#mama shindou

[juustozzi]

here is my take on some an eating habit most winged people develope.

since winged people have extra two limbs they naturally have to eat more but since it can be hard to eat large portions at once especially at a young age. so most of them starts snacking through out the day so they are well fed.

i like to think that Tenma has either a bag of snacks with him almost at all times or he has little stashes of snacks around places he goes to alot (like his school locker). does tenma share? probably but not always

ahh yes, definitely, frequent snack times for baby birds!! Tenma would have some snacks in his bag, classroom locker, changing rooms locker etc. and Aki would make sure he doesn't run out. maybe she would also have him have a bit of money on him in case something happens, since she can trust he's not wasting it on something unnecessary. (a few times he does, because he's a kid, but he's generally being responsible about it.)

everyone's understanding and respectful of Tenma's eating habits, and sometimes they bring him new stuff to try and Tenma shares from his stash if someone seems hungry/tired or asks nicely, but it doesn't go smoothly all the time...

[inairebun]

Shindou going feral when getting his keshin.... (telling Tenma to move, and shoving him to the side when he doesn't)

[chengluan]

鼓膜の奥 (Komaku no Oku) — 山姥切長義 (Yamanbagiri Chougi) Lyrics (Romaji, English Translation)

cr. Album: IGNITION Artists: Touken Danshi formation of Hanakage, Yamanbagiri Chougi Composer, Lyricist: ジンツチハシ Released: 2024

this specific translation by me! use/repost is fine. credit would be nice!

声が鋭く　鼓膜の奥 Koe ga surudoku komaku no oku A piercing voice, deep inside my eardrum

振動して行くだけじゃ無く Shindou shiteiku dake ja naku More than mere vibration

答えようのない問いかけが今 Kotae you no nai toikake ga ima Now, with questions that can't be answered

宙に舞って霞へ消えて行く Chuu ni matte kasumi e kiete yuku Dancing in empty space, vanishing into the haze

ああ　いつになれば本当のこと Aa itsu ni nareba hontou no koto Ah, how long will I need to wait for the truth?

心を曝け出して言うかな Kokoro wo sarakedashite iu ka na Shall I bare my heart and say it?

張り詰めた空気には雨が降り Haritsumeta kuuki ni wa ame ga furi The rain falls amidst this strained atmosphere

望まれていないのに花が咲く Nozomarete inai no ni hana ga saku Without anyone wishing for it, the flowers still bloom

ああ　これから何回も巡って Aa korekara nankai mo megutte Ah, repeating countless times

心を駄目にして行くから Kokoro wo dame ni shiteiku kara My heart won't make it through this

ねえ　どうしようこんな夜に Nee doushiyou konna yoru ni Hey, what should I do on nights like these?

ねえ　どうだろうこんな姿 Nee dou darou konna sugata Hey, how do you like this appearance of mine?

また晒されてしまえば Mata sarasarete shimaeba If I can bare it all again

楽になるかな Raku ni naru kana Won't it make things easy?

声が鋭く　鼓膜の奥 Koe ga surudoku komaku no oku A piercing voice, deep inside my eardrum

振動して行くだけじゃ無く Shindou shiteiku dake ja naku More than mere vibration

心の底まで響き回り出し Kokoro no soko made hibiki mawari dashi Echoes even to the very bottom of my heart

思考を乱して行く Shikou wo midashiteiku Disrupting all of my thoughts

舞い込んだから　純白のまま Maikon dakara junpaku no mama Fluttering in with a breeze, pure white as you are

考えが収束して行くなら Kangae ga shuusoku shiteiku nara If our ideas can become one

答えを欲しがる事を嘲笑い Kotae wo hoshigaru koto wo azawarai Laughing away at my want for answers

また花を咲かせよう Mata hana wo sakaseyou Let those flowers bloom once more

ああ　飾りあって　騙しあって　 Aa kazariatte damashiatte Ah, in all our pretense, we'll deceive each other

さよなら Sayonara Goodbye

知りたくもないような問いかけを Shiritaku mo nai you na toikake wo Questions I don't even want to know the answers to

何故口に出してしまったのだろう Naze kuchi ni dashite shimatta no darou Why did they come out of my mouth?

ああ　今になっては本当のこと Aa ima ni natte wa hontou no koto Ah, now it's all come true

言わないで欲しいとも思ってる Iwanaide hoshii to mo omotteru Even though I never wanted you to say it

湿っている空気に陽が差して Shimetteiru kuuki ni hi ga sashite The sun shines through the humid air

望まれていないのに乾き出す Nozomarete inai no ni kawaki dasu Without anyone wishing for it, everything turns parched

ああ　またもや何回も巡って Aa mata moya nankai mo megutte Ah, wandering endlessly through the haze again

体を駄目にして行くから Karada wo dame ni shiteiku kara My body won't make it through this

ねえ　そうしようこんな朝に Nee soushiyou konna asa ni Hey, let's do that on mornings like these

ねえ　そうだろうこんな声で Nee sou darou konna koe de Hey, isn't that right? With a voice like this

また空気を震わせて Mata kuuki wo furuwasete Setting the air atremble again

楽になるのさ Raku ni naru no sa It'll make everything so easy

声を確かに　鼓膜の先 Koe wo tashikani komaku no saki A voice rings true, beyond my eardrum

心ごと揺らされたから Kokoro goto yurasareta kara Shaking my heart all the way through

頭じゃ解析出来無い��えが Atama ja kaiseki dekinai furue ga A tremor that my mind can't understand

体に現れる Karada ni arawareru Appears within my body

鋭利な牙を　剥き出したまま Eiri na kiba wo mukidashita mama While baring those sharp fangs

言葉を交わし合ってしまえば Kotoba wo kawashiatte shimaeba Even when we can exchange words at last

答えを見つけ出すことなど出来ず Kotae wo mitsuke dasu koto nado dekizu It's impossible for me to find the answers

すれ違ってしまう Surechigatte shimau We'll pass right through one another

ああ　想いあって　すれ違って Aa omoiatte surechigatte Ah, even with these feelings, we'll pass without meeting

さよなら Sayonara Goodbye

声が鋭く　鼓膜の奥 Koe ga surudoku komaku no oku A piercing voice, deep inside my eardrum

振動して行くだけじゃ無く Shindou shiteiku dake ja naku More than mere vibration

心の底まで響き回り出し Kokoro no soko made hibiki mawari dashi Echoes even to the very bottom of my heart

思考を乱して行く Shikou wo midashiteiku Disrupting all of my thoughts

舞い込んだから　純白のまま Maikon dakara junpaku no mama Fluttering in with a breeze, pure white as you are

考えが収束して行くなら Kangae ga shuusoku shiteiku nara If our ideas can become one

答えを欲しがる事を嘲笑い Kotae wo hoshigaru koto wo azawarai Laughing away at my want for answers

また花を咲かせよう Mata hana wo sakaseyou Let those flowers bloom once more

ああ　飾りあって　騙しあって　 Aa kazariatte damashiatte Ah, in all our pretense, we'll deceive each other

さよなら Sayonara Goodbye

[asknarashikari]

Incorrect CrackFics/Quotes (10552 words) by PokeRamen Chapters: 22/? Fandom: Kamen Rider - All Media Types, Super Sentai Series, Ultraman R/B (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ichinose Houtarou/Kudou Rinne, Magine (Zenkaiger)/Shindai Reika, Kurama Neon/Sakurai Keiwa, Ankh/Hino Eiji, Ankh & Izumi Hina, Fukamiya Kento/Kamiyama Touma/Shindou Rintarou/Sudou Mei, Goshikida Kaito/Stacey, Aguilera | Natsuki Hana/Igarashi Sakura, Banjou Ryuuga & Ichinose Houtarou, Ankh & Hino Eiji & Izumi Hina, Hino Eiji & Izumi Hina, Kisaragi Gentarou & Sakuta Ryuusei, Yanma Gust & Gira Hastie, Rita Kanisuka/Their job, Igarashi Daiji/Kadota Hiromi, Zocks Goldtsuiker/Goshikida Kaito/Stacey, Kiryuu Daigo/Amy Yuuzuki, Kiryuu Daigo/Yayoi Ulshade, Esumi Sousuke/Sutou Miu, Banjou Ryuuga/Kiryuu Sento, Hidari Shoutarou/Philip, Fukami Kanon & Fukami Makoto, Isurugi Misora & Kiryuu Sento, Jeramie Brasieri/Gira Husty, Edami Kyouka/Lachesis, Minato Asahi/Mitsurugi Saki, Minato Asahi & Minato Isami & Minato Katsumi, Tsumuri & Ukiyo Ace, Asaka Keiichirou/Yano Kairi Characters: Tsuruhara Sabimaru, Ichou Renge, Shindai Ryouga, Gaon (Zenkaiger), Zyuran (Zenkaiger), Momoi Tarou, Igarashi Ikki, Vice (Kamen Rider Revice), Goshikida Yatsude, Himeno Ran, Kiryuu Sento, Vroon (Zenkaiger), Igasaki Takaharu, Katou "Cloud" Yakumo, Matsuo Nagi, Momochi Kasumi, Igasaki Fuuka, Imizu Tametomo, Hayami Sena, Ooharu Sayo, Kadoya Tsukasa, Nitou Kousuke, Shijima Gou, Houjou Emu Additional Tags: my hubris gave fruit to a new problem, Crackfics a hoi, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, STRAP IN FOLKS, First fic with the ship tag Kyouka/Lachesis, Mama Emu ain't taking no one's shit Series: Part 2 of Toku Crack Fics Summary: Enjoy I guess, expect quality shift from chapters. Some might be written like chat fics, others like normal fics, sometimes you'll get a few incorrect quotes Also comment suggestions

Guess what I dropped >:3

Wakuwaku!!

Just some slight corrections though- OG Build's last name is Kiryuu, Sento is his first name! So all the sibs would have Kiryuu as their last name as well✌️And Koushirou and Vane's last name is Igarashi 😊

[monster-tree]

rabid dog by deadman, kanji, romaji & translation [ENG]

Kanji

振動共にぶらり回る 意識のない顔

暗がりの中を滑り走るジェットコースター

木馬に乗りゆさゆさする 血の気の無い身体

「言い訳に何の意味があるのかな？」

ワイヤーに首ぶらり絡む 光のない瞳

ニードルに向い滑り走るジェットコースター

回るミキサー詰まるミンチ 骨の軋む音

「命は何処に消えて行くのかな？」

Why did you give birth

Why did you want me

I never for give you

Don’t die like garbage

worth it?

事新しい もも、腕、脳、むね、

生まれた理由に計りがシーソー

肉��シーソー バラバラ死相

worth it?

事新しい肌、目、鼻、口、

自殺を夢見る子供がシーソー

生肉シーソー バラバラ理想

軋むローラー 拘束器具モーターの叫び

目隠ししたまま裁断機の前 爆音のチキンレース

軋む胴体 拘束器具 ファミリーの叫び

暗がりの中を滑り走る

「あの子はどれだったかな～？」

Why did you give birth

Why did you want me

I never for give you

Tell call me dear dad

Please call me many times

Don’t die like garbage

worth it?

事新しい もも、腕、脳、むね、

生まれた理由に計りがシーソー

肉片シーソー バラバラ死相

worth it?

事新しい肌、目、鼻、口、

自殺を夢見る子供がシーソー

生肉シーソー バラバラ理想

I give a value

Romaji

Shindou tomo ni burari mawaru ishiki no nai kao

Kuragari no naka wo suberi hashiru jettokōsutā

Mokuba ni nori yusa yusa suru chi no ke no nai karada

「iiwake ni nani no imi ga aru no kana？」

Waiyā ni kubi burari karamu hikari no nai hitomi

nīdoru ni mukai? suberi hashiru jettokōsutā

mawaru mikisā tsumaru minchi kotsu no kishimu oto

「inocha wa doko ni kiete iku no ka na？」

Why did you give birth

Why did you want me

I never for give you

Don’t die like garbage

worth it?

koto atarashii momo, ude, nou, mune

umareta riyuu ni hakari ga shīsō

nikuhen shīsō barabara shīsō

worth it?

koto atarashii hada, me, hana, kuchi

jisatsu wo yumemiru kodomo ga shīsō

seiniku shīsō barabara risou

kishimu rōrā kousoku kigu mōtā no sakebi

mekakushi shita mama saidanki no zen bakuon no chikinrēsu

kishimu doutai kousoku kigu famirī no sakebi

kuragari no naka wo suberi hashiru

「ano ko wa dore datta kana～？」

Why did you give birth

Why did you want me

I never for give you

Tell call me dear dad

Please call me many times

Don’t die like garbage

worth it?

koto atarashii momo ude, nou, mune

umareta riyuu ni hakari ga shīsō

nikuhen shīsō barabara shisou

worth it?

koto atarashii hada, me, hana, kuchi

jisatsu wo yumemiru kodomo ga shīsō

seiniku shīsō barabara risou

I give a value

Translation

An unconscious face dangling around from vibrations

Sliding within darkness rollercoaster

A bloodless body swaying on a wooden horse

What is the point of making excuses?

Lightless eyes of a hanged, dangling on a wire head

In a spinning mixer minced meat gets stuck and bones creak

Where does life disappear to?

Why did you give birth

Why did you want me

I never for give you

Don’t die like garbage

worth it?

New thighs, arms, brain, chest

Seesaw weights the reasons of being born

In the face of death, seesaw scatters pieces of meat

worth it?

New skin, eyes, nose, mouth

On a seesaw, child dreams of a suicide

Raw meat on a seesaw scatters ideals

Creaking roller, restraints and scream of an engine

Blindfolded in front of a guillotine, explosion of a chicken game*

Creaking body, restraints and scream of a family

Sliding into darkness

Which child was that?

Why did you give birth

Why did you want me

I never for give you

Tell call me dear dad

Please call me many times

Don’t die like garbage

worth it?

New thighs, arms, brain, chest

Seesaw weights the reasons of being born

In the face of death, seesaw scatters pieces of meat

worth it?

New skin, eyes, nose, mouth

On a seesaw, child dreams of a suicide

Raw meat on a seesaw scatters ideals

I give a value

*chicken game is a game when two sides are taking dangerous and drastic measures against each other to see who will give up first. Basically that line describes it well - scream of an engine is meant to be a car’s engine (in this chicken game two cars are driving right into each other. Because no one chickens out and gives up, there is most likely a deathly collision thus the next line which says about explosion and scream of a family

[zerotalentscans]

Gravitation, Track Two

by Maki Murakami

In which Shuichi has a second meeting with his mystery man/ unprovoked critic and invites him to his performance, determined to prove him wrong.

Back again with the second chapter. Things start moving along faster in the second chapter. And it also gets pretty damn funny. Again, the translation continues to be hit-or-miss, with some really great lines, but also a lot of unnecessary additions. A little thing to point out because I’m petty: the spelling of Seguchi’s name. It starts off here being romanized Toma, eventually they settle spelling it Tohma for most the series, but in Ex they decide to use Touma. That last one is probably the most proper/accurate using the most modern translation/rominizing techniques, but it’s the inconsistency that drives me nuts.

Without further delay, enjoy~

Third chapter will be out whenever I get the time to finish it.

And I’ll be sure to add a download link later.

<3

[astrxealis]

FUTA. FUTA SALAMANDER COVER HOOOOOLY SHIT. i am so ready for nov. 23rd. more absolute bangers from futa HELL YEAH

[noodlemori]

I'm just saying if we get new pp content I would really enjoy Akane acting like a mama bear to Arata and Kei. I honestly wouldn't really mind I-

[tehkusogaki]

A matching set. Gifts from Riku to his proud parents.

Because this is the kind of stuff I do when you let me play with photoshop.

[xy-cosplay]

Cosplayers at Acen 2018

Photo 6: Gerudo Link: @pearlpurrmaid; @piyoko-tatsan (I can’t remember who you said you were ;o;)

Please let me know if you see yourself or anyone you know so I can tag them.

[fencer-x]

HEY. KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

TIME TO BINGE THIS AMAZING SERIES AGAIN.

It has come to my attention that some of you people have never watched this show. And since it's been two years since the last time I made a bunch of people watch it, it's time for me to flex my muscles again.

We're gonna watch all 75 glorious episodes + the Hokuto Cup OVA in 6-episode chunks each week, and you're gonna love it. Why?

Summary: 11-year-old Shindou Hikaru is a punkass kid rifling through his grandfather's attic looking for something cool to pawn for cash when he finds an old Go board and BAM he gets possessed by Sai, the spirit of an ancient Go master who (1) is the most adorable thing you've ever seen and (2) really wants to play Go again after 1000 years. Hikaru agrees initially to let Sai play Go through him in exchange for help with his History homework...but he quickly gets bitten by the urge to learn the game himself and earns himself a lifelong rival. Just Shounen Anime Things.

Why you should come watch with us: (1) What's more fun than watching anime with strangers on discord on a Friday night? Nothing! (2) It may not look it, but this is a sports anime. And you know what sports anime have... Lots and lots of homoerotic subtext. And supertext. And just plain text. (3) The music is excellent. OPs and EDs and the soundtrack in general are fire. (4) 1080p with fresh subs. These ain't your mama's 480p fansubs from 2002.

Do I need to know wtf Go is? Absolutely not! You'll pick up some of it as the anime goes, but the series is more about connections between people and the journey to becoming a professional, not the details of the game itself.

How do you get in on this?! Join the stream server and hop on at the appropriate time! We'll start the first episode Friday April 1, 11 PM EST (with a restream Saturday April 2, 9 AM EST) and go weekly from there, six episodes at a time (~2 hours each)

[shorkbrian]

Rating

Okay you know what? dick rating udnerneath the cut. You have been warned.

KIRISHIMA

Has the biggest cock. Mans hung like a horse, doesn’t even have to try to make you feel good cause he hits so deep but also watch out, cause it might hurt. Seriously, he’s so big that if he doesn’t stretch you with like his entire hand before goin in, it’s gonna hurt. Absolutely a cervix kisser. Might even have to get  a bumper or thrust buffer so he doesn’t hurt you. Honey, please don’t even think about deep throating him - it’ll be hard enough to even suck the head he’s so big. His cock gets so flushed when he’s aroused, if you edge or tease him there’s gonna be so much blood pooling in there that it’s gonna be almost purple. curves up the slightest bit (instead of the to side) and it’s heaven when he’s fucking you cause it hits your g spot every. single. thrust. Like I said, he doesn’t even have to try. Unfair honestly. 20/10

BAKUGOU

Girthy boy. He’s a little bigger than average, which inflates his ego a bit, and he’s quite thick. Will stretch you out and you will feel it for days afterwards. Thing about Bakugou, he knows how to use what his mama gave him. Knows how to hit every single angle, will make you cry on his cock. Giving him blowjobs rocks because he’s circumcised and keeps himself very clean down there.  He’s very pink, has a stereotypical “pretty” dick. Isn’t shy about it, prides himself on it actually. 9.5/10

AIZAWA

Thick dick. Deliciously thick, very very wet when he gets aroused. There will be precum leaking everywhere, you might wanna put down a towel. He curves hard to the left, not exactly the best looking package out there but honestly that doesn’t really matter, not when he fucks you so well. Sucking on it is nice because he fills your mouth and throat so nicely. He’s a bit darker, the skin a bit more brown and wrinkly, especially around his balls. 8/10

TAMAKI

He will stab you in the guts with how long he is. Probably feels like you’re getting speared. Isn’t much to talk about girth wise, but hooo boy does he make up for it in length. Luckily, homeboy can make the texture of his dick into a lot of things, and will use that ability to cater to your specific tastes. Want a hentai tentacle monster? he’s your man. Want it to be all slippery and squirmy and pulpy like an oyster? Boom, done. Do you want bumps and lumps and ridges like a starfruit? Okay, sure. Just be warned that he will get a bit overwhelmed at times, and may or may not be unable to stop if you ask him to. 12/10

DENKI

A bit on the small side, nothing spectacular or particularly abnormal in size. Leans a bit to the left, has very nice veins and a deliciously defined glans. Oh man, would be so fun to suck him off with how well you can feel his glans, how you can feel all the veins and feel the blood pumping through him. Would want to cockwarm him in my throat at all hours. Would also want to give him hand jobs at every opportunity just to be able to feel his dick. Is a pleasure to tease and edge because you can tell when he’s about to cum cause his dick jumps. Very twitchy cock, feels a bit weird sometimes if he’s cockwarming you and then suddenly twitches. But idk that just adds to the appeal, doesn’t it? keeps you attentive. 7/10

SERO

Nice size, pretty average in terms of length and girth. He’s the type of closeted freak to take off his pants and reveal he has a reverse Prince Albert on his cock, and oh my lord, does that feel nice when he’s inside you. Would not want to feel that in my throat, but wouldn’t mind running my tongue alllll over and up and around the piercing. He’s got a decent lean to the left, gets all nice and red when you work him up. Cums a ton, so be prepared for lots of cleanup. 6/10

IZUKU

A grower through and through. Is quite small when he’s flaccid but once he starts getting in the mood he’ll fill out a bit. Still a little small, but what he doesn’t have in size he overcompensates for with enthusiasm. Is the easiest for blowjobs because he’s not crazy big, and he’s very sensitive. Will either go several rounds in a very short amount of time, or get overstimulated after cumming once and ask if he can finger you until you finish. He’s uncircumcised but keeps himself clean, not much to look at but feels pretty decent once he gets inside. 6/10

KEIGO

If there was a competition for “best looking cock”, Keigo would win. Is the golden standard for dicks, the best size, length, yada yada. His cock may be the prettiest, but he doesn’t use it quite that often, prefers having you suck him off or jerking into his hand while he eats you out. Probably models sex toys cause his dick is so nice. If he didn’t, I think he’d also have a piercing, probably something unique and gentle like a dydoe. ofc that would mean he has a nice glans. Overall just a very pretty dick, doesn’t use it often. 7/10

SHOUTO

He takes after his father, what more is there to say? You do not expect him to be Hung™️ but oh, is he. Has a dick that does not match the rest of his body, very thick and heavy. That alone is nice, add to it that he does his research and will actively search out how to make you feel the best? Amazing. And then on top of that he can control the frickin temperature? Although sometimes that can be a bit on the dangerous side. Shouto gets very... overcome with emotions and the sensations when he’s in the middle of fucking you and might loose control of his quirk. Could be dangerous. It’ll happen once and you’ll just be lucky he automatically goes for ice instead of fire. After that he works really hard at controlling himself, making sure you’re comfortable and feeling good. A very thoughtful man. 10/10

SHINDOU

His dick vibrates. End of story. No jk, he has a decent dick. The fact that he’s a living sex toy overshadows the fact that he’s a bit on the smaller side. But remember folks, it’s not the size that counts, but the way you use it. And we’ve already established that his dick vibrates. What more do you want? Be sure to tell him not to use his quirk while you’re sucking him off. Also is the best at non-penetrative sex. Will have you cumming in five seconds just from rubbing his dick along the outside of your hole. Once again, vibrating dick. 8/10

SHINSOU

Long and thin. Shinsou doesn’t mind though, he’s able to make you cum just using his words. Likes using sex toys too tho, will add a vibrating cock ring or a bullet vibe, maybe even some warming lube cause he likes a lot of sensation. Is hard to deep-throat, but nice for hand jobs. Has a nice length to work with and won’t strain your wrist. 7/10

[asknarashikari]

Incorrect CrackFics/Quotes (8037 words) by PokeRamen Chapters: 18/? Fandom: Kamen Rider - All Media Types, Super Sentai Series, Ultraman R/B (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ichinose Houtarou/Kudou Rinne, Magine (Zenkaiger)/Shindai Reika, Kurama Neon/Sakurai Keiwa, Ankh/Hino Eiji, Ankh & Izumi Hina, Fukamiya Kento/Kamiyama Touma/Shindou Rintarou/Sudou Mei, Goshikida Kaito/Stacey, Aguilera | Natsuki Hana/Igarashi Sakura, Banjou Ryuuga & Ichinose Houtarou, Ankh & Hino Eiji & Izumi Hina, Hino Eiji & Izumi Hina, Kisaragi Gentarou & Sakuta Ryuusei, Yanma Gust & Gira Hastie, Rita Kanisuka/Their job, Igarashi Daiji/Kadota Hiromi, Zocks Goldtsuiker/Goshikida Kaito/Stacey, Kiryuu Daigo/Amy Yuuzuki, Kiryuu Daigo/Yayoi Ulshade, Esumi Sousuke/Sutou Miu, Banjou Ryuuga/Kiryuu Sento, Hidari Shoutarou/Philip, Fukami Kanon & Fukami Makoto, Isurugi Misora & Kiryuu Sento, Jeramie Brasieri/Gira Husty, Edami Kyouka/Lachesis, Minato Asahi/Mitsurugi Saki, Minato Asahi & Minato Isami & Minato Katsumi, Tsumuri & Ukiyo Ace, Asaka Keiichirou/Yano Kairi Characters: Tsuruhara Sabimaru, Ichou Renge, Shindai Ryouga, Gaon (Zenkaiger), Zyuran (Zenkaiger), Momoi Tarou, Igarashi Ikki, Vice (Kamen Rider Revice), Goshikida Yatsude, Himeno Ran, Kiryuu Sento, Vroon (Zenkaiger), Igasaki Takaharu, Katou "Cloud" Yakumo, Matsuo Nagi, Momochi Kasumi, Igasaki Fuuka, Imizu Tametomo, Hayami Sena, Ooharu Sayo, Kadoya Tsukasa, Nitou Kousuke, Shijima Gou, Houjou Emu Additional Tags: my hubris gave fruit to a new problem, Crackfics a hoi, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, STRAP IN FOLKS, First fic with the ship tag Kyouka/Lachesis, Mama Emu ain't taking no one's shit Series: Part 2 of Toku Crack Fics Summary: Enjoy I guess, expect quality shift from chapters. Some might be written like chat fics, others like normal fics, sometimes you'll get a few incorrect quotes Also comment suggestions

Based on my ask from 2 days ago

[thebladeblaster]

Pokémon: the Vanguard Descends

Chapter 39 The Sunset Dance (Cont.)

He had on a red suit and dress pants with a black tie.

“Yeah, I know we don’t really know each other well though doesn’t mean we can’t dance.”, Emi replied.

“Don’t couples do that? Besides I...can’t dance.”, Chrono replied awkwardly, looking away.

“It’s not just a couples thing you can dance with anyone. Besides…”, Emi trailed off as they looked over to Aichi.

He stumbled a bit at first with the dance, but seemed to get a hang of it.

“My brother didn’t know how to dance either and he’s doing fine.”, Emi finished.

“I guess so. So your um…”, Chrono trailed off.

“Emi Sendou.”, Emi introduced.

“Chrono Shindou. Though, I guess you knew that.”, Chrono introduced.

Chrono still looked a bit nervous as she walked onto the dance floor with Emi.

“They grow up so fast!”, Shin gushed, with comedic tears.

“I can’t believe Chrono is actually dancing. He’s kinda socially awkward, I’m glad he is actually participating.”, Mikuru commented, sweat dropping as Shizuka and Shin were very embarrassing with all their pictures.

“Wanna dance Misaki? You are being such a stick in the mud even Aichi’s out there. Heck, even Ahmes and Soul Saver are out there!”, Miwa offered.

“Fine. One dance if it will shut you and Shin up.”, Misaki replied annoyed with a sigh.

“Nice!”, Miwa cheered, as he took Misaki’s hand walking onto the dance floor.

“This is a nightmare!”, Kamui comedically cried, as he was forced to dance with Nagisa while Gouki laughed.

“Where’s Kourin?”, Morikawa questioned, with Izaki next to him looking around like a hawk.

“I don’t think they’d be here do you? I would think it be too pedestrian for them.”, Izaki replied.

“I will find you my true love!”, Morikawa yelled, rushing in as Izaki hastily followed him.

With Aichi…

Kourin debated taking off her veil though was way too nervous. She didn’t know why she wasn’t normally this nervous. She just felt this way around Aichi and she didn’t know why. Aichi tried to follow what she had told him to the best ability trying to look her in the eyes as much as he could.

Off to the side unknown to them the media had got their cameras focusing on Aichi because he was the champion. Aichi’s attention was focused squarely on trying to look Kourin in the eyes and avoiding stepping on her toes. Kourin’s hand hovered over the top of her veil shakily.

“You don’t have to if you don’t want to.”, Aichi said.

“No, it’s fine. It’s a little ridiculous to expect you to look at my eyes when you can’t see them.”, Kourin replied, lifting it a bit.

Aichi’s eyes widened in surprise when the veil was removed revealing the girl as Kourin. The image was finally complete. Aichi held in a gasp feeling his heart flutter inside his chest.

“Kourin looks really good in that dress. What’s this feeling in my chest? It’s all warm and fuzzy like before we went to storm Grandblue city, but it’s different somehow.”, Aichi thought, lightly blushing.

“I can’t believe I didn't recognize you.”, Aichi said.

“You probably didn’t expect an idol to stumble on the dance floor.”, Kourin replied.

“Hehe. That’s probably it. Idols get nervous too I guess.”, Aichi chuckled.

“Well...I’ve never danced with a guy. My dance teacher was a woman.”, Kourin defended.

“I’m nervous too. I’ve never danced with a girl. You know you look really nice Kourin.”, Aichi replied, sheepishly.

“You too...I didn’t think you’d look so nice in a suit.”, Kourin replied, before blushing when she realized what she said.

“Haxorus! Haxorus! (Look mama I’m dancing!)”, Soul Saver called out.

They both chuckled a bit as they saw Soul Saver dancing with Ahmes mimicking the way Aichi was dancing. Of course, Soul Saver was much more hyper about it while Ahmes was very calm.

“Gallade. Gallade. Gallade. Gallade.Gallade. Gallade. Gallade. Gallade. (I am very proud of you, my vanguard. Make sure you make her happy.)”, Ahmes said, making Aichi blush madly.

“A-Ahmes!”, Aichi stuttered embarrassingly, knowing what Ahmes was implying.

“Kourin!”, Morikawa squealed as the two suddenly looked over.

They stopped awkwardly as Morikawa rushed up to them like a madman.

“Who do you think you are dancing with my beloved Kourin?!”, Morikawa questioned, pointing at Aichi.

“I didn’t even know it was her until she took her veil off.”, Aichi defended, raising his hands.

“Not this annoying guy again.”, Kourin said, talking about Morikawa.

“You couldn’t even tell it was her! You don’t deserve to dance with my darling Kourin if you can’t instantly recognize her!”, Morikawa said angrily.

“You didn’t know it was her till she took off the veil either.”, Izaki said, before Morikawa growled at him.

“Shut up!”, Morikawa growled.

“Can you leave us alone?”, Kourin asked as Morikawa gasped in disbelief.

“Then, I challenge you Sendou Aichi to duel for Kourin’s heart!”, Morikawa declared dramatically, catching some attention.

“Oh for the love of...Didn’t Aichi already beat you in a battle earlier today?”, Kourin questioned.

“I’m not talking about a battle! A true mono e mono duel between men!”, Morikawa replied.

“Morikawa we don’t have to fight. How would we even duel without swords? Besides Kourin doesn’t seem like she wants you bothering her.”, Aichi replied.

“You're right about that, Aichi.”, Kourin agreed.

Morikawa growled in fury glaring at Aichi.

“What’s so special about that freak anyway huh?! That stupid Pokémon boy!”, Morikawa questioned, pointing at Aichi.

Aichi looked down as Kourin glared at Morikawa.

“I don’t care about that. I like Aichi for who he is. I wouldn’t hate him for some stupid shallow reason like that.”, Kourin defended, much to Aichi’s surprise mostly at the ‘like’ part.

Aichi blushed at Kourin defending him however he wasn’t the only one. Gouki came up glaring at Morikawa.

“Hey, that’s my friend, you're insulting!”, Gouki said angrily.

Morikawa and Izaki flinched as the big teen glared at them. Next to him was Kamui growling at Morikawa with Nagisa clinging to him.

“Don’t talk that way about brother Aichi!”, Kamui said angrily.

“It was because of him I could dance with my beloved Kamui today! You big meanie!”, Nagisa added.

The two jumped as Soul Saver roared angrily at them and Ahmes glared.

“Not cool man.”, Miwa said seriously, with Misaki beside him glaring at Morikawa which caused him to flinch more than Gouki’s especially as she menacingly cracked her knuckles.

“Hey, there’s no need for that kind of talk here. We’re all here to have fun.”, Koutei said, to Morikawa calmly with Yuri beside him glaring at him with her hands on her hips.

“Yeah, you should be thanking that kid he’s a hero if I have ever seen one.”, Kurosawa said and Gunji nodded in agreement.

“Yes, Sendou Aichi is an honorable man and I won’t be quiet as you talk bad about him.”, Gunji added.

“If it wasn’t for him I’d heck everyone would still be living in fear of Team Asteroid.”, Kishida added.

Emi pouted angrily at Morikawa and Chrono frowned at him.

“Don’t talk about my brother like that!”, Emi said angrily.

“Hey, he saved me and my auntie, jerk!”, Chrono said, with a surprisingly threatening glare for a 10 year old.

Kai walked up with a silent rage with his hands in his pockets glaring at Morikawa. Even others, people he didn’t even know came up to his defense.

“Guys…”, Aichi muttered as a small smile formed on his face.

“Before, I set out on my adventure. I only had Ahmes to come to my rescue. It’s so strange to see all of these people defending me.”, Aichi thought, putting his hand over his chest feeling a warm feeling in his chest more familiar to before they stormed Grandblue city.

“What’s going on here,”, Shin asked, as he walked up with the rest of the adults and Pokémon confused about the situation since they were further away.

Morikawa and Izaki backed away nervously not expecting to get ganged up on like this. Morikawa snickered before turning away.

“Let’s get out of here!”, Morikawa grumbled angrily, before him and Izaki ran out of there.

“Wait Morikawa!”, Aichi called out, reaching out for Morikawa.

By the time he got to walk forward they were already long gone.

“He’s already gone. I wanted to try talking to him.”, Aichi said as Kourin sighed.

“You’re too nice, Aichi.”, Kourin replied, before grasping his hand.

Aichi looked over to Kourin.

“Should we finish our dance?”, Kourin asked as Aichi looked back and then to Kourin.

Everyone had gone back to where they were before the commotion.

“Yeah, let’s do it.”, Aichi replied.

They had one last dance before a beautiful sunset that illuminated them.

“Operation: hook up. Success!”, Rekka whispered as she danced with somebody in the distance.

“They both look so happy.”, Takuto commented, popping out with Suiko beside him.

“Master Takuto, did you extend the sunset for them?”, Suiko asked.

Takuto’s only response was a coy cat-like smile.

To be continued...

[maskedmuses-archived]

Snake of Golden Wings

This is a story of how a mother molded a man. 

Please be advised of the following tags: tw death, tw mental abuse, tw abuse, tw child abuse. Readmore for content and length.

Within Rusephine’s domain, good fortune had always been categorized by the colors white and gold. When the queen had produced a pearly egg, the kingdom had rejoiced, thinking her to have consummated a relationship with a new found king after three hundred years of rule. Whispers of a visitor from the Reptile Kingdom joining Rusephine had come to fruition when Gyasa, prince of the Snakes, had been discovered leaving behind the woman and egg he had helped borne into this world to return to his jungle.

There was no celebration when there was no King to accompany their Matriarch. No merriment when the egg shifted towards a gold, then twisted to a green sheen across its shell. Only fear erupted, when the crown prince emerged from the cracks in his birth casing. Golden hair dribbling down his face, and green eyes pupiless stared up at his mother, who glowered at the hatching of her only child.

Ensuring he imprinted upon her, Rusephine made eye contact merely once in the birthing room to bestow the hatchling a name: Osiris, the ancient human god of death. Then, with a purposed step, turned away from her newborn son, never to meet his gaze again for the next few years.

As a young child, he only aimed to impress his mother, to get her to look upon him with a smile without any success. Whether he made small drawings, or behaved well, nothing but a scowl was given before his mother would retire into her locked room, incapable of penetration by any aside whom Rusephine allowed.

His tiny wings began to flourish, the golden color predicted by his egg’s hue giving them a glittering color as he tried to flap and use them, honing his skills for flight. His body grew lanky, his tail stretching to accommodate his form, but the reptilian aspects taking form. Points along his canines, the skin that sloshed off of him in baths, his pointed ears coated with soft scaling.

Of course, there were those eyes that even the servants within the palace would not look directly upon.

Once Osiris managed to hover for more than a few seconds, he requested an audience with his mother. A proud child of five, able to hover longer than any else who had wings double his age, displayed the ability before his mother in the royal throne room. As she stared upon her creation, Rusephine’s face was cemented into a frown before she extended her hand, her feathers shooting out and surrounding his wings.

“No monster like you should be flying without permission.” Her voice echoed in the hall, striking his chest hard. Pain began to surge through his wings, his mother’s feathers crackling with a hellish static. A cry resounded in his head, only to realize it was his own screech as the power from the General took to his wings. Suspending them in time, they no longer grew, stumped, and the pain was blinding as he fell to his knees.

Nothing hurt more than the pain of being considered a monster.

Months began to pass and with the inability to fly, Osiris had become trapped within the palace. Creeping about and exploring new ways to make his home more interesting, Osiris stumbled upon guests that had been invited to their home. They were humanoid, one of them very pregnant. They had come to check up on his mother. A meeting of the Generals, as it would be later told to him by his room’s guard.

Crawling out of the vent in his room and to peer upon the meeting, eight adults surrounded a table, the boy finding it fascinating. All different people with so many names, Osiris had only ever seen bird-like Enterrans before. One was a large Taurian of sorts, one aquatic, one that seemed like a lion, one armored and bug like, a blond like him, who had fearsome green eyes. Then, there were the two humanoids.

The brunette, who began to speak, sounded kind. “Rusephine, Osiris seems to be growing very well. You should send him to Shindou sometime.” A gentle pat to her swollen stomach. “Koyakumo will need someone to look after her.”

“He is not some caretaker for your spawn, human.” Rusephine spoke flatly, riling the male humanoid before letting out a sigh. “I will consider visiting your little village when he is older. He needs to be taught his duties first.”

A huff came from the blond man, who crossed his arms and frowned at the Bird Queen. “He ought to learn it from his father. After all, my cousin may have his own quirks, but you did allow him into your chambers without any consult.”

A fist slammed down on the table, eclipsing the small gasp from the rafters, feathers bristled, but the woman was smiling. “Ryuma, you know I dislike mention of him at these meetings. Shall we move on from talking of our progeny, when you have none after your failure to make the human your bride?”

The silence that fell upon them was ignored as Osiris began to shift quietly away. He had a father. A father! He wanted to know more and plotted to greet the guests as soon as they left.

Crawling back to his room and bursting out of the room he had been sequestered in, the boy rushed down the hall, encountering the group as they began to exit. The female human had spotted him, and tugged on the male’s arm at her side, beckoning him to look. The violet haired man turned, the small child coming only to his knee.

“May I…May I visit you?” He blurted out. “You and your egg?” He pointed towards the brunette’s stomach causing laughter to ring from the woman as she nodded.

Smiling down upon the boy, she leaned down, gently patting his head. “Come any time you like, Osiris.”

A gasp emitted from his tiny frame. “You…know my name?” The two nodded, before Ryuma began to encroach.

“I’m sure Rusephine calls him something quite different.” As the woman’s hand began to move away from his golden locks, the man’s fingers extended down, giving him a small tap along the head. “I’m sure the boy hasn’t heard his name in years.”

“Ryuma!”

“Don’t scold me, huma—Yakumo.” A glance towards the male beside the woman made Ryuma reconsider his words. “Just because Mushra has bested me before does not make me wrong.” A turn and wave to them before he walked beyond the large doors, leaving behind the couple that had stopped. Both of them offered a smile to him before waving and giving pursuit to the other general.

Osiris stood in awe for a moment. A smile, a kindness. His name. It was all so new, his clawed fingers coming to touch the top of his head where he had been patted and given affection. Yet, it still felt empty; he only yearned it from his mother.

Sneaking out into the world had become common place for him when his mother’s attention was distracted by the Generals—people she had come to learn and understand their roles in the world as he grew—and met with the people in the city. Most were afraid of his appearance, but appreciated the help he could muster to them, from carrying groceries, to helping people with household chores.

Finally, cultivating enough bravery from those he helped, Osiris mustered enough strength to approach his mother once more. To ask to fly to this place that had been established: A city called Shindou.

“Alone? Little monster, are you mad?” Rusephine scoffed before looking away. “Guards—“

“Mother, if I am to be a good heir, don’t I need to see the world?” That was what he had deemed his role as a prince was, to become the successor to her throne. To make her proud. With how suddenly the Queen was upon him, her fingers digging into his face to the point he feared he might bleed and the rage swirling in her eyes, Osiris realized in an instant he had been far too mistaken.

“You are not my heir. I will rule for all time, do you understand?” A hastened nod that made her grip tighten painfully was made from his frame. “Good. Now, we can put this to rest—“

“If I see this place, I can become of better use to you!” Osiris sputtered out, his mother releasing his face and staring upon her son as he began to explain. “I…I can fly there and we can use this.” Plucking one of his small feathers, he knelt down and offered the golden gift to her. “My power can communicate with you. I can tell you if they are plotting anything. So that way, no one can challenge your authority!”

Silence fell between them, only the sound of the guard’s armor shifting nervously as Rusephine inspected the feather. Finally, her hand came down, placing firm upon his crown. “What a good little thing you are, thinking of your mother.” Slipping her hand away, Osiris was able to peer up, seeing his mother, wings expanded, and a smile stretched across her features. Truly, she was angelic and the boy felt weak before her.

“Let’s restore those wings of yours, my little monster.”

Shindou was a wondrous place to Osiris. All sorts of people were bustling around and finding the two who led the city—Mushra and Yakumo—hadn’t been easy. Practically lost, it was a small voice that had found the boy. “Hello!” Sounding akin to a chirp, confusion filling the prince as he glanced about, only for the voice to beckon once more. “Down!” It offered out.

The boy dipped his head, finding a violet haired child bowing to him before lifting up and smiling broadly. “Birdy!” She giggled out, he furrowing his brows in confusion until the girl pointed at his wings. “Mama said to find birdy!”

Once he arrived at the home of the Generals, Osiris had learned that was not what Yakumo had told the child, Koyakumo. Instead, she had told her to find someone with wings, but the three year old barely knew what that meant, so her father had clarified it was like a bird.

Osiris already felt tired and he had just arrived. Feeling as if this might have been a mistake, he turned, but his shirt was tugged on by the child, beckoning him to look back at her. When he did, he expected her to cower, just as all other children did. But instead she stared in awe at him, her mouth forming a circle in surprise. “Birdy has pretty eyes!” She cheered out, boy’s cheeks turning a bright red with a sputter.

It was a first, and the woman, Yakumo, swooped in to garner her child. “Forgive her, she speaks her mind ever since she learned to talk. Reminds me of someone I know.” A playful gaze was thrown to Mushra who chuckled. “Make yourself at home, Osiris.”

Home. That was what Shindou became for the boy.

Especially when it was where his father could meet him without the hounding from his mother.

Osiris had not held up his end of the bargain, instead giving his mother some information, but not all of it. Some that had been withheld was that of meeting with Gyasa within Shindou’s walls. It had been his mother that banished the prince from seeing his egg, and truthfully, the man seemed grateful. As Osiris grew towards a man, the more and more he realized the Snake Enterran would never have offered more than simply conflict within his life.

But the rebellion felt nice. The doors began to open to Osiris and upon his sixteenth year, he was openly helping the city, quelling their fears of him and instead his connections began to rise, not only of the other nobles, but of the common people. However, no matter what, any say of his succession was squashed, his mother always on the tip of his silver tongue.

She only left his mouth when his chambers were filled, those wishing to taste royalty, and deprived as he was, Osiris welcomed them, even without any enjoyment of his own. They smiled at him and relished his presence.

Even if they avoided his eyes.

The playboy was settled in his life, at least, until a visit when he was seventeen, and Gyasa had brought with him an attendant that wanted to meet his lord’s son. Older than him, the man was a reptile Enterran, a long green tail and scaling around his eyes and shoulders. His golden eyes were enticing, and despite being within the center of Rusephine’s domain, Osiris welcomed his father and his guest, Dipil, into the palace for the former to have conference with his mother.

The latter? Within days has Osiris wooed and welcoming him into lover’s embraces, all other expelled from his chambers in favor of his lover.

For the first time in years, things had seemed to be going well for the man, he was in love. He finally felt like the walls of the palace were a safety, not a prison. He could relish his company and fall asleep in his arms. A blissful dream.

But nothing more than that.

On the eve that Gyasa was to depart, a small glimmer of steel reflected the moonlight that filtered into the prince’s chambers. Dipil awoke the naïve man with blade to his throat, threatening to end his existence. He was a danger to those in the reptile kingdom. A posed false king among those in the actual ranks who worshiped his father. “Who could ever really love a monster like you?” A hissed out insult that snapped the last thread of hope in his heart.

“I do.”

The woman’s voice radiated, the reptile hissing as he was lifted up from atop his former lover’s frame, instantly his limps being split by razor sharp feathers. Blood rained from above, splattering the prince with crimson, which cleared only when tears rushed down his cheeks, leaving pale streaks in their wake. His mother stood at the door, holding the feather he had given her years before. “I never trusted this man. Finish this, Osiris.”

A command from his Queen, his mother, Osiris could not refuse. His body moved on its own, green stare unable to break away from Dipil. A trembling hand reached for his longer feathers, intending to turn them to steel, as the barely living man whispered from above. “…I’m sorry. I love you.”

Before Osiris could strike, the man disintegrated into a card, which felt helplessly through the air and landed upon the floor. The prince crumpled to the ground, weakened, and Rusephine rushed in, wrapping her arms and wings around him, pulling his feeble frame close to her chest.

“It’s alright now.” Tears were renewed along his face, confusion lighting his features as his mother hugged him. “This is why you should listen. Why you should never leave. People will want to kill you, no matter how much good you do in this world. Do you understand why?”

Shaking his head, Osiris couldn’t comprehend. He had done everything, given everything, done everything to know what love was. Rusephine smiled, leaning close to his ear with a small whisper.

“Because you’re a monster that only I can love.” Her smile turned wicked as the light began to dim from Osiris’ eyes. “Do as I say, stay here with me, and we can rule this world, together. Have whatever toys you want, but in the end?” Pulling her face back and placing her hand on his bloodstained cheek, the boy unable to divert his gaze from the woman’s. “I shall give you whatever you wish, as long as you obey me. None else shall suffer this fate.” Her wing brushed against the fallen card, scratching into it. “As long as you be a good little monster and offer me all of your power whenever I call upon it.” Her smile turned tender, a gentle stroke of her thumb against his cheek. “Do you understand, Osiris?”

“Yes…Mother.”

[thesecondcircleofkel]

Valentine’s Day WIPs

So far I have: 

Monoma Neito 

Roronoa Zoro 

Trafalgar Law

Shanks 

Tokoyami Fumikage

All Might/Toshinori Yagi 

Kenpachi Zaraki

Todoroki Shouto

Byakuya Kuchiki 

Amajiki Tamaki

Kuroiro Shihai 

Shinsou Hitoshi

Iida Tensei 

Aizawa Shouta 

Kaibara Sen 

Honenuki Juzo

Ace

Bakugou Katsuki

Tougata Mirio

Urahara Kisuke

Midoriya Izuku

Shigaraki Tomura 

Sero Hanta 

Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez (I’m too lazy to spellcheck that right now)

Kaminari Denki 

Shindou You 

Dabi (there's a bit more to go along with this, but don't worry anon, I got you)

Marco

Fatgum

Kirishima Eijirou 

Present Mic

Unohana

Chad

Iida Tenya

Rangiku Matsumoto

Mayuri Kurotsuchi 

Shuuhei Hisagi 

Hawks

Ulquiorra

Tsukauchi

Yoruichi 

Ashido Mina

Yaoyorozu Momo

Tsuyu Asui

Uraraka Ochako

Mama Midoriya 

Mama Bakugou

Coyote Starrk

Shunsui Kyouraku 

Jirou Kyoka

Remember, these will be posted on Valentine’s Day and the day after (if need be), plus you can request them through Valentine’s Day! 

I will try to keep this updated so everyone knows that I got their request.