#mammon is a super close second tho

[sonicfan3]

FINALLY, MY REMADE OBEY ME FILE GIVES ME A WIN

[sulumuns-dootah]

Taking the WHB demons (+ angels) to the Zoo

⟡ Masterlist ⟡ 

A/N: It's my b-day! And as a treat to myself I went to visit a local Zoo so ofc I'll write about how our demons (+ angels) would behave if they got to go too! ^^

Characters: All of the demons + the Seraphs

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With Satan in your group, you don't have to worry about being suffocated in a crowd of people. In a true Satan fashion, they all get a healthy dose of his boots to their behinds if they get even remotely close. And no, children are not safe from him.

Sitri is the snacks and drinks provider. No need to buy overpriced slushies and ice-cream when as soon as you get a craving, something sweet is being handed to you.

As unathletic as Leraye is, you'll see him speedwalking from an enclosure to enclosure. Oh, but if the Zoo has a tropical house with storm sounds for the immersive ambiance? Good luck getting him out of there.

Paimon takes photos of everything and anything. Every few enclosures has to take a break to pick out the best photos and delete the rest to clear out space for more.

Interestingly, Belial - or moreso Jjyu is really quiet. Maybe because someone told him that if he doesn't learn his manners, he might end up as food for one of the animals. This also might be the first time Belial has had such peace and quiet since he first got Jjyu.

Please, tell Astaroth to keep his snake at home in advance. The last thing anyone wants is to argue with the staff that it's really his snake and that he didn't steal it.

You barely notice Zagan even being there. Well, if he didn't leave his talismans everywhere, that is. Despite being practically expresionless, you can see him softly smile while watching animals do something cute.

Ppyong acts like a toddler. In the beginning he'll fly around all excited, happily exclaiming at the actions of the animals. Then he gets all tired and whiny, so Zagan someone has to carry him around. Once he's all rested up, it's back to square one

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"Oh, that's you favorite animal? M'kay, gimme a second to look up how much it costs." - Mammon

"Look at them, all they do is lay around and do nothing and we still have to pay to see them!" - Bimet

Eligos nearly buy out the plushies in the souvenir shop. Can't balme him, tho, they're usually super cute (and expensive x.x).

Do you feel guilty for dragging everyone around just to see your favorite animals? Valerfor is more than happy to be dragged around! Just give him enough time to read the info plaque so the two of you can have an interesting convo later.

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Oh boy is it hard to get Leviathan to come with you. And honestly, I wouldn't recommend at all. The people make him anxious and the fact that the animals get all of your attention instead of him? How he wishes he could hang them all.

Foras is probably the best Hades noble to visit with. He's eager to see all the animals the place has to offer. Also doesn't mind being dragged around.

Scheduling tip: make sure the day is overcast. If it's rainy, Barbatos will refuse to go anywhere. If it's sunny, there's no way you can keep his clothes on and with all the kids around... yikes.

Glasyalabolas will hang around the predators and vultures. If he's not there, he's probably about, scaring unattended children.

A Zoo is an amazing place to release Orias back into the wilderness. Just let him loose to disappear amongst all the other children at the playground. There's a chance that some unfortunate parent will mistake him for their own kid and take him home.

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Beelzebub is excited to try out all the food at the food court/restaurant within the Zoo. If there's a queue, he'll just walk up to the front. In such case is handy to have Satan with you to kick everyone out of the way.

Our poor Bael tries to coordinate the whole trip with you. The whole time he's holding an itinerary with time spans that you can spend on certain sections so you can catch as much commented feedings as possible.

Stolas has you to stop at every stall with snacks. So what, Sitri has a whole bag of them? Those he can have anytime, but these are only available at the Zoo (they're not)

The only one who's allowed to tour the Zoo on his own, separate from the group is Naberius, because nobody's willing to stop at every enclosure so he can read the plaques and commit them to memory. The only ones he avoids are canines bc they count as his family or smth and he hates to see them caged.

Oh lord the amount of times you've accidentally left Amon behind because he fell asleep while sitting somewhere in shade on a bench. Only once Beel returns from his food tasting will Amon stick with the group, so he can spend time by his side.

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Similar to Glasyalabolas, Ronove likes to hang around vultures and animals known to scare people. If there's a night exhibition, he'd also enjoy that. Partially because when people get startled when they enter a room and see him just silently standing there.

Phenix is kinda a hard one. Obviously, in their state it's difficult to go out anywhere in the human world. They agree, so they're content wiht just seeing Paimon's photos.

Another demon, who better be left at home is Dantalian. Sure, he can pass as a human, but you'd have to have him on a leash or keep an eye on him constantly. The moment he's out of your sight, he'll just try to get into an enclosure of some dangerous animal.

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Taking out Belphegor could be actually funny. Get him a wheelchair and take turns witht he rest of your group pushing him around. Just make sure to not leave him anywhere, just like Amon.

Beleth loves the house of felines. He's the exact opposite of Naberius. He's aware how endangered some large cat breeds are and he's happy to see some of his nearly extinct relatives safely protected.

Our floor gremlin Gusion has the answer to every question you might have about an animal. How? He's literally looking at the plaque rn. (*tired side-eye*)

A trip? Bathin very much cuncurs. Actually, why even go to a local Zoo when you can go to the one at the other side of the country? But don't get surprised if he gets a bit too excited iykwim.

Andrealphus spends most of the time in an area dedicated to bees and showcasing beekeeping. (my zoo has it and it's super adorable) Most of the animal enclosures have a stench to them and the pollinating flowers are so soothing to him. Also there's something about the constant buzzing that helps calm his mind.

As long as Belphegor doesn't go, Agares is happy to join you. He's taken over his country and now he would like to take over your attention? Not happening. It's either him or Belphie.

And as a loyal servant, Vassago refuses to go anywhere if his king is not going either. If you end up going with these two, however, I would avoid commented feeding since they could technicaly count as a speech.

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Being there since the begining, Lucifer's seen all the animals on earth as they were made by God, so he doesn't really see a reason to go to a Zoo, but eventually agrees to go when the others keep talking about it.

Morax is the best demon to take with you. All animals tend to naturally flock to him and so whenever you approach an enclosure, the animal will walk as close to him as it can, giving you the best view and if it's safe to, you can even pet it.

Big cat lover no.2 AKA Marbas! Will wait unti it's the cats' feeding time and then just watch as they tear their meal apart (it's usually a whole dead rabbit from what I've seen).

Buer would much more preffer a quiet getaway to maybe do some yoga or meditation, but nobody really asks him. As long as it makes you happy, he's happy to tag along. You'll probably find him later on with Adrealphus in the bee field.

Ooh, Gamigin loves snakes! They remind him of dragons (notice how he doesn't think they're related). "Wow, look at that one! I was that size when I was about 1000 years old!"

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Gabriel will most definitely decline your invitation to come along from the get go, so here's what you do: instead of a trip to a Zoo, you tell him that you're going a place where humans celebrate all the different types of God's creations. If he actually endures the whole schebang is a whole different question, though.

Been there, seen the animals before. Michael isn't interested in going anywhere where humans congregate. Though, it would make wiping them out easier.

Raphael is actually happy to go along with you. The whole experience is like reading a book witht he author's commentary. "Oh, that one was my idea. Can you tell?", "Yeah, I was telling Michael that it was a bad idea, but he wouldn't listen.", "Ahah, that one is scary to you? Gabriel made that one!"

[satansaidnottoday]

When they are sick: human Au.

Info: Human AU, GN!Mc.

Summary: how do they deal with being sick and how can you help them.

Warnings: just general talk of sickness.

Lucifer

He ignores all of the symptoms and signals that he's going to be sick.

Even if you try to tell him to take care, he will tell you it's just a sore throat.

He's sneezing all over his paperwork and can barely breathe.

He won't take a single day off. He'd just chug some pills and act like his fine.

In the end, you have to force him to bed when the fever takes over and he's writing down nonsense. You let Diavolo know he won't be working the rest of the week.

Protests and whines about it, but it's too weak to do anything about it. Internally he's actually glad someone cares for him, but it's too prideful to admit it.

He will sleep most of the day, trying to pass the sickness as fast as possible. Bring him tea, and some medicine, and put on his favorite classic vinyls. It will help immensely.

When he is better he thanks you genuinely. Being the oldest brother, he never got to rest and get taken care of. He's very appreciative.

Mammon

The moment he feels the smallest indication of sickness he starts to whine about it.

He just wants attention. Your attention specifically.

If you give in and console him he will latch on to you and act way worse than he actually is.

If you don't he will whine even more about you not caring about him.

"Mc! You're do cruel, I could die you know…"

Over dramatic when the cold actually hits him.

He's in bed with the lowest fever ever, crying because he's going to die.

Encourage him by saying he's way stronger than any sickness and he'll instantly stop.

You're right! The great Mammon can't lose against a common cold.

Won't let you leave his side. Gets really needy and asks you the most random questions to keep you talking to him.

"Okay but what's your second to last favorite animal?"

Will get better pretty fast, his immune system is amazing. He will pretend to still be a little sick to get pampered tho.

He will buy you presents as a thank you for taking care of him.

Leviathan

He ignores the symptoms at first. It's not like he leads a super-active lifestyle anyway. Playing video games all day can't make your cold worse.

His immune system is shit due to how little he goes outside, so when it hits, it hits really hard.

He says he's okay and can take care of himself. It's a lie, he not only wants you to take care of him, he desperately needs it.

He gets high fevers and skull-hammering headaches. Every time he sneezes he feels like his brain is rearranged. He can't even sleep because of the pain.

He clings to you and whines about the pain.

"Why meee?"

You make him his favorite chicken ramen because that's all he wants to eat.

Since he can't look at screens, you read him novels to keep him entertained.

When he gets better you stay over for a marathon of every new anime episode he missed.

Satan

He starts preparing when he feels the symptoms coming.

He tries a few home remedies he read about, but they rarely work.

When he is actually sick, he will arrange time off work. He has his doctor on the line and already made a run to the pharmacy to get real medicine.

Takes a lot of short naps.

His symptoms are strong, but he knows how to manage them.

Reads most of the day. Only allows the cats into his bed. Sadly, that doesn't include you.

He won't let you come close, he will even try to convince you to not visit at all. Of course, you still show up to make him vegetable soup and refill his honey tea.

When his eyes sting too much to read, you sit at a cautious distance and narrate to him whatever book he wants.

Gets better pretty fast.

He surprises you with homemade dinner as a thank you.

Asmodeus

He panics when he realizes he is going to be sick. Tries to deny it until it's too late.

He hates being sick, more than anyone else. He hates the puffy eyes, the swollen nose, the chapped and broken lips.

The only saving grace is you. He loves the extra attention (like he doesn't get enough already).

He actually has a pretty good immune system and has barely any symptoms.

Doesn't exaggerate his symptoms like Mammon, he just straight up tells you to pamper him.

And how could you say no to that face?

You spend the week holed up in his room because he doesn't want to be seen by anyone but you. Every time he needs you to run an errand for him, he frames it as a mission.

Your most frequent mission is getting more chocolate.

Skincare, skincare, and more skincare. You use around 20 different masks a day.

When he is feeling better he wants to go out and have a proper date.

Now you gotta pamper him because he was sick before! He couldn't fully enjoy his time with you.

Beelzebub

Has an immune system made of steel.

Rarely gets sick, and when he does he just goes on with his normal life. At most, he gets a low fever and has to test for a day.

You can convince him to take a little rest by offering to cook for him. Anything will do, even just instant soup. He just loves the thought of you cooking for him.

He will try to help, do not let him. One thing he does get when sick is dizzy. You don't want him near anything hot.

He is completely fine by the next day. I wish we could say the same about you.

He infected you. Now you're in bed with a high fever and can barely move.

Don't worry tho! He will make you the best chicken soup you've ever tried.

Belphegor

You would think he is another drama queen, but honestly, he doesn't have the energy for that.

He already expects you to spoil him at all times, sick or not.

He gets sick too often to make an event out of it. The winter, the change of seasons, and humidity variations; everything gets him mildly sick.

Of course, that's just a great excuse to take extra naps.

Doesn't care at all about infecting you, he will demand you cuddle him the whole time.

You're the greatest body pillow ever, so of course he needs you to feel better.

A lot sweeter than usual. He will drop the snark and be pure fluff.

Force him to eat some vegetables, he will never get better if he keeps sustaining himself on snacks and candy.

If you're strong enough, you will have to carry him everywhere. His bones hurt too much to walk.

If you're not strong enough, you will build muscle dating him.

Not much will change when he gets better, he'll just have more energy to tease you.

A little bonus Lucifer scene. Because I'm shameless about my favoritism.

"Luci, I think you have to go to bed," you said as you raked your hand up Lucifer's hair. He looked at you from his desk, his eyelids dark and red.

He tried to speak, but his throat hurt and he gave up. He let himself rest against your touch. He slowly shook his head.

"You have a fever, angel," you leaned down to whisper, caressing Lucifer's face and feeling it burn under your hands. "What you're writing makes no sense."

You tried to explain, but Lucifer wasn't hearing anymore. He hugged your lower body and let his head rest against it, looking for comfort. You gave him your arms and helped him stand up, guiding him all the way to his room.

Thanks for reading!

[reverie-starlight]

HAI REV!! here with some questions 4 u...

when's the last time u jumped. LOLLLL no but actually

for comfort characters,, who would u imagine cheering u on if u were scared to do something, and who do u imagine/think of the most on a day-to-day basis :0

aND!! if u were brought to the devildom for a month, what or who would u miss the most while u were gone :3

#ask.revival 2024

AHHH I love these sm!!

okok I'm sitting in a coffee shop rn so if I wasn't I would jump rn and say 2 seconds ago. but alas. real answer. maybe a few weeks ago bc I know I asked myself this exact question and needed to remember what it was like.

genuinely what does it say abt me that all of my comfort characters would be the type to cheer me on. what does it say abt my mental state. hmmm maybe kuroo would be most likely, though. he's my go to for when I'm having a rough mental health day for some reason. he is so bf. as for who I imagine most day-to-day... that's 100% atsumu. I think he'd be so much fun to do life with idk idk IDK!!! close second is kuroo tho bc I thought abt that man basically every day from 2020-2021. before atsumu took over.

OOOH I THINK ABT THIS ALL THE TIME. 1 month isn't enough I need to be there half of the year like persephone in the greek myth. actually mentioned super briefly in my mammon fic from a couple days ago that I'd miss the sun the most!! (the devildom doesn't have sunlight.) it genuinely takes up so much of my thoughts. I hate the sun bc it's hot and annoying but at the same time,,,, idk how we live down there without it. I have depression, it gets much worse in the winter months, so I always imagine that the core cast would perceive me so differently down there vs when I have sunlight + all that stored up energy ready to come out when they're visiting the human world. and they'd get me a little fake sun thing like we do for plants bc they worry after that LMAO it's so silly i love obey me. as for people.... my friends and family ofc but mostly my DOG. she's people. she's a husky, she's a human in a dog's body basically. I'd miss zelda the most :3 (that's her name lmao)

I'm coming for ur ask box next. you've been warned. >:)

[certified-sloth]

Hey!! I was wondering if u could do headcanons with all the boys (especially Lucifer and Diovolo🥰) with an S/O who’s parents got divorced when they were super hound but still get saddened by it? Their S/O sometimes thinks that it’s because of them too.

U don’t have to do this if it makes u uncomfortable tho! Have a great day/night (love your work btw)!😊😊😊

Why did it take so long for me to finally finish this TT

Thank you! Have a great day/night for you, too ^^

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Lucifer

To say the least, he definitely knew about your parents divorced through your paper when they were picking out an exchange student

He tries to avoid talking about your parents. He really does, but he can't help but falter whenever you have that sad look

For example— you walk into his office while he was working away the neverending pile of paperwork

And you just smile at him and accompany him in silence

Lucifer would look up from his work every now and then to see you spacing out

"You really do look like you have something to tell me." Is what he points out to snap you back to reality

"...please don't be mad."

"Why would I be?"

"I just... wonder, you know- you and your brothers had God as your dad, right? Did you ever have a mother?"

Well, he doesn't really know about that. He simply existed to play his part as an angel back then

"What is this about?"

When you refuse to answer, is when he stops his work completely, puts his pen down, and sits beside you

It was his way of telling you that you had his full attention

"Did you remember your parents?"

It was a wild guess, but Lucifer is very observant

The eldest had a habit of noticing even the smallest things that it's very easy to read people like a book

Upon the mention of your parents, you simply lay your head on his shoulder, smiling almost bitterly

"I can't really forget, no, I'm just... sometimes, I wonder if it was my fault that they divorced."

"No, whatever happened, it was never your fault. You were a child, you knew no better."

The mighty avatar of pride held you close

Instead of letting it get to your head, he answered your former question

It ended up with him telling you stories of back in the celestial realm

He admitted that even without a proper, physical parent like humans do, it was a little lonely

The avatar of pride admits things he never normally does, and all of that was just to help you feel better

If it helps, he'll take you out somewhere nice or anywhere you want

He'll be willing to play both roles of a parental figure if it makes you feel any better

Mammon

He's just... There

I like to think he gives great hugs

So whenever you have a flashback about your parents and you blank out while he tells you details of his schemes, he just stops talking and pulls you into a hug

He didn't really know what got you spacing out this time, but it wasn't the first

But he does know how to comfort you

No matter how scummy his brothers call him, he's the next person to look for comfort from aside from Beel

"you scared me for a second there, spacin' out like that..."

He tries to keep up his act of being reluctant, but he really was worried for you

"Do you... Ever feel like it's your fault that people drift away from each other?"

He'd flinch at that

He'd sputter in slight panic, but when you hold onto him closer—when you hold him so desperately...

He just... Freezes, and all train of thought is out of the window

"I feel like... I feel like I was responsible for what happened to my parents—"

"stop that."

He won't let you finish, he'd stop you

He doesn't mean for you to misunderstand, he just hates it that you're guilty for something you couldn't control

"I don't get it with you humans, if it don't work then, there's no point! But don't put yer kid in a position where they gotta be the one guilty?"

Is what he rants, but in the end he just scoops you up in his arms

He has like... A few grimm to spare from his modeling gig

...do you want anything? He'll buy it for you

Leviathan

To Levi, he only knows a decent amount of why divorce happens through anime

He was an angel once, he wasn't created the way humans do

So, for him... he didn't really know how to console you

Especially now that you and him are practically a thing, he'd feel how envious you were whenever you see a family so happy...

Unlike your family, who was broken for a long time

Sometimes, he thought that the reason you desperately tried to fix his relationship with his brothers

Was because you couldn't fix your own

He'd notice how sad you look whenever you have an anime marathon with him about family

And whenever it happens, he'll silently scoot closer and hesitantly hold you

He's clumsy with affection and comfort

He doesn't know what to do but follow how fictional people do it

He can't even say any generic words that he listened to before

It makes him sound so fake when that's the last thing he'd want to do to you at a time like this

He ends up listening to you and nervously rubs your arm with his thumb lightly in comfort

And if you don't want to talk about it—

Both of you just stay there in silence

Just holding each other like it was the end of the world or something

"Not the day?"

Is what he asks, and if you nod in confirmation

He'll push through and hold you tighter in an attempt of security

It was a reminder that he was going to be there for you for a long time

"Ok... let's stop watching for today."

Satan

Of course, divorced parents come with trauma and other issues /lh

So, he practically notices these little quirks of yours

He already took notice of them the first time you came to the Devildom

It made him curious, but he didn’t pry, and frankly, he didn't really care that much at first

But as time grew by, he just happens to take more care with you and topics about family

He's careful of the topics you two talk about, but not too careful to the point that it'll make you misunderstand his intentions in a bad way

He just didn't want to make it uncomfortable for you.

If given the chance, he'd likely take you to places where you could heal your inner child when you didn't have the time due to how your parents divorcing had occupied your mind for all those years

If you're comfortable enough, he'll read out wholesome family stories for you until you fall asleep

And if it ever crosses your mind that you and him would end up separated like your parents did...

He won't promise you emptily, no

He'll take you in his arms, telling you that it'll work out somehow

He won't promise with words, he'll live up to you each day to make sure the worst never comes

Because truth be told, he's just as afraid of separation as you are.

Asmodeus

Asmo never had to worry in all honesty

But sometimes, he'd see you in places that Belphie usually frequents

Either the attic, or the planetarium...

You mostly slip away from crowded areas, moving to places that give you a slither of comforting silence.

"Darling? Why are you out in the cold?"

Is what he'd ask you, approaching you and carefully putting his scarf around you as you looked up at the stars from the Planetarium

"Have you ever had that one place you run to whenever you feel the need to run away?"

When you don't receive on answer from him, you look away from the stars and hug your knees closer to your chest

"My parents aren't together anymore, but I think they gave me this awful habit of slipping away whenever things got overwhelming."

"But there isn't anything wrong with that?"

He doesn't understand why there should be anything wrong with avoiding overwhelming situations, he thinks it's a way of self-care

"I mean the overwhelmingly loud arguments... Back when I was younger, I'd slip away when things progressively get worse."

It was like a coping mechanism, when the brothers argue, it reminds you of the old times you had to slip away to protect yourself

Even if it wasn't directly about you

"Oh honey..."

Asmo would wrap his arms around you and you stay like that as he keeps you company

Or if you're not fond of skinship, he'd sit beside you, also hugging his knees against his chest as he watches the stars with you

Both of you silently sat there most of the time but he makes sure you're alright, telling you things that he know would brighten up the mood

Beelzebub

He doesn't know

He probably finds out later when you're comfortable enough to tell him though

It happens on your late-night kitchen journeys

He'll stop eating for a moment, a bit upset that he can't hold you immediately with how greasy his hands were from the food

I like to think he's conscious of touching you while he's eating, so he takes a moment to wipe his hands with a clean napkin

He picks you up, and sits you on the kitchen counter

"It must've been hard for you."

You were practically trying to smile at him, a helpless way to assure him.

"It was a cold home. My parents were barely present emotionally. They were there for me physically, but it felt like they weren't my parents with how they talked each other down whenever it was their turn to take care of me."

He doesn't know how to comfort with words, he knows he won't be much of help on that regard

So he leaves you sitting on the counter, shuffling across the kitchen to make do with what's left to make you a simple samdwich

And if he were drooling at the sight, he'd wipe it away and brush it off

It was for you, so when he finishes, he'll give it to you, hopeful that maybe it would make you feel better.

Belphegor

You know how he's this spoiled brat who always does what he wants?

Well, that's exactly the case as to how he finds out about your parents

He just joins you in bed that one time, eventually invading your dream

Of course, he was expecting you to be somewhat conscious in your dream so that both of you could spend time together compared to real life

But what he didn't expect was to see you in such a young state, trying to understand the situation of your parents arguing

He saw you just standing there, helplessly trying to call out to your parents who were busy fighting over who takes custody over you after the divorce

Quietly, he moves closer behind you, covering up your eyes with the palm of his hand as he manipulates your dream into something happier

Something... that you knew would never happen again

He turned the dream into the happiest moment you could've been with your parents

It was when you cried again that he started to panic and approached you with a troubled look

He liked taking care of you in your dreams, he was the closest to humans before, and he still couldn't grasp how complex human emotions were

"Was this too much...? Should I have changed it into something else?" He asks you worriedly

The illusion of your parents disappeared from the bed of flowers you stood on

All that's left of the huge space, was you and Belphie.

Wordlessly, you came up to hug him instead of asking him to console you with meaningless words

Both of you know that Belphie can't do that, even if he tries, he's bad at it

So both of you resorted into silence as your best way of comfort.

Belphie hugs you, and let's you have his way with him, patient, and always willing to wait until you're ready

Bonus!

Diavolo

Yours and his situation wasn't far off

Although it was like yours, he was still raised with emotional neglect

The demon prince wasn't attached to his father per se. He was confused with the king's intentions of his future.

The moment they chose you as the exchange student, he knew that both of you felt this connection like a flick of the switch

He grew up lonely, and if you had your parents present without an ounce of emotional comfort

Both of you would ride the same boat

In rare moments of exclusion, the both of you just sit together, childishly trying to create a fantasy where both of you had parents that actually catered to your needs

"It must've been hard."

"Me? No, no— I had Barbatos with me. But what about you? Did you have anyone?"

"I'd like to think that I did."

In moments of vulnerability, the both of you filled the room with "what-ifs" for your childhood.

"I think I'd handle my emotions better if I were taught well."

In moments so rare, both of you would ask each other questions of worth

"Do you think I'd be a fit ruler to substitute my father if I had molded myself exactly the way he wanted?"

"...no. You're doing great even without it."

And in moments so quiet, you'd end up asking...

"I still wonder if it was my fault."

"I don't think it was."

In such precious moments, both of you revel in each other’s comfort

Practically assuring the other, getting a laugh or two

And sometimes, bitterly ask for things you know you couldn't have

It was a moment where both of you had to accept that it was reality, and you can't change that reality without the consequence of guilt and sorrow in the end.

[blues824]

I just had the silliest idea ever.

Imagine if all seven brothers have a female s/o who is like DC's Zatanna. Seemingly a normal human magician, she is capable of casting some powerful magic by saying her spells backwards, though she doesn't really need to.

Thank you!

Zatanna is one of my favorites! I’ve done so much research and have all the comics where she makes an appearance (i.e. Hawkman #4, where she makes her first appearance)

This is gonna be shorter than usual because it’s kind of a lot of characters.

Lucifer

This definitely wasn’t in your student bio… however he is glad that you can protect yourself if need be. He’s deeply interested in what exactly you are and what you can do, as well as how powerful you are.

You and Solomon seem to get along super well, which makes him a tad jealous. You open up to the other magician rather easily compared to him. However, he understands because you’ve been possessed by a demon and that can affect your trust.

When you do open up, you tell him that back in the Human Realm you had a mansion filled with magic books and powerful relics and artifacts. With access to the mansion, you can do just about anything you want to, but you tell him that you would never use your powers for evil.

One time, you got into a bit of trouble with a lower-ranking demon. Lucifer was about to step in and help until he heard you whispering something. After a few seconds of listening, he realized it was a spell, but it was backwards? By your mnemonic incantation, you easily overpowered the demon and walked away.

Diavolo held a party one day and asked you if you are willing to volunteer your services as a stage magician and that you would be paid appropriately should you accept. You said yes, and Lucifer witnessed your more playful charms and ‘magic’ tricks. 

Mammon

Lucifer never told him about your magical affinity, so he was taken by surprise. However, he totally already knew and definitely wasn’t shocked when he found out. Notice the sarcasm. His ego is a little hurt knowing that you are definitely stronger than him.

He gets very jealous that you are closer to Solomon than to him. When said magician tells him that it’s because you’ve been possessed by a demon and used to hurt your friends, he becomes more understanding.

When you tell him all about yourself, you tell him that you had a library filled with books containing magic and powerful spells, as well as relics and artifacts. Before he could snatch them up and sell them, you told him that your mansion was in a different dimension only you and Solomon had access to.

When one of the witches came for Mammon, said demon was scared and cowered behind you like a scared puppy. You started whispering something and when he could make out what it was, you already overpowered the witch. However, the witch was very interested in your abilities and you agreed to teach her a few tricks in exchange for her to let Mammon’s debt go.

In the Devildom, you picked up a gig with a nearby circus as a stage magician, and Mammon was in the front row watching your tricks. His favorite tricks would have to be the card tricks you have where you shuffle the deck in a certain way and you pick the correct one.

Leviathan

You remind him of one of his favorite superheroes, the Mistress of Magic! Nah but seriously, he is taken aback by your magical affinity and how well you harness your powers. He doesn’t care if you’re stronger than him, he finds it cool!

Mans is obviously envious of Solomon and how he seemed to gain a close bond to you rather quickly. He told the Avatar of Envy that it was because you were possessed by a demon and used to try and kill your close friends. He was still a bit sulky, tho.

When you do open up to him, you tell him all about what you’re capable of. You tell him that you had a mansion filled with magical books and artifacts, but it was concealed in a dimension only you (and possibly Solomon) could access. Mans turned into the star-eyed emoji.

While at the ocean, Lotan decided to swim up and meet you. You whispered a spell so that you could breathe underwater, and Levi noticed that you said it backwards. You told him that saying it backwards is what makes any spell stronger and longer lasting. Then you hugged Lotan because why not?

When Comic-con came around to the Devildom, you agreed to cosplay a magical character from a popular video game. Leviathan was then super excited about seeing you in cosplay as well as seeing you during your panel.

Satan

You kind of remind him of one of the characters in one of his many novels. You fascinate him, to say the least. He sees how well you are able to control your powers and applauds you for your abilities. He is very impressed.

He’s not jealous about your close connection to Solomon, but would like to get to know you more. He and the wizard are close as well, so he finds himself going to Purgatory Hall to help Solomon (and you) with spells and potions.

During one of these visits, you open up to him. You tell him that one day you want to take him and Solomon to your mansion so that they could see all of your magical objects. You also told him about that time you were possessed by a demon and that was why you were a bit wary of him at first.

He knows that saying a spell backwards could make it more powerful, but he’s still surprised when he finds out that you can do it. Hell, he even asks you to teach him in case something happens at the House of Lamentation (maybe he can cast a spell on the fridge so it never runs out of food).

One day, Satan heard a bunch of laughter coming from the living room. He went over to the couch and saw Asmo and Mammon sitting together while watching you perform some basic magic tricks. It was one of the few times where the two got along, so he took a picture of that scene and used it as black mail (he caught Mammon and Asmo mid-laugh).

Asmodeus

He’s one of the ones who’s also very shocked. Like, his significant other is literally so magical? How did he get so blessed? He hangs around a lot of magical beings and demons, so while the magic itself doesn’t surprise him, it’s how well you control it and utilize it.

He’s also close to Solomon via the pact the two have, but he’s sad that you are very reluctant to talk to him and open up to him. He gets that it might be because you both are human and have very powerful magical powers, but he wants to hang out with you too :(

He will continue to playfully flirt with you and tease you, but during a spa day that he hosted, you told him why you were wary of him at first. You told him that a while ago you were possessed by a demon and your magic was used for evil, and you didn’t want that to happen again.

Since he hangs out with a few witches, he knows that saying a spell backwards makes it all the more powerful, but that it’s very hard to do. So, imagine his surprise when he finds out that you can do it relatively easily. He will ask you to try and help him learn at least one spell backwards.

We all know that Asmo loves pretty and beautiful things. Magic can be both beautiful and hideous, but he finds yours to be the most beautiful he’s seen. You like to do small parlor tricks to entertain different people, and he loves it when you choose him as your volunteer. He definitely makes you both outfits just so you could perform.

Beelzebub

He found out you had magic when he accidentally emptied the fridge and when he reopened the door it was full of food again. When he asked around, you told him that you didn’t want him to get in trouble, plus it saves a lot of money.

He’s not upset that you are closer to Solomon. He’s happy that you are making friends with the exchange students! However, he does get kind of sad whenever you shy away from him or his brothers.

 While making dinner one day, you tell him that it was because you’ve been possessed before and didn’t have any desire to go through something like that again. He’s even more sad that you had to go through such a traumatic event.

He doesn’t know much about spells, but he’s glad that you put one on the fridge (the rest of the HoL is glad too). You tell him that whenever a spell is casted backwards, it means that that person is very strong and dangerous. You also tell him that you use your magic for good, though.

He enjoys seeing you do magic tricks while he brings snacks. The brothers and you all go to the living room to watch you perform. Think of it as brotherly bonding time. Everyone is surprised to learn that you didn’t use any actual magic, but mainly just skills.

Belphegor

He doesn’t have the ability to truly be shocked. He may fake a surprised look on his face, but I call bs. He does like how you can use small bits of magic to make little patterns in the air or narrate a story while having a visual. It makes him fall asleep faster.

He’s jelly that you are closer to Solomon than to him. Like, how rude. He lets you cuddle him while napping and you repay him like this? However, he does realize that it might be because you both are humans with magic

You later corrected him and said that 1) you’ve been possessed before and it wasn’t your kind of rodeo and 2) he killed you >:(  He’s standing there like that Pikachu meme :O and you have that death glare.

Speaking of the time he killed you, you tried to overpower him by using your skills with Mnemonic Incantation, but he grabbed you by the throat so you couldn’t speak. Then we all know what happened next.

He understands that you might never forgive him, but he will keep trying to redeem himself day after day. And job or gig you pick up, he will be there for you in support. He will continue cuddling you while sleeping. He will do anything.

[cleumz-moved]

Your rules won't work (I'm on modile) so I'm hoping I'm not breaking any!!! Could you do a GN!MC that is casually with affection with the obey me characters?? You can do all of them or a handful!! (As long as Mammon is there I'm all good) thank you!!!

okok, this is rlly old so the rules do work now and im super srry i didnt get 2 this sooner lolol

———

ok, here we go!

characters included? mammon, satan, leviathan

warnings? none, but correct me if im wrong! (i didnt proofread it tho lolol)

mammon!

he is the most tsundere lil shit ur ever gonna meet.

actually, scratch that, hes the most tsundere lil shit 2 have ever existed.

like u give him ONE compliment, and hes either a blushing mess, denying it, or hes saying things like 'well, of course! i am the great mammon after all!'

and if u so much as brush his shoulder or hold eye contact for a lil 2 long he will think abt it all day and blush anytime anyone brings up the dreamy look on his face

dont even get me started on kissing his cheek. i think u broke him <3

good luck <3

satan!

holy crap. this man may not be a tsundere, but hes just as bad, if not worse. actually, he is worse.

he pretends he doesnt care, that it doesnt bother him, that his mind isnt constantly on you, on your smile, you warmth, the cute lil thing u do w/ ur laugh

he definitely hasnt had to re-read his page abt 5 times now bc he cant keep his mind off u...

please give him a kiss, actually dont, wait no, please do.

really, he cant focus anymore.

leviathan!

y'know when i said mammon was the worlds biggest tsundere? yeah levi's a close second.

except he wont notice it

he wont notice how closer u are with ur arm slung around his shoulder, watching him play his game, with his tail wrapped around you, just chillin

then it hits him. he gasps rlly loud and drops his controller (pausing the game first, he may be a yucky otaku, but hes not uncivilized)

when u ask whats wrong, he just shake shis head, blushing like a crazy person and when u shrug it off, he just stutters, and waves it off, returning to his game

later he sits away lying in his tub, thinkin abt ya.

——— finish.

[asingleheart-shapedbraincell]

Obey Me! Brothers react to MC wearing their cologne

Gender Neutral MC

k, so the basic premise is that Asmo borrowed your perfume, forgot to give it back and you’re running late so you just go to the brothers bathroom (I seem to remember cannonically everyone but MC and Lucifer have a shared bathroom, but I also know that Asmo has his own???? idk) anyway, you just grab the nearest one and give urself a spritz before booking it to whatever class you’re about to be late for. They smell it on you in class and now they’re in their feelings.

I have no idea how you got hold of Lucifer’s cologne. Maybe Mammon had stolen it and left it in the shared bathroom while he figured out how to sell it.

Do we really care about the context???

Lucifer

hmmmm??

confused at first - wonders if maybe he put more on this morning than usual bc he’s not sure why he can smell it more than usual

Realises when he leans over to help you with some classwork and freezes as he tries to process 1) how did you get hold of his cologne? and 2) why does he like it SO MUCH????

Like, yes, he likes the smell of his cologne that’s why he bought it but he REALLY likes the smell of it on you

You got him feeling territorial and soft and he just wants to bury his face in the crook of your neck and stay there

Is extra smug the rest of the day, even if he won’t tell anyone why

Will just sit back and watch as other demons throughout the day pick up the scent and watches their faces change as they realise who you smell like. People are giving you extra room in the hallway and just generally being VERY respectful to the point where it’s almost fearful.

It’s a massive ego stroke for him and he definitely wants to figure out a way to make this a regular thing

Mammon

hhhnnnnnggggghhhhh tsundere.exe has stopped working

the SECOND he realises you smell like him his hair is on end and his face is tomato red ‘ARE YA WEARING MY COLOGNE????’

‘uh, probably?’

I mean OF COURSE you want to smell like the Great Mammon - He smells great!!!! You smell better tho

Cannot think straight when he’s around you (or, more aptly, he less able to think straight around you than normal)

Desperately hopes that you chose his cologne on purpose bc you want to smell like him

Loves seeing other demons twig onto your scent; letting them know that you’re HIS human without him needing to say it (he still says it tho)

wants you to smell like this all the time - and isn’t as smooth about that as he thinks ‘hey, yaknow, if you don’t like your perfume or whatever...i GUESS you can borrow mine...since yours sucks and all...’

Levi

omg!!! are you wearing the limited-edition Ruri-chan pink sakura surprise cologne???? from her most recent spring event???? They only made 500 bottles!!! And he owns 10 of them!!!!!!

Is very impressed that you managed to get hold of a bottle, because it straight up doesn’t occur to him that you would borrow his cologne (because he’s a yucky otaku and because he normally keeps it in his room, he just forgot today)

When you mentioned that you borrowed it, he realises that HE LEFT HIS LIMITED-EDITION RURI-CHAN PINK SAKURA SURPRISE COLOGNE IN THE SHARED BATHROOM WITH HIS AWFUL NORMIE BROTHERS!!!!!111!!!11!

Then also realises that YOUR WEARING HIS COLOGNE??????? LIKE COUPLES DO??????

He’s unable to hold a conversation with you now - man is blue-screening he has no idea how to process the fact that you smell like him (and also Ruri-chan merch)

Is bright red literally anytime he’s near you - the blush is insane. He’d make a good traffic light

Refuses to believe you would ever CHOOSE to smell like a yucky otaku like him...but he wishes you would

Satan

Doesn’t really know how to react, just knows that he likes it

More open about it than his older brothers, he’d tease you about it ‘oh? MC? I didn’t realise you liked the way I smelt so much’

Would also probably end up going on a tangent about topnotes, heartnotes and basenotes and the more scientific side of fragrance if you let him

He is however, clearly more animated than normal and his cheeks are slightly more red

Definitely will tell you you’re welcome to borrow it whenever you like

Asmo

MC!!! YOU SMELL SO GOOD!!!

Notices right away and is SUPER excited

If you were tired of your old scent you should have told him!!! He’d have happily let you borrow any one of his collection and would have organised a shopping trip to help you find a new signature scent

I mean, it makes sense - who wouldn’t want to smell like him??? His perfume smells amazing

Knows how important having your own signature scent is but also really likes it when you wear his

will definitely buy you your own bottle if you really like it (and then you can match!!!!)

Also loves the implications that come with you smelling of him and spends the whole day shamelessly REVELLING in it

Beelzebub

He’s the one who takes the longest to notice

It’s just not something he pays attention to - probably goes most of the day without noticing

He notices when he hugs you - he doesn’t bring it up but he does blush slightly and feels very warm and fuzzy for the rest of the day

Doesn’t really notice other demons reaction to it (he doesn’t really notice other demons tbf) and the implications don’t really occur to him unless Belphie points them out, he just really loves how close it makes you feel

Still not really sure why you’re wearing it, but hopes you wear it again

Belphie

Notices pretty quickly

Smirking immediately and insists on napping on you

All he wants to do is snuggle up with his nose right on your neck so he can smell you and fall asleep breathing in the smell of his cologne on you

And since he really doesn’t care about classes that’s exactly what he tries to do

Is gonna be following you around all day nagging you to ditch class and nap with him and also mocking you a little ‘MC if you wanted to smell like me you could have just said’

Keeps slinging his arm over your shoulders so that he can lean on you and also put his head in the crook of your neck

Honestly just so smug and affectionate

[soldmysoultootomeboys]

Obey Me Brothers Wedding HCS

Just some wedding headcanons for the boys bcuz i’m soft for them, Gn MC

Thinks about marrying Asmo => 😡💕💕

Lucifer

I can not stress how much this man would be a bridezilla

He’s probably the MOST high maintenance demon when it comes to this, even over Asmo

He gets so stressed over it too and when he's stressed he gets extremely snippy

It takes you knocking a little sense into him to get him back on track

He just wants your day to be perfect and with his brothers causing trouble it's hard to really focus on choosing a tablecloth

He won’t be any nicer to his brothers but he will try to avoid causing fights at this time simply because it's really important to him that ALL of his family is there. 

The night after proposing you find a beautiful envelope on white paper with gold trim in your room you realize it's a congratulation note from the celestial realm, presumably from the big man upstairs, it's still a heartstopping realization when you realize who your father in law technically is

Are you committing a sin marrying a fallen angel? Do you care?

It’s easier to ignore it than do anything else, although you do appreciate them registering for the coffee maker you had on your registry. You needed that. Mammon broke the last one.

Kindly begs asks you NOT to do anything crazy in the week leading up to it

Please MC his heart he's about to explode from stress please don't add to it, just for one week

Diavolo plans his bachelor party at the Fall with Barbatos. Invites you along and you have to explain how bachelor parties work

If it’s up to him the wedding will be all black with red accents eDgY mUcH?

At the altar he kisses you twice, first to show everyone that your his, the second time is just for you two, he hides you away from sight curling his black wings around you and holding you as close as he can bear

In the end it's a very happy celebration filled with good food, family, and friends

When you cut the cake feel free to smash a little bit in his face, this is your only chance, he'll be in too much of a good mood to retaliate...much

Mammon

Luxury luxury luxury

He wants solid gold altars, diamond encrusted bouquets, jewels imported from every corner of the world

He has so many plans (as well as a ridiculously long wedding registry)

But the moment you say you want anything he abandons them 

Whatever you want he wants, but if you wanted some diamonds too that would be great

He absolutely would be down for a wedding bouncy castle

He gets you the biggest diamond ring ever that he buys with his own money from a lot of shifts at Hell's kitchen and modelling gigs

He totally believes in the tradition of not seeing you until your wedding day but he also forgets so he walks in and as soon as he realizes you're getting ready he shuts his eyes and tries to run out. He'll only talk to you from behind the door. 

When he sees you walking down the aisle he falls in love all over again. And he feels like that a hundred different moments. It doesn't matter what you're doing, playing with your veil, wiping cake off the corner of your mouth, yawning, he loves you and loves that you’re his.

He could get married to you in a ditch and still be the happiest man in the world.

He's an absolute goofball and is smiling the entire time

The couple that during their wedding night end up jumping on the bed and having pillow fights while play wrestling

Levi

You really want to marry a gross otaku like him??? Why??

Not that he's complaining! He just doesn't get it. His brothers are so cool and Asmo is so much prettier than him and he doesn't have anything to offer.

It takes a lot of reassuring to convince that this is what you want to do

You two have this same conversation about a million times before the wedding. He just doesn't get why you actually like him. Once it finally sets in that this really is happening and it's not just some big joke he gets really into it and definitely puffs up around his brothers to show off

His first thought is a cosplay wedding and he'll beg for it to be Ruri-chan themed

Good luck getting Lucifer or any of his brothers to agree to dressing up, as funny as it may be

If you shoot that down it's pretty easy to convince him to do something else since mostly he's just excited to be with you

He still has a little Ruri pin on his suit collar and cufflinks

When you walk down the aisle he feels like he’s going to faint from nerves and when it’s time for vows he pulls out a huge list of all the reasons he loves you and why your his Henry, although about half of it compares things you’ve done to things in TSL

He only makes it through a quarter of the way before he gets embarrassed

When he lifts your veil he panics because your so pretty and he can’t handle it

You have to initiate the kiss and when you do he turns as red as a tomato

He tries to play it off but keep a strong arm around his waist unless he really does decide to pass out

He cools down once you guys are at the reception and gets especially excited the little custom made toppers of you two in cartoon form

Satan

He's a bridezilla but in the lightest sense of the word

He won't get upset over mix ups or even really wedding stuff like Asmo or Lucifer but his temper will be extremely fine during this time, especially when it comes to his brothers.

Throws an entire table through the window when Lucifer asks him if he knew where Mammon was

It’s a lot of stress to create the perfect wedding and he buries his nose in different books that can help him

He’s a bit of a perfectionist

The most classic and elegant wedding ever and he’d want to be involved in every step of the way

Very interested in your opinion and if it compares to human weddings

He flushes with pride whenever you compliment something he picked out

Includes casual literary references in his wedding but only so people who really know will realize

Wears a navy suit 

Asmo

Also a bridezilla and a petty one at that

There will be drama, there will be tears, there will be a part where he cries off his mascara because Andrealphus of the damned brought the white bouquets and he wanted the PINK ones. This is HIS day why is she trying to ruin it.

It’s a lot of work trying to keep the damage to a minimal

Part of the reason he gets so upset is because this is your day too and he wants it to be perfect. 

Prepare for a million dress rehearsals.

He wants to help pick out your outfit and makeup! But he also doesn't want to break human tradition...But he wants to help pick out your outfit and makeup so bad!!

If he manages to restrain himself he picks out the makeup artist and the stylizer because he knows what makeup you like and what looks best on your skin.

Most likely tho he'll want to see anyways and bugs you to let him in

You compromise by going shopping with him as he tries on a million dresses and suits

MC the suit on the right or the one on the left?

They both look exactly the same.

"...Left love." "That's exactly what I was thinking. I knew I could trust you to pick out the right answer!"

Even though he's very good at fashion your opinion matters a lot to him. Sure he could make himself look perfect but he wants to look perfect for YOU. He wants to be your version of perfect and if that means he picks the high cut dress instead of the low cut which flatters his waist better then he'll do it. For you.

He's the type to want to have all the spotlight on him so if you're walking down the aisle he's going to do it too! He does it first. HE says for the attention. In reality he wants to be able to see you the moment you step out the doors and down that hall.

Looks super perfect as he waits for you at the aisle but the moment you get married he starts ugly crying. He throws his veil back on so no one can see it but you just lift it up and kiss away his tears.

Even though it's a lot of work it's worth it to be with the demon you love...but if you shove cake in his face he'll seriously kill you, MC do you know how long this took?!!!!! :'(

Beel

He’s more than happy to do whatever you want

Whatever vision you have he's willing to make happen

He does his best but feels a little useless since keeps having to break for snacks

Wonders why you’d want to be with him when all he ever does it eat but he tries not to bring it up in case it would upset you

He honestly does have a lot of fun planning with you and his favorite part was when you got to taste test different cakes because he got to impress you by explaining all the little differences between each one

He ends up being in charge of everything food related and it helps him feel a bit better

Barbatos ends up cooking the dishes 

During the rehearsal he falls in love with you all over again and doesn’t want to let you go the entire time

He gets especially nervous during the month of the wedding

He starts stress eating, going through even more food than normal, but then he gets worried about fitting into his suit and starts working out even more than normal, which makes him hungry again. It’s a terrible cycle

Belphie manages to break him out of it by reminding Beel that you love him more than anyone else

Even though its his wedding he starts setting up just to get out some of his nervous tension until the others shoo him back inside

A huge 20 layer cake each tier a different flavor

He has his own personal cake that's even bigger than the other cake but he’s more than willing to share with you

You two do the cute bit where you smash cake in each others faces

Beel still eats it tho

As much as he loves his family he's so happy to be able to steal you away at the end

Belphie

Planning a wedding is sooo much work

He lets you choose whatever you want as long as you let him sleep

if it was up to him he'd want a small informal celebration with his family but if you want something bigger than he guesses it's fine. As long as he doesn't have to talk to anyone like Diavolo 

He uninvites Lucifer like three times, each time using extremely formal paper with beautiful cursive that must have taken hours. When Lucifer confronts him Belphie just says that it’s too late because he already gave away his seat. 

He only brings him back when you make him

He sleeps more than usual in the weeks leading up to the wedding. You think it’s because of the stress but in actuality he’s trying to save up his sleep so he’s more awake for the ceremony

As much as he may act like he doesn’t care, he really does want to marry you and it makes him happy to think that you’re going to be all his

Beel is obviously his best man and while Belphie waits for you to come down the aisle he leans against him to take a small nap. Or that's what he had planned. The moment the music starts he perks up and finds himself unable to even close his eyes, too fixated on the doors about to open. 

Feeds you the first bite of cake and then just...doesn't stop

He’s so in love with you all he can do is stare

Gives his slice of cake to Beel he'd much rather pay attention to you than eat

However he does smash a little in your face but it’s out of love <3

[lordiavoloremade]

im bored so virgin or not status for the brothers and dateables! (minors dont interact thnks!)

lucifer - nope. i think he lost his later than the rest of them, probably while he was drunk at some party in the devildom. hes probably slept with a few people but hes never been in a relationship, and if he has it’s definitely been an “its complicated” facebook status (cough cough diavolo)

mammon - nope! hes had a lot of girlfriends boyfriends enbyfriends you name it. none of them have been serious though, like its been mostly just a ways to pass time. pretty much all of his past partners were Toxic. and thats why he states now he doesnt like partners who want too much of his attention or money (he had a loooot of goldigger partners. u cant change my mind)

levi - virgin.

satan - i know some of u may disagree. but he is definitely a virgin. hes a popular nerd, but a nerd nontheless! he just hasnt gotten that close to anyone, and he i think would like his first time to be romantic and not just a one night stand. so hes waiting for the right one (cough cough, mc)

asmo - asmo has fucked just about anything that moves and is into literally anything. not in a “desperate” way but in a “i want to try and experience as many things as possible”. he was the first of the brothers to lose his virginity in the devildom

beel - the second to lose his virginity of the brothers, it was definitely a one night stand, and i think he wasnt super into it that time so he just never tried it again. i think hes probably demi? and only starts thinking about that stuff WAYYY into a relationship with someone. also probably only if its brought up by mc would he try going that way, he doesnt want to put pressure on them

belphie - belphies essentially been sleeping for the last 10,000 years you can not convince me he got out to fuck anyone

diavolo - sheltered virgin until he met lucifer

barbatos - honestly????? HONESTLY???? i cant fucking tell with this man. he would probably give you a non answer. i think he had sex before pre being diavolos butler, but i dont know if it was serious or not.

solomon - Nope. hes had a fair amount of partners but none of them could keep up with his intellect. plus he gets a lot of ppl who just want to date him for fame, power, or a pact. he lost his virginity to his first lover when he was a teen probably, way back in the BC. hes slept with asmo a lot though. i think hes probably the most active in recent years, sex can be non personal to him, as hes lived so long and seen it mean many many things.

simeon - WHHWAHHHHAAAAAAAAA YOU THINK HES NOT A VIRGIN????? R U KIDDING ME!!!! he has a corruption kink tho. dont @ me

[asmolemmeeatyouout]

Clearing out the drafts so

Random hc’s for the boys

That I don’t wanna even try organise

CW: one non graphic mention of gore

Lucifer has misophonia, he hides it well but does frequently bend/break cutlery because of it.

(Catch Satan chewing as loud as he possibly can)

👾Levia👾chan👾🥺😳😩😖😣🍥😓😥🤢🤢🤮🥉🥉🥉 texts 🐒😈📱 📲 like 👍 🤗💃 this 😊 😊 😊 🥵 🥵😣😣😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😏😏🤯

(🙌 Yes 🙌 👍 👏 it’s 👋 🙋‍♀️ every 💫 💫 💫 text 🙈 ☺️ 🙈 . 🚫 No 🚫 you 👨 👩 cannot 👅👀👅 make 👉👈👉👈 👁👄👁him 🛑 stop 🛑😈👿😈 ‼️❕‼️🐠 (<Henry)

Will role play as Henry (the fish, specifically) while texting you when he’s too shy to ask you things, the only hint you get is him ending every text like with ALL the fish emojis. If you refer to him as Levi not Henry during this he will SULK.

Calls your texting dry af if you don’t send at LEAST four emojis with every message

The best subtle magic belphie has is his sheets are always crisp and new

Like every night is shaved leg fresh sheets night smooth

His magic only works on his sheets so he sneaks his other washing in with beels the lazy git

Beel knows he just doesn't care

Beel does the most laundry out of the brothers bc he eats in bed CONSTANTLY

(He also eats everything he spills but that's not gonna stop the spaghetti stains- or the punishment from Lucifer when he accidently swallows the sheet too)

Beel once chewed belphies hair in his sleep

This is the main reason the twins have separate beds

If belphies asleep somewhere and wants a cuddle he will just kidnap the nearest person if no ones around, this includes little d’s and lessor demons, his magic will put them to sleep fast enough it can’t be stopped

Asmo’s body changes with trends (its fucked that body types have trends), but the devildom is slower in its trend rotation which is why he’s currently obsessed with the 2000’s esque stature (give 👏 us 👏 fat 👏 asmo 👏! ! !)

Levi has the FATTEST ass around (and cute little love handles and a soft belly, boy sits on his ass all day no way he’s ripped)

(Still has demon strength tho, but his human glamour is much less intimidating than his true demon self (think @waltnut 's form hc’s)

Satan’s whole feather boa getup is literally a cat toy. He wears it to entice cats he knows it’s ugly.

Asmodeus will take and wear your clothing without asking. This includes underwear, I suggest you get a lock for your closet.

Beel has FRECKLESS HES A FUCKING GINGER GIVE HIM FRECKLES OR GIVE ME DEATH DEVS !,!

In line with this, the first time beel went to the human world he burnt tomato red under the sun. He was not aware sunscreen was a thing due to the whole perma night devildom thing.

Stoner! Mammon supremacy

(he also deals coke bc moneeeeyyyy) (lucifer doesn’t care as long as it’s not in the house, drugs aren’t a. Illegal in the devildom, and b. that harmful to demons, it’s also his most respectable way of getting Grimm considering all his other hijinxs)

Asmo once convinced Satan to wear a sexy cat costume for a Halloween party

Satan had a sexual-identity-furry crisis in the bathroom

Devildom clothing isn’t gendered,

Asmodeus has been banned from wearing skirts in professional settings due to uh *coughcough* “accidental” flashing. (The same with crop tops/bras/see-through shirts)

Mammon and lucifer are scary similar in some respects like:

Lucifers receiving love language is physical touch and BOY is he starved. Touch his head and he will full body shudder black out for a second. Most people assume it’s acts of service bc he’s so overworked but that’s his giving, duh. (Try touch his neck and your wrist will be broken before you get close)

It’s why he wears gloves everywhere (also bc scars from the war, but I don’t remember the @ I heard that from first and I don’t wanna steal :) )

Mammon’s receiving love language is also physical touch, lucifer’s pride stops them from helping each other.

Lucifer will mock you if you get too close to his insecurities as a defence mechanism, it’s why mammon refuses to hug him even though they both need it.

Mammon just flat out denies his needs and emotions (partially due to lucifer’s defence response, partly bc him&co being abs assholes)

Mammon and asmo share the same music taste (which is GAY pop -think rina sawagama comme des garçons, Britney, gaga, montero- (I’m sry I don’t know more pop))

Asmodeus is the ‘tell you things that you think are tmi or too personal but actually mean nothing to me’ kind of honestly dishonest so no one knows his true feelings/can hurt him (me too baby !)

Beel is the only brother open about his emotions because he’ll just eat you if you dare make fun of him

Mammon offers beel food on really bad days because he’s too afraid of being mad fun of to just ask for a hug and beel showers anyone that gives him food in affection

Asmodeus LIKES violence, he thinks blood and gore is sexy, but he keeps that side of him very private as to not taint his perfect image and lower his chances of getting laid

(there are rumours and myths about what the avatar of lust likes to do to people who truly piss him off, but they’re so far removed from the Asmodeus everyone knows and loves that no one really believes them. Which is just how asmo likes it)

ALL the boys are obsessed with touching/stroking your neck/nape because there’s so much fragility there and it’s a huge sign of trust for a demon

Mammon is always warm

Levi is always cold (blooded)

When Satan gets really angry, objects near him just burst into flames

Okay I’m done now, thank u for reading !! :)

*** think I tagged the wrong creator gonna go find the right url soz guys !! (But also do check out @decaffeinated-demons they’ve got super cool ideas)

[rikusempai]

[MC x Brothers] Pride special!

MC Coming Out to the Brothers

Scenario: Mc coming out to the brothers and the now dateables (+ Luke).

Note: Mc is gender neutral.

Lucifer

You decided to tell Lucifer when you we’re handing in your monthly report for the exchange program

You were really nervous

You didn’t know how how he’ll react

You knew he had soft spot for you so you calmed yourself with that knowledge

Lucifer was a bit shocked when you first came out to him

You caught him off guard

He didn’t see this coming and it took him a second to compose himself

“Oh, thank you for trusting me enough to tell me this about you. I’m happy for you”

Full dad softy mode

He shows a genuine smile and envelope Mc into a loving hug.

He’s so supportive and even more soft for you.

It gives him a sense of pride that you trust him enough to come out to him.

Mammon

“Huh”

Poor demon didn’t understand you the first time

You had to tell them again: “Mammon I’m [_____]”

“O-oh, ok”

This man was caught off guard

He knew he would fully support you in every way imaginable but he was still kinda confused

You would think this immortal idiot would be full of all worldly knowledge but he isn’t

You had to explain it to him, what you were identifying as and what it would mean for your friendship.

I say that because I personally think Mammon wouldn’t know how to treat you, not trying to be disrespectful or anything, but no one ever close to him has “come out” to him.

But once you explain to him he would do his best to return to the usual

He may still act a little weird at first but that’s because he’s never been trusted with information like this

He’s really happy that his human trusts him enough to be so open with him

Mammon will fight anyone who acts disrespectful to you or on purposely calls you by the wrong pronouns.

He’s you’re personally body guard

He thinks your so cool for being yourself and not caring about others opinions about you.

No matter what you identify as you’re still his human and he’s your fist man.

Leviathan

“Ok cool”

You had to explain it to him but Levi already knew a lot about the LGBTQ community due to a lot of people being apart of the community in his online forums as well as in the anime community (*cough* Yuri on ice).

He was well versed in the human worlds many communities because of his own research as well as what he stumbled upon.

You came out to him while you guys were playing video games so he was really nonchalant about it

But in his mind he was running circles

He was trying to put all his lgbtq+ knowledge into one package so he doesn’t mess anything up with you

As your BEST FRIEND he doesn’t want to hurt your feeling or make you feel uncomfortable around him

He wants to be your BEST best friend ever.

Even if you don’t like him in a more than a friend way he’s still glad to have you as his best friend

He loves you

Personal HC: if another demon says something mean to you or talks behind your back YOU BET YOUR DERRIÈRES THIS MAN WILL EITHER ATTACK THEM OR GIVE THEM THE MOST DEADLIEST LOOK IN THE BOOK

He will always be your best friend till the end

Satan

“Oh ”

Like Lucifer this boy is so chill

“Thank you for telling me this, I’m glad that we’re close enough to have these kinds of conversations”

He’d ask you more questions so he could do more proper research

He doesn’t want to accidentally offend you

Books only cover so much information of the human LGBTQ+ history so expect him to ask you questions

He might get a little annoying

But how can you blame this boy

He just wants to be a good friend

Like Luci

He’s really protective of you

(I mean he is the avatar of wrath)

He will straight up POUNSE on any demon who talks shit

He’s your personal body guard

No matter what you identify as he will always love you and will continue to support you through thick in thin

Asmodeus

“Wait really!”

Get ready to be smothered in hugs

“Ahh I’m so happy you told me, you know I’ll always love you sweetie!!”

1000% supportive

I mean this pretty boy is the avatar of lust so of course he’d know all about sexualities, gender identities, etc.

Sleepovers in his room way more frequently

He will want to buy you cute new clothes so you’d feel more yourself

Also not to mention cute clothes to show of to everyone at the Pride Parade

You don’t think there’s a parade in The Devildom? Well you’re wrong

There’s even one up in the Celestial Realm!

You guys are gonna be stunning

He’s always you’re bestie and he’s always there for you to talk to

He’s probably the most understanding out of all his brothers

No matter what he’ll always be there for you

(A/n: author would personally come out to him first before the other boys💕)

Beelzebub

Cute baby boy

“?”

Baby’s confused

He doesn’t really understand but that’s ok because he would love you no matter what

He may ask a lot of questions but ultimately he’ll be really happy for you

He feels special that you decided to come out to him

He’s really happy to be friends with you

Precious boy will never judge you

Wanna go to pride in the human world?

You know he’s knocking on Diavolo’s office door to allow you two to go to the human world

You wanna work on your personal style/look he’s always there to help you ever step of the way (as well as supplying the grim)

Also precious boy doesn’t like seeing others being mean to you

This boy is a gentle giant but not when someone is being a bully

In the long and short 1000/1000 amazing understanding boy

Belphegor

Oh our little edge lord

He can be a little “edgy” but dw he’s still soft for you

“Okay now we need to get to class, I’m gonna miss my 9 am nap”

Bruh

On the outside this man is chill af

But on the inside

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will 100% be supportive tho

He loves you no matter what you identify yourself as

He’s just super surprised

Like his other brothers he does ask some questions

I feel like in away he’s kinda like Mammon

In the sense of not knowing what to do and being kind of clueless

But he’s not as awkward about it as Mammon

He’s really chill about it and doesn’t really freak out as much as his other brothers

He’s always a shoulder to lean on (or sleep on) and will always listen to your problems/rants

Masterlist

[princesscyr-fn]

Brothers x Autistic! MC Tidbits/Headcanons

I figured I’d do one as I’m autistic and I wanna be included in things. At the same time however, autism is a spectrum and each of us experience different behaviors and such. As such, each MC for each brother is different so everyone feels included! These are meant to be platonic but you can interpret this however you want. I’m asexual so writing actual romantic stuff makes me very uncomfortable lol.

|Masterlist is here|

MC is gender neutral, yall

Available on Ao3, Wattpad

Lucifer

♡ Clashing with one another from the get go. ♡ Lucifer tends to criticize you, and its mostly unintentional. He’s just looking out for you, though his pride prevents him from admitting that he cares about you. ♡ One day though, the usual comment that falls from his lips about you ends up making you snap. As a result, you are calling him every name under the blocked sun in the Devildom. (Satan LOVES this.) This is when Lucifer realizes he made a fucky wucky. (Thanks @error-code-606 lmao) ♡ Lucifer gets a super harsh reality check from Satan, reminding him that you are autistic and that constant put-downs is bad for a persons self-esteem/image issues. For once, pride feels guilt bubbling in his gut. ♡ From then on, Lucifer is more mindful of how he words his issues with you. (Still staying blunt, which you appreciate.) All the while he praises you from time to time for all the good stuff you’ve done thus far. ♡ Lucifer would keep mental notes of all your stims and triggers. ♡ Entertains stim toys and isn’t bothered by such as he tries to work. ♡ Lucifer would play soothing music for you, mostly classical or easy listening. Something to tingle your sensory. ♡ He stops your meltdowns before you could fully lose control of yourself. ♡ Soft hands are your weakness and Lucifer’s hands don’t disappoint. He’ll let you hold his hands anytime you desire. ♡ Lucifer's office is the best spot for you to have quiet time. ♡ You can talk his ear off and he would love every second of it, deep down.

Mammon

♡ He was quick to pick up on your behaviors before you could push him away. ♡ He is able to joke with you, both of you laughing like hyenas all the way. ♡ Mammon would never make fun of your stutter or mispronunciation of words. He’s patient and tries his best to help you. He absolutely hates when the other demons (not his brothers) make fun of you for something you have no control over. ♡ Both of you would find comfort in each other. ♡ You would absolutely adore his hair. Being a fan of bright colors and his hair being as white as angel wings. Bless his heart, he will allow you to play with it while denying how much he likes it. ♡ He knows the sound of coins is one of your favorite sounds sensory wise. He always makes sure to have some coins on him. ♡ Mammon would remember all of your fixations and then try to shower you in gifts relevant to your current likes. ♡ He loves music and will sing with you no matter how goofy you both sound. ♡ Late night Hell’s Kitchen runs are mandatory. ♡ You are the only person he would try so hard not to steal from. (He’d fail miserably and just keep your stuff instead of selling it.) ♡ Class would be hilarious with him, he’s a class clown. ♡ While he may be a class clown, I think he would somewhat try a bit harder on his work because you encourage him to do his best every single day.

Leviathan

♡ Things between the two of you are tense at first as both of you are socially awkward and standoffish. ♡ Though once you’re both comfortable, you will talk each others ears off about anime, video games, and everything under the blocked sun of the Devildom. ♡ You two will develop a secret language that the other brothers won’t understand. Imagine all that shit talk. ♡ You’re both stimmers! While Levi has physical and vocal stims, yours are mostly vocal with the occasional twitch and thigh slap. ♡ You both are major plushie enthusiasts. Prove me wrong. (You can’t.) ♡ Eye contact is difficult to maintain between the two of you, with both of you either yelping, blushing, and looking away while sputtering nonsense. ♡ Mention your love or interest in aquatic life or the sea and watch him fall in love with you, (he’s a sea monster, duh) though he will deny it smh. ♡ You both share a love for slime and will buy a lo of it on your trips to the human world. (When you two feel like doing things like that.) ♡ Levi will most certainly dress as a cat maid so long as you do it too. ♡ Stim games are 100% your favorite games to play with him. (Minecraft, Terraria, Fortnite, No Mans Sky...) ♡ Levi figures out that the sound of the ocean soothes you, and will imitate the sounds in his fish tanks to help you relax. ♡ You two make the best cosplay duo. No question about it.

Satan

♡ He is more understanding than you were led to believe. (Shame on you, Lucifer.) You avoided him at first until you found yourself in a heated debate with him regarding human world fauna kingdom. This conversation, though heated, gave you the chance to actually talk to him. It was then the realization hit that Lucifer intentionally kept you two apart. ♡ You two end up becoming close friends. ♡ You hate reading alone as its not engaging and gets boring quickly. So you tell Satan that you would like for him to read to you, which he’d accept without a second thought. ♡ He would remember your likes and dislikes. He would always encourage you to talk about your latest obsession. He’s always interested in hearing about what you have to say. ♡ Jingle cat ears. No explanation needed. (Might dress up as a cat maid with you and Levi, tho.) ♡ He would learn all your stims and triggers so he can help you when you need it. ♡ If you’re the artsy type, you bet he will learn all the crafts for you. ♡ The sound of turning pages satisfies your sound sensory. ♡ Nature walks, lots of them. Quiet moments together means the world to the two of you. ♡ Occasionally you fall asleep next to him as he reads to you. His voice is soothing enough to lull you to sleep. ♡ You two are so close in fact, he rubs it in Lucifer's face. ♡ Satan always finds himself holding your hand whenever you two go out to crowded public places.

Asmodeus

♡ Physical contact wasn’t your thing until you met the avatar of lust. ♡ He took it personally at first when you would stand awkwardly whenever he hugged you or how you would pull your hand away when he would try to hold it. ♡ Once you explain that you are autistic and physical contact was a weird subject for you, he is quick to understand. After all, he is all about consent and wanted to make sure you were comfortable. ♡ Friendship blossoms between the two of you quickly and smoothly. ♡ Asmo would help you with being more extroverted by inviting you to parties. ♡ He would make note of your stims and to satisfy your sensory, he would buy lotions and perfumes. ♡ Getting your nails done is fun and Asmo is perfect for that task. ♡ You have a best friend who will listen to you intently and give you good advice. ♡ Going shopping is less nerve wracking with him. Plus he would give you fashion tips so you can look and feel your best. ♡ The first time you gave him a hug on your own, he wept tears of joy. ♡ Spa days are mandatory. ♡ There is a love between the two of you that does not require a relationship to be valid.

Beelzebub

♡ Beel warmed up to you quickly, especially when he witnesses your appetite at dinner. ♡ He is always curious and asking you questions to better understand you. ♡ You are quick to share your food with him and vice versa. ♡ Eating competitions, though you would lose to him always, unless if he was going easy on you. (Good luck, chief) ♡ Playful and friendly flirting/banter. ♡ Beel would be interested in whatever you obsess with that week. ♡ He is patient with you and doesn’t judge you for things you have no control over. ♡ Includes you in all family activities because hes all about family first. ♡ You two will gush to each other about any and everything. ♡ Hell’s Kitchen dates? Fuck yeah. Those are mandatory. ♡ Though you are picky in terms of texture, Beel would gladly eat whatever food you won’t. ♡ You aren’t a very active person, but that will change with Beel. Eat first, then run it off, human.

Belphegor:

♡ Warmed up to you quickly despite killing you, mainly because you forgave him and still treated him with kindness despite the fact. (Simp *cough* *cough*) ♡ He is very understanding in regards to your sensory, stims, and meltdowns. ♡ Loves laying in silence with you (and vice versa) ♡ Belphie would show you constellations with his magic to help you sleep. ♡ Slime? You bet Belphie would be as entertained as you are on that subject. Cloud slime would be one of his favorites. ♡ You two communicate with each other better in silence. ♡ He would share his cow pillow with you. ♡ Your sensory craves anything that is soft. Belphie would be surprised at first when you mindlessly play with his hair as you lay together. ♡ Your troubling dreams became a little more peaceful with Belphie at your side. ♡ Both of you are big plushie enthusiasts and have a plushie club hangout spot with Levi. ♡ Belphies voice does satisfy your sensory. ♡ Tea time is a fun activity between the two of you. It leads to good naps as well.

[darkdevasofdestruction]

Hiiii yes!!! I absolutely love the way you write!! I'm so glad I accidentally stumbled across your blog!!! If it's okay, may I ask for some nsfw headcanons with Beelzebub and Mammon (separately) with a VERY sub female s/o? Completely fine if not tho!! Keep up with the amazing work!!!

Say Hiiii so yes I saw that you write nsfw now and uhhhhhhh, may I ask for some headcanons with Beel x a very sub!f!reader? Completely fine if not!!! Thank you :) hewwo 💕nsfw for the obey me boys with a really sub mc who just wants to be dominated? 

(idk if i wrote the fandom, so sending it twice, sorry) nsfw headcanons for obey me with a sub/bottom reader

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I hope nobody minds, but I got 4 different asks with the same type of request, so I’m mashing them together

Also, I really hope any NSFW stuff I write is okay! I’m really not that great at writing it, so I hope you all enjoy this!

Lucifer

( I’m so happy that I got this sticker okay - And the other side of the card now, too, thanks Devil Flower! )

Lucifer is the epitome of a dominant top, so he’s perfect for you, especially if you WANT him to dominate you.

He doesn’t even try, it only comes natural to him - Everything about him - His gaze, his composure, his self-esteem, his pride, his confidence, his aura, his stature, everything about him SCREAMS dominant.

While yes, he will be having you squirming under him, a moaning mess calling our his name with no inhibitions or shame, he will still hold himself back the first few times, until/if he knows your boundaries, kinks and fetishes.

Lucifer would either have you undress for him, slowly, to admire your whole body, or would tease you with his ungloved hands by tracing every curve of your body with gentle and soft touches that make you want more.

His kisses are out of this world, hot and passionate with a small tint of rough, but never messy.

He actually loves biting your bottom lip, tugging on it slightly, teasing you a lot, loving to hear your whimper.

Prepare for either multiple orgasms, or a lot of edging and orgasm denial, because unless you’re begging for your sweet release, you won’t have any mercy from this one.

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Mammon

Despite having a huge power bottom or submissive energy, he won’t care what role he has to do, as long as you’re enjoying it.

He has some big self-esteem issues, but honestly, if you two are having fun in bed, then he really trusts you a lot, and he won’t think or feel down in any way, so he will focus only on you and your pleasure.

He loves you so much that he wants to make sure you get multiple orgasms, he wants you to be happy, to love him, to enjoy being in his arms, to enjoy his touch.

He loves the Missionary position, if he has to top, because he can hold you close to his body, look you in the eyes, kiss your cheeks, forehead, lips, neck, jawline and cleavage as much as he wants.

Mammon loves seeing your cheeks get pink and when you look away as you’re feeling good and shift around, panting for air or biting your lip, trying to hide your moans.

Expect a loooot of compliments and body-worship because this boy literally venerates the ground you walk on, that’s how much he loves you, and he will do anything to make sure you’re happy, and you know you’re perfect inside and out, and that you’re more beautiful than any star, in his eyes.

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Leviathan

With Levi, it takes long until he gets riled up enough for him to be a DomTop, especially since he’s such a SubBot, a little blushy tsundere who likes to have someone dominate/top him, since it will spare him a lot of embarrassment.

However, that doesn’t mean he’s a bad DomTop, on the contrary, if he’s in the mood, he will be the best guy you’ve ever made love with.

It’s enough for him to see you in a short skirt, thigh highs, cute hairstyles that look anime-ish, or any cosplay/clothes with cosplay potential, and that’s it, he’s your guy for the whole night, he won’t leave you alone.

He’d put you in his lap and caress your thighs up and down, muttering how beautiful you are, and how much he wants to make love to you, hold you close to his chest, slowly undress you, pinching every inch of your body, commenting how much he loves every party of you and how beautiful you are.

Levi would make sure to kiss your lips and neck a lot, not caring if he leaves hickeys, mostly because he sees you enjoying those kisses so he doesn’t think about anything else, having it as an incentive to keep on going.

Say his name, say how much you love him, say how good he’s making you feel, and oh boy, you will see Valhalla in a way you’ve never dreamt of.

Also, he’s VERY good with his hands…Fingers…Thanks to all the gaming he’s done, and he’s veeeeery patient, and will know every little inch of your body and how it reacts, and you better bet that he’ll take advantage of that, only to hear your cute squeaks or whimpers.

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Satan

He can either be super gentle, or super rough, depending on how you like it. 

He’s a gentleman and he cares a lot about your pleasure, so he won’t do anything you’re uncomfortable with or dislike.

As well as that, Satan is afraid he’ll unintentionally hurt you by being too rough, since he’s a demon and compared to humans, he sometimes doesn’t realise the difference in strength, so he’d rather be gentle and know that you’re enjoying it, than seeing crude bruises or scratches.

He enjoys being a top and loves teasing you so much, being a lot into senses-play, so blindfolds, a bit of playful messing around, soft touches, messy kisses, he just wants both of you to have fun, so if you giggle and then moan, godamn, you’re killing his heart.

Satan likes hearing your voice while making love to you, and even more, when he’s in the prelude mode, just enjoying how wet he can get you only with his words, touches and kisses.

Sometimes, however, he can’t resist your charm too much, seeing you so vulnerable and ready to take him, so he doesn’t tease you too much, enough to beg and whimper for him, he will go right at it when he knows you’re ready and will rock your world like never before.

Your innocence is such a turn on, and the thought of somehow tainting you, in a devilish way, makes him want to do filthy things with you, enough for you to never want to let go of him, to never get enough of him, and love only him.

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Asmodeus

Avatar of Lust? God of Lust? God of Love? God of Pleasure?

Honestly, Asmodeus is everything you would ever wish for in a love partner.

He makes you feel safe and secure, he makes you feel beautiful and love, and will give you enough self-confidence for you to be able to speak out anything you want.

There’s a weird fetish you have? Okay, Asmo’s gonna make sure he integrates it next time you make love.

You want to try out a new kink, but you’re ashamed or scared of it? No worries, Asmo will be gentle, and there is nobody more knowledgeable in this department, so you know everything he says is legit.

You just want to have a tender and passionate love-session with him, where all he does is pamper you and makes you feel loved? Yep, Asmo will be more than happy to ensure that happens.

You want to go rough and get dominated in a filthy way? No shame, Asmo will dirty talk in your ear how much of a slut you are for his dick with no problem or second thought.

He will NEVER judge you for anything you do in bed, and it only stays between the two of you, although he’s never going to shy away from complimenting you outside of your bedroom and saying how lovely you were and all that.

As well as that, Asmo would like to make sure you are pampered before and after your love-session, so he will make you do the whole skin-care routine with him, including a rose-bath with a glass of rose-wine or champagne.

Asmo is always very attentive at your every need, even if he doesn’t seem like that while at it, but it’s thanks to his experience that he doesn’t need to think about anything, and he can still make you scream his name with no real effort.

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Beelzebub

(( I just got this too hnnnng, but no Alice in Devildom event card from Draw 10, I’m mad, lemme cry ))

He’s a very chill baby, so he won’t really care much about dom or sub, top or bot, basically, he’s a switch and will do whatever you’re comfortable with.

If he’s on top, he’ll be a bit wary because he doesn’t want to hurt you in any way, either from his demon strength, his huge body, or the fact that he constantly works out, so he’s even physically stronger than average.

Beel is very soft and will put your needs above his own, so he would give you so many tender kisses, will ask if you’re okay and feeling good, will touch you a lot, and of course, he will eat you out like there’s no tomorrow, provided you’re okay with it.

He will make sure you cum a few times before he goes further, wanting to be extra sure that you’re okay at all times, that he won’t hurt you, that he won’t be too rough without realising and all that.

Honestly, Beel is such a loving babe, he doesn’t believe in roles and anything of the sort, he lets emotion take over him, and makes sure to pleasure you, and if he sees you like it, he’ll continue with even more passion.

Can go on all night with no problem, but will go for as long as you’re able to, since human stamina isn’t as high as demon stamina.

He just really wants to love you and show you in any way possible that his feelings for you are infinite, so at the end, he will hold you tight to his chest, kissing your forehead and playing with your hair soothingly, staying awake until you fall asleep, just happy that he can look at you and indulge in your beauty and the fact that you really love him as much as he loves you.

[fellulahh]

Alright so,,, can I request a scenario for the baby hc obey me thingy? Where MC is staying in the hospital more than usual and when the 7 brothers + diavolo go and see what’s up and the doctor says “Uhh, yea she was like 90% of dying because of that demon baby” and then quickly recovered by saying “Nahh jk she has a 40% of dying so we are gonna keep her in for a few more days, still bratty bad tho” lmao this was funnier in my head

That’s so evil OMG! Anyway I can’t imagine ANY of the demons taking this joke very well...I hope it’s okay and not too angsty😂 I’m sorry it took me so long to do!

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Their reaction after the doctor jokes that MC is likely to die after giving birth to his baby (brothers and Diavolo)

Lucifer:

- has to stop himself from murdering the doctor for leading him to believe MC was close to death

- He gets VERY demanding, almost threatening the doctor

- “You take me to her now.”

- After seeing her though he relaxes again much to the doctor’s relief

Mammon:

- gets super defensive over MC and starts prodding the doctor in the chest

- “Now listen here! Ya talkin’ to the Great Mammon and that’s my woman’s life ya jokin’ over.”

- Gets all huffy and puffy

- Moans to MC who’s still exhausted from giving birth, “can ya believe the guy?!”

Levi:

- The doctor doesn’t get to finish speaking before Levi faints, just hearing that MC’s life is in danger is enough to make him feel hazy

- Wakes up in a fit thinking MC had died until the doctor nervously explains it was a joke

- *poof* angry demon fishy form

- Scowls at the doctor whenever he sees him

Satan:

- oh boy he is super livid, he has to use every ounce of self control to stop himself from showing exactly why he is the avatar of wrath

- Threatens the doctor, “you’ll be the one on the brink of death if you try anything like that again”

- *cue romantic run through hospital to see MC*

Asmo:

- sassy Asmo comes out

- Starts snapping his fingers in the doctors face, getting all up in his grill “do you know who I am?”

- When he finds out where MC is staying he’ll flick his hair in the doctors face and strut past dramatically

- “The people they hire these days!”

Beel:

- that poor boys heart breaks right there and then

- But when the doctor reveals she’s in no threat at all and it was just a joke, Beel is still in too much shock to react

- He almost has a heart attack because for a few seconds he thought he was going to lose her

- Oh boy the hug he gives MC when he sees her is huge

Belphie:

- Belphie feels the same way with the doctor that he used to with humans

- He’s really unimpressed, he won’t exactly react but his glare his enough to make the doctor regret his joke

- Will ‘accidentally’ slam the door in the doctors face when he finally takes him to see MC

Diavolo:

- Okay first of all the doctor must be really fucking stupid to say something like that to Diavolo of all demons

- He would chuckle at the joke to maintain a professional appearance in front of everybody but will then lean in close and whisper “play any more tricks like that and you’ll see exactly why I am the Future King of Devildom.”

[chucklegigglechortlesnort]

Domestic Headcanons for the Obey Me! Demon Bros

bc these thoughts plague me and i need to get them out somehow-

Mammon sings in the shower

He thinks no one can hear him

however, everyone, in fact, is able to hear him

No one says anything though because his voice is actually amazing???

like duh they were all once angels, of course they’re all amazing singers

You definitely hear every one of them singing or humming a little tune every now and then

Beel has a super deep singing voice

that shit rumbles and it’s honestly hard not to be lulled by his voice

he sings belphie to sleep

they low key (but not really) fight over who gets to sit next to you for movie nights

mammon is always quick to use his “I’m her first man” excuse, but that get’s old really quick

Lucifer and Satan are hella condescending about it and absolutely roast him

“Mammon, I didn’t know MC mattered to you so much”

“N-NO! Why would I care about some dumb human?”

“Well, if you don’t care about MC then you wouldn’t mind if they sit by me tonight?”

“HEY WAIT-”

It’s too late, he’s talked himself into a corner

“Why does it have to be one of you? Let MC pick who they sit next to” - Levi, in a huffy tone

“Levi~ are you sure you not saying that because you want MC to yourself? Can’t say that I blame you, they’re just so nice to hold don’t you think?” - Asmo

Chaos ensues

Eventually Beel just calmly walks over to you, hoists you up from wherever you’re sitting and plops you on top of his lap, Belphie snoozing not too far away

He wakes up only to snuggle into your chest and then he’s out like a light

Beel loves to cook with you, but Satan makes a better cooking partner

Sorry Beel

He just ends up eating too much of the food

Satan is surprisingly lax in the kitchen, as long as you don’t get in his way too much

He’s definitely picky about how certain foods are prepared.

If you’re not chopping something to the right size, he’s quick to reach around you and guide your movements

does this subconsciously and doesn’t seem to understand the romantic implications of it

(he totally does, he just has an excellent poker face from thousands of years of practice)

rolls up the sleeves of his sweater to make sure they don’t get in the way of food prep

the sight itself is something to drool over, let alone the lovely aroma coming from the stove

Lucifer works really late into the night and sometimes forgets to sleep at all

I mean we all know this but more often than not he tries to get at least four hours of sleep a night but sometimes he just... forgets

so the mighty Avatar of Pride isn’t perfect after all hA

ok but bring him tea

He usually prefers to make it himself, but if you bring it to him in the middle of the night his heart melts, just a little

tells you to go tf to sleep but is actually really grateful

but as soon as you shut the door he has the s o f t e s t expression

It’s not often that he’s the one on the receiving end of care so it’s nice, even if your tea is a bit on the watery side

self care nights with Asmo

SELF. CARE. NIGHTS. WITH. ASMO.

Has literally every skincare product known to all three realms

but only the best of the best when it comes to the both of you

there’s a plethora of delicious but health conscious snacks to choose from, and some cheesy drama playing in the back ground that neither of you are paying attention to

Asmo loves giving you makeovers to get a rise out of his brothers

but he also loves the way you can’t stop looking at yourself in the mirror when he’s finished

Wants you to love yourself as much as he loves himself you

Levi swims in his fish tank when he’s upset

and just whenever he wants to in general really, but there’s something about being in water that makes him feel calm

...

Wants you to join him but he’s hella nervous about it

When he finally works up the nerve his face is beet red and he nearly runs away before you can answer

>is super confident when he’s in his element

He moves through the water so gracefully it’s hard not to fall into a trance watching him swim

notices you staring and it’s such a boost to his ego omf

definitely makes like he’s about to get out and when you reach out to help him he yanks your dumb ass in with him

your DDD is ruined and Lucifer is mad but in Levi’s mind it was all worth it, even if he got in trouble and is mildly embarrassed about it

Mammon is super receptive to affection when he’s tired

he fell asleep on you once when the both of you were hanging out in your room and woke up to the feeling of you running your hands through his hair

he’s so groggy he can’t find it in himself to muster up the tsundere act

he just nuzzles deeper into your hand

if Belphie finds you napping he is 10/10 times going to join you

You’re not “safe” napping alone anywhere that isn’t your room

he doesn’t want his brother’s disturbing you and he himself doesn’t want to disturb you

so he just cuddles up next to you

at first this was especially shocking, not only to you but to the brothers as well but it soon became such an often occurrence that everyone stopped questioning it

partly because Belphie would never answer any questions, opting to just nonchalantly shuffle away

honestly it happens so often and you’ve grown so used to it that it’s more of a shock when you wake up and he isn’t there

is oddly protective of you

has a sixth sense whenever you’re in danger and will straight up materialize to scare away the threat by looming over them with his intimidating aura

asmo does everyone’s nails

you think lucifer has the time to do his own nails??

or that beel would be able to concentrate long enough to finish his second hand with out wanting a snack??

or that belphie would waste hours he could spend napping waiting for nail polish to dry??

no

asmo takes it upon himself to do their nails for them

the only other person who does it themselves is Levi, who paints his nails while binging long running shonen anime that only requires a part of his attention

they use gel nail polish so it dries quicker and doesn’t chip as easily

you’ve never had a better nail salon experience than at Asmodeous’s at Home Beauty Parlor

He does the hand massage and everything, but only for you

He’s had millennia to practice his craft so if course you’ll be getting the best of the best with asmo

Satan is a closet weeb

now LISTEN- l i s t e n

he probably stumbled across one of levi‘s TSL collection and decided to investigate and was immediately enthralled by the plot and the amazing artwork they held

now he regularly checks out manga from the library and pre pre-orders new upcoming series that catch his eye

his favorited genre is romance, but he also gravitates to magical girl series

make no mistake tho, if you find out somehow, he will have to kill you

please give them affection, none of them are used to it and once you start being casually affectionate with them they’re hooked almost immediately

Obv some are less receptive at first than others - satan, belphie, luci - but that’s okay just give them time

Asmo and Beel are the most comfy with affection and are willing to initiate majority of the time

Asmo always has an arm linked with yours whenever he’s next to you, at the least. He likes to hug you from behind and rest his chin on your shoulder so he can nuzzle into your neck to tickle you

Beel will casually pick you up for hugs, and hold you in his arms to make you safe. he also likes to hold your hand just ‘cause

Levi and Mammon want in on the action once they see beel an asmo being so touchy with you, but are definitely in denial about it for like, a week before they give in and stop being so wussy about it

mammon likes to throw an arm around your shoulders just so others stay away, bc you’re HIS human ofc. also likes it when you play with his hair as previously stated.

Levi is a little more shy about it, but loves it when you link pinkies or choose to sit next to him at the dining table and link ankles with him. He’s also hella smug when you lean on him but is also a blushing mess.

Satan, Luci, and Belphie (for obvious reasons) take the longest to warm up to affection. Satan is the first of the three to warm up to it - he loves reading with you cuddled up beside him. not necessarily on him, but with your sides pressed together as you each read your own book or whatever it is you’re doing while he reads

belphie is next, before lucifer surprisingly. this is kinda when he starts joining you for naps and you’re kinda too scared to question it. also seeks you out to use your thighs as a pillow bc they’re the softest

Luci’s heart kinda melts when he sees you being so close with his brothers. His affection is typically head pats that are more him gently and barely combing his fingers through your hair and tucking it behind your ear

In short i love them all more than words