#MythicalSausage

[actualori]

a little rats smp mythicalswamp comic

[mcytshipsandmore]

Scar and Gem are the #1 Boat boys shippers on the Hermitcraft server and have tried multiple times to get them to confess to each other.

But when their many attempts fail, in a desperate attempt, Gem reaches out to the true #1 Boat boys shipper.

Mythical J Sausage.

The fear Joel felt when he saw Sausages name log onto the server was wores then anything he's felt in any of the Life games.

(He confesses to Etho before Sausage, Gem and Scar can do anything)

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 ITS BRILLIANT BRILLIANT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 -⭐️

[ode-2-joy]

i miss them so much it's kicking my ass

[parasocialpixlriffs]

MYTHICALSAUSAGE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR???

[made-nondescript]

what did he mean by this

[wassup-its-e]

Sausage dared me to

GREAT START TO HALLOWEEN MONTH

[leylila]

perhaps i've gone too far

[joifee]

The man of the hour

this took me longer than i care to admit hahaha

[kitsuneisi]

[xkaru-karux]

“i could be the light and pearl could be the darkness” - mythical j. sausage

[doodle-list]

Rats rats we're the rats

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Even more of these bc I think they're funny. This time featuring some non-hermits :]

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Sausage writes a fanfic about Martyn and Ren's endings on FantasyMC SMP

Sausage: --cause I was talking about Ren lore. And one day, y'know, Ren's gonna be online when Martyn's online. And then, he's gonna see. "Wow, you're also…a big, burly, giant, (three seconds of silence) dragonborn." I love dragons. Knights and dragons--sometimes they kill 'em--sometimes dragons get killed!--by, by knights. But I don't think Ren will kill this particular dragon. I think Ren will befriend this dragon. And what's gonna happen is gonna be stuff of legend. Ren is probably gonna ride that dragon known as 'Martyn InTheLittleWood,' into the sunset. And that's one of the last things that happens. They're gonna--Martyn's gonna regrow his dragon wings--I'm calling this lore right now--Martyn's gonna regrow his dragon wings, and he's gonna be like, "Hey. Ren. Hop on, buddy." And they're gonna sail into the sunset, almost like-uh, uh, um, almost like Gem and-and FWhip did, at the end when-when they left me behind.

Sausage: And they, and they found out Pearl was dead, and they thought that I was dead, and they left, y'know? I-I wasn't mad at them, y'know? I was technically bouncing realities in that-that realm. So they had no idea, they thought we were dead. A lot of people give them grief, that they left us, no--technically, they thought we were both dead, so they left us, uh, in peace. Uh, to live a better life, outside. But technically, y'know, I was, uh, busy, jumpin' rift-either way! Whatever, you know?

Sausage: Martyn and-and-and Ren are gonna ride into the sunset, and they're gonna go visit his other king that banished him, and they're probably gonna end up doing adventures there, and kill them. Uh,this was a fanfiction, alternate reality, by me, Mythical J. Sausage. Fanfiction writes itself.

[notscarsafe]

A birthday Gem and (some of) the boys who love her 💜

[wassup-its-e]

happy pride month

gay people i need you to look at this gorgeous man face

[leylila]

attempt #2 at mapping the joel polycule

attempt #1

i don't watch empires, so i'm sorry if i got their relationships wrong. thanks to everyone for their suggestions! and yes, these are only flirty/romantic relationships. if this is difficult to read or understand, blame joel not me

i'm not making this again, i'm not making this again -> watch me eat my words