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When Riz gets overstimulated something that helps him calm down is biting on something as hard as he can preferable another person when he was little it was his parents but he stopped as he grew older UNTIL he met the Bad Kids

It started with the Bad Kids because one day in their sophomore year he was sparring with Gorgug while slightly overstimulated and when Gorgug disarmed him instead of yielding like he normally did he just. Lunged and sunk his teeth in. And Gorgug saw him like visibly relax and reported back to the Bad Kids and now whenever they notice him getting worked up (like his ears going airplane mode or his tail swishing around like crazy or just pacing and fidgeting a lot) they just stick out their arm for him to sink his teeth into

They all respond to it differently, Kristen just uses it as a substitute for holding his hand or tail to keep track of him (leftover habit from her brothers), Fig raises her arm to show him off and Riz just dangles there happily, Adaine doesn’t get full on chomps a lot since she’s not as bulked up as the others but when it does happen she just hands him Boggy and some noise cancelling headphones from her jacket when he was to let go, Gorgug barely notices the pain and just goes about as normal while minding the goblin hanging from his arm, and Fabian takes it as a personal challenge to see how hard Riz could bite without Fabian reacting (spoiler it’s very hard Fabian has an excellent poker face and tolerance for pain) (Riz has almost taken chunks out of Fabian before and his arms are just littered with bite scars, you can tell when Riz is having a bad day because Fabian’s arms will be throughly bandaged)

All of them try to play off any pain it causes as much as possible so Riz doesn’t feel bad, although Fig and Fabian absolutely use it as ways to brag

Many people think Fig is joking when she posts on the official Cig Fig’s account “the best way to keep track of your rogue is to have them be biting and hanging off of your arm.” She posts a photo of Riz(with his face blurred out of course) doing just that to Gorgug a week later as proof

He gets really bad with it as they level up more, because whats 1d6 + strength when he's got shit all strength? Their HP pools are massive and only keep growing.

It is pretty unnerving to people to see this little guy, all prim and proper in his vest and tie, absoloutly CHOMP on one of his friends and their only reaction is to lift him up by the bite so they can hold him better. All while he's got a 1000 yard stare and is growling ever so slightly.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation // S05E08: Unification II

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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

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OH MY GODDDDD

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hold up this song slays immensely hard actually

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autocorrect just tried to change "omegaverse" to "metaverse" and i think i'm genuinely offended

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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

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200% on the Kickstarter already? Amazing!!!

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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I cannot stress enough, that Vic choosing to just spend a full year setting up a full force psychological assault on Sam that included FORGING A DEED TO HIS HOUSE AND MAKING HIM EAT SAND, instead of trying to win in any way was the greatest power-move I have ever seen.

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we love this man

and his commitment to the bit

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i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat