#lying soulmate

[write-stuff-if-you-wanna]

Soulmate au

But the soulmate isn’t actually your soulmate, and is just some ashole tricking you.

String au:

Cuts your string and his string to make it seem like your both soulmates that somehow got cut of

“Hey! You”

“Me?”

“Yes! Your strings cut!”

“WHAT!?”

“Mine to, some ashole just cut mine earlier!”

“…omg. Omg….”

“We must be soulmates then!”

“…are we still soulmates if its cut?”

“I think so, but if not, id like to be anyways”

“…oh, um thank you…me to”

Or if strings cant be cut

“Your soulmate doesnt love you, its been 30 years and you cant find them yet? Please they hate you! Look at you, your fat, ugly and in debt, they probably saw you and ran, but i love you, i love you soo much”

“……….”

“Stay with me instead, maybe the gods made a mistake, you’re clearly meant to be with me.”

“….i….idk..”

“Ill be there for you in your darkest hour, I’ll harm anyone who makes fun of us, ill help you out of debt, i want you to be mine.”

“…oh..okay….ill…ill be with…you then”

Your first words about your soulmate show up on their arms au:

Step 1. Stalk them, till you can read what it says in there arm

Step 2. have your arm tattoed so the words look like a part of the tattoo or to hard to read, or bandaged up so they cant see it

Step 3. then Wait, till you can walk up to them in a non creepy environment and say the words of their arm.

Step 5. Then after you get the words they said have them tattoed onto your arm. And show them the next time you see them.

Your soulmate can magically send you money/control your life:

Gate-keep, gaslight, manipulate, control, and helicopter aka just be a gaslighter, lie.

“Oh yeah i sent you that cash cause i love you”

“It says you got into a car accident!?”

“Oh it was a very minor one, i was unharmed theres some light scuff to the car tho..” when the victim is distracted go and damage the car a bit, then make them pay you to fix it.

Bonus points if the real soulmate

Wonders why this fake soulmate person or victim and them share the same words on there arm./ also has a cut string/Knows victim is their soulmate but doesn’t know how to convince them to be with them.

Finds the victim attractive and longs for them not understanding why.

Doesn’t know victim is there soulmate but has been friends for years

Thinks victim and fake soulmate are actually soulmates

Or

Saves victim from fake soulmates abuse/toxicity.

Give me your own thoughts and ideas! Id love to hear them!

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

give me more fics where Eddie runs into Steve and Robin, running around after being drugged (and tortured) by the Russians at Starcourt. Steve, dopy and sweet and acting like dumbest puppy- and did i mention his face was beat in? Robin, flailing all over steve and giggling with him as they sway, more intertwined than humanly possible, eyes unfocused. and Eddie, faking calm as he tries to herd them to a bathroom and planning to kill whoever drugged his these loopy sailors that he’s been annoying all summer.

[rubberbandgirlme]

look. LOOK. i can't stop thinking about how logan could have stayed alongside cassandra, with all the voices in his head finally silenced and the pain gone, and yet he kept choosing wade's side, even though the guy kidnapped him, used him and lied to him i made an educated wish op!, even though logan seemed to have given up on the idea of fixing his own world already;

AND AND AND how logan couldn't watch wade die, even though he wanted him dead just a few hours ago; couldn't walk away just like he always did; how wade became so important to him he was ready to sacrifice himself for wade and his friends;

AND how dragging logan back into wade's world wasn't enough, he needed to become a part of it to save the timeline, to save himself, and wade — a stubborn fool he is — did it by latching onto him tightly sometimes literally 😏, intertwining their destinies and making logan a part of his world

and maybe that's exactly what logan needed. someone who would hold on to him, never give him up never let him down, run around and desert him 🎵❤️

[yangsharperavery]

ALSO…

the writers are absolutely JOKING about carmy’s panic attack cycling through everything about his entire life and him immediately calming on sydney entering it.

LIKE????????

PLEASE??????

[dent-de-leon]

lying on the ground. Do you ever think about the fact that Molly let the rest of the circus believe he spent every night at the brothel, when in actuality "choir practice" is just him nearly getting himself killed bleeding for people who will never thank him? How he's grieving his dead partner just as much as Yasha--how he only started choir practice after Lestera was gone, like he didn't really care whether he lived or died after that?

Do you ever just think about Molly and Caleb and their matching scars and broken hearts and all the lies they prefer to just let people believe. Do you think about Molly being lonely and grieving still and wanting so badly to just be with somebody. "Suppose I could use the company, I am recently out of a relationship the hard way..." And immediately falling for Caleb Widowgast, who loathes himself so deeply, who believes he is selfish and a coward and, "I...broke, a bit."

Mollymauk telling Lucien, "That's not how we are, Lucien. We love broken things the most." Letting Lucien see his memory of Caleb as, "softness and light," aching for this other soul who feels just as lost and lonely as him--

[coldflash-corner]

I am a big worldbuilding bitch. When I make soulmate AUs I have fully stopped thinking abt the main pairing, and have started working out the entire world and society and all of the soulmates every canon character I find compelling would have, or would not have, depending on the context of the AU and the character

So what I'm trying to say is that I started making a Coldflash AU where soulmates can hear each other's heartbeat and now I'm in a worldbuilding pit that I can't crawl out of

[razberrypuck]

hey so. if betty fusing with golb erased the very idea of her existence from everything like whatever happened with margles did. does that mean every other simon petrikov in the multiverse has had a fundamentally different life and experience with the crown than OUR simon? isolating him even further from the world(s) around him? or am I just thinking too much

[targarrus]

hi gongeous @gasstationpopcorn happy valentines and have a nice day :)

[geisterzeit-art]

to your joy a tether

not a lot, just forever

intertwined, sewn together

[acourtofquestions]

“Can I hold you?”

[nicastamatis]

taking my stance that phill was lying about being bi. not because he's NOT bi, he probably is, but i just do not think he has ever in his life self-reflected enough to know his own sexuality and in the context of saying it he thinks he's lying. i think aiden properly came out to him and then asked him about his deal and he went uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bi. and then he went home and did serial killer faces in the mirror to gas himself up about how expertly he's manipulating aiden into liking him.

[wallbeatjournal]

veronica tearfully telling betty she thinks going to hollywood is her destiny 🤝 cheryl explaining choni endgame to heather before the comet hits

[tiii13]

♑and♋

[micamicster]

Season 2 is my favorite silver flint dynamic by far

[thenightfallritual]

🎲 roll up the sheets ...

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... suddenly frozen 🎲

[kresnikcest]

Soulmate marks Ludger and Julius is still funny. Platonic or not I just love whatever Claudia’s reaction was :3c