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Just watched the BBC Burning Sun documentary. Jesus Christ
#i always knew it was despicable and i remember it all going down because i was a kpop fan in 2019 but#god hearing one of the victims tear up as she described her experience broke my heart#there's always so many thoughts about this case#the fact that seungri is free and apparently has a fucking tv show is literally disgusting#don't get me started on hyuna dating one of the freaks who was in those groupchats too#jesus#man i need to calm down
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what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?
i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?
a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?
in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.
girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.
there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.
for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.
something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.
is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.
most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."
a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.
#warm up#writeblr#this one has bothered me for a bit#any time a woman does something even passingly annoying we treat it like a fucking crime#hey man. women are allowed to be annoying. everyone forever is allowed to be passingly annoying#as long as they aren't hurting anyone/thing#like u wanna know something? i find it super annoying that men don't wear seatbelts#why arent there thousands of comments on driving videos thats just like : men try not to die in a car crash challenge#''this briefly annoyed me''. okay??????? AND????????????????? go get ur self a cookie and calm down about it#ur not entitled to control other ppl's experiences and emotions just so u can maintain ur own peace#if being briefly annoyed ruins ur whole day! you! need! therapy!!!!#men try not to become immediately angry about nothing challenge: level impossible#ps author is nonbinary. we didn't even get into the gender presentation thing#the fact men think it's SEXY that my voice is on the lower end....
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Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.
But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P
#peter b parker#spiderman#mayday parker#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#miles morales#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#atsv#tbh i notice that i have this group of fave characters that really fall under category of#i need to wrap them in nice fuzzy blanket and give them a hot cocoa#and miguel kinda pings my blanket and cocoa senses#but more like in an impending doom sense?#like he is going to get his ass kicked so much in the next movie#beyond is so going to be like you like this broken man?#hold my beer we can break him some more#i can just feel it in my bones#because for right now he pings my need to spray him with a water like a naughty cat he is an then hold him in air jail till he calms down#which objectively is a bad idea#unless you are this sunshine idiot spiderman that i love#and here is long story long why this comic happened :B
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❗️guys please put on your earphones
EXCUSE ME!!!!
This scene!!!!! This scene had me blushing like crazy nobody could do it like this mannnnnn 😩😩😩 he’s such a sensual man I’m going insane
And I don’t care what anyone said bc his EN VA is TOP-TIER for me
THE SOFT BREATHY, HUSKY TONE in his voice always makes me melt into a puddle 🫠
Rafayel EN VA idk who you are but if you’re reading this, I hope you have a good day, I hope your pillow are always cold, I hope every time you put your hand in your pocket you always find random money, I hope your neighbors are very quiet, I hope all your favorite menus are always in-store, I hope every time you buy groceries things always on sale, I hope you never have to wait more than 30 seconds in a red light
Everybody say it after me, thank you for doing the God’s work, thank you for existing, Thank you Rafayel EN VA
🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️
#it’s 1 am and I need to sleep#but how am I supposed to calm down after this!????#I’m gonna be dreaming about fictional man as always#He’s so special to me#I could listen to this man’s voice for eternity#love and deepspace#lads#rafayel#lads rafayel#love and deepspace rafayel#🦢: post
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Idk have this
Around you, the other players shifted in their beds in the darkness, some still whispering to each other softly while the rest slept. Whether they were aware of what was happening next to them, you weren't entirely sure, but the thought didn't give you pause.
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Dae-ho let out a quiet whimper, muffled into the skin of your neck as his hips bucked into your hand. His breath, hot and wet, fanned out across your throat with each strained exhale in an effort to keep quiet.
"Please-" Dae-ho's voice was barely a strained whisper, rasped into your ear as you kept your pace slow and torturous.
You felt him tremble slightly as you ran your thumb over the head of his cock, collecting the beads of precum and using them to slick your hand around his length.
Dae-ho's lips brushed against your pulse point as he moaned with the renewed movement of your hand. You could tell he was close, teetering on the edge of coming undone as he tried to thrust his hips gently in time with your strokes.
You egged him on, quickening your pace as his breathing grew more ragged against your neck and his fingers clutched desperately at your shirt. Dae-ho buried his face in the crook of your neck and panted weakly as his hips stuttered up into your grip and you felt the warmth of his cum coat your hand. A few more strokes past his limit had him whimpering pathetically, trying to find the words to beg you before you finally stopped.
Dae-ho kissed gently at your throat, whispering words between each kiss that you could barely make out through his trembling lips. Before this mess, before you'd parted ways and thought the chances of a moment like this were gone for good, you'd have said something in return.
Instead, you let his quiet murmurs melt away into the background hum of the other players' breaths and idle whispers. You knew he meant every word he said, but you weren't foolish enough to think that the prospect of death wasn't strung like a lead weight around them.
Dae-ho whispered your name and you hummed softly, glancing down to find his dark eyes shining as he looked up at you. A pang of some volatile mix of grief and love seared their way into your chest at the expression on his face.
He looked afraid.
Maybe this closeness amid such dire circumstances had made him realize he stood to lose more than he'd known. For a moment, he wasn't a marine, wasn't "player 388" - he was just Dae-ho. The man who'd joined the Marines to appease his father and now found himself wrapped up in a fight to the death.
The quiet whispers of a possible mutiny were not lost on you, nor were they on him. Maybe that would be the ending the two of you had earned. The one that would see you both alive, able to come back together after being surrounded by bloodshed.
Maybe.
#kang dae ho#player 388#NSFT#ns/fw#squid game#kang dae ho x reader#player 388 x reader#im writing x reader fics again thats how bad this is#i feel like that tiktok sound where that lady is yelling then goes 'i need to calm down' lmaooo#this man probably cries during#wait that gives me an idea 💡#gn reader
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I fucking love that young royals really highlights the fact that no one can fix you but you. They have Wille and Simon trying to work around the horrible things going on together, and it doesn't really work because the biggest problem is that Wille is suffering so much under what the are trying to push through. At the beginning of s3 they have the "as long as I have you" kind of mentality and we see how quickly that falls apart. Having each other is not enough, and it shouldn't be. Wille needs to leave the life that is destroying him. Having simon in that life made it better, but it still was not enough. Simon recognizes that at the end of s3e5. Wille thought that all he needed was Simon because he has been so horribly mistreated by every adult in his life that the moment he is shown some unconditional love, he clings to it. Because, let me remind you, this kid is 17 years old. The ending is so incredibly impactful because Wille is finally choosing himself and his happiness. Not Simon's, not his moms. His. And that is beautiful.
#i really need to calm down about them#i just did not expect this teenage romcom to make me feel this much😭#i really thought it would be another heartstopper or red white and royal blue#um nope#i went in thinking it was a romance#and it definitely is#but it mainly is about a young man learing how to take care of himself#i was not expecting that#and i couldnt be more happy about it#young royals#prince wilhelm#simon eriksson#wilmon#wilhelm x simon
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Do you think Cole used to help Nya with feeling comfortable in her own skin again and feeling flesh and bones, as well as acting alive again, whilst also helping her keep her form and be more conscious and sure of it after merging with the sea, simply because he gets it?
Ghost Cole you will not be forgotten.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago cole#ninjago nya#man i love cole#i can imagine him sitting Nya down after seeing her hide her struggles#and just telling her he gets it#and immediately starts helping her#they rope Zane into it with the whole feeling like you are you part#cause nya defo had a small indentity crisis#and Kai just there as a shoulder ti unconditionally loved her and understood things even she didn’t get#and whilst he could tell get it he was always there ti comfort and distract her#Jay flat out loves her he was one of the ricks that helped keep her calm and less frustrated everytimes she failed or took a step back#LLOYDDDD he defo understoof becoming something else when yiu didnt want to be#joined aome of her lesson with cole to help supprt her and cause he needed supprt with the whole oni thing#pixal told her that on the off chance that she does become the ocean again#cause lets be real nyas defo an overthinker on some things#pixal said that she would create a special body just for Nya to use and still remain her self#Wu said he’d gi through every scroll#every forbidden one too and use anything to make sure she will he brought back again and help pixal#agh i love them all#nya smith#nya jiang#ghost cole#cole brookstone#nya seabound
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Men are like prey animals to me. The moment he's vulnerable, I'm gonna pounce on him like a cat and bite him on the neck and claim his body as mine.
#my post#lately ive been going kind of stir-crazy over men#my predator drive is all over the place i need to bite and stratch a man to calm down
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STOP I'm thinking about the part in Gravity Falls where Stan shows up with freshly bought (stolen) light bulbs only to see Ford screwing a new one in surrounded by family.
And OH my GOD. AGH.
Stan gets a little (ir)rationally upset about this because... It's.. Guys,,,
Stan perceives it as Ford once again easily receiving the praise and love of their family when he had to fight tooth and nail to receive even half of it.... I'm not well ✋😔
#listen I might be too deep in the fandom space and i might actually be mischaracterizing them completely#I'm not saying that Dipper and Mabel don't appreciate and love Stan because they definitely do!!#I'm saying Stan is seeing Ford reintegrate into their new family and he's seeing him do it. so. easily.#So easily When Stan had to PRETEND to be FORD to get even a chance to be a part of their family again#Stan FOUGHT to be a part of this family#and Ford just gets to slide in and... just. be a part of it.#and i mean duh but also... man Idk#Stan had to pretend to be Ford to get even a smidgen of a foothold to be able to even just... interact with his family#Stan's a family man that HAS to look out for everyone but Ford's just.. family. He gets to just... be a part of them with no real obligatio#And I'm not saying Ford doesn't love his family I'm saying he's very repressed and bad at showing it sometimes#It's just that... Stan fought SO hard to be a part of his family. THIS family. That is all he has EVER wanted#and FORD- who had it and took it all for GRANTED- gets to waltz back in and just.... take it for granted AGAIN#hang on guys i think I'm starting to take this a little personally i need to calm down wow#Okay.... I think I'm good#But you get where I'm coming from#cole's talking#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#grunkle ford#ford pines#stangst#stan twins#These tags really got away from me huh#Ahem-- all that to say I think Stan's vague resentment in that scene is valid!!
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Thinking about this part of tbob (im now deceased)
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#idk man this part just gets me#its like the ultimate calm before the storm and god thinking about the portal test and how it all goes down#i need to be sedated#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#gf stanford#gravity falls fiddleford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#<- implied but can go either way#artists on tumblr#gf fandom
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park sunghoon… the man you are…. I have no words look at him MY MAAANNNN
#this is insane#like wtf#stop rn#this isnt real#aint noway#park sunghoon#i need you to calm down#ughhhhhh#i canttt#my man my man my man#enhypen
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So I was thinking and like, the Batfam all come from vastly different backgrounds, and like everything in life, food is easily the best way to truly see someone.
Bruce likely grew up eating the same thing every day in the way of "Fridays are Lamb chops, Sunday is Pot roast" because that's how it was just done those days.
His father was a well to-do man, a gigh class doctor and his mother was a socialite, they held their postion highly and knew what was expected of them, even by their staff.
Martha always worked withe chef for meal plans, changing things for holidays or if they would have guests but always had a base she built off of.
It was that base that Bruce clung to after they died, sure the chef left, the other maids and servants going wirh him, leaving just Alfred (he was just a butler, he ran the house, told people what to do not cook)
But Alfred, a man who been through war and acting school did what he did best, He adapted, becoming more than just his title of Butler.
Now think of all that being flipped on its head by little Dickie, freshly orphaned from his loving family. His loving Romani family that traveled across world that likely ate different cuisines every time they stopped in a country. (This is in fact a call back to my baby dick post)
Just...
Dickie, staring wide eyed at just the amount of meat on his plate: It...it's all for me?
Bruce, staring back with confusion: Do you need more? Alfred get Dicke more food, clearly this isn't enough for him.
I love the idea that Dickie pulls a face when he sees mashed potatoes for the third day in a row, he is crying and sad, he missed rice! Fresh veggies! Where was the flavor?? Why was everything so rich?
And Bruce adapts, he is the God damn Batman, of course he adapts, and the perfect schedule of foods he always knew would be on each day of the week is changed, oh of course he doesn't like it but it's for his son child so of course he puts up with it.
(Yes he can't handle the spice, he might of traveled the world for 5 years but he lived off of energy bars and MREs so he didn't have to think about food while traning)
Then his son is gone, (its all his fault why does this always happen why can't he just say what he means to say) and the schedule comes back. Was pot roast always this bland? When did the mashed peas start to seem unpleasant?
Then...Jason is in his life, it's a whirlwind of things, trying to get him comfortable in a place that seemed like a fairy tale.
Jason, who lived on the streets for years, Jason who even before he was homeless was in a poor household, who made ketchup sandwiches cus he was able to snatch a few from the gas station when the clerk wasn't looking, who thought fresh veggies were a special treat meant to be savored, who always felt loved when his mom saved up a bit and they got smoked turkey legs and boiled them up in a soup.
That Jason looks at the offered food and feels uncomfortable, all that was far to much for him.
Jason, frowning at his bowl of soup: Um...what's the big bits of green?
Bruce, looking up from his case file: Hn, it's herbs Jaylad, I think basil and parsley.
Jason, nodding but clearly doesn't know: Oh yeah...totally see that now...
Unlike Dick, Jason doesn't ask for things, doesn't want to be a burden to the guy who took him in, so he eats and doesn't throw a fit.
(The first night Jason actually ate with Bruce the kid nearly ate till he threw up, not wanting to waste a single bit.)
It was months later when Jason finally asked for something another and...
Jason, fidgeting: So B...Um...I wanted to ask but uh...C-can I just get like...actual crackers and stuff? Not those fancy rich people ones but like...Ritz? Cheese wiz? I...I just...I don't like blue cheese.
Bruce, blinking in rich person: Ritz...as in the hotel? I can ask Alfred about a cheese wizard but...Hn..
Later
Bruce, fighting Condiment King: Do you know a Cheese Wizard?
Then Jason, his boy, his and Gotham light dies, Bruce finds his body broken and beaten and- he was breathing Bruce got him in time- he didn't. The boy wasn't responding. His boy. His Jason died in his arms. Choking out sobs as he couldn't get enough air in, coughing and shuddering as he tried to get the smoke out
(Jason's death certificate says he dies of smoke inhalation, the explosion didn't kill him, it was the fumes afterward)
Then Bruce shuts down, he becomes the Batman fully, Bruce Wayne died with his son that day and all that was left was the Bat.
Then a pesky boy put on Bruce's sons outfit, charged in and saved him. Pulling the man back from the brink kicking and screaming and crying.
Tim wasn't a son to Bruce (couldn't be, wouldn't allow him to be) he came every evening for training and patrol and then he was gone and that was all Bruce had to think about the boy.
Then he saw Jason in Tim, saw Dickie, saw himself and before Bruce knew he was caring for the kid.
Asking to say for a post patrol snack was first denied, about a dozen times before Tim broke, humming and quickly downing that German dish that Dick always wanted when he was feeling sick.
Tim slowly started to settle, growing a bit more lax in his own right, like a feral cat slowly becoming more comfortable with someone.
(No he didn't take advice from Selina...there isn't any proof)
Bruce, sitting at the bat computer, watching the reflection of Tim training in the background:
Tim, winded and tired after a few minutes and having to take a break, pulls out a protein bar:
Bruce, Vietnam war like flash back to his own training days where he only lived off ration bars: pained Hn
And once more Bruce adapts, learns. Tim won't stay for dinner, won't stay the night after a hard patrol, but Bruce can tempt him, with little things, a bit of jerky instead of what Bruce knows for sure are bulk baught meal replacement bars during a stake out, a thing of left overs (they arnt actually, Alfred made them just for Tim) of "last nights dinner"
Bruce is 75% sure Tim knows but neither say anything.
Then tragedy rears its ugly head and Tim's parents are dead, first his mother, his father in a coma and...Tim choses to run away, hiding behind an uncle Bruce is very much aware didn't exist three days ago, and he can't do anything more than what he has already.
Then his boy (God not again why does he always get attached) losses his father, murdered by a God damn Flash rogue.
(The angry rant Barry gets about keeping track of criminals and their whereabouts become legendary in the Leauge)
Finally Bruce's boy is at the Manor and...Bruce sees him, almost for the first time behind the mask of "Tim Drake, the nice young man" he's reclusive, obsessive and picks at his food more than he eats. Surviving on snack foods and energy drinks.
It's a chore to get the boy to eat anything that wasn't out of a package or a box (and Bruce gets it he really did, knowing what it will taste like and knowing it will always taste the same was very comforting) but he managed.
Then like a hurricane Damian is brought into his life, his son, (he has another, one he never knew about and oh God he already loves him, already would die to have the boy trust) and then-
He's gone.
He's flung through time and lost and lives not his own are played out and things he never thought would be comforting are.
Then...then he is found and God it's been months, it's been ages and...
Dick is more Damians father than he could ever be, was there for him in was Bruce should have been...
Dick leaves again, but not as far as Jump city, comes to stay at Bludhaven. (So close but so far away, why didn't he want to stay?)
Jason comes back just as he came into this world, screaming and covered in blood (His boy, his Jaylad ALIVE BREATHING)
Tim has matured, changed, and he walks differently now, far more like Ra's stride (Why does Tim get dead look in his eyes now? What has his son seen? What has he done...)
And Damian. He only was with him briefly, not nearly long enough to see his LoA mask drop, to see the boy beneath the weapon.
That mask goes back on when Bruce returns, he sees the true Damian for a moment before it is shut off fully, sees his son (God did he say how much he loves the boy already?) Softly petting a cat names Alfred before noticing Bruce.
And like all times before, Bruce adapts, changes his approach yet again.
Damian responds to violence, he expects to be yelled at and will only respect a choice if it was fought for, Bruce knows this and...he messes up some times, takes the easy way out and does what the boy know and Bruce feels the guilt.
But he tries to connect, past the way of pain that Damian knows.
Damian, fuming in his room after an argument with Bruce, angrily looking at the wall: 😠
Bruce, knocking on the door, then opening it a second later, not saying anything as he sets down a bowl of mango on Damians bedside table, then leaves.
Damian, grumbling as he eats the fruit of forgiveness: Stupid Father...
(He 100% asked Talia what she normally does and it seemed to work)
Their relationship is rocky, but they find moments where they touch, where Father and Son find a soft moment, Damian teaching Bruce how to make his grandfather's Chai blend, Bruce in turn teaching his son how to make latkes, an exchange of their pasts together.
Then Cassandra comes and Bruce is thrown for a loop once more, she is unlike any of his other children, she is open, painfully so, she might seemed closed off, silent and deadly...but Bruce can see her, truly see her as she wants to be seen and she is screaming, hurt and scared and all alone.
He takes her home, David Cain can try and take his daughter away but there will be hell to pay.
And then she is home, she is settled in a life where she can learn more than just violence.
She stares at the plate of food that is put in front of her the first dinner that Bruce's family has together (HE HAS A FAMILY! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?)
And she cries.
It is just as she wanted but she didnt know what to do, David Cain was a horrid man, in his chase for the perfect weapon he long left the idea of pleasure and care by the way side.
So Cass was overwhelmed by actual food, not nutrient dense bars that tasted bitter and was ash on her tongue.
Cass, pitifully looking down at an orange: HOW DO I EAT YOU?
Bruce looking on from his seat: Sweetheart? Don't eat the peel, Cass-Cass. No. Cassandra please. N-No not the lime! Put that down! You're just going to...that.
Cass, looking pained from eating a whole lime at once: 😞
Bruce, looking equally pained: Sweetheart you can spit it out...
And Bruce thinks his family is big enough, with his boys and his wonderful daughter (no Steph and Barbara didn't count, as they both kept on insisting, they both still had parents)
And then comes along Duke and...God he is already signing the foster papers before he could think too hard.
Duke is unlike the rest of his children as in he is batshit insane but hides it far better than he has any right too.
Bruce tries to not pull his hair out as the kid talks about how he made a kinda cult around Robin and lead them to help the Bats...
It takes time for Duke to get used to the Manor, but he does slowly, finding his place in the family much easier than they all assumed.
Unlike the rest of his children, for some reason it is easy for Bruce to speak with Duke, it's as if they both think similarly.
If Bruce wanted any of his children to take up the cowl when he dies (Which he very much would not like thank you very much) Bruce is hesitant to fully say Cass would be the next Bat, while Cassandra has the fists to do it, Duke had the dedication and drive to, the mental state to truly be the Dark Knight.
Bruce, in the cave, hour 36 with out sleep, 5 coffees deep into a conspiracy: hn.
Duke, right there with him, missed two days of school and hasn't stopped drinking energy drinks: Hm?
Bruce, wordlessly passing the files over, before pulling a face at Dukes energy drinks: Hn..
Duke, taking files but offended on his poor babies behalf, popping one open and dumping it into Bruce's (empty) coffee cup: Have some you marshmallow looking ass...fuck out my face B.
Bruce, scowling, taking a sip before freezing for a full minute, (its the fruit juice kinda monster) his body hasn't has nutrients in a while and are all over this: Hmm...Nice.
(Duke shares more, cus while his dad is not able to be there for him, Bruce is more of that weird uncle that the rest of the family don't talk about.)
It's not till someone at a gala complains, saying "I understand he has an obsession with those...children, but why does everything have to be about them, I miss the old menu for these things." That Bruce realizes that the predetermined, predictable life he once clung to was gone, dead and long buried...and Bruce couldn't care about it less.
(That Gala person gets personally banned and their business is outed for all the shitty things they have done.)
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This....this was far longer than what I meant this to be...I just wanted to talk about what they would like and what kinda food the batfams culture has but um...this got way outta hand...so ya.
#batfam#batman#autistic bruce wayne#little dick grayson#little baby french dickie#Jason todd#he is so uncomfortable in high class settings#that man cringes at seeing a sleeve of crackers cost 10 dollars#Autistic Tim Drake#batman was his hyperfocus#(also autistic Damian but i didnt focus on him#he got it from his farher)#cassandra cain#she needs to be used more for comedy so much potential for funi#duke thomas#ADHD duke thomas#he has the kind that caffine calms you down#unlike bruce he drinks it to think straight.#angst with a happy ending#bruce being crushed by the onlything he has more of than money. Self doubt and self hate#i know i missed babs and Steph vut ehhh its fine#batfam centic
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big fan of how manhattan elmer's vibe is aw cutie wholesome baby who takes off his hat to talk to the nuns, loves piggybacks and is bad at selling papes
but brooklyn elmer is just. whoa.
#(its the arms)#bless these boys and their sleeveless shirts#GOD i need to calm down about these guys' arms#i swear every other post i make is just me going. arms <3#also mans rly loves the high waisted pants doesnt he#newsies#elmer newsies#elmer kasprzak#livesies#anthony zas
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#ONE MORE because I got the axe off his back#everyone thank tumblr user autuumnlocked#this is some real villain shit#with the lightning in the background#calm down gort#the way his eyes close in the first gif has me in a chokehold#i need this man inside me immediately#tw smoking#enver gortash#bg3#cw smoking
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hot take but i just finished my rewatch of voltron after forgetting the show existed for six years and im convinced no one knew how to just have fun when it originally aired. with the way people talk ab this show you’d think they killed off the entire main cast and left the show off with no real solutions. there are so many flaws - especially in the last two seasons. however, this was still such a fun rewatch and im gonna miss my little paladins so so much :(
maybe some other time ill go more in depth on my thoughts, but for now i just rlly recommend ppl to rewatch the full show. it was worth it even with its flaws. nostalgia amirite lol
#voltron legendary defender#voltron#lance mcclain#keith kogane#takashi shirogane#pidge gunderson#shiro#katie holt#allura#coran#coran coran the gorgeous man#you need to calm down#the brainrot is real#i think i miss my wife
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Originally, Bruce and Dick slept in the same bed.
I like to twist this around: Bruce, being a young parent, was VERY protective and worried about his boy who wants to go fight criminals with him, and it translated into him refusing to let Dick leave his side after difficult nights. Dick is hurt? He is sleeping in Bruce's bed. Dick isn't hurt but it was a close call? He is sleeping in Bruce's bed. Bruce just got scared but Dick was fine? He is sleeping in Bruce's bed. Dick is scared? He is sleeping in Bruce's bed. Of course, this led to Dick also refusing to leave Bruce's side when Bruce gets hurt or could have been hurt, so he also sleeps in Bruce's bed on these nights. And, as he grew up in a circus, always moving around, he is used to sleeping in his parents' arms or very close by, so it's normal for him.
So, Dick is often sleeping in Bruce's bed, cuddled up to Bruce. And as he grows up, he sleeps less and less in Bruce's arms, and he supports less and less Bruce's suffocating anxiety. Finally, he stops completely.
Some events make him wants to crawl back in his dad's bed (his multiple SA, the destruction of Bludhaven, the multiple times he thought Bruce died, etc...), but he never dares to. He is an adult now, and he fears Bruce would have a problem with it. Bruce is also not that welcoming toward physical affection since Jason's death (something Cass fixes, but that's another story). So, Dick doesn’t, even when he craves to.
Until Bruce is send back in time and believed dead. When he comes back, Dick just cannot stop himself, he needs to hold his dad, and he is so afraid Bruce will dissappear if he isn't touching him. He is holding him all evening long, and when it's time for bed, Bruce wordlessly goes to sleep holding Dick with one arm, the other around Tim. (Damian isn't close enough to Bruce yet to dare come sleep with them, Cass is in Hong-Kong, but she is jumping on a plane and will join the sleep-cuddle pile, Jason isn't back in the batfam yet but the possibility of losing Bruce scared him so bad, he is going to start to make efforts to not be on bad terms with them)
#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#robin#nightwing#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#Jason also needed to sleep with Bruce anytime Bruce got hurt because it reminded him of his mom#and he was scared Bruce would die if he looked away#but Bruce had calmed down after his fight with Dick and wasn't making Jason sleep with him anytime he got scared#Bruce is a good dad but that doesn't mean he is perfect he is flawed#and I believed his fight with Dick is inevitable and important for both their character development#anyway about Cass she is very touch starve in Batgirl and JUST WANT A HUG FROM HER DAD like all her life she just wanted to be hugged#but only ever got training and violence growing up#so the moment Bruce shows her he will give her affection and hugs? she is hugging that man so much#and because she reads people so easily she knows he loves it and never hesitates to just jump on him for a hug#Let's go back to Jason he has a breakdown after battle for the cowl because he realizes his dad is GONE#when he sees Bruce again he is ugly crying behind the hood and he punches him to see if he's real#then he runs away because he isn’t ready to face his feelings#okay I need to stop talking about my batman canon#Dick as a kid: *scraps his knee* Bruce: *refusing to let go of him* What if it gets infected and HE DIES?!
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