#maltis

[shieldherostuffs]

Melty: I think Mother is disappointed in you.

Malty: What?

Melty: She asked me to give you this note.

Malty, reading the note: "Dear Eldest Daughter, I hope this note finds you before I do."

[bigbadaud999]

arararadia

[variouspolltournaments]

Anti-Propaganda is not allowed. Please only give reasons to vote for something and not give reasons to vote against something.

[vsthepomegranate]

Bitches Brew (1970)

by Miles Davis

[katanadragonking]

[alloverandrestart]

Nick Jonas with daughter, Malti Marie Chopra Jonas

[asthedeathoflight]

Im allergic to cinnamon (fucked up) so today i made cinnamon rolls but swapped the cinnamon in the filling for cocoa powder. I may be a genius. Call back in a few hours.

[lilium-dragomir]

[nice-bright-colors]

Accept. Adapt. Pivot. Agility

Or AAPA as I like to call it.

Today is The Wife’s™️ Birthday. All she really wanted was to find a new place with really good beer*, that serves a burger**, since our go-to just recently closed permanently.

Somebody*** didn’t do their thorough due diligence. When we got to the new place to try they are closed on Mondays.

So initiate operation AAPA.

Somebody**** decided on taking our chances with what we could find across the street at a standard grocery store. We will try again on Wednesday for that local***** brewery, with high hopes it will work out.

…and voilà…problem solv•ed

My take on a plant based Korean street taco with daikon, carrots, ginger, Beyond steak tips, sesame, purple cabbage, cilantro, and a Bitchin’ sauce******

I managed to fuck things up and save the day within an hour. The Scotch Ale is just an added bonus.

[shieldherostuffs]

Motoyasu: It's pretty cold outside. Wanna hold hands to keep warm? We should also stay close, y'know, to keep warm. Myne: Of course, Sir Motoyasu! Naofumi: It's the fucking middle of summer.

[bigbadaud999]

BILLIONS MUST MEOW

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

[piosplayhouse]

I knew there was special dialogue for if you changed yourself to look like an npc but I didn't know there was already an npc that looked like ME !!! 🥺🥺 MALTY MY BELOVED I WAS SO SURPRISED WHEN I RESCUED HER

"Huh huh?! A cute face similar to mine!!" "if only I had a camera, I'd be able to take an interesting video!"

[ultraericthered]

Evil Princess Done Wrong VS Evil Princess Done Right

I cannot speak too highly of either The Rising Of The Shield Hero or Ovelord, and I find both these characters detestable on a personal level. But on the basis of character writing, I have to give Ovelord (the worse of the two) this; Renner Theiere Chardelon Ryle Vaiself is leagues better an "evil princess" character than Malty Melromarc.

And I think the main reason why goes without saying: you actually really fucking buy why anyone would be decieved and manipulated by her, and that it depends on her intellect rather than the stupidity and gullibility of others. Malty is insultingly Obviously Evil, her lies and manipulations are so easy for anyone with half a brain to tear through and expose as falsehoods she's using to work some angle and get her way, and she seems to just exist to commit self-serving crimes that hurt others for kicks, for no reason deeper than Slutty Bitchy Devil Woman Is Bad. Whereas as horrific the evil committed by Renner upon her own kingdom and all of humanity, you're a bit more understanding of why no one stopped her before it got to that point: her facade is genuinely convincing in how charming, sweet and benevolent she seems, and she had done acts of genuine good for the kingdom such as abolishing the slave trade (which she did because her ethical line drawn against such a practice was sincere.)

Also worth mentioning is how Renner actually has a background-based reason for why she turned out so bad whereas Malty doesn't, and while Malty is a Hate Sink designed to have viewers/readers rooting against her and calling for her blood, Renner is so efficient at how completely evil she is that many viewers/readers were actually rooting for her and are all too happy to see her come out on top.

[animemaniac21]

Right now, I’m convinced; that the author Aneko Yusagi wants us to hate the other three heroes. Like come on, after all this, you believe Myne...Bi**h...and like how brainless can you get? Plz someone spoil me and say Myne is using mind-control of some kind. Or else, I just can't deal anymore with the dumbness of them. I thought after losing his comrades, Ren would go through a redemption arc or something.

"They were weak and held me back. I can't be blamed for their deaths"

"Naofumi, did you really-"

GO FY FR.