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half-as-big-as-life · 3 months ago

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Let viktor get spanked by his grandmother 2024

#???????#man i dont have an explanation for this one #'but dan!' you say #'viktor wouldnt act out to need getting spanked!'#and i counter: um. shut ip #gabrielle/viktor #lioncourtcest #thats a new tag im coining rn. idk if it exists yet

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aroaceleovaldez · 1 year ago

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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

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al-luviec · 3 months ago

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something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)

#alek art #ninjago #zane julien #2024 #i am very unhappy with this and sooo in order to feel better i am going to talk about him #system zane is very real to me. i always give him six main alters (but i do believe there is more lol)#systems cannot just pick and choose who front depending on the day i am very aware (i am a system) its more on the nose symbolism #the fifth one crossed out is the ice emperor. in canon he exists in zane's mind as an “alter ego” of sorts which is crazy to me #character has canon dissociative episodes... amnesia... and several different “personalities” / identities? sounds familiar idk #i talked a lot about this hc on my long ass zane hc post thanks for the ask btw npderzane #its not an au its just how i see him so just imagine every zane i draw as system zane. ill only specify it in the tags if its system related #that one post thats like. 'being a did system sucks which one of us poured instant coffee in the bathtub!' thats the average zane experience #he wakes up and everyones like “mannn zane you were going crazyyy on prime empire yesterday” and hes like ??? i did not play any video games #and then he looks at the calender and 6 months have passed. semi true story that happened to me #also alters having incredibly different food preferences is funny. zane doesnt eat anything ever vs boone who eats raw meat sometimes #zane having really weird characterization? and its very inconsistent / bad writing uhhh alek explanation is hes a system and nobody can mask #man its 1 pm :|#i hate this drawing so much i dont even want to look at it but it took time so ill post it #i also have another zane drawing in my drafts i should post. from like 2 months ago???

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triglycercule · 25 days ago

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dust and horror angel and demon themes,,,, they could totally parallel each other...... :3

dust=angel of death described in the delta rune prophecy (self declared) (i DEFINITELY elaborated on this one waayyyy before but anyways dust with a fucked up savior complex SAVE ME SAVE ME.... death is a blessing ass guy. life is torment and he will be the one to liberate monsters from their bodies and with the strength they provide to him be able to take down evil evil creation of pure misery that is the human ✨✨✨ dont worry his evil cackles are to HIDE HIS PAIN of saving everyone....... trust)

horror=demon that dragged everyone in horrortale into hell (as perceived by everyone else) (i think it would be a cool hc if everyone outside of snowdin viewed horror as literally a demon. maybe undyne preaches that. anyone outside of snowdin might be WAYYY worse because they starve for longer and literally take part in cannibalism so they might not have the same sort of mild sanity that snowdin residents do,,,, besides he DID kinda bring them all eternal suffering. kinda. nobody but undyne knows what happened at the core so she could totally just paint the story to blame horror fully)

ANYWAYS i like the possible dynamics this could have :333

dust to horror (please let me kill you PLEASE let me kill you i can end it all so peacefully wouldn't it be nice??? i promise ill make it quick just for you),,, horror to dust (i want you to live and suffer with what youve done i want you to watch all of your choices hit you one day and i'll be there and laugh at you. i'll keep you alive just to keep you suffering ok?)

OR dust to horror (you dont deserve to die you dont deserve to even be hurt by me. not because youre the exception but youre the Exception i absolutely loathe you so youll never get the sweet release of death :3) and horror to dust (just let me die already i dont wanna be here. youre supposed to be a savior right??? an angel?? then why don't you save me already when i need it more than anyone else)

#SHITS THIS OUT BECAUSE I NEED TO GET RID OF IT. my evil doppelganger will adore this post i've already shown them #this is definitely a bit of an exaggeration of their characters in my eyes but i love it :333 #i dont think that dust is THIS deluded in my eyes and i dont think horror is this cynical. even tho theyre both still these traits #i came up with this idea while writing my mtt meets eachother fic :3 #you can probably totally guess where i made the connection. thank you horrortale undyne for this one single thing #anyways i dont know how to shove killer into this LMAO. i was thinking like.... angel and demon on your shoulder to swap choices #but but triglycercule doesnt killer already have that with his stages??? well YES but both can be true at the same time :333 #idk i dont have enough brain juices for this rn. so you get this half assed explanation 😭😭‼️‼️‼️#dust: we should kill this person. totally because they need to be freed and not because they piss me off #horror: no we should keep them alive but torment them so they never get the sweet release of death and suffer #and thanks to killer THEY CAN DO BOTH!!! YAAAAY!!!!! the powers of determination are awesome man (smug tiktok emoji)#dust is sounding awfully similar to a certain killer au of mine i made..... swapinverse rearing its ugly head once again smh #idk if this is more of a symbolic thing or LITERALLY angel dust and demon horror #because i like both ideas........ imagine an actual angel dust and demon horror going around with killer doing the little dialogue i said #what would killer be in this??? he's not a mortal or a human as would be per usual when describing whats between an angel or demon #killer as a god lmao..... noooo noooooo..... maybe just something akin to one. i meaaan technically-#someone who's more into religious theming would probably eat this idea but i cant be bothered uaghhhh #if i say anything about killer i will get shot. but i can tank a couple bullets. killer does have the ability to let both dust and horror #fufill their own ideologies. and also i am a big fat SUCKER for killer keeping horror and dust 'in line' IDC if its a bad sanses concept #i love it and therefore it's now mine to use in an only mtt context. otherworldly beings trio ‼️‼️ aghhhhh #i have like 89 drafts if the drafts reach 100 by the end of the year i think i'd DIE. so this is getting posted idc #you wont see me using literal angel and demon dust and horror. but if you look in my mind you'll see the themes regularly in what i talk ab #anyways back to writing this stupid fic i go. dust is currently battling several inner demons rn. good luck loser :3 #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #sans au #utmv #tricule hc

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cestacruz · 7 months ago

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Drawing the messiest sketches is actually so good for my brain

#my art #fate grand order #minamoto no tametomo #baobhan sith #barghest #i am in fact adding tametomo to lb6 thats what the first image is about #adding to or replacing tristan tbh #im sorry to tristan fans btw but tametomo would 100% survive against barghest #i love tristan btw but tametomo's literally stronger #i imagine he's summoned human (because of the lack of technology and the way it just stopped working while in lb6 #so i decided to make him human because 1. i like to draw people and 2. i didnt want to find an explanation as to why he functioned HOWEVER #i do have one as to why he Would function even tho any other technology doesnt. kind of.#anyway #unimportant #he WILL be trying to snipe morgan from the other side of britain because just as ushiwaka has an obsession with decapitation #tametomo has an obsession with sniping individuals #he will also try and probably hit Melusine at least Once in the middle of the air. fucking shoots her down like a fcking. soemthing #he Will be dying because thats what characters who are in lb6 do #i just dont know when #i havent actually thought a lot about this apart from how much sniping they will make him do #PLUS LIKE #he requires a lot of mana to spam his NP but like isnt faerie britain FULL of mana? tametomo would be a BEAST #so i need to find limitations #also need to find moments on when he would be interacting with baobhan and be ga- wait he's a man and baobhan a woman that aint gay....#so anyway they're gay--#straight yuri ive said #im a lesbian LEAVE ME ALONE!!!#i can DO THIS im ALLOWED im GAY #i LOVE WOMEN!!!!#i think i need to mix the humanness with the robotness. either always or eventually or something up

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cent-scratchnsniff · 4 months ago

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#lobotomy corporation #lobcorp #good heavens.... .#lobotomy corporation spoilers #SOMEHOW #lobotomy corp spoilers #carmen lobcorp #listen. i have an explanation okay. it doesnt make sense but it was funny in my head #adam has an earing. thought it would be funny if it was just from ayin . is it? not quite sure #text explanation carmen wanted to do diy piercings in the outskirts and ayin went 'nuh uh safety issues' before caving and #making her practice and do it first on him to make sure it goes well and taken care of correctly before she does it on herself #thus the one ear piecing is born. the alternative joke was that it was just clip on. am i going to question the clothing? nah #mind fuckery the facility is made outa thay too. could that also be for the earing and tatoo? yeah. is it more funny to me thos way? yeah #no idea how the hell adam speaks by the way we ball w that . tatoo is just a sharpie as well dont know why there would be any way to put ink #to skin in an efficient manner. besides mind fuckery which is also totally acceptable but null for the sake of shitty comedy #adam lobcorp #ayin lobcorp #thats it. yup. the only spoilers i have is ayins appearance and name actually. only thing i knew going in. so i suppose this will do #(im procrastinating day 49 i know i can do it but im in agony thinking abt it)#also thought it funny at the idea of an piercing made by carmen's hands ending up being used by the facet of A that is carrying out her will #even still even if it is in the most absurd and irrational way possible. wanting to give freedom and realization and the ability to not #have to just survive but be free to live inside the world with their desires and wants in the most 'purest' and 'strongest' form for all #even if it is a SHIT PLAN!!! established broken man whayever ill bully adam regardless

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 4 months ago

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I've been looking for this one au where Len basically becomes a mad scientist and turns his friends into robots one by one for a while now, and I'm beginning to realize that I just read through your blog while half asleep a few months back and mixed together my memories of your flower hivemind and composite au

this is very funny to me. i'm absolutely honored this blog's posts were enough to evil-farming-game an entire vocaloid au into your memories 😂

i can give you this doodle; it's composite au but i'm sure it'd fit very well with this theoretical mad scientist len au lololl

#ask #anonymous #this is ALSO funny to me bc of 'mad scientist' and 'flower hivemind au' in the same paragraph. it reminds me of an old scrapped idea #i had about where tf the flowers even came from in the first place but i ended up never doing anything w/ it #i've been thinking abt composite au though uag i want to do more w/ it... rip the unfinished refs and one google doc thing i have #shaking myself like ITS OKAY IF THE STORY KINDA SUCKS AT FIRST!! YOU NEED TO START SOMEWHERE #cus i mean i wouldve never gotten anywhere w/ Certain Things had i not started with the og shitty versions. which were SHIT #but its wild to think ~7 years later i transmogrified them into the things they are now. wack. makes me wonder what will happen #to stuff im making now later down the line if i go and revisit it. SO CONCLUSION YES BITCH GET OVER YOUR FUCKING ANXIETY #i think my other problem is i'd loveee to reveal it slowly with like art pieces comics etc but i dont got time for that 😔😔#CURSE WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING I MAKE TBH not just fandom shit but original shit too. i need to get over myself #cause i do know respectfully not everyone has the skill/time/desire to pick apart things for symbolism so a clearer explanation #would prob be more accessible. and easier for ME TOO TO HAVE SHIT IN ONE FUCKING PLACE MAN. actually how i've been taking notes lately #sorry these are some longass fucking tags im talking to myself. just went into a new academic year w a lot of stress #so thinking abt my own crazy stories keeps me sane and makes me feel like i have control over at least SOME aspect of my life #anyways circling back mad scientist len sounds incredible lowkey though lmao. its always the stem lens 😔💔✌️#JK?? but i do joke abt composite au len partly going insane bc he's a biochem major essentially so yeah bitch i fucking get it 😭 no wonder #composite au #<- ??? putting that tag purely for organizational purposes

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akascow · 3 months ago

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watching playthroughs of a couple new indie horror games people are raving about rn and just sitting there after like oh thats it ?

#i swear im not trying to sound different im not a pick me i just dont get the hype bro😭#the artstyles and certain shots are great i love ps1 graphics and such but story/horror/scares wise? sure man whatever #also i dont think a troubling issue that lies in the underlying plot automatically makes a story good (wow brave concept kat) but idk #not naming games bc im scared of fandoms HAHA but if u can apply it to a game then thats what this post is abt as far as u know #i’ll still watch a bunch if explanation videos bc i like fully knowing the story but i already know the whole thing so #also disclaimer (?)#one could argue you need to actually play it instead of watching someone else do it but i dont feel like it HAHA #you dont really have to play the game yourself if youre still getting the same exact content you would otherwise #ive watched a lot of gameplay that i havent played and still think theyre great games #because i still experienced the gameplay just like... idk secondhand? doesnt really ruin the experience imo

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monards · 10 months ago

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i know hoyo is setting up rhine to have good intent and whatever in her trying to 'save' khaneri'ah or whatever; but i REALLY hope they stay with the cruel persona thats been built up for her. because it would be so wonderful to see a character who had good intent in the beginning just get absolutely corrupted; with the inability to ever go back to that prior state purely because of what had happened. also because there is NO way in her turning back after all that shit

#sorry. i dont think theres any good and plausible explanation for rhine to still be a kind or gentle person in general #she can (and SHOULD) have her moments. but it'd make so much more sense (and be much more impactful) for her to be inherently cruel #because look at all the stuff thats happened #i love the indomitable human spirit trope. dont get me wrong.#but rhine has that in the way she WONT stop her research till shes either dead or murdered. she is not gonna be gentle kind and optimistic #she watched all her kids (that she was SHOWN to care for) get very brutally murdered.#had to then go and kill her next creations that she didn't consider perfect (which most certainly fucks a women up. no matter what you say)#made the 'perfect creation' and the way she treated him was obviously a HUGE contrast to how she was before (being gentle and nuturing)#and left him (albeit with what we can guess was good intent) with NO goodbye just #a recommendation letter. a text. and his final mission #she could have good intent #and still care for others #dont get me wrong!!!!!!!#but shes. human???#humans can be (as much as i hate to say it) a tad selfish when it comes to survival #and being antagonized demonized AND shunned by teyvat and even her own people. having to survive multiple gods wrath #isn't. gonna be good for the human psych #and it isn't gonna be something fixable #look at how furina progressively faltered over a hundered years WHILE being adored #she already started waning in her ethics and morals (as someone immortalized as a human WOULD)#with exposing lyney and all of that when it was VERY clearly the morally wrong thing to do (which her as a human would know)#and being relatively pessimistic and clearly spiralling #(no hate. i love furina with all my heart.)#if thats how FURINA started going #imagine rhine who has nobody (save maybe alice. but i doubt she'd be constant given her spontaneous nature and refusal to sit still)#shit man. even I'D go crazy and be horrible.#its okay and natural to be bitter #and its not as if anybody was there to help #hexenzirkel has a ton of women who survived their own nations falling yes #but not ONE of them (from what we know) has had circumstances any where near rhine's

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myonmukyuu · 2 years ago

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marker practice ayumu

#love live #ayumu uehara #my art #myon's marker training arc #i think the light grey i have is running out of ink #it was a bit of a struggle #markers are scary #how do i graduate to colour when b/w is so comfy... LMAO #i was writing a lengthy blog post that featured all of my experimental ugly wips with explanations but then tumblr did an oopsie and #none of it saved and like; man.....#but i'm pretty happy with my progress!! the really early experiments were super ugly LMAO #once i feel comfortable with b/w ill probably toy with colours but its a bit conceptually foreign to me #cus there's only like #select colours #so you have limited colours to pick from? and to blend with?#and i dont really know how to mix pigments #aand on top of that im not sure what are the best ways to mix mediums (like if i wanted to do a colour wash #i can use water colour right??? is there an order??)#(like water colour is obviously water but copics are alcohol based so like does it matter what order one goes on the other??? AHHHH PANIC)#i have many questions... and for whatever reason started rambling in the tags #i like ayumu 😊#(im have a lot of tutorials to watch)

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leenfiend · 1 year ago

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..........is dirty laundry the reason ppl always have lance and keith care about star wars in fics : I

#im once again shaking my fist at the sky #keith has never given a single shit about something like star wars and i'll stand my ground on that #he's one of those people who just never watched it by chance and then if anyone was ever like oh u should watch it he'd be like nah #and the more insistent ppl got the more he'd be like actually fuck you all im never watching it on principle at this point #and lance? idk man. i dont even have a good explanation for why he wouldn't be obsessed i just know it in my bones.#he would have been like a transformers kid or something. and not just bc of the giant robot ok it's not bc they're voltron it's the vibe.#or like a ninja turtles kid.#or he'd really love bionicles in the way gay ppl do.#colleen thoughts

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what-aboutno · 3 months ago

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Let's be friends so we can make out

1/1, 3.5k

Diluc only sighs in defeat. "It'll be fun watching someone out match you at least."

"Ouch, you don't doubt my abilities that much do you? I can hold my own in a fight" Childe argues

"Maybe in normal circumstances, but isn't this the all-mighty Captain who's never been defeated you're going up against? The one so skilled you fanboy over him," Diluc teases.

Ajax can't help the blush covering his face "What! I do not! This is a rare opportunity going against a harbinger."

Wriothesley joins the teasing. "You're cute when you're flustered like this"

This is what Ajax gets for teasing his boyfriends so much. He should know they would eventually team up against him…

#zara writes #capiwriochiluc #wriochiluc #chiluc #wrioluc #wriochi #capitaru #capiluc #wriocapi #idk man #only im insane enough to cook this type of stuff up #theres no one else shipping them #this is my insane fic i spent 2 days on. i dont really have an explanation for this one #just that theyre in my head and therefore everyone else must read it too #i haven't been able to write in months because of how busy i am and this is the first thing i write 🧍#yeah enjoy 🫶

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senseiwu · 11 months ago

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Between the good doctor memes and the fallout from them that still makes me self concious to this day and people being awful about Lloyd's feelings towards his father and their interactions in crystalised, last year wqs not a good year on twitter for me