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⛤Hello hello hello!⛤

As many of you may have noticed, I like to have my profile pic change with the seasons ^^ And this year I figured that it would be kinda a fun idea to let you guys make one for me and make it into a contest :D

Depending on how many on you will participate (if even someone will :D) I'll do a bracket poll and the winner will be my pfp from the beginning of June 'till the end of August (excluding the week around my birthday ^^)

If you want to participate, send your summer-themed submissions to my DMs so that I can also credit and tag you during the polls and if you win ;) (You can send them to my ask box too, but if they're sent anonymously, I won't include them) I'm accepting pfp submissions from this point onward until 15th May

If you don't care about the contest, you can block the tag #ppyongtest

(Under the cut are some specifics that I always go for while making my pfps so plz read through them if you wanna participate :))

I always try to use backgrounds that are from the game

I'm also providing Ppyong sprite at the bottom :)

I try to match the artstyle of the game as much as I can with the Jpegs I use (cartoon without outlines)

You don't have to absolutely perfectly adhere to these, but I'd preffer if the winner was cohesive with my usual style

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How would the kings react when having a playful argument with the MC, MC suddenly says 'You're lucky I love you'?

Having a playful argument w/ the WHB kings

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"Prove it"

If you really mean it, then show him how much you do

He did rile you up, didn't he? He deserves a punishment for that

Hit him

Hit him as hard as you can

Hell, tap into his power and send him flying all the way to the other side of Hell

If you don't even try, he'll try to rile you up even more

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"I'm- I'm sorry, did I go overboard?"

The ever so gentle giant always wants to respect your boundaries in everything, but sometimes struggles to recognise them

He's quick to stop the playful argument and starts looking for a way to make it up to you

So now you have to reassure him that you're okay and he didn't do anything that bad

Doesn't really matter though

He'll still commission that statue of him kneeling before you

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"Obviously. That still doesn't matter that I'll treat you any different"

No fight or argument with Levi is fully playful

There's always that serious undertone to it

And yes, if you take it too far, he will hang you no futher question

Unless you can actually manage to spin it around and make him a blushing subby mess that's one second from cumming into his pants

It's hard to do, but ther reward may seem worth it, no?

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"Huhu, I know..."

On the other side of a coin, Beel never takes arguments seriously even if they are

I recommend not telling him this actually

If he realises that you're letting thing slide just because he's adorable and knows how to give good backshots, he'll start trying to see how far he can push his luck

And even telling him that he's gone too far wouldn't probably work anymore

He'll just do whatever he wants which is kinda terrifying now that It think about it

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"Oh? That's good"

I think I already did some arguing HC's and said that Belphie doesn't really argue so with the same spirit he'll just acknowledge your confession and continue to flatly state things

Though, thinking about it, Belphie does fit the memo of someone who would just laugh at you while you're spitting fire

So even during playful argument he would try to rile you as much as he can

"Hm? And what's that got to do with what we're talkin' 'bout?"

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"Aw, I love you too... But I'm still gonna fuck you like I don't."

You two might not even be arguing about anything spicy or anything

He just throws this thing your way and completely changes the mood of the situation

Though to be fair, all of your arguments, serious or palyful, always end with your legs in different area codes so his remark only speeds things up along

It's kinda hard to come up with good funny responses when all you can think of is that good action that'll come next

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"I know. I am lucky."

Instant end to your argument

How can you argue with him when he's so sweet

All you can only do now is to deflate and melt into his touch

It's okay tough, he didn't really get the point of playful fighting anyway

It mostly only reminds him of his Seraphim brothers constantly bickering about pointless things

So he prefers the quiet moments in life more

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A concept: Tequila Joseph but it's Beleth

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Whb Beelzebub NSFW alphabet

We are almost done with the Seven Kings aaa

Cw: mentions of cannibalism, consent non-consent, safe words, mild drug use(weed), drinking, overstimulation, slight feederism

Beelzebub is such a bad influence Oh my god...

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Beelzebub is not for the faint-hearted. He is not perfect, nor does he claim himself to be. He tells you he doesn't think he's all that good at aftercare and truly believes it. Even if the evidence is right in front of you when he is cuddling and holding you close, petting your hair, playing in, and stroking parts of your body, making you melt with his gentle touch. His fingers occasionally fiddle with parts of your body that he finds interesting.

Usually, your chest or between your legs, sometimes not even sexually. Just... Playing with it like it's a fidget.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your belly, God, loves that belly. He likes how soft it is. He likes putting his palm against it and watching his fingers sink. He likes your chest. He likes anything that he can grab. He likes the top of your head. Occasionally, he'll wrap his arms around you, nuzzle into the top of your head, and inhale deeply. He likes to flush soft parts of your body, things he can grab and squeeze.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Beelzebub loves cum wearing it sharing it, squirting it, drinking it, smearing it, smelling it. Have your juices on his fingers and lick it up like sweet cream.

Have cum on his cock and demand you lick it up.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Beelzebub is an excellent chef, So good in fact that he can sneak his own cum inside of dishes he has prepared for you. He'll take any meal, stroke his cock till he explodes all over the dish, mix it in and watch you eat it. Sure, he could always ask you to suck his cock and swallow his cum, but He wants you to eat it when you don't know. No one except Amon knows what he puts in your dishes. He started doing this when he found out that you need to drink a certain human's cum to survive in Hell; maybe Beelzebub got a little jealous.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Besides Asmodeus, Beelzebub has the most experience out of the Seven Kings. However... His oral skills rival that of the King of Lust.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes to pick you up and press you against walls or counters. Tables are his favorite currently. Though his favorites tend to change about every week or so.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Yes, it's goofy and lots of talking. Most of the time, it's just chit-chat, not even dirty talk.

"Hey I know I'm deep inside you right now but... I watched this video about human game called-"

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Nah, Beelzebub doesn't grow much hair anyway, though he does try to groom when he remembers.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Beelzebub is a little less romantic, But he is very touchy in and out of the bedroom. He cannot keep his hands off you, always touching, groping, teasing, and toying. His hands go in places they really shouldn't, whether in private or public. He likes your personal space :)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Surprisingly, Beelzebub doesn't jerk off as often as most devils do (which is a lot). When he does, he always gets distracted and starts playing with things on his body. When he's with you, however... He's so touchy he'll be jacking you off. And he will be encouraging you to touch him, too. Though once His mind is obsessed with something sexual, He will be jerking off and rubbing against you like a cat in heat.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Beelzebub's favorite thing to do is press his face against your skin, your neck, and the top of your head.

He also likes to press and rut his dick against you dry humping until the both of you are caught and drenched in sweat.

Beelzebub absolutely loves tight spaces. He wants to be pressed right up against you. He wants to be overwhelmed by everything that is you.

Beelzebub wants to know how your flesh tastes :)

Beelzebub 🤝 Paimon

Little piranhas

Beelzebub will bite bite bite and suck until you're covered. He will bite and suck, aiming for places that are the most visible on your body too, and watch as other kings fucking explode when they see you with all those marks on your neck.

Beelzebub also loves to get high or drunk and fuck you. There is nothing like his body being on a high while he's deep inside you. Beelzebub well actually get offended if you don't like drunk or high sex. 'clearly you've never felt it before? How could anyone hate that feeling? '

DO NOT LET HIM PEER PRESSURE YOU. Because he will do it!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere is the location when your there.

When there's a hole there's a goal.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Perfume and cologne. As well as scented soaps and body wash. Anything floral and fruity drives him up the wall.

Also when he is drunk or high, Honestly under the influence of any kind of drug usually makes him want you more, He's giggly and dizzy self struggling to take off your clothes as you're trying to get him into bed. Beelzebub pouting because his dick is hard and he wants sex and you're not letting him :(

What do you mean you won't have sex with me under the influence :((( ? But that's the best kind of sex in Abyssos :(((((

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Beelzebub doesn't like to share his food, though there are some exceptions. If someone is not part of that exception, Beelzebub will grow and nash his teeth like a food-possessed dog.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

C.O.N.S.U.M.E

Like a starved man at a buffet he will eat you till there's nothing left to give. He will suck your balls dry until you're shooting blanks. He will eat your pussy raw. And even as you beg and plead that you have nothing more to give He will pout and whimper. "Please more... I need it... I need it I'm so hungry... I need more..."

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Deep rough fast, His thrusts are relentless going at the same brutal pace not resting for even a second. Fucking you as if he needs it to live.

And it's not enough, He needs more. And that usually ends up pulling you into overstimulation so fast you'll barely know what's happening. Using you and consuming you until there's nothing left.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies never become just quickies; if devils could lie, if he said he wanted a quickie, he would be fucking lying. Once he starts a 'quickie,' He's not stopping till you won't be able to walk. He will keep you for weeks if he is allowed to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Beelzebub LIVES for the risk, there is nothing better than your heart beating with anticipation and that rush of from either new excitement or adrenaline. Beelzebub will eagerly try anything.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

With gluttony, Just one round isn't enough, He constantly needs more and more and more and more. It was short-lived satisfaction when he finally had his fill, and he'll definitely be returning. To satiate that hunger. Other than Asmodeus he definitely has the best stamina out of the Seven Kings.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Has a collection of toys that even makes Asmodeus impressed, knows way too much historical and "fun facts" about them.

Oh, And he knows how to use them like a five star chef with utensils. Once he brings out the toys you know you're fucked.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Beelzebub doesn't do well with teasing, when he wants something he wants it now and he will get it now. He'll do anything to get it So if you're teasing him Make sure you have a full thought out plan or else he will turn the situation on you quick and when he does...

Oh boy, Beel is a bastard when it comes to teasing. It won't just be sexual. He will degrade and mock you. Give you light threats of how good you taste if he just had one bite. Beelzebub LIVES to see every twitch whimper, plead beg, the furrowing of your brows either in fear or frustration. Beelzebub is a big bully.

"Heheh. You're screaming my name. Your cute little voice is squealing no, but you're not saying the word. My name is not a safe word."

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud and unapologetic. Grunts moans and growls, Even howls if in a certain mood.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I know it's a very uncommon fetish But I think Beelzebub would have a slight fetish for feederism. He's the sin of gluttony, And to him sharing food is super intimate, if you allow him he would be clinging to you and feeding you anything.

This is a personal opinion so feel free to not listen:

I feel like Beelzebub definitely appreciates people with a little more fat on them.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Good girth and long a good curve and a very sensitive tip. And he knows how to use it too hitting all your deepest spots. A very pretty ass to

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

FATHER I HUNGER

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Nope, he takes a power nap every now and then. That is pretty rare. He is an energy-hungry mosquito.

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they put whb on steam oOo

and it might actually be the uncensored version??? not sure tho since it's not downloadable via there yet

but it is written on its steam page that it involves nudity and sexual content, so it likely is uncensored ><

also i hope minors won't go near it... like, go play something else, you shouldn't be looking at demon dick at your age >o<

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Omg! ^^ Thx for the tag! ♥ It still kinda baffles me that ppl like me writing since it's not as good as some other ppl on here :D

(Also for my user don't blame me but blame Ppyong bc at one point he called MC that in the main story while impersonating Gabriel :D)

PLEASE UR MAID MC X THE KINGS FANFIC WERE SO GOOD☹️💜 like honestly, u are so good at writing when it comes to Whb like.. IT FUCKING HITS THE SPOT ARHAHSJBSS I LOVE HOW U WRITE THE MC, I LOVE HOW YOU WRITE THE KINGS ITS JUST SO AHHHHHH, UR FANFICS ABOUT THEM MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE (Even though the game is making me miserable because the lack of sources to get new cards.. I'm glad they doing an update to give us some improvement and love them for that.) still were talking about you, honestly ur whb fanfics makes me feel so giddy and happy it's so funny and have so much emotions, like girl.. u could work for them😛😉 so yes, I love u, let's get married and have children together👅🙈💜‼️

OH MY GOD THANK YOU LET'S MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW!!!

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SO MANY BACK THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE ONE CARRYING THE KIDS.

I SWEAR TO GOD Y'ALL ARE LIKE SO FUN TO INTERACT WITH. THAT'S WHY I PUSH THE DISCORD AND TWITCH SO MUCH >:(

BECAUSE I MAINLY USE THIS TUMBLR FOR WRITING.

No for real though Joan! The real MVPs of what in hell is bad as the fandom. Keeping us alive and hydrated during droughts.

IF ANYONE SEEING THIS AND IS NEW TO WHAT IN HELL IS BAD AND WANTS MORE CONTENT HERE'S A LIST OF PEOPLE TO FOLLOW

(Just in case if they're active or not they still post good shit)

@notquitebunnie

@flys-domain

@jazeswhbhaven

@jaybeeriddle

@ankiebitez

@vvassagos

@da-shrimping-station

@dream-effect

@mammonsmaster

@from-leviathans-coffin

@wihellib

@sweeter-than-teafood

@roxanne193018

@romeodraw250

@onceuponatime696666

@leviathanxprincess

I FORGOT

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AAAAA I wanted to add them too but I couldn't for the life of me remember how to spell their user

AND EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS OR ANYONE I FORGOT I AM SO SORRY!

May your days be warm and sunny and your pillows be nice and cool Thank you for providing me with sustenance.

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Whb seven sins as brain rot, quotes or memes

I hate myself

I can't explain myself even if I tried.

Satan

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!

anything in the Minecraft movie He would watch it and it would be his whole personality for a month.

100 men versus one gorilla

Mammon

Lil wudy Pheobe song unironically has the song on his playlist.

"cover them up slut."

horse race test meme on Twitter (has bet millions of dollars somehow has won every single time)

Leviathan

"I am going to kill you... And then kill you again..." (Honestly most snapcube quotes are very leviathan to me, especially eggman.)

"fine! if I can't have my shoes then Karen can't have her mom!"

"ALL MY STUDENTS ARE FUCKING MORONS!"

Beelzebub

Crazy? I was crazy once... :)

FNAF and Ena dream barbecue: He would be quoting every line. Every. Single. Line. He knows by heart, but he doesn't remember what he had for breakfast

SnapCube is also an honorable mention But mostly as Sonic, also Minecraft movie

Lucifer

"EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE THINK MARK! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 10,000 YEARS?!"

"are you sure?"

"pretty sure."

Honestly literally any invincible meme

Belphegor

"Ruby-chan!! HAII!! NANI GA SUKI?!"

Oo EE A E A

MIKU MIKU BEAAM

Asmodeus

Literally any discord mod and daddy angry meme

"Oh princess princess where are you? You can run but you can't hide!"

Would actually say that UNIRONICALLY WHILE YOU ARE AROUND because your fear is sexy.

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Touchy-Feely Beelzebub

During the Butler event.

I love how physically affectionate Beel is. He always wants to be casually touching us in some way.

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nobody talking about the arm being held behind the mcs back ough

im gonna cream i mean cream i mean cream i mean cream i mean cream i mean cream i mean scream

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fun fact: beelzebub can set stuff on fire with his hands

he's using just a finger to light a cigarette in this but i feel like he can use his whole hands. or maybe his entire body? which would be terrifying ngl lol

btw the image is of his clone but i'm pretty sure his clones have the same abilities as he does (except for maybe making clones out of themselves? idk, we need more lore on them ngl)

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What in "Hell" is bad?: Jophiel

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For those who happen to be interested in knowing what stage is my Beel cosplay in ^^:

All the parts are done, but I just got a new tattoo yesterday so as soon as it is healed, I'm gonna take pics ^^

Oh! And do tell me if you'd like to see me cosplay Beel in his butler (or any other) outfit ^^

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Asking WHB demons+angels to k!ll for you

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A/N: Trying out writing some heavier stuff to vent some negative emotions

Reader is not MC and the victim also doesn't have specified relationship to reader, Reader is as unhinged as the demon they asked

Disclaimer of sorts: I hope I don't have to say this, but do not kill other people - it hurts and is permanent - and I don't condone any of the behavior the demons and reader do

Warning: Blood, Gore and etc., Dead dove do not eat

Characters: Satan, Amy, Glasyalabolas, Beelzebub, Andrealphus, Ronove, Michael+Raphael

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"Satan?"

"Mhm?"

"Would you kill for me?" your question makes the demon king freeze in place. You two are in one of the many pubs of Gehenna, celebrating your return from the human world. He did notice that you were a bit more quiet that evening, but mostly choked it up to the change between dimensions.

"Y-Y/N... Do you even know how many angels I- we all have killed for you?" after a few seconds Satan comes back to reality, setting down the half-full glass of beer he was about to drink from. His red eyes beam down at you in a sort of questioning frown.

"I-I know... But... This is different..." you can't handle to look at him. If for the sheer intensity of his gaze, or the tears that are threatening to spill from your eyes any second, you don't know.

"Who?" the single-worded question comes out like a low growl that makes all the glasses in your surrounding area shake. From your whole demeanor, it's easy for the king to figure out what is going on.

"Th-there's this person in the human world..." you shakily start, but are stopped by Satan pulling you close to him and making you look at him.

"Just give me the word and they're done for." this time the whole bar shakes and some demons worriedly look in your direction.

The devotion in Satan's eyes is so clear, you only take a deep breath, close your eyes and say the name that's been on your mind the better part of the evening.

For the rest of the evening, Satan takes it upon himself to make your mood better, which it kinda works. Or maybe it's only the alcohol.

Since that evening, you two didn't even mention the exchange to each other, almost making you forget it even happened. Until you go back to the human world and notice the sudden absence of a certain person, that is.

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Coming back from the human world is an exciting moment both for you and for your beloved demon that you're both looking forward the whole time you're apart.

Each time, you happily spring through the portal to run up to the muscular demon and jump into his arms. But not today.

Just from the instant, the portal is opened, Amy can tell something's off. The red aura of anger glowing through the door, preceding your stomping into the othervise empty halls of Gehenna castle.

You take a shaky deep breath and readjust your eyes at the pouting demon in front of you.

"Amy." you force a smile and stride up to the biker to hug him tight. He reluctantly hugs you back, unsure what to do.

"Y-Y/N, i-is everything okay?" he meekly asks when you pull back.

"Oh.. I-argh! No... No, everything's not okay... It's just this piece of fucking shit! Fucking {name}! I swear the next time I'll kill-!" the red aura around you gets more and more intense as you vent your feelings.

Amy quickly catches on, intoxicated by the pure emotion eminating from your body.

"I-I'll be right back..." the demon murmurs and speedily walks to the portal, stepping through it before it can fully close.

His sudden movement and exit break you out of your state, making you look around to be really sure that something like that happened.

"Huh?" the red mist fully dissipates as you're now way more concerned with the demon's whereabouts and how he'll make his way back.

"Oh? Is Sir Amy really gone-kkyu?" Cocks emerges from the darkness of the room you're in.

"Wh-where did he go?" you frantically walk back to the place where just a few seconds ago closed the portal between the two worlds.

"I don't think there's no need for you to worry, kkyu! Sir Amy is one of His Majesty's most trusted nobles. He'll be able to find his way back, kkyu!" the goat reassuringly dances around you.

"Ah! Y/N! Welcome back! His Majesty Satan is so excited to see you, let's not make him wait any longer, aye!" Ppyong flies into the room and starts tugging on your hand to pull you out of the room like an impatient child. The urgency with which his wings flap leave you little to no time to argue, so you simply cast one last glance back at the supposed door between realms and allow yourself to be dragged away.

Amy doesn't come back for a whole day. Not that you'd have much time to wait for his return with how much all the other nobles overload you with news and affection.

Only at the end of the day, as the sun is setting and Paimon is walking you back to your place, you see Amy again.

"Y/N! Y/N!" he excitedly calls out to you, running fast to catch up with you and the sniper.

"Amy!" you're so excited to finally see him.

The closer he gets, the more you start to notice that he's actually covered in slowly drying blood.

Within a blink of an eye, you're swept up into a tight hug and the smell of iron mixed with some smoke from the portal hits your nose.

"Ew... Amy~! What did you get covered in on the way hereee? You'll get Y/N all dirty!" Paimon exclaims, but you couldn't care less.

"Thank you." you mutter into Amy's ear, only for him to hear and hug him even tighter.

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TW: Gore, Knives, Reader is watching(and into it), Ending eludes to smut

The room is filled with squelching sounds and occasional snap, almost like stepping on a twig.

A body which to some degree still is a person, helplessly laying on a marble surface, unable to scream or even move due to the cruel demon's spell.

"Mh~... Y/N, is this as exciting to you as to me?" a tall demon standing above his victim looks at you, lounging on a velvet-covered loveseat, leaning against the single armrest.

"Oh, yess... But I believe they still have some fingers intact..." you muse, sipping on a your favorite drink from a wine glass.

"Yes well, why break them all at once? Ruins all the fun, doesn't it?" Glasya runs his fingertips over the remaining digits and smiles at you.

You chuckle and readjust your feet on the plush piece of furniture.

Another wet sounds resound in the dark underground and yet another few cuts now adorn the flesh under his hands.

The eyes, as the only place which is not paralysed, of the victim widen with each swipe of the sharp blade over its sore skin.

Suddenly, a loud snap breaks the wet silence as the hilt of Glasyalabolas' dagger hits one of the small bones in one of the remaning fingers.

The body jerks as a response, making the demon chuckle under his breath. His canvas might be strong-willed, but his magic is stronger.

"Oh, I'm starting to get bored..." you fake yawn, wishing for more excitement.

"My... Getting bored already? Why, the evening's just started..." the demon looks back at you with a dark expression, telling you that you just might be his next meal.

Rounding the marble table, he walks towards a wall with ropes hanging from multiple hooks. Taking some of them off, he inspects their lengths until he settles on one that is to his liking.

With fast movements he ties the rope into a noose like the one around his neck. The body of his victim starts visibly shaking as the rough material slides around its neck.

Roughly pulling, the flesh doll finds itself in air, merely swinging like a branch in the wind.

The demon approaches from the front and strokes its cheek lovingly. Like on cue, the form comes alive and starts moving, fighting against the restrains despite all the excrutiating pain of almost-thousand cuts and broken bones.

Glasyalabolas, eager to see his masterpiece, walks over to you, sitting down beside you, pulling your legs over his lap. His hands mirror the same gentlesess they gave his victim's cheek while caressing the inside of your thigh.

The closer the poor soul approaches death, the closer the demon's hand travels upwards, to your heat. The sound of panicked gasps and attempted screams, fuelling his need for you.

Only once the room falls silent again, both of your eyes separate from the now-corpse in front of you. Locking gazes, Glasya pulls you in for a heated kiss.

"Good job..." you whisper after breaking away to take catch your breath.

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"Huhu?" a mischievous nudge alerts you from your lethargy.

After a second or so of no answer, the inked demon's hands wrap around your form with knees close to your chest. As he moves closer behind you, the bed dips a bit more than it did from your form alone.

"Oh, we're having one of those moods again?" the demon still doesn't take your situation seriously.

You slightly shake your head to chase away all those newly-building up tears and take a shaky breath.

"Beel?" you almost whisper.

"Hm?" the demon straightens his legs so each one is on either side of you.

"I need you to do something for me." with a slow turn of your head, you try to look back at Beel.

"Oh?" his lips curl into a smirk, expecting your wish to be something like whisking you away for a long time.

"I need you to get rid of someone."

The demon's expression instantly turns into a scoff at your words.

"Are you sure you know what you're asking of me?"

"I do-" you nod, "- but this person has been ruining my life for so long... I-I need them gone o-or idunno... I might do something to myself instead." your vision fully blurs during your confession, so you just bury your head into your knees like before.

An amused chuckle breaks the strangling silence as the demon picks you up and lays down with you in his arms, spooning you from the back, "Silly Y/N... Go to sleep. You'll feel better in the morning."

Giving up, you allow to take the exhaustion take over your eyelids and a kiss on the cheek from Beelzebub is the last thing your remember before the darkness overtakes you.

The demon king waits for a few minutes, to make sure you're fully asleep before slowly leaving the bed and pulling the covers over your slightly trembling form.

With a soft stroke of your hair and another kiss onto your temple, he walks over to the window and leaves, just as quick as he appeared, to seek out that one unfotunate idiot who dares to make his favorite human cry so much.

In the morning you wake up bright and early, with the Lord od Flies happily snoozing behind you, holding you tight like someone will try to take you away from him.

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The days have been tough for you recently. Okay, not only recently, but as of late things have been worse than before. And all that thanks to special someone who always takes it upon themselves to ruin your day and mood.

You're aware about the things your favorite demon does on mostly-daily basis. He's also the one who's been patiently listening to you venting your emotions every time.

But today you've decided that today will be the last time he'll have to listen to you. You feel guilty for dumping all those negative emotions on him all the time, so today you'll ask for his help in getting rid of that triggering person.

Pacing around your living room, you keep glancing at the clock. Andrealphus is late. Usually, he's on time, but today of all days he has ot be late so that your nerves can get the best of you. For some reason you're scared to ask such thing of him.

Finally, you hear the sound of his footsteps and the movement of the front door.

Making your way to the source of the sound, your eyes cast towards the floor, still heavy with drying tears, notice a spotted line leading up to the feet of the demon.

Worried that Ande has gotten hurt on his way here, your sight darts upwards only to see the demon smile and proudly presenting you with a bloody heart in his hand.

As you gasp out at the scene before you, the demon smiles even wider, showing his teeth. Leaning his bloody scythe by the door, he walks towards you to cradle your face with the less dirty hand, "Now they won't be a bother anymore."

Crying anew you throw yourself aorund the demon's neck, unqable to contain your emotions.

You're finally free.

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(I intended to write this one fully with gore but in the end I realised that it would end up really similar to Glasyalabolas so here's something tamer U.U)

"Angel, do you remember telling me about that annoying person of yours?" Ronove approaches you on a random evening, leaning against a doorframe with his hands crossed over his chest.

"Uhhh... Yeah?" you have no idea where this conversation's going, but you don't like it a bit already.

"I've got a surprise for you, angel. Come to my collection room." just like that he pushes off, turns around and leaves.

Your stomach twists at his words. His collection room is almost always bad news while taking about other beings.

And sure enough, when you enter the room, you find that one person ,who's been making your life living hell, tied down to a chair and gagged.

Upon your entrance, their eyes blow up and they start trying to incoherently scream while thrashing around.

"Uh.. Ron, what is this?" you ignore the muffled desperate pleas and look at the demon.

Ronove only laughs at your question and walks behind his poor victim, draping his hands over their shoulders, "Do not worry. You'll be so beautiful once I'm done with you."

"Ronove?" you try to get the demon's attention again.

Straightening back up, he strides back to you, "Do you like your surprise? You can even stay for the show."

"I-I don't know... I might not be able to take the sight..." you look away. Part of you wants to see the person suffer as much as they made you, but the other doesn't feel as comfortable with gore as Ronove is.

"You can always leave during, angel. I won't ever force you to do something you don't want to." the demon assures you, stroking your cheek and pressing his nose against yours.

"Okay, but try not to make a mess." you sigh and smile.

Its gonna be a long night for the three of you, though mostly for the victim

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Your current state right now could be described as some sort of divine biblical experience.

You're sitting on a cloud, overlooking the lower levels of Heaven and the many busy low ranked angels fly around to fulfill their duties. Tears pooling in your eyes are streaming down your face so much, one, simply based off them, could mistake you for the cruelest Seraphim.

"There ya are! We've been looking for you all over!" a familiar voice of the red Seraphim approaches you from behind.

You don't answer. Don't have the energy to.

"Oi! I'm talking to ya!" he squats next to you to fully get your attention, but as soon as those blood red eyes notice your state, his whole demeanor changes.

Raphael lowers himself on the ground and mirrors your sitting position by swinging his legs over the edge of the cloud.

"Something going on?" facing ahead, he looks at you from the corner of his vision.

You can only slightly nod in answer before your vision is fully taken over by the blurryness caused by more tears coming out.

"Hey-" the Seraphim is about to softly reassure you when his brother interrupts him.

"Ah, so now you're going to be slacking off too-" Michael marches over to the two of you, ready to scold you both, but any further words die off on his tongue the moment he sees the state you're in. His initial annoyance is replaced by worry and anger.

"Y/N!?" his motherly instincts kick in and he's kneeling by your other side, ready to take on anything that has gotten you like this.

"...I-... T-there's this person in the human world..." Michael's warm hand now on your cheek gives you enough energy and courage to share your problems, but ultimatelly, you decide not to and shake your head to dismiss any further words.

" This person made you cry? How dare they! I shall smite them!" the crying Seraphim jumps up and starts summoning some of the low-ranked angels to accompany him on his quest.

"Ah, you're overreacting, dear brother. There's no need for you to go to Earth and take care of that scum." Raphael chuckles at his brother's theatrics.

"Uh, surely you've gone all mad! That sinner deserves to pay for their sins! Why, in our father's name, shouldn't I go rid the human world of them?!" Michael fully unleashes his temper, the wing on his neck twitching in a threatening manner.

"Because that's what I'm about to do!" the lunatic Seraphim replies quickly and jumps off the edge, disappearing into a thin air as he transports himself into your home realm.

"How foolish you are, my dear brother." Michael sighs and follows after Raphael, also jumping off and disappearing only to leave you alone to fully process what exactly just transpired.

Safe to say, you don't even want to see to fallout of the two Serpahims fighting over who gets to slay your tormentor.

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Flushing out the transphobs with Paimon NSFW alphabet

Cw: biting, blood, mentioning period sex like once, sadism.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sex with Paimon is very intense and messy, so there is nothing like bathing together with cuddles, kisses, and words of affirmation before snuggling in bed with the robes on and watching reality TV shows.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your lips there's just something about making your lips bleed while kissing you that sends shivers up his spine. Laughing up your blood with his tongue staining those pretty little lips with his pink cherry chapstick.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Nice and messy, all over your face and body, running down those legs, dripping on the sheets. Covering you in his cum, on your breasts, your ass, your stomach. Anywhere where his cum can reach.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Paimon has a 'streaming' account and has been wanting you to 'collaborate' with him for a while now. He thinks that not only his fans but also he and you will enjoy it very much. Show everyone on the online space how good he is at making you scream, sharing the cute little faces you make with the entirety of hell and maybe even making some devils jealous.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Paimon has the experience of a devil from Abbaddon. He not only knows what he is doing, but he is damn good at it, and he has a lot of pride about it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

His favorite is classic missionary holding your hands down onto the bed, making you look up at him, or you make those cute little faces and pleasure and kiss you deep.

If for some reason that's not available a close second is anywhere where his mouth has easy access to your skin. Nice soft and easy to make bleed.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

80% of the time Paimon is on the goofier side, where he is having sex to enjoy this intimacy with you.

The other there 20% however.... It's hardcore angry. Where he just wants to use you like a fuck toy.... Be careful when he's in one of those moods. You will have purple and bloody skin and deep bite wounds everywhere the next morning.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Groomed to perfection ❤️

He does like hair on his partners but on him personally he'd rather be shaved.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Atmosphere and romance is important to Paimon. Yeah sex is great, But it's so much better if there is build up.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Duh? Who doesn't? Jacking off is healthy. Everyone wacks their dick.

Sometimes like any other devil in Gehenna He gets so angry he jacks off.

But most of the time he usually films at for his 'streams' And he has not subtle about who he's thinking about or what he is thinking about.

If you asked I'm pretty sure Paimon would just tell you casually like talking about the weather.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Period Sex (obvious one let's continue)

Paimon is a BIG bitter, And they don't just take little nibbles like a pussy. His teeth is sinking into your skin and he is leaving marks. And they will bite you for any reason positive or negative even neutral. Paimon is a shark with hands and legs You smell good at therefore you get bite.

You are bleeding from your nose or from a wound? Paimon will taste maybe have a bite.

Little piranha Paimon.

They also have a massive thing for dulling you up with all their collection of makeup just to fucking ruin you. They may not look at it, but Pinemont leads more sadist than masochist in my eyes. They get off to seeing your face swollen full of tears, blood, and makeup smeared with cum all over it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In their bed. His bedroom is very nice and smells very good, he just cleaned it for you and look he brought in a charcuterie board as well :).

Let him feed little cheese and meats to you while he gropes and touches you. In his bedroom no one can take your attention from him and he can have you all to himself and the two of you can hang out before during and after sex :)))).

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Any wound or bruise, if you are bleeding and look a little messed up.

But on the other hand, if you have a nice outfit on maybe even makeup your hair is nicely done all they can think about is ruining you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Paimon will not share. Streaming sex with you is an exception because he's the one fucking you. But he will not share you with anyone else. Paimon gets way too possessive and competitive and usually it will end in blood. Blood that is not his or yours.

Paimon also prefers not to fuck you in public You grab too many eyes. Too many devils trying to grab your attention.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

RAAAAA PUSSY AND COCK RAAAA!

SIT ON HIS FACE RIGHT NOW!!!

SMEAR HIS LIPSTICK ON YOUR SHAFT!!!

GRIND ON HIS FACE.

AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND TAKE HIS COCK LET HIM FUCK YOUR THROAT! DOES THE BURN OF HIS COCK RESIZING YOUR THROAT FEEL GOOD?

(I imagine him wearing this shirt called "I love rainforest pussy." )

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual at first but slowly becoming more fast and rough. Paimon seems to get rougher and rougher over time until this year force of his hip slamming against you is making your legs shake. Please beg he wants to hear your pathetic little human voice bag.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He understands why people like quickies It just isn't for him, when he is pissed however and all he can think about is tearing into the first fuckable body he can see. That goes out the window. Along with anything else that I've said that he doesn't like.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

It's never just fucking with Paimon there has to be something new and exciting. Something that keeps the adrenaline running.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Paimon has the stamina of a horse on crack and his secret is just pacing yourself making sure to slow down every once in awhile when you feel close as well as plenty of stamina training. He also says "Violence :)" but that's a joke I think.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes! Oh fuck yes do you want to see his collection all pink for your pink tax pleasure!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Don't.Tease.Paimon. Paimon is usually a happy-go-lucky person but their patients only last so long. A little bit of teasing is ok but if it happens a little bit too much it gets tiring very quickly. And if you don't give him what he is craving he is going to take it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He doesn't give a fuck how loud he is, if you're being too loud let them hear. He's got to make sure that other devils know that if they want your favor he is a threat. And to stay away.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Paimon loves the concept of slashers, and would love to roleplay that in bed with a gun to your head or a knife to your throat fucking you. It's just... He's bad at it. Paimon It's just not a very good actor. But when they are angry however....

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

A very pretty cock,silky soft cock nice and smooth, a little bit on the longer side tham the thicker side, with heavy balls, with a sensitive tip, that loves to drool.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Paimon sex drive is high very high, You just never know because he doesn't really talk about it all that much. He's more worried about other things.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Paimon usually doesn't sleep after sex, he'd rather spend after sex cuddling and having a lazy time in bed but not sleeping.

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Hello! If It's can I request WHB kings accidentally hurting MC? (Like deep scratcher broken bone if ok with you)

And if not I'm sorry for bothering you! (I love your work a lot!)

WHB kings reacting to accidentally hurting their s/o

⟡ Masterlist ⟡

A/N: Hi! Sorry for taking this long to write this U.U

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Satan hurts all his subjects so much, it's kinda a force of the habit to show his affection more violently

And sometimes he jsut happens to forget that you aren't as durable as all the demons around him

Only once he hears you cry out in pain, he realises his mistake

Within seconds he goes from his usual mischievous self to borderline panicking

He wants to see how badly he's hurt you, but what if he makes it worse?

In a state of utter panic, he scoops you up and takes off running to Paradise Lost, ignoring all the demons calling after him and asking what is happening?

(This may or may not cause a small mob of misinformed demons to form along the day)

After the whole debacle, he'll try and avoid touching you for some time, in fear that he'll hurt you in a fit of emotion again

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Similarly, Mammon doesn't even mean to hurt you in any way

He's just so strong he can't help it :(

It doesn't take much for him to hurt you in a moment of carelessness

So when you call out his name with tears in your eyes, he doesn't think much of if until...

Until he sees your bone in a weird new position that he's never seen before

He does manage to catch you before you pass out from the shock/pain

Immediatelly, all the surrounding demons swarm to you and hopefully one of them calls Buer over to help you

Following that, Mammon will shower you in more gifts than before out of guilt

From that moment on he'll make sure to pause before touching you, so he can consciously readjust his strength

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This one isn't even either one of your faults

Okay, actually scratch that

It's your fault

That's what you get for replying to Levi in a slightly off tone and carrying something sharp

Obviously, when Levi then hangs you for disrespecting him, the pointy thing will cut you as you're dopping it

So don't blame Levi, ok?

Now, now, stop crying so much...

(Your daily dose of Leviathan slander is over)

Actually, if you get hurt while hanging out and Levi isn't annoyed with you, he will try and soothe your injury

But don't get used to it

He just hates that it wasn't him who did that to you

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Roughousing with Beel, it is kinda given that you'll end up with a bruise or a small cut

That's the cost of having fun, no?

But if you actually get hurt, Beel will at first think that you're just making fun of him, so he'll laugh

Then when he actually sees your injury, he'll scoff, more annoyed at himself than you

"Well you should've said that sooner!"

Before you even manage to register what is going on, Beel picks you up and flies with you to Paradise Lost

He won't walk you inside, bc what if some of the medical demons will want to examine him too?

Oh, but once you're out of there, happily carrying a candy for being brave, Beel snatches it and eats it himself

Don't feel bad though :)

Beel will treat you to something in one of his favorite cafés (trust)

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It's kinda hard for me to imagine how you could get hurt around Belphie, since all he does is safe

And even while getting freaky, you're the one setting the pace and all, so it's also pretty safe for you

Like, he is strong but using even a tiny bit of his strength would be too much of a hassle and he couldn't be bothered

Kinda ironic, considering that he's one of the most powerful kings in Hell (though, doesn't PB say that about every king or just a demon in general?)

And if something were to happen to you, Beleth will have no problem tending to you with some of the more basic things

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I think we all expect me to say that yes, on one hand, Asmo knows the limits of human bodies very well, but on the other, in bed, neither of you actually care about that in the heat of the action

If anything, the pain adds to the intensity of the buildup

But outside the bedroom, Asmo is nothing short of caring and attentive, so you don't need to worry about that

If anything, Asmo is happy that after so many years of being married to someone with human limits, he has a reason to be gentle again

Oh, and don't worry, I imagine there are multiple healing demons on stand-by in Abaddon given the nature of the prison

So coming down from you high to find one or more of your limbs broken, tell Asmo and he will carefully entrust you into their hands

(This may or may not count as the entirety of aftercare with Asmo)

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There is no way in Hell tha Lucifer would be able to hurt you

How could he consider himself a healer if someone on his allied side would be harmed by the very same hands that are supposed to heal them

Alas, he does still work in a hospital and there's a lot of opportunities to come in harm's way unintentionally

Like helping out with some surgery and being handed a sharp tool the slightly wrong way

Thankfully it was still sterile and not used on a patient

In that moment all time stops for Lucifer

Critical life-saving surgery be damned

You're hurt and that matters more

Only when you're safely bandaged, taken care of and out of the room, can the surgery continue

Don't expect to be let into the operating room again though