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just found out I'll never be abandoned by god which means he's always watching what I do and is pretty into it. you should come over.
just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.
#kink theology#queer theology#theology#we dont choose where god is or isnt#we can choose where we might notice God's presence#ignatius bayBEE#jesus means God experiences all of humanity's experiences#a theology of liberation means this too#make room for jesus#in the bedroom#or wherever you wanna 💦
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Make Room for Love
Love opens us up. It started simply with a song, MAKE ROOM by Kim Walker Smith And it turned into something I didn’t expect… EVERY SINGLE DAY I AM IN AWE OF HOW KING JESUS LOVES US ALLAND REACHES FOR US ALL,EVERY SINGLE DAY MY HEART DESIRES TO BE IN COMMUNION WITH MY KINGWHO IS ADONAI (meaning Lord, Master) How about where my desire is to serve HIM and be in service to HIMHE shows me that HE…
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The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer
Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.
Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.
I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.
#rottmnt#rottmnt raph#raph#don't worry then he'll freak out and buy you a new one#anyway! raph rules!!!!!#and i think the movie has made some people interpret him as like the 'responsible mom' character which is a bummer#bc that's really not him at all#like this is not even NEARLY a complete list of raph's shenanigans#he's a hooligan a fool a dumbass (affectionate)#he loves big flashy exciting fights and does not spare a single thought to stealth 90% of the time#he gets distracted on missions taking selfies with pizza pigeons and wrestlers#and gets annoyed in eps like Bug Busters when leo suggests being more cautious#he would die for his brothers but also he's definitely the type to like. walk into their rooms and sit on them for fun#he values responsibility so much but also makes the most batshit decisions ever#and has probably caused the state of new york thousands of dollars in damages#and he's NOT the boys' dad jesus christ#he grows slightly more serious over the course of the series (out of stress :(()#but at his core he's just a kid who loves fighting and being a hero#and i love him so much ok!!!!!!
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this is the horniest I've ever seen buck look dear god help me
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inspired (rather loosely) by illustrators aubrey beardsley and john austen
#julius is basically a chaperone at a school dance fighting for their LIFE to make all the kids leave room for jesus#artists on tumblr#victorian art#edwardian art#mine#oc#prudence#oleander#angel
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it's wild that for how much evangelical culture harps on humans being evil and horrible and depraved and wicked and sinful simply by nature of existing as a human, you're really not allowed to make mistakes, even (and possibly especially) as a child
and it's wild what they consider "a mistake" and "sin"
it's genuinely disturbing that i was told jesus never cried as a baby because "a baby's first sin is crying for attention". fellas is it sinful to have the instinct to want your caregivers to take care of you?
#ex christian#religious trauma#ex cult#cult tactics#and like I Get It if you Really Follow jesus he's supposed to override all that so expectations of perfection are Fine & Normal actually :)#but it's like#wild that there's no room for mistakes in the culture that's like “you ARE a mistake and left to your own devices Only Make Mistakes”#like y'all are the ones harping about human nature being entirely equivalent to sinful nature#and then expecting people to “go against their nature” 100% perfectly?#like. i get it but i also really really don't get it#mine
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realizing i do this thing that i really really hate which is when i’m originally super excited about something but the default reaction is something negative i’ll eventually just start spouting off a million disclaimers every time i bring it up. like yeah i’m majoring in creative writing haha don’t worry i know i’m never gonna make any money haha i’m definitely going to just get a practical job and publish on the side maybe if i’m lucky!! like NO bitch have some confidence in yourself😭😭 goddamn i’m such a pushover
#did this with minnesota too#i was so excited to move and it was my top choice state#and so many people reacted negatively that now every time i tell someone i’m moving im automatically like#yeah it’s gonna be really cold!! haha probably won’t survive the winter!!#which is like. TRUE but i hate that those statements now override my original excitement#anyway was thinking about this bc my mom now knows about my major#which means i had to hear her ex boyfriend bitching about how im never going to make any money#in the middle of our living room at 9 am#like. thanks for the input patrick. jesus#anyway idk if this is relatable im just tired#personal
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update from the unwind trenches it is so bad. i will never be the same. i finished undivided last night and cried a little. ive been drawing and writing hayconrisa all week. i just finished my design for a radio free hayden logo... SOMEBODY SAVE ME
#radio transmission#GET ME OUT OF HERE#RATTLES THE BARS OF MY CAGE#I listened to hayden and grace's chapter of unbound while my roomie was in the room#grace went YOU'RE BISEXUAL and hayden went yes for connor and risa#(abridged)#AND I SCREAMED#And eli went “bisexual king”#anywya. i love you Hayden. to the tune of i love you jesus#i'll post my radio free hayden designs once i make the buttons also#unwind
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He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌
(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)
#dbtag#Idk why Toei didn't lean into Vegeta being a version of Piccolo you could put in funnier situations like Toriyama wrote#He's reserved and professional and proud but JUST immature enough to bite down on a gag that Piccolo would readily swerve#But they take a lot of Goku's chaotic comedy away too in favor of Hero(tm) writing and that is why I keep pulling my hair out aklsjdlas#Toriyama was sO funny and it bums me out so much that the anime derailed how lighthearted and straight up silly the humor is#and replaced it with Misogyny Is Funny and humiliation kinks asjklfhadjk and it's not just my complaints about Vegeta and Bulma!!#“Goku is running away from his very reasonable wife because he is a goofy little guy who doesn't want to do his chores” becomes#“Chichi is Cruel to Goku who is Trying to be a good husband because she doesn't relate to his passions and vilifies him for having them"#which is not their dynamic at all but dudes in the writing room are like “being married is fucking awful amirite fellas hahaha”#but Toriyama was like “Being married is not for everybody but it can be really great if you and your partner are on the same page”#Chichi's reasonable! And Goku isn't romantically wired but Goku can enthusiastically consent to sex and still not enjoy kissing#those things can be and are true for a lot of people! And it makes even more sense if you hc Goku to be aspec (and audhd coded) like I do#Kissing can feel gross and can be a sensory overload for many folks. Doesn't mean they're stupid or innocent.#(although Goku CAN still ride nimbus so idk what Pure entails in this universe askljad)#Like I am the FIRST person to joke and drag Goku about his marriage as an aspec myself but like legit Goten is a Last Night On Earth baby#He knows what sex is. But also between how socially removed Goku is and how Shy and Conservative Chichi it's not out of line#to assume the actual words sex and kiss have never been spoken in that house skljdlajdf I FULLY believe Chichi uses code words#Chichi thinks her son being blonde makes him a delinquent and still uses honorifics with Goku like it is fully reasonable to assume#that the joke of Goku's naivetè centers around the fact that his wife is too embarrassed to talk about Certain Matters in a normal way#While Bulma and Vegeta are slutty hedonistic cityfolk who need jesus (according to chichi probably...and me but I support them)#anyway. point is. Toriyama was funny as hell and Nekomajin is absolutely ridiculous and goofy and has a fully amoral main character#which just reminded me that toei is allergic to letting goku be a gremlin and so vegeta's not allowed to be a gremlin wrangler#even though that's been his job since the day he met raditz alksdjaskljd
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Head empty no thoughts just Garfield’s ass making contact with Benz’ crotch (x)
#POP AND LEE LEFT ROOM FOR JESUS#i need to make a full cast edit of this montage coz they sure were on something else#pit babe the series#flash cw#cw flashing#pit babe fanmeet#benz atthanin#garfield pantach#em post#pit babe#benzgarfield#garfieldbenz#pit babe cast#change2561 cast
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if there’s one thing succession is gonna do is serve up an absolutely insane set of performances the sheer amount of talent on that cast is incomprehensible to me
#like jesus#finding out that most of them are theatre performers really changed my perception of the show its fascinating in general#like how it feels like a play in show format? the camera really makes you feel part of the room sure#but id say more like a concrete audience idk its really intersting#succession
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hello again tumblr i have art again. Uh. this is my pressure oc. au??? hes just prototype from regretevator but like a lemon shark. Hes. supposed to be a lemon shark im not the fish guy. they have a lot of lore i swear theure actually an interesting character and not just prototype regretevator as an evil fish
#pressure#roblox pressure#pressure oc#pressure original character#pressure roblox oc#jesus christ why are there so many tags.#uhh i mayy explain his lore later? in a text post or something. He makes me really upset#but like in terms of in game mechanics theyd kind of be like imaginary friend but real and kinda just likee.. there sometimes#on rooms with windows hed occasionally just peak in and wave at you. hes not hostile theyre just there#they DO have a reason to be watching you though! but thats lore stuff#okay im done going off bye byee!!#.png files
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hear me out kitchen scene is literally going to be eddie going over to buck's to let him know him and marisol broke up and hes going to be like lmao guess we're both single now still want to go go karting 🤪🥰🥳!! and bucks going to be like... about that...
@chronicowboy and I were literally discussing this exact scenario a week ago (minus eddisol break up lmao) but legitimately. legitimately I think there is a very very high chance of this happening. specifically a callback to the go karting and eddie trying to make time for buck only for buck to be like oh. I actually have plans. with tommy. and coming out to eddie
#do yall actually remember me saying i was getting the strongest urge to figure out how to write a fic cause i had a very specific scenario#in mind#it was literally this lmao#it was before we knew the kitchen scene stills were from 705 so i actually thought buck would apologize to tommy before the end of the#episode and tommy would ask him to dinner (NO chin grabbing in my scenario they were leaving room for jesus)#and then eddie would come over and be like okay talk to me. and when buck admits he's felt sidelined and jealous he would apologize and try#to make up for it with the go karting rain check#and then buck says he has a date with tommy blah blah blah#sorry i blacked out remembering how different everything is from last week and how it somehow turned out to equal the most delusional spec#we could ever make#crazy. Crazy#911 spoilers#weewoo brainrot
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remember that time when Alicent ran to stand before her son, between him and a dragon, accepting that if he dies she will go with him, that she will protect her son even if it is pointless, cause she stood no chance against a dragon. Yeah? well that was my most religious experience to date.
#she was literally god in that scene#she was The Mother#that was my “jesus came to me in my living room” moment#I wanted to get on my knees and pray to her#alicent hightower#pro alicent hightower#pro team green#hotd#house of the dragon#you never love something like you love your firstborn#and love makes you do crazy things#like standing face to face with a dragon
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"Aaron Ekblad, our guest, Stanley Cup Champion from the Florida Panthers. One of your teammates, who you won a cup with, Oliver Ekman-Larsson—signing with the Maple Leafs. Can you give us a scouting report on OEL?" "Yeah, OEL's one of those perfect Swedes, right? You always hear that. You know, one of the best guys in the room always. Never really has a bad day, always smiling, always fun to chat with. You're getting a really poised, great puck-moving defenceman who can skate, and under pressure and big moments—can score. He does it all. It was a blessing to play with him for a year, and [I'm] happy for him moving forward."
First Up (TSN) | 7.23.24 (x)
#aaron ekblad#oliver ekman larsson#florida panthers#“one of those perfect swedes” ekky do you ever think before you open your mouth?#what is with you and swedes jesus man#his roots are calling back to mr swedish descent man#in the most chillest and normal way possible i think hes obsessed with d#and by d i of course mean defencemen#“it was a blessing to play with him for a year” and other normal things to say#do you know who else hes said eerily similar things#“how lucky am i?...i count my blessings everyday that im in that position where i get to play with him”#can you guess who it is? [BUZZER SOUND] times up its gustav fucking forsling because of course it is#i assume hes also one of those so called “perfect swedes”#im sorry i heard him say it was a blessing to play with lars and i went did you not also say that about forsy in like fucking may#my brain is an archive but only for like forsblad things im so sorry#but also to know ekky held lars in such high regards despite the fact he was a 1yr fa signing that was likely not to stay makes me :(#he likes his swedes but lars was such a good personality to have in the locker room :((
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to the feelings yakuza showing up in the danny phantom main tag, thank you for showing your whole ass and telling everyone you don't know what blocking and filtering is. i'll put together an in-depth tutorial for you.
Blocking
First, you go to the person's blog that you want to block. I'm using staff as an example.
Next you want to click on the three dots in a circle, next to the gift button. It'll bring up the menu you currently see here. You'll want to click the "Block" button.
Tumblr will ask if you're sure you want to block, as well as list what will happen if you do block the blog. This includes the person being unable to follow you, send DMs, find you in search results, or interact with any of your posts. This also means you will never see their posts. You'll want to click the "Block" button.
When you've clicked the "Block" button, you will see a confirmation that the person has been blocked. You can now click the "Close" button or close the tab you have open to go back to browsing.
If you would like to unblock this person for any reason- perhaps learning the distinction between real morality and "personally, i don't like this"- you can do so in your blog settings under "Blocked Tumblrs".
Tag Filtering
First, on the left sidebar click "Settings".
Next, scroll down to "Content you see". There are two sections here: "Filtered Tags" which will hide posts with specific tags, and "Filtered Post Content" which will hide posts that have specific words. This is to help catch posts that are either mistagged or not tagged at all. So like people venting about something in a main fandom tag that can trigger people, but not using the tag specifically made for that topic.
Type in whatever word(s) you'd like filtered under "Filtered Post Content". Then click the "Add" button. You can even add usernames if you'd like.
For "Filtered Tags" you want to click the little pencil icon, and a similar box to type in will appear, along with an "Add" button. Repeat the process of typing in what you would like to be filtered. You can even add usernames if you'd like. Finally, refresh the page.
When you are done, this is what a post with filtered tags will look like. I'd love to give an example of a post with filtered content, but I was scrolling for a good while and could not find any for this specific topic.
You have the option to click the "View post" button, which will show you the post being hidden, but understand that this is an acknowledgement that you know what this is and you are Choosing to look at it. No one has forced you.
Harassment is never okay. Anon hate is never okay. Suicide baiting is never okay.
Take some time, curate your experience, and maybe lay down on a blanket under the sun.
#danny phantom#<- putting that so the people in question can see this#this is. a long time coming.#i always thought of making a post like this but never did#i hit my limit today#'oh here's a list of anonymous submissions of people that MIGHT enjoy this one ship. with direct links. but dont harass them teehee'#think for Two Seconds#taking the benefit of the doubt in that you do not know what you are doing. but that will 100000% lead to harassment#also i know this is gonna be hard to hear but danny and vlad are not real. they are drawings on a page#but the people that get harassed are Real People#they are Real People being harassed over how they like to play with their dolls (blorbos) in their own corner of the room#anti's will always sound to me like a homophobic parent slapping their kid for making their barbies kiss#like what the fuck is wrong with you#you don't have to like it but maybe don't fucking harass people over it Jesus#learn to block and filter. like how i just showed in this post
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