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So my Partner played OFF with me and it has been rotting my brain ever since.
I got to do a lot of the voices whilst they played and streamed it for me!
So yeah, very *very* new to the fandom & it's HCs/Jokes/habits
Hope y'all enjoy the silliness anyways!
(Sorry for misspelling Japhet)
#off the game#dedan#off game#off dedan#man I'll be so honest#I just began sketching and this is what came out so I hope it's enjoyable for the OGs to see a new dude give it a try#cos apparently this fandom is ANCIENT#good thing I enjoy archeology#/J ABT THAT BTW#japheth#off japhet
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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot
#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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mommy let you use her ipad, you were barely two
and it did all the things we designed it to do
now look at you, look at you!
(objectober 2024 day 10: internet)
#dandy's doodles#inanimate insanity#ii#ii steve cobs#ii mephone#ii spoilers#ii 16 spoilers#objectober#objectober 2024#okay i'll be honest. the final drawing barely fits the prompt#however! it was inspired by it#'internet' immediately made me think of 'welcome to the internet' by bo burnham#and my mind instantly jumped to 'and it did all the things we designed it to do'#and y'know... steve cobs designed mephone to be able to create things#and so in a way mephone is fulfilling his purpose by creating the contestants#he's fulfilling his purpose by doing what his dad did#and then that made me think of the garden of eden story#where god creates both adam and the tree of knowledge#he tells adam not to eat its fruit and yet adam inevitably does; thus adam gains free will#and one has to wonder if that was god's intention all along - for humans to have free will#whereby adam - through the apparent defiance of god - is able to become exactly what he was created for#and y'know... mephone making his show as a rebellion against cobs...#only for that very show to be a creation borne of his intended purpose#so yeah. my mind jumped from bo burnham to the biblical creation of man#anyway!! very very happy with how this turned out#my favorite part is the charger snakes. i'm so glad i came up with that idea#also cobs' arm! that turned out really well! i referenced my own hand for his!!#in any event... it turns out i really really like biblical imagery and symbolism huh#also yes i did stay up all night like a maniac drawing this. the idea came to me and i just had to see it through :D i'm glad i did
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[not ship/ not romantic]
nai who's full of love instead of hatred. Nai who's full of love instead of fear. nai who knows only to love, that all he knows is love. and he hates that it's the only thing he can do—loving. being alone. loving. never loved.
and he hates the things that made him love: his love for rem, his love for the plants, his love for his brother. all his life he'd loved and love and love, and he's tired of loving despite never knowing what love is.
#a bit ooc but i just thought since Vash can love so much wouldn't it be funny if the other twin also has the same capabilities to do so?#both have big hearts (nai can store more. probably. looks pointedly at his chest.)#i'll be honest i just want to draw him crying bcs we are robbed of crybaby nai from trimax (my heart says he's still a crybaby)#trigun#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#millions knives#or million knives? idk#man read a wholeass bible at the age of one but can't do basic grammar smh#myuminjiart#pls don't tag this as a ship tysm! 🙆
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"Chuuya. Come to your senses. Our fate will not end in a place like this. Because you and I are destined to—"
@/kedreeva// ernest hemingway - the old man and the sea// death cab for cutie - summer years// unknown// unknown// lidia yuknavitch - the chronology of water: a memoir// richard siken - saying your names// taylor swift - gorgeous// unknown// victor hugo - les miserables// jeanette winterson - lighthousekeeping// sylvia Plath - lady lazarus// margaret atwood - power politics// tory adkisson - Anecdote of the Pig//richard siken - planet of love, wishbone// ethel cain - hard times// margaret atwood - variations on the word love
#web weaving#quotes#skk#i'll be so honest this was so much work for someone who doesn't think dazai is dead but i also cannot resist angst this good#bungou stray dogs#dazai and the idea of destiny#hot take dazai is actually so full of love & hope & he just hides it & thats why its so easy for life to get to him#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#dazai x chuuya#richard siken#poems and quotes#also he was totally going to say die together i just know it hes infuriating#they're soulmates your honor#bsd 109#my first one of these ever#theres just something about dazai and chuuya being doomed by the narrative#this man thinks about his fate & how he wants to die but he's trying to live my god#all of these make sense in my head#the parallel of their meeting with this chapter also ???? hello?#bsd spoilers
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What a respectable sir! I wonder what he's up to in these wonderful warm days...
#this was supposed to be a little sketch based on that semi-new official art but it turned into a full blown lightning study#specially because it has been a while since I last drew Serizawa#I'll be very honest when I say this man makes me the closest thing I have to being straight. that's an ability he has I guess#anyways I HAD to draw him thicker because his anatomy in the reference was so sad why was he malnourished. atrophied. frail.#you can see I freestyled his shirt's 80s type stamp#mp100#mob psycho 100#mp100 fanart#serizawa katsuya#lalarts
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I did this
Because Sli deserves more love
And I'm trying to get used to the pain of coloring wings
Nothing else
*cough*titties*cough*
bonus gosling making a sand castle with his dad's sunglasses
Ron's big ass wings are good sunblockers
#I'll be honest I saw them tibbies and just stared at them for a while#I HAD to draw this#I needed to#for my mental health#look at his happy face#he's gonna be preening all day like a goddamn peacock#all puffed up and smug and ruffling his feathers because he does that when he's happy#and happy tail wagging#Mav teases him but everyone loves that hunk of a man being all cute and happy#tg#top gun#tgm#top gun maverick#top gun fanart#top gun 1986#ron slider kerner#wings au#HelloI'mHayden#Air Gays™#slider kerner#I'm so proud of this#like you have no fuckin clue of how crazy I get waiting for the paint to dry#but also I love him and it's worth it#mxhyde
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I'm probably nonbinary but I have college so idrc about that rn
#man but weird. guy but kind of off with it.#okay my real genuine thoughts are that I consider 'nonbinary' to be just as descriptive as 'trans'#so to me it probably describes my gender experience. but in the sense that if you asked me what I am I'd tell you I'm a man#but idk.... my own relationship with the term “man” feels distinct from others.... I think everyone has their own unique relationship with#gender obviously BUT. I do not think I have the same thing going on as cis men. nor would I ever want that#...kind of a gender + bisexuality situation where any attraction I feel is gay attraction. I'll be honest#in an ideal world I could transition from female to Creature actually <- HE'S SANE#lab notes
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Strange house - DGM doujin fangame guide book scans
so in January I found a physical copy of a 2010 d.gray-man doujin visual novel called Strange house by the doujin group MOONLIGHT CAFE. the game is a romance visual novel where you play as Lavi and can date Kanda while out on a mission with him to, you guessed it, a strange house.
the game is completely in Japanese and almost all mention of it online has gone away as it's a 14 year old game, so suffice to say finding anything about this game has been difficult. it won't be a complete mystery now though as I have the game and the guide book!
so... let's look inside this guide book!
before we crack it open, here's the scans of the DVD cover slip. the outside is similar to the guide book (see above) but the inside is an adorable collection of chibis.
now let's look at the guide book! all of these scans are at a high dpi so open them up in a new tab if you'd like to see them up close. also, most of this is in Japanese and I won't be able to translate a majority of it. if you'd like to translate it, please feel free to and add it to the post!
D.Gray-man LaviYu Only
Windows only sound novel type adventure game
(side note- visual novels are usually called adventure games in Japan. sound novel is another term for them that was more popular to use years ago)
The next two pages go over the system menus- the main menu, the CG gallery (where you can view cut scene artwork), in game menu, save & load, and the options menus.
Now that we've gone over the system, it's on to the character bios! Lavi is up first as he's the player character followed by Kanda and the finder Doma.
(somehow Kanda ends up in a bridal gown in this game)
(she has doll arms and legs? it says she's the other guy's sister)
(I have no clue what her name is suppose to be. Yuno Moreta? Yunoo Moreeta?? I'm guessing it's trying to be like Yu Kanda??? Allen's bio here mentions him being the 14th and that he doesn't appear much as he wasn't assigned to this mission)
(Lenalee's basically says that she's an exorcist and Komui's younger sister, but mentions that she might be seen on the mission in front of Lavi? the guy on the right was apparently meant to be something like a love rival in the MVP [think beta build] for the game)
after the character bios is the route guides!
while not every visual novel has choices or multiple endings, visual novels that do have multiple endings refer to them as "routes" or "scenarios", i.e. the series of choices you make to reach each ending. this game has 4 routes, each with a different artist.
scenario A is called Dolly and written by 響夜 and illustrated by Guriko.
scenario B is called Coming Home and written by 響夜 and illustrated by Seiko and others.
scenario C is.... something about a bracelet? it's written by 秋吉 and illustrated by Bonnu.
scenario D is called lonely travels / loneliness while traveling and is written by 木花 and illustrated by ネコ科ノコ.
to be honest this is a lot more than I was expecting! we're already at 7 team members and haven't touched the programming or music aspects. I also have no clue how long this game is - there's only a few choices listed here to get each route so each ending could be 5k words (short) or over 50k words (long).
now onto staff!
sadly, I won't be able to translate these as it's a majority kanji, but here they are.
and that's it! there's a lot of cute art here that I hope will be saved on the internet now that the sites for MOONLIGHT CAFE's games are mostly defunct.
personally as a visual novel developer I find it amazing that they were able to not only make such a good looking fan visual novel in 2010 with multiple endings but to get so many people on board and make it all work out. and then to make a physical release of it! (side note- I'm still unsure what engine this was made in! I'm thinking kirikiri but I'm not sure)
I have the game set up and am able to play it, so at some point I'll share some footage of it on this tag on my blog. I'm hesitant to put the exe online as this was a paid game at one point and the doujin circle seems to be disbanded, but I might if there's interest (is this considered a no-no for doujins? I'm unfamiliar on etiquette for doujins, so some advice on that would be appreciated if you have any)
#dgm#dgrayman#d gray man#lavi bookman#kanda yu#yu kanda#yuu kanda#laviyuu#lavi#kanda yuu#dgm fangames#dgm fangame#fangames#fangame#moonlight cafe#I'll be honest. I'm neutral to laviyuu but I find this project so cool that I'm dedicated to getting all the endings
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haha yikes wow i havent posted any art in a while. take these unfinished wips that i will not complete while i finish up moving
#oh wow i dont even want to maintag these bc they're just wips.... well i'll just throw in one for archiving purposes#milgram#anyway. if you dont know the first two characters (sorry idk how to draw anyone besides mikoto)#its inumaki and yuuta from jjk in custom uniforms i designed#genuinely super fun to design!!! never going to do that again.#MAN i have so much respect for ocgram(ers?) that shit is not easy#but i put a lot of thought into it. since yuutas like. special grade. danger guy gets many straps#inumaki uses curse speech... so more straps around the mouth#dont. look at my fuuta speak chart.#anyway last one is just a regular ver of the john from my last piece#+a mikoto verision#lxm fanart#done yappin. hopefully i can get an actual new piece out.... in august??#im going to be literally crying when i can pick up a drawing tablet again and realize i forgot how to draw at all#honest to god i think i forgot how to draw im serious
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Now that the Grand Fest has officially come to an end and the winners announced, I would like to give a few words.
To Team Past: Congratulations big time for your win! You put in the good fight and prevailed despite, quite frankly, overwhelming odds (and out of our two opponents, you were the ones I would've wanted to win, if it wasn't us)! Well well done! 👏👏👏
And to my fellow folks on Team Future: Well done! We faced the same overwhelming odds as Team Past, combined with Past's odds stacked against us, and although we came in a very, very dead last, by Joe we didn't go down without a fight, and the effort alone, the drive to never give up, deserves praise enough. That just makes us underdogs, just like the dear idols that represented us! And unlike the Past or the Present, there is no way of escaping the Future, it'll come whether you like it or not! Be it tomorrow, next week, or next year, we will, eventually, prevail! Because we're the Future, and the Future is the marching passage of Time! Well done, guys! Well done indeed! 👏👏👏
(have the Splatpost I made after the fest ended. it's the exact same one that I had for the fest, but I just added the underdog part)
#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatfest#grand fest splatoon#grand festival#squid sisters#callie splatoon#marie splatoon#off the hook#deep cut#shiver hohojiro#shiver splatoon#frye onaga#frye splatoon#big man#to team present: L lul gg ig#i'll be honest i'm not a fan of off the hook#like yay they're lesbians good for them live your truths queens but#they're so unbelievably rich that it negates any of the brownie points they would've gotten from me for being gay#eat the rich#meanwhile deep cut = best idols imo#they're common folk who steal to give to the poor#they're the people's idols#they're also better queer rep (they're not confirmed queer like pearl and marina but there's enough threads for me to weave a tale)#polycut#shiver is a she/they lesbian and big man is a he/him butch#frye is cis as hell but is an ultra simp for her genderqueer girlfriends#i love them#this turned into a deep cut appreciation post in the tags and i'm quite frankly not sorry#this lesbian stands with deep cut
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so do we think any of the souls trapped in mister ho's body ever judged him for shacking up with like 19 year old Trisha
#read trisha's wiki page and it says she had ed at 20 or 21......... mister ho i'd like a word please#🚨🚨🚨#also was PINAKO just watching this man she used to get FUCKED UP WITH like forty years ago impregnate her teenage neighbour#like “yeah this is fine. good for them!” HELLO????#i'd be side-eyeing this man so hard i'll be so honest with you
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Being ace but also being people-pleasing enough that I think I'm not ace cuz I like to make my partner happy...is a mind-fuck.
#ace#asexual#trans#lgbtqia#trans man#ace trans#ace pride#ace problems#sex doesnt disgust me per se#for the most part#but I want it to be done fast#like yeah yeah just get there already#so we can get to the cuddles and lovey dovey stuff#can I actually just have lovey cuddles without the sex?#like for reals#that'd be great#but I know that isn't how the vast majority of people are#finding another ace?#ridonkulous#finding another ace around my age who likes me and who I like back?#may as well start my search for unicorns cuz I'll find one of those before a relationship#and y'know what I'm cool with that#dream home is a house in the woods far away from people#so I can wander barefoot in the forest without people wondering what in god's name I'm doing walking barefoot with coffee in hand#and if I'm being honest probably also a book#walking while reading is underrated#I used to rollerblade up and down the street while reading#I will forever associate Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with rollerblading and the scent of the fields by my house#anyways yeah#im an urban hermit dreaming of being a forest hermit
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Resident evil village has emotionally ruined me I will exclusively be reblogging ethan winters fanart for the next week
#my head feels like its splitting in half because of how hard I cried#worst headache known to man#i'll have you know I cried and screamed so hard my mum yelled at me#to be honest though she was really mean about it#but I wont get into that here#PLAY RE VILLAGE NOW#ETHANNNNNNN#resident evil#resident evil village
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not even saying it's a good thing because i am so far beyond checked out at this point but i cannot fathom nailbiting over this election after more than a year of genocide, after every single 395 days of it. like i can but i can't. the truth is americans will sleep just as well tonight as we have every day since october 7th no matter who wins because that's the world we live in. we live in. while the money we generate from shitty 9 to 5s is taxed and sent to keep children and mothers and fathers and brothers and sisters up night after night after night with the sound of drones and gunfire and bombshells. this world is so far beyond americans' worst case scenario already and the solution to it is outside a ballot box on election day.
#j.txt#2024 elections#feeling nothing in this chilis tonight if i'm honest#again not even saying it's a good thing#this past year has broken something in my brain#i can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing when it manifests as this kind of apathy but it's not an all encompassed apathy#it's apathy for america's political landscape specifically spliced with. something else i probably couldn't begin to describe#like this is not a post about despair but about hope#it's a fragile one but it's permanent. i guess fragile is the wrong word then#it's a small hope but there is not a world in which it goes away anymore#however it's alienating me from like fellow leftists because their anxiety is not unfounded#like at all#like i'm literally trans lmao if trump wins my life Will get worse but#i just can't evoke like. literally an ounce of worry. it's just nothing in there right now#not bad not good it's just like. man i'm gonna eat my dinner and go to sleep and go to work in the morning about this <3#and i'll probably do it the day after too! because that's what i've done with a literal genocide beamed into my eyeballs for a year like#like!!!!!!!!!!#if i did that somehow somehow somehow Somehow. the somehow being literally because i'm a white american so i get to#doesn't matter if i didn't want to i got to and i did and. it's. no yeah it broke my brain probably forever#if i did that i won't lose a wink of sleep over american politlcs superbowl day. i won't and i couldn't even if i tried
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Just when you thought you were safe... Insanity Wolf Bass is back with more """practical life advice."""
#mega man#mega man bass#rockman forte#bass#meme#jixie remix#(saw the first one on a tee shirt and knew what must be done)#(threw in some oldies I never posted but lets be honest)#(I'll never be able to top the ''be the entire problem'' one)#(so I think insanity wolf bass is now officially retired)
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