#joking. im joking
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I've had this idea for a while but everytime I actually gave it thought, I'd get frightened last minute. But anyways, with summer coming up (and more free time), I've been considering making an ask blog of sorts just for fun. Does that seem like anything anyone would be interested in
naturally itd be more hc based because well. heh. looks around. gets scared
#clemramble#we all know who itd be centered around .okay. im being kind of vague but we All Know#i was originally thinking about doing it when a lot of the ask blogs were popping up. i actually have a sketch of an introduction post#...but then i got swarmed with classwork and never did it + i didnt think thered be much interest#and then i was going to make one during winter break but got distracted and never did either#so i figure with ~2 months of free time id be able to at least get it started IF i wanted to#ofcourse i want to see if theres interest first. if there isnt then no hard feelings or anything. i want everyone to be hashtag honest#i also skipped out on it bc if i got even the tiniest detail wrong i wouldve just logged out and never came back online#joking. im joking#anyways i wouldnt really have a story or anything to base it off of but there would be little events i think.. like takeover events#SNIFFLES. OKAYENOUGH OF THAT.#idk if i want to maintag this. i figure the only people who would be interested would be those following me so#the idea just keeps popping up in my mind. i figure worse case scenario i give it a shot and it doesnt really land#ive never run an ask blog before so if this does happen dont expect anything super professional okay
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3/5 of the guys DEAD GONE FOREVER and ALL OF THE GIRLS THRIVING
Mizuki is also thriving
and all is as it should be in the world 😌
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How it feels to be in this fandom and ship Twilight Princess Zelink but not Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
#im the only person with correct opinions ever ❤️#joking. im joking#but please I want midzelink that actually has zelink#I ship Twilight Princess Zelink in the way I ship Ghirazelink. It's not quite romantic but more than qpr. They don't really work on their#own and only exist because of a third person. but when that third person is gone and they're left together they use each other to fill in#the gap they left
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dni if you didn't get the blaring noise ✋
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mutuals are you proud to be mutuals with the guy who made the biting you island post
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might not be super active 4 a bit too busy getting pussy
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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f4f (fag4fag)
#im in that kind of mental state when im only capable of unfunny jokes#id like to draw something cool but eh#nothing cool about these two#billford#bill cipher#gravity falls#stanford pines#artists on tumblr#ford pines
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if i see one more article, post, or news anchor talking about how joe biden is old, i'm putting my fist through a window. i feel like i've gone through the fucking looking glass.
this is project 2025, trump's plan for what he'll do if elected. whatever you think is in there, it's worse. watch a breakdown of the highlights here. this man wants to unravel the fabric of our democracy for good - this all aside from his vitriolic hatred of poc, his determination to start ww3, and the fact that he can't string a sentence together without telling outrageous and easily verifiable lies. his administration will start their crusade to exterminate trans people on day one, and they won't stop there.
do not talk to me about how joe biden is old, as if that could ever matter to me more than my life or the lives of my friends and family. my little sister is 14, she's trans, and i don't know what to tell her when we talk about politics, because one of these people wants her dead and the other one is old and some of you are still acting like those problems are equals.
i can't fucking stand this. i'm not hearing it this time, we are not repeating 2016. refusing to vote is not an act of protest, it is an act of complacency, and our most vulnerable will suffer for your negligence. vote like your life depends on it, because for some of us, it really fucking does.
#im losing my shit here people#usamericans if you can vote and youre choosing not to fucking block me im not joking#us politics#2024 presidential election#presidential debate
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straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.
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#&c.#chatter chatter#🦎🌿#aromantic#asexual#aroace#alterhuman#changed the content of the original post bc some of yall in the tags are clowns (this is an aro joke i made bc im sick of amatonormativity#and so many people in the tags completely missed the point and then reinforced that amatonormativity and im pissed about it)#this breached containment like hell. it got 15k notes. i hate it here. so i changed it#this wont stop people being annoying in the tags but it gives me some release
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pitched the concept of "fireman pinup calendar but make it knights" to my straight friend. she called it "very niche" and I just have to disagree
(ps im literally 10 seconds away from making a 2025 pinup knights calendar I guess??)
edit: if you'd like to fill out my form for a knightly pin-up interest check i'd appreciate it :)
#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital art#artwork#digital illustration#character design#original art#knight#pinup#knight art#arthuriana#arthurian legend#art#drawing#calendar#theartofmadeline#yes im taggin arthuriana. if you know you know.#guys this started as a joke. but im having so much fun.#knights
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Come here kitten let's be sigma together
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GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FFRREEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKKK
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Being forcefully raised as a woman is not any less traumatic and emotionally repressive as being forcefully raised as a man. Femininity is not inherently pure and safe. Coercing someone to perform femininity is not any less toxic than coerced masculinity. Being dysphoric around femininity or having trauma from women doesn’t make you a misogynist.
#transandrophobia#transmasculine experiences#antitransmasculinity#transmisandry#im so exhausted from both cis and trans people acting like trans men choosing to engage with femininity as much or as little as we want is#somehow a statement on how we feel about women#and not just our own personal comfort#make all the forced fem jokes you would like#but remember those of us who were forced to be feminine#actually experienced serious trauma from that#and deserve a space to talk about it
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considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting
#spitblaze says things#source: i got angry SO easily before i started t#i had jokes about the list of things you could say to me that would make me rant and rave in a fury#i still have things that piss me off but im not like. to that degree#doin numbers
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#text#copypasting a 21 chapter chat fic i wrote in 2018 into one big document#seeing glimpses of it#most of the time it's like. man. i did not write this#but then i see a phrase i was certain i came up with last year#and im like ah . so ive been making that joke since i was 15 ?#peer reviewed banger#rbsoff
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