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Cooked another meme, Bon appetit~

Also made a version with Leviathan and Pre-Gehenna Sitri;

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How do you think the kings' head game is?

WHB kings' head game

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From best to worst:

Beelzebub

10/10 As the glutton that he is, he'll just eagerly dive in and won't surface until you pull him away yourself. He's also probably gonna whine as you do that and try to go back.

Mammon

8.5/10 He needs a bit of guidance, but learns fast and after a few rounds perfectly knows how to make you cum in seconds. Sometimes even asks you out of the blue to do it bc he enjoys himself so much. (He loves having your thighs around his head)

Satan

7.5/10 One word: Ouch. Satan' all bite and all bark. Wherever his head is, he'll bite you there so expect to be bitten all over and around your heat.

Lucifer

6/10 As eager he is, it takes him a while to get the hang of the ropes. But still, what he lacks in technique, he makes up in the setting and intention. Everytime he goes down on you is like you're being worshipped.

Belphegor

3/10 Finding the right moment to sit on his face is a task. He might even ask you to do it and then fall asleep right in the middle of it. In such situation is the best to just get off of him and go find someone else to finish his job.

Leviathan

1/10 When you ask him, he'll act all offended that you'd ever think you could get him on his knees so easily. If you manage to even git him to do it, he'll act disgusted the whole time and leave to wash his mouth out afterwards. Won't look you in the eye for the rest of the week.

A category on his own:

Asmodeus

10/10 Sure, he's a 10, but he's never stopping. Not even if you try to pull him away. You're now in it for the rest of your life and if he ever stops you'll feel so soulless, everything will be dull in comparison.

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Dear lucifer

Please vaccinate your dragon, as I'm quite concerned

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Do you have any soft romantic hcs for Andrealphus? I'm SO weak for him

Andrealphus romantic HCs

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A/N: Sorry this took such a long time T-T

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Before he's met you, his main reason was to pay back the angels for what happened to his family, but now a big reason for him to kill angels is to make sure you're safe

If he's away for a bit too long, like days long, he'll bring you back a trophy as a gift

I don't think anyone in Hell besides Beel really knows about his past, so I imagine him telling you about it with or without the grisly details, depending on if you want them

Interestingly, if you're out on a date with Andre and he senses an angel, he'll only memorise his scent and continue acting like nothing.

The last thing he wants is to have you see the dirty work he has to do

Also, even though he's not ashamed of what he's doing, he'll try to avoid being seen covered in blood by you

In his opinion, you don't need to see all that stuff (besides the trophies)

I can definitelly see Andre having attachment issues bc of his past so when you're together, he'll be attached to your hip for most of the time (dw, you get bathroom breaks)

Even if you're invited by some king for a private meeting, he'll be there by your side

Actually, he will kinda become your bodyguard

Oh

And his favorite past time is just cuddling with you, watching (listening to) something until you both fall asleep

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If my answer was a king I also put in a noble ^^

I saw a lot of people in the Genshin fandom completing a template like this, so I thought I’d make one for WHB. Feel free to fill it out yourself.

For the favourite Nation Characters, I couldn’t decide if I wanted the Kings to be allowed or not, since allowing them would decrease the variety of answers. But I guess I’ll just leave it ambiguous.

Under the cut is two versions of my responses. One that allows Kings for nation characters and one that doesn’t.

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Reasons why your favorite WHB character was put on timeout (part3)

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WHB demons w/ reader who just got a new tattoo

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A/N: In celebration of my first tattoo ^^

Characters: Satan, Amy, Paimon, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Beleth, Ronove, Morax

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"Did it hurt?"

"Let's get a matching one where it hurts a lot!"

No matter how much you tell him to stop touching it, he'll keep poking that spot to watch you react in pain

But still, after all the teasing, he'll ask to help you put your lotion on, especially if it's in a hard to reach place

Ngl, now he kinda wants one too

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Will compliment you on it, but secretly will want to make puppy eyes at you

Just like Satan, wants to know how bad it hurt

Once he can, he'll kiss every bit of it since he knows that humans are more fragile than demons and that it had to be much worse for you

And bc he's proud of you for facing pain head-on

(Idk I generally see him as this guy who's tough on the outside, but concerned about your well-being with every ounce of his being on the inside)

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A huge fan of your new tattoo

Will take lots of photos and make you post at least some of them

After learning what your tattoo style is, will keep sending you more ideas to add on your body

If you're down for it, they'd even ask some famous demon tattoo artist to do one on you in exchange for a free promo

If it's just a lineart, once it's healed, they'll color it in with makeup from time to time for fun

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Will be heartbroken for the next five seconds that you didn't ask him to do it for you

After that he'll immediatelly start coming up with more things that he himself will put on you

Whether you want it or not

Now, ofc he won't do it if you tell him no, but you have to keep reminding him or he'll forget :(

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Surprisingly will notice before you even have the chance to tell him about it

Will point it out and ask you about it

"Heh, welcome to the inked world toots."

With the amound of tattoos he has, he'll know exactly what to do to care for it

Or... at least Beleth knows

So call Beleth, actually...

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The man I would trust the most with my new tattoo is 300% Beleth

Man's been taking care of Belphie and knows how to do anything really, at this point

You don't even need to tell him what you need from him and he's already holding unscented soap or lotion

Will do literally anything you mention you should be doing

Suddenly your sheets are changed, there's a cotton t-shirt in the bathroom instead of the towels,...

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Ronove loves when people, or anyone for that matter, decorate their bodies

It makes them more unique

Expect him to ask if he can keep your tatted up skin after you die

Loves running his hand around it while it's still new, then once healed up, over the tattoo itself

Since you could take the tattoo needle, maybe the two of oyu could even try some scarification on your own time?

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I can't not talk about tattoos without including Morax

This man is entranced and turned on

Tattoo pain is the only one he won't try to take on himself, otherwise he'd also take on the tattoo

Still, he'll make sure that you're in as sterile environment as possible

You might notice him getting clingier ever since he found out...

Hm... I wonder why...?

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I feel like we could have our fun with this on here :D

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

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AAA ideas ideas the voices the fucking voices-

Belphegor (with the help of Beleth) cosplay is your favorite character and you just jump him.

Belphegor has never seen you so eager before as you ride him into the sheets.

"maybe I should start cosplaying for ya more often if you're going to be so eager for me like this~"

Leviathan Is the opposite you know damn well he would be jealous as fuck if he sees an anime character on your phone screen.

Ohohoo... I've been watching Jojo's Bizarre adventure and I tell you if any of them would dress up as either Dio or Kars for me, I'd break some of their bones in the process

Omg and I can totally see Beel inviting you out to some themed café and not show up so you just think that idiot stood you up and try to enjoy yourself anyway until this real hot waiter in cosplay takes you into the backrooms and as soon as he pulls his dick out it's clear it's the fly bastard himself just playing dress up

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Thank you, PB, for giving the people what they want.

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꧁𓊈Ppyong crochet pattern𓊉꧂

A/N: Aaa my first crochet pattern! And also a lil celebration of 500 followers ^^ (My explanations kinda suck imo, so don't be affraid to ask about anything♥)

Hook size: 5mm (I use size 3.5 yarn tho) Other supplies: Stuffing, material for the features & stitchmarkers Difficulty: Beginner! (could even be your first project ^^) Final size: About the size of my hand

Stitches/Abbreviations used:

ss - slip stitch

st - stitch(es)

ch - chain

sc - single crochet

inc - increase (two st into one st)

dec - crochet two stitches together

inc-lump - part made out of increases (you'll see when you get there)

Join each round with ss and ch1 to start another round

Start with magic circle

R1: sc6 into magic circle R2: inc6 R3: (inc, sc) all around R4: (inc, sc2) all around R5: (inc, sc3) all around R6: (inc, sc4) all around R7: (inc, sc5) all around R8: (inc, sc6) all around R9 – R16: sc all around

Count out or find quarters of your stitches and mark them

R17- R22: sc around, dec in marked st

Take out the middle stitchmarker (the one opposite of the beginning of your row, not the ones beside it)

R23: sc all around

Make sure your stitch markers are still in the relative quarters they should be in

R24: sc around and do inc into both marked spots

(Keep track of which extra stitches come from the increases – I'll refer to them as inc-lump)

R25: sc around while (inc into the first st, continue sc, inc into the last st) of each inc-lump R26: sc all around R27: sc around while (dec (the first two st), continue sc, dec (the last two st)) of each inc-lump R28: sc around while (dec2 (the first two and the last two st)) of each inc-lump R29: (dec, sc5) all around R30: sc all around R31: (dec, sc4) all around R32: sc all around

Stop and stuff as much as you can

To close off the body just dec all around and sew the remaining opening close after adding extra stuffing if you need

For the wings, horn and face I recommend felt (my mouths are out of fabric bc I didn't have pink felt) and for the shibari rope I just used some random twine I had.

Shape-wise, for the horns I cut out a circle and cut that into quarters. For the eyes I cut out a small circle and cut that in half (plus some tweaking to get that uneven shape). The mouth is kinda annoying bc you just gotta draft up the shape. And for the wings I have the shape here:

How you attach these is entirely up to you, but I've sewn on the tail and horns(didn't even need to stuff them) and hot glued the face features.

If you want to add his tail, you possibly could pull some pieces of the same yarn through the centre stitch on his back and braid it (or just cut it out of felt)

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I made WHB dividers

Use them.

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hear me out(possible fic idea but also just something I need to get off my mind…) female reader on their period with the sorest breasts know to man, but thankfully we have big handed demon to the rescue for a nice lil massage 🙂‍↕️(Beleth and Mammon were the first two that came to mind, same with Morax, his hands looked HUGE in that Lucifer card.)

WHB demons w/ fem!reader who has sore breasts

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A/N: Decided to add some more boys and put it into HC format bc i rarely get to do those for the nobles ^^

Characters: Amy, Mammon, Glaysalabolas, Beleth, Ronove, Morax, Marbas

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Amy, being the good boy he is, will gladly do anything for you to make you feel better

Just give him the word and he'll be eagerly all over your chest

Silently hopes that you also get cramps bc it's a known fact that orgasms help relieve those

The thought of you forcing him to eat you out is enough to make his horn-fluid start dripping from the tips of his horns

Maybe if the massage doesn't help, he could try sucking on your tits instead?

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Mammon on the other hand...

No funny or alterior motives here

You ask for a massage and he hapily delivers

But if you also need a massage somewhere else, make sure to let him know ;)

Henestly, he's the top pick to go to

His hands are perfect for this

He's a gentle giant through and through which translates amazingly into his touches

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When you ask Glasya to massage your breasts, he'll have to think about it, btu say yes in the end

But under one condition:

You lay as still as possible... or he can give you his special kiss (H-scene reference)

But knowing him, there's no guarantee he'll keep his word

Though, I do feel like once he's done with you, your painful boobs will be the last of your concern

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Ooh just sitting in Beleth's lap while his free hand takes turns on each of your tits while the other one is busy with bringing the cigarette to his lips

And if you're smoker too, occasionally he'll let you take a drag too while you're bouncing on his lap

What? Don't look at him like that! You really thought he'd do it for free?

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Asking Ronove is potentially even more riskier than asking Glasyalabolas, but(!) this man definitelly knows what he's doing with his hands

And there's something about seeing the hands that usually rip angels apart making you feel good instead

I can imagine him whispering sweet praises or filthy remarks as he does so

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Morax is actually a little bit shy when you ask him, but he's obviously down for the job

Making others feel better is his main job description afterall

He'll even offer to take on your pain so you don't suffer that much

I think Morax is the only demon to actually make the pain fully go away

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Somewhere between Ronove and Morax

The risk of asking Marbas is great, given his constant urges, but the payout is even greater

He may not get rid of the pain fully, but instead he'll turn it into a pleasurable pain

And yes, it is really ahard for him to restrain himself from just turning you into his fleshlight

Especially when you start letting out the sweetest moans of relief

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Aaa my Paimon cosplay is finally close to finishing! I'm literally just about to do the final paint job on the gem on their jabot! ^^

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Can I please request a whb king's reaction to actress/actor mc but this time mc is in a dramatically sweet or cringy romance movie as the main lead? With the ending being the main couple having a child time skip cuz like why not (asmo's breeding kink...)

WHB kings w/ a romance movie actor reader

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As much as Satan tries to enjoy the movie, it's not exactly his cup of tea

It will be kinda hard for him to stay focused, but will try his hardest

If there's some drama and maybe fighting that ends with a kiss, he's immediately into it

Also, he hates to admit it, but he's jealous of your co-star

So to somehow keep himself entertained, he'll look for ways to trashtalk them and the things they say

(Pointing out that it's just a script they're reading is useless)

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I also don't see Mammon as romance movie enjoyer, but he doesn't hate them either

There are a few romance movies you can get him to enjoy and yours is one of them

Mammon is especially interested in the part where the main couple moves into their dream house

He can't help but wonder what would be your dream home

And don't get me started on the wedding ring

The one that he'll get you, should you want one, will be way bigger and better than whatever that tiny stone was in the movie

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Cheesy romance movies are Leviathan's secret guilty pleasure

Sure, he will watch your movie and even like it, but won't tell you he did

His envy gets triggered every time there's a scene between the main couple wiht them touching or kissing

Sure, it's just one kiss on screen, but how many rehearsals and failed shots were there before you nailed it? He doesn't even want to try to guess

If he sees your co-star anywhere around you again, he can't be responsible for his actions

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Watching movies with Beel is fun for the same reason it's frustrating to show him the movie you starred in

He'll watch the movie whole, but focus on the exactly wrong thing

It's always something random too

I imagine Beel's the type to make '(a scene)but it just zooms in on random items' movie edits

Will point out background mistakes like missing flowerpots or extras changing clothes mid-scene

Only when it's solely you, centered in the shot, he'll finally pay attention to your character

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Belphie tries really hard to stay awake, he really does

But to him unless it's anime, it's kinda boring

Where's the superpowers? the cursed beings? the jojo stands?

If there's Beleth with you in the room, it's to Belphie's benefit

Belphie'll be awake as you're settling in to watch the movie and by the time you stop checking in on him, he'll be out

And then all that Beleth needs to do, is nudge him awake before you start asking for his opinion

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Asmo loves cheesy romance movies!

They remind him of his past lover and some of them even have sex scenes

And sometimes you can even cach him on the verge of crying once the big movie climax happens :)

So now that you're playing in one, he's found the one he'll keep rewatching over and over

Ooh, but if there's a sex scene in your movie, the mood drastically changes

Screw the movie... Asmo suddenly feels like rewriting the movie and showing you exactly what he'd do differently (you already know where this goes)

And the movie time skip to children is absolutely one of his favorite parts

Too bad he can't actually make you pregnant bc of his past lover's curse bc he would absolutely love to have a mini army of mini you's running around Hell

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If you ask, Lucifer would tell you that he doesn't have a movie preference, but romace movies are one of them

Generally, any movie that he can watch with the rest of the Paradise Lost demons without them arguing over it is a good one

Lucifer loves learning about the human experience so any realistic movie is a nice way of him to find out more

As you show him your movie, he'll watch it carefully and remember from it way more than even you could

The final scene with the main couple and their kids makes him smile

Similarly to Asmo, he can't help but wonder what it would be like to have a mini halfling that looks like the two of you combined, running around