip or 'accidentally' fall and in desperate need of a knight in shining armour, then that's where he comes in, heroic and masculine, you are immediately in love with him, you get married, move to fiji and have 4 kids (the first of the bunch HAD to be called matt. jr). it's pretty specific.
it's the day of the winter break we'd all been waiting for, mike had already prepped matt for this big breakthrough. mike slaps his hand onto his face and slowly drags it drown with a grown, "bro, stop being such a pussy - worst she can say is no. no?" the two continue to stroll towards the lodge, slightly unsure where they were headed in the snowy atmosphere. “yeah, i get that,” he replied, his voice barely above a whisper, “but what if she laughs at me?” the thought made his stomach twist uneasily, and he shot mike a frantic glance. you knew matt's used to being the object of jealousy, he's much like mike in that sense, he doesn't have to do much to be adored by people. “dude, she’s not some goddess in a tower,” mike said, rolling his eyes. “she's just a girl! think about it. you’ve spent half your life being friends, spilling deepest and darkest secrets, spending the majority of your time together - hell even your distant family have nicknames for him. "god damn it man! you know her better than anyone, so you should be first to know how she'd react.” matt shoved his hands into his pockets, trying to portray an air of confidence he didn’t truly feel. “just be yourself. you’ve got this.” he whispers, spotting you exiting from the ski lift, patting matt on the shoulder and leaving him with you.
the walk up was oddly awkward, in fact the first 3 days were uncomfortable with the curly-headed boy.
of course, that did not stop you from getting black out drunk every night. day drinking faded into beer pong, then faded into shot competitions, then another cheeky drink when you woke up to prevent any hangover.
matt tried his hardest to get you to lay off the drink, but automatically josh would interrupt and tempt you even more.
it had to be past midnight at this rate, ashley fell asleep on the couch with chris, beth gently placing a blanket over the two of them. sam was attempting to defuse a row between mike and emily as hannah observed hopefully, while josh was falling asleep mid-conversation with jess - embarrassing. all while you were basically fighting matt to grab the bottle out of his hands. “give!” you reach out, but just like every other time, matts long arms push at your shoulder to keep your distance. you huff, stumbling back with half closed eyes, “cocksucker. i’ll find something else. hell - i’d eat crack if josh had any.” you remark with flailing arms. you had promised yourself a good time, a good time that didn’t involve battling your best friend for a taste of liquor. "come on, how about we go find the biggest bed for you to sleep in, i'm sure emily won't notice." his eyebrows raise, awaiting your drunken response. your mouth drops in a shocked manor and your eyebrows furrow as though your offended, "wow - matt, nice going." you try to cross your arms but you end up stumbling into the counter, the boy's hands immediately reach out to stabilise you. "it'd take a lot more than that to take me to bed, thank you very much, mr taylor." you scold, trying to inject a sense of indignation into your slurred words. the room felt like it was swaying gently; perhaps it was the alcohol or maybe just your overwhelming desire to keep your balance. you glared at matt, half-heartedly trying to regain your composure, but the corners of your mouth couldn't help but twitch into a smirk.
you couldn't remember much after that, besides the blinding light bursting through the curtains beaming into your eyes, only a single silhouette there to block it.
you're quite used to getting black out drunk, in fact you've got a casual routine, wake up, hole into your head until you stumble towards the cabinet wherever you are, managing to grab some sort of pill. lie in the bath - this is a crucial step. no water besides from when you awkwardly attempt to drink some from the tap. eventually you throw up the pills you'd taken, so you take a few more. at this point you should be okay to get up and carry on with your day.
you tell yourself this is how it’s meant to be; the routine is as much a part of your identity as the lingering pallor in your cheeks. you’ll put on a brave face, mask the chaos with a smile, and carry on with your day, ever-so-slightly hopeful that today might be different.
though you're not so used to going on a three day bender, every drink you consume having at least a drop of some form of alcohol. so your routine didn't exactly apply.
"hey," a voice whispers, slowly placing a cold cloth on your head, “you okay?” it’s light and gentle, a contrast to the erratic thrum inside your skull.
you squint against the light and the silhouette shifts, revealing matt, but this time with a softer expression, worry etched into the corners of his eyes. “you were insane last night,” he says, half-smiling, half-concerned. matt takes a deep breath, the worry still lingering in his eyes, and leans back in his chair, allowing you some space.
“seriously, what were you thinking?” he asks, his tone shifting to something more serious.
“you can’t just push yourself like that, especially when you know you haven’t slept in days.” the warmth of his concern wraps around you, thick and palpable, grounding you even as the room spins slightly.
"shit, " you roll over, while trying to sit yourself up, "i'm really sorry" your hands slowly and deeply massage your face, "can't remember a thing."
matt softly chuckles, placing his hands onto the arm rests, “well, where to begin? you were fighting me for a drink. scolded me for tying to sleep with you, which was the opposite of what i was doing. you searched the house for cigarettes and eventually gave up and tried to uber 3 bricks of coke to the lodge. erm… you threw up in the hot tub, on the counter, on emily, on me and i think a bit of miles show when you threw up on emily for the second time.”
you suppress a groan, sinking back into the chair as matt’s words cascade over you, each one accompanied by an embarrassing flashback that jolts through your mind like electric shocks.
"what?" it was all you could say. frozen and still in your own embarrassment.
“oh! and let’s not forget the part where you tried to convince jessica that she was actually a mystical mermaid forced on earth to enchant her way into human hearts."
you open your mouth to speak but the curly-haired boy continues.
“-not quite done yet, darling. you couldn’t let go of this ‘mermaid theory’, convinced you could see jess’s scales. so you flung your drink at her and then yelled ‘be free, my aquatic queen’ right in her face.”
you wince, burying your head in your hands. “for fuck's sake, please tell me you're lying,” you let out a muffled groan. matt's infectious laughter rings in your ears, despite your mortification and god awful pain you're in.
matt leans forward, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “and after your mermaid debacle, you decided to perform a dramatic interpretation of 'under the Sea' from The Little Mermaid for the whole living room."
you immediately butt in, "liar!" you rarely ever laugh in front of your friends, never mind whatever this is.
"i swear I’ve never seen sam laugh and cry at the same time.” he shakes his head, barely able to contain his amusement as he gestures broadly, “you were flapping your arms like a fish out of water, and the way you-“
you roll your eyes, “enough!” you raise your voice, a slight anger in your tone as your embarrassment begins to ebb. you immediately feel bad for the once giddy boy, "sorry, i don't usually tend to have hangovers this bad…" you say, a hand attempting to tame the pounding in you heard, you put the boy at ease with a smile, "…did i at least have a good audience?"
"an audience of friends who might never look at you the same way again,” he teases, but his smile is warm and understanding. “but hey, that’s what makes us family, right? You do something outrageous, and we love you for it. maybe not jess… or emily. but the rest of us do. i love you.” his words hang in the air, unsure of their stance, good bad? neither of you knew.
“you love me?” you manage to say, half teasing and half genuinely astonished, heart fluttering uncomfortably in your chest.
he briefly fixes his posture, shuffling in his seat, “maybe. even thought you can be a bitch and you have a slight alcohol issue, you’re still lovable.”
you take a moment to take a note of reality, the mess on the floor, presumably caused by you. your hair was unspeakable, makeup smudged, deep and heavy eye bags, one of your lashes hanging off your cheek while your other was probably exploring the outside, it’s definitely… a look.
“even after all this?” you wave down your body and across the room
he leans forward, fiddling with his thumbs, eyes locking onto yours with an intensity that makes your heart race. “that’s exactly it,” he says gently, “you’re unpredictable, messy and unapologetically you, and i think it’s fucking awesome. you’re so… so, so, so real.”
his sincerity makes the room feel smaller, as it the weight of his words could encircle you both in an element of quiet intimacy. you can throw but smile, your heart swelling. “so, what does this mean for us?” you query hopefully.
“maybe it’s the start of something new.”
you made the bold decision to lay off of the drink for your own sake (also because it took you the rest of the week to recover) - instead you’d accompany matt in whatever he was up to.
mike felt a bit disappointed that his pep talk was wasted on a sappy conversation rather than a manly knight in shining armour act.
jess eventually forgave you, insuring you tell her everything about the two of you. emily would occasionally listen in nonchalantly as she clearly hadn’t forgave you for the sick-tuation (get it? i’m so sorry)
matt takes pride in waking you up with a drink or some food, it’s a bit difficult when your only options are out of the washingtons’ sparse cabinets.
you had to make a slight change in your ‘how you got together’ story when meeting his parents, either way they loved you, and thought you were a great reason for matt to take his laser focus off of football.
speaking of football, you’re at every game wearing some old spare shirt he had laying around.
when he first met your parents, god it was something you should’ve prevented. matt sides with your mum’s every word, dishes, staying out too late, waking up too early. honestly everything and anything.
he’s easily the most caring, you’re always on his mind, your wants, your needs, what you’re doing, how you’re doing.
in return you help him study, you’re not much smarter, but with matt, you find fun in the coursework.
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Good Ol’ Days •M.S -chapter 2

Description: Matt and Y/N dated throughout high school, and they both truly saw themselves with each other for forever. That was until during Covid, he and his brothers started YouTube. When they started growing, they stopped hanging out so often because he was always filming. Then, Matt and His brothers started looking for houses in LA. He wanted to take her with him, because they both knew mentally they wouldn’t be capable of long distance. Y/N didn’t have enough money to go with him, and her parents were too strict to allow it. So they decided to break up and stay friends. But the longer he was gone, the less they talked until the only time she’d hear from him would be when she got the YouTube notification from “The Sturniolo Triplets”. What happens with Matt and his brothers revisit Boston and he runs into his girl after all these years?
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
The next morning, you woke up to the soft glow of sunlight filtering through your curtains. For a moment, everything felt normal. But then the events of the night before came rushing back—Matt’s voice, his stare, Mary-Lou’s warm hug, Jimmy’s familiar teasing, and the way Chris and Nick had looked at you like no time had passed.
You groaned, rolling onto your side as if you could physically escape the memories.
You hadn’t seen them in three years. And suddenly, they were back—just as charming, just as loud, just as them.
And then there was Matt.
Your phone buzzed on your nightstand, pulling you from your thoughts.
You reached for it, expecting a message from a coworker or a spam email, but your breath caught in your throat when you saw the name on the screen.
Maybe: Matt Sturniolo
Hey. Got your number from my mom, hope that’s okay.
Your heart thumped in your chest as you stared at the message. Mary-Lou. Of course.
Your fingers hovered over the keyboard before you finally responded.
Yeah, it’s okay. What’s up?
A reply came almost instantly, like he had been waiting.
It was crazy seeing you last night. I wasn’t expecting it.
You hesitated before typing.
Yeah, me neither.
You expected that to be the end of it, but another message followed.
Me, Chris, and Nick were talking, and we were thinking maybe we could all do something while we’re in town. Like old times?
Your stomach flipped.
You and Matt hadn’t spoken since the breakup. Since he left for Los Angeles. Since everything fell apart. And now, suddenly, he wanted to hang out?
Before you could think too hard about it, you typed back.
What are you guys even in town for?
A pause. Then:
A wedding. Our cousin’s getting married this weekend. We’re only here for a few days.
You bit your lip, rereading the message. That meant they’d be gone again soon. If you said no, that was it—no second chances, no awkward reunions, nothing.
And, deep down, you weren’t sure you wanted that.
Okay. When and where?
Tomorrow night. L Street Tavern at 7?
Sounds good.
You stared at the screen, wondering if this was a mistake.
But something in you—the part that still remembered late-night drives and summer days at the lake, the part that had missed them—wanted to see where this would go.
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The bar was buzzing with the usual crowd—locals unwinding after work, friends catching up over beers, the sound of laughter and clinking glasses filling the air.
Your nerves were shot as you stepped inside, scanning the room. It didn’t take long to find them.
Matt and Nick were already settled in a booth near the back, Chris sat across from them. He and Nick were deep in conversation while Matt was just sitting there idly playing with the label on his root beer bottle. The moment he saw you, he straightened slightly, his eyes locking onto yours.
“Holy shit, she actually came!” Chris grinned, waving you over.
You rolled your eyes but couldn’t help smiling. “Did you think I was gonna bail?”
Nick scoffed. “A little bit, yeah.”
Laughing, you slid into the booth beside Chris, acutely aware of Matt watching you.
“Okay,” you said, looking around. “Let’s hear it. How’s LA? How’s the YouTube thing?”
Chris clapped his hands together. “Oh, we’re thriving.”
Nick smiles. “We just hit seven million a while ago! It’s been really good.”
Your eyebrows shot up. “Seven million? That’s insane.”
Matt, who had been quiet up until now, finally spoke. “It’s been a lot. Good, but a lot.”
You nodded, suddenly aware of how different he seemed—more composed, but more confident.
“You guys deserve it,” you said genuinely. “I mean, I knew you were funny, but seven million people think so too? That’s crazy.”
Chris grinned. “We try.”
Nick leaned forward. “What about you? still at Mel’s, right?”
You nodded. “Yeah. Still there.”
“Oh my God” Chris said. “I remember when we used to show up and harass you while you were working.”
You smirked. “Oh, I definitely remember.”
The conversation flowed easily after that—old memories, dumb high school stories, catching up on the last few years. For a moment, it really did feel like nothing had changed.
But every now and then, your eyes would flick to Matt’s, and you’d catch him already looking at you.
And every time, your chest tightened just a little.
After a few hours, the four of you finally spilled out onto the street, the cool night air nipping at your skin.
“This was fun,” Nick said, stretching his arms over his head. “I missed this.”
Chris nudged you. “You know, it’s been way too long since we all hung out. We should do something again before we leave.”
“Agreed,” Nick added.
You hesitated, but before you could answer, Matt spoke up.
“Maybe just us next time.”
Your breath hitched as you turned to him.
Matt shoved his hands into his pockets, his expression unreadable. “You and me. Just to catch up.”
Chris and Nick exchanged a glance but wisely said nothing.
You swallowed, your pulse thrumming in your ears. “I don’t know, Matt…”
“I get it,” he said quickly. “Just—think about it, okay?”
You nodded, and that seemed to be enough for him.
As the boys walked off toward their car, Matt cast one last glance over his shoulder.
And for the first time in years, you felt like you were standing at a crossroads.
mel speaks: GUYS SHES BACKKK
I’m so sorry for putting out the first chapter then lowkey dropping it for 2 months, schools been absolutely insane and I just haven’t had time. BUT. I have a ton of ideas for this so I think we’re back 😋😋 I’m gonna try to post every day!
#sturniolo triplets#lvrsturniolo#matt sturniolo#chris sturniolo#nick sturniolo#matt sturniolo fic#matthew sturniolo#matt sturniolo fanfic
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Won’t You Stay? (Just a Little Bit Longer)
AN: FINALLY finished the last fic for tickletober! Sorry for the wait, I wanted to finish the other fics first & been pretty busy. This one was a blast to write, & I got to really dive into their relationship dynamic! Mark & Karen def picked Ted up at a bar lmaooo. Anyway, without further ado, here’s day 31!
No warnings, but things are insinuated. Nothing explicit, just some light bondage.
In Hatchetfield, the strange quickly becomes mundane. Having lived there all his life, Ted was not easily phased. He saw weird shit all the time and brushed it off with ease. Yet he was still taken aback when the notoriously prude-y, picture perfect couple that was Karen and Mark Chasity walked up to him at the bar of all places. He didn't even think they went to bars. He thought uptight christian nut jobs like that fainted at the smell of booze, but apparently he was wrong. He was wrong about a lot of things, lately.
"So, what's the score?" Mark asked as he slid up to the bar, pointing at one of the numerous flat screens above shelves of liquor. "21 to six," he answered with a smirk, taking a swig of his beer. Mark let out a low whistle.
"Geez, they're getting creamed." Ted scoffed in amusement, looking him up and down.
"Don't tell me you're a fuckin' Cowboys fan," he taunted. He chuckled shyly, ducking his head.
"What can I say? I like to root for the underdogs."
Was he hallucinating, or did Mark just fucking wink at him? Wasn't his wife right there? Wait, where did she go? He could've sworn she had been clinging to his arm just a second ago-
"A piña colada please," Karen spoke up on his left. He nearly jumped out of his skin because when the hell did she sit down? And shouldn't she have at least sat on his other side? Maybe, I don't know, next to her husband?
Apparently, she wasn't done with her order, feeling the need to specify, "And make it dirty." She was looking directly at him when she said that, twirling a lock of hair around her finger as she bit her lip.
Ted was extremely confused. If he didn't know any better, he'd say they were coming onto him. But that was impossible! There's no way in hell that they would be looking for a third, and especially not someone like him.
They were nothing but pure vanilla, as pristine as the driven snow. He was like a muddy puddle. This was just a coincidence. A really, really weird coincidence.
"I'll have a Jim Beam, on the rocks. Actually, make that two."
Okay, maybe they were trying to take him home.
"That's okay, I'm fine with a beer," he tried to decline, but Mark insisted.
"We all deserve a taste of the finer things in life."
Ted felt a blush creep to his cheeks, and not just from the alcohol. He couldn't remember the last time a sexual advancement had made him this flustered.
"Don't you agree?" Mark prompted when Ted didn't answer. He shook himself out of it and nodded vigorously.
"It's what separates us from the animals," he said, trying to sound smart.
"Well I couldn't agree more," Karen added, looking past Ted to her husband. And just like that, they found their third.
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Things were admittedly a little awkward and stiff at first, but they quickly found their groove. They both were surprisingly kinky, not that Ted was complaining. It was just... so unexpected coming from them.
It felt nice being in on their dirty little secret. Or was he the secret in question?
Oh well. He supposed it didn't matter. Not when things were this good.
Ted flopped back on the bed, lying between the pair with a relaxed smile on his face. Karen snuggled closer to his right side, Mark lacing their fingers together on his left.
"That was really fun," Karen purred, walking her fingers up his chest.
"I'll say," Mark chimed in, offering a quick peck to Ted's cheek. He leaned across him so he could reach Karen, kissing her cheek.
"Yeah, you guys are amazing," he said, still breathless and dazed. "Same time again next week?" he asked, only half joking.
"Hey, there's no need to rush off again," Mark assured.
"Yeah, who are you? Cinderella?" she teased, the wine making her giggle at her own joke. Tipsy Karen was absolutely adorable. "Stay for a while," she insisted softly.
"That's okay, I don't wanna overstay my welcome," he shot back playfully. But what was meant as a lighthearted joke clearly struck a chord with each of them.
"After everything, you don't think you're welcome to just relax in our home? You're not just our lover, you're our guest. Stay; have a snack, watch some TV, whatever you wanna do." And didn't that sound nice...
But Ted Spankoffski never really had nice things. Or if he did, they didn't stick around for long.
"You sure? 'Cause if you're busy, I can get outta your hair," he offered, nervous butterflies fluttering about in the pit of his stomach. He's used to being the bootycall; to showing up on a whim for some casual sex, and getting kicked back out on the streets once they were done with him. But they actually wanted him to stay, which was why it was too good to be true.
"Oh I can be busy, if that's what you want," Mark growled, rolling over to straddle Ted's waist. He leaned down to plant a kiss to his lips, lingering with a gentle bite. Ted hummed, melting into the bed.
"You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Chasity," Ted smirked.
"I try," he shot him a wink, allowing his hand to roam Ted's chest.
"So why don't you ever want to stay?" Karen asked, with an exaggerated pout. The question caught him off guard, so he answered honestly.
"I want to stay, just... still not really used to the idea of you guys wanting that too," he admitted. Normally, he's never allow himself to be so vulnerable and bold with his emotions. But Mark and Karen were different. They didn't judge people, even people like him who should be judged, and they were nice. Like, genuinely nice. When he was with them, he felt seen and heard. He had spent nearly his whole life trying to run away from his emotions, but with them, he could finally relax.
"Oh Ted... Of course we want that," Karen spoke barely above a whisper, carding her fingers through his hair. Ted looked between them hopefully.
"Really?"
She offered a sweet, radiant smile. "Really."
"You're not just saying that to cheer me up?" he asked playfully.
"No, if we wanted to cheer you up, we'd do this!" Without warning, Mark began scribbling over his sides, drawing out a surprised giggly shriek.
"Hehehey wahahahait! D-dohon't!" he whined, flopping around uselessly on the bed.
"Why not? Is someone a little bit tiiiiiicklish?" Karen chimed in, using her long nails to flutter under his chin. He snorted and slammed his neck against his shoulder for protection.
"Noho!" he denied, a giddy, nervous grin plastered to his face.
"Uh oh honey, looks like we've got ourselves a liar," Mark taunted from above. His hands continued to knead the slight pudge around his middle, drawing out a few deeper laughs.
"Oh no, what should we do?" she asked, feigning innocence.
"I think..." Mark trailed off for dramatic effect, smirking when he heard Ted whine. "We should get the cuffs." The way Ted's eyes snapped open to look at them was priceless.
"What?" he screeched, excitement bubbling up inside him.
"That's the punishment for dirty rotten liars," Karen purred, leaning over the side of the bed to rummage through their box of toys. She popped back up, showing off a pair of fuzzy, leopard print cuffs.
"Ihihi wasn't-" he began to protest, but Mark shushed him by placing a finger to his smiling lips.
"Don't try to back out now," Mark said, cocking his head to the side. "Arms up, tough guy."
"Why don't you make mehehe!" his defiant protest melted away into giggles. He didn't bother holding back his laughter; he doubted he could even if he wanted to.
Even through his delirium, he knew they were doing this for him. To make him relax, to show him they really cared... And to tease the living hell out of him.
God, they knew him so well.
He didn't resist when Mark slowly raised his arms above his head, snapping the cuffs into place, looping the short chain around the headboard. Ted gave his arms a weak tug, just for show. He squirmed in anticipation, a giddy smile plastered on his face from the threat of what was to come.
"You're gonna stay right there until we decide you can go. Got that?" Karen asked, cocking her head expectantly. Her tone was halfway between stern and caring.
"Yehes ma'am!" he agreed, arching his back when she slowly scribbled along his bare waistline.
"And we won't stop until you admit to yourself that we want you around for more than just sex," Mark added pointedly. Ted couldn't help but smirk at the new caveat.
"Well in that case, we'd be here ahahall nihihight! Ihihit was just ahaha joke!"
"Our love is no laughing matter!" Karen chastised through her own giggles, the fucking hypocrite.
“Oh, I got a joke for ya! What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?” Mark asked, barely able to finish his sentence before Ted answered.
“Ihihit’s R!”
“Ooo, close, but no.”
“What?” he screeched in shock before it took on a higher pitch as Mark dug into his ribs. Apparently, answering wrong had consequences.
“A pirate’s favorite letter is C! Get it? ‘Cause they sail the seas!”
“Thahat fuckin’ suhuhucks! No no wahahait, I’m sohohorry!” Ted apologized the moment he began vibrating his clawed hands against his ribcage.
“Language! You’re lucky I don’t wash your mouth out with soap instead,” Karen teased, kneading into his soft tummy. He snorted and bucked his hips, unable to dislodge the hands attacking his torso.
“Ihihi’m aha grown ass mahahan, I-I cahan say whatehehever I wahahant!”
“Really? Could’ve fooled me with that laugh of yours,” Mark taunted, enjoying the blush spreading across Ted’s cheeks.
“Hehehey!” he whined exaggeratedly.
“Oh Mark, be nice,” she mock scolded her husband, shooting him a contradictory wink. He smirked back.
“I am being nice. He’s not even screaming yet.”
“Mark!” Ted yelped at the playful threat.
“What? I’m just kidding!” he chuckled, crawling his fingers higher to scratch inside his exposed pits. He leaned in close to growl directly in Ted’s ear, ensuring he could be heard over his hysterics. “Or am I?”
Ted didn’t know what he did to deserve this. He didn’t know what he did to deserve them. They were kind, and cruel, and everything Ted could ever ask for, and he was grateful they chose him.
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Thank you for opening my eyes to underrated dynamics I’ve never realised before like Steve and Cree…Someone who refuses to move on and forget and a guy who forgot everything but muscle memory. They’re that one cringe-y couple in the hallway. She can and has made him worse. And he’s like “well! her beautiful brown eyes have spoken. Lets terrorise some kids dudes ☝️“ Abby needs a good two root beers to get through an interaction with him. Kid and teen relations depend on whether or not the dating advice she gives him work. I liked your one shot of them and him showing up for her in that one chapter (man it’s crazy how I’m close to the end of the fic OOF) because up to that point, they had been the worst versions of themselves (kinda enabled each other too) and are finally reflecting on it and growing up in the right way. Which as I’ve come to read, is definitely one of the biggest themes of this work. Hope they get it right this time around like if not in a romantic way then at least in a platonic way because he seems to be the only one who gets her POV cuz he was always right there with her. That and the future double dates with 2/5 would be hilarious lmao. Anyways, what inspired you to include them into the narrative (great decision btw cuz u do it in a way where Cree is obviously not forgiven easily but isn’t completely hopeless either)? And what was the reason why it had to be Steve to meet Rachel in the previous chapter as well?
We love underrated character dynamics here, so happy to help spread the word :3
And yes! Growing up and learning to let go are definitely big themes I was aiming for. Along with other things lol
The first and obvious reason for including them is because I like them and think they’re fun characters! The Steve is a well of untapped potential given he’s the leader of the teen faction (which of course I have thoughts on but could go on forever) and he’s cool. Especially with my headcanon that he’s a decommissioned Numbuh 100 (also wow. I can’t believe how accepted that headcanon became in the fandom. It’s wild when so many adopt a silly idea you made up almost 14 years ago 😳).
But also I wanted to include them because of what they could represent: further exploration into Kid - Teen relations, how some things just went so wrong, and how to or to not move on from that.
Cree doesn’t show up physically until near the end, but I wanted her past and actions to be felt in the narrative. From all the stuff she did in the show to some stuff I added to the lore like her history with Rachel. Anger is a powerful and destructive thing and I feel like that drives Cree a lot.
It’s another facet to the commentary of growing up, but that presents change and change is scary. Especially to kids and especially-especially when it means that change may force them to give up something they’re not ready to part with. The Kids Next Door gave them all power and purpose to make a difference, so what do you do when it can’t do that anymore and you feel like it’s going to take it away from you?
With Cree I wanted to try and explore the peer pressure aspect of it (and the hinted outside manipulation that is alluded to be done by adults abusing their station over kids, ie, Father). To her, the her squad-mates decided she was becoming a monster, so why fight against what everyone’s already labeled you anyway? It’s exhausting and sometimes people just give in.
Steve is another facet of that. Someone who, even at his decommissioning and seeing his best friend become a traitor, deciding to still follow thru with what makes sense to him. Which is to undo the things that did more harm than good, then take ownership of enabling it by being decommissioning. Then as The Steve, he goes into the role because he is drawn to it, but doesn’t no why. He chooses to live in the present moment and go along for the ride, but eventually listens to his heart and gets off the ride. Not out of some noble reason or coercion, but because it wasn’t truly serving him and that’s not who he wanted to be.
Which goes into why it had to be Steve who talked to Rachel. They made tough choices, made sacrifices, and in the end, lost someone very dear to them because of their own self-perceived failings. Then in aftermath, they fell into self-destructive patterns. Steve let himself be towed the precipice long before Rachel did.
But in the end, he realized he still had to choice to either make the final step to fall…or turn around, walk away and face the unknown.
Steve learned he had the choice to not fear the fall. And without that fear that kept leading him on, he was free to decide if he really wanted to go thru with what he was doing. Rachel was at that precipice, so it had to be him to remind her that there was a choice.
Becuase there is always a choice. Steve didn’t know what Rachel was going to do, but he just wanted her to make sure the final choice to go thru with the fall or not was hers.
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Best Friends Brother M.S.



Fwb!Matt x Fwb!Fem!Reader
A/N: If you don't like the preadded name in my stories, you can either add your own name or not read it; it's up to you :)
you have been best friends with the triplets since you guys were in diapers really so for at least 21 years. you have been extremely close with Chris in particular just because he relates to me more than you thought he would.
you always hang out with him literally. If you see him you see me vice versa and its nice having him around but growing up with them youve developed a huge crush on Matt and it shouldnt be that bad right.
Then why cant you tell Chris about it? Maybe because its his own triplet brother you have a crush on and there is no to tell him that is the case you couldnt do that to them.
So, creating distance between you and matt was your only option in your eyes.
"are we going to target still"
Nick asks coming into the living room where chris and you were on your phones
"i dont know did you ask matt"
he replies to his older brother not taking his focus off of the screen in front of him
"ask me what"
Matt states walking out of his room into the living room area making direct eye contact with the pair sitting on the couch on their phones
"are we going to target still is what i was asking"
"i dont see why not are you guys down"
"sure do you want to go to target Cassie"
he asks the girl sitting next to him as Matt shifts his eye contact to you slightly
"i-i dont know i can just stay here you know"
"what no if you stay ill stay then"
"oh my gosh no you should go ill be fine"
'Come on cass it will be fun"
he engages trying to persuade you to tag along. It wasnt that you didnt want to tag along you just didnt want that distant you were putting between you and matt creating any weirdness amongst them all knowing they would eventually notice especially in a setting like that.
"come on it would mean so much to chris"
he states seeing how he brother is absolutely miserable without you by his side.
"fine"
you give in getting up to grab your shoes in matts room. Why did matt have your shoes a very not so long story that you were not willing to get into. Let's just say the distant you thought you were keeping with matt didnt last long.
~Flashback to 2 days ago~
Matt's pov: tonight was not a typical night Nick was hanging out with Madi at her house and Chris was hanging out with friends for the evening leaving me and the girl that honestly drives me insane in the house by ourselves.
I have always had somewhat of a close relationship Cassie and has gotten closer as i realized i wanted to be more with her but never did anything about it because she is literally my brothers best friend and chris would loose his shit if he knew i liked her in this way.
Lately, though Cassie and i havent been as close almost as if she is avoiding me.
Deciding i was tired of hanging out in my room for most of the evening i went into the kitchen to find just the person on my mind all evening.
"hi"
"oh hey"
"what are you doing"
i ask grabbing a root beer from the refrigerator
"um honestly just thinking"
the girl states as matt makes eye contact with the girl sitting on the counter as if she is almost stuck in a daydream.
"oh really about what.. penny for your thoughts"
i ask her hoping she would share something and actually have a conversation with me
"um just how im so stupid and crazy and everything in between"
she sighs out
"what how are stupid and crazy thats literally impossible"
"i mean i literally"
she stops mid-sentence as she looks at me
"i cant tell you this"
she trails off hopping down from the counter
"see stupid"
she states again attempting to walk past me probably to head back down to chris' room which is where she had been hiding out to keep her so called distance from me.
"cassie wait what"
i reply quickly confused and frustrated with the space she keeps creating between us grabbing her hand bring her back to face me
"just tell me why are you avoiding me i thought we were friends Cass"
"matt come on you know we cant just be friends and thats the problem"
"okay and what wrong with being more than friends because i maybe want to be more than friends"
"chris is my best friend matt i cant do that to him you know that"
"so you dont ever want to be more than friends"
"thats not what said"
"then what do you want cass"
i ask her running my hands comfortingly on her arms as she makes eye contact with me
"you"
she quietly states staring into my eyes as i lean in to connect our lips and bring her body closer to mine.
~End of flashback~
Chris' Pov: we have been in target for a good 45 minutes and Nick and I have lost track of Matt and Cassie.
Honestly both of them have been acting extremely weird lately. Its probably nothing and if it was something Cassie and Matt would have told me. Right?
"where the fuck would they have snuck off to its target for fucksake"
"is that them"
i question staring down an aisle that appeared to look like them but it couldnt be them because well Cassie and Matt are dating are they?
"Matt! Cassie!"
he exclaims as the pair turns around
"unbelievable"
he sighs out leaving the aisle probably to head back to the car.
"chris i can explain"
you trail off following after him leaving Nick and Matt inside target.
"chris wait!"
you exclaim as you catch up to him
"cassie my brother really!"
"im so sorry i was going to tell you.."
"when"
"i was when you got home from hanging out.."
you ramble as he cuts you off
"wait you kept this from me for two days cassie"
"i- yes chris i didnt mean to keep it a secret but i just knew you wouldn't like that i kissed your brother"
you sigh out trying not to let your tears fall
"yeah Cassie i wouldn't have liked it your supposed to be my best friend why would you keep that shit from me"
"Chris im so so sorry"
you state with tears in your eyes as he comes up to you and grabs your arms looking down at you
"cassie really"
he lightly chuckles out
"what im so sorry seriously i cant loose you as my best friend chris"
you continues to ramble
"cassie im not upset that you like him honestly i knew a while ago"
"what wait really"
"yeah its not a problem seriously"
"thank god"
you sigh out as he laughs a little bringing you into a hug
"so matt for real"
he questions rhetorically pulling away from you
"oh shut up"
you state rolling your eyes and shoving your shoulder into his
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꧁•⊹٭𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗٭⊹•꧂

°• No reader content, just a sad Kenji One-shot i had on mind since a long ago | No warnings | Kenji's social issues
He was the new guy on the team. After spending a considerable amount of time finally feeling comfortable among a group of people he worked with, he was feeling just as much of an outcast as he had in elementary school when he had just arrived in Los Angeles.
His walls wouldn't come down in front of the cameras, his proud and smug facade of the best player alive would remain up in every press conference he attended, although in reality, this change was still difficult to handle despite it having been a month since the Yomiuri Giants had welcomed a world-renowned star like him. Still, everything was difficult.
Not the games or baseball itself, in which he was an expert and adapted at a fairly quick pace to the strategies and way of playing of the team and its other members, knowing how to obey very well what his coach had to tell him and without him knowing it, the older man felt very satisfied with the new acquisition of the team. Kenji may have had many strengths, such as being a heartthrob in front of the cameras, fluency in speaking in long interviews, discipline in each of his training sessions, but when he had to face any situation that involved the social sphere, that was when he felt somewhat more insecure. But obviously, he would never let it be known.
Perhaps it was all those changes in his childhood that broke something in his social skills, the bullying of being a foreign child and the constant school changes because of it, so he probably never felt stable enough to have friends. Close friends of course, there were very kind children with whom he related and got along very well, but when changing schools or finishing the school year, he simply forgot about them and did not get in touch again. He did it without bad intentions, and perhaps even without realizing it and thought it was nothing out of the ordinary, but now being an adult, he has analyzed and asked several times if that is the root of his little problem.
He doesn't remember how difficult it was to adapt to the Dodgers. The team was amazing and he felt so alive playing there, but he preferred not to remember that because it frustrated him a lot how everything had been ruined and not being able to return. He kept protecting himself under his smiling and cocky facade, trusting that he was the best with his skills on the stadium when what he really gained was feeling more distant, noticing that the distant attitude among his teammates was reciprocal. Did they think he didn't see the annoyed gestures when his name was announced amid the shocked screams of the crowd when it was his turn to bat? He called them jealous. Did he forget how he noticed the other Giants talking to an absent boy at a training session but no one was bothered when he didn't show up one day?
Little by little he was "integrating" over time, but still feeling a void between him and all the people around him, as if he would never become someone capable of being so important to others but at the same time he ended up avoiding any contact. Was it due to lack of confidence? He didn't know what the hell was wrong with him because the moment he saw his other teammates talking in groups inside the locker room and wishing to have at least 1 friend, the next he was already rejecting the invitation to go drink some beers after a long training session, inventing a generic excuse that in the end only ended up pushing him further away.
Why was he so stubborn? So indecisive?
And like every day he ended up in his large, luxurious and empty house, so far away from others as to be located on his own personal island, where his only company was the sound of the sea and the robotic voice of his assistant. Another direct blow to the stomach that reminded him over and over again how alone he was and maybe how alone he would always be and perhaps that in this way he would die with that loneliness.
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always there for you -matt sturniolo-
chapter 3
nick sturniolo x platonic abigail moore chris sturniolo x best friend abigail moore
matt sturniolo x abigail moore
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christophersturniolo | should be bitter that i've been downgraded to the backseat now that abigail and matt are together again. but honestly, they’re so cute together that it’s hard to be mad 😊
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abigail.moore i said you could have the front seat whenever you wanted, christopher 😂 | abigail.moore and before any fans comment underneath this post, no, matt and i are not dating 🙄
nicolasssturniolo don’t complain about the backseat. it's wonderful back here 👀
user05 this is so cute. you can clearly notice the change in his demeanor from some past videos to the most recent one. don't know what was going on but i'm really glad our matt is back to normal ❤ | christophersturniolo his best friend had to put their friendship on a hiatus because her boyfriend pretty much demanded it | abigail.moore chris, don’t tell them that. they're going to hate me for it 😭 | user05 false. we could never hate someone who makes matt happy 😊 | abigail.moore ❤
matthew.sturniolo how do you manage to get these pictures of us when we’re not looking? | christophersturniolo you guys were having a moment and i didn’t want to disturb it 😊 besides, you two are literally the cutest ‘friends’ in the world 😉
nicolassturniolo right before this picture was taken, matt was holding her hand and he even kissed it 😲 | abigail.moore nicolas! | nicolassturniolo abigail!

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nicolassturniolo | matt claims he only kissed abigail because chris and i ‘dared’ him to, but it was clear he’s been wanting to do it for a while now 😏
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christophersturniolo for some context, we know he’s been wanting to kiss her because the dare (which wasn’t actually a dare at all) was supposed to be “kiss abigail if you hate root beer” but all we had to say was kiss abigail and he ran with it 😂 | nicolassturniolo the fools are in love, clearly
matthew.sturniolo why are you exposing me like this? 😂 | nicolassturniolo what did the kiss taste like | matthew.sturniolo like i’m gonna tell the world every little detail 🙄 | christophersturniolo like a heavenly mix of peppermint and cotton candy 🤨 | matthew.sturniolo how tf do you know that???? 😠 | abigail.moore he borrowed my chapstick earlier that night 😂
user03 first kiss? | nicolassturniolo most definitely not, as you’ll find out later 😏
abigail.moore best kiss of my life, honestly | nicolassturniolo well now i'm incredibly offended 😔





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abigail.moore | my happiest moments are spent with you 💋💕 #hardlaunch
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christophersturniolo why did it take you guys so long to hard launch this beautiful relationship? | abigail.moore timing
matthew.sturniolo we were 6 when we met and now we’re in our twenties. that's a lot of happy moments but i am not complaining because making you happy is what i live for ❤
user03 so is this the hard launch? | abigail.moore most definitely 😊 | user03 i knew it would be matt ❤
user04 he’s so precious and i need to know where i can get myself a matthew 😫 | abigail.moore just be patient and he will appear, love 😊
nicolassturniolo he looks too cute in that last photo 😍
user06 the best hard launch ever
user04 the cutest couple ever
user01 the most precious couple ever
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i walk in to work and hold open the door for one of my to go regulars she says hi madylin! i say hey linda how you doing. she says good i'm dining in today! i say oh that's awesome linda but im not on the clock for another 20 minutes. i sit down on lovers lane and drink my coffee UNBEKNOWNST TO MEE miss linda waits a whole 1 minute before flagging down a server who's on and asks to be seated. he takes her to a booth she says no. no no no i need a half booth he says oh we don't have any. my manager she walks by she says oh 73 and 74 are half booths. these tables are in the bar. the bar is my section. i have 25 minutes to come on the clock. the morning bartender gets them and LINDAAAA LINDA SAYS that the other bartender, who had no hand in this seating situation, she says she should be ASHAMEDDD at his actions and REPENTTT because his actions reflect HER because HE WORKS AT THE SAME PLACE AS HER!! i have 20 minutes to clock in and the other bartender comes over to where im sitting on the phone with my husband and asks our manager to talk to the table because LINDAAA just berated herrr my manager says its ok. apologize for the situation even though you did nothing wrong and ill check on them when they order. i have 15 minutes till i clock in. LINDA and her FRIEND wait 15 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME ON THE CLOCKKKKKKK SO IIIIIII CAN WAIT ON THEMMM i clock in and walk over and say hey guys how we doing :) they say TERRIBLE MADYLIN i go oh no! they say THAT MAN WHO SAT US BODYSHAMED US AND THE OTHER WAITRESS WILL NOT TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR IT! i say oh my word i am so sorry. i deeply apologize ladies that is not the way we act here and im so sorry. they say it's okay madylin BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY we HEARD YOU TELLING THAT (different) (customer) MAN ABOUT MENU CHANGES AND WE NEED TO KNOW THEM. i say oh well mostly it's just price increases and the specials changed. you see linda and friend we don't have half portions of the specials anymore and they're all the same price now they say MADYLIN?? WHAT ARE THE SPECIALS? i say it's this entire section here they say WE DONT SEE THEM? i point them out physically on the menu and i begin to list off the particular dishes on the special. they cut me off. they say MADYLIN!! YOU SIMPLY ARE RECITING THESE SPECIALS TOO FAST!!!! POINT YHEM OUT WHERE ARE THEY!!!! i point the dishes out again and do not at all point at linda's seafood dish of choice. which is on a different part of the menu. linda says MADYLIN? IS MY FISH NOT ON THE SPECIALS? i say no im sorry. fish is only on specials on fridays. :) mind you, reader, it's also on an entirely different page of the menu. they decide on their orders. i say okay great i'll get that started for you :) i say miss manager you have to go talk to that table. i am not doing this im just a bartender today im not managing. she says okay ill run their food for them too! i say thank you :) she runs their food and reports back that we've both made them happy. i say great awesome thank you. 2 minutes pass. i check in they're good. 10 minutes pass. refill check! all good. 20 minutes pass. miss manager checks in! all good. 30 minutes. i walk up i say hey are we all still doing good :)? are we still thinking about some carrot cake tonight :)? they say no we're all good for now can i have a box and you can clear this plate i say awesome no worries :) 40 minutes. i say hey still doing good? they say all good :) can i have a root beer float :)
$10 tip on like a $40 ticket. which is good. but oh my god
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da beeeest hsr fic evers!!1!
one day, i (caelus) was on my ipcpad playing club penguin when i noticed i had an extra ticket (!!!1!) so i went and yelled "hey some1 come on board I got an extra ticket lol!!" and someone DID come!!! it was shrek!!!! "what am I doing NOT in my swamp?!" shrek shouted, in shrekock (shrek shock) "yaaaayyyy mister shrek yaaaayy!!!" i started "you're in my train now! which is kind of like a swamp!!!" I excitedly cried. "is it?" shrek asked, quirking a brow. "....nnnot really, nooo...." I sheepishly admitted, embarrassed that I had lied to shrek (oh noes!) "...then... you lied to me...." shrek began. "you... you laios toudened to me..." the room shook! tremors cascaded throughout da cosmos! i got scared!!!! but not too scared because i am cool and brave!!! an apparition hazily drifted into view!!!! it was.... laios touden!!! "WHO INVOKES ME." he bellowed. kinda hot ngl. "sorry, sir..." shrek meekly replied. "it won't happen again. yeet of the moment." "hmp hmp. since you are a monster, and quite a sexy one at that, i will let you off the hook with only fifteen of your bones turned to various sandwich fillings." laios replied. "good thing every ogre has a backup bone sac!" shrek proudly announced, as he scrumpt in pain, his tibias crumpled and then uncrumpled, the tasty sandwich toppings moved aside and replaced with fresh new tibias. "goodbye, shrek. do not disturb me again," laios said, voice rumbling through the entirety of the express' length, before he vanished in a puff of root beer. "what a man...." shrek said dreamily. "yeah..." i replied, with heart eyes. "and just WHAT in Samthony Hill is going on here?!" came a voice.
it was welt!!!! "damb. forget that other guy. THIS guy is a REAL piece of ass." shrek said, moving with super shrek speed to where welt was. "hey sexy,,,," shrek said, eyes dark with lust as he spoke in sultry, buttery tones. "wanna have a good ol' fashioned slog in my bog?" he asked. "ohr.... i feel young again..." welt said, popping his left foot into the air as they began sloppily making out. old man yaoi yaaaaaaayyyyy!!!! and that's how i saved christmas!!!! the end!!!!!
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X files mini review/analysis (double feature edition!) 1x20 "Darkness within" + 1x21 "Tooms"
Damn watching these back to back was a wild experience.
Loved the idea of darkness within and the pnw is notably spooky so it worked really well. But also, bugs?? One of the tamer villains in the show and yet this was just on the edge of beliveable, which made it more scary. Also just the vibes were vibing.
And when they got got at the end?? I was genuinely surprised, especially since their MO is usually getting away by the skin of their teeth.
Insane to end it that way with them in quarantine and Scully still passed out and "i told her it would be a nice trip to the forest" and then it ENDS. insane I tell you. I'm sure there's fic that picks up where that left off and I will be searching for it. Also it made me wonder - is there going to be a point where Mulder tries to push Scully away from the x files because he's just dragged her through too much BS. (But hes never going to give it up himself.) We'll see but I wouldn't be surprised.
Now Tooms. Low key surprised they brought him back this early but in real time I suppose this would have aired many months after that original ep, which was only ep 3 or 4 I think. Still, in another Show this villain returns type of episode would be finale material, but not txf. Makes me scared of the actual finale tbh.
Solid suspense and creepiness in this one as with the original. I haaaaate this guy so they did their job for sure. The strip of light they do across his eyes whenever they go yellow feels very classic horror/sci fi, excellent stuff.
Then there's the character work. Honestly a ton to unpack in this ep with our duo, they really went hard on this one.
Ok so Scully getting called into the principals office. I find it very interesting to track her responses and demeanor every time this happens, especially compared to the pilot. She's more invested in the x files, and Mulder, than ever before. Love that she brings up their clearance rate and is like, what more do you want from us?? Except covered in layers of formality and barely contained frustration. Great stuff.
Then our boy at the hearing. Of course he sounds crazy, but she doesn't call him out for it. And because he kind of brings it up first - do you think i would have sounded more believeable if, etc. But truly it's because at this point, she really knows he's right, she just can't say it out loud. But he calls her out for the beauracratic nonsense and damn if he isn't right about that too.
But he's not mean or arrogant about it, nor does he hold onto it. He just says what he needs to say and let's it go. To her, at least. Mulder the man you are.
Ok let's talk the car scene. I'm sure this scene has been talked to death about because it's top tier character/relationship building.
First of all, love the bit where she tries to call him Fox, and he's like no I even made my parents call me Mulder. The subtext is, this is my name to the people close to me. This is the name people I love get to use. That includes you. Later in contrast to this moment, we'll have the supervisor guy specifically call him Fox, and it feels even more disingenuous after this moment in the car. Such a subtle thread and I love it.
Second, she brought him a sandwich and made a liver wurst joke. A++
Ok then the line: Mulder i wouldn't put myself at risk for anyone but you. Yeah baby, that's a banger. And a true testament to where we are now vs the beginning of the season.
Love that he lets that sit for a minute, but then his response was genius (on his part, on the writers part, both). If you got an iced tea in there, it could be love. Obviously a joke, and yet he introduces the idea of love between them, which has never been spoken aloud before now. Bruh I was screaming at my television. But it gets better! She manages to keep a straight face, but then - root beer. And his little "aw damn" laugh in response.
So in like less than 5 minutes we've brought them closer than ever, introduced the idea of love, then backed off as quickly as possible but somehow kept the whole thing cute and light - in the middle of one of the darker episodes of the series so far. Really brilliant stuff. So much fun to watch.
Ok just a couple more things that stood out. Great subversion with Tooms breaking into Mulders house, calling back to him breaking into Scullys house in the first episode (same heating vent even?), but then he frames Mulder instead of attacking him.
I knew that psychiatrist was toast from the jump.
The end at the mall: semi unbelievable that an entire mall went up where that old building used to be in a few months but whatever. The important thing here is i LOVE that Scully immediately thinks she should be the one to go down into the vent or whatever because she's the smaller one, but then he stops her and says you can get the next mutant. It's a little chivalrous, which i do like, but that line shows hes not volunteering bc he doesn't think she can do it, he's volunteering because he wants to. And yeah probably to protect her too and I can't fault him for that.
And finally, death by escalator??? Iconic. Also, Jfc.
Ok that was longer than a mini review but I'm just so impressed with the excellence of this show so far. Can't wait for the finale and to share my overall thoughts on S1!
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welp here's the script i was hyping up, sooo i want you guys to treat this like first fic and I don't minds some tips and other comments and such...but anyways enjoy!
Brooklyn’s Kidz
By: itsparis!!
INT. BEDROOM - AFTERNOON
MONIQUE, a short,brown skinned,and fairly chubby girl with short black and red dreads sits on her bed, waiting for something to happen. She looks at her phone.
As MILES, a tall,brown skinned, with twin braids, was drawing a portrait of his crush at his desk, he stops and dials her number.
Monique picked up her phone and pressed the answer button.
MONIQUE
Hey Miles, I was hoping you’d call me earlier than this.
Miles
I know, it’s just that unc had me out there on patrol and well you know how that goes.
MONIQUE
Right, so did you hear about the trip to Florida. It's for juniors this time.
MILES
Mhm… I’m going, don’t worry ma.
Monique smiles while playing with her dreads and kicks her feet back and forth. Miles adjusted himself on his bed against a pillow and sighs.
MILES
I'm guessing you’ve found someone to sit with?
MONIQUE
Nah, I wanna sit with you, that's why I didn’t ask anyone today.
MILES
Don’t play with me.
MONIQUE
I’m not,think about it Miles we’ll be in the middle and not in the back like last year.
MILES
Wait, why aren’t we sitting in the back again?
MONIQUE
Dude, what do you think happens in the back seats on a field trip with no teachers until we get to the hotel on a bus filled with juniors?
MILES
Oh. . . right, those kids go back there right?
Monique laughs, covering her face with her free hand and turns over to the left side of her bed and sighs to catch her breath.
MONIQUE
Bruh, sometimes I wonder how you got into visions with a brain like yours.
MILES
Maybe, it’s because I didn’t get in because of some program unlike some girl I know.
MONIQUE
Okay, and who helped you out in Spanish when your mom found out you almost got a C?
MILES
Aight, you got that one I’mma let it slide.
MONIQUE
(She sighs in pure bliss)
I love using that against you, speaking of your mom, how is she and your uncle?
MILES
They're okay, Ya know maybe we should bring some snacks and stuff for the bus ride.
MONIQUE
You mean like right now or tomorrow, because I was gonna go to theo’s after I called you.
MILES
Right now is fine, we can just walk there and you and I can just hang out in my room if you want.
MONIQUE
Yeah, I'm down.
She presses the red button to hand up, and puts her phone into her left pocket while getting off of her bed. She tied her high tops and walked out her room door. Miles does the same and walks out of his room letting his mom know where he’ll be until dinner.
FADE OUT :
INT. SIDEWALK - EVENING
Monique stands outside of the store waiting for Miles, tapping her foot impatiently. She tucks her braids behind her ears. Miles crosses the street walking towards her. Monique looks up joyfully.
MONIQUE
Way to keep me waiting, And don’t use that “time is relevant” line because I will smack you.
MILES
Hey,You know that lines work, you laugh at it everytime.
MONIQUE
God, how are you from brooklyn and you're this corny?
MILES
Just shut up and go in!
They walked in the store and looked at each other then looked around for snacks. They stopped at the drinks and both grabbed root beers.
MILES
So what else should we get, I mean food stamps can only get so much you know.
MONIQUE
Yeah I know, but some candy should do it or maybe some chips?
MILES
Hot cheetos!
MONIQUE
(She shivers)
EW, those things are practically made out of wax!
MILES
Huh?
MONIQUE
Remember in third grade, when you melted one on the playground and it actually happened?
MILES
Oh yeah, I forgot about that well whatever I’m still gonna eat em’.
MONIQUE
You're so disgusting.
Monique picks up a bag of sea salt chips, two cans of pringles, and a ginger ale, as Miles gets a bag of hot cheetos, some skittles,and some orange soda, as they both walk to the checkout counter Miles followed right behind her and paid for their stuff, they walked onto the sidewalk and continued walking forward down the sidewalk.
MILES
So, your place or mine?
MONIQUE
Yours,Anyways don’t you think it’s weird how we’re getting this high class trip to Miami, I mean like where did BVA get the money from to do these trips?
MILES
I mean it is a boarding school, so maybe like public funding or government funding?
MONIQUE
Yeah,sure. . .
MILES
So, who do you think is gonna be your roommate?
MONIQUE
I was hoping for you, but it’s obvious that we’re all going separated by gender and I don’t blame them.
MILES
What, You think some kids have the balls to sneak into each others rooms just to fu-
(Monique covers his mouth mid sentence and lets go.)
MONIQUE
Stop and think for a minute, what happens when two idiot teenagers are alone with each other in the same room at night?
MILES
Okay but we’re young, it’s bound to happen plus with no teachers on the bus… yeah it’s not gonna go well.
MONIQUE
Ya think?!
Miles and Monique walked into a rooming house and shut the door behind them walking up to door 208. Miles opened the door greeting his mother RIO and closed the door behind him.
RIO
Miles, is that you?
MILES
Yeah, I’m back from the corner store with monique.
RIO
Good, dinner should be done in a little bit. Monique, it's nice for you to come over again, how's your mother?
MONIQUE
She’s alright, I’m just over here to talk to Miles about the school’s trip to Florida. The school is giving the juniors a chance for a trip.
RIO
Right that trip, I’m just counting on you to keep my son in good shape and out of trouble.
MILES
Mami,I’m not a little kid any more I'm 16,Entonces no preocuparse por favor.
RIO
Cortar el afuera mijo, don't tell me not to worry for your safety.
MILES
Ma,don't worry about me. I'll call you when me and monique get on the bus and when we get to the hotel,yo promesa.
Miles and Monique eat dinner as they finished they helped Rio washes dishes, afterwards They enter Miles’s room keeping the door creaked open sitting on his bed.
MILES
Aight, did we get everything for the trip tomorrow?
MONIQUE
Yup, snack wise but everything else is up to us on what to pack like hygiene and clothes, but I mean this is our first trip till we’re seniors and the only time we won’t be wearing our uniforms.
MILES
True, so what time do you need to head home again?
MONIQUE
Before the streetlights,speaking of that rule, haven't you wondered why that was our curfew growing up?
MILES
I don't know, but I'm thinking about seeing all the pretty girls out there…
MONIQUE
Um, hello you have a girlfriend sitting dead in front of you!
MILES
Right, my bad mi vida.
FADE IN :
INT. IN THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOL - DAY
Miles, Monique, and other kids of the school stood outside waiting for the buses. Monique held Miles’s hand while on her other hand she was biting her nails.
MILES
You're holding my hand a little tight there, you good?
MONIQUE
Yeah, it’s just what I’m feeling right now, I don’t know if I should be nervous or excited.
MILES
(spoke with a smile on his face)
You’ll be fine ma, you're sitting with me in the middle and I’ll just give you my earbuds.
MONIQUE
(sighs)
Thanks Miles, but I’m fine I just haven’t been on a trip in a minute ya know?
MILES
I get it, just take a deep breath and wait for the bus.
MONIQUE
(with a calm yet nervous tone)
Okay, I’ll try to calm down.
The school buses pulled up to the front of the academy. After every group got done with attendance from their teachers, each class walked on the buses and sat down in a seat with their baggage, Miles and Monique sat in a random three sitter in the middle row and sighed.
MILES
Well, this is it. I'm hoping we can go shopping or head to Universal or Disney world.
MONIQUE
And where’s the money to do all that Morales?
MILES
I have a job, it ain’t like I’m broke or something.
MONIQUE
(she says while laughing, she rolled her eyes and looked at him shaking her head.)
That doesn't mean you're rich either,look I have enough money for shopping but knowing visions they’d probably give a free trip to disney like they did with the seniors last year.
MILES
(He puts his earbuds in and starts a playlist called “MM ♥ ️ MJ” holding one out for her to take.)
So, you wanna listen with me or do you wanna hear the yelling of screaming banshees?
MONIQUE (she takes the earbud and put its in her right ear and puts her head on his shoulder, she sighs as the bus starts to move looking out window. )
So you're not gonna call her yet, I mean your mom is still worried about you.
MILES
Yeah I know, but… I’ll call her when we make it to the hotel or something.
MONIQUE
Alright, but can we please stop listening to post malone? like play some tyler or just anything else?
Miles rolled his eyes as he chuckled to her and put his hands on her waist. Monique smiled at him tuning out the rest of their class all at once and focusing on him.
FADE IN :
INT. A Gas station - EVENING
A group of students were hanging around the gas station or going to the bathroom, miles and monique walked into the covenant store looking around.
MILES
So you gettin’ any snacks or drinks, because I got enough for a little something if you want.
MONIQUE
Maybe, but we still got the stuff we got from theo’s and that should hold us off for a bit.
MILES
Right, let’s go outside and wait till the bus is fueled up I guess.
They walked outside the store sitting on the curb, Monique pulled a blunt out her pocket lighting it and taking a small drag passing it to him.
MILES
Hey I wanted to ask, what did you see in me to like ask me out and stuff?
MONIQUE
Well, I mean you and me are like out of at least 15 other the only black kids there at visions,but besides all that I like that you're a geek and you're pretty,and your freckles are like stars in a way I don’t know but I'm bound to you.
MILES
Wow I mean, I like you too and that beauty mark of yours yeah I know about it you don’t even have to hide it,and if you’d let me can I take you out during the trip?
MONIQUE
(She scoffs at him, while taking a drag she passes it back to him.)
In your dreams Morales, but hey game recognize game don’t think I don’t know bout it.
MILES
(He takes the last puff and steps on it, putting it out on the sidewalk and standing up with Monique.)
Yeah, whatever you say.
All the students got back on the bus and in their seats,as Miles and Monique went back to the middle row and sat down listening to their playlist getting lost in their own little world and the bus was back on the road again.
FADE OUT :
INT. HOTEL HALLWAY - NIGHT
Monique and Miles walked in the hallway until they stopped at a door with the numbers 103, and with a keycard she opened the door and let themselves in sitting on the bed.
MONIQUE
So, let’s fill out the plan sheet tonight then tomorrow we'll know what to do that day so we won’t be lost.
MILES
Do you ever not use a planner sheet? Monique, come on, at least try to have actual fun.
MONIQUE
But Miles I just wanna be sure. Also, did you call your mom yet because she called me and texted me “thanks for picking up and telling him when he gets back, we’re gonna have a talk.”
MILES
(He sucked his teeth as he sat beside Monique on the bed.)
Wow, yeah that sounds about right… So do you wanna stay up or?
MONIQUE
Do you even have to ask?
They spent the whole time talking about anything yet nothing at the same time, again getting lost in their little world as the Florida rain fell from the sky hitting softly on the ground while the streetlight shining through the window.
Fade out :
Time lapse throughout the whole trip from different places from the mall, disney world, universal, and now it’s the last day after packing their things Miles and Monique joined the rest of their class along with teachers still doing attendance. The buses pulled up to the front of the hotel and all the students got on the bus and sat in the same seats that sat on the way there.
INT. IN FRONT OF BVA - AFTERNOON
After all the students got off the buses everyone’s parents came to pick up their kids, as miles and monique waited for miles’s uncle AARON to pull up and as if right on que he pulled up on the curb and the two got in the back.
AARON
So who’s this girl? I thought it was just you I was picking up.
MILES
Oh, this is my… partner Monique. She’s Ms.Jackson's daughter and they live on the same floor as me and mom.
AARON
And y'all haven’t?
MILES
Just drive!
AARON
Alright alright, how was the trip? y'all had fun?
MONIQUE
Yeah, Florida was nice and didn't worry him and I didn’t get in much trouble.
AARON
Good, somebody has to keep a good eye on him if I’m not around and you seem to fit the role very well if his mom trusts you that much.
MONIQUE
Wow, so you are the problem child. I had a feeling about that.
MILES
(He playfully hit her shoulder while he laughed.)
Shut up, that was one time and one time only!
MONIQUE
Uh-huh, keep telling yourself that miles I mean whatever helps with the denial.
Fade in :
INT. THE ROOMING HOUSE - EVENING
Aaron’s car pulled to the rooming house as Miles and Monique got out of the car they walked to the door, Miles pressed the buzzer letting his mom their back and Aaron's car pulled away and the two went inside and walked up the stairs and to their doors.
MILES
So, I’ll see you on monday?
MONIQUE
Dude, it’s not like I can skip school plus you're kinda the only reason I go anyways… Goodnight Miles.
MILES
Right, good night Moni.
She walked up to him giving a small kiss on his two toned lips, as they broke the kiss she smiled at him and walked inside her apartment, Miles doing the same.
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