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Just remembered how Atreus is immortal and how young he was when Faye died heāll most likely slowly forget how she looked like and how her voice sounded as he agesšš¤£
#been a minute since I talked about gow#crashing out#gonna throw up and cry#Kratos will remember her from his nightmares dw about him#Iām laughing but I donāt mean it#all he got is some drawings#man cannot win#biggest question of ever will hel be named after her or not#god of war#god of war ragnarok#atreus#kratos#loki#loki gow#atreus gow#gow kratos#faye#laufey#laufey the just#god of war: ragnarƶk#god of war 2018#blabbering
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Thinking about the way noir and Hobie were most likely treated because of how they look and being severely underestimated because of it.
Hobie looks and acts like a punk. He is just unserious enough to not be taken seriously. The dude is smart enough to recreate a dimension jumping watch from scraps, that people WATCH him steal and go āugh sorry about that, heās always like thatā. And they treat him like an instigative child. Meanwhile this man is staging an interdimensional coup and is essentially a rebel freedom fighter in his own world. He is incredibly strategic and a genius while also being kind and sticking to his guns. And as a reminder, without knowing Miles or how his powers worked for even two minutes he was able to accurately help him improve his abilities! Man is observant and a quick thinker! But heās quiet about it!
Noir dresses and sounds like an āoldtimerā bc heās from the 1930s. People probably went āah yes grandpaā with the assumption of a mild mannered, old, and jaded private eye. Probably thought of as behind the times and not as intelligent because of lack of experience with technology. But overall first impression was of a sensible hardworking guy, and at worst melodramatic. In reality, dude is more than mildly neurotic, has severe anger issues, and prone to getting into fights. A raised socialist activist, who has very little to lose, and has canonically burned down the Statue of Liberty, shockingly he is a bit of a wildcard. And more than likely got kicked off/quit the āelite strike forceā for those reasons. But heās also resourceful, smart, and quick to adapt.
Both of these characters are going to be a force to be reckoned with when they get together. Very much house on fire that burns down the entire neighborhood type relationship. Iām very excited.
#atsv spoilers#ik these fuckers were separated or never even allowed to meet via Miguel#cannot wait for beyond the spiderverse#Miguel and Jessica def fell for noirs mild mannered gentleman act#a couple of pipe bombs and arsons later they realized their mistake#maybe add one or two psychotic/mental breaks#Hobie on the other hand was strategic about it#HE WAITED#until he could do the most damage#man knew what he was doing that whole time#noirpunk friendship FOR THE WIN#spider shitposting#spiderman noir#Spider-Man noir#spider punk#spider noir#ITSV#spidernoir#miles morales#Hobie brown#spiderverse spoilers#peter benjamin parker#spider noir conspiracies
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beach day for bobots and co
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#lasso tool doodles are winning me over#steelheart redux#my art#sparks art#zarian#arthur steele#mercury#willow jackson#my ocs#i rlly like these tbh#canonically they cannot swim. but a man can dream
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You know, our natural assumption is that Peter Parker is just SO genius and crafty that at age 16 he developed a web formula in his high school chem class that even twenty years later teams of scientists canāt replicate with millions of dollars in supplies and equipment but like. No offense to Peter but no 16 year old in a high school chem lab could outsmart 20 years worth of technological process+the greatest chemists of their generation+millions of dollars in funding. My theory is that Peterās formula is so basic (but ingenious!), using such shitty supplies and equipment, that no scientist worth their degree would even consider trying to replicate the formula with his methods. He accidentally took the Glass Onion route to outsmarting these guys which was ājust go dumberā and itās worked for literal decades
#mads posts#Peter Parker#spiderman#Spider-Man#like I love him but he cannot be that good! heās a genius but not that genius!#Peter and his shitty bulk ordered chemicals + a half working Bunsen burner VS the entirety of Oscorp: who would win?#trick question itās the 16 year old#containment breach
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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We
#*CASH REGISTER NOISE* *DOGS BARKING* *GLASS BREAKING*#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#excuse me but The Noseā¢#his face when he realized she said children#let him cuddle his baby boy#I CANNOT#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE ATTRACTIVE WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS#what's in your water out in the cotswolds man#all those fuzzies#stab me with an entire home depot aisle of rakes#I SAID#F U Z Z I E S#i never win i am winning#bless all the lines on your face#they beautiful and sacred#if you don't want to nuzzle into that beard i don't trust you tbh#im putting you on a watchlist#nice rack rick
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doodle dump because i will not finish these evar!!!!!!!!!!
#mepjone gijinkas r so hard man GAH#comedy gold is so funny to me#i don't hate hate anyone from ii but trophy is the guy i like to make fun of the most#i cannot draw him for the LIFE of me good lord#hes the guy i just think about and go š
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TOMATO TOMATO#twophone .. missing them#i swear if i got money from being invested in pairs no one cares about id be rich#always missing dadroog#sighs#and knickle for the end hearts#knickle to the END#gamer yaoi for the win#ii mephone4#ii microphone#ii pickle#ii cheesy#idk if i should tag everyone#oh whatever#ii paper#ii knife#ii balloon#ii knickle#ii nickel#ii clover#ii suitcase#THERES SO MANY OF THEM#two tpot#twophone#i think thats all of them????#phonification
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literally who tf is that??ĀæĀæ
#boy next world#memindy#bossnoeul#boss chaikamon#noeul nuttarat#LIKE HELLO???#ive never seen this man before i swear#i wasnt sure whether i wanted to watch this but seeing him like this#i have decided#that I will#i folded for rain and it will happen again#i dont make the rules#this cut is so adorable :(#a million times better than the weird straightened long hair dkjgd that looked so awful#also boss without the manbun? its a win for me#i cannot be the only one who hates 90% of their hairstyles lmao
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There's been some talk on other poll blogs about people cheating somehow. There's a post from one blog and they have graphs and an explanation and I don't think any big poll blog is really safe from them anymoreš
tbh I don't think any cheating is going on. the last minute "sweeps" have been on such tiny shifts that nothing has looked sus to me, and also i don't think anyone cares enough about old hollywood people to get bots involvedāwe're not talking about mclennon vs jedus here, after all
#asks#if i saw some crazy nutso sweep i might lose it but everything has been under .3%. that doesnt seem crazy to me#also the paul newman lobbyists CLEARLY are not doing enough that man cannot win a poll apparently unless he's in cowboy mode
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A bouncing baby girl (āæā”āæā”)
(please donāt tag/comment with your inquisitor, thanks)
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#Pavellan#Von Lavellan#Castella Pavus#Dorian Pavus#it's futile! it's in one ear out the other Dorian that man's in love#he Will be insisting her collar has 'Pavus' on it you cannot win this one Dorian#the man your husband is#Post Trespasser
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If Dream was given the BIGGEST. LARGEST. benefit of a doubt of all time, then the truth is:
He isnāt careful with his words or actions.
He CANNOT fathom the consequences of his carelessness.
He canāt be bothered to consider the responsibility of his position before making decisions that inadvertently hurt other people because his fanbase is large, has negative actors, and speak on his behalf. DESPITE whatever he actually intended.
This leads to speculation from those outside of his fan base on his intention, insight to his unconscious motives and exposes his ignorance.
He is impulsive (in his words), prideful, and entitled. It prevents him from understanding the above points.
He is somewhat narrowminded and shortsighted when having to deal with said consequences.
It alludes him why certain topics need to be treated with the seriousness and severity it deserves.
It immensely upsets him that he cannot control his image to the wider public.
For some reason he cannot see that context doesnāt matter as much as the impact does. He focuses SO MUCH on explaining WHY something happened instead of acknowledging YES, it happened. He downplays those consequences in order to emphasize his ārationalityā.
Perhaps creators should be taught how to handle an audience before being thrusted into having a sphere of influence.
As Tubbo said, being sexist/racist/etc is technically subjective. I do believe Dream isnāt purposefully racist, sexist, homophobic etc. That is my BOD for him. Thatās what he believes for himself also. This is NOT, HOWEVER, how his words and actions come off. It can be interpreted as sexist, racist, transphobic, sinophobic etc to the wider audience. Not to mention the manipulative tactics and weaponized incompetence. He doesnāt realize this, which is why heās so confused and trying so hard to control the perception of himself.
#itās a pitiful manās attempt#itās kind of sad#but when everything crashes and burns maybe he will finally look at himself to see where it went wrong#one can only hope#ugh Iām really impressed with tubbo man#I wouldāve started standing on my chair#i would have made implications of him having a thick skull#last thing: if THIS IS HOW TALKS WITH HIM NORMALLY GO IN PRIVATE#then OF COURSE no one is going to WANT to talk#and if they did#theyāre going to either give up trying to reason with him (which heāll take as a win)#or see no reason to put effort into arguing with him (which heāll take as a weak argument)#not to mention the risk of it ever going public one day with his massive audience#sigh#sighhh#I cannot believe itās all unintentional tbh#he cannot be like this fr like. you canāt be this out of touch man#dream situation
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TFA Strika
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#tfa#strika#i cannot fucking believe i havent done one of these for just her#my beautiful brick wall princess that could crush me entirely ššš#we shouldve gotten season 4 solely because it meant she might get to interact with lugnut on screen#i would kill a man to see them hold hands. theyre married dammit they should get to be gross and in love in the show#they hate to see a girlboss winning with her malewife š
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Gai saw a man burn alive and longed to be engulfed in the same flames. His idea of heroism was tainted from the start, a sacrifice of self to power, so much power you die. Anything less is not good enough. He has never valued his life as anything other than his status and name. He wanted nothing more than to burn after he released the 8th gate. He was kept alive as punishment for his ego, Maito Gai needed to learn how to live life as a human being.
#maito gai#might guy#I see a lot of people shame kishi for not killing him#like thatās cowardice#or disrespectful to gai#it is disrespectful to what gai wants thatās true#but what gai wanted was a reflection of everything wrong with him#the man that cried seeing what he did to Lee in the Chunin exams#before immediately letting him risk his life to be put back in an arena#gai learned no lessons in his life#he perverted the idea of power from the start#he only saw what self destruction looked like when it seeped out onto Lee#and that was not enough#because he is consumed by ego#and life refused him a heroās end#gai cannot win. it would be a disgrace to his character. all we have seen him do is win until this point
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played one game of rivals as wanda and after the match enemy team went 'im so glad scarlet witch's kids are dead' like OK??????? CAN I HELP YOU WHAT DID I DOOOOOO
#marvel rivals#snap chats#I WASNT EVEN THAT MUCH OF A NUISANCE THIS GAME WHAT'S ALL THIS FOR#MY TEAM DIDNT EVEN WIN WHAT IS WITH THIS HOSTILITY#anyways i closed the game after that. not BECAUSE of that but because my baby boy baby drew wanted to go on a walk vjAELKAJE#i had another game where i was mags and ngl we were getting our ass beat and it was esp awkward cause the other team had a mags#but chat tell me why the second i ko this man at the very end of the game i see him switch to strange ENOUGH#THE GAMES ALREADY OVER JUST STAY WHY DID YOU SWITCH YOU CANNOT PORTAL IN TIME TO POINT#more unrelated rambling tho i might reopen my commissions like ... a week early...#at least start accepting them a week early and then actually start them in february... lol ... we'll see the 27th i guess#ok byebye ima uhhh.... oh wow idk.#i finished all my january comm stuff so i guess ima just... hang out ....
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Some of y'all: Max doesn't care about racing!!!
Also, some of y'all: how dare Max fight for the win?
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1x04 - What We | The Ones Who Live
#i am utterly feral#like i cannot be introduced into society or an indoor environment rn#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE HANDSOME STOP IT#F U Z Z I E S#CHEST FUZZIES DO YOU SEE THEM#NECK FUZZIES#SCARS#THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS#I AM WINNING#even his adams apple is nice#i hate myself#the slope of his shoulders š£#if i could just rest my face on his chest for a few i think it could solve a lot of problems i have tbh#put me in traction#until i walk like i'm about to duel at the OK Corral#[redacted] inside me#hello welcome to the tour#on your left you will see A MANā¢#i have a very hectic week ahead i need to go to bed#would give a kidney to draw idle patterns in his chest hair#*rabid whale noises*#i don't think whales can get rabies but if they could that's what i sound like rn#that man would look like an ancient capri sun pouch when i was done#go to bed lacey
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~ Green Arrow: Seeing Red
"The little psychotic who used to run around in short pants with Bruce" is a perfect description.
#red hood#jason todd#green arrow#oliver queen#dc comics#my ramblings#seeing red#man is pissed after realizing he would never win against Batman if he cannot win against one of his kids
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