#MythicalSausage

[purplefox14]

Sausage man doing a very pg stuff

i'm too lazy coloring the details (maybe i'll finish this when i have the motivation)

[ani-craft]

Jealous Mratyn and Homewrecker Ratman on Rats SMP

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Martyn: That's a rat in motion right there!

Sausage: Good ol' Ren Diggity Dog gave me that thang [sunglasses]! And then he made out with me for five minutes right after.

Martyn: Wait, what?

Sausage: ...Nothing!

Martyn: What? What do you mean?

Sausage: What do you mean? It was a gift!

Martyn: What, the—the shades or the smooch?

Sausage: Both of them! It was—it came—one came with the other! Y'know?

Martyn: For what? Secret Santa, or...? You've had those shades for ages!

Sausage: No, no these are just— No, he was like, "You know what? Here have some glasses, and have—and have these lips!" You know, and it was like two minutes, you know, it was quick! It was a couple pop kisses, you know like: (makes three popping noises)

Martyn: Okay, so... no tongue?

Sausage: It was the sangria! Probably. Y'know?

Martyn: Yeah, maybe...

Sausage: And the rum! You know, he gets a little loosey. Loosey-goosey, that man!

Martyn: Mmn...

[ Sausage nodding and giggling to chat afterwards ] (also below cut)

[mossiishroom]

“You know size doesn’t matter.” (Zooms into Sausage’s crotch)

Pangi…

[actualori]

they arrived!!!! i put them on my jacket :3

[khyann]

"What are we...?"

My partner @lunarsands saw this post and it got us thinking about xer Smajor and Myth for xer fic series Soul Liminality. Something about being so intrinsically connected out of despise for each other

[leekyrainbow]

that is just sausage on the regular! he literally pushes the boundaries of pg atp but that is okay we love him for it

WAIT, SAUSAGE IS A PG STREAMER?! WHAT BRANCH OF DRUG DID HE TAKE BEFORE DECIDING TO DO ALL THAT TODAY

[parasocialpixlriffs]

MYTHICALSAUSAGE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR???

[made-nondescript]

what did he mean by this

[wassup-its-e]

Sausage dared me to

GREAT START TO HALLOWEEN MONTH

[joifee]

The man of the hour

this took me longer than i care to admit hahaha

[kitsuneisi]

[xkaru-karux]

“i could be the light and pearl could be the darkness” - mythical j. sausage

[doodle-list]

Rats rats we're the rats

[dykecubes]

”I’m a PG streamer but I’m gonna go off script, guys I’m a slut” SAUSAGE??? 💀💀💀

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Even more of these bc I think they're funny. This time featuring some non-hermits :]

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Sausage writes a fanfic about Martyn and Ren's endings on FantasyMC SMP

Sausage: --cause I was talking about Ren lore. And one day, y'know, Ren's gonna be online when Martyn's online. And then, he's gonna see. "Wow, you're also…a big, burly, giant, (three seconds of silence) dragonborn." I love dragons. Knights and dragons--sometimes they kill 'em--sometimes dragons get killed!--by, by knights. But I don't think Ren will kill this particular dragon. I think Ren will befriend this dragon. And what's gonna happen is gonna be stuff of legend. Ren is probably gonna ride that dragon known as 'Martyn InTheLittleWood,' into the sunset. And that's one of the last things that happens. They're gonna--Martyn's gonna regrow his dragon wings--I'm calling this lore right now--Martyn's gonna regrow his dragon wings, and he's gonna be like, "Hey. Ren. Hop on, buddy." And they're gonna sail into the sunset, almost like-uh, uh, um, almost like Gem and-and FWhip did, at the end when-when they left me behind.

Sausage: And they, and they found out Pearl was dead, and they thought that I was dead, and they left, y'know? I-I wasn't mad at them, y'know? I was technically bouncing realities in that-that realm. So they had no idea, they thought we were dead. A lot of people give them grief, that they left us, no--technically, they thought we were both dead, so they left us, uh, in peace. Uh, to live a better life, outside. But technically, y'know, I was, uh, busy, jumpin' rift-either way! Whatever, you know?

Sausage: Martyn and-and-and Ren are gonna ride into the sunset, and they're gonna go visit his other king that banished him, and they're probably gonna end up doing adventures there, and kill them. Uh,this was a fanfiction, alternate reality, by me, Mythical J. Sausage. Fanfiction writes itself.