#lupin headcanons

[loopspoop]

I’m eating jellybeans so it’s time for the obligatory Gang and their favorite candies headcanons!

Lupin:

* he likes sour stuff I feel like?

* also a big chocolate fan but he would rather have chocolate coins than like a chocolate bar y’know? He’s picky about that

* tbh I don’t know much about international candies but you know he stole from French candy stores (not small businesses though)

*I feel like he also chews gum based off of candies. Sour patch gum? Yes.

*also enjoys a crunchy candy

*#1 Nerds fan

Jigen:

* he’s old school about his candies but in a gross way?

*black licorice, saltwater taffy, candy cigarettes

*someone take his candy privileges away

*he does have a good amount of sense to try other stuff though

* normal choices include gumballs, jellybeans, chocolate, and good taffy like a Laffy Taffy 😌

Goemon:

* he doesn’t indulge much at first but when he does? Someone get him a bulk bag!

*despite his sensory specific choices for most foods, he isn’t picky about his candies and tries a bit of everything

*huge sweet tooth frankly

*lots of chocolate and frosting and marshmallows

*wouldn’t steal steal from the others but if he was craving candy enough he would

*he really enjoys gummy candies!

*gives the sour ones like the worms to Lupin but he enjoys a good gummy bear

Fujiko:

*she’s classy with her choices

*chocolate is a way to her heart, obviously

*make sure it has variety though! And NO COCONUT LUPIN (it’s so gross)

*does indulge in gum or jellybeans from time to time

*her go to is suckers/lollipops though. She very obnoxiously pops them out of her mouth to make points and look hot lmfao

Pops:

*his diet is basically candy, fast food, and packet ramen, he takes what he can get

*kind of like Jigen in his tastes?

*doesn’t like chocolate surprisingly unless it’s something like pocky

*or gum (it makes such a mess and he was one of those kids who believed that if you swallow it it stays in your stomach)

*he basically kinda just eats candy bars and the occasional gummy candy

*get this man some variety

[silverameco]

Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.

Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"

Except Remus is awkward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.

He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"

and i just think that's funny as hell

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius: remus isn’t a hear me out because everybody wants to fuck him

james:

peter:

remus:

james: i do think that’s something you should look into on your own time

[theblackstar04]

sirius thinking that remus is trans because regulus acts similarly when he gets his period before they find out he is a werewolf

sirius: hm, remus is always moody and in pain once a month... just like regulus is. guess he's trans! better make sure he knows i still care about him!

cue sirius giving him chocolate and healing potions around every full moon, not thinking much of it and just trying to support his friend

remus, internally panicking: holy fuck he knows now i have to run away from hogwarts and never come back my life is over what do i do

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[probs-reading]

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

[calmlyerratic]

a moment for young david thewlis as moony

[skyrigel]

People have the audacity to say they weren't fucking.

[propussyslayer]

Flight attendant: Please make sure all your small items are secured.

Sirius: Do you feel safe, buddy?

Regulus: I will murder you

[spiritstar477]

James says “love”

Regulus says “baby”

Remus says “sweetheart”

Sirius says “moony, moons, moony-love, moonpie, moonbeam, moonlight, moon sprinkles, moonage daydream, moony moony moony moons, wolfy” (or anything related to the moon in any possible way)

[loopspoop]

what disability headcanons do you have? Mine is that Lupin has adhd hyperactivity/impulsive type and Goemon is autistic. Not the most original take i know lol but it makes sense to me. What i find really interesting is Lupin having npd or something similar. I dont see as many disability headcanons for Jigen, Fujiko, or Zenigata tho

Answering while I wait for Drawing I to start :3

I think Lupin could be AuDHD personally? Combined type ADHD just cause the vibes. Also definitely has joint issues. Goemon? Bro is autistic. He is me I am him we are autism. I don’t know if it’s technically a disability but I can see him having a LOT of issues with carpel tunnel. Same with Low blood sugar. Jigen has CPTSD. End of discussion. I could see him having an autoimmune disease too tbh. MS or something? Bro has some pain days fr. I also think him and Zenigata have heart palpitations (as someone who gets them yes. They do. I said so.) Zenigata has arthritis. Fujiko seems like a hard one to HC disabilities for but I’m also not well versed on most disabilities.

[thatmoonymagic]

headcanon that regulus has dimples and james finds it totally unfair because reg never smiles

[ddejavvu]

GIRL I GOT DE BEST IDEA AAAAAAAAAAAAA how would The poly!maurders react to y/n sleeping naked? I sleep naked and that thought just came to me mind

"Darling?" Sirius croons, pressing gently against your shoulder to rouse you from your sleep, "Darling, we're back."

There's no response from you, and Sirius pushes ever-so-slightly harder.

"Christ, Sirius, let's not shove her off the bed!" James gripes, muscling Sirius out of the way to lean down and press his lips to your forehead, "Love, wake up? We brought you dessert."

There's still no response from your unconscious form, and James suspects it's because you're nestled in a cocoon of warmth that's keeping you deeply asleep. He feels his heart crack slightly as he reaches for the edge of the blanket, feeling cruel, but it has to be done.

"Right, let's take this off then, and we can- oh, bloody hell!"

What's revealed beneath the blankets is your naked form, curled up tightly against the cold but now completely exposed to the room. Sirius's brows shoot up, and James drops the covers in order to clamp his hands over his eyes.

"James," Remus hums as you stir from your sleep. He quickly flips the covers over you again, giving you privacy as you wake, "You've seen her naked before."

"But not like this!" James blabbers, letting Sirius bundle him in a reassuring hug, "Darling, if you can hear me, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you'd be naked under there. Didn't mean to flash you to the whole lot of us."

Remus watches as you drag a knuckle through the sleep gathered in the corners of your eyes, rubbing away the drowsiness as a groggy smile grows on your face.

"S'okay, Jamie," You laugh, your voice raspy from disuse, "I slept naked 'cause I knew you'd find me."

[percesdead]

barty "lmao lets go fuck on my dads grave" crouch jr

evan "lmao lets do it" rosier

[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

[my-castles-crumbling]

Remus and Sirius's neighbors judging the shit out of Sirius because he never takes the dog for a walk.

"Remus always does it!" they whisper to each other as they watch the taller man walk with the large, black, exuberant dog barking at his side, an annoyed look on his face. "Sirius really should pull his weight!"