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WAIT I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA.
HOW DO THINK BILLY AND/OR CORIOLANUS WOULD FEEL ABT S/O COMING HOME WITH A STRAY ANIMAL THEY FOUND ON THE STREET?
OKAYOKAYOKAy
Billy is helping you nurture it back to health and you guys keep it on the farm with u OFC!!
Coryo is looking at you like "are you so fr rn? WE'RE NOT KEEPING IT-" and after a lot of ignoring him (Sexually and verbally) he caves and you keep it
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for the ask game, could you do #48 with lucifer?
Last one yay!
48. dancing with each other
genre: fluff
warnings: none
Lucifer softly hums as he rocks your body from side to side, his face pressed into the side of your head and smelling your hair. A slow song is currently playing on his record player, something old that only he would know the name of.
You have a smile on your face, your sock clad feet occasionally slipping on the wooden floor, but he makes sure to hold onto you tight. His own feet are bare, giving him more stability to keep you upright. You've been like this for hours, swaying back and forth and holding onto the other like there's no tomorrow.
You've been together for ten years now, but it still feels like the first month. The amount of butterflies and skipping heartbeats you get around your husband is unreal. He to this day treats you like royalty, like the light of his life, like the sunshine and rainbow after a hurricane. No matter what you do, his heart beats solely for you and it will until the day he dies.
As the song comes to a close, he slowly dips you and presses a loving kiss to your lips. Once you part, he closes his eyes and presses his forehead to yours. "I love you, darling," he whispers, barely heard over the new song playing.
"I love you more," you whisper back before connecting your lips for yet another passionate kiss.
⊱ ────── {⋅. ♪ .⋅} ────── ⊰
MASTERLISTS
⊱ ────── {⋅. ♪ .⋅} ────── ⊰
#lucifer x reader#obey me lucifer#obey me x reader#obey me lucifer x reader#om lucifer x reader#lucifer#swd lucifer#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me swd#obey me x gn reader#lucifer x gn reader#5k followers event#fluff#obey me fluff#lucifer fluff#anon asks#asks#lucifer asks#obey me asks#lucifer requests#obey me requests
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Alastor situation: vandalizing Lucifer's rubberduckies (tortured barbie dolls vibes)
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if they could actually interact in the show this would be real
varian and lance strongbow from tangled have the same VAs as ozzie and lucifer so we should all redraw this... yea
#asks#helluvaboss#helluva boss fanart#helluva boss#hellaverse#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#asmodeus helluva boss#helluva boss asmodeus#asmodeus#ozzie helluva boss#helluva boss ozzie#ozzie#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer
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The riveting conclusion from @morningstarwrites Of Saints and Sinners Ch. 34
Part 1 Part 2
#radioapple#duckiedeer#osas#alastor#lucifer#hazbin hotel#my art#of saints and sinners#look I made a hyperlink aren't you so proud of me#had to bust out my old laptop but I DID IT#anyways enjoy this slightly suggestive radioapple#idk where the stuff on the table went don't ask#star my ride or die you have me on the edge of my seat
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The most unrealistic thing about fanon Vox owning an Alastor body pillow isn't the fact he has it at all... it's that he managed to get a clear enough picture in full color to put on the pillow
LMAOOOOOOOO LITERALLY BUT. BUT. consider. he commissioned a really good artist to make really realistic art of alastor so it's technically not an actual picture of alastor.
slightly related but I have this joke written in my head where vox and val get into an argument and in an attempt to placate him, val says he'll commission someone to make a very sexy painting of alastor for him. meanwhile, back in the hotel, lucifer gets a ping on his phone and says "someone just asked me to make a sexy painting of alastor for $50k" and alastor is standing there just.
a what.
#ask#osrs.txt#radiostatic#staticradio#onewaybroadcast#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#tbh idk whether he'd be satisfied at being called sexy or be repulsed by it#there are fair reasons for either reaction#hazbin valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#valentino#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#lucifer's commissions saga#1k#2k
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The Gang React to You Ignoring Them
Lucifer
"How childish. They'll have forgotten by the end of the day."
By the end of the day, however, Lucifer has reached his fucking limit. But his pride will not only prevent him from begging you to knock it off-- it will prevent him from even acknowledging in your presence that he is remotely bothered.
He probably goes to vent to Diavolo -- that is to say, visit him for tea and offhandedly comment about your immaturity for pulling such a stunt, knowing that he'll just contact you and beg for him.
Mammon
"Oh no you don't! MC! MC! MC! MC! MC! Hey! MC! MC! Hey! MC!"
He will follow you wherever you go. At first he thinks he's hilarious, being an absolute pain in the ass, but the longer it goes on, the more dejected he gets. His energy level tanks and soon he's just lying on top of the nearest piece of furniture and whining for you to stop it.
If you manage to get him off of you long enough to escape him, he will just text you.
Mammon: MC Mammon: MC Mammon: Hey MC Mammon: Hey Mammon: MC
If you block him, he will just text someone else until that person becomes so annoyed that THEY beg you to stop.
When you finally give in, he pretends like he didn't even care that much. It was just a little joke between pals, right? Haha!
Leviathan
"So this is how easy it is for you to just toss me aside like a piece of garbage."
Levi will take this extremely personally. Depending on why you're ignoring him, he might blame himself and enter a spiral of self-hate. He'll hole up in his room, refusing to leave until you finally come in and either apologize or forgive him, whichever is appropriate.
He'll spend a few moody minutes acting like it's too late for that, but soon he'll be on the verge of tears, making you to swear on a copy of The Tale of the Seven Lords that you will never pull that kind of thing again.
Satan
"Really? Is this what it's come to? You understand how pathetic this makes you look, don't you?"
Like Lucifer, he won't be too bothered at first, assuming you'll get over things relatively soon. But if nothing has changed within an hour or two, he'll start to get testy. He'll send a text, sit in the same room as you and stare a hole through your head, and if you're still ignoring him after a while of that, he'll storm up to his room.
Depending on how emotionally charged the incident was that led to you ignoring him, he will be more or less capable of fending off an explosion of temper. Most likely, any acknowledgement you toss his way will ease the tension, so it might be a good idea to just shoot him a text asking him not to destroy the house, please.
Asmodeus
"But it's impossible to ignore me! You can't look away from a face like mine! See?"
I don't think you can ignore Asmo. Being the literal Avatar of Lust with powers to charm and an intense need to be admired and adored, he simply exudes an aura that demands attention. You should probably come up with a different strategy of attack.
Beelzebub
"...Are you mad at me?"
Why would you do that to him? How could you be so cruel?
If you did do it, it would probably confuse and sadden him. Confusion and sorrow both make him feel hungry, so he will go ahead and start eating his feelings within an hour of the silent treatment. Even if you're content to allow this to continue, the other six demons in the house aren't, and you will ultimately have no choice but to make up with Beel.
Belphegor
belphie.exe has stopped responding
Considering you'd already forgiven him for the whole murder thing, he can't comprehend how you've become so mad at him that you'd go so far as to give him the cold shoulder. He won't know how to respond at first, but he will quickly become an angry, sulky ball curled up under the blankets on his bed. If it takes more than a few hours for you to come crawling back to him, things will start to change. Belphie will return to the common areas of the house, acting mostly the same as usual, and he will not spare you a second glance. Even if you stop ignoring him, well, two can play this game, and Belphie is absolutely petty enough to drag this one out.
After a day or two of you trying to talk to him, he'll relent. He'll feel kind of guilty, having worked through most of his anger while ignoring you. He'll probably text you a lot for the next day or two, just to ease some of his anxieties.
Diavolo
"I don't understand."
You can't do that. That's illegal. Next character.
Barbatos
"Hehe. What a troublemaker."
Barbatos likes it when you ignore him sometimes.
Barbatos will not change his behavior at all, ever. You could spend the rest of your life ignoring him, and he would simply accept it as one of those unfortunate circumstances life sometimes throws his way. He would prefer it if things didn't go down that way, though. Basically, he'll let you come to him whenever you've gotten over whatever it is you're upset about. What a king.
Solomon
"Hmm? Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Solomon will act pretty much the same as usual around you too. He'll point out that you're ignoring him to whoever else happens to be around and bemoan the situation, but he won't actively appeal to you. Instead, he'll orchestrate a scenario that traps you in a situation where he is the only person you can go to for help. As soon as you do that, he'll act as if nothing ever happened. If you resume the silent treatment, well, he can always come up with another scenario.
Are you still sure it's a good idea?
Simeon
"I didn't realize you were so upset. I'm sorry (that/if) I hurt you."
Simeon will either immediately understand why you are doing this, in which case he will apologize (using "that") or he will have absolutely no idea what's going on, and he'll still apologize (using "if") to be on the safe side.
If you don't show any signs of breaking, he'll enlist Luke's help to make you an apology dessert of some sort. And how can you stay mad at him when he's offering you angel food cake with such a sad expression?
Luke
😧😠😣🥺😢
Wh- Whaaa...?! How dare you ignore him! That's so mean! It must be all the demonic influences rubbing off on you! Stop it! Stop it or he's going to tell Simeon!
And then he'll go and tell Simeon. Simeon will probably tell him to just wait until you've calmed down. If he thinks you're being unreasonable, though, he'll probably have a talk with you himself. Really? Pulling the silent treatment on an actual child? Sure, he's a millennium old, but he's still a child.
#obey me#obey me hcs#obey me headcanons#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beel#obey me belphegor#obey me beelzebub#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me solomon#obey me x reader#nobody asked for this i just did it#you can't stop me#obey me luke#lucifer#mammon#levi#satan#asmo#beel#belphie#diavolo#barbatos#solomon#simeon#dthc
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Lucifer is just so in love and obsessed with you. not in a scary way or anything- but in a very soft way, just melting completely whenever the simplest, everyday things remind him of his little lamb you.
it can be anything, really, maybe he sees your favorite pastry in a bakery or something in a shop window he thinks you’d like or maybe he simply passes somebody in the street that has the same hair color as you.
and before he can stop himself, Lucifer is reaching into his pocket for his phone to call you a soft little smile on his face. even if he can only hear your voice for a few seconds it’ll make his day so much better <3
#I have five minutes left on my lunch break so have a silly little thought really quick XD#saw a post on twt a few days ago and it’s been in my head so it fits Lucifer so well#anyways!!!- I’ll answer asks later!!!#love y’all byeeee <333#obey me!#obey me lucifer#obey me lucifer x reader#obey me x reader#om!#om! hcs#om! headcanons#om! lucifer#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#luci <333
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Yeah, pact commands are powerful and allow you to control the Seven Rules of Hell any time you desire. Pact commands are a little intense though. You can probably get the same outcome by bopping them on the head with a flimsy cardboard paper towel tube.
The great part is that this also works on demons you don't have a pact with, reapers, and other humans (even powerful sorcerers).
The longer your cardboard tube, the more power you wield and the greater your authority becomes. The downside is they can wrestle the tube away from you. But, y'know, until that happens you feel so mighty.
#Lucifer is lecturing Mammon a little too long over something minor? Bop him.#You asked Mammon to get you something and he didn't return the change? Bop him.#Leviathan was just too good at games and won every round? Bop him.#I was going to list one for everybody but it got a bit repetitive.#I feel like Thirteen would love this.#bopping the angels feels wrong though it feels like a crime. it's possible but it will weigh on your conscience.#(this is sarcastic. there is no inherent power in cardboard tubes. only the insanely powerful feeling of being strong)#(so strong that nothing else compares except an even bigger cardboard tube)#obey me fandom#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me headcanon#obey me mc#obey me ideas
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I just woke up from a nap and I had a dream that me and Lucy Gray were sitting in a tree and smoking weed. And she told me “you’re so covey core!”
I don’t do drugs or smoke, I’ve never even thought abt doing it.
And what makes this worse is that this ISNT the most weird dream I’ve had
Ngl doing weed with Lucy Gray sounds fucking awesome
#lucy gray baird#MY FIRST ASK SURROUNDING JUST LUCY GRAY RAHHHHHH#i love her#rachel zegler the woman you are#i love women#i miss my wife#thg tbsosas#tbsosas#tbsoas#tbosbas#tbosas x reader#tbosas memes#tbosas#thg series#lucy gray x reader#lucy gray my beloved#lucy gray baird x sejanus plinth#vox answers asks#vox things#vox talks#vox asks#lucifer answers asks#lucifer asks#lucifer talks#lucifer things#alastor asks#alastor the radio demon#alastor answers asks#alastor things#Alastor talks
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Hcs of all the brothers with an MC who has too much stamina to tire them out and beg the MC to stop?
A/N: Sorry that it’s a “bit” late, but I did manage to get it done! Also, OMFG YES PLEASE. Hopefully I kept within range of your request with the bros. I tried to stay on task! I also depicted the MC to go rough and hard on the brothers so hopefully that's to your taste.
Rating: NSFW
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor
Warning(s): Gender Neutral MC, no genitalia descriptions for MC but there is mentions of creampies, no pronouns for MC, no description of MC’s body or personality, bottom/sub brothers, top/dom MC
Other Tags: Overstimulation, begging, teasing, rough sex, fucked dumb, GN!MC, creampie, hair pulling, prostate milking, (etc, etc,) may be short or long depending on the character
Lucifer (Hair pulling, Overstimulation, Prostate milking, Creampie)
The first time you went down on him, he was winded
The way you pull his hair as you fuck him brutally has him whining
He thought he wouldn’t make noise, but you proved him wrong immediately
He can’t even form a simple sentence with how much you’re milking his prostate
The only words that come out of his mouth is flurries of “please”, “fuck”, and “I can’t”
He’s climaxing at least eight times before you’re spent
He’d be filled up so much it practically pouring out of him
He would also be really sore the next morning
You’d be on cleaning duty for a week
Mammon (Teasing, Fucked dumb, Begging, Overstimulation)
He’s all in (this man goes wild for it)
Doesn’t matter the place or time. If you’re in the middle of class and you get horny, he’s at your beck and call
But when you finally go down on him, you start off slow
He hates it and it’s fun teasing him
But when it comes to fucking him dumb, you make sure to go hard
He’s moaning screaming your name while begging for you to go harder
But after his first orgasm and you’re still going, he tends to get more whiny
He’d beg for you to slow down only for you to get faster
And after you’re both finished, he counts the days until the next time it happens again
Leviathan (Overstimulation, Lingerie, Begging, Fucked dumb)
He’s also definitely getting overstimulated
He’s in his demon form when you rail him so he can wrap his tail around your waist to pull you closer to him
He would place your hands on his hips no matter what position you’re in because he loves the feel of the bruising the next morning (he loves that shit)
After his second orgasm he has his tongue out and his eyes are rolled into the back of his head
He’s begging for you to go harder, to go faster, to do more
But when you both finish at the same time, he climaxes with a cry while you bury yourself the deepest you can go inside him
He’s whining and gasping as you clean him up
You’re also the one to put him to bed because you already know he’s going to be passed out
Satan (Cowgirl position, Overstimulation, Begging)
He likes to compete with you
“Who has more stamina” he says, but he knows he’s clocking out first
When this happens, he’s riding you at a brutal pace
You meet his bounces halfway and you always rub his prostate spot on and it makes him drool
Somewhere along the way, he gives up and just lets you ram into him as he sits on you
He makes a mess on your chest the first couple of orgasms
After a while, he gets too overwhelmed and he begs the best he can to get you to slow down and that he “can’t” and he’s going to cum
It takes a while for you to finish, and he feels relieved
But only you expected it when you flipped him over and continued to slam into him faster than before
Asmodeus (Overstimulation, Spanking, Rope bondage, Begging)
This man is a freak when it comes to your high stamina
He’s using it to the best of his ability because he too has a lot of stamina
He likes to test who can last longer
Sometimes it’s him and sometimes it’s you; it all depends if he plays with your kinks and fetishes
If he’s to finish first, you’ll have to tie him up and make him “beg for mercy” as he puts it
You must give him what he wants or else he’ll complain (and most likely ruin the mood)
But once you both finally get into the mood, he DOES beg and he does it so good
His whines and whimpers play like a broken record and it only makes you go faster
You don’t stop until you’re satisfied
Beelzebub (Overstimulation, Gags, Begging (whining))
Beelzebub will need a gag or something for him to bite or he’ll bite through whatever he gets in between his teeth (that could also be you)
He might also make claw marks on whatever surface he’s on
He’s whining through the gag and tears will start to form in his eyes because he’s easily overstimulated. Especially when you’re going so rough
It takes a little extra to make him climax but with the sheer amount of stamina you have, it’s an easy feat
You stroke him in time with your thrusts and he finishes with muffled screams and moans
When you’re done, he’s tuckered out and he needs some cuddling
Pull him into your lap and you’re stuck with him for the rest of the day
Belphegor (Overstimulation, Begging, Dirty talk)
He’s not really active during most days so when it seems like you aren’t going to stop any time soon, he’s hypersensitive
He’s not used to it so he’s struggling to breathe from the overwhelming sensation of you
He’d say “wait” a thousand times and he’d plead to get you to slow down
At one point, you do, but only where he looks like a complete wreck
He’d whine and ask you why you slowed down, but you just wanted to wait a little longer before finishing
When you do finish, you’re whispering dirty promises into his ear as you stroke him to his final dry orgasm
Almost immediately when you start the aftercare process, he almost falls asleep after being physically drained of all his strength
He wouldn’t say he was opposed to it either…
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If you're still open to suggestions then I would love a jealous Lucifer seeing Vox try to sweet talk Alastor... :D
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#radioapple#appleradio#hazbin hotel lucifer#staticradio#radiostatic#hazbin hotel vox#asks
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Wait, (sorry just jumping on the whole Alastor only in hell for voodoo thing) can you imagine if somehow the cast get their reasons for being in hell & for the majority they're not surprised cuz yeah, they did that.
But then Alastors just says smth like 'Forsook God' and everyone is just staring & trying to figure out what the FUCK that even means, trying to figure out if it's heaven speak for multiple murders, but no. Just voodoo. I think everyone would need like a DAY for that.
OR
Just with the same concept, Charlie convinces Alastor to give up his powers for a time, so he can understand and maybe sympathize with the other sinners (and maybe he's egged on by Lucifer making comments about Alastor never surviving blah blah) but the second he gives up his powers (his voodoo) he gets blipped to heaven.
Cue everyone freaking out about Alastor being dead, & Alastor trying to get back to hell bcuz heaven is fucking boring
second take is so funny, i made a comic about it
DON'T TAG As A sHIP
bonus sketches bc i got lazy
that one meme and sera having a mental breakdown in the background and Al is so confused that he allowed them to take photo
Alastor got bored in Heaven and wants to go back (Also He Misses Rosie But Will Never Admit It)
Meeting mom
#hazbin hotel#Redeemed Alastor || Hazbin AU#hazbin#sudden ask lol#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#the radio demon#radio demon#charlie hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin charlie#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#hazbin sera#hazbin hotel sera#sera hazbin hotel#emily hazbin hotel#emily hazbin#hazbin hotel emily#hazbin emily#angel alastor#hazbin au#hazbin comic#hazbin art
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I LOVE BOTTOM ALASTOR ❤️❤️❤️
Anyway what do you think Lucifer reaction would be to seeing Alastor in a dress.
Also what would he do if he saw Vox or Valentino flirting with HIS alastor
My ideal Lucifer reaction is Alastor looking amazing in a dress and Lucifer being angrily flustered about it.
The last bit of the ask inspired a comic tho, which is why it took my so long to answer LOL:
Part 1 cuz its taking too long to finish the other pages and I'm too impatient to post it all together).
Part 2 ->
#jealous Lucifer my beloved#he must go investigate#you tried Husk#radioapple#appleradio#asks#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#lucifer morningstar#alastor x lucifer#lucifer x alastor#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel husk#husker#valentino#valentino hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#vox#vox the tv demon#the vees#sassy-radio-hazbin-queen#my art#allastoredoodles
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Happy late birthday, it was a wonderful post you made, I just gotta ask something outta the silly.
Do you think it's as cute as I do, the idea of moon having a second nightcap that's party hat coloured and he swaps that on for birthdays
@sea-menace Dream big, my friend! Why stop at 2 nightcaps...? >:}
We got some seasonal caps:
Modern day AU, where Fazbear Co. runs a content farm TikTok account; and Moon is horribly out of touch with gen alpha humour (because no one bought the animatronics internet plans 🥲) caps:
And @lavenoon's jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, amazing Accidentally Undercover fic caps! ✨
Pretend that Agent Dusk lost his original nightcap in a deadly shootout with a rival spy team and he needs to whip up a replacement PRONTO before he loses all street creds (He still won of course, but at what cost,,,,)
#But seriously thank you for the ask friend; you've singlehandedly brought me out of an art slump 💖💖💖#There is an AU in which Moon fully knows how to use the phrases “Skibidi Toilet” and “Sticking your Gyatt out for the Rizzler”#But not in this AU I will not allow it 🔫👁️👁️#“Sun is my favourite” I cry with tears in my eyes while I pumped out 9 consecutive Moon drawings (in denial)#Shoutout to Tumblr sexymen Spamton G Spamton and Lucifer Morningstar for teaching me about the appeal of men in suits adhsjdklasf#fnaf sb#fnaf security breach#dca fandom#dca au#fnaf moon#moondrop#y/n#my art#my ask
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Imagine hell has to defend itself against heaven again and this time the overlords are actually plotting together about it. So they're trying to come up with a battle plan and Velvette brings these figurines to put on the map. Most of them are just little faceless mannequins she uses for her outfit designs and she's written everyone's names on them. But one of them is a very realistic, very detailed Alastor figurine in a wedding dress.
And Carmilla is like "Okay so we need to figure out how we're going to forcibly close the portal to heaven— Alastor, you've been very quiet and thinking, do you have an idea?"
And Alastor just looks up at Velvette and gestures towards the figurine very calmly but with a twitching eye and goes "Why do you have this?"
HEL:DPGLPSHKPSGSDPOKO ANON I'M CRYING. can we bring this back into the lucifer commission saga and say lucifer was commissioned by vox to make that figurine. add this on to lucifer deciding to join an overlord meeting just to try and keep more in touch with the sinners and he's like "oh! I made that" and alastor's like "you WHAT" and velvette goes "YOU'RE the one vox commissioned this from??" and alastor's like "vox WHAT??????????" and then they sing a reprise of "you didn't know?"
every iteration of this gets worse and worse I'm sorry.
#ask#osrs.txt#radiostatic#staticradio#onewaybroadcast#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin velvette#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#lucifer's commissions saga#1k#2k
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