#lucy mentions them

[ethan-acfan]

More desmond headcanons bc my blorb is scurrying around my head and won't leave.

Desmond develops chronic migraines from the animus like the really bad kind. The ones where you pass out and wake up in Pain™️

Desmond is weirdly good at singing, but he never tells anyone, and most of the time, when he sings around others, he does it ironically, so one day he is just humming a song and everyone is like "WTF YOU CAN SING?"

Des starts picking up odd habits from his ancestors, such as refusing to step into a room with his left foot (edward) or running his tongue along his scar.

He 100% blames himself for not getting clay out of the animus

Is creepily flexible, like to a concerning degree.

He strikes me as a language nerd he def has duolingo, and even before the animus, he knew like 15 different languages

He climbs walls (yes, I was a wall climber as a kid, yes I am projecting rn)

ADHD DESMOND

He once got a 70 year old bottle of whiskey from a "friend" from the bar, and he absolutely shows it off every chance he gets.

He has connections to gangs and has gone on bike rides with them.

He can't do basic math to save his life if someone puts a multiplication problem in front of him, he short circuits.

He starts getting really bad nose bleeds from the animus, scares the crap out of everyone.

Definitely knows how to flirt like FLIRT can turn the straightest of men gay for a night if need be. It just gets worse after going through ezios' memories.

Has a list of really weird talents but can't do basic tasks like, yeah, you can dislocate your shoulder and pop it back into place, but can you cook eggs without burning them🤨

Terrible at cooking (95% sure his food is banned under the Geneva Conventions)

Can't walk in a straight line he is the friend who bumps into 1000 times a minute while walking down the side walk.

He is weirdly silent, like even before the animus thing, he is always weirdly quiet like silent footsteps can't hear his breathing etc. He dosent mean to it just happens

The only training that really stuck from the farm was the stealth training it was also his favorite subject to work on he probably hated hand to hand combat.

He has never filed taxes a day in his life, but the IRS could never track him down. He honestly doesn't even know he supposed to be paying them. The IRS has a meltdown over this.

Ok, I think this was enough to satisfy the itch in my brain. I'm gonna go to bed, know I might post a one-shot about the IRS one tomorrow. Idk

[dovewingkinnie]

Buttercup :Can you tell me what your relationship with Mr Whiskers is?

Lucy :I’m Mr Whiskers right hand arm, man. I’m Mr Whiskers everything. I’m his confidant, I’m his best friend. His silly rabbit-

Buttercup :His what???

Lucy :His silly rabbit.

Buttercup :His silly rabbit, is that what he calls you?

Lucy :No💖

I swear even the description of that video fits them 😭

LMAOOO thats so accurate guys shes his silly rabbit (lie)

[d4rkshad0w]

i absolutely love the fact that 2 blackthorns have fallen for faerie blood and that they will continue to do so

i’ve said this a few times before but i find it fascinating that four generations of blackthorns are in love with some type of faerie lineage

and what makes it better is that all the fae they’ve fallen for are ROYALTY. like out of all faeries they manage to pull the best of them.

Nerissa was said to be princess of the Seelie court

Kieran is THE king of the Unseelie court

Kit is the last living descendant of the first heir which will one day make him KING of ALL of faerie

Ash is son of the Seelie queen and the next heir

and then Jesse and Lucie who doesn’t have faerie blood but is the granddaughter of a prince of hel

and then Annabel fell in love with a warlock

[mayasdeluca]

KATE WHISTLER AND KAI HOLMAN NCIS HAWAI'I 3x03: 'License to Thrill'

[farthaus]

we call her brokey heartfilia in these streets

[uzi-x33]

being a multi-shipper is so cool cus i can see some sskk art and be like, omg that’s so silly!! or some atsulucy art and be like, omg that’s so silly!! or some montcott art and be like, omg that’s so silly!!!

[raspberrybirb]

The Professor's reappearance is made public

Did my own version of how Alfendi would learn that his father returned: Explained under the cut

Basically Barton got called by Hershel personally since he couldn't reach Alfendi at the time to check up on him since it had been 11 years

This is where it goes into where Alfendi and Lucy appear in Katrielle's Anime visiting the Detective agency since him reappearing has not been made public yet, Lucy persuaded him to go and talk to Hershel.

Hershel did not want the public flocking to him before he got to speak and spend time with his own children (Flora included)

After he had spoken to all three he was fine with the press knowing unbeknownst to him the press would begin to bug his kids minus Flora she left London shortly after speaking with Professor Layton.

Katrielle was more than happy to speak to the press, Alfendi on the other hand hates the press and is warned by one of the officers that they crowded the front of Scotland Yard and that they might want to use a back exit to leave.

The reason they are dressed up is because they just went out to eat to celebrate Justin's arrest and final court session.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[happilychee]

do fairy tail characters nap?

just woke up from a nap. recommend.

♡ as annoying as this is to her, lucy always falls asleep when she reads. it takes forever for her to get through a book! it's just so soothing, especially if the story is compelling and lulls her in... bonus points if she's on a train or in a car; the rocking motion will have her out like a light.

♡ levy has no trouble getting through books because it gets her excited, not tired. she doesn't let lucy forget this. she does, however, stay up until ungodly hours of the night to finish a story. gajeel, jet, droy, and lily have found her passed out over a book (or twenty) multiple times. I think she's always buzzing with energy or curiosity, so one of the only ways for levy to settle in is if gajeel literally lies on top of her like a weighted blanket.

♡ speaking of, gajeel is very neutral about naps. he doesn't actively seek them out, mostly because he's one of the few members of the guild who has a relatively normal sleep schedule. he is, however, soft as hell. levy and lily always nap on him. wendy will nap on him. juvia will nap on him. gajeel looks scary asf if he glares, so no one will bother whoever's sleeping by his side. he is also actually very squishy if he relaxes his muscles. 10/10 pillow.

♡ cana naps like nobody's business. she goes out at night, stays up late drinking or partying, and crashes at 3am in gray or loke's bed. there is no "schedule" to sleeping so she will sleep whenever and wherever. cana has the uncanny ability to fall asleep anywhere. slumped over a table in a guild hall while natsu and gray throw chairs at each other? out like a light. lying on a freezing cold bench while her and lucy wait for a train? snoring away. (lucy pulls cana's head into her lap.) cana rarely falls asleep in an actual bed, though. if she does, it's because she's dead tired, and she's been incentivized by cuddles.

♡ natsu looooves a good nap. him and happy cat nap all the time. this might actually be the only consistent thing in their schedules: nap. the entire guild knows, courtesy of mirajane, to stfu for a bit when 1 o'clock hits. they don't actually need to, because natsu could sleep through a storm, but it's the thought that counts. natsu is also really warm and cuddly, which means that he's the perfect napping buddy. being buried in his warm arms, snug as a bug with happy between you... truly the dream.

♡ gray hates naps. hates them!! all because he wakes up the way you wake up from an after-school nap: sweaty, dizzy, disoriented, in a different dimension, with an overwhelming sense of dread. he reveals this one night when he and lucy are plastered at a bar, and that he's slightly jealous of natsu. lucy resolves to fix this, and when they're both blackout drunk she drags him into bed with her. not quite a nap, but hey, gray woke up feeling nice.

♡ sting might be the only character in the fairy tail universe that goes to bed at 10pm. his sleep schedule is on point, so he doesn't really nap unless he's exhausted from running sabertooth's infirmary. he will snuggle up in a square of sunlight with lector and snooze away.

♡ what is a nap? minerva doesn't nap. she doesn't need to rest during the day, she has things to do, what are you talking about- oh. oh. I think sabertooth has a very luxurious library, and minerva knocks out on one of the plush purple couches. more often than not, frosch will worm their way into her arms. the only people who dare to mention her naps are yukino (who minerva has a soft spot for) and sting (who has no sense of self-preservation).

[theosphobia]

Idk if you're still taking caboose drawing requests but if you are maybe draw him with a cat :0 I love your version of him we love caboose in this house

Also! Hope you're having a very nice day :3

hi old anon i hope u still wanted this

hc Lucifur naps on Caboose a lot bc hes warm and his body runs hot from augmentations

[ghostieblotts]

You guys ever think about those two new suits that the stepmother stitched?

About how Ella didn't really interact with Putrice and Rancilda after they donned the skins of the Grizzwald girls? How she was nowhere to be seen as they put on their façades, how she never spoke to them at the ball?

You ever think about how she came to the shell of her home and saw the face of her oldest friend swallow her new friend?

About how it was Justine and Lucy's arms that held her down, how it was Justine and Lucy's hands stopping her from moving, from escaping her grisly fate?

You ever think about how it was the Grizzwald girls' faces that taunted and sneered at Ella as she screamed in pain?

About how her childhood friends' laughing faces were likely the last things Ella saw?

You ever think about those two stolen suits?

[sexy-raccoons]

So something interesting I’ve noticed is how people treat Lockwood’s character especially how they handle his obvious suicidal tendencies. I mean, Winkman picked up on it within literal minutes of meeting the kid it’s not like he’s hiding it well, but anyways

George: George treats Lockwood’s tendencies as something you have to work around. He doesn’t really like it, but he doesn’t try to hard to stop it farther than telling Lucy she has to be able to tell him no or she’ll “make him worse”. We see this and we know George cares about him a whole deal and we know that they’ve been bets tied for a while now and yet George hardly knows anything personal about Lockwood. George doesn’t extend a helping hand so Lockwood doesn’t attempt to take it

Kipps: We all see how Kipps treats Lockwood’s disregard for life. He believes that there is no saving Lockwood and the best thing they could do is let him kill himself before he drags someone down with him, which we see when he talks to Lucy saying “you don’t know what he’s really like” and something along the lines of “you better leave before he drags you down with him”. Kipps not only doesn’t extend that helping hand but he takes it and runs from Lockwood as fast as he can, and so Lockwood doesn’t even pretend to like him (plus he’s a bit of a jerk but they’re all jerks Lockwood just has a tolerance for some of them)

Lucy: And here’s where it gets interesting. Unlike the others she doesn’t run away or dance around the problem, she looks it dead in the eyes and tells it to stop. She offers Lockwood her hand again and again and each time she does it Lockwood gets a little closer to taking it because each time she does it is a time no one else tried. Everyone had given up on him, decided that he was a lost cause and his fate was sealed, but Lucy just wouldn’t stop and so when she offered her helping hand, Lockwood took it. Yeah he doesn’t quite know what to do with it now that he has it but the fact that he took it is what important. It’s why she was only there for a couple months or so and he was opening that door when George couldn’t even ask about it after a year of living with the man

The reason why I love Lucy and Lockwood together so much is this. It’s because Lucy never gave up on him and it gave Lockwood hope in himself. The two make each other better people and that’s amazing

[garvalhaminho]

btw here is a list of every blackthorn ever mentioned (that i wrote down) either by blood or marriage/name

eva

felix

john

adelaide ‌

annabel‌

abner‌

jerome‌

ezekiel

rupert‌

tatiana

grace ‌

jesse ‌

lucie ‌

andrew ‌

arthur‌

eleanor‌

helen ‌

mark‌

julian‌

livia‌

tiberius‌

drusilla‌

octavian

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

"Your clothes in the dryer. Your hair on the shower wall. Your toothbrush is too much. Your shoes empty in the hall."

James felt the absence before he saw it. He wondered how long he could keep everything resembling something normal. He wondered if he was the cheese that rots in the mousetrap. Regulus was everywhere, haunting him, taunting him. Regulus had belongings scattered all over his room; books on the bedside table, a quill on the desk since he disapproved of the glide of a biro, a grey blanket cast carelessly over the window seat. He remembered them wrapped up in it, Regulus telling him that their brains were 75% water and even then, that water was already on its way to become something else. The rain. The snow. The condensation on his window. James doesn't know how much water they shared. He hoped he'd feel him in the rain or the snow or in the condensation and know. You borrowed this water from him, ergo he is still here.

"The books on your shelf that you never read. The hunting knife you kept by your bed. The flowers you dried and tied up with twine, suspended from the ceiling."

Regulus knew that you couldn't be in two places at once. He couldn't love him and keep him. He couldn't succeed and lose everything. He didn't mean to not say goodbye, but omission is wishful thinking. James' face was undeniably hopeful when they parted for his final summer break. He couldn't say he was scared of the future or the person he had become. Regulus knew that just because something is left unsaid, it doesn't lose its meaning. A bag packed with hidden intention is still deceitful. A goodbye kiss is a goodbye kiss, even when only one pair of lips knows. Regulus could not live the life he desired and the one he was destined for. Regulus was named after the stars and so he trusted that his future had been written in them for as long as the cosmos existed. Yet he was selfish, quill to parchment, master to servant. It was unfair of him to make the request to Kreacher, to deliver the letter in a moment of quiet. It was unfair of him to give the directions ‘To James Potter, on his kitchen table, at dawn of the chosen day.’

"You tell me you love me, like it'll be the last time. Like you're playing out, the end of a storyline. I say I love you too, because it's true. What else am I supposed to do?"

It was the tail end of summer in 1980 when the letter came. Settled on the edge of the dining table in Godric's Hollow, as if knowing James was always the first awake, it sat addressed to him. He would know that handwriting on his deathbed, it stayed sat in his lowest desk drawer. The envelope was crisp with time, the ink faded from black to grey. The parchment had fared no better. Yellowed and splattered with faint water marks. He saw the words on the page and yet, not a single one made sense. James thinks of Harry, still flushed red with the newfound world, and Lily, who shone brighter than sun, who guided him home. James had made a life he couldn’t give back. He’d committed to woman, son and war. He thinks of all he lost to get here and why it came back. It feels like flying along the coast. Sea as far as the eye can see. Then abruptly, land.

"Begin, be done. Break a vow, make a new one. Call me if you need a friend, or never talk to me again. But please stay."

To the moon,

If you are reading this, I am dead, and you have moved on. Know I did not leave without saying goodbye because I wanted to consider that I might see you just once more. There is something I must do because I believe it may save you. I’d search one hundred oceans and one hundred caves. I’d drink from the cursed cup and yet not ask for your forgiveness. ‘I used to love you’ is not a phrase I shall entertain. There is only love. Nothing else. Even this I do selfishly. I would love to go back to how we were, wrapped in grey blankets, tracing shapes in windowpanes. Know that all my goodness is owed to you, my life is an oath in ode to you.

Please live. Please burn the letters and look ahead. Do not miss the lilies bloom.

R.A.B

wc: 770 // @jegulus-microfic

[goatpaste]

So what actually goes on in jojolion? What's that one about?

Ohhh brudder jojolion is probably my personal favirote jojo part

I love it so much, its unfortunately got some rough spots especially at the start with the character daiya. But as for the story at whole its really great

Its about a man who wakes up with no memories of who he is, where he came from, or why he was buried in the dirt. It's about the journey of this man as he discovers who he was to those around him before he lost his memories. It's about a man deciding who he wants to be in an ocean of perspectives of his character from others.

It's about family and the unbreakable bond with your mother no matter where you go and what happens. Even if that means doing things that no one else will understand or even hate you for doing.

[the-blossica-fan]

Fun Fact: If you get two grenades, it is essentially easy mode 😭

On another note, the team was Lucy, Lorelei, Tooth Fairy and Vila

...At this point, Vila is the only sane one 😭 /lh

I spent quite some time looking for the grenade expecting some sort of realistic, bombastic grenade. Remembered this is Reverse 1999, turned to the critter

Oh poor Vila, being filled with so much optimism to go through the women who desperately cling to those hinges.

Vila: Comrade Lorelei is hurt! We got to do something to heal her

Tooth Fairy: Oh, don't worry. I'll take care of this.

Vila: Right, you're a docto- Comrade Tooth Fairy, why are you grabbing a fairy from the jar?

Tooth Fairy: This is the most effective way to treat an arcanist

Vila: Is that so? I have never heard of Faeries being able to- COMRADE TOOTH FAIRY?!

Vila: Does it hurt, Comrade Lucy?

Lucy: Oh, not at all. My body is not human at all, therefore, any wounds I get are not as painful as any humane injury.

Vila: But, doesn't it damage your inner system? Pardon me for pushing but you should take good care of your body, even if it's not human

Lucy: There is no need to worry, miss Vila, this is not the wirest I've been through

Vila: Even if- wait...

Vila: You seem like a young child, are you sure you want to fight alongside us? You could get hurt.

Lorelei: There is no need to worry about me, miss. I will live for as long as I'm allowed, these challenges are just a stone in the path. This is safer than the flood

Vila: ...you mean the storm?

She goes back to the suitcase with the one thousand yard stare, she might need some more time getting used to the... Particular way the people in the suitcase act

[gabriellerudessa]

Thank you, @ed89, for the gifs <3

Now to my thoughts: the way Norm is the one climbing up the rubble in this scene, PLUS all his noising around along the series, really makes me think that this man has been climbing up counters to reach things he wasn't supposed to SINCE HE COULD WALK; Lucy is the athletic one, sure, but Norm was the one actually climbing counters to reach the Cakes and Sugar Bombs before dinner lolololol. It ended up a pretty good ability to have once older lol

That's it, that's the thoughts. Now I'll try to scrounge up time and energy to draw a Tiny Child Norm climbing up counters lololol