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The circular bird stares down at the Manager stood before it. It doesn't really move, or do anything, but rather, it just loafs infront of them. Yes, it breached just because it wanted attention, and attention it will get, whether that attention involves needing to eat a few heads.

- @big-birds-forest

(X isn't quite sure how the bird got to the manager's office in the first place. It doesn't seem to be hurting anyone at the moment, so he should be fine. It only breached for attention, so it probably would go back to its containment when satiated. He pets the big bird.)

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what happens if you give weed to an employee?

They explode, I think

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happy pride month btw, the abnormalities are gay

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Boop

If I boop you woulg that just cause a singularity point? - @lc-manager-x

So you've met your reflections, the pieces of the mirror? They must have tried to boop you because their own tomorrows are not on the horizon.

...Sorry force of habit

I'm not sure and you totally shouldn't boop me because that might happen and not because I don't want to be booped

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Sorry, Netzach. The abnormalities keep eating the replacements I try to ship to your department. Sorry, man.

Guys my double u still doesnt ourk

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Guys no one ever taught me how to cook pasta correctly I don't think you're supposed to microwave it in a cup of water how do I do this

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fun...?

...as it turns out, approximately 2 cups of citrus juice on an otherwise empty stomach is a bad idea.

please learn from my mistakes.

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I wanted to make rbilk (redbull+milk) and was immediately disheartened.

...as it turns out, approximately 2 cups of citrus juice on an otherwise empty stomach is a bad idea.

please learn from my mistakes.

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Don't drink citrus juice on an empty stomach you will be hurty. do NOT. PUT ANYTHING WITH CITRIC ACID WITH MILK IF YOU INTEND ON DRINKING IT. The milk will curdle and you will be sad.

...as it turns out, approximately 2 cups of citrus juice on an otherwise empty stomach is a bad idea.

please learn from my mistakes.

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Sacrifices must be made. :3

5 Clerks shot and killed! o7

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Guys so the chicken broth can just has the broth in it I don't know what I expected

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AYIN YOU VILE SHREW RELEASE ME FROM THE TORTURE NEXUS THIS INSTANT

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X from @lc-manager-x drinks pilk!

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I'm... sorry. I know things can't be fixed by those two words alone, but I feel like I should still apologize...

… I remember you.

Ah, you?

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… I remember you.

Ah, you?

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Noted! Shrimp is bugs!

is shrimp bugs?

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is shrimp bugs?