#hes the guy i just think about and go 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅TOMATO TOMATO

[lailols]

NNN with TXT

MDNI!

Warnings: f!reader, unprotected sex, somnophilia, dildos, oral (f! Receiving)

Kai - within the first week

Let’s clarify, he did not lose because he couldn’t control himself, he just genuinely forgot what month it was. It’s not his fault he likes slow, sleepy morning sex. :(

He wakes up with morning wood as he so often does, and just goes on autopilot. Pulls your warm, soft body closer to him and rocks his cock gently against your ass until you wake up and flip around to face him.

You meet in a sloppy and slow but deep kiss, truly losing all sense of the world in the moment. That is until one (or both) of you gets too needy and works to strip you both of your bottoms without breaking the kiss.

It’s like clockwork the way you lift your leg onto his body to give him room to open you up. Him having to slide two, then three of his fingers into your mouth to get them wet first- he doesn’t even push them a little too far just to hear you gag, that’s how you know he’s out of it.

He takes his time opening you up while mapping out the contours of your mouth until you’re pulling away to whimper and plead with him to get inside of you. He hitches your leg up higher and slides home. He just rests there for a bit until he begins to rock slowly into you.

There’s no quick chase for an orgasm, just you and him moving your bodies together in an act that feels so good it has to be love. Your soft moans make a song in the bedroom. When you both come it’s with sighs and kisses and I love yous whispered into the early morning like a prayer. You both fall back asleep with him still buried deep inside you.

It’s not until he wakes up for real that he realizes what happened. He genuinely can’t even find it in him to be upset.

The cute one🐧

I am not your strongest soldier 😣✊

The loud one🐻

BOOOOOO TOMATO 🍅🍅🍅🍅

The tall one 🐰

Clap if you’re surprised

The smart one 🤓

Jun isn’t even playing and he lasted longer than you… I don’t think you qualify to be a soldier

The hot one 💯

^ a little (lot) embarrassing for you xx

Yeonjun - two weeks max

Yeonjun thinks the idea of No Nut November is stupid as hell, and he says as much in the group chat when the others bring it up. If he has a hot girlfriend, he’s going to fuck her. Simple as that.

He doesn’t need to edge himself for a month to ‘destroy you in December’ or whatever the hell they call it. He personally makes sure you have an out of body experience every time he lays his hands (or his thigh, or his mouth, or his cock) on you, thank you very much.

The only reason he ‘lasts’ as long as he does is because you both were swamped with work. Only having time for stolen kisses in the morning and quick dinners together before showering and going to bed.

He’s reminded of the stupid ass challenge just when your schedules calm down and Beomgyu does a mid-month ‘check-in.’ The text pisses him off so much he decides to fuck you then and there.

Bursting out of the room and finding you on the couch. Falling to his knees immediately in front of you and spreading your legs with no complaint from you. He slides your pants and underwear down together and thrusts his tongue into your hole holding your hips down so you don’t get in the way of his meal.

Pushing two fingers into you and finding that special spot inside of you so fast. Quick to work you open for him and having you come at least once before he even thinks about getting inside you. Laying you back on the couch with your legs hooked over his shoulders before he slides home.

Interlocking your hands as he ruts himself into you. And when you both come like that, he carries you to the bed and has his way with you again. He has half a mind to take a video and send it to the guys but he quickly decides they don’t deserve it because they tried to keep him from this. They thought he’d stay away from this? From you? Hell no. Fucking idiots is what they are.

The hot one 💯

Just finished having SEX with my HOT girlfriend, don’t think that’s a loss

The loud one🐻

Surprised you can still get it up at your age

The tall one 🐰

Another soldier has fallen, oh my

The cute one 🐧

He wasn’t even playing, why is he considered a soldier T_T

The smart one 🤓

Because he didn’t lose within the first week

Taehyun - about three weeks

Tae’s pretty competitive and thrives on a good win, but he’s only human. When he first told you about his participation in No Nut November, you were less than amused, but you supported him. You made sure to handle any ‘problems’ you had when he was out and only engaged in completely innocent contact.

You even went as far as refusing his offer to help you out without getting off himself. Telling him that while you’ve no doubt he’d make you feel good, you didn’t want to put him through that. For obvious reasons, you don’t usually tell him when you’re tending to your needs but he can guess it’s when he’s out. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t curious, but he knows himself well enough to realize that if he knew it wouldn’t help his situation.

But maybe he should’ve asked because walking into the room to find you riding a dildo doesn’t help him at all. To make matters worse, you seem so unsatisfied. Hunched over to place your hands on the bed to aid your movements. Tears streaming down your pretty face. Thighs shaking from exertion. Taehyun is many things, but cruel is not one of them (sometimes).

He has never claimed to be a saint or be completely free from the chains of self-control. And while he prides himself on his perseverance and dedication to perfecting himself, he knows that he is weak to one person and one person only, you. So seeing you in this position and knowing that he could make you feel better than that heap of plastic leads him to only one rational solution- helping you out.

It takes no effort at all to climb onto the bed and lift you up. To hush your confused mumbles and soothe your tears before laying you back and kissing you sweetly. He’s quick to grab the lube lying on the nightstand and pour some over his fingers before working you open again simply because he knows you didn’t do it right the first time. You’re always so eager to get on to the main event that you forget to take care of yourself, but that’s what he’s here for.

He’s so meticulous in stretching you out for himself. Placing his lips over yours so you don’t complain about his speed. Not even bothering to separate from you to pull his pants and boxers off all the way before sliding inside. But he does allow himself a few moments to revel in the feel of you. To take in your face scrunched in pleasure before he gives it to you.

This is what you needed, right? Tears streaming down your face, but not in frustration but pleasure. Your moans reverberating around the room. Your nails leaving scratches down his back. Your legs pushed to your chest. Sometimes he feels like this is what he was made for, making you feel good. He'll never feel bad for losing control when it comes to you.

The smart one 🤓

Can’t believe I’m out before the two biggest perverts

The tall one 🐰

Oh, how the mighty have fallen 😣😣

The loud one 🐻

What about PRIDE? What about HONOR?

The hot one 💯

You guys are taking this way too seriously

The cute one 🐧

Some call it mental illness

Beomgyu - the last week

“I never ask you for anything! Do this one thing for me!” Soobin looks like he’s not above getting on his knees and begging and since you’re in a public space, you quickly fire back.

“Gyu would kill me if he found out. And even if he did lose, if you also got off during November, you technically lose too.”

“But it’s not the same! Outlasting all of your friends is much more fun than just beating it straight up!” He clasps his hands and pouts, “Please, y/n, I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t trying times.”

“Why are you so excited to win anyway? You guys aren’t even going for a prize.”

“So honor and bragging rights are a prize to you?”

“Well, no!” You look over at him. “I think this entire concept is silly.”

“Well, if you think it’s so silly, why not get your man to agree.”

“Because if Beomgyu is anything, he is silly.” You walk away, “Especially when beating you is an option.”

Even though you told Soobin off about his underhanded tactics, you can’t help but think of it more and more. To be honest, you do think that the concept of No Nut November is silly. You also really miss your boyfriend. Not that he’s outright ignoring you, but he has been keeping his distance.

Leaving you with short pecks and quick hugs. Not cuddling you or playfully touching you as he usually does. None of his teasing nips or kisses on your skin. No smirks or sly smiles. None of that. He says it’s because he can’t resist you, and really even him just saying that got you going.

You wouldn’t say you had a particularly high sex drive, but you do like being close to Gyu. Maybe you wouldn’t have done this if he at least held you a bit. Oh well. You’ll just blame it all on Soobin.

You’re currently in the bathroom putting on the prettiest white lingerie you’ve ever seen. You know how Gyu loves it when you’re in white, says that it’s such a juxtaposition to see you look so innocent while knowing you’re not. You put on one of his zip-ups over it and join him in the bedroom.

He’s on the game and you have no qualms going over and pushing his chair back. “Hey, what’s up baby? Do you need something?”

“I wanna be close to you, Gyu.” You say and then go to crawl in his lap before his hands grab your waist to stop you.

“Alright, but no funny business.” He fixes you with a look and squeezes your waste in warning. “Okay?”

“Okay, Gyu.” You climb onto his lap and straddling him with your head on his shoulder. “I’ll just stay like this, kay?”

You guys stay like that for a while before Gyu starts fidgeting.

“Wait, love.” He grabs your waist again to push you up. “It’s kinda hot, how about you take this jacket off and get back on?”

“Take it off for me?”

“Just this once.” He has a soft smile on his face as he pulls you to him and reaches for the zipper. He pulls it down just a few inches before his smile drops and he lets the zipper go like it burned him. “What’re you wearing under here?”

“Oh, I got something new and wanted to try it on.” You shrug as you reach up to pull the zipper all the way down, letting the jacket hang open. “Do you think it’s cute?”

He lets his eyes trail your body, his fingers flexing at his sides. “It’s very cute, love.”

“Do you think it would be cuter off?” Beomgyu takes a deep breath and closes his eyes. Seemingly debating with himself on whether or not he should go along.

"You're evil, you know that?" That's all the warning you get before Gyu pounces on you. He doesn’t even have the decency to bring you to the bed. He simply pushes your panties to the side and takes you right there on the desk. Making up for lost time by capturing your lips in a heated kiss and having his hands roam your body. He knows it well, of course, but these weeks without it were torture for him.

He’ll make up for lost time, okay? Hope you don’t have anything important planned for the next few days.

The loud one 🐻

Choi Soobin, I hope you know that a win without dignity is a loss in the end

The cute one 🐧

Ooooh, what happened?

The smart one 🤓

Soobin convinced Gyu’s girlfriend to make him crack

The hot one 💯

Wow, didn’t think that would work

The tall one 🐰

Idc what you say, I’m a WINNERRRR 🏆🏆🏆🏆

Soobin - completed

He’s so lucky that you’re so understanding and supportive. He mentioned how he wanted to participate in No Nut November and, sure, you pouted and complained a bit but ultimately let him do as he wished.

He told you to go to sleep on November 30th but let you know that as soon as the clock struck midnight he’d be on you. Literally just sitting in bed next to your sleeping form watching the time pass. As soon as the clock hits midnight, he’s sliding under the covers and into his rightful place, between your thighs.

He’s lucky you’re sleeping because he really just takes a second to look at you. He knows you get embarrassed when he says it but you’re so pretty everywhere that he has to take a second (which is really a lot of minutes) to admire you :(. Placing little kisses and hickies on your thighs. Not even really trying to pleasure you, he just wants to worship you.

He really takes his time opening you up since he doesn’t have you whining in his ear to 'go fast' or 'stop looking.' With each finger he pushes into you, he’s sliding and mapping out the space of your cunt and places kisses on your clit and fucking slobbering all over you. He swears he’ll never go another month without you.

It’s when he’s working three fingers in your and watching the way your hole flutters around them, begging them to stay that you wake up. Your hand quickly finds his hair and pulls a bit as you sleepily whine and plea for him.

“I need to make sure you’re ready for me baby.” He shushes you before he sucks on your clit to bring a different sound out of you. “I don’t want to break you.”

He spends some more time sucking and pushing and prodding at you, before the throbbing in his boxers makes him get impatient. Making sure to push you over the edge at least once because he doesn’t trust himself to last very long when he gets inside you. When he’s satisfied, he makes his way up along your body. Leaving kisses and giving little nips until he’s at eye level with you. Pulling you in for a slow kiss.

He uses his hand to align himself with your slit so he can run along your wetness and coat himself in you. When he pushes in he has to stop at the tip because you’re already so tight around him and he’s getting lightheaded just from this. He matches your whimpers and whines with his own and he really really tried to be nice. He wanted to! But he already knows that’s all about to go out the window.

Moving one of his hands to your thigh to move it to your chest and the other on your hip so he can stabilize himself and then pushes the rest of his cock in you in one thrust. You both let out long moans as he comes inside of you. It’s so much. Leaking out of your pussy and dripping down your ass and his thighs.

“Just like this.” He brings his hand down to rub at your clit. “A little longer like this and then I’ll take care of you, baby.”

Again, I hope you don’t have anything planned for the next few days because he’s not letting you out of bed for a while.

The tall one 🐰

Well, guys, it was fun. Hope we can do it again next year!

The cute one 🐧

Hyung… it’s December 3rd

The loud one 🐻

He trapped his poor girlfriend in his bedroom for three days, and he calls himself a winner? I think monster is the better term

The smart one 🤓

He’s acting like this isn’t the first time he’s texted since he lost

The hot one 💯

Omg, it’s like they’re omegas in heat

[phonification]

doodle dump because i will not finish these evar!!!!!!!!!!

[urnmbr1fan]

OHMYHHGGGGODDDczfx,.,,;.(,.;,….. CHHEESY FRIM II??!1!1!

“That wasn't a bright thing to say! Ha-ha! Get it?”

A stimboard of Cheesy for @urnmbr1fan !

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[thornsnvultures]

eddie munson x plus size!afab!reader nsft/18+

couldn't stop thinking about how red joseph got in this vid and my brainrot kicked in 🍅 @mantorokk-writes you were asking about weird hcs and this is mine lol

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Eddie turns lobster red when he's fucking you. Like full flush, sunburnt red. And of course he doesn't know, cause who stops in the middle of sex to say something? Not one of the two people he's been with before you, that's for sure.

You love watching the color spread down from his forehead and the tips of his ears, all the way down to his chest. It doesn't take long either. One second he's his usual pasty white, the next he's sweaty and panting and hot all over.

"Eddie, can you c'mere? I wanna show you something."

He finds you at the sink in the bathroom of the trailer, touching up your makeup. The two of you are going out, some punk bar in the city that he heard about from one of the guys at the Hideout.

"How beautiful you look? Cause I already knew that."

He snakes his arms around your waist, dodging the elbow you throw back at him with a smile.

"What is it, baby?"

"C'mere," you tug on his arm, pulling him around to stand in front of you. He waves at himself in the cabinet mirror above the sink earning a giggle from you.

"Can you stop being cute for one second, please?"

"Can't help it. I'm adorable."

Eddie's laugh turns into a groan when your hand slips around the front of him and cups his cock over his tight, black jeans.

"Christ, babe, what the-"

"Shh," you press a kiss to his bare back and nod to his reflection. "Watch."

His gaze flickers between himself and your hands undoing his belt, then lowering his zipper. Already his dick was filling out from your touch and by the time you had him out and in your hands he was hard as nails.

"Look, Eddie."

"How am I supposed to look at anything but you right now?" He whined but did as he was told, watching slackjawed as you worked his cock in front of the mirror. Your breathy giggle behind him only made him ache more.

"Look'it how red you are, baby."

Eddie groaned, your hand was moving too fast, too slick over his cock. That and the other one squeezing and pinching at his nipple? He was gonna black out before he looked in the mirror again.

"This is what I see every time you're on top of me. Pounding into me like you need my pussy to live."

"Fuck, I do, baby. I do."

Eddie's eyes could barely stay open, it felt to good, your words too filthy. But he saw it. His bare chest flushed a deep red, white lines raked through from the scrape of your nails across his skin. He almost wanted to laugh. If your hands didn't feel so good he might be able to choke out a joke, but the only thing he could think of was you, you, you.

You pressed kisses across his back, whispering praise into his goosebump covered skin.

"Gonna come for me, Eddie? Want you to see how pretty you are when you come."

"God fuck-," Eddie gasped and watched himself as he came, flushed and sweaty and weak-kneed in your arms.

You moaned, watching as you angled his cock over the sink, jerking him through the mess he made.

"Y'know you could've just told me I look like a tomato when I'm fucking you, right? Ya little pervert," Eddie chuckled as he did up his pants.

"But where's the fun in that? And you know you looked hot."

Eddie turned back around and took you in his arms, smiling as a pressed a kiss to the top of your head.

"Tomato fucker."

"Eddie!"

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Something about Nightmare. Not in any way canon.. actually I straight up have no idea what I'm talking about.

Nightmare may seem like a clever or scary guy to a lot, but he's rather... emotional might be the word? He blames Dream for his own mistake because he doesn't want to admit it for whatever reason. Of course it wasn't his fault but.... I dunno. Out in the multiverse no one really knows him, which means he could've possibly gone into a new direction. Problem is the mindset he's been put in. Everyone hates him, therefore he hates everyone back. Unsatisfied with killing those who hurt him and more, he takes his hatred out on the multiverse.

Really he's just vulnerable, scared maybe. He was a little child beaten to his demise, and I don't think he can quite get that part of himself out of him. But there's no one to take advantage of him emotionally. He's strong now, he has the power to bend everyone to his will. He hides his vulnerability behind closed doors... and then there's Killer. Wahtever Killer is, he still has the observant skills of Sans. And with the emotionless state, Nightmare can't easily sense him. This way, Killer can find out a lot about Nightmare so long he stays quiet. He finds out Nightmare is vulnerable. Using his idiotic manner and twisting his words, he can ever so slightly bend Nightmare to his own will. Emotions distract from logic.

Even if Nightmare has the majority of the control, Killer still has some control. He's clever in the ways he uses it. I like 'smarter than he lets on' Killer. 🍅Tomato tomato I say as I throw tomatoes at my own wall of text

Smarter than he lets on is definitely what he is. He absolutely would play into people’s ideas of him and who or what he is if he thinks itll avoid inconvenience, benefit him, or achieve a goal—such as playing into Nightmare’s goals or his own, even if that’s a sense of temporary amusement or satisfaction. Or just simply a distraction.

For example, whenever he’s bored or particularly numb and floating above himself—watching the body stand or walk around doing completely useless and meaningless things, he feels aimless and without purpose—he’d go seek out a way to feel real and alleviate the apathy, or even reaffirm his apathy and “emotionlessness” via pain.

It would be pretty easy to anger and provoke Nightmare into hitting or punishing him, the guy’s a lot more emotional then he likes to put on. Killer knows how to deal with those that are powerful and dangerous yet still so childlike in behavior or thinking or emotions.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Killer could tell that somewhere down the line, Nightmare had his own Chara in his life, and whenever Nightmare is being particularly cruel or overbearing Killer does or says something similar to what Chara would say or do—and in doing so, Killer reminds Nightmare of his abusers, the villagers.

Although, if Nightmare has a tendency to lash out when reminded, he’d likely do that to provoke him instead. Killer could subconsciously and consciously mirror Nightmare’s behaviors and manners of speaking right back at him if he’s realized itll benefit him somehow—likely an instinctive thing now, if only to attempt to avoid the hassle (fear) of a punishment or gain something. Or of course, simply to spite and gain a sense of sadistic validation if he could unsettle Nightmare.

[itsslivernotsilver]

hi guys does anyone wanna hear about the dichotomy that mist and maddie form in reference to that god damn tomato from the og short stories. ok great here i go

pantheon definitely expands a LOT on the differences between the two sisters but ken liu’s bit about the tomato has always stood out to me and i’m kinda sad they didn’t keep it in the show but whatEVER!!!!!! anyways it’s such a perfect symbol for the glaring differences between mist and maddie and i’ve been thinking about this for almost a year now so i gotta get it out there

like. it’s so simple. it’s just a tomato.

🍅<—tomato. round and red 👍 (also i love that little interaction so much holy shit)

anyways it’s so simple in it’s design but the connections that each sister has with such basic object like this are so drastically different it’s crazy

maddie approaches it from a deeply emotional and human perspective. to her, a tomato means the taste of one, her grandma, her family’s garden, her family’s dog, and just like. general childhood memories. in the show, she represents the side of humanity that wants to stay physically in the real world. she’s obviously friendly with UIs and CIs given that like. yk. and she expresses curiosity in mist and her whole deal!!!!!

but she clearly has her biases and those are shown through her wants for her son and how upset she gets when he advocates for uploading (even though mist practically raised him too but whatever i’m not gonna get into that rn). anyways my point is that she’s approaching this tomato conversation with her experiences regarding physicality, nostalgia, and other “human” feelings

but mist doesn’t have any of those!!!!!! she doesn’t have any human experience at all. she approaches a tomato from an extremely technical and factual perspective. she brings up the species categorization, court cases, genome info, etc. she even decides to mention that, logically speaking, she knows more about tomatoes than maddie does (which is like??? girl????? a little unnecessary but true)

in the show there’s the conversation about nostalgia and her line about having the code for nostalgia but not being able to execute it because of a lack of memories fucks me up sooo bad

she loves maddie and everyone around her because she’s kinda just an actual embodiment of love but she can’t help but feel alone in a world where everyone moves so slow and nobody really gets that she can’t understand a lot of “human” emotions. it’s why she’s so ecstatic to introduce caspian to the cloud and why she’s so passionate about the drive with all the CIs who are just like her. but in this moment she tries her best to connect with maddie but ultimately can’t because of the sheer lack of similar experiences

they just can’t understand each other fully and they never will. they’re forced to agree to disagree over something as simple as a tomato and god that tension keeps me up at night

another thing that i thought was super interesting was how the maddie’s interest in mist was flipped in the show if that makes sense???? like in the stories, it’s clearly maddie who wants to learn more about mist. she tries her best to bridge the gap and it’s her idea to give mist a body. but in the show, it’s mist that seems “more obsessed” (heavy on the quotes) with maddie. she’s reaching out more and she asked for a body herself and maddie lashes out when mist does something while trying to help (don’t even get me started on caspian and his whole deal this season i’ll fucking kill someone)

ALSO i feel like this post is getting too long now but i wanna at least mention the quote at the beginning of the chapter cause holy shit man

anyways that’s it for now i think. i might make another post about the quote and the other stories and some other details i really liked for the nonexistent people who’ve seen this show 👍

[gamerknight7310]

Hello, I Need Your Help 🫵

 Earlier today, a good friend of mine who y'all might know as @celestiall0tus was going to put Marcaniel in her fic Bloody Bug, but I said that Lumarc would fit better, so she told me to make my case and let you guys decide in a poll, so with that, here's my case.

The reason I hate Nathaniel, the tomato-haired motherfucker, for Marc is that he acts just like Canon, but worse to him. In chapter 26 of Bloody Bug, it plays out almost similar to the episode Reverser plus with the addition of Evillustrator, but the outcome was still the same with him ripping it up and being a little bitch about it. In the very next chapter after their akumatizations, he still doesn't apologize and says how he doesn't even want his help with the comic, like fuck you asshole!

Our next candidate is the bard himself, Luka. Up to the recent chapter being 49, Luka is currently in a "relationship" with Marinette, which is making him miserable, and when he tried to get with Alix, he got rejected. He's currently a man with a lot of love in his heart and has no one to give it to... that is, unless he gets with Marc. In all honesty, this ship is so fucking cute, and their relationship would be a healthy one for both parties. Also, both of them in some form got rejected by readheads, so I say to hell with it and let the babies love on each other and give us wholesome moments.

In conclusion, I will be putting up a poll that I got permission to put up by L0tus for y'all to vote on whether you want Nathaniel, Luka, or another person you think would be better with Marc, but with that, I bid you all a good day/night.

[sphinxlosestheirmind]

I swear I’m writing the fic- but more thoughts about it while I write~!!

I think that since they’re real people in this universe their ship names would change. Real-people fandoms seem to use their actual names fused together, so that’s how I think it would work in this au (meaning instead of gimmickshipping they’d be called like Reimaser or smth because I think that’s funny!!

Also yeah, Reiji and Thomas WOULD use their names or Thomas would at least have it somewhat public despite going by IV, but Ryoken is only known as Revolver. I just think that fits him better.

Anyway I also love assigning people emojis so here’s me doing that for just a few characters:

IV : 🪆OR 🧵 (The doll because like that’s sort of his puppet thing? I don’t have a puppet emoji so :/. The thread is symbolic of strings- like puppet strings. I don’t really know with him. His I did last and I feel least confident about).

Reiji : 📏 (Businessman!! I think this one was probably Thomas’ fault, he probably used this at one point in his videos and accidentally locked the fandom onto it).

Revolver : 🔫 (Revolver. Gun. Thank you).

Nasch : 👑 (Because he’s a king.. also Thomas HATES that he got this so much. There is so much beef between them for awhile but no one knows why. They settle it eventually off camera and come back way more chill with each other but neither will give a proper explanation as to why, so their followers are left scrambling).

Durbe : 🪽 (Because of his horse/pegasus!!!)

Merag : ❄️ (Because she’s icy. I think this one is probably started by Nasch? He becomes popular before her, and maybe he calls her icy/an ice queen or something and everyone picks up on that then assigns her with a snowflake).

Vector : 🎭 (He’s two-faced c:. He probably does those stupid public pranks/interviews. Everyone hates him but he’s also annoyingly funny and does those impulsive things that you’d never do but kind of wish you could).

Yuya : ✨ (Yes okay I get that he’s a tomato, but like I think a star/shine would just fit him better? Especially since in this au he’d be like a performer or someone who does tricks- but I could see a tomato so.. 🍅).

Additionally about Thomas in this au:

Thomas is a YouTuber/streamer. He started with gaming content and kept his persona very gentlemanly and polite. He got extremely popular, though more so with men who were interested in that sort of good-guy stuff. This devolved into him starting to show more of a sadistic side and collabing with other creators (Nasch, Kaito, etc) then pulling in their followers a bit. This developed into him somewhat coming out? I think he’d do it in a quiet way in some sort of unpopular podcast or something that makes it ambiguous to what he actually is but also hints at it.

This leads to a bunch of queer people coming into his community seeing as he’s like- one of them haha. He starts doing more daily/vlog type things.

So how I actually am writing him:

He’s a bit more calm around the two of them (Reiji + Ryoken) I think because he almost sort of has to be the one to keep them on a straight path. Both are very headstrong and get lost in other things so he has to lead them to where they’re going- otherwise they completely devolve into some other random thing.

He’s also a mix of gentlemanly yet manic. He’s not completely one way or another, and he can play up either side when it comes down to it.

Anyway.. just some thoughts haha

[sayheykid]

tomato, mango, eggplant and potato for the oc/s of your choice!!

🍅 [TOMATO] How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL.

For Charlie, very. This is something that I'm trying to rectify, but i feel like he comes off as surly or angry all the time which isn't true. Does he get annoyed about fixing everyone's problems? Sure, but he fundamentally is a person who helps, and besides it's not like he doesn't have a personality beyond that.

🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why? Does this differ from their favourites?

Ellie - first things that come to mind are navy, sage green and raspberry. Navy to me is very down to earth and practical, sage green is soothing and homey, and raspberry is kind of high energy in a unique and unconventional way. I think that suits her pretty well — trustworthy and likable without trying too hard to be like everyone else. Those are definitely colors she likes, but if pressed she'd say her favorite color is purple.

🥔 [POTATO] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about?

Sam - being competitive. This comes off as arrogance and brashness, but sue her. She's the best and she knows it. Why should she tone that down to make other people feel better.

🍆 [EGGPLANT] How are they used by others? How easily are they tricked into this?

I guess this kind of falls into being misunderstood, but I think people only see Ramón as a party guy, someone you go to for a good time but not a long time, you know? He hooks up with more people than anyone else, but has never been in a longterm relationship. He knows he's being used but mostly doesn't mind it — there's a reason he has that reputation after all — though it would be nice if others saw everything he had to offer. He's a great friend and more responsible than people give him credit for, he just wants that to be acknowledged sometimes.

Thank you!

[431989]

okay fuck it we ball im posting resident alien stuff here. hyperfixation time. spoilers below so be warned.

im sooo bummed over the recent ep. the gripe i have w every single piece of media happened agaiiinnnnn. can i have ONE thing that doesnt force relationship arcs. especially ones that dont fit the initial or continuing tone of the shoooow. <--- edit again to clarify. i loved the tone of s1. i want that back. its getting too comedyish.

like i rlly connected w harry esp the fact he wasnt really getting infatuated with anyone but this whole horned up episode was grating to watch. like i still think there were sweet moments but boooo 🍅💥🍅💥 im hoping its just for some sort of conflict and that itll get squashed come the next few eps. (ALSO EDIT: at least the thing with harry and isabelle was palatable. gahhh im just peeved….)

s1 was so baller too like it had good clever comedy and still had drama to it. like im hoping the very like… bland surface level humor gets dialed back. like its soooo forced to me. but i guess thats what the average viewer likes which is dog doodoo. dont make it a sitcom please im begging. it was soooo unique.

i will be rewatching season 1 for the 5th time tonight but another thing i noticed is the increased use of like… musical scores. its like one step removed from a laugh track. gahh.

anyways im a harry asta supporter also harry joseph supporter so this forced stuff hurts to watch esp bc it doesnt fit character to me. considering harrys whole thing so far has been about developing and realizing connections, the sudden shift to horniness just! isnt consistent. not to be autistic or anything haha.

speaking of! i think its boring and cheap to have this alien/alien thing going on. and also feels really like.. “nd people can never fit in so they have to be with other nd people.” i think i wouldnt be so turned away if it was more genuine. but this is a comedy ig, i just wish it was handled differently. its uninteresting to meeeee. like an alien/alien thing can work but not like this. gives very nd are forever seen as weird and are therefor ostracized. like it feels othering to me. ESP BC OF HOW FORCED UGHHHHHHH i hate forced romance shit so much. perhaps thats an unpopular take but i said what i said! sudden nonmeaningful stuff like this i feel will kill the show. i wouldnt be surprised if it fizzles out.

UM ALSO? tudyk bringing up shape of water on insta abt the newest ep????? i dont think so???????? i never watched that but i kind of know what it was about and it certainly wasnt fish on fish love. smdh. like i feel like the reason why it was so big when it came out was (albeit as someone who hasnt watched it and have surface level understanding) bc it was between a lady and fish guy. and it was heartfelt. not to be harry asta or anything but that was already developing so like. AGHHHUU. even a harry joseph dynamic i can get around in a way bc theres room for development. also itd be gay so thats a plus.

anyways i might check out the graphic novels. told myself i wouldnt bc my brain works weird but maybe itd be a good idea to get into that. unfortunately i will probably be begrudgingly keeping up bc im hyperfixated on it. GAHHHGG anyways ramble rant over.

edit ps: i will also clarify that if asta were to be written out to be nd i would be just as pleased if not more pleased. im just not liking how this is going so far. tomato tomato tomato

[voidthewanderer]

🍅🍌🍇 for Arsenic, Crow, & Ripper?

@bokatan || OC Interview Questions

🍅 [TOMATO] How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL.

Arsenic: He both is and isn’t, in universe; if that makes sense. He intentionally puts up a front because he feels the need to protect himself from the world around him, despite being in a place where he’s safe and can be more laid back. Unless people actually know him, they just keep their heads down and keep quiet; which does hurt him a bit. Yes, he wants to be viewed as someone to not fuck with, but not as someone you can’t do anything around. His character as a whole, I think everyone pretty well understands him. I haven’t seen anyone misinterpret him yet.

Crow: In universe, they’re pretty well understood. People know why they act the way they do; being a bit more skittish with new people and keeping to themselves. Their character however? It’s less of a misinterpretation or misunderstanding of their personality and more of their design (or should I say lack there of now). Crow has skin like The Ghoul; always has. When all that shit happened complaining about how he looked, despite the fact that I made Crow well before any reveals for the show, I am now terrified to make any art of them and have them mistaken for me just “trying to be lazy” with ghoul skin. I could explain a million times how they turned, I feel like people still wouldn’t understand.

Ripper: The reasons why he’s not misunderstood as a character are why he is in universe. Most people get to see his jovial, goofball side. There’s only one instance (currently) where someone has seen just how strong he can be (kicking down the door). Yes, they’re aware of what he did before the war, but in universe; especially post war, they find that taking down a protectron isn’t exactly a crowning achievement anymore.

🍌 [BANANA] Have parts of your OC been lost to time (in-universe)? What do they wish they could lose from themselves?

Arsenic: He’s lost a lot of his morality. As the years passed and the clientele grew, he became less and less concerned about the consequences of his actions; no matter who the client was. Killing people and selling their parts to others who partake in cannibalism? Ah, it’s just money! He’s not physically bothered by it at all anymore. He wishes that it had been some of his attitude problems; or even his sex drive cut down massively.

Crow: Cliche, yes, but they lost their innocence. They always viewed the world through rose tinted glasses, always trying to keep hope that things would eventually change for the better. That the war could be ended and maybe life would go back to being somewhat normal. But it never happened… things got worse. And slowly their whimsy of the world, always trying to view the bright side faded away. They wish it had been their timidness to have been lost. It’s hard to live in a world where, if you’re around the wrong crowd, you can get used and abused to the point of death.

Ripper: He lost hope. Hope in others, hope in himself. Although he didn’t see the world quite like Crow did, he knew that people could still work together and make things right; or at least right enough. He lost hope that he’d ever get to be the same man he was before his incident. Although he’s also glad he didn’t, he sometimes wishes that he’d lost some of his laid back, lackadaisy personality. Trying to make jokes and light of everything. It wasn’t that type of world anymore, he started to view it as people seeing him as a just making his own form of dark humor to offset his time on earth.

🍇 [GRAPES] What's their circle of people/their species like? What dynamic would they be called?

I can actually answer all three of these guys together because they have the same exact circle of people. Life in The Slog and how everyone treats one another is almost like family. They take care of each other, get into fights sometimes over the pettiest of things. Arsenic is actually the only one who has someone within his circle that isn’t in the others; and that’s Cyanide, the 19 year old he employed when she was 17 and ran away from her vault. He used to have a close friendship with her, letting her be clingy and cuddly, but since she’d confessed feelings to him not long after she’d turned 18; he set a hard boundary with her: they could be friends, but if she acted like they were actually a couple or if she tried to force a closer relationship, he’d ship her back to her vault. Their dynamic weakened into he views her as a colleague, but she acted like a jealous teen who had her crush taken away from her. He scolds her for how she acts now, but he’s since stopped threatening to ship her off.

[not-your-babyy13]

So let’s say that Euphoria S3 is gonna start off 5 years in the future. How do you guys want Lexi and Fez’s storyline to open/progress? If he doesn’t go awat, do you guys want them together at the start? Does it change if Fez is in prison during that time?

Cause if he is locked up, I kinda wouldn’t mind them not being together...wait hold those tomatoes...🙈

Hear me out. The five years pass, and they can be in contact together through letters (maybe they lose contact, 🍅 I know), but Lexi goes and she lives her life, thinking that whatever happened with Fez was just a little high school crush, and obviously he’s not in a position to be in a relationship. But then he gets out and through the season, they find each other again, but this time as adults and without Fez’s business hanging over their heads like a black cloud. Then we can see all those firsts we missed out on.

I just feel like if they start off being together (if he is and isn’t in jail) two things are gonna happen:

1. Fez is leaving prison and is gonna have a hard time adjusting, leading to a break up. 

2. Fez never goes to jail, but this is Sam Levinson we are talking about, and will break them up for drama. 

[cassioppenny]

Volo red pepper and tomato.... pleas....

🌶️ - Who would they declare their sworn enemy if they could meet them?

im assuming this means characters they never meet. unless disney buys pokemon i think it'd be funny if volo and the master of masters from kingdom hearts had a fist fight. im going to be completely honest i took a little bit of inspiration from MoM when creating milesverse volo. guys who cause problems on purpose and are probably immortal. volo would hate his guts

🍅 - How misunderstood are they?

in universe most people just kinda assume he's just some weirdo and leaves him be. he's not a celebrity he's just some guy that shows up, probably ruins your life, and then leaves.

people who do know him might assume he's pure evil and doesn't care about the lives of people around him. which um yeah he's evil and doesn't really care if people die but in his defense he thinks he can just bring everyone he didn't fucking despise back from the dead after he becomes god.

[smoosnoom]

hiii!

moon i’ve already mentioned that i cried like a baby right? it’s never too late to mention it once again bc im not a crybaby and u need to know how u make me feel.

“Winter is slow. It makes him slower than he likes to be” ohhh somebody is projecting once again i see.

do i have to admit now that i probably would enjoy tomato concoction? at least the thing that google showed me

““Don’t say his name,”” what did will do? 🤔

“It’s too early to go to bed. It’s too dark to do anything fun” no literally. the reason winter is my least favorite season.

“Why he’s still thinking about him” he was ur best friend for more than 10 years. ofc u think about him. i bet u think about him every day.

“Mike has never liked thinking” i guess terrible pick up lines not the only thing we have in common with mike

“wisely holding back the fact he probably hasn’t eaten a vegetable in several days” maybe he should try dustin’s tomato dish

“It’s only eight p.m. when his head hits the pillow, and he’s out like a light” honestly? it’s me rn. im not that sleepy but if my head hit pillow i’ll pass out

“he’s beginning to wonder if all the women in his life weightlift in their free time” or maybe just maybe he needs to eat properly

““Someone already wrote about Hannibal.”” LMFAO

“El lets out a sniffle” oh she’s a Manipulator

““Hi,” Will says” the first time he was mentioned by the name and its like.. the middle of the first chapter?

“Mike’s head feels a little bit like it’s been replaced by a tumble of rocks” not for the first time

“because he is an abomination who likes fries dipped in milkshakes” another reason to trust in tomato concoction 🫡

“Mike would bet countless amounts of money that El’s hands are perfectly clean” she’s evil in a good way and i love that about her <3

“The garage is cold and dark when they step out” oh no?? it feels like a good and a bad thing at the same time

““Because you never did!”” so they’re two idiots again?

“”how is this all my fault? Why am I the bad guy?”” ???? oh…

have i ever mentioned why i haven’t listened “evermore” properly? it cause i decided to listen the day it dropped and i was crying so hard i skipped my classes. so yeah i think i feel the right vibe.

and “about you” is my now love. i listen to it since the album was released and i can’t help having butterflies.

so glad that spirits that possess u until u write something didn’t calm down and now we have that heart-wrenching masterpiece <3

can’t wait till the next chapter!

love u, bye 🤍

hellooo alya i am finally . replying to this because u are Crazy .

😭 im so sorry for making u cry ,, if it helps . it was unintentional !

IT WASNT ENTIRELT PROJECTING . actually a lot of it was ok winter makes me so sluggish ☹️

i am Not a fan of tomato . u can have my tomato portions all u want 🍅

yes !!! winter sucks !!!!!!!! u get me

"i bet u think about him everyday" 😭😭 going after his THROAT oh my god

if it helps . ur pick up lines are so bad that they're charming ! :)

omg like popeye he eats a single vegetable and suddenly becomes So Buff

yes !!!! i wanted the first time will's name is mentioned to be Very Special

U LIKE FRIES AND MILKSHAKES ??*=($*÷(÷(÷ ALYA

el using her cuteness for Evil she's everything to me

they're two idiots again ☹️

oh no 😭😭 u are So real for that evermore evokes emotion in me that i can't even describe !!! and I LOVEEEEE ABOUT YOU omg do u also like the 1975 ? im such a big fan of them !!!!!

alya im 29929219% sure if i searched up Nicest Sweetest Best Person in the World, ur name would pop up

ilysm, thank u always for motivating me :] <3

[breserker]

🌽 corn, 🥔 potato and 🍅 tomato for the OC asks!!! <3

🌽 [CORN] How good are they at hiding and finding their way?

Okay USUALLY? Hiding wise, very good! Under emotional duress less so! And sometimes Vel gets REALLY under emotional duress. He becomes less obvious as people are familiar with him, in particular Lieu knowing his usual dumbass humor tricks to hide his intentions. Finding his way? I've pitched this guy as 1 part Harry Dresden to 1 part MacGyver to 1 part Jessica Fletcher, he's nosy and good about figuring his way out of corners, often with weird means that warrant explanation but that explanation is not always...comprehensible.

🥔 [POTATO] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about?

For Vel, I answered Potato here! But hmmm let's see...I think some people would think he clings to the past too much, but in his mind he's just very mindful and respectful of it. Having a pseudo ofrenda up throughout most of the year might be pushing it, but while his losses made who he was at the same time having them in his peripherals is just kind of a fact for him and not exactly something he wants to discard or considers a flaw.

🍅 [TOMATO] How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL.

god i'm fucking. puckering my asshole for irl misunderstandings, but between him and other characters like Shoua i think Shoua's going to get the brunt of that. IN-UNIVERSE, it's...It's very complicated. Vel is a character that is constantly in the cusps of things but never a whole thing. Here's his profile: Mestizo/mixed (Mexican/Indigenous, born in the States), bisexual, holds both witch and Catholic beliefs, his fucking sun sign is a Sagittarius/Capricorn cusp. I would wager he's hard to pin down for a lot of people if they look at his statistics on paper, especially the belief aspect of it. Vel doesn't try to be difficult with this, however. I would say at most even those close to him can be reductive and usually refer to him as a witch rather than Catholic even though he hangs the rosary from the rearview and has Catholic jewelry he wears when he's particularly feeling that side of his belief that day.

((and if you want to know Vel's big 3, it's Sag/Capri cusp Sun, Pisces Moon, Aries Rising. it's super not important to the series actually but i feel like a god for figuring it out so there you go.))

((shoua's big three: taurus sun, cancer moon, scorpio rising))

[gardenerian]

hello! can i request 19 & 96 for the trope mashup☺️<3

ooh mills yes! florist AU + "take that” kiss/“shut up” kiss 🌸💋🌼 here’s what i am thinkin:

mickey works some soul sucking factory job - it's not what he wants to do, but he worked for his dad until he kicked the bucket last year and right now it's the best he's got

BUT what he wants to do is own a flower shop with mandy - they learned all about flowers from their mom and reading/thinking about flowers is all that kept him sane after she died

so now that his dad is out of the picture, he turned their run down backyard into a garden, and he's got a weekend stall at the farmer's market selling arrangements and pressed flowers with mandy

he's got a bit of a cult following - people come to the farmer's market to see this crass asshole and his bouquets 💐

so it's going well - mickey is learning a lot, they're making some money... until someone new takes over the stall next to his

some ginger giant is selling vegetables and little jars of sauces and suddenly everyone is flocking to this dude's stall to see the freckled fuck talk about tomatoes

mickey is pissed because not only is this guy taking attention from his flowers, his fucking sister is obsessed with him and she won't shut up about his smile or his pesto and mickey hates him

mickey tries to up both his flower game and his attitude game so people will start coming back to his booth - but that redheaded demon seems to take this as a direct challenge and also ups his golden retriever schtick

and now crowds of people are showing up every week to see the punk florist duke it out with this goofy motherfucker

that stupid asshole keeps looking over and winking at mickey and mickey wants to deck him but he also wants to kiss him a little???

one evening as he's packing up, that copperheaded nightmare wanders over to his stall and starts looking at his flowers like it's no big thing

mickey clears his throat like 🤨??? and ian looks up and him and grins - asks to buy a dozen roses for someone he likes 😉

and mickey's like fuck you, you don't get my flowers after this stupid shit you keep pulling

ian is dumbfounded and a little sad - he thought the whole thing was fun and it's not like they're selling the same fuckin plants???? mickey could just throttle him bc he has been irritated for the last few weeks and it's all this idiot's fault - ian's like.... irritated? you sure that's what it is?

and BAM! they're making out surrounded by flowers and mickey still hates him a little but ian can't stop smiling and maybe mickey wouldn't mind seeing this dude wink at him again

....and then mickey's like. wait. you were gonna buy me a dozen of my own roses???? and ian clearly had not thought that through but he thought it was smooth okay??

and they make out all the time for the rest of forever 😌 and eventually their stalls become one mega stall 😌 and maybe their own shop eventually?? ooohhhhh 👀🍅🌹