#maintagging so this gets out there a little

[slimmestslime]

to anyone who still remembers my unreality hank. like. when i drew him and pretended(roleplayed) as if He Real in Real Life,

ive always thought abt bringing him back but i stopped since it felt. stupid and Cringe of me to do. but knowing that cringe is dead and that ive gotten a smidgen of motivation,

would you guys want him back? like. me continue a lil storyline and continue drawing the wimble as if He Real.

[feelo-fick]

HELLO!!! :> TRICK OR TREAT!!!!! :DDDD :]

treat?

yeah, treat. this cant be a trick. if it were, then...

(Palettes used: Falling Star // I Don't Even Know What Day It Is (And I Don't Even Know What Your Name Is))

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WHEN I TELL YOU I PUT SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS I MEAN IT it was so unnescesary but i NEEDED (ha) to get back at you with some psychic damage like you have to me HUEHAUEHJA these two peices are just me pspsppsing at you DISCUSS WITH ME I MISSED HANGING OUT!!! sSHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YYOU

[thegreatyin]

scoundrel?? what scoundrel???? the magnificent mr cards (who ironically has more of a flower aesthetic going on) is completely unrelated to any "bandaged scoundrels" running around the neath. in fact it's never heard of the word scoundrel ever in its entire definitely long definitely ancient life. but yknow, hypothetically, if it did know the scoundrel, it's confident that they're really really really handsome and cool and epic and they're almost just as amazing as it is and you should totally donate all your valuables to them and stuff

aaand because i like them too much, have a transparent version. the Creachure. the Thing, even.

[astradyke]

i don't get very personal on this blog because vulnerability is tricky and being vulnerable on the internet is infinitely trickier, and also this is a dan and phil blog, so this obviously hasn't come up but i've been having life realizations that have explained my affinity towards phanfictions that talk about chronic pain. i'm going to link three i like:

broken porcelain (put me back together baby) by tarredion

flares (and assorted series fics) by huphilpuffs (unfinished but all time favorite)

must have been the wind by dvp_95

but also like. dunno. this is a post for another day but... i really do appreciate how candidly dan and phil talk about their physical health. i'm not chronically ill (though that's maybe in question rn) nor do i have the specific experiences they do, but their openness about their physical health-- even if it might be societally "taboo"-- is so important for so many people and i'm realizing rapidly that i'm one of those people it has impacted so much. when i think about it i feel less like... scared, about falling in love someday while carrying all my own bullshit with physical health issues, because i see how the two of them support each other through their experiences.

all of the above fics are alternate universes -- the first and last i believe just refer to unspecified chronic pain (i might be wrong i haven't reread them in the last weeks or so) but the middle one is specifically about fibromalaygia-- but still, i dunno. dan and phil as creators but also fic writers have really affected me in a way that i think is like... going to do a lot of good. okay that's my midnight talk thanks. <3

[betweenlands]

i am so deeply emotional about sbk right now. how the hell does a server this good exist

[ruthlesslistener]

I got harassed because of you. Because you declared anyone who doesn't headcanon the Knight as a child to be sus. So thanks. Hate how you seem to be the "headcanon/lore expert" these days, to the point where no on else is allowed to headcanon differently from you. All the hk antis seem to cite you as their "reliable" source always, even outside of tumblr.

i. turned on anon yesterday. What. how did you find me this quickly already.

Anyways, another announcement just to make this potently clear to anyone stupid enough to treat a tired college student with a neurodevelopmental disorder as some sort of pariah of headcanon/lore expertise: i said that headcanoning the knight as an adult was 'sus' in a half-hearted jokey manner right before i went to sleep late at night based on bad porn takes that i came across while scrolling twitter and nothing else. Then when my friends were like 'uh wait no more interpretations exist' i went 'oh shit my bad, i still dont like it bc of personal tastes tho so please dont flood my inbox about it again, but its fine'. I don't even believe in anti rhetoric either, I'm constantly reblogging why they're fucked up and their harassment campaigns are wrong and dangerous, so idfk why they'd consider me as a reliable resource

Also, why the fuck would anyone take me as the lore/headcanon god?? Nothing about what I do is special. I don't even care that much about my own headcanons, almost all of what I find fun about the fandom is comparing and contrasting my headcanons to those of other people's because I love seeing what they get up to. As for canon, literally everything I loredig about is in the game already, I'm just rambling about it through my own perspective as someone who likes to do media analysis. Nothing about what I do is special or should be treated as such, and I always talked about my hcs/interpretations as someone who assumed that people knew they were just that: ramblings and nothing more. I love different hcs, I just sometimes don't click with others because of my own weird squicks and triggers

Also also: I don't post my headcanons outside of tumblr and what I write on my ao3 in my fics, so idk how you want me to somehow control the rabid freaks on other websites. I'm not doing this to be an influencer, gain popularity, or broadcast some superiority complex. In fact, I've actively spent the entire duration I'm in this fandom worrying about bothering people with my hcs/ramblings, but posting them anyways because if I don't talk about it then it makes me want to chew my own leg off. The main reason I've not been talking about it on my tumblr and have only been passively rbing hk stuff recently is specifically because I'm trying to avoid causing that sort of damage again after this whole disaster

[st4rstudent]

I've had this idea for a while but everytime I actually gave it thought, I'd get frightened last minute. But anyways, with summer coming up (and more free time), I've been considering making an ask blog of sorts just for fun. Does that seem like anything anyone would be interested in

naturally itd be more hc based because well. heh. looks around. gets scared

[chronurgy]

I think my number one concern going into veilguard is that companies never set out to make bad games. They're never hoping and planning to make a bad game. But bad games are nevertheless produced, often for structural reasons (and those structural issues tend to be self reinforcing). Bioware has recently made two bad games (Andromeda and anthem), so the structural issues that result in the production of bad games are definitely there. And unless bioware as a company really sat down and worked very hard to mitigate those structural issues, they will have impacted the production of this game. Those structural issues are not easy to fix. They often require a great deal of time and money - things we can be pretty confident bioware was short on during this period.

Veilguard had a 10 year development with three full refreshes, including a conversion from a live service multi-player game to a single player rpg. Extended and troubled productions can produce great games, but they usually don't. Because the same structural issues that result in troubled developments tend to result in bad games as well.

I'm not saying that veilguard is doomed to be a bad game or that I'm not excited for it. I am, actually, cautiously excited for it given the gameplay showcase we saw today. It looks beautiful. Every environment we saw was stunning and the characters look great as well. I'm certainly more hopeful than I was even just a few days ago. But I am being cautious because of everything I said above. This is part of why I've so consistently been asking for plot details - it's really easy for the plot to get shafted in the scramble to redevelop a game. Combat looks fun, the characters look good, but it's much harder to get a grip on the breadth and depth of the story and the missions we'll be running, especially when they really haven't shown us any of it. So that's sort of my manifesto about why I'm still so cautious when it comes to this game. The issues are structural and we're still missing one big piece of the whole. I don't think we'll really know for sure whether or not they've pulled it off until we actually get the game. So it's basically wait and see at this point.

[catgirlkirigiri]

World's most normal family

[vapemaster42069]

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 (you are here!)

"They said you were unreliable? Me personally, I wouldn't take that kind of disrespect." X smirked a little, the smile hidden behind his white cowl but audible in his voice. He leaned down, untying and toeing off his boots before gently setting them next to Cub’s back door. He turned back to the dimly-lit kitchen.

"X, you behead people who disrespect you,"

"Yeah," X cocked his brow, "I don't see how that's relevant."

“Plus… Well, they’re not exactly wrong.”

"You did cleverly neglect to mention that you were pitting them against the monarchy," X pulled down his hood, reaching up to re-tie his dark hair into a ponytail. On the trail a few hours before, it had nearly all fallen out, spilling over his shoulders and cowl. He bit down on a lavender ribbon, holding it while he arranged his hair.

"Do you think they'd help if I didn't?" Cub leaned onto his tiptoes, reaching into one of his kitchen cabinets for his favorite coffee mug, one of his hands flailing above his head while the other supported his weight on the tiled countertop.

"Probably not, but. Well, I mean, the Order doesn't take insurrection lightly. If we get them caught--"

"Then we don't let them get caught."

"--Cub. There’s more on the line here than their knightship, more than one of them is a hidden fey. What will the Order do when they find another Watcher and a demon in their ranks?”

“I don’t know, honestly. They haven’t had new members for so long, I doubt they’d expel them or anything, the crown needs them,” 

“That was rhetorical. You weren’t around the last time they found a Watcher, Cub,” X’s usual wistful cheer hardened. “It took–. Well. It wasn’t pretty, I’ll say that. They hate being lied to. And they really hate divine fey.”

“Why is Grian still around then?” Cub dumped an aggressive volume of coffee grounds into the percolator, clicking the top shut, “Or the others, for that matter. Inhibiting magic for this long can’t be good for them, they’ll explode or something.”

“They’re exploding, or something.”

“What?”

“On the weekends. Why do you think I choose Impulse to fight that dragon? They’ve gotta let out that magic somehow, so the Order ends up being a part of the dark market for hired help.”

“Don’t they hunt the dark market?”

“Yes.”

“... ok.”

“Plus, Grian was soulbound with Scar before they figured it out, so they couldn’t kick him out at that point without Scar losing it.” X lowered his hands, his hair now in a semi-neat bun. Several stray hairs drifted back down to his face, and he blew them out of his eyes with an annoyed huff. “Otherwise, well, I think it’s a good idea to keep the Watchers out of this one. But you could have at least let them in on it, let them choose.”

Cub looked away, adjusting his glasses. "This way, if they get caught, they can't bring down the revolution-- at least, not when they're questioned. They're a liability."

"They're our friends."

"Even so. Have you heard from the informant or his deity?"

"You're deflecting the issue, but yes, I have. Are you making coffee right now? It’s like 3am.”

“Now you’re deflecting, man,” Cub smiled, “Want some?”

“Yes. Anyways. We should be meeting tomorrow, at the normal place, and he's bringing his friend."

Cub nodded, turning away from X and leaning on the counter in front of him. He flicked the collar of his coat, now a long, light blue tailcoat that went nearly to his ankles, out of his face. It was a beautiful garment, lovingly repaired with patches along the elbows and inner seams of his pockets, the delicate gold stitches complimenting the rest of his accessories-- while he tried to exude effortless cool-person-vibes at all times, the trained eye could spot the little details he painstakingly maintained; from the tiny gold screws in the corner of his glasses to the  shining numerals on his watch, every inch of his figure was designed to subtly divert the attention from him to his clothing. 

“So tell me, Cub Fan,” X leaned in, “just how do you plan to get a bunch of king-sworn knights, including fey so pallidly magical I could locate their camp without a map, into the most king-loyal stronghold in the Overworld?”

“I haven’t gotten that far yet,”

“... mhm. Well, you better hope that sun god has the inhibitor aura you were talking about, or the whole thing goes under. Oh, with cream, please,”

Cub rolled his eyes, sighing, “You with your coffee creamer…”

“It’s vanilla!”

“It’s nasty,”

“You have no taste. For good tastes. It tastes. I. Yes.”

“That was beautiful, thank you X. Eloquent, as always, I see,” He passed a mug over to X with a lilting grin, averting his gaze so X could lower his cowl. “To sleep deprivation, half-baked plans, and magical insurrection!”

“I’ll drink to that.”

[heirofnepeta]

Heyyyyyyyyyy do ANY of y'all who follow me play Warframe and by chance have an Octavia Prime Chassis blueprint you're willing to sell to me and if so what's the uh. price?

[e-vultures]

you watch a "just okay" 3-hour long movie and at the end you're like "man that was kind of too long. oh well" but you watch a 3-hour long bad movie and at the end you want to become the unibomber

[villainvirus]

here are some #compass images that i didnt finish any of. you can look at them if you want

[alt0stratuscloud]

y'know earlier today I was like woowww I've gotten sooo used to the dsmp just being Over and almost every plotline being in Shreds now from both the problems in the first place abd how many people've been cut out of the story and then there's like. that post. or last week the heaven and hell post. where I'm reminded that oh, no, there Is a hole in my heart where lmanburg once was and oh right we ignore rule 1 of how things ended not mattering and that everythings just Over and there are too many pieces missing to ever put it back together. rinse and repeat!

[byooregard]

iwtv universe dashboard simulator

girlmand reblogged

😶‍🌫️gaysexinthecity Follow

not saying vampires are real but i think Daniel Molloy gets way too much shit . like if i was a pulitzer prize winning journalist in my seventies and some guy called me and was like im a vampire want an interview i wouldn't hesitate either. fuck man sure tell me about being a vampire. i'll believe you

🎆 magical-swiftie

reading Interview with the Vampire rn and Claudia and Madeline are sooo Long Face core

#now that i think of it a lot of tvl's songs fit this book really well #like #'she gave me life I gave her death'??? # that's so them!!!

🏞️ girlblogg1ng

btw if you're still listening to the vampire lestat, unfollow me now. and like, seriously consider why you're giving plays to a guy who appropriates ancient egyptian history for his vampire schtick, it's honestly sickening

#the vampire lestat #tvl #maintagging because people need to see this honestly #.txt

🌄sampire

keep seeing ppl try to cancel tvl for things hes said to his fans or how he talks about ancient egyptian mythology and not that song where he talks about fucking his mother. like im not crazy right he wrote a whole song about how he fucked his mother

💟 stingorarr

"we are your children/but what do you give us/is your silence/a better gift than the truth?" sounds like it should be some ancient Greek poetry but it's literally in a song by the vampire lestat!!!

it just hits so hard... like your parents gave you nothing but maybe the truth would be more unbearable than silence...

#tvl #the vampire lestat #twmbk #those who must be kept

sampire reblogged danielmxllxy

🌫️ beatlesrpf Follow

please tell me you guys arent serious about the vampire lestat. please tell me youre not stanning a man who wrote "im an actor in my makeup, i get fatter when we break up"

#guys please #this is worse than the tortured poets department

🤖 carrieblogging Follow

Based on your likes!

Hey, Tumblr, I need a little help here?

So, my best friend has been acting a little weird lately. Like, his sleep schedule has gotten really strange (stranger than normal 😅), and I haven't seen him without sunglasses on in a week?

His diet has changed, too, like he used to always be snacking whenever I'd call him, but now he doesn't eat anything that I can see.

He even cancelled our tickets to ComicCon!! I've been waiting to meet up with him for years, and now he's just bailed on me?!? I'm mad, but honestly more worried than anything....

#carrie speaks

🌌 marbellina124

guys I think I've found the vampire Armand at the MET 😏😂

#it doesn't match the dates from the book so like #yeah #but imagine.... #parisian mutuals you have a power that can be used

interview-with-the-glampire reblogged wormyworms

🪱 wormyworms Follow

mmm tbh the only reason i *don't* believe vampires are real is because if *i* was interviewing two vampires to write a book about their life? i would not be leaving that house without their fangs in my neck and eternal life. just saying

🌇 interview-with-the-glampire

understandable but have you considered. if I went to interview two vampires and got immortality and vampire sex out of that deal I wouldn't go around letting everyone know :/

danielmxllxy reblogged sampire

🌌 marbellina124

so were all in agreement he fucked that vampire right

#oh I think he fucked AT LEAST two of those vampires #iwtv #rb

[onesidedradiostatic]

(After the Respectless Reprise)

Velvette, calling Vox on the phone: VOX!!! End this stypid debate once and for all! What was the color of your turtleneck when you took that damned picture with Valentino?

Vox, picking up the call: Uh... What now?

Velvette: Some of your crazy "fans" cropped that stupid picture I took of you two near his desk with your monitors! They've been going crazy at the color of your stupid turtleneck in the leaked photo

Vox: Right right.... and..... This is my problem because....?

Velvette, muttering under her breath: I swear to god... this is just like that stupid dress thing all over again.....

Vox: The what now?

Velvette: Forget it! Your old arse wouldn't even get it anyway and we don't have the time! That stupid thing blew out of proportion!!! It's been trending on Vitter for Hell's sake so you better do something about it!

Vox: Vel, I don't see the problem. It's just a color for something that happened a long time ago. It shouldn't even matter.

Velvette: Well it does matter because demons—not even just sinners, Vox— have been going at each other's throats about this for hours on end just for the sake of their fanart consistency!

Vox: Fanart consistency?

Velvette: Oh for fuck's sakes, Vox— Aren't you connected to your network right now? You should be able to see just how bad it is in there!!

Vox: Mhm... yeah, yeah... well..... right...

Velvette: Vox. Are you listening to me right now?

Vox: *noncommittal hum* Yeah..... That's better...

*Velvette pauses for a moment before a look of realization crosses her face*

Velvette: Wait... Don't tell me your at your Alastor shrine again instead of at your office?

*Clatter clatter CRASHHH*

Vox: *cough cough cough* H-Huh? What? NOOOOooo... No, no I'm not. What are you talking about Velvette?

*Velvette side glances at Alastor still silently having his mental breakdown before moving onto Lucifer fiddling with his tie and cane as he refuses to meet anyone in the eyes*

Velvette: Yeaaah.... Right.

Vox: A-ActUALLY!! I was just about to go there. To— to my office I mean. I mean, I just came from an important meeting after all!! Yes, a very very important meeting. With uh.... About– Sinflix! Yes, yes Sinflix. You know how that annoying little parasite has been taking some of our profits with all their 'free services' shtick that we've been losing money in the other Rings.

Velvette: Right. Right. (I don't care)So... your turtleneck color?

Vox: RIGHT!!! *Ding ding ding!* Yeah, about that I uh....

*Side glances at the scarce remains of his closet that was once full of multiple variations of turtlenecks colored red, orange, yellow, and even blue. Some of them actually being striped. There was a sell in one of the secondhand-me-down shops if you buy in bulk back in the day when he first fell into Hell. And he wasn't one to pass up a bang for your buck. Unfortunately, he also had to burn a lot of them after Velvette joined team to avoid her wrath. And now he can't remember which one he wore during that picture*

Vox: Well... About that, I don't.... actually remember?

Velvette: You don't sound so sure of yourself.

Vox: Well, the picture itself is faded so some of the color has changed. Not to mention the lightning.

Let me ask Tino if he remembers.

(I hope you enjoy this. Someone please sedate me)

oh my fucking god (reference to this, and this, and the turtleneck discourse is just this entire fucking tag. basically we've been spending the last 2 days debating about vox's stupid fucking turtleneck)

literally everything being referenced is giving me fucking whiplash HELSPGKOS vox himself getting into the debate because he doesn't remember is hilarious

only thing I will have to correct there is that vox does in fact own netflix in hell so it's voxflix not sinflix

considering maintagging this and putting it out into the wild with zero context (until they check the links)

EDIT:

misunderstood whoops here's the clarification LMAO