#m: the batman

[mel-mcz]

Damn.

“He would not fucking say that” is a Schrodinger’s phrase when it comes to Batman. There is probably Batman run where he would say that. There is also probably a run where Batman would kill the other Batman for saying that.

[bioniclechicken]

Saw someone suggest Ultraman as Superman and also remembered someone arguing Kamen Rider being toku Batman so yeah here you go

[thesupercoolchronicles]

Batman by Ito

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

[ere-the-sun-rises]

You are looking for The Batman (2004) series.

He has an extra long cape that drags on the ground yet stays closed around his body and his gauntlet/gloves have little talons built into the fingertips.

(This is also the Batman I imagine when a Robin is supposed to be hidden within the cape.)

I started reading the Batman comics so I wouldn't feel like a poser when reading superbat fics, and I've discovered my favorite type of Batman. That being tendril-y shadow monster Batman

He's so cool looking, why does no one ever draw him like this???

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

Tim and Stephanie out at lunch while someone has been tailing them the whole time

Tim: (whispering) Who the fuck is that?

Stephanie: Oh, that’s special agent Vohlers. Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Tim: Do you just constantly have your own little side adventures?

Stephanie: Yup!

[spocks-husband]

Because he took me away from you.

As anticipated, you guys voted overwhelmingly for me to draw Jason again. Do you uh. Do you wanna talk about your relationships with your fathers or...?

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N, this universe’s Joker, looks over the file…

The Batwoman, Bryce Wayne, stands over them…

Y/N: for someone called the Riddler, not much for riddles id wager

Bryce: connection?

Y/N: looks like some sort of political or self righteous reason to go after the big wigs of Gotham. Now for my fee.

Bryce kisses Y/N’s cheek…

Bryce: thank you for the input

Y/N: no thank you. You’re the only one who’s kind to me here. Good luck Bats!

The Batwoman saunters into the shadows…

For @marveldcfandom and @kingofthelizardpeople

[the-fyre-flie]

THIS!

Tim, in a WE meeting, pulling out a Nokia and everyone just stares cuz why the hell does the CEO of the richest company in the world use a phone that costs 30$ max?

Invester: you use a... Nokia?

Tim, trying to not seem lame or suspicious: it's my... work phone?

Invester: i... I see...

Tim then frantically texting Dick he's in a meeting and to stop trying to get his attention cuz he's busy.

Technically, he's not lying but also LMAO

Every member of the batfamily owns a shitty old Nokia phone.

They all dropped their much more expensive modern-day phones from a few stories up mid Vigilante-ing at least once and now they're no longer allowed to have their Good Phones on their person during crime fighting.

At least one thug has been domed in the back of the head by a Nokia lol

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[sweeetestcurse]

Zoë Kravitz as Selina Kyle/Catwoman 01/??

[mango-tango00]

I'm in tears

ah caroling we go!!

[ykoopsya1]

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Why’d i keep thinking about Demon Batman again!?

[the-fyre-flie]

I feel like people don't consider where the batkids sleep in the manor enough. Like in WFA, it's clear that Duke has his own room, which implies the other full-time Wayne kids do too, but I wanna like... see them more often. I wanna know what kinda of posters and decorations Jason had before he died. I wanna see if Damian ever actually settled into his room. I wanna see evidence on if Dick used to sleep with stuffed animals or not. I wanna know if Tim has a Conspiracy Theory Board on the wall of his room. I want to know more about these characters, including their sleeping habits and decoration preferences.

[thesupercoolchronicles]

Batman by Ito