#man cannot win
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Just remembered how Atreus is immortal and how young he was when Faye died he’ll most likely slowly forget how she looked like and how her voice sounded as he ages😂🤣
#been a minute since I talked about gow#crashing out#gonna throw up and cry#Kratos will remember her from his nightmares dw about him#I’m laughing but I don’t mean it#all he got is some drawings#man cannot win#biggest question of ever will hel be named after her or not#god of war#god of war ragnarok#atreus#kratos#loki#loki gow#atreus gow#gow kratos#faye#laufey#laufey the just#god of war: ragnarök#god of war 2018#blabbering
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Thinking about the way noir and Hobie were most likely treated because of how they look and being severely underestimated because of it.
Hobie looks and acts like a punk. He is just unserious enough to not be taken seriously. The dude is smart enough to recreate a dimension jumping watch from scraps, that people WATCH him steal and go “ugh sorry about that, he’s always like that”. And they treat him like an instigative child. Meanwhile this man is staging an interdimensional coup and is essentially a rebel freedom fighter in his own world. He is incredibly strategic and a genius while also being kind and sticking to his guns. And as a reminder, without knowing Miles or how his powers worked for even two minutes he was able to accurately help him improve his abilities! Man is observant and a quick thinker! But he’s quiet about it!
Noir dresses and sounds like an ‘oldtimer’ bc he’s from the 1930s. People probably went “ah yes grandpa” with the assumption of a mild mannered, old, and jaded private eye. Probably thought of as behind the times and not as intelligent because of lack of experience with technology. But overall first impression was of a sensible hardworking guy, and at worst melodramatic. In reality, dude is more than mildly neurotic, has severe anger issues, and prone to getting into fights. A raised socialist activist, who has very little to lose, and has canonically burned down the Statue of Liberty, shockingly he is a bit of a wildcard. And more than likely got kicked off/quit the ‘elite strike force’ for those reasons. But he’s also resourceful, smart, and quick to adapt.
Both of these characters are going to be a force to be reckoned with when they get together. Very much house on fire that burns down the entire neighborhood type relationship. I’m very excited.
#atsv spoilers#ik these fuckers were separated or never even allowed to meet via Miguel#cannot wait for beyond the spiderverse#Miguel and Jessica def fell for noirs mild mannered gentleman act#a couple of pipe bombs and arsons later they realized their mistake#maybe add one or two psychotic/mental breaks#Hobie on the other hand was strategic about it#HE WAITED#until he could do the most damage#man knew what he was doing that whole time#noirpunk friendship FOR THE WIN#spider shitposting#spiderman noir#Spider-Man noir#spider punk#spider noir#ITSV#spidernoir#miles morales#Hobie brown#spiderverse spoilers#peter benjamin parker#spider noir conspiracies
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You know, our natural assumption is that Peter Parker is just SO genius and crafty that at age 16 he developed a web formula in his high school chem class that even twenty years later teams of scientists can’t replicate with millions of dollars in supplies and equipment but like. No offense to Peter but no 16 year old in a high school chem lab could outsmart 20 years worth of technological process+the greatest chemists of their generation+millions of dollars in funding. My theory is that Peter’s formula is so basic (but ingenious!), using such shitty supplies and equipment, that no scientist worth their degree would even consider trying to replicate the formula with his methods. He accidentally took the Glass Onion route to outsmarting these guys which was “just go dumber” and it’s worked for literal decades
#mads posts#Peter Parker#spiderman#Spider-Man#like I love him but he cannot be that good! he’s a genius but not that genius!#Peter and his shitty bulk ordered chemicals + a half working Bunsen burner VS the entirety of Oscorp: who would win?#trick question it’s the 16 year old#containment breach
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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We
#*CASH REGISTER NOISE* *DOGS BARKING* *GLASS BREAKING*#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#excuse me but The Nose™#his face when he realized she said children#let him cuddle his baby boy#I CANNOT#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE ATTRACTIVE WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS#what's in your water out in the cotswolds man#all those fuzzies#stab me with an entire home depot aisle of rakes#I SAID#F U Z Z I E S#i never win i am winning#bless all the lines on your face#they beautiful and sacred#if you don't want to nuzzle into that beard i don't trust you tbh#im putting you on a watchlist#nice rack rick
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doodle dump because i will not finish these evar!!!!!!!!!!
#mepjone gijinkas r so hard man GAH#comedy gold is so funny to me#i don't hate hate anyone from ii but trophy is the guy i like to make fun of the most#i cannot draw him for the LIFE of me good lord#hes the guy i just think about and go 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅TOMATO TOMATO#twophone .. missing them#i swear if i got money from being invested in pairs no one cares about id be rich#always missing dadroog#sighs#and knickle for the end hearts#knickle to the END#gamer yaoi for the win#ii mephone4#ii microphone#ii pickle#ii cheesy#idk if i should tag everyone#oh whatever#ii paper#ii knife#ii balloon#ii knickle#ii nickel#ii clover#ii suitcase#THERES SO MANY OF THEM#two tpot#twophone#i think thats all of them????#phonification
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literally who tf is that??¿¿
#boy next world#memindy#bossnoeul#boss chaikamon#noeul nuttarat#LIKE HELLO???#ive never seen this man before i swear#i wasnt sure whether i wanted to watch this but seeing him like this#i have decided#that I will#i folded for rain and it will happen again#i dont make the rules#this cut is so adorable :(#a million times better than the weird straightened long hair dkjgd that looked so awful#also boss without the manbun? its a win for me#i cannot be the only one who hates 90% of their hairstyles lmao
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A bouncing baby girl (✿◡‿◡)
(please don’t tag/comment with your inquisitor, thanks)
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#Pavellan#Von Lavellan#Castella Pavus#Dorian Pavus#it's futile! it's in one ear out the other Dorian that man's in love#he Will be insisting her collar has 'Pavus' on it you cannot win this one Dorian#the man your husband is#Post Trespasser
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TFA Strika
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#tfa#strika#i cannot fucking believe i havent done one of these for just her#my beautiful brick wall princess that could crush me entirely 💖💖💖#we shouldve gotten season 4 solely because it meant she might get to interact with lugnut on screen#i would kill a man to see them hold hands. theyre married dammit they should get to be gross and in love in the show#they hate to see a girlboss winning with her malewife 😔
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Gai saw a man burn alive and longed to be engulfed in the same flames. His idea of heroism was tainted from the start, a sacrifice of self to power, so much power you die. Anything less is not good enough. He has never valued his life as anything other than his status and name. He wanted nothing more than to burn after he released the 8th gate. He was kept alive as punishment for his ego, Maito Gai needed to learn how to live life as a human being.
#maito gai#might guy#I see a lot of people shame kishi for not killing him#like that’s cowardice#or disrespectful to gai#it is disrespectful to what gai wants that’s true#but what gai wanted was a reflection of everything wrong with him#the man that cried seeing what he did to Lee in the Chunin exams#before immediately letting him risk his life to be put back in an arena#gai learned no lessons in his life#he perverted the idea of power from the start#he only saw what self destruction looked like when it seeped out onto Lee#and that was not enough#because he is consumed by ego#and life refused him a hero’s end#gai cannot win. it would be a disgrace to his character. all we have seen him do is win until this point
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Some of y'all: Max doesn't care about racing!!!
Also, some of y'all: how dare Max fight for the win?
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EELHEADS FOREVER SHARKTAMERS NEVER SAY IT WITH ME PEOPLE ‼️‼️‼️
#zeno's art#splatoon 3#splatfest#deep cut#frye#its all in good fun i genuinely love all members of deepy but shiver cannot win this im sorry frye needs to win#if big man wins i wont mind but frye deserves this ok??????
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today my professor was talking about gender and the way kids are raised in society and he brought up kingdom hearts as an example of an unusual piece of media for its time that was seemingly meant to be appealing to both boys & girls and to both adults & kids (presumably cuz like it’s got the anime stuff and the disney stuff and you go through all sorts of different genres and it’s both whimsical and serious) i was like totally zoning out but i snapped awake when he mentioned that lol
#i genuinely cannot stand this man but he wins a few points for that#peach rambles#i was like KINGDOM HEARTS MENTIONED💪💥👀😳😫💪💥💪💥💥💥💯#also had to hold myself back from trying to correct or clarify things he wasn’t quite right on#wasn’t about to put myself as a fan in front of my peers#also like i said i cannot stand that dude i refuse to participate in class unless necessary#kingdom hearts
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1x04 - What We | The Ones Who Live
#i am utterly feral#like i cannot be introduced into society or an indoor environment rn#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE HANDSOME STOP IT#F U Z Z I E S#CHEST FUZZIES DO YOU SEE THEM#NECK FUZZIES#SCARS#THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS#I AM WINNING#even his adams apple is nice#i hate myself#the slope of his shoulders 🗣#if i could just rest my face on his chest for a few i think it could solve a lot of problems i have tbh#put me in traction#until i walk like i'm about to duel at the OK Corral#[redacted] inside me#hello welcome to the tour#on your left you will see A MAN™#i have a very hectic week ahead i need to go to bed#would give a kidney to draw idle patterns in his chest hair#*rabid whale noises*#i don't think whales can get rabies but if they could that's what i sound like rn#that man would look like an ancient capri sun pouch when i was done#go to bed lacey
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Queen and Laz plus some little pages !!!
Lazarus looks kinda bald but there is like nothing I can do about it hes just built like that . ALSO !!! Lazarus is a bigger pony Queen is just an alicorn (big)
I hope we get to see some of grefgore destroying someone with that sword he was given what happened to it even
#jrwi the suckening#the suckening#jrwi grefgor#jrwi shilo#jrwi soda#jrwi emizel#Laz looks like hes tiny and also balding man cannot win/lh#i promise he is like one of my favourites i wanna give him a kis s#i really like the idea of emizel drawing angry eyebrows on his cutie mark to make it seem cooler its so silly#i MIGHT do edward twilight later(no promises !!!)#ALSOOOO. ive had these pages done for a bit i did Not do all this in two days LMAOOOOO#i would talk about them more but i dont wanna make the post to long </3#if you have questions about design reasons for them (or any of my ponies for that matter) just ask i probably have a reason#MyArt
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#fuckable old man tourney#sorry i stripped gandalf of his big naturals he needs to win by his own merits alone or not at all the meme cannot bring him the win
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crimzon ruze single-handedly bringing new people into homestuck while giving old homestuckers war flashbacks whenever he brings it up is so fucking hilarious. not to mention every single clipper having to put him in 2× speed whenever he goes, “what's homestuck? I'm glad you asked.”
truly the least favourite idol of my heart <3
#a vtuber in 2024 being heavily into homestuck wasnt on my bingo card#im the latter unfortunately#but oh my god#i absolutely HATE#crimzon ruze#(he doesn't use the word love lmfao)#he wins every yapping competition out there#and his tangents are an absolute riot#his normie tangent was an absolute sight to behold#i cannot recommend it enough#to watch that tangent on youtube#i just found out that a cover rep ASKED him to join holostars EN#and he also auditioned with tetris#of all games#this man continues to leave me surprised#holostuck#became a thing too#good god this anime man on the internet you are SO DAMN COOL#vtuber rabbit hole#holostars#holoarmis#holostars en#jo's vtuber rambling#holostars armis#homestuck
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