#malewife ruggie

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#339 Cubs

Inside your home, You stir from their slumber as Your Malewife Ruggie in your arms starts to shake awake

Rugg: Babe wake up!

Yuu: huh what?

Rugg: if we had cubs, would they have your looks and my brains? Or would they have my looks and your brains?

Yuu: Hmm…option two. You’re such a gorgeous sight~*Still sleep deprived as they kiss his ear tip to call it a night*

Rugg*Eyes widen as his tail starts to wag uncontrollably*B-babe?

Yuu: yeah?

Rugg: I wanna have a cub...NOW

[honeynclove]

floyd leech...... or ruggie

I think there’s like three bingos on Floyd’s don’t ask why 😭😭 guys I promise I LOVE ruggie it just looks bad when u pair him against a leech twin

[eel-slime-supremacy]

what twst characters i think have the most male-wife potential

No particular order. I will not elaborate. :) Jamil Viper

Trey Clover

Ruggie Bucchi

Jade Leech

Malleus Draconia

Vil Schoenheit

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

may 2024 twst manga updates~

***This includes spoilers for the Episode of Savanaclaw, Episode of Octavinelle, and the 4koma!***

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LILIA SILVER AND SEBEK LOOK SO GOOD HERE 🤡 I love how Silver and Sebek are constantly shown flanking Lilia, it really enhances the bodyguard/knight vibes! Every time Lilia appears, he always looks like he's having so much fun. Lil' guy is living it up in every panel! Especially when he appears upside down to spook Ruggie.

efbiuSIUBDBYypvfW9wpWD THIS SHOT IS SO GOOD??????? ?I'M LIVING FOR CATER MAKING SILVER AND SEBEK LOOK LIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE AS HE HANGS ON THEM.............. .... . . . . ....... .. .... .. . . . . .. ..

Ruggie's despair is delicious 🤤 He's thinking about all the events that led up to this point and about how that will now all go to waste. Now that I think about it and I have the visual right in front of me... That's the same thing Leona felt every time he got knocked down for his efforts. The parallels, man...

Well, fellas... Looks like it's probably Overblot Leona time next chapter. A detail I love here is that, from Leona's perspective, all the faces of his dorm members are sorta blotted out... which is interesting seeing as how it was stated that Mrs. Rosehearts' face was intentionally blotted since she is considered the source of Riddle's trauma + the light novel tells us that Leona fears seeing hope and desperation for a better future in others because it might motivate him to try again, thus prompting another failure or rejection... 😭

Palace servants: Young master Leona's magical power is so strong, it's scary!! Leona: Damn, they don't understand me! They judge me before they even get to know me. If I were the older brother, they wouldn't be saying this stuff. Also Leona: [see image above]

MALEWIFE MODE RUGGIE????? 😭 What a contrast to the Ruggie in the Episode of Savanaclaw who is really going through it…

Love the detail of Yuuta and Grim helping out with chores in the background! It shows that they’re trying to pull their weight while they stay over.

Babe, wake up... New Yuuta and Leona reaction images just dropped from the Episode of Octainvelle... (I am Yuuta whenever new TWST content drops and my non-Twstie friends are Leona whenever they're listening to me blab nonstop about the updates--)

Yuuta once again proves to be my favorite of the current Yuu iterations 🫶 He’s just so sweet and hopeful!

We actually get to see the class photo!! Although the resolution here is very grainy. I'm really hoping that we get to see a close-up after Azul's OB!! I'm dying to see what he looked like as a kid!

fbhlavfuoeqy8vevif;fa fai THIS CHAPTER REALLY MADE ME LIKE ACE?????? ??? ? ?? ? It's probably because he gives the same flawless liar (even though the acting is sooo overexaggerated) energy as Jade in book 4. There's a really fun scene where he's distracting the Atlantica Museum guards and really hamming it up. He looks so cute while he's being (fake) upset yet so enthusiastic!!

This was my favorite part!! Ace excitedly talks about how he's always been interested in merfolk since he was little (lie) and how he saved up all his money to come to this museum (also a lie)... THEN BRO HAS THE AUDACITY TO POSE LIKE THIS AND TALK ABOUT WANTING TO BE A PART OF THAT WORLD????? ?? ???? ? ?? ? ?? ARIEL WHO>?????? ?? ??? ?? ? ?I o NLY KNOW TRAPPOLA NOW

One of the 4koma this month is about Octavinelle going on a camping trip! Azul wants to study the stars for money-making ideas/inspiration.

When talking about auroras, they're reminded of the Diasomnia students and think about making an aurora-colored drink to sell to them. The Octatrio also star-gaze and talk about aliens + selling octopus to them. They discuss the idea of filling a space suit with water and fish to they can walk in space too.

The other 4koma is about Trey brushing the mouths of his mandrake (as they have no teeth but dirt). He insists that everyone should have a clean oral cavity.

You can even tell which mandrake is Trey’s because it has a bunch of toothbrushes stuck in its pot 🪥

Jamil was planning on using his own mandrake to make an ancient remedy for relieving toothache. Trey is uh… interested… and attempts to test out the healing toothpaste for himself (Jamil of course stops him).

Trey… you’re the most NORMAL one, why are you like this OTL

[merakiui]

ruggie would be so mean about it too 😞

he’s holding a knife while making u finger/stroke urself and degrading you for ‘getting off to a serial killer’ like he isn’t making u do it >:[

also probs makes u ride the knife handle…

WAAAAA SO MEAN,,, teasingly asking you if you’ll look this messy when he’s gutting you with his knife. >_< begging him to be spared while you’re speared open on the handle of the knife… and he just watches with that mischievous smile of his. Who knows what he’ll do. If you put on a good show, he might consider it. You’re cute enough. A second mouth to feed, sure, but if you keep quiet and are always obedient he can let you live with him for a little while. <3

You expect him to make you do all the housework, but Ruggie has that covered. He’s malewife first, serial killer second.

[ithseem]

What Your Favourite Twisted Wonderland Character Says About You

**Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if any of you are offended, sorry 😅. Anyway, on to the assumtptions! Also, I cannot say how accurate this is**

Riddle Rosehearts:

You thought his uptightness was too much for you, but post-book one he became your favourite and you can't help but respect his growth. I don't blame you, his backstory was a tear-jerker

Trey Clover:

You want a malewife

Cater Diamond

There's a 40% chance you're bi and there's a 30% chance you follow Danny Gonzalez (and/or one of his clones)

Ace Trappola:

You either have no filter or you wish you could get rid of yours

Deuce Spade:

You think the Bad Boi + Himbo combo is cool and lowkey simpable. There's also a 40% chance you're neurodivergent

Leona Kingscholar:

You're the therapist friend in your group who desperately needs therapy. That or you're really horny

Ruggie Bucchi:

You didn't grow up with much money, and you relate to his struggle. Also, you'll never forgive Andrew Tate for what he posted

Jack Howl:

The more you get to know him, the more you see him as a tsundere puppy. There's also a 20% chance you made at least one pun about him e.g. bro's really JACKed up

Azul Ashengrotto:

There's a 40% chance that Mammon is your favourite Obey Me character. You're also probably an aspiring business owner

Jade Leech:

Your favourite colour is red. That's why you like this walking/swimming red flag

Floyd Leech:

You say he's really cute, but he's also a walking/swimming red flag. Also, if you had to die, you'd say the best way is to suffocate by him squeezing you

Kalim Al-Asim:

There's a chance you mistook him for Mammon from Obey Me. You also see him as the school's therapy dog

Jamil Viper:

You're probably Desi/Arab and you relate to being forced to suppress your emotions just to make sure you keep the peace

Vil Schoenheit:

You thought he'd be a Regina George/Sharpay Evans/Gordon Ramsay reskin but now you respect him more than you respect your IRL friends. Either that or you want him to step on you

Rook Hunt:

You appreciate the fact that he's a goofy mf and owns it. That or you're insane

Epel Felmier:

Your life's motto is "Short People Rule!" There's also a 30% chance you're feral asf

Idia Shroud:

You're a gamer/anime fan. There's also a 45% chance you're autistic

Ortho Shroud:

You either want him as a little brother or as a son

Malleus Draconia:

You're at least 45% of the fanbase. You also think goths are just neat

Lilia Vanrouge:

You're an e-boy/girl/other-gender or a menace to society

Sebek Zigvolt:

You've lost track of how many times you wanted to bully this boomer of a sixteen-year-old

Silver:

You have good taste 😎

Grim:

You're a cat person

Yuu (manga/game/novel):

You're cool 😎

[rendy-a]

hi hi! can I ask for some househusband Ruggie with a side of cottagecore? the literal kind- fluff, and tysm for writing! his S/O has a garden full off food, can work carpentry and the repair work, so.. does he just decide to be a malewife with the occasional side gigs? (at least half of his living costs just became free) how would he navigate a life like that? would he brag about his S/O? did he pull a 'yes I do the cleaning yes I-' in the head the second he learnt about it? ty again!

Thank you for the request! I had to look up what Cottagecore was but, agh! that fits Ruggie so well. He'd love to have such a self-sufficient spouse as his partner. I hope you enjoy my musings about living in the countryside with Ruggie.

He can’t get used to having food available all over.  Garden, check.  Orchard, check.  Canned food in the pantry, yes.  Homemade bread on the table, you know it.  Is this home or a buffet?  He can’t help but hoard a little bit of food in his Tupperware.  Luckily, turning those leftovers into new meals is also one of your hobbies.

Ruggie has spent so much time doing odd jobs that he can’t comfortably sit still for long periods of time.  You introduce him to some of your idle hobbies to help him deal with the change.  Knitting on the porch wiles away the evening.  You’ll each have a new pair of warm socks before winter.  When the snow keeps you indoors, you teach Ruggie how to needlepoint.  Embroidered cushions make great gifts (and are easy to sell in the summer farmer’s market shishishi!)

Self-sufficiency means making a lot of things yourself.  Ruggie is used to fixing items from his odd jobs but you are full-on making things from scratch.  Whether it is furniture, a new garden bed or a replacement roof on the shed; if something needs making, you are making it together!  You need to teach him the ropes, but Ruggie makes for a first-class woodworking assistant.  There is nothing more satisfying than finishing a project that you’ve done together.

Deep fall was setting in and Ruggie was doing his annual check-over for winter.  You both knew it was unnecessary, but it gave him comfort to know things were there, so you ignored it.  You passed by the root cellar and could hear him counting jars of your canned food.  “How are things looking down there?” you called to him.  You heard a surprised yelp from below before your spouse’s face appeared in the stairwell.  “Geeze, don’t scare me like that.  I almost dropped a jar of peaches,” he reproaches you gently.  You smile an apology to him.  “I think we’ll be ok.  Might have to ration the berry jam; I wish we’d have noticed when the birds started in on our bushes,” he finishes with an annoyed expression.  You give him a grunt of agreement and wander away. 

The next time you noticed your spouse doing his secret inspection was the following day.  You were returning from the neighbor’s place.  You had an arrangement with them to trade some of your special recipe canned tomato sauce for their soft, homespun yarn.  You had chosen a yarn ball with golden hues that reminded you of your spouse’s adorable ears.  You smiled as you walked over the last hill separating your home from the next and caught sight of those same adorable ears poking up from the rooftop.  You knew what he was doing up there; checking for leaks and worrying that your little nest would be less than cozy over the cold winter months.  Even so, you called up to him, “Lose something up there?”  He jumps up and looks down at you guiltily, “Ah no.  I thought I heard a bird or something trapped up here and came to give it a look.”  You smile at him, “Find any?”  He looks at you suspiciously, “No but maybe I should keep looking.”  You wave a goodbye, “Ok Dear, just be down in time for dinner.  I’m making those biscuits you like so much.”

Dinner that night was a quiet affair, but it usually is.  One of your favorite parts of living in the countryside is the silence that comes from having no close neighbors.  You love the soft change in melody when the birds stop chirping and the night insects take over instead.  You open the oven a tiny crack to check on your cooking (it’s progressing well) and then wander off to find your spouse.  Ruggie is in the linen closet checking over your warm blankets; probably both counting the quantity and searching for holes that need mending.  “How’s the inspection going?” you ask from behind.  Ruggie heaves a tired sigh, “It’s all in order.”  You tilt your head to the side, “You don’t sound happy about that.” 

He grabs the collar of his shirt and looks at you accusingly, “It’s not right.  Something doesn’t feel right.  Life can’t be this easy.  My life can’t be this easy.” He finishes quietly looking at you out of the corner of his eye.  You step to his side and rub his back comfortingly.  You’d chase all his demons away, if you could but you know this is a battle for him to conquer himself.  You lay your head briefly on his shoulder and remark, “Diner will be done soon.  Come sit down whenever you are ready.”  Then you give him a kiss on the cheek and head back to the kitchen.

One of your favorite things about cooking for Ruggie is how thoroughly he enjoys his meals.  He eats your simple fare with relish, lip-smacking after each course.  “Seconds?” you ask impishly.  He gives you a wide grin and holds out his plate.  You put another helping on and he thanks you with his signature “Shishishi!”  When you finally gauge that even a glutton like Ruggie has had his fill, you come over to collect his plate.  You put your arm around him and kiss the top of his head, “All set?”  He lets out a contented huff and puts his hand on your arm, “Yeah, I’m full.”  You move to grab the plate, but he does not release your arm.  You look down at him and he mutters, “So full.”  Then he leans his head into your belly and closes his eyes.  You move to give him a full embrace and lean your head on the top of his own. 

The winter winds would come soon but what did it matter when your cottage was so filled with warm love.

[idiasdiscordkitten]

Hello again >:) Ok so prompt for Vampire! Trey, Leona, Floyd, Jamil, Malleus. Can be spicy if you feel like it ;) So, Reader doesn't know that the other person is a vampire and cut themselves pretty deep, thus bleeding. The twst character, being the only other person there, have to bandage their wound and help them. Are they comfortable? Stressed? Hungry? Horny? Up to you~

now this right here is the kind of content i live for. i love stuff like this! i'm going to do my best :) thank you for the request!

i think i am going to keep this mostly non-spicy, just because it wouldn't apply to most of them

you guys i love writing the boys as supernatural creatures

trey, leona, floyd, jamil, and malleus as vampires tending to an oblivious, bleeding prefect

Trey Clover

❤️ trey is a little uncomfortable with the fact that you’re bleeding, since it’s not like he has fresh blood all that often, but his priority is making sure you’re alright.  his teeth ache, but he’s able to put those desires aside to tend to your wound

❤️ he cares a lot about what you think of him.  he doesn’t want anyone to view him as someone (or something) to be afraid of, so he does his best to appear as “normal” as possible

❤️ you notice that he’s a little shaky, but when he tells you he’s just a little squeamish, he’s very convincing, and you don’t suspect a thing

❤️ after he makes sure you’re going to heal up just fine and you’re back at the dorm, he goes back to his own room to cool off.  he wasn’t about to lose it, or anything, but he certainly feels dehydrated.  moreso than usual

Leona Kingscholar

💛 his instincts immediately kick in, telling him to completely devour you, but he fights back so that he doesn’t draw suspicion.  if anyone finds out he’s a vampire, it’ll just bring more attention to him, and he’d really prefer to be left alone

💛 leona figures that you’re too stupid to patch yourself up, so he grits his teeth and carefully bandages you up

💛 once he’s closer to you, the scent really hits him and he starts to zone out a little, just holding on to you for a second and staring.  when he hears his own name, he snaps out of it.  his excuse is that annoying herbivores like you are preventing him from taking a nap, so he’s extra tired (not that that’s a lie or anything)

💛 after you’re all fixed up, he orders you to go home.  if you’re *that* injured, he’ll ask ruggie or jack to escort you.  he needs some time alone to drink something, anything, to get your scent off his mind.  it was just too good

Floyd Leech

💜 you may not know that floyd’s a vampire, but you do know he’s dangerous.  if there’s anyone you don’t really want to be injured in front of, it’s him.  and with good reason, too

💜 he glances at your cut and laughs a little, smiling.  he wants a taste really, really bad, and he’s honestly a little turned on by your scent, too.  he absolutely wants to take you

💜 when he grabs you, he takes a closer look and contemplates whether or not he should actually bite you.  would it really be all that interesting?  or is the punishment for such an action too lame, too much of a turnoff

💜 “aw, i didn’t know little shrimpies could bleed like that,” he says.  he decides that eating you now would be too easy, and right now, you’re not really worth the trouble.  he fixes you up and lets you go, but even though he does a good job bandaging you up, he makes sure to make it “messy” at first so he can get a sample of your blood for later

Jamil Viper

🧡 jamil has phenomenal control, since he’s had to take care of kalim his whole life, but it takes a lot of energy to maintain that composure.  your blood smells so good to him, so unique, that he almost breaks character for a second

🧡 he fixes you up really quickly.  you don’t think anything of it, since he’s basically a professional malewife, and he’s grateful that he’s got plenty of experience with situations like these

🧡 but god, is he hungry

🧡 all he wants to do is use his teeth.  that’s all.  it’s frustrating to him that he has these fangs and he can’t even use them...  maybe someday

Malleus Draconia

💚 he knows you’re bleeding before you do.  he could tell that your blood smelled good even when it was trapped beneath your skin, but now that it’s free?  my, what a special child of man you are

💚 malleus knows that everyone is terrified of him, though.  the thought of you being scared of him, too, is just too painful.  he’s old enough to be able to restrain himself without issue, so he makes sure to be as gentle and warm as possible while he tends to your injury

💚 he knows his skin is cold, so he tries not to let his touch linger for too long.  you two have never made skin-to-skin contact before, and he laments that it’s under these circumstances.  he hopes you don’t suspect anything

💚 your kindness proves you would never hold judgment towards something like that, and he’s relieved that you didn’t seem to realize anything.  after you leave, he realizes his own tongue is bleeding.  has he really been pushing his fangs into it this whole time without noticing?  it’s time to feed, then

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#378 The Bucchi's

In the Bucchi new household...Ruggie is currently being overpowered by his kids

Rugg*Is on the video call with Leona about a job*Hmm. Lucky for you, I got a guy for that job, and Ruggie knows everyone-Oh! Again with the eye. Okay, want me to call your mother? His Kid's*Get off him and run away in horror*NO! Rugg*Chuckles and gives a victory grin at leona*Works every time. They're scared to death of her!, You appear right beside him* AH!! Parent!Yuu: Call me for what? Rugg: Yuu, my love~*Chuckles nervously while using his charms that you are so weak for*

[officialdaydreamer00]

the strawberry dress™ shenanigans (with irene lovejoy)

victim subject no. 3: ruggie bucchi :)

as always, click on the picture for better quality

the whole page :3

honourable mentions: @leonistic savanaclaw liker 👁️🫵🏻, @aqua-beam, @azulashengrottospiano and people who voted for our hardworking malewife <3

[elysia-nsimp]

Tagging: @queerlordsimon @thesunshineriptide @aetherphobia @end3rm1st @ladyzsgolla

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 5 // Part 6

Warnings: Cursing, caps, joking threats

Enjoy lmao

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Leona: anyway please stop shoving paper up your ass

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Yuu: they’re so louuddddd

Floyd, handing them scissors: go get them

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Ruggie: The theme is jungle animals why is Hatsune Miku here

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Deuce: maybe the real lollipops were the friends we made along the way :)

Trey: no. eat food.

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Jack, holding up a teachers pass:

Epel: you don’t need to hold the pass up, you look like a police officer

Jack: Its like I have full immunity to everything, just like a real police badge!

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Trey, walking into a classroom:

Ruggie, pulling tissues out of a box:

Them, making eye contact as Ruggie rapidly removes tissues:

Trey: …im not gonna question

Ruggie: good. [RUNS AWAY]

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Riddle: are you really over there insulting a bug?

Deuce: ITS BEING A DUMBASS

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Ruggie: Good job escaping Colonel Sanders “The Riddler”

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Ace: I couldn’t decide if I was gonna say “crunky” or “cookie” so I said “kroonky”

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Jack: I will protect you from glowsticks and danny devito

Yuu: thank you

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Floyd, throwing a stuffed shrimp around then biting it:

Yuu: What are you DOING to that poor thing

Floyd: showing it love and affection

Yuu: …PLEASE don’t fall in love with me

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Deuce: I thought this was a movie about skiing. Lord help us all.

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Ace: mariah carey’s spirit has possessed me starting today

Deuce: I’m calling an exorcist.

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Lilia: ITS MY WAY OR THE HIGH WAY

[highway to hell starts playing]

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Azul: That's why we don't enforce child labor--because they'd suck at it

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Riddle: i think I know more about semi-colons than YOU DO

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Floyd: fill your mind with shrek! be free!!

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Ruggie: I, too, am tiny, and scared, and have no money

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Idia: get in bitch we're going to eeby deeby where the souls are damned and the girls are pretty

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Epel: y’all eat your eggs with or without the crust?

Jack: what a terrible day to have ears

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Azul: maybe american flags are the new cryptocurrency

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Idia: i do not care about freddy fabear's love life

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Vil: Do not throw the ham across the library!

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Jack: you look very intense

Leona: yea my face just does that

Jack: yea mine too

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Azul: Mansplain, manipulate, malewife

Floyd, NOT PAYING ATTENTION: that's donkey from shrek

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Deuce: It’s not even objectively true, it’s right!

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The dark mirror: i sense no magiwal powew fwom dis one. cowowless, shapeless, vaycant

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Kalim: The animals not gay enough for Jumanji get sent to jonga

Jamil: I just looked it up. Jonga is a vehicle. What the fuck?

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Trey: nope, just sleeping

Ace: free trial of death?

Trey: no, just sleeping

Ace: free trial of death, with ads?

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Jack: Explain to me, Ruggie, where are the vocal cords in the donut?

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Floyd: i could randomly yell somethin- FUCK THERE WENT MY MEATSTICK

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Deuce: YOU CANT DEATTACH YOUR BRAIN

Ace: SAYS WHO

Deuce: ME! I SAY SO!

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Idia: the further down this mountain I go the more alliums I find

Cater: is it candy mountain

Idia: NO

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My Yuu, Comet: Does this mean I get free tea and foot rubs when I get married? 🥺

Vil: Marry someone who will make you tea and give you foot rubs! If they can’t make you tea and give you foot rubs, that isn’t someone to marry!

Jade, threateningly: Establish it early.

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Floyd, to Rook: Comment dit’on… ‘gET OFF MY ASS YOU BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER’

(Comment dit’on is French for “how do you say”)

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The sheer amount of quotes of Idia and Floyd being said by me is sending me

Anyway hope you enjoy. I still have many… MANY more.

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Great 7 Yuu after some time: THICK hair, taller than before, horns, they can breathe under water, they have big fangs, they the most beautiful bitch you'll ever see, they can make poisons like nobody else, they can enter a vase without difficulty, they have claws, they still have they're trusty familiars and they're stronger than ever, they've found every items that originally was to the 7

The NRC boys better watch out

And then they have a malewife like Trey or Ruggie

[twistmusings]

Are they a Malewife?

CW: Use of 'girl' but not in a way intended to imply gender.

Riddle Rosehearts: No, but he is queen of Heartslabyul and therefore a girlboss.

Ace Trappola: Absolutely NOT.

Deuce Spade: Not quite but the potential is there.

Trey Clover: Absolutely, and he's proud of it.

Cater Diamond: No, but he says that's ok because he's sexy.

Leona Kingscholar: Be fuckin' for real. No.

Ruggie Bucchi: Close but no.

Jack Howl: Yes yes yes yes.

Azul Ashengrotto: No, he's clearly manipulate.

Floyd Leech: Hear me out.... Yes.

Jade Leech: Yes but also no.

Kalim Al Asim: No but god does he try.

Jamil Viper: Yes but reluctantly.

Vil Schoenheit: No he's also Girlboss.

Rook Hunt: Yes...? Maybe. Depends on the day honestly.

Epel Felmier: Yes, but don't call him that.

Idia Shroud: No, but he is a little meow meow.

Malleus Draconia: Yes. 100%. He would love to be a malewife.

Silver: Eh not really but say least he's cute.

Sebek Zigvolt: No.

Lilia Vanrouge: He says he is but he absolutely is NOT.

[acey-wacey]

Hi Nyx! I hope you wouldn't mind me asking random question like this but please lemme know your top 5 (or teeeennn maybe if you enjoy aswering this, heheh) fav twst characters and the reason why!

As for me, I miserably in wfghjrshj (I wont say I'm in love) with Jade 🐬 because he just 🤦 standing there menacingly? Throwing a dangerous sly grin with that look in his eyes? yeah, yeah.

Anyway have a good day!

Hello, lovely! I literally love getting asks like this so thank you, thank you! My top faves... Hmmm...

5) Sebek Zigvolt 🐊

A mean croco boy who yells all the time and probably hates you? Um, yes, please! This tsundere first year makes for the perfect enemies to lovers with his general distaste for humans. He's fiercely loyal and very easy to fluster. He will court you properly like the gentleman his mama raised him to be. The only downside is that he will always love Malleus Draconia more than you.

4) Floyd Leech 🐚

He's tall, he's smart, he's probably bipolar, what more can a simp ask for? Though he would probably get bored of me within the first 5 minutes of meeting each other, I would stick by his side until I befriend him or he squeezes me to death. Despite his squeezes being a threat, I am so touch starved that I would let this boy choke me if it meant I would get physical affection. He'll probably injure you at one point but it's okay because he'll make up for it with lots of kisses and little puppy pouts.

3) Azul Ashengrotto 🐙

This stoic businessman will try to manipulate you into signing a contract with him. Is it a bad deal for you? Probably but I would work overtime at the Mostro Lounge anyway just to spend more time with him. Once you break through his initial shell, he is actually a big softie, easily flustered and quite possibly the cutest little cecaelia you've ever seen.

2) Jamil Viper 🐍

In this pretty, petty, likely traumatized package, you get all the malewife qualities of cooking, cleaning, and being hot as well as a praise kink like you've never seen before. Since he's always been second to Kalim, all you have to do is compliment him and he will be yours for the rest of his life. No, he does not have a choice but as long as you keep telling him how amazing he is, he won't be complaining.

1) Ruggie Bucchi 🍩

Absolute numero uno is the sneaky little snitch. He, like Jamil, is a begrudging malewife who will do favors for you for a price. This hyena boy stole my wallet and my heart even though he has definitely committed tax fraud. Don't worry though, baby, I'll be your sugar mommy. All you've got to do is let me cuddle you and pet your ears. He has all the beastman potential with a fluffy little tail and ears but he is much more inclined to let you pet them than any other Savanaclaw student. I could make a trail of donuts leading to my house and he would follow it so I can take him out on a little picnic date and make flower crowns out of dandelions.

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This post dedicated to malewife ruggie supremacy

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Sorry if this doesn’t fit what you think of Ruggie (^^; but I can definitely see Ruggie teasing Mc about having children and shit.

Like when going to stores and seeing baby stuff Ruggie teases that this will be them once they’re older.

Or just having baby fever in general, making comments on how cute their children will be with if MC is the mother. Just being a househusband to MC to convince them that he’s the perfect father and husband. And Ik that lil stinker brags about it too. Especially the first year gang, it’s the “I was doing your mom” joke but it’s just their sister figure and they’r so mad about it too especially epel since he’s been pinning on MC just to be beaten by a sex craved hyena ( his words )

Jesus sorry if that did not make sense I’m very tired but I needed to get this out my system🤧

Oh my!

Honestly if he was in an official relationship with MC he would drop lots and lots of hints talking about wanting to be a dad. So I wouldn’t be shocked by this concept! He casually suggests he wants about... Four kids. Minimum. He's being serious but when you scold him he claims to be joking. Once your officially an item, he's truly upping the antics. Going as far as 'accidentally' ordering newborn baby stuff to your shared space. "Oh, I must've misclicked. Let's just hold onto it, no need to throw it away."

I support the Ruggie malewife agenda heavily but like… He also works too. He literally does everything for MC because he is so obsessed. You will never have a dirty house because he’s always cooking and cleaning before and after he comes home. All he needs from you? A kiss! <3 His reward for his efforts. Maybe... Give him another baby too? Or at least think about it? His goal is to have a 'pack' of hyenas.

As for what MC's male friends have to say...

Ace and Deuce want to protect MC from Ruggie’s ‘make babies with me’ idea. That's their precious sister, they won’t give her up so easily! Even if she does go willingly! Ruggie needs to keep his grubby hands to himself!

Epel is on his knees, crying and throwing up as he listens to an Andrew Tate podcast to cheer himself up. How could he have lost to someone like Ruggie? Epel is no longer respecting women ever again. This is the start of his villain arc. Maybe, he'll just try to convince you that Ruggie isn't the one for you after all.

The only person who is supportive of this… Is Jack! His great upperclassman has been working so hard to court you- I mean… Become your friend! Jack wants to see everything work out. He’ll do his best in the background.

Sebek has no relevance because he is just… Not here haha.