#hes the guy i just think about and go 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅TOMATO TOMATO

[phonification]

doodle dump because i will not finish these evar!!!!!!!!!!

[thornsnvultures]

eddie munson x plus size!afab!reader nsft/18+

couldn't stop thinking about how red joseph got in this vid and my brainrot kicked in 🍅 @mantorokk-writes you were asking about weird hcs and this is mine lol

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Eddie turns lobster red when he's fucking you. Like full flush, sunburnt red. And of course he doesn't know, cause who stops in the middle of sex to say something? Not one of the two people he's been with before you, that's for sure.

You love watching the color spread down from his forehead and the tips of his ears, all the way down to his chest. It doesn't take long either. One second he's his usual pasty white, the next he's sweaty and panting and hot all over.

"Eddie, can you c'mere? I wanna show you something."

He finds you at the sink in the bathroom of the trailer, touching up your makeup. The two of you are going out, some punk bar in the city that he heard about from one of the guys at the Hideout.

"How beautiful you look? Cause I already knew that."

He snakes his arms around your waist, dodging the elbow you throw back at him with a smile.

"What is it, baby?"

"C'mere," you tug on his arm, pulling him around to stand in front of you. He waves at himself in the cabinet mirror above the sink earning a giggle from you.

"Can you stop being cute for one second, please?"

"Can't help it. I'm adorable."

Eddie's laugh turns into a groan when your hand slips around the front of him and cups his cock over his tight, black jeans.

"Christ, babe, what the-"

"Shh," you press a kiss to his bare back and nod to his reflection. "Watch."

His gaze flickers between himself and your hands undoing his belt, then lowering his zipper. Already his dick was filling out from your touch and by the time you had him out and in your hands he was hard as nails.

"Look, Eddie."

"How am I supposed to look at anything but you right now?" He whined but did as he was told, watching slackjawed as you worked his cock in front of the mirror. Your breathy giggle behind him only made him ache more.

"Look'it how red you are, baby."

Eddie groaned, your hand was moving too fast, too slick over his cock. That and the other one squeezing and pinching at his nipple? He was gonna black out before he looked in the mirror again.

"This is what I see every time you're on top of me. Pounding into me like you need my pussy to live."

"Fuck, I do, baby. I do."

Eddie's eyes could barely stay open, it felt to good, your words too filthy. But he saw it. His bare chest flushed a deep red, white lines raked through from the scrape of your nails across his skin. He almost wanted to laugh. If your hands didn't feel so good he might be able to choke out a joke, but the only thing he could think of was you, you, you.

You pressed kisses across his back, whispering praise into his goosebump covered skin.

"Gonna come for me, Eddie? Want you to see how pretty you are when you come."

"God fuck-," Eddie gasped and watched himself as he came, flushed and sweaty and weak-kneed in your arms.

You moaned, watching as you angled his cock over the sink, jerking him through the mess he made.

"Y'know you could've just told me I look like a tomato when I'm fucking you, right? Ya little pervert," Eddie chuckled as he did up his pants.

"But where's the fun in that? And you know you looked hot."

Eddie turned back around and took you in his arms, smiling as a pressed a kiss to the top of your head.

"Tomato fucker."

"Eddie!"

[miquella-everywhere]

It's so weird that Leda doesn't even start in say. the Haligtree, as quest to push us towards Moghwyn, I'm pretty sure you can't even summon her? She just spawns after we kill Mogh. Maybe it's connected to a lore piece tied to her sword, won't say it in case you haven't seen that.

In base lore it was implied that basically no one has any idea where Miquella is, not even Peepaw Ofnir, except that one ghost near the teleporter? So how did Miquella's gang even know where to find him? Is Miquella sending psychic messages? They say they're following his footsteps but what does that entail?

I also find it interesting how fast they all get into the Land of Shadows, but I guess that can be game logic of some time passing between us killing Mogh. How come Miquella got to greet them and charm them and give them orders, but didn't care about us who killed the dang guy. There's a strong disconnect between us and Miquella I would say, both physical and emotional. I guess they were banking on people being interested through old lore, instead of bringing us closer to Miquella and making players care about the story, and giving more motivation than just Trina's lackluster addition.

Won't say anything about Trina because I have not met her yet and I am actually very excited to get to her part of the story, but yeah, I have to agree with you regarding the Miq Squads connection to Miquella and how they all entered into his service/got charmed by him/how they met him/tomato tomatoe 🍅

Miq being a fucking enigma is definitely the biggest thing about him in the base game and you'd think if Gideon Ofnir the All-Knowing didn't know shit about Miquella then nearly no one else would. But no, now the Miq Squad Rolls up, charmed and pledged to Miquella with little to no explanation of how this happened.

Now granted, my opinions on this matter are definitely lacking because I haven't finished the DLC and don't have the full story, but my point still stands that a lot of new lore given to us in the DLC is heavily contradictory to the basegame Elden Ring lore.

The best example that I can give is with Ainsbach. Ainsbach apparently confronted Miquella about his control over Mohg, but when the hell could that have happened since Mohg took Miq when he was asleep at that point. Does that mean that Ainsbach literally squared up with Miquellas sleeping corpse???? Or did he go to the Realm of Shadow and confront Miq there? And if that is the case, it is immediately contradictory to Mohgs lore and how he never received a response from Miq, but Ainsbach could just roll up to the RoS and meet Miq with no issue apparently.

The DLC lore is an absolute fucking mess :/

[itsslivernotsilver]

hi guys does anyone wanna hear about the dichotomy that mist and maddie form in reference to that god damn tomato from the og short stories. ok great here i go

pantheon definitely expands a LOT on the differences between the two sisters but ken liu’s bit about the tomato has always stood out to me and i’m kinda sad they didn’t keep it in the show but whatEVER!!!!!! anyways it’s such a perfect symbol for the glaring differences between mist and maddie and i’ve been thinking about this for almost a year now so i gotta get it out there

like. it’s so simple. it’s just a tomato.

🍅<—tomato. round and red 👍 (also i love that little interaction so much holy shit)

anyways it’s so simple in it’s design but the connections that each sister has with such basic object like this are so drastically different it’s crazy

maddie approaches it from a deeply emotional and human perspective. to her, a tomato means the taste of one, her grandma, her family’s garden, her family’s dog, and just like. general childhood memories. in the show, she represents the side of humanity that wants to stay physically in the real world. she’s obviously friendly with UIs and CIs given that like. yk. and she expresses curiosity in mist and her whole deal!!!!!

but she clearly has her biases and those are shown through her wants for her son and how upset she gets when he advocates for uploading (even though mist practically raised him too but whatever i’m not gonna get into that rn). anyways my point is that she’s approaching this tomato conversation with her experiences regarding physicality, nostalgia, and other “human” feelings

but mist doesn’t have any of those!!!!!! she doesn’t have any human experience at all. she approaches a tomato from an extremely technical and factual perspective. she brings up the species categorization, court cases, genome info, etc. she even decides to mention that, logically speaking, she knows more about tomatoes than maddie does (which is like??? girl????? a little unnecessary but true)

in the show there’s the conversation about nostalgia and her line about having the code for nostalgia but not being able to execute it because of a lack of memories fucks me up sooo bad

she loves maddie and everyone around her because she’s kinda just an actual embodiment of love but she can’t help but feel alone in a world where everyone moves so slow and nobody really gets that she can’t understand a lot of “human” emotions. it’s why she’s so ecstatic to introduce caspian to the cloud and why she’s so passionate about the drive with all the CIs who are just like her. but in this moment she tries her best to connect with maddie but ultimately can’t because of the sheer lack of similar experiences

they just can’t understand each other fully and they never will. they’re forced to agree to disagree over something as simple as a tomato and god that tension keeps me up at night

another thing that i thought was super interesting was how the maddie’s interest in mist was flipped in the show if that makes sense???? like in the stories, it’s clearly maddie who wants to learn more about mist. she tries her best to bridge the gap and it’s her idea to give mist a body. but in the show, it’s mist that seems “more obsessed” (heavy on the quotes) with maddie. she’s reaching out more and she asked for a body herself and maddie lashes out when mist does something while trying to help (don’t even get me started on caspian and his whole deal this season i’ll fucking kill someone)

ALSO i feel like this post is getting too long now but i wanna at least mention the quote at the beginning of the chapter cause holy shit man

anyways that’s it for now i think. i might make another post about the quote and the other stories and some other details i really liked for the nonexistent people who’ve seen this show 👍

[gamerknight7310]

Hello, I Need Your Help 🫵

 Earlier today, a good friend of mine who y'all might know as @celestiall0tus was going to put Marcaniel in her fic Bloody Bug, but I said that Lumarc would fit better, so she told me to make my case and let you guys decide in a poll, so with that, here's my case.

The reason I hate Nathaniel, the tomato-haired motherfucker, for Marc is that he acts just like Canon, but worse to him. In chapter 26 of Bloody Bug, it plays out almost similar to the episode Reverser plus with the addition of Evillustrator, but the outcome was still the same with him ripping it up and being a little bitch about it. In the very next chapter after their akumatizations, he still doesn't apologize and says how he doesn't even want his help with the comic, like fuck you asshole!

Our next candidate is the bard himself, Luka. Up to the recent chapter being 49, Luka is currently in a "relationship" with Marinette, which is making him miserable, and when he tried to get with Alix, he got rejected. He's currently a man with a lot of love in his heart and has no one to give it to... that is, unless he gets with Marc. In all honesty, this ship is so fucking cute, and their relationship would be a healthy one for both parties. Also, both of them in some form got rejected by readheads, so I say to hell with it and let the babies love on each other and give us wholesome moments.

In conclusion, I will be putting up a poll that I got permission to put up by L0tus for y'all to vote on whether you want Nathaniel, Luka, or another person you think would be better with Marc, but with that, I bid you all a good day/night.

[sphinxlosestheirmind]

I swear I’m writing the fic- but more thoughts about it while I write~!!

I think that since they’re real people in this universe their ship names would change. Real-people fandoms seem to use their actual names fused together, so that’s how I think it would work in this au (meaning instead of gimmickshipping they’d be called like Reimaser or smth because I think that’s funny!!

Also yeah, Reiji and Thomas WOULD use their names or Thomas would at least have it somewhat public despite going by IV, but Ryoken is only known as Revolver. I just think that fits him better.

Anyway I also love assigning people emojis so here’s me doing that for just a few characters:

IV : 🪆OR 🧵 (The doll because like that’s sort of his puppet thing? I don’t have a puppet emoji so :/. The thread is symbolic of strings- like puppet strings. I don’t really know with him. His I did last and I feel least confident about).

Reiji : 📏 (Businessman!! I think this one was probably Thomas’ fault, he probably used this at one point in his videos and accidentally locked the fandom onto it).

Revolver : 🔫 (Revolver. Gun. Thank you).

Nasch : 👑 (Because he’s a king.. also Thomas HATES that he got this so much. There is so much beef between them for awhile but no one knows why. They settle it eventually off camera and come back way more chill with each other but neither will give a proper explanation as to why, so their followers are left scrambling).

Durbe : 🪽 (Because of his horse/pegasus!!!)

Merag : ❄️ (Because she’s icy. I think this one is probably started by Nasch? He becomes popular before her, and maybe he calls her icy/an ice queen or something and everyone picks up on that then assigns her with a snowflake).

Vector : 🎭 (He’s two-faced c:. He probably does those stupid public pranks/interviews. Everyone hates him but he’s also annoyingly funny and does those impulsive things that you’d never do but kind of wish you could).

Yuya : ✨ (Yes okay I get that he’s a tomato, but like I think a star/shine would just fit him better? Especially since in this au he’d be like a performer or someone who does tricks- but I could see a tomato so.. 🍅).

Additionally about Thomas in this au:

Thomas is a YouTuber/streamer. He started with gaming content and kept his persona very gentlemanly and polite. He got extremely popular, though more so with men who were interested in that sort of good-guy stuff. This devolved into him starting to show more of a sadistic side and collabing with other creators (Nasch, Kaito, etc) then pulling in their followers a bit. This developed into him somewhat coming out? I think he’d do it in a quiet way in some sort of unpopular podcast or something that makes it ambiguous to what he actually is but also hints at it.

This leads to a bunch of queer people coming into his community seeing as he’s like- one of them haha. He starts doing more daily/vlog type things.

So how I actually am writing him:

He’s a bit more calm around the two of them (Reiji + Ryoken) I think because he almost sort of has to be the one to keep them on a straight path. Both are very headstrong and get lost in other things so he has to lead them to where they’re going- otherwise they completely devolve into some other random thing.

He’s also a mix of gentlemanly yet manic. He’s not completely one way or another, and he can play up either side when it comes down to it.

Anyway.. just some thoughts haha

[sayheykid]

tomato, mango, eggplant and potato for the oc/s of your choice!!

🍅 [TOMATO] How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL.

For Charlie, very. This is something that I'm trying to rectify, but i feel like he comes off as surly or angry all the time which isn't true. Does he get annoyed about fixing everyone's problems? Sure, but he fundamentally is a person who helps, and besides it's not like he doesn't have a personality beyond that.

🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why? Does this differ from their favourites?

Ellie - first things that come to mind are navy, sage green and raspberry. Navy to me is very down to earth and practical, sage green is soothing and homey, and raspberry is kind of high energy in a unique and unconventional way. I think that suits her pretty well — trustworthy and likable without trying too hard to be like everyone else. Those are definitely colors she likes, but if pressed she'd say her favorite color is purple.

🥔 [POTATO] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about?

Sam - being competitive. This comes off as arrogance and brashness, but sue her. She's the best and she knows it. Why should she tone that down to make other people feel better.

🍆 [EGGPLANT] How are they used by others? How easily are they tricked into this?

I guess this kind of falls into being misunderstood, but I think people only see Ramón as a party guy, someone you go to for a good time but not a long time, you know? He hooks up with more people than anyone else, but has never been in a longterm relationship. He knows he's being used but mostly doesn't mind it — there's a reason he has that reputation after all — though it would be nice if others saw everything he had to offer. He's a great friend and more responsible than people give him credit for, he just wants that to be acknowledged sometimes.

Thank you!

[431989]

okay fuck it we ball im posting resident alien stuff here. hyperfixation time. spoilers below so be warned.

im sooo bummed over the recent ep. the gripe i have w every single piece of media happened agaiiinnnnn. can i have ONE thing that doesnt force relationship arcs. especially ones that dont fit the initial or continuing tone of the shoooow. <--- edit again to clarify. i loved the tone of s1. i want that back. its getting too comedyish.

like i rlly connected w harry esp the fact he wasnt really getting infatuated with anyone but this whole horned up episode was grating to watch. like i still think there were sweet moments but boooo 🍅💥🍅💥 im hoping its just for some sort of conflict and that itll get squashed come the next few eps. (ALSO EDIT: at least the thing with harry and isabelle was palatable. gahhh im just peeved….)

s1 was so baller too like it had good clever comedy and still had drama to it. like im hoping the very like… bland surface level humor gets dialed back. like its soooo forced to me. but i guess thats what the average viewer likes which is dog doodoo. dont make it a sitcom please im begging. it was soooo unique.

i will be rewatching season 1 for the 5th time tonight but another thing i noticed is the increased use of like… musical scores. its like one step removed from a laugh track. gahh.

anyways im a harry asta supporter also harry joseph supporter so this forced stuff hurts to watch esp bc it doesnt fit character to me. considering harrys whole thing so far has been about developing and realizing connections, the sudden shift to horniness just! isnt consistent. not to be autistic or anything haha.

speaking of! i think its boring and cheap to have this alien/alien thing going on. and also feels really like.. “nd people can never fit in so they have to be with other nd people.” i think i wouldnt be so turned away if it was more genuine. but this is a comedy ig, i just wish it was handled differently. its uninteresting to meeeee. like an alien/alien thing can work but not like this. gives very nd are forever seen as weird and are therefor ostracized. like it feels othering to me. ESP BC OF HOW FORCED UGHHHHHHH i hate forced romance shit so much. perhaps thats an unpopular take but i said what i said! sudden nonmeaningful stuff like this i feel will kill the show. i wouldnt be surprised if it fizzles out.

UM ALSO? tudyk bringing up shape of water on insta abt the newest ep????? i dont think so???????? i never watched that but i kind of know what it was about and it certainly wasnt fish on fish love. smdh. like i feel like the reason why it was so big when it came out was (albeit as someone who hasnt watched it and have surface level understanding) bc it was between a lady and fish guy. and it was heartfelt. not to be harry asta or anything but that was already developing so like. AGHHHUU. even a harry joseph dynamic i can get around in a way bc theres room for development. also itd be gay so thats a plus.

anyways i might check out the graphic novels. told myself i wouldnt bc my brain works weird but maybe itd be a good idea to get into that. unfortunately i will probably be begrudgingly keeping up bc im hyperfixated on it. GAHHHGG anyways ramble rant over.

edit ps: i will also clarify that if asta were to be written out to be nd i would be just as pleased if not more pleased. im just not liking how this is going so far. tomato tomato tomato

[voidthewanderer]

🍅🍌🍇 for Arsenic, Crow, & Ripper?

@bokatan || OC Interview Questions

🍅 [TOMATO] How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL.

Arsenic: He both is and isn’t, in universe; if that makes sense. He intentionally puts up a front because he feels the need to protect himself from the world around him, despite being in a place where he’s safe and can be more laid back. Unless people actually know him, they just keep their heads down and keep quiet; which does hurt him a bit. Yes, he wants to be viewed as someone to not fuck with, but not as someone you can’t do anything around. His character as a whole, I think everyone pretty well understands him. I haven’t seen anyone misinterpret him yet.

Crow: In universe, they’re pretty well understood. People know why they act the way they do; being a bit more skittish with new people and keeping to themselves. Their character however? It’s less of a misinterpretation or misunderstanding of their personality and more of their design (or should I say lack there of now). Crow has skin like The Ghoul; always has. When all that shit happened complaining about how he looked, despite the fact that I made Crow well before any reveals for the show, I am now terrified to make any art of them and have them mistaken for me just “trying to be lazy” with ghoul skin. I could explain a million times how they turned, I feel like people still wouldn’t understand.

Ripper: The reasons why he’s not misunderstood as a character are why he is in universe. Most people get to see his jovial, goofball side. There’s only one instance (currently) where someone has seen just how strong he can be (kicking down the door). Yes, they’re aware of what he did before the war, but in universe; especially post war, they find that taking down a protectron isn’t exactly a crowning achievement anymore.

🍌 [BANANA] Have parts of your OC been lost to time (in-universe)? What do they wish they could lose from themselves?

Arsenic: He’s lost a lot of his morality. As the years passed and the clientele grew, he became less and less concerned about the consequences of his actions; no matter who the client was. Killing people and selling their parts to others who partake in cannibalism? Ah, it’s just money! He’s not physically bothered by it at all anymore. He wishes that it had been some of his attitude problems; or even his sex drive cut down massively.

Crow: Cliche, yes, but they lost their innocence. They always viewed the world through rose tinted glasses, always trying to keep hope that things would eventually change for the better. That the war could be ended and maybe life would go back to being somewhat normal. But it never happened… things got worse. And slowly their whimsy of the world, always trying to view the bright side faded away. They wish it had been their timidness to have been lost. It’s hard to live in a world where, if you’re around the wrong crowd, you can get used and abused to the point of death.

Ripper: He lost hope. Hope in others, hope in himself. Although he didn’t see the world quite like Crow did, he knew that people could still work together and make things right; or at least right enough. He lost hope that he’d ever get to be the same man he was before his incident. Although he’s also glad he didn’t, he sometimes wishes that he’d lost some of his laid back, lackadaisy personality. Trying to make jokes and light of everything. It wasn’t that type of world anymore, he started to view it as people seeing him as a just making his own form of dark humor to offset his time on earth.

🍇 [GRAPES] What's their circle of people/their species like? What dynamic would they be called?

I can actually answer all three of these guys together because they have the same exact circle of people. Life in The Slog and how everyone treats one another is almost like family. They take care of each other, get into fights sometimes over the pettiest of things. Arsenic is actually the only one who has someone within his circle that isn’t in the others; and that’s Cyanide, the 19 year old he employed when she was 17 and ran away from her vault. He used to have a close friendship with her, letting her be clingy and cuddly, but since she’d confessed feelings to him not long after she’d turned 18; he set a hard boundary with her: they could be friends, but if she acted like they were actually a couple or if she tried to force a closer relationship, he’d ship her back to her vault. Their dynamic weakened into he views her as a colleague, but she acted like a jealous teen who had her crush taken away from her. He scolds her for how she acts now, but he’s since stopped threatening to ship her off.

[not-your-babyy13]

So let’s say that Euphoria S3 is gonna start off 5 years in the future. How do you guys want Lexi and Fez’s storyline to open/progress? If he doesn’t go awat, do you guys want them together at the start? Does it change if Fez is in prison during that time?

Cause if he is locked up, I kinda wouldn’t mind them not being together...wait hold those tomatoes...🙈

Hear me out. The five years pass, and they can be in contact together through letters (maybe they lose contact, 🍅 I know), but Lexi goes and she lives her life, thinking that whatever happened with Fez was just a little high school crush, and obviously he’s not in a position to be in a relationship. But then he gets out and through the season, they find each other again, but this time as adults and without Fez’s business hanging over their heads like a black cloud. Then we can see all those firsts we missed out on.

I just feel like if they start off being together (if he is and isn’t in jail) two things are gonna happen:

1. Fez is leaving prison and is gonna have a hard time adjusting, leading to a break up. 

2. Fez never goes to jail, but this is Sam Levinson we are talking about, and will break them up for drama. 

[cassioppenny]

Volo red pepper and tomato.... pleas....

🌶️ - Who would they declare their sworn enemy if they could meet them?

im assuming this means characters they never meet. unless disney buys pokemon i think it'd be funny if volo and the master of masters from kingdom hearts had a fist fight. im going to be completely honest i took a little bit of inspiration from MoM when creating milesverse volo. guys who cause problems on purpose and are probably immortal. volo would hate his guts

🍅 - How misunderstood are they?

in universe most people just kinda assume he's just some weirdo and leaves him be. he's not a celebrity he's just some guy that shows up, probably ruins your life, and then leaves.

people who do know him might assume he's pure evil and doesn't care about the lives of people around him. which um yeah he's evil and doesn't really care if people die but in his defense he thinks he can just bring everyone he didn't fucking despise back from the dead after he becomes god.

[smoosnoom]

hiii!

moon i’ve already mentioned that i cried like a baby right? it’s never too late to mention it once again bc im not a crybaby and u need to know how u make me feel.

“Winter is slow. It makes him slower than he likes to be” ohhh somebody is projecting once again i see.

do i have to admit now that i probably would enjoy tomato concoction? at least the thing that google showed me

““Don’t say his name,”” what did will do? 🤔

“It’s too early to go to bed. It’s too dark to do anything fun” no literally. the reason winter is my least favorite season.

“Why he’s still thinking about him” he was ur best friend for more than 10 years. ofc u think about him. i bet u think about him every day.

“Mike has never liked thinking” i guess terrible pick up lines not the only thing we have in common with mike

“wisely holding back the fact he probably hasn’t eaten a vegetable in several days” maybe he should try dustin’s tomato dish

“It’s only eight p.m. when his head hits the pillow, and he’s out like a light” honestly? it’s me rn. im not that sleepy but if my head hit pillow i’ll pass out

“he’s beginning to wonder if all the women in his life weightlift in their free time” or maybe just maybe he needs to eat properly

““Someone already wrote about Hannibal.”” LMFAO

“El lets out a sniffle” oh she’s a Manipulator

““Hi,” Will says” the first time he was mentioned by the name and its like.. the middle of the first chapter?

“Mike’s head feels a little bit like it’s been replaced by a tumble of rocks” not for the first time

“because he is an abomination who likes fries dipped in milkshakes” another reason to trust in tomato concoction 🫡

“Mike would bet countless amounts of money that El’s hands are perfectly clean” she’s evil in a good way and i love that about her <3

“The garage is cold and dark when they step out” oh no?? it feels like a good and a bad thing at the same time

““Because you never did!”” so they’re two idiots again?

“”how is this all my fault? Why am I the bad guy?”” ???? oh…

have i ever mentioned why i haven’t listened “evermore” properly? it cause i decided to listen the day it dropped and i was crying so hard i skipped my classes. so yeah i think i feel the right vibe.

and “about you” is my now love. i listen to it since the album was released and i can’t help having butterflies.

so glad that spirits that possess u until u write something didn’t calm down and now we have that heart-wrenching masterpiece <3

can’t wait till the next chapter!

love u, bye 🤍

hellooo alya i am finally . replying to this because u are Crazy .

😭 im so sorry for making u cry ,, if it helps . it was unintentional !

IT WASNT ENTIRELT PROJECTING . actually a lot of it was ok winter makes me so sluggish ☹️

i am Not a fan of tomato . u can have my tomato portions all u want 🍅

yes !!! winter sucks !!!!!!!! u get me

"i bet u think about him everyday" 😭😭 going after his THROAT oh my god

if it helps . ur pick up lines are so bad that they're charming ! :)

omg like popeye he eats a single vegetable and suddenly becomes So Buff

yes !!!! i wanted the first time will's name is mentioned to be Very Special

U LIKE FRIES AND MILKSHAKES ??*=($*÷(÷(÷ ALYA

el using her cuteness for Evil she's everything to me

they're two idiots again ☹️

oh no 😭😭 u are So real for that evermore evokes emotion in me that i can't even describe !!! and I LOVEEEEE ABOUT YOU omg do u also like the 1975 ? im such a big fan of them !!!!!

alya im 29929219% sure if i searched up Nicest Sweetest Best Person in the World, ur name would pop up

ilysm, thank u always for motivating me :] <3

[breserker]

🌽 corn, 🥔 potato and 🍅 tomato for the OC asks!!! <3

🌽 [CORN] How good are they at hiding and finding their way?

Okay USUALLY? Hiding wise, very good! Under emotional duress less so! And sometimes Vel gets REALLY under emotional duress. He becomes less obvious as people are familiar with him, in particular Lieu knowing his usual dumbass humor tricks to hide his intentions. Finding his way? I've pitched this guy as 1 part Harry Dresden to 1 part MacGyver to 1 part Jessica Fletcher, he's nosy and good about figuring his way out of corners, often with weird means that warrant explanation but that explanation is not always...comprehensible.

🥔 [POTATO] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about?

For Vel, I answered Potato here! But hmmm let's see...I think some people would think he clings to the past too much, but in his mind he's just very mindful and respectful of it. Having a pseudo ofrenda up throughout most of the year might be pushing it, but while his losses made who he was at the same time having them in his peripherals is just kind of a fact for him and not exactly something he wants to discard or considers a flaw.

🍅 [TOMATO] How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL.

god i'm fucking. puckering my asshole for irl misunderstandings, but between him and other characters like Shoua i think Shoua's going to get the brunt of that. IN-UNIVERSE, it's...It's very complicated. Vel is a character that is constantly in the cusps of things but never a whole thing. Here's his profile: Mestizo/mixed (Mexican/Indigenous, born in the States), bisexual, holds both witch and Catholic beliefs, his fucking sun sign is a Sagittarius/Capricorn cusp. I would wager he's hard to pin down for a lot of people if they look at his statistics on paper, especially the belief aspect of it. Vel doesn't try to be difficult with this, however. I would say at most even those close to him can be reductive and usually refer to him as a witch rather than Catholic even though he hangs the rosary from the rearview and has Catholic jewelry he wears when he's particularly feeling that side of his belief that day.

((and if you want to know Vel's big 3, it's Sag/Capri cusp Sun, Pisces Moon, Aries Rising. it's super not important to the series actually but i feel like a god for figuring it out so there you go.))

((shoua's big three: taurus sun, cancer moon, scorpio rising))

[gardenerian]

hello! can i request 19 & 96 for the trope mashup☺️<3

ooh mills yes! florist AU + "take that” kiss/“shut up” kiss 🌸💋🌼 here’s what i am thinkin:

mickey works some soul sucking factory job - it's not what he wants to do, but he worked for his dad until he kicked the bucket last year and right now it's the best he's got

BUT what he wants to do is own a flower shop with mandy - they learned all about flowers from their mom and reading/thinking about flowers is all that kept him sane after she died

so now that his dad is out of the picture, he turned their run down backyard into a garden, and he's got a weekend stall at the farmer's market selling arrangements and pressed flowers with mandy

he's got a bit of a cult following - people come to the farmer's market to see this crass asshole and his bouquets 💐

so it's going well - mickey is learning a lot, they're making some money... until someone new takes over the stall next to his

some ginger giant is selling vegetables and little jars of sauces and suddenly everyone is flocking to this dude's stall to see the freckled fuck talk about tomatoes

mickey is pissed because not only is this guy taking attention from his flowers, his fucking sister is obsessed with him and she won't shut up about his smile or his pesto and mickey hates him

mickey tries to up both his flower game and his attitude game so people will start coming back to his booth - but that redheaded demon seems to take this as a direct challenge and also ups his golden retriever schtick

and now crowds of people are showing up every week to see the punk florist duke it out with this goofy motherfucker

that stupid asshole keeps looking over and winking at mickey and mickey wants to deck him but he also wants to kiss him a little???

one evening as he's packing up, that copperheaded nightmare wanders over to his stall and starts looking at his flowers like it's no big thing

mickey clears his throat like 🤨??? and ian looks up and him and grins - asks to buy a dozen roses for someone he likes 😉

and mickey's like fuck you, you don't get my flowers after this stupid shit you keep pulling

ian is dumbfounded and a little sad - he thought the whole thing was fun and it's not like they're selling the same fuckin plants???? mickey could just throttle him bc he has been irritated for the last few weeks and it's all this idiot's fault - ian's like.... irritated? you sure that's what it is?

and BAM! they're making out surrounded by flowers and mickey still hates him a little but ian can't stop smiling and maybe mickey wouldn't mind seeing this dude wink at him again

....and then mickey's like. wait. you were gonna buy me a dozen of my own roses???? and ian clearly had not thought that through but he thought it was smooth okay??

and they make out all the time for the rest of forever 😌 and eventually their stalls become one mega stall 😌 and maybe their own shop eventually?? ooohhhhh 👀🍅🌹

[beck-a-leck]

For the Farming Sim game, I'd like to know: 🍋, 🍅 , 🍐, and 🍉!

Farm Sim Asks!

Thanks for playing!

Lemon 🍋 - Least favorite character

You know... I don't know if I have a Least Favorite character. My experience with the HM/SoS games is they tend to not make unlikable characters (or at least hatable ones). I know there is like, one exception with Allan (i think) from ANB, but I never played far enough to get to him so I have no real opinion on him.

Any other character I might dislike I low key forget they exist until I come across them mostly because they tend to be boring and forgetable.

I guess if I had to pick a character I am familiar with and dislike, it would be Rick from FoMT. But even then, I'm fully aware that Rick isn't a Bad Guy or a bad character. I know his implied background and I can see how everything he has gone through and is going through makes him the way he is. But also, he's a mean older brother and he's needlessly rude and petty about Kai. Like, I will just start a new game, talk to Rick once and then the next day he's opening a conversation with "I like everyone in this town except Kai" and proceeds to talk shit about a person I haven't even met. Like. He's digging for a chance to vent and tell you how much he hates the guy his sister has a crush on, he wants to stir up the drama and ensure you are On His Side, and I can't stand people like that. Don't bring up shit I didn't ask about when it's something bad about someone else.

Tomato 🍅 - Favorite and least favorite festival?

If I have to pick a single favorite, I'm gonna say it's the Tomato Festival from Back to Nature. I absolutely loved the mini game that came with it while you chucked tomatoes at others. It was so much fun for me.

In general I tend to like the festivals that are mini games, it gives me something to look forward to and breaks up the routine a little bit.

For least favorite festivals... I don't think I have one specifically. In general I'm not super fond of the 'gift giving' types of festivals, where I have to make a specific kind of thing and give it to people, because often early in the games I don't have the materials/ability to participate, and I hate feeling like I'm missing out. Add to that I kinda hate having to go out of my way to hunt everybody down to give them a flower or cookies or whatever (or hang around my farm all day to make sure I'm there every time someone shows up to get something) is a Huge disruption to my schedule and I end up getting nothing done those days that I want to. But even then, I don't hate those kids of festivals, they're just inconvenient.

Pear 🍐 - Favorite rival pairing (Canon or non-canon)?

Oh, i did answer this one on the fanfic side blog, but I can always come up with more ships I like.

To paraphrase, I'm a very fluid shipper, so I can and will ship anyone and everyone if someone makes a compelling argument for them, or I tend to default to the canon pairings.

But a non-canon rival ship I've always liked is Siluka/Kasumi from 3oT. I think the two of them would be the chillest girlfriends together.

Watermelon 🍉 - Favorite rare pair?

I mean. Hands down, gotta be Hector/Holly lmao. It's my little rowboat, but I will drag as many people on board as possible. I honestly think I've written about 90% of the stuff for them, and the rest I either requested or was a gift exchange fic so...

I am the captain of this ship.

[gardenerian]

mel my beloved, have you thought about gardener ian today? 🍅 what am i saying, of course you have. however, have you thought specifically about how over time, mickey will become less apathetic about the garden and will start pulling out a lawn chair to lay in the sun while ian gardens, and how every once in a while he’ll chime in with suggestions/compliments, until eventually ian wears him down with all of his cute talk about vegetables and “soil pH”and “optimal fertilizers” and he gets up off the lawn chair and goes to sit by ian’s side and grabs a trowel and says, “anything i can do?” and ian breaks into the biggest grin and hands him a packet of snap pea seeds and explains how deep to plant them & how much water to give them and then they pull some tomatoes off the vine and go make homemade Margherita pizza together? because i think about that a lot. 🌿

this......... this is what it’s all about 😭 the quality time the togetherness 💕

i think there’s a bit of a curve at first.... a brief window where mickey is like. a little jealous? of the wee tomato plants. i think that ian starts with house plants and maybe some little herbs, then moves onto tomatoes, and then works more veggies/fruits/flowers/weed lol/TREES?? into the mix as they get more space and he gets confident in his lil green thumb.

but somewhere around the time the tomatoes come in mickey starts to feel a smidge neglected. which basically means he gets 97% of ian’s attention instead of 98% 🙄 you know how ian gets when he’s learning something new, he goes all in and mickey is not used to playing second fiddle to some little red bitches. he grumbles when he sees ian pull out his gardening gloves and drops some sly comments when ian goes to get more supplies. you got somethin goin on with the guy at the nursery gallagher? ian just rolls his eyes fondly - yeah, he’s got a thing for the sunhat. 

mickey hovers near the yard for a while, watching. he tries to sit on the couch, drink a beer, watch some tv. but he keeps catching glimpses of ian at work. whistling while he digs, humming to himself while he prunes. when he starts dousing himself with the hose, mickey gives up and drags the lawn chair over. ian, having totally done that on purpose, starts teaching mickey about weeds and worms and vines 😌 and you’re SO RIGHT, mickey resists but it absolutely becomes something they share together! when mickey really realizes that they get to eat what they’ve grown, it’s a done deal.