#ithseem roasts u

[ithseem]

Gently Roasting You Based on Your Favourite Arcana Twilight Character

Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if you are offended, sorry 😅. Also I cannot say how accurate this is. Anyways, onto the roasting!

Arcturus - You definitely have a type, and that's the (ususally) redheaded/ginger himbo/seet boi (You radiate some level of black cat energy, don't you?)

Spica - You're into the level-headed and hardworking type because you for sure ain't none of those. That or you want to drag his ass to sleep or affectionately bully him

Pollux - You mistook him for Natsuki from DDLC, not just because of his looks but also because his personality is similar to hers. You definitely have a type, and that's the tsundere that's tOtALLy NOt InTO yOU (*cough*Mammon*cough*Natsuki*cough*)

Alpheratz - You're the therapist friend who also desperately needs therapy. You're also think lazy (oftentimes rich) geniuses are just neat (*cough*Leona Kingscholar*cough*Belphegor*cough*)

Vega - Most of the fanfictions you saved/read on a regular basis are angst fics or hurt/comfort fics. Your favourite trope is childhood friends to lovers, or something to that effect. You'd also like to affectionately tease him at any opportunity

Sirius - You're either a person of colour, or you're colourblind to all his red flags. That or your favourite colour is red. You're also waiting for more of his backstory to drop

[ithseem]

What Your Favourite Obey Me! Character Says About You

**Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if any of you are offended, sorry 😅. Anyway, on to the assumptions! Also, I cannot say how accurate this is**

Lucifer:

You've got unresolved daddy issues. That or you just really like trolling him

Mammon:

You're at least 45% of the fanbase. You also lost track of how much you wanted to affectionately bully him

Leviathan:

You're a gamer/anime fan and there's a 45% chance you're autistic

Satan:

If you've ever said that he's your favourite out loud, non-Obey Me fans have definitely given you weird looks at some point. You're also a book and cat enjoyer

Asmodeus:

We get it, you're really horny. There's a 45% chance you're bisexual

Beelzebub:

You definitely have a type, and that is the (usually) redheaded himbo. Or Ed Sheeran

Belphegor:

You likely have a messed-up sense of humour and many of your jokes are about strangulation

Diavolo:

You either have daddy issues or you're a himbo enjoyer (or both. idk)

Barbatos:

You're cool 😎

Simeon:

You definitely like malewives, and you acknowledge that you need therapy as much as he does. You also smile like a fool whenever you get a successful surprise guest interaction from him

Solomon:

You were really happy to know that you and he are basically a married couple in Nightbringer. That or your favourite colour is red. That's why you like this walking red flag

Luke:

You either want him as a little brother or a son. At least I hope you do

Mephistopheles:

You can't wait until he's dateable. That or you like to affectionately bully him

Raphael:

You weren't expecting to like him at first, but now you want to spoil him with Solomon's cooking. If you're into OFF by Mortis Ghost, you might also like the Batter

Thirteen:

You're an e-boy/girl/other-gender or a menace to society. That and you want her to step on you

[ithseem]

New vid, guys

[ithseem]

Gently-ish Roasting You Based on Your Obey Me Kin

**Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if any of you are offended, sorry 😅. Anyway, on to the roasting! Also, I cannot say how accurate this is**

Lucifer:

You're a parent or an oldest sibling raising your younger siblings. Also, insecurities you mask with a veil of arrogance 10/10

Mammon:

ADHD? ADHD + bullied a lot. Also, the money in your wallet go bye-bye (little to none of that went to therapy did it?).

Leviathan:

Autism? Autism. You would also benefit from therapy and touching grass. Also, fictional worlds go brrrrr

Satan:

Daddy issues + anger issues. Also, fictional worlds go brrrrr

Asmodeus:

Making jokes about how hot you are to deflect the fact that you need therapy 10/10

Beelzebub:

It must be tiring being the glue of your family and/or friend group

Belphegor:

As chill as you may be, you STILL NEED THERAPY

Diavolo:

I can smell your loneliness from here. You probably also kin Malleus Draconia from Twisted Wonderland don't you?

Barbatos:

You probably grew up too fast and you need a vacation

Simeon:

Stop playing the therapist for your friends and actually get therapy. You're also touch-starved asf

Solomon:

You're a menace to society but in a somewhat wholesome(?) way

Luke:

What's with this feral... lost child?

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What Your Favourite Twisted Wonderland Character Says About You

**Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if any of you are offended, sorry 😅. Anyway, on to the assumtptions! Also, I cannot say how accurate this is**

Riddle Rosehearts:

You thought his uptightness was too much for you, but post-book one he became your favourite and you can't help but respect his growth. I don't blame you, his backstory was a tear-jerker

Trey Clover:

You want a malewife

Cater Diamond

There's a 40% chance you're bi and there's a 30% chance you follow Danny Gonzalez (and/or one of his clones)

Ace Trappola:

You either have no filter or you wish you could get rid of yours

Deuce Spade:

You think the Bad Boi + Himbo combo is cool and lowkey simpable. There's also a 40% chance you're neurodivergent

Leona Kingscholar:

You're the therapist friend in your group who desperately needs therapy. That or you're really horny

Ruggie Bucchi:

You didn't grow up with much money, and you relate to his struggle. Also, you'll never forgive Andrew Tate for what he posted

Jack Howl:

The more you get to know him, the more you see him as a tsundere puppy. There's also a 20% chance you made at least one pun about him e.g. bro's really JACKed up

Azul Ashengrotto:

There's a 40% chance that Mammon is your favourite Obey Me character. You're also probably an aspiring business owner

Jade Leech:

Your favourite colour is red. That's why you like this walking/swimming red flag

Floyd Leech:

You say he's really cute, but he's also a walking/swimming red flag. Also, if you had to die, you'd say the best way is to suffocate by him squeezing you

Kalim Al-Asim:

There's a chance you mistook him for Mammon from Obey Me. You also see him as the school's therapy dog

Jamil Viper:

You're probably Desi/Arab and you relate to being forced to suppress your emotions just to make sure you keep the peace

Vil Schoenheit:

You thought he'd be a Regina George/Sharpay Evans/Gordon Ramsay reskin but now you respect him more than you respect your IRL friends. Either that or you want him to step on you

Rook Hunt:

You appreciate the fact that he's a goofy mf and owns it. That or you're insane

Epel Felmier:

Your life's motto is "Short People Rule!" There's also a 30% chance you're feral asf

Idia Shroud:

You're a gamer/anime fan. There's also a 45% chance you're autistic

Ortho Shroud:

You either want him as a little brother or as a son

Malleus Draconia:

You're at least 45% of the fanbase. You also think goths are just neat

Lilia Vanrouge:

You're an e-boy/girl/other-gender or a menace to society

Sebek Zigvolt:

You've lost track of how many times you wanted to bully this boomer of a sixteen-year-old

Silver:

You have good taste 😎

Grim:

You're a cat person

Yuu (manga/game/novel):

You're cool 😎

[ithseem]

What's this?

A New Video?

[ithseem]

Gently-ish Roasting You Based on Your Twisted Wonderland Kin - Savanaclaw + Octavinelle Edition

Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if any of you are offended, sorry 😅. Anyway, on to the roasting!

Leona Kingscholar

You need therapy. Also, you're probably in your catboy/girl/other-gender arc

Ruggie Bucchi

Oh, you definitely grew up way too fast

Jack Howl

Tsundere Furry. That's it

Azul Ashengrotto

Insecurities that you mask with a veil of bravado and arrogance 10/10

Jade Leech

I smell trust issues

Floyd Leech

ADHD? ADHD + actually insane

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What Your Favourite Arcana Twilight Character Says About You (First Impressions Edition)

Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so they may not be accurate. Also, if you're offended, sorry 😅😅

Arcturus: You definitely have a type and that's the usually redheaded sweet boi

Spica: You admire his hardworking nature but if you were given the chance, you'd affectionately bully the hell out of him. I also feel like you'd be a Toa Qelsum stan

Vega: You're a sucker and a half for the childhood friends to lovers trope aren't you? You also read lots of angst fics, don't you?

Pollux: You mistook him for Natsuki from Doki Doki Literature Club didn't you? Also, you just find him really cute (I don't blame you)

Alpheratz: You've discovere the Leona Kingscholar stan to Alphratz Stan pipeline for yourself (or the pipeline in reverse). If you haven't, you will really soon

Sirius: You're either a person of colour, or you're really horny. You also think walking red flags are just neat

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Gently-ish Roasting You Based on Your Twisted Wonderland Kin - Ignihyde + Diasomnia Edition

Idia Shroud

You would benefit from therapy and touching grass

Ortho Shroud

You're Baymax 2.0 but more violent

Malleus Draconia

Autism? Autism. And you need therapy

Lilia Vanrouge

You're either a boomer or a menace to society. Or both

Sebek Zigvolt

Autism electric boogaloo. You're also so attached to your special interest bc at least you find comfort in knowing you're good at at least one thing

Silver

Aren't you tired of being nice all the time? Don't you wanna go apeshit?

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Gently-ish Roasting You Based on Your Twisted Wonderland Kin - Heartslabyul Edition

Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if any of you are offended, sorry 😅. Anyway, on to the roasting!

Riddle Rosehearts

How's the repression, anger issues, and gifted kid burnout syndrome treating you?

Trey Clover

Ah, yes. The mother hen of the group. Congratulations! You seem normal. Next

Cater Diamond

You may be silly on the surface, but deep down, we all know you need therapy

Ace Trappola

How you've yet to get your ass kicked is beyond me

Deuce Spade

You may be a lil' confused most of the time, but at least you got the spirit. At the very least you're hardworking

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Gently-ish Roasting You Based on Your Twisted Wonderland Kin - Scarabia + Pomefiore Edition

Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if any of you are offended, sorry 😅. Anyway, on to the roasting!

Kalim Al-Asim

The money in your wallet go bye-bye

Jamil Viper

You're an oldest child/scapegoat, aren't you?

Vil Schoenheit

Tired mom. That's it. You also kin Lucifer from Obey Me, don't you?

Rook Hunt

Autism? Yes + actually insane

Epel Felmier

Feral asf, but at least you're cute

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What Your Favourite Twisted Wonderland Character Says About You - Staff Edition

**Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if any of you are offended, sorry 😅. Anyway, on to the assumptions! Also, I cannot say how accurate this is**

Divus Crewel:

You lost track of how many Jumin Han reskins you've come across. You still love almost all of them

Ashton Vargas:

Nobody clowns on Ashton more than you do

Dire Crowley:

Get some help. You'd also like Lou from Court of Darkness

Mister Sam:

You're cool. And probably an Obey Me fan

Mozus Trein:

You're a parent/parent friend with great taste

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Gently(ish) Roasting You Based on your Court of Darkness Kin (Updated)

Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if you're offended, sorry. Also, I cannot say how accurate this is. Anyways, on to the roasting!

Guy: Congratulations! You're getting your ass dragged to therapy, and you're getting exorcised. Please do not resist

Lynt: Youngest child energy

Toa: How's the gifted kid burnout syndrome treating you? I'm also dragging your ass to therapy and an exorcism. Please do not resist

Roy: Middle child/oldest child energy. You also need therapy

Fenn: You were emotionally neglected as a child, weren't you? Also, how many times am I gonna say "You need therapy" and "You need an exorcism" in this post?

Rio: Do you kin him because you love food or do you kin him because you're the glue of your family/friend group?

Lance: Low-key you seem pretty done with life. tbh, I can't really blame you. You are also in desperate need of therapy and an exorcism

Dia: Autism? Autism. + ADHD and a desperate need for therapy

Lou: You're a sucker and a half for the soulmate AU aren't you? You also need therapy and an exorcism

Grayson: You felt had to make up for your shortcomings by finding at least one thing you're good at, didn't you? Also, you need therapy and an exorcism

Jasper: ... I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say you probably didn't read his book 1. If this is the case: you are in desperate need of a vacation. If not... well, I'm hoping you don't kin him for... that

Tino: You probably have some form of PTSD or C-PTSD and because of that (at least subconsciously) you don't want others to feel the way you did. You also need therapy to not only help you with that but also a whole slew of other things

Knight: Feral cat energy. You're also insecure about your height, aren't you? Do you also kin Epel Felmier from Twisted Wonderland?

Aquia: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apeshit?

Sherry: Low-key, you're a menace to society but in a wholesome way

Violet: You're a tired mom/older sister

[ithseem]

Glad you liked your match-up; I saw the reblog tags! And enjoy your dorky dragon fae prince! *again avoiding eye contact with Chapter 7* He is very much smitten... just please keep with from touching anything you use for digital art, it won't end well.

And no problem for following! I've seen you pop across my dash from time to time; I'm just awful at actually remembering to follow people.

ALSO HAPPY 1000 POST! ( H O W )

-Dove (da-birb-writes-sometimes)

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U gotta love this massive adorkable guy lmao. Bro's fascination with digital art and animation do be endearing. Mal proved that he was smitten by coming home when I pulled on his birthday banner, so ig this was fate lulz/j

Also

I hope you have some ointment for those sick roasts (I saw the tags on your main post and you said you felt called out)

Your friendly neighbourhood,

ithseem

[chirp-a-chirp]

Compares favorites (Roy, Toa, Lance, Tino) to this video.

Yep. *brushes off scorch marks* 😆

What's this?

A New Video?