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#mostly female/child bearing? guess you get a penis now
punmster
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2 months
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being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building
#for one the whole abo dynamic thing in wolves is false
#for another the animal kingdom is SO wild
#like. female hyenas have pseudopenises and dominate males
#seahorses and male birth
#eating your children to avoid them being eaten by predators
#males killing children to free females to mate
#community child rearing!
#females doing the hunting!
#CLOWNFISH
#omegaverse
#abo
#imagine if your secondary gender is determined by the social dynamics of where you grew into it
#mostly female/child bearing? guess you get a penis now
#do you think all alphas have piss kinks cuz of territory marking shit
#anglerfish...octopodes that hand off their sperm sacks to females...
#i know a strange amount of stuff about animal sexuality i just realized this
#did you know some species dont have periods? they just reabsorb the uterine lining which is fucking amazing and im very mad humans dont
#do that too
#on the other hand. ive seen abo aus where male omegas give birth by LOSING ALL THEIR TEETH and VOMITING AN EGG
#my main complaint is that abo doesnt get weird enough (plz not losing teeth and egg vomiting weird tho)
#also can we PLEASE think a little more on the 'birthing from the ass' thing? please?
#listen you have a right to mpreg (and trans men exist) but like. PLEASE. that baby should NOT be born thru the poop chute
#ik some animals feed their babies poop (and human anatomy is like half an inch away from the birth canal being the poo canal) but COME ON
#also why are all the scents like. very specific objects/concepts
#flowers and idk blood?
#frankly i think they would just be. animal smells but with enhanced human noses they'd be easily distinguishable
#my headcanon is that they act like peacock tails do. meant to show off how cool you are
#the biting thing happens in sharks (tho i think its cuz theyre kinda silly like that) but it just reminds me of people tattooing bite marks
#and not cleaning the wound or yknow actually biting their partner in the tattoo parlor?
#i get it. i'd love to be consumed by the void and a non recommendable amount of teeth. but can you be more sensible about it
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