#male wife jason todd

[couldeatthatgirlforlunch]

🎉1K NOTES CELEBRATION🎉

This little thing just reached 1 thousand notes, thank you very much!!! Never thought this could be possible on one of my little fanfics!!

Since we all love househusband!Jason Todd so much, here is a little thing I made💕

(If it's bad pls have in mind that I'm new on digital art)

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

I love Dead on Main as a ship because of the raw Roger Rabbit/Jessica Rabbit energy

[undertheredhood]

if there's one thing that both jason todd and roy harper have in common (btw, i'm not shipping these two characters at all before anyone gets the wrong idea (and to be honest i prefer the second version of the outlaws compared to the first anyways)), it's that they have the exact same taste in woman: woman who can kill and will them if given the chance.

[theodorecanaryhood]

Pretty boy Jason

Jason Todd x Male! Reader

A little short one for you all!

Warning: language and sex

Love is unexpected and will hit you like a truck if not aware, it’s coming and it comes hard.

Jason’s beautiful blue eyes captivated you first, his lips like rose petals, his soft hands, his dark hair. Most of all, the funny faces he made when taking pictures with you.

‘Clarke, Lois, this is y/n my boyfriend’ Jason beamed as he introduced you to his dad’s best friend and wife.

Clarke Kent shook your hand with a grip of a Kryptonian, duh! And Lois a grip that you more or less expected.

Jason had filled you in on who everyone was, names and alias wise - you being a hero too so not new to the game.

Jason’s pretty face made you weak in the knees, his body made you weak in the hole. Jason loved every inch of you and made your body feel great.

‘Fuck’ Jason growled as he was balls deep inside you, feeling the pressure of your asshole around his dick.

Hand around your throat as you hyped Jason up by calling his name. Back arching as Jason hit the spot in your prostate.

You spilled everywhere as Jason panted heavier, his thrusts became stronger.

‘Fuck, I’m gonna come, God damn’ Jason barked as he emptied his load inside you.

Falling in a heap on top of you as Jason caught his breath.

You rubbed his shoulders as Jason smiled, kissing you deeply as he took your hand in his, kisses like Jason was doing it for the first time.

Sundays were always a quiet day, Jason lay in your lap as he watched YouTube videos, you reading or watching TikToks.

Your pretty boy Jason was the love you needed, you were his baby boy, his little tease and the one Jason would run into the arms of at the end of his day. Forever.

[k2ntoss]

jason todd: *big ass dude, 6ft tall, could crush my head with his hands, has guns, could take me down in a second*

me: BABY GIRL, PRINCESS, DOLL, GIRLFRIEND, MALE WIFE

[liliumsabyss]

Gold, Silver, and Hay

FEM DNI, I SWEAR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

Jason Todd(DC) x Male Reader

Word Count: 2.699k

Tw: Fluff to Heavy Angst, Unedited, Mention of Overdoes(Jasons Mother), Parental Abandonment, Death, Swearing, Childhood love like growing up with each other but having feelings for each other since childhood, brief suggestions of homophobia/internalized homophobia, violence, Blood, just general DC stuff so readers discretion is advised

(A/N: I will probably do the same lines for some of the other top characters in the poll above but they will all be different stories and Thank you for Reading :D)

“ Hi! I'm Jason! Jason Todd!

“ Hi Jason, Im (Y/n), (Y/n) (L/n)”

Who knew that two seven year olds growing up in crime alley of Gotham would become inseparable after those two lines? The two boys quickly became good friends after meeting and learning on relying on one another rather than their parents, Jason who hated his crook of a father for abandoning him and his mother and (Y/n) who hated his mother after abandoning him and his father chasing after some old rich man to become his trophy wife dream, the pair was practically perfect for one another.  And soon seven turned to ten and that's when they became closer and closer and neither could quite explain their closeness but it was there and both were very fond of it. The raven haired male quickly became enamored with the other even if they were only seven he would turn flustered at the others close contact and the same could be said about the (h/c) haired males as well he would become bashful at Jason's affection for him. One day after the two had finished their regular shenanigans they were sitting in an alley on crates panting.

“ Hey (Y/n) what do you think of marriage?” Jason asked randomly, confusing the other at the question.

“ Um I think it would be nice with the right person I guess,” (Y/n) started shrugging his shoulders before continuing “ Why are you asking?”

“ Would you marry another boy…?” Jason asked as his voice got quieter at the end biting his lip and picking at the skin around his nails nervously. When he said that the (h/c) haired male took a sharp breath holding it tightly as if everything would come crashing down. Had Jason really found out the secret he had held so close to his chest for so long?

“ J-Jason, why are you asking me this?” (Y/n) said his voice trembling in anxiety as he asked the other refusing to look at his Jason just continued to pick and pick at his nails holding his breath.

“ Would you marry me someday…?” Jason asked, also trembling, Why did he do this? What if the other hated him for this? What if he never speaks with me again? His thoughts started spiraling but he had brought this upon himself he must see it out yet he refused to look at the other keeping his head down strands of hair slightly covering his face. 

“ Of course I would.” (Y/n) chuckled letting his breath go overjoyed and amused by the situation. Jason peered up hopeful eyes shimmering on the verge of tears as the (h/c) haired male stood up walking towards him putting his hands on his cheeks.

“ I promise the next time I ask it will be with gold,” Jason said, holding the others hands on his cheeks “ Man I've been wanting this since I met you!”

“ Jason we were only seven and slow down we are ten we still have a ways to go.” (Y/n) said laughing bashfully at the others outburst of affection and enamorment.

“ Ok and?”

The two laughed and hugged clinging onto each other that was only the start of their enamorment for one another. However things soon became complicated Jason's mother overdosed and he was only left with (Y/n) whom he of course cared for but it did still cause pain. Yet through all his pain the (h/c) haired male was patient and remained by his side which the raven haired male would always appreciate. But Jason started to strip cars for parts like his mother and in doing so put himself in danger he refused to tell the others out of some fear he couldn’t quite place. Jason was one night looking for another car when he spotted a sleek black car and stole a tire from it trying to go back for the other tires he had been caught by Batman. Soon one thing led to the next and Jason was adopted by Bruce Wayne which he had learned to be Batman. That made things complicated between (Y/n) and Jason, Jason got to live in a shiny new house in the upper parts of Gotham while (Y/n) was left in crime alley with a father who worked consecutive 16 hour shifts as a nurse in the local emergency room and was never home no matter how great of a father he was it took a toll on the boy. The boy was of course thrilled for Jason but it didn’t stop the void of Jason's frequent appearance to now be limited. The two boys tried to keep their contact up they definitely didn’t fail but it was exactly the best until Jason became the new robin which happened pretty quickly. When Jason would patrol crime alley he would take at least several hours at the end of his patrol to spend time with the (h/c) haired male. While it was quite late (Y/n) was just thrilled to spend time with the other. 

Their relationship only grew stronger and stronger until it stopped. Jason was killed by the Joker and the pain that (Y/n) felt was unimaginable, it felt like he was torn up from the inside out,  How could he just die? How could the person he cared for just stop being there? Why did this happen to Jason? But before he could even fully grieve Jason was back his Jason was back his Jason Todd was back but he wasn’t his Jason he was not the same Jason while angry at so many was also joyful to just as many this Jason was cold and shattered, cynical. (Y/n) couldn’t blame him but his heart crackled into a thousand pieces finding out what he went through. Yet he stayed by his side through it all and while neither were quite the same when they were younger they loved each other all the same. Then before they knew it they turned eighteen and Jason got the fuck away from that house from the man who had just replaced him and from the same man who had brought his killer back from the dead even if it was for the sake of his older brothers conscious. The (h/c) haired male soon after moved in with him while their place wasn’t exactly in the high end of Gotham it certainly wasn’t crime alley. The two were happy in their safe little space away from Bruce, away from the Joker, away from Black Mask, away from crime alley, away from everyone, a space where they could just be together. 

Jason still thirsted for the same feeling he got as Robin so he became Red Hood waging a war on his enemy Black Mask it was one of the easiest decisions he had made in his life after loving the (h/c) haired male. However he thought he would keep it a secret from the other which didn’t exactly work out as he had planned. One night as he attempted to sneak back in from the window from the fire escape only to notice that the light had been on and on the couch (Y/n) had been curled up in the corner covered in a fuzzy blanket with red bats on it and had been reading his course book very casually.

“ Hello Jason” (Y/n) said, folding his arms, setting his book on the armrest looking at the other inquisitorial. 

“ Hey love,” Jason said, chuckling nervously, rocking back and forth on the ball of his feet in front of the open window.

“ So what were you doing out in the middle of the night?” The other continued looking expectantly.

“ I was taking a walk?” The raven haired male replied, shrugging not exactly lying but not exactly telling the truth.

“ In spandex and a leather suit? I don’t think so.” 

“ Look I’m sorry I just didn’t want to make you worried.” Jason started walking towards the other male.

“ I would worry either way. I worry about you everyday because I love you but if you need to do this I won’t stop you but at least let me help with that.” (Y/n) said pointing at the scrapes and bruises that littered his torn up suit that Jason didn’t even notice. 

(Y/n) got up and led Jason to the sofa before leaving to go to their bathroom rummaging around grabbing the first aid kit bringing it back to the main room leaning down in front of Jason about to touch him but looking up for the others consent first Jason nodded quickly before (Y/n) went hard to work cleaning and bandage cut and scrapes and feather touches drag against bruises to check for breaks. After the couple went to their bedroom cuddling in their shared bed the (h/c) haired male twiddled with the two white streaks of hair the raven male had. This was the first of many nights like that however one night was different Jason felt the imprint of the ring in his jacket pocket and before he knew it he was getting onto the ground with the other, (Y/n) looking quite confused. Jason crouched on one knee at the same level as the other fumbling around trying to get his hand into his pocket, quite embarrassed at his lack of smoothness the other just staring at him peculiarly.

“ (Y/n) I have loved you since we were seven you have never left my side and while it's silver not gold will you still marry me?” Jason said his voice wobbling as his fingers shook holding the gleaming silver ring in the silence of their living room (Y/n) in shock before a wide smile graced his face, his eyes bending into crescent moons.

“ Absolutely Yes! I love you so much Jason.” (Y/n) practically shouted, throwing his arms around the raven male's shoulders pushing him accidentally to the floor both smiling wide Jason leaning upward to kiss the other, the other reciprocating deeply. In their small safe space, safe from everyone else only love radiated and that was enough for the two of them it was enough. 

But nothing good can last forever and with Jason it was only inevitable for something to go wrong. Jason was out on patrol like normal however this time he had gotten a lead on Black Mask having some sort of base in an old abandoned warehouse which certainly seemed strange considering the villains flair for dramatics yet he had arrived at the warehouse walking in cautiously having his pair of pistols at the ready. The industrial lighting flooded the room when he stepped in but no one was in sight. Jason approached the center of the room only to notice the large black screen on the wall which flickered on only to show what appeared to be a video of Black Mask his empty eyes staring into Jasons soul through the screen.

“ Hello Red Hood I’ve noticed that you have started to take more and more of what's mine,” he had started with an annoyed tone dressing his hands on the desk in front of him “ So I’ve decided to take something of yours.”

The sentence made Jason's heart freeze No they couldn’t be talking about you could they Jason thought to himself.

“ You see we quickly figured out about your so called lover or I guess now fiance I should say which by the way congrats,” Black Mask said amused chuckling to himself his eyes sharp with malice “ However you should invite me to the wedding but I guess there will be no wedding when my men are done with him. Oh well I guess make that invite to the funeral.”

Jasons breath collapsed as he turned and sprinted he couldn’t hear anything else except his heart pounding matching his feet’s sprint through Gotham the cold night air whipped his face, his lungs burned, but he couldn’t feel anything except the overflowing amount of fear gush through his body his mind and heart screaming at him to go faster. The little light of their apartment shined dimly but shined in comparison to all the other darkened windows of the building. Jason reached the fire escape practically hurling himself up the ladder then the stairs trying to get to their window. When he arrived the window had but shut to his first relief but when he climbed through his heart plummeted the room had been absolutely trashed their dinner table broken, vases smashed, drawers and cabinets open but what scared him the most was the dark pools of red that seeped around the downturned unmoving (h/c) haired male. Jason rushed to his fiance's side without a single though except He must be alive. The raven male turned the other over gently but at a speedy pace. Jason could only feel his heart squeeze into an inexplicable amount of pain as he saw the huge gash across the others stomach practically gutting him. Just when Jason though he couldn’t possibly be in more pain, (y/n)’s eyes squinted open.

“ Ja-Jay” He said Jason's heart was absolutely shattered at the nickname he only called him when scared. Jason took (Y/n)s hands clinging onto them for dear life guiding them up to his face.

“ I-I'm here, I'm right here. You see I’m right here.” Jason said his voice worboling as he tried not to cry but only to feel little beads escaping from his eyes his lip quivering.

“ Jay, Jay, I'm scared-“ The (h/c) haired male started frantically only to be cut off with a cough that surged his whole body up red colored fluid came up which Jason very well knew was blood but refused to believe it instead rubbing the back of his hands.

“ Hey, Hey, it’s gonna be alright we're gonna see the venu tomorrow and we're gonna go pick out our outfits Roy and Dick are gonna make sure we don’t pick out the same thing and then soon we will be at our wedding, the demon spawn will bring us our rings and Tim will be the Dj and your going to walk down the aisle and look stunning and I will probably cry like a baby because I will be getting to marry the man I’ve loved since I was seven and we will get our happy ending the ending you deserve.” Jason said frantically trying to hold in his sobs holding his fiance closer on his lap.

“ Hmm that sounds very nice… You deserve a happy ending Jason, I’m sorry.” The (h/c) haired male said humming trying to look Jason in the eyes as best as he could with his blackening vision. Jason however broke out into full sobs. He should have known that this would happen yet he tried to ignore it and now he couldn’t do anything about it. He should have given his love so much more than he had yet it was too late but one promise in particular burned in his mind.

“ I promised you gold but all I’ve given you is silver.” The raven hair male choked no longer holding back his sobs as he grasped at (Y/n)’s hands.

“ And I would be fine with hay.” (Y/n) spoke gently, smiling up at Jason, his already squinted eyes staring to close even more.

“ I love you Jason…” The voice drifted off eyes closing hands falling limp, his skin growing cold, his head lulling back, his chest freezing, his heart stopping and his smile becoming a neutral expression. Thats when the dam broke open for Jason a flood of anger, regret, sparrow, vengeance and anguish poured through him. He rocked back and forth with his love in his arms not caring about the blood in their little safe space that had been violated, turned into a crime scene, and a reminder of an unfulfilled promise and a shattered dream. He leaned in kissing his loves forehead and whispered.

“ I love you too. And in another life I swear I will give you gold.”

[igotanidea]

Official WIP list

1. Dating Sam Winchester headcanons (requested)

2. Jason x stripper reader (requested ages ago)

3. Jason Todd x reader (based on the trope of Jason and Bruce liking the same type of girls, requested)

4. Morpheus x reader one shot (based on Sabrina carpenter song, recently requested)

5. One shot with Supergirl (requested ageeees ago)

6. Coriolanus x Sejanus!sister

7. Part 2 of "cold weather" (hotch x reader)

8. Part 2 of "family rules" (Damian Wayne x reader)

9. Totally spies x child!male!reader

10. Dick Grayson x reader Bridgerton AU

11. Jason Todd x reader Bridgerton AU

12. Anthony Bridgerton x wife!reader angst

13. Sam Winchester x reader (chef Au)

14. Percy Jackson x Apollo! daughter!reader

15. Anthony Bridgerton x wife!reader angst part 2

16. Jason x stripper reader part 2 (and more?)

17. AK!Jason smut

18. Dick Grayson smut (hold on intimacy one)

19. freebie (x narrator!reader)

20. Anthony Bridgerton x wife!reader angst part 3

21. teasing Jason fic (boyfriend no. 6 one)

22. Nikolai Lantsov x reader (ED!)

23. Damian Wayne x reader (Batman 666)

24. Anthony and his wife having a discussion with different ideas.

25. Batfam reacting to batsis wanting to be a idol singer

26. Jason x reader gets hurt during a confrontation with Black Mask

27. batfam reacting to batsis being a well known game streamer

28. Damian Wayne and younger batsis!reader

29. fluff hcs for Batfamily reacting to their little batsis gifting them teddy bears wearing their vigilante costumes

30. jjk!reader x constantine

31. nikolai lantsov x reader (eating disorder)

32. NSFW! Jason

33. Bruce wayne x daughter!reader (equestrian)

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To be updated...

[1donoow]

DC REC

PT.2

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♡ - smut

Most of them are fluff

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<a/n>i somewhat explain why there's alot in my pin post

batmom

batfam

batsis

bruce wayne

garfield logan

Jason todd

alfred pennyworth

batmom

@batfam-imagines - things batmom has definitely said

@dc-x-readers - open door policy (young justice x batmom)

@morgansunflower - sleep well my precious robin

- busted

@battymommastuff - injury

- hey mom (titan)

- that's my mom (amazonian!reader)

@timetravelassasin - mom us an assassin

@blackcupidangel - motherhood

@bluebellhairpin - video tapes

- what they call batmom

@kimberly-spirits13 - saving the day (scarlet witch!batmom)

@xxgoblin-dumplingxx - batmom cleaning jason up after his first time as robin

@xoxo-mylove - i hate that soothing voice(dick grayson)

- new beginnings (jason todd)

@dragon-chica - batmom

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batfam

@butwhyduh - ___

@riotlain - batboy's s/o giving small gifts to them

@kayadrake123 - batboys x famous reader

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batsis

@current-interest-writings - nicknames a family tradition

@alessabriel - y/n wayne!venom (male reader)

@detectivemarvelingcomics - not your classic vigilante ch.2

@kimberly-spirits13 - batsibling with black panther suit/ persona

@flying-nightwing - life lesson (never kidnap a wayne kid)

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bruce wayne

@catxsnow - let's have a baby

@ellabxrnes - hypnotist

@invisibleanonymousmonsters - trauma (daughter!reader)

@headcans-oneshots-and-stuff - lost,found and consequences (toddler!reader)

@dragon-chica - faithful couple

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garfield logan

@busylickingsatansballs - pretty kitty

@hobiiwan - ___

@gangrenados - ___

- morning hc

@wondergotham - Being Best Friends w/Conner & Gar

@multifandomimaginesworld - dating gar logan would include

@ghostdrafts - gar logan dating headcannon

@kioelo - time

@idontgiveaflyinggrayson69 - you have a connection

@gars-jasons-gf - relationship hc pt.2

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jason todd

@ghost-soap - ___

@nightwings-circus - husband-zoned

@iheartdoll - jason todd hc

@cipheress-to-k-pop - curls

@a-reader-and-a-writer-for-all - perfect

@veronica-17-hood - ___

@s1ater - daddy's girl pt.1 (batsis)

@katsumox - jason todd headcannon

@rekiilysm - adore you

@redhoodedangel - scars that last (scarlet witch!reader)

@book-place - a day with jay (sister!reader)

@thebisexualdogdad - jason todd dating roy harper's brother

@ellana-ravenwood - draw me like one of your french boy

- A baby in the family

@kaleidoscopewritings19 - halloween special (black widow!reader)

@yourlocalcringydaydreamer - jason with autistic reader

@xxgoblin-dumplingxx - Jason resting his head on reader's ass

- jason seeing you in a swimsuit for the first time

- jason with baby fever

- jason todd being soft for his girlfriend

- jason loosing the reader in a store

- jason getting babied

- bruce disapproving of reader and jason's relationship until

- jason's reading glasses

- ___(gentle giant!jason)

>>>>>teddy!verse<<<<<

•teddy referring reader as mother for the first time •protective mama bear •dad!jason meeting his wife for the first time •bruce talking with teddy!verse reader •mother's day lunch •jason calling the reader ridiculous pet names

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alfred pennyworth

@lazydoodlesandfanfic - needing a cheer up (daughter!reader)

[issacballsac]

Masterlist..

ONGOING

DMC(Devil May Cry Series)

Dante Sparda As Your Best-friend

Gender Neutral Reader

Attempting to be Friends with Vergil Sparda

Gender Neutral Reader

Dante Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

DC UNIVERSE

Dear Alice Series(Jason Todd)

Masc/Male Reader

Crushing on Starfire

Gender Neutral Reader

X-Men

Being the Sibling of Charles Xavier

Gender Neutral Reader

SpiderVerse Triology

Being in a Relationship With Ben Reilly/Scarlet Spider

Gender Neutral Reader

Nana

Being a Member of BLAST!

Masc/Male Reader

Hanging Out With Nana Komatsu

Masc/Male Reader

Quiet Times(Shinichi Okazaki)

Gender Neutral Reader

To Love and Like(Nana Komatsu)

Gender Neutral Reader

Hypnosis Microphone

Being Ichiro’s Brother

Masc/Male Reader

Oficie Series(Doppo Kannonzaka)

Gender Neutral Reader

Sk8 The Infinity

Being Apart of the Sk8 Crew

Gender Neutral Reader

SVTFOE(Star v. The Forces of Evil)

Being Apart of Tom’s Support System

Gender Neutral Reader

The King of Fighters(KOF)

Having Lunch With Leona Heidern

Gender Neutral Reader

Vice Affection HCs

Fem Reader

Iori as your Housewife

Gender Neutral Reader

Iori Living Headcanons

Fem reader

I miss my wife..(Leona Chizuru Shermie)

Gender Neutral Reader

Blue Exorcist

Twisted Wonderland

Mortal Kombat Saga

Being Mileena’s Girlfriend

Fem/Female Reader

Being Fujin’s Son

Masc/Male Reader

The Maze Runner Triology

Monster High

Mall HCs With Clawdeen

Fem Reader

School Bus Graveyard(SBG)

Teaching Logan the Piano

Gender Neutral Reader

Taylor Dating HCs

Gender Neutral Reader

Tyler Dating HCs

Masc/Male Reader

Cooking With Tyler

Masc/Male Reader

Being Aiden’s Sister

Fem Reader

Being Ashlyn’s Brother

Masc/Male Reader

Logan’s Date Night

Gender Neutral Reader

Convenient Catastrophe(Tyler)

Fem Reader

Thrift Shop(Aiden)

Genders Neutral Reader

Logan Dating HCs

Gender Neutral Reader

Taylor, the driver

Gender Neutral Reader

Memorable Moments(Aiden)

Gender Neutral Reader

Ben Dating HCs

Male Reader

2-Player Uno(Tyler)

Gender Neutral Reader

Tekken(mostly gonna be Leo tbh)

Leo Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

Leo’s Conflicted Confession

Gender Neutral Reader

Leo Dating HCs

Gender Neutral Reader

Leo’s Affection

Gender Neutral Reader

Slumber(Leo)

Gender Neutral Reader

Lars Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

Leo Drabble(2)

Gender Neutral Reader

Alisa Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

Claudio Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

Mobile Legends:Bang Bang(MLBB)

Ensemble Stars(ENSTARS)

Shu Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

Lord of Heroes(LOH)

Movies

Gender neutral reader

Charles III Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

Lucilicca Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

Rashad Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

Lumie Drabble

Gender Neutral Reader

Mystic Messenger

Wishes to Unknown(Saeran)

Male Reader

Skins(UK)

Crushing(Maxxie)

Male Reader

Please Model for Me!(Maxxie)

Male reader

Persona 2(Innocent Sin Timeline)

Small Talk(Tatsuya Suou)

Gender Neutral Reader

Percy Jackson Collection

Gossip(Octavian, whatever his surname is)

Gender Neutral Reader

Never one without two(Octavian again idk his surname)

Male reader

[soleminisanction]

Batfamily Sexuality Headcanons

Bruce Wayne – Straight, but a super supportive ally to his gay kids and exudes strong Bi Wife Energy because his "type" is women who can kick his ass.

Dick Grayson – Hear me out: Heterosexual, biromantic. Confuses the hell out of him.

Jason Todd – I actually think Jason might be ace, or at least that he's put his sexuality on the back-burner for a while while he works out his other issues. That said, he's poly, and his ideal romantic situation of the moment is to be the queer-platonic live-in cuddle buddy of a male-female couple who are fulfilling their sexual needs with one another.

Tim Drake – He's either a biromantic demisexual or one of those guys who's always been full-on gay and just didn't realize it was an option for him, so he dated women because it's what society expected of him. Either way, the queer is canon bitches and Reddit can die mad about it.

Damian Wayne – Insists that he's straight, but only because he utterly refuses to examine any impulses to the contrary. It's important to give people time, y'know?

Barbara Gordon – Bisexual, but with a strong enough preference for men that a lot of people confuse her for straight and it's super annoying.

Bette Kane – Also bisexual, but with a strong enough preference for women that she reads as a lesbian, which can also get super annoying.

Kate Kane – Lesbian. Duh. Next.

Cass Cain – Pansexual, largely because she doesn't really get gender. That said, she'll know that you're trans before you do.

Stephanie Brown – ...look, I'm sorry femslashers, I know you're constantly starved for content, but Stephanie Brown is a straight woman. Specifically, she's the kind of straight woman who'd use National Coming Out Day as the chance to "come out" on social media as "purplesexual!" and then make another post like an hour later complaining about how "nobody these days knows how to take a joke."

Duke Thomas – Either cishet and a genuine ally, or bi and hasn't met the right guy to bring it out of him yet.

Jean-Paul Valley – Gay, with major religious trauma.

Lonnie Manchin – Also gay, with major non-religious trauma, the kind you get from growing up in a really strict conservative household.

Harper Row – Bisexual, but not as interesting to talk about because I think that's just canon.

Helena Bertinelli – probably straight, but she exclusively sleeps with bisexual men because she has no patience for cishet bullshit.

And Alfred Pennyworth is the omnisexual polyamorous widower of Thomas and Martha Wayne. I will not be taking any questions.

[optimisticllamathing]

fandom looking at Jason Todd reading Pride and Prejudice and describing him as a ‘regency romance’ reader is fun but it’s also,,,funny as hell because. Jane Austen didn’t write a regency romance genre book. That genre came after her and is set in the regency era, historically or with hand wavy logistics to enjoy the bells and whistles, whereas Jane Austen’s works were contemporary when she wrote them. Pride and Prejudice has a great romance, yes, but it is also very much satirical and making fun of the rich characters in it for their dramatics. The characters who are ‘poor’ and ‘low class’ still have like. Maids and estates and shit. Because they’re only poor in their own social context, which is full of ridiculous ideas, because they’re rich people.

(her works also notably explore how women had to secure their livelihoods through marriage and how they were dependent on the charity of male family members if unmarried, like Sense and Sensibility the main characters don’t inherit the way their older brother does and he’s convinced by his wife to not financially provide for his step-mother like his father asked of him on his deathbed, and there’s need for the sisters to maintain their reputations since they don’t have as much money and will need to be married to get financial stability, and this one guy can’t be engaged to the oldest sister because he’s already in a loveless engagement with a woman his mother doesn’t approve of and if he breaks it off people will think there’s something wrong with the lady and he doesn’t want her to wind up destitute and unmarried just because he loves someone else -)

idk I just think it’s an interesting character tidbit that’s going ignored, that Jason who was poor and on the streets until being adopted by a billionaire would be reading a book that’s so satirical and laughs at out of touch rich people,,, feels kind of a wasted opportunity for people to reference him specifically reading Pride and Prejudice and then focus on the main couple’s romance and not like Austen’s wit and humor. I feel like a huge book nerd like Jason would understand the satirical aspect and that a robin would appreciate some good old fashioned wit

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A Day in Life

Synopsis: A day in the life of Jason Todd. Also, he's a househusband now. Oh, and a little plot twist.

Pairing: Househusband!Jason Todd X Gn!Reader; Platonic!Batfam

Tw: Canon level angst for Jason; Some sexual innuendos; Writer apparently doesn't know how to finish a story anymore; This is pretty slice-of-life so maybe boring?; English is not my first language.

Word count: 3,8k

Requested? No.

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Wake up, make out, get up. First steps of your everyday routine. Sometimes making out turns into something more, but not today.

From his past life, as Robin, Jason learned a lot about discipline. As much as he tried to forget everything and everyone from his past before you, some habits die hard, although with time, with you and with therapy, he accepted that not all of his experience was bad or should be thrown away just because of one sociopathic clown who hurt him. Yes, Jason died, came back angry and did a lot of shit. But he was still alive and this could be a second chance.

While you, his darling spouse, get ready for work, Jason gets up, puts on his apron, fills the dog bowl for Daphne — your little brown dachshund that you adopted together four months after getting married —, opens the doors to the garden, so the dog can do whatever, and finally starts making breakfast and lunch. Breakfast so you two can eat together and lunch for you to eat at work. Sometimes you both meet up and eat together at your office or a restaurant. Today, that's not the case.

Simple yogurt with fresh fruits and nuts, coupled with a slice of chocolate cake he baked the day prior, eggs, toast and coffee for breakfast. As for your lunch box, a natural sandwich, salad, fruits and juice. He also fills up your two liter water bottle, so you feel pressured have no excuse but to stay hydrated.

Food. Until he was 12 his relationship with food was complicated, to stay the least. At first, his beloved but troubled mom would be in no condition to cook him three or more nice and fulfilling meals a day for a growing boy, he either had to learn and make do with quick instant food, eggs and old bread, or starve, since money was something he only saw when it was being handled to her drug dealer. His father was even worse. Jason loved his mom. Still suffers for her. He hated his father who was the one making her addiction worse. He’s still happy he died.

Living on the streets, food was a dream. A bad dream. It either came from trash or he had to do things that made him feel humiliated and guilty just to get some. And it was gone in a flash, he was so hungry he devoured it all in a second, and then his belly hurt.

Then he came. Jason loved his new father. Loved his new grandfather. Loved their food. So healthy, abundant and full of taste. So fun to prepare. He learned a lot from Alfred because he loved to spend time with him, play with the ingredients and make everyone and himself happy with the results.

But then he had those memories wiped out of his mind, (un)fortunately they came back, but at that time food was in the back of his mind. Sure, he didn't have to worry about starving, crime paid more than enough for that, but he didn't put much thought into any of it.

Now, with you, he's making new memories with food. He cooked and baked a lot with you and for you throughout all your relationship, and you did the same for him. He loves his kitchen, just like the rest of your house. The pantry and fridge are always full thanks to you. You take good care of him. You make his trust in you be worth it. And he reciprocates it. Healthy and nice food that brings comfort and makes you roll your eyes. Especially after he started frequenting cooking classes as a hobby, again, thanks to you.

After you are gone with a full belly and a pet in the ass (just like him, honestly), he continues his routine. He changes clothes and goes to the gym. Jason never stopped exercising, but the lack of all the activity vigilantism entails and with all the treats you two have, he started getting more soft. You loved it, he hated it. — Okay he didn't hate it, he just wasn't the most happy with it. Roy thought it was kinda funny, until Jason pointed out he also got softer after Lian. You honestly couldn't see why all that softness they were talking about was so bad since they were still very muscular and defined, just less dry and more snuggly. You honestly thought your Jaybird could go even further. — So the addiction of yoga to his routine happened.

After that, he goes straight home, eats, showers, takes care of his appearance to keep looking like a proper hubby that you can shove on your bitter frenemies faces, and makes sure to keep the maintenance of the house, so you can come back tired from work and enjoy a perfect house to rest on.

Hygiene. Another things that was complicated with his biological family. His father wouldn't touch a single plate or broom, and would beat and scream at his mom if she didn't put her high (again, because of him) ass up and did the labor. Most often than not, their house was messy, had a bad smell that his little nose was so used to that it's not like he minded, and had insects around. His clothes were dirty hand-me-downs, some fit him, some didn't, a lot of them had holes. His hair tangled and itchy.

When he went to the streets, it just got worse.

Bruce and Alfred fixed that. He finally learned what stink was because he only knew good and neutral scents. His clothes fit him. Everything around him was clean and well-kept. No holes, no stains. Hair always trimmed, soft and clean. Well maintained.

When he came back, cleanliness was basic. Of course he is gonna keep everything around him clean. Habit and common sense, you know? Clothes his size because why the hell would he use hand-me-downs when he can just buy his own? And they had to be the right size for his new 6’2 and almost 200 lbs body. Hair? Whatever. Always washed but as long as it didn't look ridiculous he didn't have time to put much thought on his appearance. He was genuinely surprised you were attracted to him at first sight.

Being with you, he learned to enjoy the little things in life again. Sometimes he finds himself unmoving in front of a random room of the house, or in front of the mirror, trying to grasp if it's all real, If this is really his life, if that's how he looks. His mind flashes memories of his childhood home and his current home. He ignores the memories of the manor not only because of the betrayal he felt for Bruce, but also because the manor was from the Wayne's. He was a Wayne. He is not anymore. This is him. His new house, with you, is what he wished he had growing up. What he always dreamed of. Love. Company. And comfort. He felt all of that while being a Wayne, until he despised the Wayne's. Not the couple that died decades ago or the centuries old descendants. But his father and his siblings.

On days where he doesn't take care of the house, he practices his hobbies. He now has time to do it all, surprising you, his therapist, Roy, and himself, he did cooking, gardening, pottery, crocheting and of course, reading. You paid for all his classes, praised him on his achievements, added his creations to the decor of the house, accompanied him on any event or place related to his interests, gave him his own library in one of the rooms in the house. He even made some friends between middle-aged women and the only other househusband and stay-a-home dad that frequented those places.

It was very funny and cute seeing rough, huge, leather jacket wearing and scarred Jason Todd telling jokes to 50-year-old white moms/grandmas and sometimes even babysitting their kids, pets and plants. You knew he could be a good dad one day if you decided to have kids. He was also more than happy to have just you, Daphne and good friends. And plants.

Warmth. When he was a kid his parents broke the heater during a fight, he wondered if they didn't have money to fix it, even with his father's activities, or if his father just refused to fix it. Anyhow, it was always cold in Gotham, freezing on winter, his dirty clothes with holes didn't help much. The streets didn't seem much different in that aspect. The manor kept him warm when he wasn't seven feet under the dirt, in a casket. When he came back, Jason always wore the warmest of clothes, even while sweating, he didn't know why. Now he did. Your house is always warm. Your body is always warm. Comfort. Your love gave him comfort. Warmth. A reason to live.

Love. His mom. Bruce and Alfred. You.

After he was done and rested for a little, Jason took Daphne for a walk in the way to the grocery shop. He wanted to try a new receipt you saw on tiktok today for dinner and had to get more flour and something for the filling.

After a few minutes of walking on his perfectly nice looking and safe neighborhood — nothing like crime alley. The type of neighborhood he saw on the television and imagined those other happy kids his age living and envied them. Dreamed of being adopted into one of their families while jumping from orphanage to orphanage. It never happened. He just got more abused. And then the manor was so isolated that you could only see mansions and plants all around. So big and far away that they looked empty of life. — he got there and strapped the dog to a post, next to a smiley golden retriever.

He got in and- fuck it, I'm going home. The empanadas can wait another day.

— Jason? Oh my god. Jason! Is that you?! — The infuriatingly familiar loud voice calls out from the middle of the shop and all heads turn to look. Shit, he can't go now without embarrassing himself in front of the cashier of his favorite and most visited shop. So he just nods, takes a basket and walks as if there was nothing interesting happening. It worked with the others costumers, unfortunately, Dick thought it was way too interesting and forgot his own basket that only contained eggs and cereal, and started following him around, this time, with a less surprised tone.

— Hey, Dick. — Jason idly muttered, that just made his coff coff brother indignant.

— Hey, Dick?! What the hell? Where were you? It's been three years! We thought you were dead! Or kidnapped! We never stopped looking for you! We were worried! We mourned! What happened? — Was it bad that Jason didn't want to give him a real answer? Probably. Especially with how much his therapist, who he saw on the days he didn't go to the gym, told him he should try to mend things with his family. So much so that he started actually contemplating it recently. But if he did it, it was going to be on his own time. Not by bumping into them in the grocery store. Oh, well. Jason was always good at adapting. The best.

And wow, three years had passed? Makes sense. Recovery does take time and he's been really happy for a while. Jason still remembers the day he decided to quit everything. It was the same day he decided you were the one, truthfully he always knew you were marriage material, the perfect one for him, out of his league, straight out of his most amazing dreams, peak goal for him, but he wasn't sure if he deserved to be the one you should be stuck with forever. He desperately wanted to, but he had to commit. Ride or die. He loved you, now more than ever, and didn't want to waste your time. He was still a bit messy at the time, but you made it all better, he was a lot better than he was before you came into the picture. You were the right choice. Jason always took you seriously, he was just insecure. So, while still in around eight months of relationship, he quit everything.

He quit his family. He quit vigilantism. He searched for recovery. And a year and a half later, with a little more than two years of dating, he made the big proposal. You married on your three-year anniversary. Got Daphne four months later. It's been around three or four months ever since.

While Dick’s math might not be exact, it is not necessary in this context, the point came across just fine.

He also knew that the fact that you both decided to not leave Gotham was going to bite him in the ass one day. One way or another.

— What happened? Oh, well. I retired. Got married. And now I'm a dad. — Daphne was like a daughter to him, so it was the same, right?

His nonchalant reply didn't seem to satisfy the other, though. Todd could see it, the urge to strangle him in his eyes. Dick wouldn't strangle his dead missing little brother, would he?

— You… You what? — Dick was in disbelief.

— You guys searched for me? Thanks, I guess? It means a lot. — Jason just sniffed and went on his way, leaving Grayson behind, paralyzed.

Maybe he could be fast enough and get out of there before the older one got a grasp of his senses back and followed him out. Part of him felt hope, the other heard yours and his therapist voices in his head, and the nagging was annoying. Maybe he never stopped being a “grump”, like you always amusedly said.

Oh, no. Here he comes again. Jason suppresses an eye-roll.

— Stop. Can you really explain? — The mix of emotions was almost overwhelming, an urge to cry, punch a wall, punch Jason's face, scream and who knows what more was running through Dick's body.

Jason sighed and finally addressed him completely. Tone lower so no one could hear.

— Okay. I met someone… Someone good. Someone special. A civilian. I was tired of everything. So I decided to retire and made sure none of you could find me. I'm surprised Roy and Lian kept the secret from you, though. Anyway. Now I'm a stay-at-home hubby, have a dog and go to therapy. You happy? — A beat of silence. — Hey, don't make that face… I was going to tell you guys eventually… When I felt like it… It's not like you guys saw me a lot. How much time did it take for you all to miss me? I made an appearance once in a while when someone asked for help and that's it. Alfred knew everything so if you’re gonna be mad at anyone, be at him too, not just me… And Roy. Don't forget Roy.

— A-Are you kidding me? Oh, yes, blame the butler! You couldn't even tell us? Like “hey guys, I'm gonna retire and take some time for myself for a while. Also, come to my wedding!” I wanted to be invited, you know?! Why didn't you invite me? Did you at least invite Alfred? Did- — Jason rolled his eyes and cut his rant.

— Yes, Alfred was there. Front row and everything. — Dick shrieked.

— T-That’s not the point! — His voice raised slightly from exasperation and both of them checked around for anyone's attention, then came back to the conversation.

Jason raised a hand to interrupt him and took a deep breath.

— Look. I wasn't in a nice place at the time, okay? I'm better now… And I was going to talk to you guys sooner rather than later… — Jason let a moment of vulnerability shine, hoping that would melt his brother's heart and fix things. It did. — We will have a second wedding when we renovate our vows in our 5th anniversary. You can be there… Everyone can be there. — Jason cleared his throat to interrupt the other again. — But now I have to get home in time to make dinner for my honeyboo, so why don't we… Stay in contact and… One of those days everyone can have dinner together and catch up, huh?

Dick took one of the deepest breaths of his whole life. Jason pursed his lips.

— Okay… — He stuck a finger in his face roughly. — But don't disappear again. Or else I promise I’m gonna personally make everyone track you down, understood? — Jason snorted. As if Tim and Bruce wouldn't do it already once they knew everything. As if Bruce didn't secretly keep track of him this whole time. Unless… Unless everyone changed and he didn't know his… His family anymore.

Why did it make him feel weird?

— Yes, boss. — Jason saluted him and left.

— Relax… — You elongated the word. — Nothing bad it's gonna happen… — You went behind Jason and tried rubbing his broad shoulders to chase the tenseness away. The sight and feel of his muscles almost made you drool, and you blinked to focus again.

— How do you know? — You pursed your lips and went to his side to try to make him take his eyes off of cleaning the countertop for the 4th time due to anxiety.

— Because they love you. And they care about you. And they miss you. — Jason deadpanned you. — Just give it a chance. If anything goes wrong, we will just kick them out and you never have to talk to them, ever again. We can even move if you want. Or go on a vacation to the same place we had our honeymoon, I can wear that skimpy piece you like… Spoil you rotten… — Your voice lowered seductively and you pressed your body to his side, running your hand up and down his arms with some pressure.

Jason’s mind went blank and he was speechless for a few seconds. Your eyebrows raised with a small, convincing smile that made all his worries go away. He sighed.

— Okay… Okay, you’re right… — He leaned down and sneaked an arm around your waist. You both shared a slow and wet kiss, bordering between sensual and calming. Unfortunately, he had to wait a few hours before having some action. He pulled his face away a few centimeters, looking you in the eyes. — I thought I had ripped that thing. — You blinked.

— You just might have. But I bought another one because I looked too good on it not to wear it again. — You shared a chuckle when the doorbell rang. You both looked at the door, then at each other. — Want me to get it? — You ran a hand through his hair, trying to calm the last of his nerves. Jason swallowed.

— No. Have to get it over with. — He took a deep breath and then let out. Pulling away from your embrace. — Put the juice on the table for me, please? — You hummed and nodded.

Without giving a second thought, he walked in long strides and abruptly opened the door.

It was like that scene in Avengers: End Game when on one side there was just Captain America against the whole Thanos's army, just staring at each other.

— Are you wearing an apron? — Damian snarked with an eyebrow raised. Jason looked down. Yes, he was. Good start.

— Take your shoes off, there’s other shoes for you all there. And here I was having hope that at fifteen you wouldn't be a demon anymore. — Jason said sarcastically and gave them space to enter.

As soon as they got in the neighborhood they were all already skeptical. If you were the only one working, how much do you earn to live in such a nice area and with this nice house? They could even see a pool in the backyard and there were TWO expensive cars in the driveway. Jason said he quit all of the crime lord thing, did he keep the savings? Did he invest?

The little dog came running and barking, taking their attention away from the house and their shoes, Damian immediately crouched to pet her. Jason let a side of his lips go up. At least that hasn't changed.

— Her name is Daphne. — Jason spoke over the cooing of Duke and Cass at the dog. He locked eyes with Bruce who had an unreadable expression on his face. He looked older, Jason didn't know how to feel about that. Then gazed at Dick, who had a shit eating grin, Alfred, whose satisfied smile warmed his heart, and Tim, who was analyzing the space while changing shoes.

— Nice place. So, what does your partner do? — Are they committing fraud? — You appeared from the corner and replied for him.

— I direct the Queen Industries’s Gotham’s office. — You answered softly with a polite smile, stopping besides Jason, who wrapped an arm around you. Everyone's gaze turning on you made you feel shy, but you held on with confidence.

— Oh, wow, so Jason really is a malewife. — Your eyes widened in surprised and you couldn't hold back a laugh. Jason let a small smile graze his lips, coaxing the easiness out of him.

— I offered to pay cleaning and cooking service, but he wanted to do things himself. — You say, a little afraid they would get angry at you for “slavering” their Jason.

— Did you buy those cars outside? — Wow, Tim really was as skeptical as Jason had said.

— Hmhmm. — You nodded simply, as if it was nothing.

Jason's siblings raised their eyebrows and Bruce cleared his throat, and took a step forward, feet clad in fluffy slippers. He offered a hand and presented himself politely to you. You wondered how much of that was his persona and how much was just a father meeting his son's partner.

While giving them a tour of the house, the family — aside from Alfred who already knew it all — observed the details, happy memories in the form of pictures of trips, your marriage, birthdays, anniversaries, Daphne's growing stages, spontaneous moments that just deserved to be eternalized, trinkets, handmade pots, plants, Daphne’s toys, and the decor that was just a mix of you both. No guns in the walls, no corpses buried in the backyard, no blood stains. The only signals that it was their Jason living here and not a clone were the books, pictures and hidden security measures. 

It was… Good. Peaceful. Clearly the change in scenario helped him. It hurt them a little, some more than others, that it took him cutting them off for him to start healing, although, maybe opening up this new side of him for them meant that it wasn't just that. And it wasn't. The fault didn't fall completely on them. Nor on Jason. And one person, you, can't be the solution for all global crisis. Mental health is complex. Trauma is complicated. Past can't be changed, but the future can. 

That night, everyone enjoyed Jason's cooking, Daphne and the new future.

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Jason’s Bio

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BASICS

LEGAL NAME: Jason Peter Todd ALIAS: Robin, Red Hood DATE OF BIRTH: 16th August GENDER: Cis Male PRONOUNS: He/Him SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Bisexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Demiromantic RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single

FAMILY & RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION

MOTHER: Catherine Todd (Step Mother) - Deceased BIOLOGICAL FATHER: Willis Todd - Deceased BIOLOGICAL MOTHER: Sheila Haywood - Deceased BIOLOGICAL SIBLINGS: Danny Todd - Half-brother - Believed to be deceased ADOPTED FATHER: Bruce Wayne - Estranged ADOPTED SIBLINGS: Dick Greyson, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne PETS: A black Maine Coon mix named Tybalt that he took in as a stray

PHYSICAL INFORMATION

HEIGHT: 6'0" BODY TYPE: Athletic/muscular HAIR COLOR: Naturally Auburn, but often dyes it dark brown/black. Has a mallen streak EYE COLOR: Hazel-Green TATTOOS: - SCARS: A Y-incision autopsy scar spanning his collarbones and down the entire length of his torso, a scar on the left side of his throat from Bruce throwing a batarang into his neck, various marks from wounds sustained when the Joker beat him with the crowbar, some slight discolouration from flash burns he sustained when the bomb went off, several surgical scars from his recovery after he returned from the grave, a scattering of other wounds picked up on the job DISTINGUISHING MARKS: A white mallen streak in the front of his hair

HEALTH INFORMATION

PHOBIAS: Claustrophobia, Coulrophobia (Fear of clowns) ALLERGIES: Mild shellfish allergy - not fatal, just makes him sick ILLNESSES & DISABILITIES: c-PTSD, Severe PTSD and associated symptoms/comorbid conditions, including episodes of dissociation and derealization, Permanent side effects associated with traumatic brain injury, ADHD - Diagnosed, unmedicated, with comorbid traits of Sensory Processing Disorder, Bipolar Disorder II - Undiagnosed, unmedicated.

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Jason’s Scars

Jason’s PTSD

SKILLS, ABILITIES, ETC

Expert marksman, martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant

Highly skilled detective

Enhanced strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes, coordination and durability due to exposure to the Lazarus Pit

Utilizing high-tech equipment and weapons

Excellent night vision from his dip in the Lazarus Pit

BACKSTORY

Note - I will be editing and refining this again at some point

Born into poverty to a petty crook of a father and a drug-addicted mother, Jason’s life was a struggle from the outset.

His father, Willis, was physically and emotionally abusive toward his wife and son, and soon ended up in prison. That left Jason alone as the sole carer for his mother, Catherine, and forced Jason to resort to crime to support himself and his mom.

Unfortunately, Catherine passed away from an overdose not long after. Jason was forced onto the streets and left to fend for himself by any means necessary, including becoming caught up in the newly revived Red Hood Gang, where he was further subjected to being used and abused by various adults who took advantage of his gentle, trusting nature and vulnerability as a very young and homeless child with nobody to protect him.

During his time with the Red Hood Gang, unknown to Jason, he caught the attention of Talia al Ghul, who, upon returning to her father, expressed an interest in keeping an eye on young Jason.

One night, Jason came across the Batmobile parked in an alley. Batman had recently put new tires on the vehicle but had not replaced the hubcaps with the redesigned ones yet, creating an opportunity that Jason could not pass up.

Batman caught him when he had already stolen one of the tires and was coming to take the others.

Expecting to be beaten for his crime, Jason was surprised to be offered food instead. He and Batman talked while eating, and Batman revealed himself to be none other than Bruce Wayne. He then told Jason that sometimes, they might surprise him if he gave people a chance. Jason would take these words to heart, even years later.

Bruce attempted to help Jason by enrolling him in Ma Gunn’s School for Wayward Boys, not knowing that the establishment was a front for training the children to be criminals. Despite this, Jason did see the place as a home for a while. Realizing his mistake, though, Bruce went to rescue him, and Jason aided him by shoving Ma Gunn out a nearby window. Bruce considered that perhaps Jason could better channel his anger against criminals as Robin, or else the boy would likely end up a criminal himself, so he took him on.

Jason was not the acrobat Dick Grayson was, but he was a smart kid with skills from life on Gotham’s streets.

After six months of intensive training, Jason was out in the field as the second Boy Wonder. Jason was determined to live up to the legacy of Robin that Dick Grayson had put in place, but it soon became apparent that Jason was troubled.

While Jason soon proved to be one of Batman’s most enthusiastic students, he was also the most damaged and traumatized. Jason’s former life on the streets had left him with an ambiguous sense of right and wrong, and it often placed Jason in opposition to the values Bruce was trying to teach him.

Moreover, repeatedly putting Jason into situations that reinforced his trauma led to Jason becoming increasingly more angry and distressed, which Bruce did not know how to address, so he pulled Jason from duty as Robin, effectively taking away Jason’s only coping mechanism and alienating him.

Jason later discovered that the woman he believed to be his mother was not the woman who gave birth to him after finding his birth certificate. The birth certificate was damaged, making his biological mother’s name unreadable beyond the first letter. Jason used the skills he had learned from Bruce and found three women listed in an address book belonging to Willis with names that began with the letter “S” and began attempting to track each of them down to find out which of them was his mother.

Ruling out the first two women after Bruce caught up with him and decided to help, Jason finally tracked the third to Ethiopia.

Jason briefly reunited with his birth mother, Sheila, but it turned out to be a trap as Sheila handed him over to the Joker.

The Joker brutally beat Jason with a crowbar and left him for dead in a warehouse, along with Sheila, with a bomb. Jason attempted to untie Sheila so that he could save her, but neither made it out of the building before the timer ran down and the bomb detonated, killing them both.

Six months after his death, as a result of Superboy-Prime altering reality, Jason awoke in his coffin. Still bearing the injuries that killed him, Jason clawed his way out of his own grave, wandered twelve and a half miles, and finally collapsed, falling into a coma. He was hospitalized as a John Doe as nobody could identify him due to no missing persons report and no fingerprints for him being on file.

After his escape from a psychiatric hospital, Jason spent another year on the streets as a vagrant, still suffering from severe cognitive difficulties and amnesia. However, another petty criminal eventually recognized him as the former Robin and informed Talia al Ghul.

Talia took Todd in out of her love for Bruce, while her father Ra’s al Ghul was interested in the secret behind his resurrection. The League of Assassins tracked and eliminated everyone in Gotham who knew of Todd’s resurrection to prevent Batman from finding out.

They also interrogated Joker’s henchmen, who were with him during Todd’s murder, to discover how the boy could have survived.

After Ra’s decided that the boy was a lost cause, seeing no improvement in his mental condition in the year since Jason was taken in, Talia restored Jason’s health and memory by immersing him in a Lazarus Pit in which her father was also bathing and helped him escape the House of al Ghul.

Later, on Talia’s advice, Jason determined that his death was never avenged and prepared to confront Bruce by traveling across the globe to meet with various people who would teach him the skills necessary to become as good as, if not better than Batman, including spending time with the All Caste.

During his journey, Jason discovered his Robin replacement was Tim Drake, further tormenting him. He also learned that the man teaching him bomb-making was involved in a Russian mafia-backed deal meant to push the resources of British law-enforcement away from mob crime and onto Islamic extremist terrorism with a framed bombing plot. Todd managed to hunt down the gang and safely detonate the bombs. Ironically, the only surviving member of the gang offered Jason the possibility of a large government payday in exchange for his life because he knew the location of someone high on the Wanted list, who turned out to be the Joker.

After learning of the Joker’s arms deal in Los Angeles for another terrorism scheme against Gotham, Jason began to stalk the villain as a masked assassin. After successfully capturing Joker, who failed to recognize him due to being older, Jason contemplated burning his killer alive after dousing Joker with gasoline. However, Jason realized he did not simply want Joker to die but desired to punish the villain with Batman.

Jason spared Joker and decided to wait for the right opportunity. He also admitted to Talia that he knew that she financed his training to stall him from killing Batman, though Jason claimed he had no desire to kill his former mentor anymore.

Talia then gave Jason the idea to be the Batman that Gotham needs. She also hired the same carpenters who built Jason’s casket and had them build a replica of it (the original was destroyed and beyond repair after Jason emerged from it). Jason eventually confronted Bruce at his gravesite before switching places with Clayface to observe Bruce from afar. Witnessing Bruce expressing no remorse for sparing Joker’s life after killing Jason, Jason was further angered.

Jason resurfaced in Gotham as the gun-toting vigilante Red Hood, appropriating the alias that the Joker had used before becoming the Clown Prince of Crime. Back with a vengeance, Jason protected Gotham with his new brand of lethal justice.

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Arkhamverse

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Jason’s behaviour, post-psychological conditioning

Jason’s resurrection in the Lazarus Pit while Joker Venom was present in his system

[lazydoodlesandfanfic]

Genderbend Time: Tomboy Buff GF : “Wow I don’t look any different as a guy.” Male Tomboy buff Gf: “I knew I still look sexy as a women.” Tomboy Buff GF: “Damn Straight.” Jason Todd: *Having a bi panic* “S-Shit.” Flash: “Uhhh Mrs Wayne I didn’t want to said this in front of Bruce but in other alternate dimensions you’re a man.” Buff Batmom: “I’m a sexy man?” Flash: 0////0 *remembering seeing Male Batmom underwear model photos and sexy male magazine cover* Flash: “😩 Soooo sexy.” Bruce: 😡😡😡

It’s starting to feel like Snapcube’s Sonic fandub with everyone trying to fuck Bruce’s wife😂

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

We're Here for a Good Time, Not a Long Time

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/ixt3Scp

by rozaceous, vermillion_crown

Alternate Title 1: You Wouldn't Download a Gun

Alternate Title 2: This is Not My Beautiful House, This is Not My Beautiful Wife

Alternate Title 3: You Can't Fight Crime on a Diet of Pizza and Takeout, You Animals

(A crossover of two SI/OCs doing their damage to the Batfam's egos, saving the multiverse, and taking their leave. Happy April Fool's.)

Words: 19425, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Preferred Hill to Die on, Part 2 of we're gonna figure something out if it takes all night

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen, F/M

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Duke Thomas, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s)

Relationships: Jason Todd/Original Female Character(s), Dick Grayson & Original Male Character(s)

Additional Tags: Batfamily (DCU), Minor Character Death, (minor character dies in a major way), questionable morals, equally questionable physics and math, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, (like seriously SO self-indulgent), AU of an AU of an AU, meta so deep it's like peeling an onion, crossover of two fics, Comedy, (for a given definition of comedy), taking world-building pedantry to its illogical conclusion, for two human disasters we're sure passionate about macros and sleep schedules, accepting the bat panopticon as a love language

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/ixt3Scp

[r-a-b-talks]

Why did I pick [this animal] for [this person]'s dæmon's final form ?

I made things quite obvious with Bruce and Hal's dæmons but I've been a bit more subtle with others. Here are some explanations. 

Steph's dæmon, representing Jason's inner self, is a wood frog because A) the black marking around their eyes looks like a mask and B) they stop breathing and their hearts stop during Winter. Don't tell me that getting your inner self represented by a frog when your name is Todd isn't funny. Auberon's color is a wink at Stephanie's last name.

Cass' dæmon represents X, her unknown soulmate. I like to think her soulmate is a girl from her dance classes (Southern tiger cats are agile) with a leopard dæmon named Kitty or Fluffy or something inoffensive like that.

Tim's dæmon is a black Labrador Retriever. Of course you can imagine what you want but I had in mind that his soulmate was Conner and that a Labrador could match. This is why Brunhild's coat is black. Maybe I should have picked one of those black and red poisonous frogs instead but they seem less friendly.

Babs got a gibbon dæmon because they're agile and are excellent acrobats. They also happen to be social animals but defend their territories fiercely. They bond by grooming each other, you may have noticed Silas was braiding Babs' hair when she was arguing with Dick. 

Dick's dæmon is a Congo African grey parrot. Those are among the smartest animals. Studies show they have a small human child's intelligence. They also show that they're selfless and will give a nut to another member of their species even if they don't get one for themselves. The second bird tends to reciprocate the gesture.

Oh, Alfred's turn now ! His dæmon is male and represents himself. Humans have used domestic geese as guardians (for poultry, notably) for a long time in history. They have a very good eyesight and can sound the alarm very loudly and are good at intimidating predators. I picked a Barnacle goose because they're not domesticated usually and have a dignified air about them. 

Duke's dæmon is a guinea pig. I could tell you it's because his intended soulmate was Claire Clover (Gotham girl) and that she and her brother experimented on themselves to get Superman-like powers. However, I thought about making Duke's dæmon a guinea pig first and then considered whether or not my current Duke's ship could work and realized that it fitted quite well.

Damian has a Great Dane.  His soulmate is probably friendly, energetic, maybe a bit sensitive and likes to spend time outdoors. Make your own pick.

I picked a honeybee for Martha because they do a lot of good and that their disappearance can trigger tragic things.

Thomas has a sable, an elegant animal with beautiful soft fur. My idea here is that Martha's a musician (see my dæmon's names post) and sables have excellent hearing. 

Barry has a glorious scarab, a bright green animal that can fly because his soulmate is a Lantern. It's a small insect because Jessica seems to me of a reserved, quiet nature.

Jessica Cruz has a Peregrine falcon because it's the fastest animal in the world and her soulmate is a speedster.

Dinah has a Golden Retriever and I think it's self-explanatory. Something about Oliver's hair.

Oliver has a domestic canary and it's probably even more self-explanatory.

Jessica Jordan has an eagle dæmon because F-15 Eagles are USAF aircrafts and her husband is a pilot. 

Martin gets an American shorthair cat because they've got muscle, are patient and sociable, just like his wife. 

Selina gets a magpie because she's a thief and magpies have an undeserved reputation of being thieves too. Poor Tiffany does her best to avoid all the strays Selina has brought home.

I'm not forgetting Clark's non-existent bug. It's an imaginary insect because it's easier to pretend you have a bug dæmon than an elephant one.