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HI CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE A FULL FIC ON THE VERSTAPPEN GOOD BOY TEXTS PLEASEEE
Good Boy
MV1 X GN!reader
Summary: max verstappen with a praise kink that's it that's the fic
Warnings: suggestive
Inspired by these texts
It started as a joke, really, when you said "you're such a good boy" to Max for the first time.
What shocked you was his reaction to it— the Dutchman, blunt as ever, replied, "I want to hear that in your actual voice, not through texts."
So here you were, with Max's head in your lap, petting him like he does to the cats. A soft sigh left his half-open mouth. You couldn't help but think of it as the perfect opportunity to try out what could be an amazing new addition to your sex lives.
As Max was coming close to the end of his ramble about the day's race, you ran your fingers through his hair and spoke softly, "You did so good today, baby. I'm so proud of you."
It was barely the starting, just typical praise you would always give him after a race, but his reaction was always so adorable you couldn't help but melt. Featherlight pink dusted his cheeks. "Mhm," he replied, lips pressed together in a small smile.
"Such a good boy, always making me so proud."
Heat rushed to his cheeks, cherry red now, as he struggled to keep a straight face. "Thank you, schatje."
You resumed patting his head, cooing softly, "You like that, baby? Like when I call you a good boy?"
Max was looking up at you with sultry eyes and his pupils blown wide. "Yeah," he whispered.
"Then why don't you get on your knees and give me a good reason to call you that, hm?" Max moved instantly, on his knees in front of you in what seemed to be 2 seconds at most. "You know what to do, right, pretty boy?"
He nodded, lips parted as his chest heaved for oxygen. He looked a little dizzy, pupils blown out and blushing down to his chest, and you were loving the effect the simple words had on him.
"Words, baby."
He swallowed dryly, his breath on your thigh. "Yes, schatje, please. Let me please you."
You decided to tease him a while longer, cupping his chin with one hand. "And why should Iet you do that, baby?"
His fingers toyed with the waistband of your sweatpants. "Because I wan— I wanna be a good boy. For you."
You lifted you hips, letting him take your pants off. "Oh, you already are, Max...
"you're such a good boy."
#hehe :3#i love twinkifying men#he definitely has a praise kink you know im right#i wrote this at 2am so excuse the typos if there are any lol#f1 x male reader#f1 x gn!reader#f1 x reader#mads writes#max verstappen x male reader#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen#max verstappen x you#max verstappen x gn!reader#mv1#mv1 imagine#mv1 x reader#sub max verstappen#sub!max#sub!max verstappen#dom reader#f1 x dom reader#max verstappen smut
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Constantly citing this article and the studies it uses.
Here's a quote:
"That study shows that transmasculine individuals were actually more likely to be victims of childhood sexual assault, adult sexual assault, dating violence, domestic violence, and stalking than were transfeminine individuals (as shown in the chart below).
The only category in which trans women were more likely to be victimized was by hate violence, and even there the difference was small: 30 percent of trans women reported having experienced hate violence, compared to 29 percent of trans men."
#just an interesting finding#trans men#transmascs#transmasculinity#but you know#“shut up and listen to people who have real problems”#some of the shit you people say about trans men on this website makes me so mad#I feel like you walked into my house told me that Dolly Parton is a fascist bitch then spit in my grandma's ashes#like do you want to take this outside?#Oh I forgot#you never go outside#obviously#only a chronically terminally online weirdo could say the things you people say about trans men#I'm not a trans man and I can so clearly see the way you treat them is shitty#why can't you?#transandrophobia#they coined that word because you got mad when they applied transmisogyny to their own experiences and now you pick apart the word#as if words don't have meanings outside their root parts#I can't imagine having that much brain rot
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Thinking about…
Gojo has been gone on missions and such for a while. Only time he comes home is to sleep or get patched up by you so he could spend time with you. But you get tired of his absence and…
Context: Gojo is gone for weeks at a time. You’re lonely. You decide to break up with him and leave.
Warnings: angst, reader is alone a lot, brief mention of Mad Men, break ups, possessive Gojo, he a lil crazy bout you, almost car wreck??, hurt w comfort, good ending.
Wc: 1,557
A/n: it’s not as sad or wild as it seems I think. Also mad men is a dope show, but all the men in the show fucking suck?? Also. How do I make the title all colorful but like gradient like? Those are dope.
Breaking up with Gojo was not easy. You loved him so much, and he was the man you wanted to marry, spend your life with, have kids with and everything. But he was always gone now a days. Always.
For weeks, days, he was gone for three weeks last time. It was all too much. You missed him, and were tired of feeling alone.
It was lonely in his house. Always wearing his clothes because it smelt like him, burying your face in his pillow. It was all you really had.
You knew dating the world’s strongest wouldn’t be easy. But it was starting to feel impossible. You missed him so much, and half the time he didn’t even respond to your messages. Too busy for you.
You missed your job, and having to deal with shitty, annoying strangers, messy coworkers, and getting off late. At least you were busy then. Back in the earlier stages of your relationship, Gojo had begged you to quit your job so you could be with him more. He kept going on and on about how he could easily provide for the two of you, and it wouldn’t leave a dent in his bank account.
At first it was fine, amazing even, not having to work. Or get up early, stay late, deal with shit that made your mind ache. But you didn’t think about if Gojo wasn’t there.
All of the loneliness and angst that was building up in the empty space that was your and your lovers home was beginning to turn to anger. Anger and so many other negative emotions that Gojo promised you wouldn’t be feeling with him.
So after an entire pizza, a season of Mad Men, and a cup of chocolate milk, you decided it was time. It was to leave because you were losing your damn mind, worrying constantly about Gojo, the loneliness, the having legit nothing to fucking do.
So, you began packing your things. You grabbed your clothes, your plushies, your shoes, your make up, face and hair products, even the little shit. You made sure everything that was yours was gone from his house, and packed in your car.
Glancing around, just to be petty, you deleted your Netflix profile. Gojo loved to use yours instead of his own, only god knows why. Meaning all his progress on the unfinished shows were gone.
With a huff, you wrote a note. Simply stating you were tired of being alone and feeling alone in this relationship. Ending it with an i love you, and hope you do well in the future.
And like that, you got in your car and began to drive.
Half an hour later, the front door to the house opens. “Baby I’m home.” Gojo called out, sounding tired and pretty damn drained. “You will not believe how much I fucking missed you.” He sighed, and put down the pizza he’d gotten on the way home for you both on the counter.
“Baby?” Gojo looked around, and noticed how much shit was missing. How much of you was missing. “Babe come out, I’m too tired for this, just wanna hug you.” Followed by silence.
Gojo glared at nothing in particular and huffed. Quickly, he walked into your and his bedroom, and paused. All of your stuff was gone. And there was a note on the bed.
Anger and frustration was replaced by a deep sense of fear and anxiety in the pit of his stomach. Slowly, he picked up the note. And oh, he never knew how much a few words on a sheet of paper could hurt so much.
It wasn’t just mental pain, it was physical pain. Pain that had him grabbing his chest to try and stop it. Swallowing thickly, he quickly looked at his phone, and saw that you still had your location on.
“…fuck this.” Sadness and loss turned to anger and possessiveness. “Yeah fuck this shit.”
He worked too damn hard, and spent too much time dealing with curses, elders, people in general, for the one source of his happiness to be gone.
So, he got in his car, and immediately skidded out of the driveway. No doubt breaking every damn traffic law, speeding to reach your car.
Tears ran freely down your cheeks, cliche sad music played from your stereo, a sonic blast sat in your cup holder as you ate cheese sticks and drove the car with your knee.
You felt pathetic. All these nasty thoughts nipped at your mind. You had no idea Gojo had even came back to the house. You’d expected it’d take him a few more days.
But you were NOT expecting, was a very familiar car racing up to yours and cutting in front of you, only to hit the breaks making you gasp and slam on your breaks.
You had to swerve off the road and into some empty parking lot. Eyes wide, heart racing, you noticed the other car pull in as well. Quickly getting out, you were fuming. “What the fuck is wrong with you?! Are you fucking cr-“
The front door slammed open, revealing none other than your boyfriend, or ex boyfriend rather. He looked pissed. Angrier than you’d ever seen him.
“Gojo-“ you tried to get the words out, but he’d backed you against your car roughly. Pinning you there and glaring down at you, blindfold hanging around his neck.
“Don’t fucking call me that.” He snapped, voice low. “A fucking letter? Are you serious?”
You swallowed thickly, looking up at him with wide eyes. Your heart jumped at the sight of him. Not injured, and safe from his mission but oh so furious. “…why- how did you find me?” You whispered, your voice breaking despite trying to sound more confident.
“You left your location on.” He spoke blankly, his eyes never leaving yours. “Why. Fucking explain it to me like I’m five.” Gojo’s head ducked down a bit, forcing you to keep eye contact with him.
“I-I-“ The words refused to leave. Your brows furrowed as tears began to boil up. Why was it so hard to say it when it was so easy to write it? “Y-you- I- I’m tired of being… alone. You’re always gone, always. And I’m left to worry about you.” However the more you spoke, the more those past angry feelings rose up. “You told me to quit my job for you and I did! Only for you to just leave all the fucking time! You don’t even respond half the time, and when you with me you’re always exhausted or hurt!”
Gojo felt himself pause. Sure, what you were saying was on the letter, but he didn’t process it. All he really noticed was ‘breaking up’ and ‘have a happy life.’ So hearing this from you had him pull back slightly.
He didn’t mean to hurt you, didn’t mean to make you feel alone. Gojo Satoru only thought about you when he was away, and only ever really spoke about you. He loved you, and to hear you felt like this… well… it didn’t change much.
You were still his. Yeah, his chest hurt knowing he’d hurt you. But he was not letting you walk out of his life like that. No fuck that.
“I’m sorry.” His expression softened and his hands moved to cup your cheeks. “I’m so so so sorry. I didn’t realize I was leaving you alone like that. Baby believe me, all I think about is you. Every breath I take is so I can come home to you.” His forehead pressed against yours.
Your breath was shaky as you quieted down, eyes closing as his forehead pressed against yours. God, all that anger and resentment was gone just like that. It made you want to be more angry, but you just couldn’t.
Not when he was talking so sweetly to you, body pressed against yours. You’d missed him so much, and this was the first time in a while that you two really talked. Like really talked.
“Come home. I’ll take off work. The elders can go fuck themselves and send someone else to do their shit.” He murmured, lifting his head and wrapping his arms around your waist. “Don’t leave me, please… I’ll do better, I can’t lose you.”
Your heart melted at his words and you felt yourself swoon. However, before you could even say yea, he’d picked up and thrown you over his shoulder. “Oh my god- Gojo!”
“Ah.” He huffed, and landed a harsh slap to your ass. His hand rubbed over the area he slapped however to soothe the sting. “That is not what you call me. Go on, what do you call me sweet girl?”
You felt your cheeks burn red, eyes a little wide. “Satoru…”
“Good girl.” He praised with a grin.
“Wait- hey! I didn’t say I’d come back damn it!” You squirmed in his grasp, trying to get down. He however had other plans.
“You think you ever had the choice? That’s cute babe.” He smiled, his hand moving from rubbing gently to squeezing. “You are mine, and so is this ass.”
Your relationship was by no means perfect, but he loved you. Of course, he had never planned to let you go, even if you wanted to leave. :)
Guys this was bad. Omfg I got so lost in this- but why not post it??😟…
#jjk#jjk x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#angst with a happy ending#mad men#imagine#sadnees#hurt/comfort
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I always think it's a little surprising, irritating, endearing, something when big, tough men find solace in being gentle with their daughters.
There's reason to do tough things with them, too, to make sure they grow up strong and independent, but I think of a man like Simon "Ghost" Riley, who spent a huge percentage of his life being beaten down consistently by almost all the men who were around him.
And sure, he trusts the men in his task force with his life now, no question about it, but... I think the sudden calm he experiences when he starts to raise a daughter is beyond strange for him, but also weirdly... healing, too. Enjoyable.
That's not to say he doesn't, and hasn't, enjoyed the boyish things in life, the watching sports, the playing in the dirt, the pretending to hold guns part of growing up... but he finds himself sitting through your daughter's ballet class, overwhelmed by the calm that surrounds him, actually able to focus on the intensity of her pliers, her releves, the way her pink skirt ripples when she leaps into a sauter.
It's a new realization, a new kind of war (between him and learning how to be a parent), but it's one that doesn't revolve around the consistent anxiety that warps his stomach when he watches boys, little or not, teeter the line between roughhousing and fighting, picking on one another for shedding accidental tears that, really, cause no harm.
With your daughter, he's set in charge of watching her play with her friends and finds there is no lump in his stomach when she giggles with them, no dark possibility drifting in the back of his mind that she'll reach out and get her arm broken by someone she trusts--the fights she fights with her peers all between the characters they play and not between their fists, their games of laughter and drama and screaming but not of raging violence.
There's people who ask him, people who joke, wouldn't a man like him prefer a son? He must've been so disappointed... Yet, Simon still has yet to think of the best way to tell them that he honestly enjoys having a daughter a little bit more, that she runs to him and not for a second is he afraid she's hiding a snake up her sleeve, because she's only ever greeted him with flowers.
#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#my kitten was named simon :( my simon says#now he's named corky LMAO i'm so mad at my aunt for that#but i just imagine ghost being like oh a daughter cool. and then he's like actually raising her and he's like hallelujah thank you jesus LO#'dont u want a boy?' no sir not at all gosh bless :) - ghost probably#anyway then u have a boy anyway and ghost is . p*ssing himself.#next step: convincing him to get a pet#if this is problematic... i sorry#i wanted to say it#its weird how many men have told me they think being a girl seems so much more relaxing and fu .. and i honestly have to be like. it is tbh#caitie posts#ghost#gen#kids tw
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I hate it when I headcanon a character who’s canonically a girl as a trans man and make ships of him and a character who’s canonically a guy and I refer to it as a gay/mlm/guyxguy/whatever ship and someone gets mad. Like omg let trans people have FUNNNNN. Why are queer headcanons and genderbends cool until they’re saying that the character is trans???
“OMGGG you’re so misogynistic I can’t believe you would erase FEMALE representation!!!”
and like half of the characters in the franchise are women, and a total of… NONE of the characters are trans men. Also, my headcanon doesn’t change the source material. If my stuff upsets you, you can block me and go engage with the source or maybe every single other fanwork, since mine is the only trans man hc for this character that I’ve ever seen.
or when people are like “WTF??? this is so transphobic!!! how dare you imply that a character who looks like that could be a trans man?!?! do you think that trans men are women or something??? she uses she/her, and you’re misgendering her!”
No, I don’t think that being a trans man makes you a woman or vice versa. That’s why it’s a headcanon, and the headcanon is that this character is actually a trans man and not a woman at all! You’ll never guess what pronouns most trans men had to use at some point in their lives, and you really won’t like it when you find out about pre-(or no-)transition trans men… or trans men who are in the closet… or trans men who don’t know that they’re trans yet.
“But the character is a kid!!! Saying they’re trans is sexualizing them.”
I’ve seen this one from other queer people. Like did you miss when all of the homophobes said this about your identity, or do you think that bigotry is only bad when it’s directed at you?
“Why would you say ‘testosterone could fix her’??? Are you trying to call her a delusional woman?”
Why would your brain even go to that first? This literally has to be a bad faith reading, because there’s no way that someone could see what I said and get this unless they were specifically looking for something to be mad at me for.
(Note for anyone unaware: “Estrogen would’ve fixed him!” was a meme going around at the time I said this. I’m not sure if it’s still super big, but this was a joke to the effect of that.)
“So girls can’t be tomboys anymore? You just wanna trans everyone?”
This is like actual real life transphobic rhetoric. This isn’t even just shitting on my headcanon, but in fact, sending transphobic hate to a trans man. Thanks 👍. Maybe you should go send JK Rowling another message about how much you loved her essay instead of bothering me.
#transgender#trans#trans man#transandrophobia#<- not all of it but the ‘it’s misogynystic to be a trans man!!!’ part is. esp because it’s something that people say about real trans men#is this inspired by a Tik tok about how making male characters women is empowering and making female characters men is misogyny?#(although that post was weirdly about genderbending gay ships? idk why that’s discourse going around 😭😭😭. I miss old fandom sometimes.)#not exactly. although the comments on it sucked. I’ve seen multiple variations of posts like that and all of their comment sections made me#feel like I was wading through raw sewage with how full of shit the commenters were.#I saw one violently threatening anyone who portrays a canon girl as a man (in stupid Tik Tok speak)#oh Feng Min… oh Hilda Pokémon… oh Y PokéSpe… you’re all beautiful young men to me#nonbinary hcs also get you that last one super hard#I haven’t seen as much of this about hcing canon guys as trans girls other than posts where op says ‘name a girl character who (blank)!’-#and then makes an addition that you’re an evil misogynist if you said a MALE!!! (even though Brock Pokémon is a transbian to me </3)#which icks me out so bad. omfg. like she’s a girl to ME!!! so maybe that’s why I’m naming her under a post about GIRLS!!!#I imagine that most of the reason for not hearing much about it is because these types of headcanons just… really aren’t common#so if you have a bunch of experience with headcanoning characters who are canonically men as trans girls and the hate that it gets you then#feel free to add on (and also please talk to me about your headcanons… there are so few of us. we need to stick together!!!)#it’s not derailing despite this post specifically being tagged about trans men#that’s just bc that’s all that I talk about in my original post#this post has been in my drafts in different forms for probably like months#long post#I guess#anyone remember a while back when someone on this app got violently mad that someone put a character (canonically a guy) in the m/m tags on#ao3 bc the guy was hced as trans in the fic#and the post was like ‘grrr the ao3 gender ship things are talking about GENITALS!!! not gender!!! I’m not transphobic though <3.’#so now to imagine what it’s like to hc a character who’s canonically a girl as a trans man just imagine that but it’s worse and also you’re#getting it from other trans people too 👍
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insert crazy bass riff here 🐦
#rwby#raven branwen#strq#my art#hi hello. all of my warmups have been looking very presentable lately. ding ding order up!#also i imagine she's doing a schism bass cover 👍#summer voice: 1 bass girl is worth 100.000 guitar men. never forget this 😤 raven: 😳😳😳 qrow: hello??#it's just a woman. her ol' reliable bass guitar held together by duct tape & fate. and her pack of newports against da world 💥#oh yeah the bandaids are from tai. he ran out of unicorn ones. it's not like she's mad about that or anything.
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hot take but maybe people should stop harassing/stalking the outsiders cast.
#seriously i’m so mad about this#people know right from wrong and following someone home?!#i have no words#like yeah i make my fair share of jokes on my blog but if i met them i would never even think about practically sexually harassing them or#<downright stalking them#behave or don’t go it’s not that hard#and to the person who justified it by saying they ‘’were asking for it because they’re attractive and in shape and wear tight costumes”#you are a vile fucking excuse of a person and i wish you the worst in life#imagine if the genders were swapped and a bunch of men/young boys yelled at young women to take their clothes off or followed them home#the internet would be going crazy and it would be taken a lot more serious#the fact it’s women talking about men doesn’t stop it from being gross and creepy and i hate these double standards#assault is assault no matter the gender#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders cast#the outsiders
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being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building
#for one the whole abo dynamic thing in wolves is false#for another the animal kingdom is SO wild#like. female hyenas have pseudopenises and dominate males#seahorses and male birth#eating your children to avoid them being eaten by predators#males killing children to free females to mate#community child rearing!#females doing the hunting!#CLOWNFISH#omegaverse#abo#imagine if your secondary gender is determined by the social dynamics of where you grew into it#mostly female/child bearing? guess you get a penis now#do you think all alphas have piss kinks cuz of territory marking shit#anglerfish...octopodes that hand off their sperm sacks to females...#i know a strange amount of stuff about animal sexuality i just realized this#did you know some species dont have periods? they just reabsorb the uterine lining which is fucking amazing and im very mad humans dont#do that too#on the other hand. ive seen abo aus where male omegas give birth by LOSING ALL THEIR TEETH and VOMITING AN EGG#my main complaint is that abo doesnt get weird enough (plz not losing teeth and egg vomiting weird tho)#also can we PLEASE think a little more on the 'birthing from the ass' thing? please?#listen you have a right to mpreg (and trans men exist) but like. PLEASE. that baby should NOT be born thru the poop chute#ik some animals feed their babies poop (and human anatomy is like half an inch away from the birth canal being the poo canal) but COME ON#also why are all the scents like. very specific objects/concepts#flowers and idk blood?#frankly i think they would just be. animal smells but with enhanced human noses they'd be easily distinguishable#my headcanon is that they act like peacock tails do. meant to show off how cool you are#the biting thing happens in sharks (tho i think its cuz theyre kinda silly like that) but it just reminds me of people tattooing bite marks#and not cleaning the wound or yknow actually biting their partner in the tattoo parlor?#i get it. i'd love to be consumed by the void and a non recommendable amount of teeth. but can you be more sensible about it
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Darn spider monkey
"Tag! Your it!"
"...can we play something else?" huffs Tuk, her tail swishing back and forth in boredom.
"You don't like tag?" asks Marl scurrying back to their large blue friend.
"I do but we always play it! How about a new game?" The na'vi smiles as she sets her little friend on her shoulder.
"Hmmm...I can't think of anything."
"...neither can I."
"Put your foot in for grounders!" shouts one of their teachers in a nearby clearing.
"...grounders?"
"Grounders."
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"So for those who don't know what grounders is, like Tuk and Marl, it's basically tag but the person who is it closes their eyes when on the...well not on the ground since we don't have a playground here." Explains Max.
"If the person who is it isn't on the ground and shouts grounders then whoever is on the ground is it. Now, if you're climbing high you can keep your eyes open until in a safe spot. But if your peeking to cheat then you have to go back onto the ground, that's called broken dishes."
"Why is called broken dishes?"
"...I have no idea. Anywho! If your tagged but really don't wanna be it then me or Kim will be it instead. Right Kim?"
"I prefer to be the hunter rather then the hunted."
"Got it? Okay! Game starts in 5...4..."
The younglings scattered. Some went straight for higher ground so as to have the advantage of sight while others focused on putting as much distance between them and the human male. Tuk and Marl obviously went for the high ground.
Being as it they were on her home planet, Tuk had a clear advantage in growing up in these very forests, she knew all the best ways to climb and scale these massive trees. Marl while being very small was still a ursa, creatures that typically spend the first 3 years of their life in the treetops. The two friends easily made it up 15 feet of the ground in two bounding leaps.
"This'll be so easy."
"Right? We just have to stay up here and we'll never be caught!"
..
"...this is kinda boring now." huffs Tuk. For 10 minutes they've stayed in the same spot watching their teachers chase the other younglings.
they haven't been ignored but were too far off the ground to be reached. The trunk was too smooth and the branches were too high for the humans. After multiple attempts by Max he gave up and focused on the other younglings.
"I find it entertaining! Go Pollix! GO! He's right behind you!" Marl cheered as the tighalax weaved through trees trying to lose the human. With a burst of speed he dropped down onto all fours and ran under a tunnel of roots.
"Yeah! Too bad mister Max!" the human ran even faster but this time to the right, away from the root tunnel. Tuk raised her brow as she watched him run up to a nearby tree and quickly begin climbing up.
"...Pollix get out of there! He's gonna-!"
"GROUNDERS! Got ya Pollix!"
"Darn it!" growled the cub from tunnel.
"Okay I guess it is entertaining." Tuk smiled.
...
By the 20 minute mark more than half the younglings were tired and sitting in the shade with Max. Tuk and Marl still in their spot. Kim and a few others on the ground running around.
"...wanna change spots?"
"Sure, how about that sunny spot over there?"
"Looks good."
"...wait. They're planning something."
"Who?"
"Kim and Piper." Marl pointed and true enough the adult was whispering something to the child while occasionally glancing towards them...while leaving just the smallest bit of space between them. When the girl smiled and nodded Kim grinned as well and together sprinted towards the tree they were on.
But rather than try and climb it as they had thought they would do, Kim turned and squatted against the tree.
Knee, shoulder, then waiting for Kim to stand, and finally using the adults palms as the final step Piper jumped and grabbed the lowest vine.
Piper was now it.
Piper was now scaling the tree like a prolemuris. The human youngling turned and swung her body in ways that the older humans couldn't and thus helped her go higher and higher.
"...We should start climbing."
"Way ahead of you!"
....
Together the humans managed to tag Tuk as she was a larger target than Marl.
With Kim's help Piper could reach the lowest vine or branch and from there she was set. granted she was not as fast as them but she had knocked down vines for others to climb so as to tag Tuk and Marl, the only two haven't been it yet!
A tragedy that must be corrected!!
The trees were no longer safe for the na'vi or ursa nor were the ground as that was the adult's domain.
While Tuk was bigger than the adult and therefore could outpace her she hadn't realized how committed human adults are to games. Even if it was children's game.
Deliberately Kim would go after Marl, the slower of the two, and make a show of almost catching them. Tuk, not wanting her friend to be it would always try to reach Marl first and carry them away. An abrupt stop would be Tuk's only warning before the human turned towards her and lunged.
If that didn't work then she would use the smallest youngling's affections to her advantage. Thrice she had ordered Anwred and Tarlak to hug her legs thus slowing her down.
"...I'm done..."
"Me too..."
"You guys did good, miss Kim hardly ever uses Piper in grounders." smiles Pollix.
"How does she do that? I mean, Spider, my human friend, can do that too but he grew up doing that. So how does Piper do it?"
"Apparently she has other teachers that taught her how to that and is just one of those humans whose better at climbing than others."
"Yeah! She used to climb miss Kim and mister Max all the time! Right onto their shoulders!" chirped Xw.
"She's a little spider monkey alright." said Kim walking over with said spider monkey clinging onto her back smiling rather proudly.
"...darn spider monkey." muttered Marl while Tuk laughed.
#no beta we die like men#humans are space orcs#the adventures of kim and max running a space child centre#played grounders today and 'Piper' showed me how much her spider monkey abilites have grown since she last climbed me like a tree#the child is goddamn spider girl#could not get her unless by luck or actually making a plan#also preschoolers were out watching us play and I totally used that in my advantaged. they love me and i bribed them with a story earlier#I ordered them to block the way down on the jungle gym or to hug the older kids#its a dirty tactic but it works and makes it more fun#also they're too cute to get mad at!#imagine a doe eyed 3 year old huggin you with a smile#can't be mad
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My favorite thing about watching epic reactors is when they are like nah there's no way odysseus would do (insert incredibly fucked up flavor of the week) there's no way odysseus would sink that low. As someone who read the odyssey before getting into epic it makes me giggle every time
#Epic the musical#Reactors#Love love love reaction videos for a lot of different deasons#And epic ones best of all#It's some good shit#But it also sends me giggling like mad anytime someone believes odysseus to be a good person#Oh Mr war crimes magee who would do literally anything to anyone or anything if it meant HIS family wasn't suffering would never#Drop a baby from a tower kill his entire crew purposefully sacrifice his men ect ect ect#Like sorry there's plenty of times he personally went to go get 12 year olds to draft them into the war#Anytime someone sets a line for odysseus not to cross I imagine he takes that as a challenge and gets a shovel to get digging#Odysseus
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okay real talk bc it just occurred to me. we all know xander has a thing for angel and also for spike AHEM SORRY HAHA I MEAN xander HATES angel and HATES spike. yes. totally what i meant. ANYWAY. how well do you think he’d handle finding out that angel and spike have a romantic past. also can i be in the room when it happens
#miscellany#my brain is suddenly not letting go of this notion like can you imagine. what it would do to him#the man no longer has a Certifiably Heterosexual Reason to be mad that they’re dating someone who isn’t him#he recognizes that logically speaking he should be glad the shitty men are dating each other#but he’s not???#is he homophobic?#yes. Yes he is homophobic (willow is listening to this whole thing like oh ffs)
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finally listening to the h-scene audio after 1.5 years on mute
yakumo: gasps and whimpers in the whiniest brokenest way me:
#every time i'm on tumblr i imagine myself in a shared cubicle office space with my fellow bloggers#just typing away and creating our gay little posts#sometimes i'm sitting on an exercise ball instead of a regular chair#bc that's the kind of ~hip~ workplace we're in#occasionally i'll encounter something that forces me to take a break from my station#and my coworkers are all very understanding and supportive#this is one of those times#i excuse myself from my desk and my neighbour nods in sympathy#i'm mad. this is a new precedent. i was never into steppable men. what happened#he stifles his moans and i'm like *CLAW GRIP*#i mean i kept the sound on for events and regular storylines so the game wasn't completely on mute#but i always muted for H scenes bc i had no earphones. and this is a shared house. with very thin walls#plus it's not like i'm one of those mega voice-lovers who can pick out a specific VA from 8km away based on a single grunt#but then i got earphones!! so i was like aight let's see what i'm missing here#omniscient external narrator's voice: uh oh#nu carnival yakumo
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thinking about that post comparing max verstappen to kevin day and i just keep thinking like. could you imagine post-aftg kevin having an altercation on the court and when he's asked to comment he just goes "I don't really have a lot to comment on that. Except that he was being a pussy."
#like mad max era kevin would go so hard#when he gets more comfortable expressing himself on camera rather than always hiding behind his media persona#obv he would never lose his media training completely but allowing himself to let lose a little more would be so meaningful. to me#i could just imagine the edits to come out of it with the crown being edited onto him and like the base drop#esp with like 2000s music would go so crazy#max verstappen#kevin day#f1#formula 1#the foxhole court#the raven king#the kings men#all for the game#aftg#losing followers bc i changed my theme and i havent made any posts in a while so#txt#form1
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ohhhh my god the lily was a bad friend to Snape thing pisses me off so fucking much. just willful misreading and frankly sometimes disturbing blaseness towards what the real problem was (not just the slur! JOINING A FUCKING HATE GROUP! and also slurs are bad--we should be able to understand this, right?) I mean one of the problems with it is that it doesn't fully understand the multiple power dynamics at play--blood status, gender, AND social class are all important in the lily/Snape and Lily/Snape/marauders dynamics. And also? I think Lily is meant to be read as not actually of a significantly higher class than Snape--she's working class but her family is slightly more financially stable and determined to hold themselves above him! So the class dynamics aren't 'rich popular girl Lily and poor bullied Snape' it's 'also poor but slightly less poor Lily'!! AND this interaction cannot be read without Snape's blood status privilege. And. Of course. The fact that him calling her a mudblood in public was a sign of him fully embracing Death Eater ideals and he went on to join the Death Eaters--having already been associating with them for a while. The initial slur isn't even forgiveable but it becomes even more heinous when you remember he was joining a group dedicated to exterminating her because of who she was. Why should she give a shit about who bullied him anymore? When we talk about what Lily and Snape are doing post Snape's Worst Memory, I would say that the fact Snape joins the freaking Death Eaters is a far worse betrayal of their friendship than Lily marrying James (which isn't even a betrayal, exactly, as she is, you know, an autonomous person with her own wants needs and opinions).
#Severus snape#lily evans#tagging this#anti snape#though I'm not even a Snape hater#defenses of him in this scene just piss me off so much#I read a post that was like 'change the genders' and then had a very specific read of lily as popular and implied to be rich (not the case)#and of the slur as a one time incident#when it clearly wasn't it was a step on his path towards becoming a full blown death eater#and also there is a reason the genders are what they are in that scene#you can't just switch them and call that analysis#part of why Snape is so humiliated there is that James is emasculating him specifically#so he turns it back on lily#because he is ashamed to be helped by a girl#as well as being ashamed to be helped by a muggleborn#and like..why are you choosing GENDER specifically to be the thing you are changing when analyzing a scene?#are men and women so ontologically different???? do you maybe...believe in the gender binary???#I suppose that's uncharitable#but I don't think 'what if the scene but certain things were different'#is a very useful way to analyze media anyway#I also think that the post framed it as people giving lily more leeway because she's a woman#which is uhhh very weird#and clearly not true see your own example#or even arguing that lily's (imagined) privilege#somehow cancels out her gender#ugh just so weird and bad analysis and it made me mad#lily meta#hp#harry potter#it also kind of even missed the point of why what James is doing is so bad!
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Bailey, Leighton, both weak spots for me. If you wanted to share any thoughts, any lewd disgusting thoughts or random ideas you'd had about those two I'm more than willing to listen
Oho-ho, you came to the right place.
So here's the thing:
Bailey and Leighton are both absolutely repugnant, reprehensible characters. Most people in this game are abhorrent, yes, but these ones strike a special note with me for a few reasons, namely authority-- and the abuse of it.
Bailey's label is 'Caretaker.' He's the closest thing to a father that you have, presumably raising you since before you can remember. He's a dark mirror into what a parent should be. Where there should be unconditional love, affection, and trust, he provides exploitation, cruelty, and despair. He has absolutely zero qualms with quite literally selling you and your fellows to the debauched denizens of the town and subjecting you to one of the worst experiences that a human can physically go through, and he does it on a dime. Even other terrifying people in town seem petrified by him, and that should give a clue to how awful he really is.
Leighton is the 'Headmaster.' He is charged with your education and safety during the mandatory hours you attend his institution. He is arguably responsible for the success and the happy-ever-after of every student under his charge. Instead, he uses this power to sexually exploit the defenseless people under his care. There are multiple people over town with lingering trauma from his actions, including Daryll, and even Mickey, who has become a paranoid recluse largely in part to these actions, and has you get rid of the evidence of this abuse.
It makes these two particularly disturbing. Remy, Briar, all of the rest of them are disgusting, but they aren't beholden to you in any manner. I suppose it could be argued that Harper, as your GP, is also doing this, but it doesn't quite feel to the same degree to me.
Now, in reality, I can be counted on to be a thorn in the side of any authority figure. I have a real issue with it, and I do not like being controlled or told what to do.
In a sexual sense though?
Listen, something in my brain must've gotten twisted up along the way to adulthood because nothing gets my engine going quite like someone abusing authority. Fucked up to say, perhaps, but it is what it is. Maybe it's part of being the world's biggest brat, but who knows.
There is something enticing and utterly terrifying about it.
Bailey has access to you at your most vulnerable. It is only through him that you have a roof over your head, food to eat, and a bed to sleep in. He's a stern man who brooks no argument. You could say he's mostly the main antagonist; the one keeping you from any semblance of peace or happiness in this town by seeking you out and keeping you on a leash that he's got firmly wrapped around his hand. He isn't openly lustful-- quite the opposite, in fact. He probably has a 'I will not fuck my ward, I will not fuck my ward' mantra he repeats in his head.
Your presence is required at school, and Leighton will use any and all opportunities to exploit that, and he isn't shy about telling you. While not as much of an active antagonist as Bailey, he certainly is as evil. He seems to revel in using his position to meet his own.. uh.. "ends" and you aren't his only target in doing so.
Bailey is more difficult to provoke than Leighton. It requires a high ass seduction check to even get into the position of seducing him, and even higher skills to get him off. He wants to see you first and foremost as a cheque to be cashed, and he makes a point not to muddy his hands in the goods if he can help it. However, if you squint, all the signs are there that he isn't immune to your siren's call.
When you call, he comes running. Scream in the bathroom? Oh, he's fuckin' there. Disappear for a little bit too long? He seeks you out. You're a grown ass adult and his method of punishment is... bending you over his desk to spank you? If you do manage to seduce him, I think he lets a bit more slip than he actually intends to, saying things like "You've always belonged to me" and other possessive sentiments (most especially if you lose your virginity to him) that sort of give away that he's clearly thought about this more than once and is seriously going to indulge now that he finally has you.
Leighton on the other hand? Leighton wears his lust on his sleeve.
If you step foot in the brothel (whether to work there or just to get yourself a shiny fake ID,) Leighton is fuckin' quick on the draw to grab you, which tells me he's had his eye on you for a while. If you proceed to work at the brothel, he hires you the moment he sees you. Annoy him for even a second at school? It's spanking time. Be a little bit of a rascal at school? Get your tits out and lather 'em up! You're washing his car while he watches and twitches because he can't openly attack you here. Try to defend Sydney and say you'll take a part of the punishment? My man practically crawls out of his skin right then and there.
He has a high level of self-control, but it is easily possible to drive that man up a wall with the right actions, and it's pretty apparent from the get-go that he has his sights set on you in less than appropriate ways. Thing is, he really won't act outright similar to Bailey. He's more a voyeur than anything, preferring to watch and document rather than actually take part. It seems like a control thing for me, and also probably so he has dirt on everyone else while keeping his own hands relatively clean, but like with most things, I bend parts of the character in my mind to suit my tastes.
They're both difficult to outright seduce. They're both controlling, hideous fiends that abuse their vulnerable charges. They're monsters. Powerful monsters capable of foul, dastardly things.
Can you imagine being the weak point of that monster?
#Morgana and friends#Degrees of Lewdity#bailey the caretaker#leighton the headmaster#If you've got anything for me send it my way#any ideas or thoughts on it#here's the bit#I KNOW I am fucked in the head when it comes to what I'm attracted to#Like worryingly so#But it HAUNTS me#Imagine pushing Bailey to the limit#oh I bet he's utterly violent#And Leighton is just depraved#I know it#Powerful older men get me going#Especially nasty ones#You just know they're insanely possessive when you break them#and not afraid to hurt you to get what they want#see how that sounds?#That sounds mad
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K universe completely normal except each king is an eldritch creature set in stone on a temple that varies on matter of which clan they represent.
Example: the blue temple has a lot of water, in a cave that seems utterly harmonical. And the king creature in it has a set of blue orbs for eyes that glow each time a worthy member encounters it.
I'd imagine that when the king's sword begins to wish colapsation, the king's stone would slowly but surely crack and fall, taking it's temple with it. And the temple would need to be rebuild by the next king or by the clan members itself.
(I'd like for you to also imagine the Munakata rock saying "oyay?" As someone shows up.)
I also wanna inform that the rock has a little "mobility", for instance, the Munakata rock can play chess with massive mossy rocks with Saruhiko in their meeting. He uses magic to move the huge rocks, and Saruhiko needs to word his moves to Munakata in other to proceed.
Please tell me that eldritch Munakata has a tiny pair of glasses for each of his many eyes and when he’s interested in something they all shine at the same time, and he’s able to push them up with his innumerable tentacles. Imagine that rather than choosing humans as Kings the Slate like imbues its essence into many parts of nature, and those with strength are able to ‘awaken’ and become Kings, transforming into hideous beasts of stone who will drive those unworthy mad by the mere sight of them. For those who are worthy though they’re able to take on a bit of the King’s power and become one of their worshippers. The King temples have like an outer side that they show to the populace, where all the clansmen live, but then behind the temple is a wider cave area where the King actually resides and which was created by the King.
Munakata’s cave is filled with fancy statues and water everywhere, and is so logical and orderly that normal people can’t stand being there. Munakata himself sits in the center of the temple, in a way that keeps both sides of the temple perfectly symmetrical except for the giant stone formations in the water in front of him which are his latest puzzle. No one knows where his puzzles come from or how he always has a new one but he does. His clansmen can only understand his ancient language if they’re worthy of getting his power, otherwise all they hear is a string of syllables that sound something like ‘oya.’ Despite being a giant eldritch beast of the abyss he enjoys spending time with his clansmen and maybe he can even create this unsettling humanoid ‘avatar’ that allows him to partake in bonding experiences with them. He does prefer to bond ‘in person,’ so to speak, so poor Fushimi is often sent to the cave to keep Captain busy playing chess with giant stones.
By contrast Mikoto’s cave is so chaotic it drives men mad, and full of forever burning fires that are too hot for the unworthy to bear. His actual form is hazy and indistinct, constantly changing like flames. Even his own clansmen are unable to entirely stand the heat and can’t touch him themselves, except for Totsuka who has trouble wielding Mikoto’s power but can somehow touch him without any problems (please imagine Totsuka calmly petting a horrific beast of flame and shadow and looking a lot like an old lady with a vicious Doberman telling everyone don’t worry, he’s just a big softie really). Mikoto’s power is so volatile that it makes the whole temple shake and he has to keep himself in a constant state of rest in order to keep from losing control of his powers and breaking through the rock that contains his soul, which would destroy the temple and everything within a certain radius of it. Mikoto also has his own avatar, which is a lion of flame and sits by the steps of the temple watching those who decide to step inside and take his test.
Hisui’s temple meanwhile is ever-changing, staring at it too long is impossible for most humans. His temple is probably like underground but despite that there’s all this lightning constantly dancing along the walls. His power is so strong that his rock is always cracked and restrained by all these sutras and such, and when he wants to release his power his clansmen have to remove the restraints. Iwafune’s temple is probably near Hisui’s and is already half destroyed from when the Red King Kagutsu brought down his temple years ago. Most people assume Iwafune’s temple is just a destroyed cathedral, unaware of the beast that lurks in the shadows and who will swallow up the unworthy into this hazy void from which there is no escape.
Kokujouji’s temple is probably big and prosperous, like there’s gold all over the walls and ceiling. People constantly try to enter the temple to steal its treasures, only to catch a glimpse of Kokujouji and lose all their memories and wits. Even his own clansmen can’t look upon him with their naked eyes, they have to wear special rabbit masks and look at him through those. Meanwhile Shiro’s temple floats in the sky on like a suspended island, no one has ever been able to get close enough to enter it while it’s in the air. Every now and again it will rest somewhere on the ground and it’s like a legend, of the mysterious temple that appears out of nowhere and then disappears again. People who have safely entered it on accident come back feeling oddly refreshed and are known to live long lives, but those who enter with malicious intent will die days later of mysterious unknown causes. One day a little kitten wanders in and somehow becomes Shiro’s first clansman, happily sitting on his rock while Shiro hums quietly and glows silver.
#k project#Talking K#please imagine eldritch Munakata#with his many glasses for his many eyes#speaking in the cursed tongue of oya#driving men mad with his level of order#also Totsuka petting the formless beast of flame very pleasantly#King is just a big softie it's fine
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