#man why is this so long
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get 'em before they melt!
(the flavors are 99% vibes + first thought only thought, don't take them too seriously)
#art#twisted wonderland#the only flavor that took longer than thirty seconds was idia#purely because first thought there was mt dew midnight baja blast#should've just run with it tbh. dang.#(some of the transliterations were hard to double-check so please forgive any errors 🙇)#(unfortunately i had already committed when i found out the spanish tuna is トゥナ and not ツナ) (my joke...ruined...)#man. you ever spend a super long time doing 20+ character pops and then be like#wait why did i do this#story of my life right there ( ᐛ )#sorry for not being around much it's been a Time#just a lot of ups and downs and not really being in the right headspace for Jokes#eternity float better be hilarious is all i'm saying (it already is based on the cards so i think we're good)
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Leo learns something about himself 🏳️⚧️
Based roughly on this old post.
Bonus:
[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#trans leonardo#trans leo#rottmnt headcanons#turtle art tag#rise draxum#happy pride everyone~#if you’re wondering why there’s no backgrounds that’s because my files got messed up so just blankness in the bg sorry#but yeah!#this is forever and always my fav headcanon for Leo it makes too much sense to me#I wanted to make sure I got it done in time for pride haha#I don’t know if it’s obvious by the end but Draxum ran off because he was for once doing something nice for Leo#that being leading him somewhere else not in front of everyone so Leo can process the fact that he was born female in peace haha#(but he also just - wanted to avoid the ensuing awkward Talk as long as he could lol)#“how would Leo NOT know’’ he had an inkling but never thought much of it because he’s a teenage turtle mutant with no access to healthcare#also yeah that’s splinter’s hand at the end there I just KNOW he’d want those pics#also also - Leo here can technically be trans or even intersex in some way too#both is good#making this made me remember why I never do color#at least for comics#it just takes sooo long#but it was fun and worth it for my fave hc#this is like the first time I’ve drawn Draxum and man he’s kinda hard to draw#also their sizes are just 1 2 and 3 because Draxum had a simple system in place for sizing his subjects#(aka I was too lazy to think of anything else to put there)#also dunno if anyone noticed but look at Raph’s paper and look at his baby’s self’s photo
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What if the peak lords concluded that the most likely answer to the mystery of Shen Qingqiu's behavior is not that he's possessed now (because they checked and all the tests came out negative), but that he must have actually been possessed before?
No one thought to check him before, after all. They just figured he was an asshole. But then he suffers a qi deviation, almost dies, but comes back nicer. Only slightly lacking in context for his own past behavior and lifestyle, too.
It fits remarkably well, doesn't it? All this time the real Shen Qingqiu must have been trying to free himself from a demonic spirit that took possession of him in his youth! It was the demon who was the asshole, dragging his poor host to brothels, alienating his sect siblings so that they wouldn't investigate him too closely, abusing his disciples and probably weakening the sect from within as part of some nefarious plot!
But then the real Shen Qingqiu finally managed to beat back the demon himself, even being gracious enough not to point out what happened to his martial siblings and so save the sect's face. What a guy.
#svsss#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#yue qingyuan is the only one who doesn't find this shockingly plausible but he can't actually explain why#so the other peak lords just think he's prioritizing their sect's reputation for once in his life by tactfully dismissing the idea#wei qingwei is 100% convinced though#man's going around all the peaks now just casually doing possession checks#thinking about making that a regularly scheduled thing like he'll just work some annual tour of the peaks with hong jing into his schedule#shang qinghua sweating bullets putting more wards on his house#frantically trying to remember if he ever wrote a concept where sqq was possessed or not#maybe??? he did??? it was a long time ago and he cycled through a lot of ideas okay
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D6 of Hermit a Day May - Mumbo!
-`♡´- remember to check out their raffle and fundraiser!
#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#hermitaday#hadm25#eydidraws#my art#mcyt#hc10#hc#hermitblr#mumbo fanart#mumbos actually one of my main povs fdjkfjk i dont know why i dont draw him more#i have like long standing one sided beef with this man /fond#but also. everytime he complains about the PH it makes me laugh. hope he spends the summer here#just so he can feel my pain#also! points. day6 mention? collab when?
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#my art#one piece#zosan#girl gender neutral why were they at a table for two in that tv spot#oooh man i drew this after an unintentional break that wasn't very long but felt very long and i felt so rusty 🧍♂️#i want to work on more simple/minimal environments to put The Character (plural) in and yet!!!!!! it is so challenging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's also challenging to draw these fools from their No Eyeball side... thanks oda#one piece tag
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Role reversal but because The Long Quiet is constant, it's just him as is in a princess dress. Lol
#Woaow majestical#Plothole. if we're going to kill this guy why would anyone wants a world that constantly shifts though?#Lmao idk maybe this is set in slay The Shifting Mound endings n people were getting sick of forever?#I can't imagine being deprived from the sweet release of death man 😭#I can't imagine what people would do without the consequence of death. 😬#I'm probably just too pessimistic . But I don't trust everyone. 😭 Some of you people out there are evil AF.#What's worse than evil people? Bored evil people. Yeeeeeea..... 😕😕😕#Someone has to bring her back yo#But then again with that we don't actually wanna kill The Long Quiet then? We just wanna return the balance. 🤷♀️#Woo the Dragon#lmao#You're here to seduce/appeal to a dragon that just wants to kill you#No way there's not already a game out there where you woo the dragon instead lol#The Narrator tried prettying him up so he'd be more appealing. They did their best#Okey I gotto stop the sleepy ramblings with this crack before I go on forever I actually need some sleep I'm so tiredssdd 😩 Idk why I spent#time thinking of a lore to explain this thing lol#my shiz#The Long Quiet#Slay the Princess#STP#Slay the Princess AU#spoiler for what TLQ looks like#Slay the Princess spoiler#STP spoiler#The crown was suppose to be glass shards forming something like a hand. But I was too lazy RIP
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Pain is a great motivator…
Part 26 || First || Previous || Next
—Full Series—
Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)
Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!
#CHARA WTF DO YOU MEAN “COMPUTER”????#lol i hope you guys dont hate me for what im doing in the next update.#IS THAT A MAC OS???#Yes......owo''#Kris and the Gang are LITTLE now. I've pixelated them and turned them into little game characters!#FINALLY!!#I never thought I would be going so far in the story to explain WHY Kris pulls out their SOUL and opens Darkfountains even when they killed#Berdly in Chapter 2. Pain can make people do horrible things.#Uhhhhhhhhh anyways. :3 I hope you liked it! I made this post a little too long for my liking and didnt get it out when i wanted too-#but thats okay! As long as people enjoy it :)#bread#art#deltarune chara timeline#deltarune chara timeline comic#seriously though#long post#man am I glad I switched over to the limited color palet! It helps me feel alot more relaxed uwu#This is....way over 16 hours of work q-q#chara#asriel#susie#kris#asriel dreemurr#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#susie deltarune#deltarune#comic#my art
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The Roomate Part 2 (Part 1)
#man this is so messy but i still dont mind it#incase it wasn't clear tho#jonah v subtly uses franks name as blackmail#which is why he took so long to make a statement#that jonah then uses to gloat perhaps post s4#i just thought that no one noticing Elias changing otherwise is kinda sad#and yes he didnt have anyone by then (possibly why elias also took him)#so a simple roommate who notices enough would do#frank tried#is it bad that im explaining it so much? hmm.#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#ocs#the magnus archives#the magnus archives fanart#tma#tma fanart#tma spoilers#the magnus archives spoilers#tma s4#tma season 4 spoilers#the magnus institute#the eye#the beholding#niinnyu comics#niinnyu arts
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long hair morgott and why mohg hates it (this homeless man has 0 zero hair care products)
#elden ring#elden ring fanart#morgott the omen king#mohg lord of blood#omen twins#art#my art#mohg is so done he can't keep doing this#every products he gives to his bro end up lost somewhere in leyndell#and morgott's fur is everywhere. who allows this man to have long hair#so what if I'm pushing morgott with braids agenda#mohg knows how to style hair. i do not know why
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im the evil transsexual undoing transphobes and baby trans ppls fearmongering about bottom surgery and informing trans ppl yes u can get bottom surgery theres a very low risk involved with them and theyre very customizeable. im out here letting the baby tgirl know that a neovagina can actually be penetrated and im telling the nonbinary butch that they can actually get two seperate penises if a surgeon lets them (if they get on t) AND they can keep their urethra where it is. im out here undoing years of fearmongering fuck u all. hits u with my research beam
#idk why i know so much about bottom surgery#like ik how phallo and meta work obviously bc i want bottom surgery#but im not getting a vagina or anything#but i have been transitioning for a long ass time so like#maybe u just pick it up#did u know penile preserving vaginoplasty exists#trans#transmasc#transfem#trans man#trans woman#transsexual#transgender#nonbinary#bottom surgery#bottom growth#phallo#meta
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Jealousy, Jealousy
#friend jealousy is a BITCH and i think kei would definitely suffer from it#he made one (1) friend in elementary school and decided it was enough for one lifetime#but now theyre in HS and tadashi is a lot more out of his shell than he previously was and oh look :) now hes making more friends#i just KNOW it eats kei up. watching his best friend laugh with other people.#i think this would be the first time too which is why its a particularly big blow like#for so long its been him and tadashi that this was never a concern#so now he doesnt know how to manage this ugly emotion#definitely see him get snappier with hinata and kageyana#goes unnoticed tho because he usually tends to be an ass to them anyway#Man.#SIGH.#this came to me in a vision and i made myself upset so LOL. Releases this to the wild yaay…#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#tsukishima kei#yamaguchi tadashi#queerplatonic if you understand the workd#tsukkiyama#hq#lots to the read in the tags lol sorry…
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when the legs go around the waist >>>
+ behind the scenes footage we're so glad to have:
#the eclipse#the eclipse the series#akkayan#only friends#only friends the series#sandray#the heart killers#kantbison#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#firstkhao#firstkhaotung#bibi gifs#📩#thai bl#mlm#thkedit#oftsedit#long post#i love when a man gives us arched back and ass up#since everything is now mature content at least this one will be flagged accordingly#tho honestly this is so tame#note that in some of these you can't see if they are actually on each other's laps/straddling each other#i however decided to go with what my heart decided was right hence why i didn't delete those gifs despite how long this post became#i could apologize but i will not
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i literally do not care about big emergencies on abc's 911. i want to see my characters talk to each other and have stories that are parallels to small, everyday (everyday for first responders) emergencies
#why must everything be such a big ass event#okay yes it makes sense for a season premiere (tsunami my beloved <33)#and they sometimes slay at the end of a season (sniper arc <33)#but god other than that i literally do not care!!!!#bc they are bad#im not even sorry but the ebola 2.0 story is just not interesting to me#i would never rewatch it even if it gave us buck athena doing crime and chobby moments that make me scream and my beautiful boy ravi#like i care about the characters!!!!!#idgaf about anything else tbh#thats why i watch this show bc i love (almost) every character on this show and i want to learn more about them and see them in situations#so many recent episodes have zero rewatchability to me bc tim is out here trying to do some crazy ass thing that ends up not being executed#well or sacrifices character development#and like man what are you doing???#making episode long arcs that are still focused on the mains and not just doing shit for the sake of doing shit is possible and has been#done on 911 before#pls#tim pls i want my characters to have satisfying development and arcs i dont need to see a 4 minute long helicopter chase or your poorly#written versions of movies you like#either start cooking up good mass events again (see: earthquake tsunami sniper) or just stopppp doing them pls#sorry i saw tims interview where he said there's gonna be another mass casualty event at the end of 8 and i just know its not gonna be it#like some of these episodes this man has been writing have so few good character moments/interactions that im like.#why did i even watch the episode i could have gotten all i wanted from gifs on tumbler dot com and wouldnt have had to watch 40 minutes of#poorly written everything else#anyway i love everyone who works on 911 abc (excluding tim) they are beautiful and hardworking and put up with that bald mans delusionals#and ofc i love all my beautiful mains you are the reason i watch this show i cannot imagine 911 without my beloved firefam
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WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN
#welcome to night vale#cecil gershwin palmer#waiting for the bus in the rain#why are they so silly#koshekh the bathroom cat#hooded figure#man in the tan jacket#fly salesman#fanart#welcome to nightvale fanart#how long have they been waiting for the bus???
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I see so many people thinking that mydei is really rough and uncaring with his partner (especially in bed…) and I’m like… no?? he’s not? he’s the most respectful guy you’ll find out there?? okay it’s lighthearted but… just heart me out (may be a bit ooc since I didn’t figure out his personality as much yet)
mydei x gn reader

Mydeimos, the crown prince of Castrum Kremnos, one of the Chrysos Heirs, your lover and… apparently a heartless man. You scoff at the idea. Sure, he may be a merciless warrior when it comes to striking down his opponents, but he is not ruthless. Especially with those he holds dear.
You can’t really recall when those rumours spread; suddenly, people of Okhema started thinking your boyfriend (extremely kind, in your humble opinion) was cruel. You were obviously first to deny that, but who’d believe you? It’s not like you could just walk up to a bunch of citizens and tell them “you’re all wrong!” They’d probably laugh at you. How could a random person know the Mydei so well? Oh, if only they knew…
But, as kind and benevolent you are, you decided to keep your promise and not tell the public about your relationship. Even if your powerlessness to those rumours made your blood boil and your fists clench.
When asked how he felt about them, Mydei at first pretended to be surprised. But you knew better than to believe in his act. “Don’t worry about that, their words shouldn’t be worrying you. Rumours always die out sooner or later, just like a fire. Pay them no mind, [Name].” Easier said than done, is what you thought to yourself. But he was right, as much as you hated to admit.
If you could speak up and defend him from all those terrible allegations, you’d tell them how he’s a fighter for the sake of protecting those who he holds close, how he always cooks the most delicious food for you, how he lets you do his hair when you had a bad day, how sweet he is with children, and how surprisingly gentle he truly is.
But, sometimes you think to yourself, maybe it’s better if only you get to see that side of Mydei, reserved just for you ♡

a/n: aaaaaaaaa I’m so so so sorry this is so late, I completely forgot about it >< btw I almost finished 3.1 and oof… this guy grew on me A LOT (there’s something about men who have rough hands, but a firm and gentle hold…)
comments & reblogs appreciated!
#Hsr#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail#hsr x reader#divider credits: adornedwithlight#This actually took me so long to write#Like#Saru why are you giggling while writing about a fictional guy you’re not even pulling for?#(Maybe I will#who knows…)#I literally kept grinning to myself#This man#good lord#Mydei hsr#Mydei x reader
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eddie's confessions + oscillograms
#look at me coming up with an original idea :)#yes i these are the visualization of his voice from recording it#911#911 abc#911edit#eddie diaz#eddiediazedit#buddie#buddieedit#yes.#nessa.gif#nessa.edit#911183#svenjalook#usersary#rutual#useraudrey2#userreed#useredmundo#useraurore#tusermira#looklasagna#alisonlook#and a special thank you to svenja sary and mj who looked at the 18937289 versions i made of this and still didn't kick me out of the gc <3#man why is this so hard for me to post. it's been in my drafts for so long i've gotten possessive of it i think. anyway
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